its canadadid dey

forgor cus i slept so badly that day but school's out so now ive got a bunch of free time. hopefully ill post more often n whatnot but honestly no promises.
if you haven't yet, go check out my journal with my current list of plans.

Hello! I am writing a quick update with my plans so you all know whats going on with me.

🟥 I am going to get a bank account, and thus will be accepting money soon-ish
🟨 once i do get the account, I will be open for comms
🟩 only on FurAffinity will I accept comms at first, DeviantART will have to wait
🟨 DA will start having adopts and breeding grids open for money.
🟩 I will be changing older adopts to accept money, including OTA, and I will never offer adopts for money-only.
🟩 additionally, I will start offering my set-price adopts at around 20% less in DApts compared to their money price. (eg. $10/800pts, rather than 1-1 at $10/1000pts)
🟦 this is because I know most of my adopts very quite cheap for what they're worth, only going for around 100-300pts($1-$3)

🟥 speaking of comms and money, initially only SFW and NFW comms will be open
🟨 Gore comms are going to have to wait, as they need a ton of reworking before I can open them up
🟨 If you are interested in possibly ordering a comm from me in the future, feel free to check out my Rules and Commission Info site so you can see what I offer.

🟥 I'm going to stop producing adopts, and all of my regular breeders are going to close
🟨 instead, I will only be opening grid breedings, and the only new adopts I'm going to post will be the grid results.
🟩 I do actually have one more batch I want to post to test out some new bases I've made for personal use but then thats it.
🟨 I don't yet plan on posting adopts/grids to FA, as I prefer to keep my artwork sorted out and FA is my more "professional" account with my NSFW art, so posting my less professional-feeling adopts/breedings isn't going to happen anytime soon.
🟩 even if I change my mind on the matter, I will likely only be posting single very HQ adopts to FA, rather than batch adopts, grids, or results.

🟥 I have a ToyHouse account now, and am currently moving all of my characters/breeders to it.
🟨 as such, I won't be posting grids until everyone has been moved over, as I don't want to be linking people to broken Stash links to see the parents.
🟨 I don't plan on accepting friend requests on TH, don't ask for my characters, don't order comms or breedings. it is for holding my characters and their art and nothing else. if you wanna talk about my characters/breeders/adopts, talk to me on DA or FA.

Everything here is subject to change in the future once I feel ya'll've adapted, or if I think it should change. These are just my current plans.

Please check out! - DeviantART(SFW) | Rules and Commission Info

ok so
i semi-accidentally rabbit holed some world building stuff and now im here making a solar system. i don't care about being super realistic, i want to have fun and do fun stuff. one of the things i wanted to do was have a double-binary star system.

that is, two sets of binary stars(a set of two stars orbiting a shared centre of mass) orbiting a shared centre of mass. now, binary stars, normally speaking, are STUPIDLY unstable and not even vaguely habitable but i don't care i want my planet to have 4 suns.

My logic, to make it semi-functional, was that the pair of stars the planet would orbit would both be class-g(same class as earth's sun), but on opposite ends of the weight class, so a super fat class-g and a super small class-g in each other's orbit. and that should mean that the orbiting planet will be fairly stable, since both stars are so similar and them switching places shouldnt fuck up anything too badly, like the planet's orbit.
but what about the other binary stars? now THATS gonna fuck shit up. but, i thought to myself, what if the average/total massiveness of both sets of binary stars were similar? would that re-balance things in such a way where is wouldn't actually be too fucky? perhaps, i men without doing the calculations it makes sense to me. but i didn't want more class-gs, so instead for the distant pair i made one star roughly 1.5x earth's sun's mass, and the other about half our sun's mass, since the pair orbited by the habitable planet are both pretty close to our sun being class-gs.

