Howdy y'all! Hope everyone is doing well and taking good care of yourselves. How was your week? Had fun on the fourth of july? Any fun new projects youre working on?

So Twitter is a hellhole rn so uhhhhh, hi!
Something I really wanted to do on here is just chat with more folks. So if you ever wanted to chat, say hi! Tell me how your day is going and what I’ve missed here on FA. Know any cool artists? Share them here with me!

Hello everyone, long time no journal.

Just wanted to update y'all on where you can find my art. I'll still be using FA as my main gallery for art, however, Twitter is where most stuff will be posted first. I'll also be posting random sketches on there as well as progress shots and updates (both real life and art related).

So if any of that interests you, or you just want to communicate with me easier, please go follow my twitter!

https://twitter.com/CalzoneStand

Drawing birds and dogs
https://picarto.tv/Calzone

Sorry for not posting stuff on here as of late, I've been incredibly busy after college. That being said, I graduated and got a job. Hooray, *kazoo*, etc. Now I'm working on some personal projects that I hope I can reveal by the end of the year. I'm definitely gonna try to post more sketches on here as well, if you guys don't mind that is.

Other than that, not much else has changed. I am a bit more active on Twitter and Tumblr if y'all want to follow those. I post really rough sketches on there sometimes and other progress stuff :0

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/calzoners
https://twitter.com/CalzoneStand

Guess who is super anxious about graduating this December.
IT’S ME~

Holy shit. I didn’t expect it to come this quickly. I’m seriously stressing out on getting a job and just dealing with post graduation responsibilities. If anything, getting a job is my highest priority at the moment so I at least have my head above the water. Hopefully I can land some sort of internship or any graphic design/print job near me.

So just as a heads up, for the next two months I won’t be posting as much art here (maybe a couple of sketches). I’m just gonna be really busy dealing with all of these REAL LIFE RESPONSIBILITIES.

So until everything settles down, I’m gonna be screaming and stressing out about everything. Woooo~

Hey! Commissions are open again because getting a job is fucking hard and shit isn't working out...
ANY WHO <3

Headshots $15
Belly Up $20
Full Body $30
Additional characters are $10
(I also do nsfw commissions)

If you want more info send me an email at "Calzonestand@gmail.com"

-  Saiyentom(sketch) -

-  sylfire (complete) -

-  SaintAjax(complete) -

- Tumblr: maxscifi.tumblr.com (complete) -

-  serv -

Opening up commissions!
5 slots are open, wowzers!

Sketches are 15$
Inks are 20$
Fully colored pieces are 30$
(Additional characters are 10$)

Icons are 15$
fully inked and colored.

Badges are 20$
Fully inked and colored as well.

If you're interested or have questions, be sure to note me!
I also do sfw and nsfw!

- Full Piece (complete) -
- icon (complete) -
- Full Piece (complete) -
- Full Piece (complete)-
-slot 5-

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who stuck around when I started posting rather lewd stuff. It really means a lot to me, honestly. This doesn't mean I'm going to stop posting clean stuff though, just a mix of both depending on my mood!

Also we made it to 500+ watches! Thank you to everyone new and old for that as well. I'll definitely try to post a bit more often, so if I don't post anything in a while don't be afraid to bark at me to get off my lazy ass!

Now with formalities aside, lets talk Monster Hunter. I play it, some of you may play it, lets try and play it together.
My 3ds friend code is 2105-9367-9031.
If you want to take me up on that offer, send me a note and we can try to arrange something!

That is all, and thank you again everyone for the support. Let do our best together.

Hey guys, I'm gonna be doing commissions. Why? Well I am currently saving up for a fursuit and I need some extra cash for other things such as gas and food. So, if you guys are interested, or know someone who would be interested, send me a note.

Paying will happen after the piece is done.

