It's Time to Upload!
Posted 5 years agoHey all! If anyone is still paying attention to this old-ass account... hi! I'm alive!
I have been pretty silent for the past four years. Truth be told, I've just been kinda lazy about uploads, and it just got worse and worse over time. However, that's got to change! I have so much art from the past years that I just have to share. Not much in terms of writing, at least not porn sadly! Been busy writing game reviews~
So, yes, I am back and I am ready to start uploading again! Hope you guys enjoy all the goods coming, I know I will!!
I have been pretty silent for the past four years. Truth be told, I've just been kinda lazy about uploads, and it just got worse and worse over time. However, that's got to change! I have so much art from the past years that I just have to share. Not much in terms of writing, at least not porn sadly! Been busy writing game reviews~
So, yes, I am back and I am ready to start uploading again! Hope you guys enjoy all the goods coming, I know I will!!
TMI Tuesday!
Posted 10 years agoWell, I've been mostly silent for a while, so why not kick things back into gear with a little TMI Tuesday! Ask me what you wish! :D
Video Game Meme!
Posted 10 years agoI somehow only just now saw this meme and figured hey, waiting for class to start... why not? :P
1. You started to play videogames at the age of...?
2-ish if I recall. My brother said I would attempt to play Super Mario World with him.
2. First game you ever played?
Well.. Super Mario World. :P
3. First console you owned?
Super Nintendo!
4. Consoles you own/owned?
Goodness! This will be a long list. ^o^
Oh dear... Okay, here we go. I collect game systems, so I have all these:
- NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U
- GB, GB Pocket, GBC, GBA, DSi XL, 3DS XL
- PS1, 2, 3, 4 and PSP
- Xbox 360
- Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Game Gear
- Atari Jaguar, Atari 2600
- Colecovision
5. Your favorite genre(s)?
Love me some RPGs, action games, platformers and definitely survival horror!
6. Least favorite genre?
Probably realistic sports games. I love off-the-wall games like NBA Jam and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater though, those are crazy fun.
7. Which element(s) in games is/are most important for you (story, graphic etc.)?
Really it depends on the genre, but if I had to choose it would probably be gameplay. If a game isn't fun to play, it sucks out my desire to see the story or characters. Good graphics (and more importantly, framerate) are always a nice bonus though!
8. You don't care about ...?
Call of Duty, mainly. Not because "omg it's so terribleeeee", it just never appealed to me as much as other FPS games.
9. Prefer PC or Console?
Nope, can't choose. Both are so good for their own reasons, I love both.
10. Your current 3 Fav games?
Currently my three favorite games of all time? Probably Ocarina of Time, BioShock and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. If you mean top three games I'm playing right now? Dark Souls, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain and Bayonetta 2.
11. 3 Games you didn't like...
Aliens: Colonial Marines is an obvious pick. Alone in the Dark 5 was really disappointing too, and Dead Space 3 was just painfully average in comparison to the previous two.
12. One game that's totally overrated in your opinion?
I don't like to call games overrated. More often than not it's just code for "I don't like it so I'm gonna say it's worse than people think it actually is".
13. Ever played an online game, if yes which one(s)?
Uh... do I have to list them all? That'd be silly, so good ones and recent ones: Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, Mortal Kombat X, Bayonetta 2, Resident Evil Revelations 2, Resident Evil 6, Minecraft, etc etc. Preeeetty long list.
14. What do you think about ...Tomb Raider?
I knew about it but never played it as a kid. Played the original couple games and found the controls to be unbearably stiff. Played Anniversary and Legend and loved them though. The 2013 reboot was also very fun.
15. ...Tetris?
Who doesn't like Tetris?
16. ...Sonic?
Of the recent titles, Generations was good! And... that's about it.
17. ...Spyro?
I actually never played a Spyro game. I played the demo on the PS1 a loooong time ago though! Was fun, I recall.
18. ...The Sims?
You know, never played this before either. I fondly remember watching my uncle play when I went to his house overnight a few times. We stayed up until like 3AM, it was great.