Then, I actually got my hands in a calculator, messing with the numbers as explained above. and the numbers(as far as i can tell) agree with me that it should be balanced. it's very unlikely to exist or be habitable irl but close enough for me to work with and just close my eyes about lol.
And when I say “agree”, I mean they agree that the binary sets are roughly equal in total massiveness and thus the sets of binary stars should in a super crazy hypothetical sense be able to share a centre of mass that won't be too unstable or wonky.

sorry if literally none of that made sense. i dont know either tbh

oh, and to make it better - this whole thing happened because drawing is hard but writing point form about random ideas and pretending they fit together is slightly easier...
and also i;
- got back into conlanging and re-re-RE-revived my hyper-dead first ever conlang from the grave because im not yet giving up on Shanituian Thipluch Chi'ithkikai (they tale of multiple revivals could be another journal)

- decided that i should make a Sun and Moon Show AU to use the language in(i could make another journal about that too)

- made another language that was meant to be an older 'cousin' to Chi'ithkikai (name not figured out yet)

- then rewatched everything Artifexian and Biblaridion every posted and got really sidetracked with the plan, and decided it not longer worked with the SAMS AU idea, so they are not separate, and that 'cousin' language for the AU is now going to be used as a religious language for this new worldbuilding disaster. its still going to have developed as a relative of Chi'ithkikai, but its not going to be used the same way at all.

- and the sapient species has now changed like... 4 times.

and now we here. and im calling this 'entry 0' because this is a demented prelude to anything to come afterwards. assuming i choose to actually post more about it and dont forget/get too embarrassed about showing ppl

new year
congrat
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RUIN REVIEW
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(WARNING: stupid amounts of spoilers)
(NOTE: this was written like.... months ago when ruin first came out and i just never finished it and now ive given up so its some of it is phrased like HW2 isnt out yet that's why.)
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so, in regards to my predictions, I was right that Gregory wasn't the real Gregory, but I seem to be wrong that he's dead, and the real glamrock freddy's nowhere to be seen.

My overall thought on ruin is that it was very good in some aspects, and pretty meh in others.

the good:
The game overall is 100x more functional than the base game so props to steelwool.
The AR mask, as weird as it is, and as much as I don't have a damn clue why it's one of the rabbit masks from the books, it functions very nicely and generally doesn't have any issues and is very seamless. Didn’t have a clue that it was pulled off with two maps which is hella nifty.

the bad and the disappointing:
the gameplay is very repetitive, and the puzzles don’t really get any harder as you go along.
The Daycare Attendant and the Endos were some of the most interesting parts of the base game and despite being in the same area together, we get even less time with both. The ruined DA never chases you or is hostile, and the Endos are again for only one, even smaller section.
Regarding all enemies, most deaths are likely going to be on purpose, or because the kill boxes are weirdly big. You are almost never in any actual danger as the animatronics don't really free roam. the most danger you really ever get in is with Ruined Proto Freddy, or if you're really bad at avoiding Black Rabbit, ie taking the mask off as soon as you hear it's spawn sound. I do have a theory on why this is tho.

Theories and Predictions: im gonna section these off cus i get really rambly n stuff sry
===== PQ/Brazil Ending Theory
I actually really like David Baron’s theory that Ruin follows the Princess Quest ending, and that Glamrock Freddy is controlled by the Mimic. https://youtu.be/-LitsHXQpgc?t=1061 Helpi is constantly getting taken over by the Mimic(yellow eyes and black veins), and the Mimic uses Helpi to lure Cassie into the basement, and Freddy brought Greg down to the basement to Burntrap/Mimic. in the brazil ending, a take on the princess quest ending, freddy's head is gone and helpi is in his place instead.

another thing is, Freddy keeps just letting Gregory break his bandmates and take their upgrades to put into him. which is weird as he seems concerned when he finds out the upgrades are his friends but then doesn't say anything after seeing what happened to them.

===== Proto Freddy's Damage
Alternate idea regarding Freddy and the upgrades, i think that Proto Freddy might be as busted as he is because of the other Glamrocks mistaking him as the real Freddy and trying to get their parts back. Hes broken in the right places for this to be the case; head for Roxy’s eyes, chest for Chica’s voice box, hands for Monty’s claws.