Icons are 10$
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13647573/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13572206

Badges are 15$
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13867566
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13867750/

Full Pieces will be 20$ and an additional 5$ for each character.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13772959/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12988046

Slots: 1 of ~
1. icon -done-
2. Full Piece

Jump and shout till you can't handle it anymore. Cut the bull shit. Run and scream your lungs out. Scream. Keep screaming. Don't stop. Did I say stop? KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING.

Taken from  Doctor_Fox

Arrival and Departure:
I'll be arriving at FC the morning of Thursday and leaving Monday Morning.

Staying at:
The Hilton

Mode of Transportation:
Gonna take a plane and taxi, cause I'm a big baby who doesn't want to drive alone for 6-7 hours to San Jose.

Room Share:
Gonna be rooming with  Doctor_Fox, Teddyfoxcoon and  Fennicthefox

Major Plans:
Probably gonna spend most of my time hanging around my roomies, however I'm sure they have other plans as well;;;

If you want to meet me then by all means, note me and we'll see what we can do :3

Who Will I Be With:
Primarily the people mentioned above.

Fursuits:
We can pretend I have one.

Attending Parties:
I don't know? If people invite me then yeah, probably. This is my first con so I don't really know how stuff like this goes, haha.

Best Way To Find Me:
Hmm... Well if you can find  doctor_fox you'll probably find me, haha. If not, then I'll be the short lost asian kid who has a badge that looks like this>>http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10622122/
And looks like this hot piece of ass>> http://gyazo.com/1dd1d2d4a337f722fde384d0c482397c

Stage Performance:
HAHAHAHA.

Drink:
Well if you're buying!

Smoke:
We'll have a lovely conversation if you offer me one, that's for sure.

Hugs:
If you want to hug a short chubby asian who'll most likely smell of taco belle then sure.

Talk:
Yes.

Art:
Sure thing. I'll draw you and curse a lot in the process. Fun for the whole family.

What is your Gender:
I am a male last I checked.

How old are you?:
I'm 18. WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Yeah its not that much of a surprise anymore.

Can I touch you:
Yes?

Can I buy you lots of drinks?:
Shhhhhh

Can I give you lots of money?:
Do you want me to dance for you?

Can I hug or snuggle you?:
At least buy me dinner first, gosh.

How tall are you?:
5'6

You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?:
Yes? I probably just fell or hit my toes, don't worry too much.

Are you nice?
I like to believe so!

Can I stalk you?:
No. You know what you can do? Come up to me and say hi.

Do you like parties?:
I would like to believe so.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Yell my name. Fucking yell so loud my ear drums explode.
In all seriousness, just come up to me or a tap on the shoulder should catch my attention. If not then yes, yell your fucking lungs out.

Are you fursuiting?:
Lets pretend I am.

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?:
Yes! I'd love to. We'll cat daddy like no tomorrow.

Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Yes, If you allow me to return the favor. And by return the favor I mean buy you breakfast lunch or dinner.

Can I take a picture of ya?
Yes you may.

Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Sure thing.

Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
PFFT, YES.

Guess what I'm doing!

No. No, I'm not doing that. I'm doing commissions you fucks.

15 dollars for a traditional badge in fact!

If any of you are interested simply send me a note of what you want and a ref. Payments will be after the rough sketch stage.

sample stuff
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11072066/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10622122/

-2 slots open-

- BlueKewne
- featherpluckn

HOLY SHIT, WOWZERS. I guess I have 400 watches now. GOOD JOB TEAM.

I know I don't particularly post a lot here, but this means a lot to me. Every watch, favorite and comment really inspires me to keep on trucking. So to everyone who takes the time to even glance over my work, thanks! I really appreciate it.

I've been thinking about opening commissions as of late and I was curious about prices. Personally, how much would you pay for an ink and or sketch from me? And would you all be willing to pay extra in order for me to send the actual work?

Honesty is key folks! I don't want to feel like I'm robbing you all of your money and all that jazz.

I'm in college now. No one warned me that college was so boring.