19. ...Legend of Zelda?
Oh god yes please more. Alwaaaays. <3
20. ... Assassin's Creed?
I was dull, II was amazing, Brotherhood and Revelations were fun, III sucked donkey balls, IV is my favorite in the series. I haven't played Rogue yet but want to, and I do not plan on suffering through Unity.
21. GAME OVER!!!
Damnit. Alright let's do it this time.
22. Game(s) you'd love to see?
Another TimeSplitters game for starters, maybe a Steam release of Perfect Dark (even though I know it won't happen ;_; ), a full FFV remake like III and IV got, etc.
23. Game(s) you're waiting for at the moment?
Kingdom Hearts III, Final Fantasy XV, Zelda U, Dark Souls III, Fallout 4. Probably more but that's just off the top of my head.
1. You started to play videogames at the age of...?
2-ish if I recall. My brother said I would attempt to play Super Mario World with him.
2. First game you ever played?
Well.. Super Mario World. :P
3. First console you owned?
Super Nintendo!
4. Consoles you own/owned?
Goodness! This will be a long list. ^o^
Oh dear... Okay, here we go. I collect game systems, so I have all these:
- NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U
- GB, GB Pocket, GBC, GBA, DSi XL, 3DS XL
- PS1, 2, 3, 4 and PSP
- Xbox 360
- Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Game Gear
- Atari Jaguar, Atari 2600
- Colecovision
5. Your favorite genre(s)?
Love me some RPGs, action games, platformers and definitely survival horror!
6. Least favorite genre?
Probably realistic sports games. I love off-the-wall games like NBA Jam and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater though, those are crazy fun.
7. Which element(s) in games is/are most important for you (story, graphic etc.)?
Really it depends on the genre, but if I had to choose it would probably be gameplay. If a game isn't fun to play, it sucks out my desire to see the story or characters. Good graphics (and more importantly, framerate) are always a nice bonus though!
8. You don't care about ...?
Call of Duty, mainly. Not because "omg it's so terribleeeee", it just never appealed to me as much as other FPS games.
9. Prefer PC or Console?
Nope, can't choose. Both are so good for their own reasons, I love both.
10. Your current 3 Fav games?
Currently my three favorite games of all time? Probably Ocarina of Time, BioShock and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. If you mean top three games I'm playing right now? Dark Souls, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain and Bayonetta 2.
11. 3 Games you didn't like...
Aliens: Colonial Marines is an obvious pick. Alone in the Dark 5 was really disappointing too, and Dead Space 3 was just painfully average in comparison to the previous two.
12. One game that's totally overrated in your opinion?
I don't like to call games overrated. More often than not it's just code for "I don't like it so I'm gonna say it's worse than people think it actually is".
13. Ever played an online game, if yes which one(s)?
Uh... do I have to list them all? That'd be silly, so good ones and recent ones: Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, Mortal Kombat X, Bayonetta 2, Resident Evil Revelations 2, Resident Evil 6, Minecraft, etc etc. Preeeetty long list.
14. What do you think about ...Tomb Raider?
I knew about it but never played it as a kid. Played the original couple games and found the controls to be unbearably stiff. Played Anniversary and Legend and loved them though. The 2013 reboot was also very fun.
15. ...Tetris?
Who doesn't like Tetris?
16. ...Sonic?
Of the recent titles, Generations was good! And... that's about it.
17. ...Spyro?
I actually never played a Spyro game. I played the demo on the PS1 a loooong time ago though! Was fun, I recall.
18. ...The Sims?
You know, never played this before either. I fondly remember watching my uncle play when I went to his house overnight a few times. We stayed up until like 3AM, it was great.
19. ...Legend of Zelda?
Oh god yes please more. Alwaaaays. <3
20. ... Assassin's Creed?
I was dull, II was amazing, Brotherhood and Revelations were fun, III sucked donkey balls, IV is my favorite in the series. I haven't played Rogue yet but want to, and I do not plan on suffering through Unity.