===== Glamrock Bonnie's Death
Glamrock Bonnie's corpse does look like Monty's doing, having big green claw marks, HOWEVER. Monty is only described as being aggressive/destroying things AFTER he got Bonnie's hands, after Bonnie was killed. I don't think Monty could've done the damage we see on Bonnie prior to getting the claw upgrades. instead, i think it may have been Roxy. normally, the Glamrock's who have claws, have them on their casing, so when that casing breaks, their endo fingers are revealed. but when Roxy losing her hand casing, we see her claws go very far back on her fingers and are much bigger than what is visible with casing. as well, she seems to have always been aggressive, and much more importantly, competitive. it's possible she's the one who killed Bonnie, having lost bowling or something, and threw a bowling ball at his head before tearing him apart.

another thing to consider is the Wet Floor Signs surrounding Bonnie's corpse(assuming the corpse is even real to begin with). with them being deactivatable, i think its possible that they may be related to his death. It does appear they are part of the M.X.E.S system rather then working for the Mimic but both are possible. I'm still not sure what the Wet Floor Sign's existence even really means.

===== The Repeating of Birthdays
Eclipse says happy birthday to Cassie, Roxy remembers that it should be coming up and calls it ‘her special day’, and entering the vent leading to the purple tunnel in Bonnie's green room you can hear Freddy and Roxy singing a birthday song. As well, Freddy has a green gift in his stomach hatch. With the mask on while in the salon, there are cutouts of Cassie crying and Gregory comforting her, as well as a lot of cutouts of Roxy. Like a lot of things in Ruin, i think it’ll be explained later WHY birthdays and specifically Cassie’s is so important in Ruin 2/SB 2/HW 2/etc. My guess is something happened on it, likely one of the two times she beat Roxy and the fact none of her friends other than Gregory showed. Seeing that her dad is mentioned 4 times, he sounds important, and my guess is her mom got disney’d the same day. or her dad got disney'd. one of the two.

===== Sun Knows Moon's Broken
In both SB and Ruin, Sun seems to know that something is wrong with the DA’s system, discouraging the lights go off in SB, possibly because he can tell Moon's got whatever robot rabies that the Glamrocks and Vanny have, and is trying to keep Gregory safe even while he’s malfunctioning. And in Ruin, he asks to be rebooted, knowing that he and Moon cannot function in the state they are. I mean, in SB Moon could still speak in proper sentences, in Ruin he’s degraded to full Gollum.
Tbh, lowkey kinda funny that none of SB or Ruin would’ve happened if some guy just put his wrench in the wrench hole and turned it 90 degrees to the left, so the DA was working properly and Gregory could stay in the daycare till morning without worry. But now he has to go kill his friend's dog and everything goes to shit. Good job man. lol.

===== Eclipse's Role
Eclipse seems to still not understand the true state of the pizzaplex, but seems content seeing Cassie as evidence that there’s still kids around. The question is what happens when Eclipse realizes that the kids aren’t coming back.
its also interesting how both Roxy and Eclipse are the only two who arent violent towards cassie and both of them respond to her with "happy birthday"

eclipse's safety mode isn't a "safe mode" like a regular computer. Safety mode is about protecting kids around you. I think eclipse was his safety mode from when he was an actor. Sun and Moon are his acting modes not meant to babysit, assuming that the books are to be considered. The virus forced the animatronics to disregard safety mode which should be active when children are going to be touching or close to the animatronic. its possible that Eclipse is the actual daycare attendant that interacts with the kids the majority of the day & ensures their safety as they play.