How about you guys? What's been going on in your lives?

Close enough!

Thank you all, AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DRAW A SINGLE PIECE OF PORN ON HERE.

Definitely a strange experience for me. Although I only told my mother I feel like my whole world just spazzed out when I did.

"I'm gay"

What a string of words.. But I guess I shouldn't complain, it could've been worse.
Uh, I suppose I should tell y'all what happened first and foremost haha.

Well as I'm sure you have figured out by now (if you didn't then please procide to help me do a hysterical flip) I came out to my mother. Although it didn't go as well as I would have thought. Don't get me wrong, no one broke into tears. It was just… strange or awkward to say the very least.

After she I told her she responded with out any hesitance, "No, you're not gay" (with a smile no less). And proceeded to throw information at me attempting to prove I wasn't gay. So yeahhh, definitely an odd response.

In the end I got tired trying to convince her otherwise, and simply told her that I was "confused" or some other bs like that.

I really wanted her to accept me, but no matter how many times I try to tell her or sugar coat it, it would end the same way. In the end, she just doesn't want me to be gay or accept me being gay for that manner.

I dunno, I just wanted to let her know my life choices while keeping her as close as possible. But I suppose that is a task easier said than done.

BLAH, I'm rambling. I just wanted to get rid of that long meme and look where it has gotten me haha. Any who, how have you guys been?

Because Normain is a butt. A nice butt. Like... a really reaaaaally nice butt. And Tom too I GUESS (<3)
And I think I already did something eerily similar to this but who cares~

1. What is your character's name?
Same thing as my actual name :I Sean Alday

2. What kind of character is it? Does it have a particular race/species?
A dapper were wolf wolf who "LiKEs tO mOTHeRfUCKiNg RoLE pLAy AS a BuNCH OF tROllS :o) HoNK"
Perhaps one is a lie and another is not! WHO KNOWS~ Here's the answer! Me...

3. What is the first thing your character will think of when he/she wakes up?
I should really work on that assignment I need to work on before sev- OOH LOOK A BONER //rubs

4. What is your character's favorite outfit?
A vest with a cane. Cause bitches love guys in vests with canes.

5. What is the first thing your character would notice when looking in the mirror?
GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR WITHOUT WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF.

6. Do you and your character have the same tastes in food?
Well he's basically an exact replica only with fur and a bigger dick. So i guess?

7. How is your character similar to you?
EXACT SAME THING ONLY WITH <font color:"pink"> fur and a bigger dick.

8. How is he/she different?
Fur and a bigger dick" (refer to question 6 and 7)

9. If your character could speak, would he have the same voice as you?
If I had the choice to change his/my voice I would make it super kawaii desu uguu pomf, but only for a bit. I like my voice the way it is right now thank you.

10. What would be the first thing you'd do if you suddenly became your character
Rub one off I GUESS. Fun Fact: I'm really perverted and sexual.

11. Is there some thought or belief about your character others have that you don't approve of?
So far no, HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SHIPPING MY CHARACTER WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!?!? If so I demand evidence and an room for privacy to ru- Oh! my apoligies... "Masturbate" to.

12. What advantages does your character have over you?
WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME? (a bigger dick)

13. Any disadvantages?
NO! He is harder better faster stronger work is never over. (This is what Sean believes, in reality there is no difference)

14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING SHIPPING

15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
Yuppers

16. Do you have any plans for your character? Are you working on something big for him/her?
Yup, a small comic series revolving around life stuff.

17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
He has a bigger dick than me and he can look at it with his head held high. (no sexual innuendo intended maybe)

18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
Being an anthropomorphic dog. Or the ability to like myself.

19. Have you made any characters to go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same relationship with your character as you with the real-life person?
Kind of?