21. GAME OVER!!!
Damnit. Alright let's do it this time.
22. Game(s) you'd love to see?
Another TimeSplitters game for starters, maybe a Steam release of Perfect Dark (even though I know it won't happen ;_; ), a full FFV remake like III and IV got, etc.
23. Game(s) you're waiting for at the moment?
Kingdom Hearts III, Final Fantasy XV, Zelda U, Dark Souls III, Fallout 4. Probably more but that's just off the top of my head.
Assumption Meme (or, Late to the Party)
Posted 11 years agoShows how much I pay attention to trends. @_@ So hey there was this assumption meme a couple weeks ago and I figured before it completely disappears I would give it a shot! Give me an assumption you have about me and I can confirm or deny it.
This is going to be interesting or reflect badly on me. Let's find out. XD
This is going to be interesting or reflect badly on me. Let's find out. XD
Bilingual Game Reviews. Also, I live!
Posted 11 years agoHey guys, I'm alive and I have a new thing I wanna try! I'm gonna start practicing my Spanish more by putting up game reviews in English and Spanish. Sounds silly I know, but it's something I've been wanting to try. Anyway, there's no set schedule for these. I'll do them whenever I play a game. Games will range from older eras to today. I won't use a points system because I feel that the ten-point scale has been skewed to hell nowadays. However, at the end of the review I'll let you know if you should avoid it, play it, rent it, buy it on sale, or just straight buy it. Hope you enjoy it!
[Adventure Game Stream] Psychonauts starting at 9:30PM!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys! Guess what? I moved over to Twitch from Livestream! :) It's much easier to use, and for the viewer the screen capture is of much higher quality! And even more than that... the link is even easier to remember!
This time, I'm playing through the classic Tim Schafer game Psychonauts. Follow the story of Razputin (but you can call him... Raz.) as he goes to a special camp for kids with psychic powers and learns to hone his skills in hopes of becoming a... Take a guess! (Spoilers: It's a Psychonaut.) And of course, along the way he'll run into all sorts of zany characters. Let's see where our journey takes us!
www.twitch.tv/canasrenvall
Hope to see you there!
This time, I'm playing through the classic Tim Schafer game Psychonauts. Follow the story of Razputin (but you can call him... Raz.) as he goes to a special camp for kids with psychic powers and learns to hone his skills in hopes of becoming a... Take a guess! (Spoilers: It's a Psychonaut.) And of course, along the way he'll run into all sorts of zany characters. Let's see where our journey takes us!
www.twitch.tv/canasrenvall
Hope to see you there!
[Horror Game] Resident Evil: Revelations starting at 8:30PM!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, it's that time again! :)
I'm gonna be streaming Resident Evil: Revelations. This time around, Jill Valentine and BSAA partner Parker Luciani are boardiing the abandoned Queen Zenobia cruise ship in search of her partner Chris! What's the worst that could happen?
Well, if the Spencer Mansion incident, the Raccoon City incident, Russian HQ incident or future Kijuju incident (this game takes place between 4 and 5) are anything to go by for Jill... should be fine! Right? ...Right? >_>;
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
I'm gonna be streaming Resident Evil: Revelations. This time around, Jill Valentine and BSAA partner Parker Luciani are boardiing the abandoned Queen Zenobia cruise ship in search of her partner Chris! What's the worst that could happen?
Well, if the Spencer Mansion incident, the Raccoon City incident, Russian HQ incident or future Kijuju incident (this game takes place between 4 and 5) are anything to go by for Jill... should be fine! Right? ...Right? >_>;
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
[Horror Game] Outlast, starting at 8:30PM!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, gonna be playing a brand new horror game for the first time! It's called Outlast, and seeing a video or two about it, I'm excited to dive right in! I say let's go to a mental hospital and get freaked out! :D
Warning: this game contains blood, mature language and violence! Viewer discretion is advised.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
Warning: this game contains blood, mature language and violence! Viewer discretion is advised.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
[Horror Game Stream] Call of Cthulu, starting 10PM!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, finally another stream! Don't worry, one day I'll get back to Metroid: Zero Mission but for now, let's try something different.