We know that Freddy has both a low-power ‘rest mode’, and ‘safe mode’, when he turns on right at the start of SB, and he says "showtime already? But the recharge cycle hasn't finished". Freddy also doesn’t act like he seems to on stage as compared to the game, and the same can be seen with Roxy in Ruin, she’s cold and pretty mean, but once around what she registers as guests, she becomes rather kind and is no longer hostile, but also doesn't act like she does on stage or in the announcement in roxy raceway when you first enter it in SB. this becomes apparent after she hears Cassie's voice and replies "oh, im sorry, i, error".

this means that the animatronics have at least three modes, 'rest mode' to save power, 'safe mode' when on the floor or near guests, and a 'stage mode' of some kind where they are in character for the stage.

when the DA is rebooted, eclipse doesn't seem to have awoken from 'rest mode', and has to enter a new 'safety mode' when he sees Cassie and notes she's not safe. so when he woke up he must've either been in 'safe mode' or 'stage mode'. tbh, i think eclipse saying 'safety mode' made have just been a mistake, or a retcon yb the writers, and eclipse *is* in 'safe mode', or freddy was in 'safety mode'.
i think the Da having another mode like this would be odd.

alternatively, this is a sort of retcon from the books, where its mentioned that sun and moon were from the theater and got moved to the daycare but reprogramming is expensive so they just kept the lights on 24/7, but Ruin seems to imply that they added a new ai altogether to ensure the kids' safety.

Other things I noticed:
===== Who can see you in the Security Mask
Although the Endos and Glamrocks can’t see you in the mask and need to be lead by Black Rabbit, both the wet floor signs and the Ruined DA can see you, which makes sense as the floor signs seem linked to M.X.E.S., and in the base game Moon knew that you were in Freddy and it’d be weird if Moon knew but Sun didn’t. I'm not sure what this means but it's certainly concerning imo

===== Ruined Daycare Attendant
During the daycare section, in the real world, Moon is in control, but in AR, Sun is. Sun also says that he is 'trapped in a nap' and sings about such while you have the mask on. i think what's happening, despite the DA’s appearance, is that Moon has all or at least most of the control of the body in reality, and the AR mask just allows Cassie to speak with Sun because of Fnaf technomagic, hence why Sun says he's 'trapped in a nap'. he has little to no control of the body because its too dark.

What’s interesting is that, we see that if you approach the DA with no generators on, Moon attacks you no problem, but turn just one on and Sun’s already got enough control to at least try and hold him back(albeit he fails). This seems to confirm the the DA’s current state is based on surrounding light levels and not linked to the actual daycare lights themself.

===== Moon and the Flashlight
Related to the above note, Moon “suddenly” being hurt by a mere flashlight, the DA’s faceplate is totally broken over both eyes, which with how Moon covers his one working eye, implies that their eyes are extra sensitive, and the faceplate protected their eyes so the switching could occur without issue.

===== Teeth
The ruined Da's endo teeth look VERY similar to the mimic's teeth. I'm like 99% sure it means nothing but like... this is fnaf. anything could mean anything at this point. i just hope my clowns aren't afton or book evil. they can be evil on their own terms. plz. redeem moon. he didn't need the virus/vanny. he culdve just killed kiddos for funsies. plz fnaf.

things im guessing for the future:

Ruin feels like half of a game, half of a story, and I think that's because it is. i think we'll have a 'ruin 2' of sorts, and we'll be Cassie with roxy as our help to get back out of the pizzaplex. I'm not sure which ending is canon, but either way it'd be roughly the same thing; get out of the hole, and more or less back track through the place. although, the mimic can be heard copying roxy's voice and saying "cassie", so roxy calling cassie's name at the end of the elevator ending is more likely mimic than roxy.