20. Have you written any stories about your character?
Yuppers

21. How has your character changed since his/her original creation
He has become less of a tool and has actual friends now. THEY GROW UP SO FAST

22. Give us a one-liner from him/her
"DA DA DA DAAAA (redacted) HAS LEVELED UP!!!"

23. What's something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
Despite all the perverted jokes, he's actually a really nice guy who looks out for all his friends. Sure he has his quirks at times but that's what makes him him. He's loyal and trust worthy (sometimes) and he puts other people first before himself. SELF GRATITUDE AND LARGE EGO ANY ONE?

24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him/her?
I'd invite him to dinner and take him home and whip out the leather bond- (message redacted)

I tag  guest and  Lobotalow

Except not really.

Okay summer is here and I have done squat for my art portfolio. SO IM TAKING REQUESTS *audience gasp*. Because if I don't do ANY art over summer I will lose all respect for myself and end up killing myself at the age of 27.

So here's the deal. 3 slots open and if you would be so kind to leave a reference of your character (or anything else you would like me to draw winkwinknudgenudge) it would be greatly appreciated.

Please prevent me from killing myself, I think my life insurance just expired <3

Slots
1.  modest_wolf (done)
2.  martinidog (fucking done :I)
3.  ichabod

Aside from suicidal thoughts and unpaid labor, how're we all doing? :3c

Yeah, remember how I said I sleep during Skype calls? Yeah it's become more of a routine than something that happens every once in a while. Soooo, yup.
Who wants to help dispose of my body?

Joking aside, how is everyone?
Tales of Graces F is being translated... If any of you care;;;
And guess what? "'You guys don't have aids'" (64). That's something to always be happy about.

This looked like fun, and I had nothing better to do. Just another Monday night at the frat house.

Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name. Example: Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Howdy Howdy, my name is Sean Alday. My friends and family tease and call me otoy, or if I'm older than you (which i highly doubt) you can call me Kuya.

2. Interesting...What's your current age?
Eh hehehe.....

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
Steak with a side of mash.

4. And your favorite drinks?
I enjoy coconut and grass juice. I am very Filipino.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Shes kind of a slut now, and seeing how I'm a furry AND YOU PEOPLE MADE ME GAY >:(((

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
*single tear*

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
I enjoy the simplicity of brown.

8. Who's your favorite author?
DOHOHO, ART SPIEGELMAN.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Being alone again...

10. Who's your hero?
I could list a lot. Major comic artists Art Spiegelman and Scott McCloud. Some furry artists are
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/redacteur/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/marcothecat/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/pokelai/
and recently http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thefarewelled/

11. OK, who is your worst enemy(s)?
Hitler and the Thunder Cats.

12. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy(s) got together?
May as well go to the hospital now, cause thats where people go to die.

13. What would you do if you met your creator?
I would invite him to dinner and hopefully have a slow waltz with him as the day slowly comes to an end. I would tell him I love him, and sit close to him as we make a toast all while listening to The Beatle's "The Long And Winding Road".

14. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Now thats a tough one, I am willing to become a graphic novelist and or an story board animator. Maybe a reporter, if I ever grow the balls to talk to people.

15. What's your worst nightmare?
Being alone ag- wait isn't this practically the same question as number 9.

16. What's your lifelong dream?
To meet all my favorite artists and say, "Thank you for giving my life meaning. If it wasn't for you, my life would not have much of a meaning as it does today. You saved my life, and I am eternally grateful.".

17. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I could die happily.

18. OK, where's your favorite place to relax?
My room. Even if its small, it holds so many dear memories and adventures that I can never forget. The good and the bad.

19. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Imagining all the people~

20. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
Who ever wants to do this I guess. I don't want to force or badger any one to do so.

I apologize if there is any grammatical errors (which I'm sure there's a lot)

Fall a sleep during a skype call. You know when you forget your mom's birthday and she asks for your gift, and you just stand there like a neanderthal BECAUSE YOU FORGOT AND YOUR SAVING UP FOR THIS SWEET PORNO!! It's kinda like that, minus the porno you get in the end.