Here we have Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth. I've heard great things about this game but never looked anything up about it myself, so we'll see how it goes! Should be pretty spooky!
Warning: This game contains blood and gore. Viewer discretion is advised.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
Here we have Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth. I've heard great things about this game but never looked anything up about it myself, so we'll see how it goes! Should be pretty spooky!
Warning: This game contains blood and gore. Viewer discretion is advised.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
One Year Anniversary with an amazing husky!
Posted 12 years agoJust over a year ago, I befriended a guy in the same town as me. He had many of my same interests in games, movies, even music and books so it was a perfect friendship.
But I was scared. I was scared because though I hadn't really spoken much with him, the few times we were hanging out I realized I was falling for him, even if I didn't want to admit it. To me, you have to know someone very well before you ask them out.
However, upon the advice of a friend, I decided that I had to act. So one year ago today, I took a leap of faith and dove into my first relationship with someone I wasn't all too familiar with.
And here I am a year later, still happily dating
, knowing more about him than ever and still learning. I've never been happier.
I love you, Eric Reeves. Thank you for all the happiness you've brought me so far, and here's to a happy, lasting relationship!
But I was scared. I was scared because though I hadn't really spoken much with him, the few times we were hanging out I realized I was falling for him, even if I didn't want to admit it. To me, you have to know someone very well before you ask them out.
However, upon the advice of a friend, I decided that I had to act. So one year ago today, I took a leap of faith and dove into my first relationship with someone I wasn't all too familiar with.
And here I am a year later, still happily dating

I love you, Eric Reeves. Thank you for all the happiness you've brought me so far, and here's to a happy, lasting relationship!
[Game Stream] Metroid: Zero Mission starting at 11:30!
Posted 12 years agoWitness the retelling of the NES classic! Samus, an intergalactic bounty hunter, is hired by the Galactic Federation to go to the planet Zebes, where Space Pirates run abound. Samus must make her way through the treacherous planet and defeat the Space Pirates!
Right now, Samus is traveling through Norfair in search of... stuff! Item hunting yaaaaay!
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
Right now, Samus is traveling through Norfair in search of... stuff! Item hunting yaaaaay!
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
[Game Stream] Metroid: Zero Mission starting at 10:50!
Posted 12 years agoWitness the retelling of the NES classic! Samus, an intergalactic bounty hunter, is hired by the Galactic Federation to go to the planet Zebes, where Space Pirates run abound. Samus must make her way through the treacherous planet and defeat the Space Pirates!
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
JWolfsky Art Raffle~
Posted 12 years ago[Horror Game Stream] Slender: The Arrival at 12:30!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, the newly released Slender: The Arrival has... arrived! And now it's time for me to freak myself out. :D With commentary, watch my first foray into the game and see what I see.
Which is Slenderman.
Fuck.
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Hope to see you there!
Which is Slenderman.
Fuck.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
10k pageview milestone!
Posted 12 years agoWow, this is pretty crazy. I didn't even realize I hit 10,000 for a couple days until just now.
Thanks for that, everyone! I know I don't regularly put stuff out, or at least not as regularly as I should, but it's great to see the support. It's what makes art worth it. :) Thanks a lot guys, and I hope to keep interesting enough to warrant your watches, faves, and pageviews!
As my dear, dear friend Tiny Tina puts it...
"Shawty, you da best. You-da you-da best."
...Dear god I've played too much Borderlands 2 lately.
Thanks for that, everyone! I know I don't regularly put stuff out, or at least not as regularly as I should, but it's great to see the support. It's what makes art worth it. :) Thanks a lot guys, and I hope to keep interesting enough to warrant your watches, faves, and pageviews!
As my dear, dear friend Tiny Tina puts it...
"Shawty, you da best. You-da you-da best."