To me at least, ruin was disappointing because I expected a full story but didn't really get one. SB’s endings, even with how broken the actual game was, with the plot holes, with its unexplained events and actions, still felt like full stories with a beginning and an end. It’s part of why we’ve spent so long trying to determine which ending is the cannon one. Ruin’s endings don't feel complete, not as is the game is unfinished like SB, but that they aren't the ending of a story. And I think that's because they aren’t. Ruin’s endings feel like the end not of a story, but of a prologue. And seeing ruin in this light, as a prologue, explains so much about the dlc itself.
why the enemies are so easy to deal with, why we spend so little time with the animatronics, why roxy and cassie’s relationship is just thrown at us, why it's so unclear which ending ruin continues from, why the mimic is just there and why gregory abandons us in at least the elevator ending. Ruin isn't the story, it's the setup. We’re going to get a ruin 2 or SB 2 or sorts that will explain what the hell’s going on.

Due to there being evidence of multiple SB endings, making unclear which is the real one, and Gregory's comics, I think that the canon ending to SB is a mix of multiple, as there's evidence most notably of VIP, Princess Quest, and Afton.


headcannons until later:
regarding the attendant. I've already complained about the actual gameplay regarding the ruined Da. I think that eclipse is another ai of the Da, but fell out of use for some reason and similar to glamrock bonnie, was scrubbed from the pizzaplex. i think that eclipse was meant to function as a mediator between sun and moon, not a fusion of them. In the base game, moon is noted to scare the kids, and sun doesn't seem to be reassuring to them either, likely because he's too hyper and like moon is pretty strict with the rules. I mean when Gregory gets banned, sun up and throws him. but eclipse despite sounding like he's got a 100 mile stare at all times, seems like he'd keep sun and moon level-headed.

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HW2 REVIEW
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just wanna say before anything else, please. for the love of god and satan and everything inbetween, HW1 is an in-universe parody of FazEnt.'s crimes and characters and shouldn't be seen as scott/steelwool 'reconning' things about animatronic behaviors. one that bothers me is from the fnaf movie and HW1. in one of the games of HW, Cirucs baby is shown with glowing red eyes, which she doesn't have in SL. people thought this was some kind of like... proof that the classics having red eyes makes sense. But baby had red eyes in... ya know, HELP WANTED. which i've already stated is an in-universe parody made by FazEnt. FazEnt doesnt care about how the animatronic actually functioned, and i'm repeating this cus 1) is just bothers the fuck out of me and 2) a clip in HW2's trailer showed a flashlight effecting Moon, which is inaccurate.

im not saying that you cant *consider* what's shown in HW1/2 for theories, just take a bigger grain of salt with them than with other games, kinda like FNAF World. These games are not super reliable sources, but saying to disregard them entirely would make me a hypocrite, as i do like how some characters are portrayed in these games.(although i will say, HW2 is far closer to the actual lore and more literal and universe accurate(which is very nice to see) than HW1, which was more FNAF World-ish)

oh yeah also im typing this out as i watch a streamer play it so things might be written funky.

=====Other
Did not expect Funtime Chica on the start menu or her cupcake for the death screens what. also i think Baby was made shorter which is oddly. also the funtimes are not shiny enough mfers look grubby lol.
neat minigame layout tho.
Winning screen cupcake's eyes follow you. spoopy.

-10000/10 cant eat the rewards. worst game of the year.

ooohh, character gallery when you win them in games. fuck yeah.

FazForce should be a real toy set.
getting the 6th one causes the player(whom i think is Vanessa but im not sure) to see a memory of Mask Bot giving Cassie the ARMask is very odd. and then is leads right into the credits? wot. good credits music tho.

=====Carousel
ok so this is the minigame where you flash Moon. which obviously isn't accurate to how he functions in the regular games/real life(to HW that is). Sun and Moon in SB are shown to not be effected by lights of any kind, which is fair since their gimmick is light-based. lights on, sun. lights off, moon. simple. HOWEVER in Ruin a simple flashlight does hurt Moon, and brighter spotlights stunlock him in place. Why does this happen? well if you'd look at the DA's face, you'll notice that the casing over both eyes is broken, exposing the eyes and light sensors fully, which for Sun and Moon are likely more sensitive than normal/have a larger range so they can gimmick, while the casing protects it enough that if Sun stands in a shadow he wont become Moon, and flashlights to the face wont turn Moon into Sun. Without the casing, they have no such protection, hence why Cassie's light suddenly hurts Moon.

HW2 isnt meant to be accurate, its like... part of the experience. So Unruined Moon being hurt by a flashlight in this game doesn't bloody mean anything.

Carousel: Slightly Sassy Sun is also not expected but fully welcome. he do sounds a bit weird tho. wish moon did a little more talking and little less laughing but that's just me.

moon's got an alright but not too spooky jumpscare, at least it looks like he's actually killing you. also the SB jumpscare scream is doing him and also no one else ANY favours lmao.
also, the actual minigame is fucking SICK bro. 200/10 clowning right there.

also you can throw a pumpkin at moon and get the trophy "harvest moon"

Cinder: same game but spicier, including Jack-o-Moon. 210/10 spicy clowning.

=====Foxy log ride
ayo they made it a thing. also gonna say this now, glad they moved away from trying to 1:1 the games. didn't really work out too good but this is much more fun.
it seems like the helpy signs change your course which is super cool. love the random/semi-random elements to this game.

20/10. got to shoot things. Spooky Moon.

=====ballora gallery
ok that's so cool you have to drag yourself along the floor. amazing.

-10/10 for the biddy babs and their jumpscare. friggin scared the lights out of me. hate hate hate hate hate. don't wanna be eye level with the robots. same for ballora's jumpscare.

9/10 good minigame, you can yeet the minireenas but ballora almost kicks you in the face multiple times and doesn't have many voice lines.

=====breaker room
a redesign of night 3 from SL. nifty

ya boy FT fred gets quite close to the player, v nice

7/10 cool but repetitive. bonbon cant kill you. also his suit comes apart weird in the gallery like its falling off. nothing to say bout hardmode.

=====office
ennard night uwu

there are the words "they are watching" on the cams when switching sometimes. dunno what they mean. lore, likely.
yoooo live 3d cams. sick bro.

8/10, ennard's got a simple and snappy jumpscare. fast boi gives the spooks. nothing to say about puppet master, funtime gang, or job interview.

=====bonk a bon
whack a bunny
give the bastards a good smack. can really feel the impact thru the screen.
stupid plushbabys. little shits be fighting back.

11/10 hit the child. murder. wallop em. boink bonk. extra point cus you can break the lights. bonus round: plushbabys are the real main antagonist. 9/10.

=====DJ music time
JESUS FUCK HE IS THE CORRECT SIZE MY GOD HOLY FUCK
SPOOKY SCARY SCARY MFER JUST EATS YOU

not quite enough tutorial to explain what the fucks goin on but tbh its such a weird minigame i dont blame them.

15/10. simple "match the picture" game but with music. DJMM is properly sized in the gallery. Pro gets a 35/10 for Ruined DJMM.

=====fazerblast
who tf is Carnie?? cool to see another regular animatronic.

fucking plushbabys.

7/10 classic gallery shooter. 3 points off cus Carnie's an asshole in the second stage for no reason. 1 added back cus you can shoot foxy in the crotch lmao. FNAF1 is hellish, same score. FNAF2 is even worse, 6/10

=====bonnie bowl
BONNIE BOWL BONNIE BOWL BONNIE BOWL BONNIE BOWL
the content is no longer cut

boop the snoot of death. also you can bowl the children AND MOON. you can legit get rid of him that way.

concerned why you get the achievement "GGY" when you first complete the minigame.

100/10 wonderful. moon showed up again.