...Dear god I've played too much Borderlands 2 lately.
TMI Tuesday! Bring your damned dirty questions!
Posted 12 years agoLast time I did this, I got some relatively tame questions. Now come on, this isn't what TMI Tuesday is for. This book is open like a Thai hooker, so let the questions fly!
Zelda-themed slots all filled up!
Posted 12 years agoWow, thanks for the support guys! Now that I have my cast of characters, I can get to work on the stories! A preview of what's to come now!
will be in the back alleys of the Hyrule Market at night looking for a good time. Unfortunately, he only has enough Rupees for a good handjob from a male prostitute!
will be attempting to steal from the Gerudo's Fortress in a get-rich-quick scheme, whereupon he's captured and tossed in a cell. Thankfully, the wolf has a silver tongue and strikes a deal with the vixen of a guard. She's never felt the touch of a man as it's forbidden, let alone a wolf. But of course, curiosity is a powerful emotion...
will be in Kakariko Village, where a member of the Sheikah will approach him with a message to meet under a grave in the Graveyard at dark. There, Shard finds a man who has been guarding the tomb of a Sheikah warrior for many years, and needs companionship. Shard agrees to help for a while, but when he finds that the Sheikah has cloned himself into many, both males and C-bois, Shard realizes he's about to have a lot more fun guarding the tomb than he thought.
will be lost in the Lost Woods, and upon finding a lonely Deku Scrub, one thing leads to another and the Deku Scrub gets to put that long snout-mouth to good use!
will be travelling Hyrule, visiting Goron City where a humble Goron offers his house for the evening as night falls outside. This Goron is different though... he eats more than just rocks!
will be relaxing at Zora's Domain, and a Zora unused to seeing outsiders will befriend him out of curiosity. As they talk, Nommz lets slip that he has a foot fetish, and the Zora do have some mighty fine fin-feet...
The first one I'm starting is the Hylian Handjob story, so expect it before the end of the month! Thanks again for signing up, everybody!






The first one I'm starting is the Hylian Handjob story, so expect it before the end of the month! Thanks again for signing up, everybody!
Star in a Zelda-themed adult story by me for free! (1 slot)
Posted 12 years agoAlrighty guys, I have a proposition for you! I'm gonna start a series of stories set in Hyrule. Each story is going to be a story mainly based off the races found in Ocarina of Time: the Hylians, the Gerudo, the Sheikah, the Deku, the Gorons, and the Zora. I'm excluding the Kokiri because... yeah that might be construed as a bit weird. >.>
And since I'm a furry, this means sex! Glorious sex. Each story will be a different sex-themed story with a different race from Hyrule. Because I'm a nice guy, I'm even going to open up the main character slot to the first-come, first-serve crowd that is you! If you want in, just tell me and I'll add you to whichever one you want, no strings attached! :)
The following are the categories:
- Hylian handjob:
- Vanilla sex with a Gerudo woman: OPEN (Any gender)
- A Sheikah clones himself as a group of males and C-bois for an orgy with:
- BJ from a Deku Scrub:
- Eaten by a Goron:
- Footjob from a Zora:
^ For these, upon signing up, we can discuss what gender you'd like the race you're dealing with to be (male or female).
Come on guys, it's a steal at the low price of free! If you think a friend would be interested, let them know!
And since I'm a furry, this means sex! Glorious sex. Each story will be a different sex-themed story with a different race from Hyrule. Because I'm a nice guy, I'm even going to open up the main character slot to the first-come, first-serve crowd that is you! If you want in, just tell me and I'll add you to whichever one you want, no strings attached! :)
The following are the categories:
- Hylian handjob:

- Vanilla sex with a Gerudo woman: OPEN (Any gender)
- A Sheikah clones himself as a group of males and C-bois for an orgy with:

- BJ from a Deku Scrub:

- Eaten by a Goron:

- Footjob from a Zora:

^ For these, upon signing up, we can discuss what gender you'd like the race you're dealing with to be (male or female).