=====arts n crafts
SUNNY MY BOOOOOIIIIIIIII
YES MORE DA SHIT LETS GOO
THE GOOD BOY CARTWHEELS IN LIKE A MADLAD YES
THE BOY, HE GETS PISSY WHEN YOU SHOOT OR THROW SHIT AT HIM VERY FAIR
AND HE KILLS YOU FOR SUCKING AT ART VERY REALISTIC
AND HE SHREDS IT WHEN UR DONE YES
HES SO SASSY AND IMPATIENT I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I LOVED HIM BEFORE YES
HES SO MAD WHEN YOU EAT THE SUPPLIES
AND MOON GETS YOU IF TIME RUNS OUT VERY NICE
SCARY AS ALL HELL FUCK YES

loft: NO MY POOR RUINED BOY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HES SO SAD NOO
BUT ALSO, RUINED SUN AND MOON SO

PERFECT/10

=====salon
staff bots: fucking hilarious goofy bastards. 9/10

glam: roxy's mouth doesn't move properly when she talks which is weird. also the bitch bitch is bitching again. buuut you do get to make her uggy so that makes up for it. 4/10

repair: damn HW2 happens between SB and Ruin. nifty.

glitchtrap go brr(glitchtrap also go brr for the above minigame but like who cares when you have sun)

=====el chip's
goofy silly once again
tickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktick
underpaying retail job (karens included) simulator

9/10 the food has physics. same score for pizzapizzapizza
the theater gets a 10/10 for nutcase-ery.

=====cold storage
damn, glamrock freddy out here bein spoopy.

10/10 boop the snoot

=====first aid
what the fuck is happening 4/10 helpy screams a lot

=====fizzy faz
simple 'match the pattern' game. 9/10, difficulty curve between night 2 and 3 is stupid.

=====endo warehouse
oh hey its that funky room from SB where all the moon merch is.

simple 'memory match' game. 8/10

=====Mystic Hippo/PQIV
glitchtrap broke some games. wacky.

circus baby, moon, and mystic hippo all ask "what makes you so special?". i feel like some more did as well but i cant recall.

at the end of job interview, Circus Baby walks up to you and gently asks that you have some icecream(if you don't take it she kills you). at the end of the non-cannon staff-bot ending, POV we are Maskbot and we give cassie a mask. and then there's Candy Cadet's story about the girl being lured by a kind voice. just pointing this out cus ooo spooky linked lore stuff that i don't really know what it actually means. um, i really, REALLY don't wanna say its "i always come back", cus that implies that the vanny/PQIV/claw machine ending ISNT cannon and afton's not perma-dead, which would suck major balls my dude.

Mystic Hippo is cool, neat to see a (mostly) normal animatronic lol.
however its VERY sensitive and takes an awful long time to figure out which card you picked. also astralspiff (the guy i watched) had so much copium that something would happen other than picking the cards lmao.

Finishing the msgs will also place the doll next to where the msg was spray-painted, and the image will be buffed out.

Following "noB a knoB tliT" msg on the arcade next to the cupcake claw machine, play bonk a bon: bonus round and when the machine tilts, inserting the repair code backwards gets you the "remember Jeremy?" achievement. iirc, Jeremy is the nightguard from fnaf2 and/or the bite of 87 victim? you also get a doll with a bonnie mask.

Following the msg by the confection corner, by playing fizzyfaz night 3 and pouring the sodaroni as well as one of each flavour, gets you the "graveyard shift" achievement, and sending it as an order gives you a doll with a freddy mask on it.

Following the ballora msg by the advertisement displays, by playing office: puppet master there's a drawer in the desk with a keypad. inserting the date "1983" gets you a doll with a puppet mask on it and no achievement.

Following the msg above Mystic Hippe of Helpy, playing Foxy's Log Ride and hitting the helpy signs to change route and hit some stars to turn them blue will get you a doll with a foxy mask on it.

Following the chica heads in trashcan msg, playing Fazbear theater and placing all chica themed items into the trash will reward you a doll with a chica mask on it.

Following the tentacle rocket msg by the Faz Force toys, playing all Fazerblast levels in order and in each, shoot the rocket. in the first level, the rocket is the last one you see, in western its behind the train, in fnaf1 its in the office section and in fnaf2 instead of a rocket, you have to follow the animatronics on the cams and "kill" them when they're in the vents. once you've done this, a haystack and a barrel will fall down, and Carnie will say "that there's a fire hazard", until the end of FNAF2 where the place will burst into flames. This will unlock Fazerblast:FNAF3.

returning to Mystic Hippo with give you a glitched coin, to insert into PQIV.

Completing PQIV resulting in killing yourself, and then you get the play PQ in first person. this includes lighting grave torches with each of the 5 dolls. then, if I'm understanding correctly, you give the king the mask, and he gives you a green rabbit doll, and you head down to the SL location, then you get brought into a claw machine full of random stuffies, and Vanny's watching you, and Moon is the claw?? you get the achievement 'Consequences', sure. and then you give them the green rabbit??? Moon says "naughty naughty" as he drops it into the rewards shute and Vanny pulls out Glitchtrap???? and then kills him????? AND THEN THE CREDITS ROLL??????????????? whu... what fever dream did i wake up in???????

i mean good to see that Afton is done and over with and we finally have new main villains in the form of Vanny and Mimic.

weird side thing, lighting the torches in the order of the dolls (bonnie chica foxy freddy puppet) rather than by number will let you move on, and give you a secret with a classic bonnie mask, with the text "this looks familiar" and the trophy "lost luggage". thing only thing this makes me think of is Cassie's dad, who through the Ruin collectibles in implies to really like bonnie.

Candy Cadet does shed light on wtf IS happening so that's good.
Candy Cadet's second story talks of a young girl being led astray by a friendly voice so its def about Vanessa and Glitchtrap/Afton, with the 'scar' being the Virus.
Candy Cadet's third story continues to explain the she returns to the forest to get revenge. Greeted by a young boy(Gregory) to offered her to help. but then the 'oven door closes', which i think is to mean that the 'witch' is either; glitchtrap, vanny, or mimic. i don't think its mimic as mimic only interacts properly with Cassie, not Vanessa or Greg. glitchtrap doesn't make sense along with the claw machine and us looking at Vanny as she kills glitchtrap considering we are Vanessa, so the 'witch' must be Vanny taking Glitchtrap's place in the story.

all of this nonsense basically confirms that PQ Ending is the canon ending to SB, and Brazil Ending might be the canon ending to Ruin, and that in HW2 we are playing as Vanessa between the two games.

and in other news, the credits music is basically perfect. it feels concubinary but still with questions to be asked. i really really really fucking like it. its also makes it oddly emotional?????? no explanation for that one. maybe just sheer happiness to have any kind of feeling of 'the end' in a fnaf game? the feeling of moving on? of closure of any kind?

idk, sorry this was so damn long, and also that it kinda started falling apart near the end and im too tired to refine this further. anyways, bye-bye

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this is less of a prediction and more of wishful thinking filled to the brim with misplaced optimism and copium.

i hope that the Ruin DLC follows the Afton ending(ik that Burntrap's probably actually Mimic not William but shh), but its a bad ending. Cassy spends the whole game running around the PizzaPlex looking for/talking to Gregory, but never finds him. Until she gets to Roxy Raceway, where she finds his body. We get a cutscene where she looks at Glamrock Freddy and he's got those Fnaf 1 possession eyes, and Gregory say 'Hi' through him.
This would kick off a new era/story line for Fnaf, where the whole old cast(William, Michael, Elisabeth/Circus Baby, Cassidy, Henry, Charlotte/Puppet, etc) are all dead and Vanny/Glitchtrap and/or Mimic replace William's role, Cassy(or someone else idk) replaces Mike, and Gregory and GR Freddy replace Charlotte and Puppet. And maybe they could even tie the books in a little more by having the new cast meet the Charlie robot from the books. idk.

tl;dr, steelwool will use ruin to fix/change/do anything to the plot. there is a 99.99% chance they will not.

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