Come on guys, it's a steal at the low price of free! If you think a friend would be interested, let them know!
[Adventure Game Stream] The Walking Dead Ep. 2 starting now!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, time for some tough decision making! A game with puzzles, interactions, sadness, hopelessness, and infighting!
Oh and zombies too. Because yay. :D
WARNING: This game is rated Mature. It contains graphic violence, gore, and strong language.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
Oh and zombies too. Because yay. :D
WARNING: This game is rated Mature. It contains graphic violence, gore, and strong language.
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
Meme: How Old Were You When...
Posted 12 years agoStolen from 
Fell in love?
19
Lost your virginity?
18
Lost someone close to you?
12
Consumed alcohol?
20
Received a kiss?
18
Went to the hospital?
18 (I was fine, but it was a car accident and they wanted to make sure.)
Had a broken heart?
19
Lost a pet?
8
Got arrested?
Never.
Broke a bone?
If nose counts, 7.
Got a job?
16.
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
20.
Went to a concert?
19.
Met someone famous?
1 (My mom was holding me and bumped me into Nicolas Cage at the airport payphones.)
Got in a car wreck?
18 (Same one I mentioned before.)
Dyed your hair?
Never.
Flew on an airplane?
First time was when I was 4.
Went to another state?
4 again. Too many times since to count. XD
Got a tattoo?
Never.
Had a piercing?
Never.
Smoked pot?
Never.
Smoked a cigarette?
Never.
Went to Disney Land or World?
A couple times, first time when I was 5.
How many do or have you had?
Long term relationships
1 (I'm in it right now!)
Dates with somebody of another race?
0
Times your heart has been broken
1
Times you passed out from drinking
Never.
Pets
5 (two currently).
People you hate
Hate is a strong word... 1.
Times you were dumped
0
Times you dumped somebody
0

Fell in love?
19
Lost your virginity?
18
Lost someone close to you?
12
Consumed alcohol?
20
Received a kiss?
18
Went to the hospital?
18 (I was fine, but it was a car accident and they wanted to make sure.)
Had a broken heart?
19
Lost a pet?
8
Got arrested?
Never.
Broke a bone?
If nose counts, 7.
Got a job?
16.
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
20.
Went to a concert?
19.
Met someone famous?
1 (My mom was holding me and bumped me into Nicolas Cage at the airport payphones.)
Got in a car wreck?
18 (Same one I mentioned before.)
Dyed your hair?
Never.
Flew on an airplane?
First time was when I was 4.
Went to another state?
4 again. Too many times since to count. XD
Got a tattoo?
Never.
Had a piercing?
Never.
Smoked pot?
Never.
Smoked a cigarette?
Never.
Went to Disney Land or World?
A couple times, first time when I was 5.
How many do or have you had?
Long term relationships
1 (I'm in it right now!)
Dates with somebody of another race?
0
Times your heart has been broken
1
Times you passed out from drinking
Never.
Pets
5 (two currently).
People you hate
Hate is a strong word... 1.
Times you were dumped
0
Times you dumped somebody
0
New Year's Resolutions!
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, January 1st is almost over but I've still got a chance to show the few resolutions I've made! :)
By 2014, I want:
- To start my own FA group for sock lovers. Hoping to have this done tonight actually!
- To be completely out of the closet about being bisexual and about being in a relationship with another man.
- To write at least six stories. Once every two months shouldn't be hard at all, but last year I was kinda disappointed in myself for not even achieving that.
- To at least start a blog or vlog of video game reviews in both English and Spanish. This is to help improve my Spanish speaking skills for which I'm attending college.
Four things. Four simple, simple things. Come now. That can't be too difficult, right?
Here's hoping not...
By 2014, I want:
- To start my own FA group for sock lovers. Hoping to have this done tonight actually!
- To be completely out of the closet about being bisexual and about being in a relationship with another man.
- To write at least six stories. Once every two months shouldn't be hard at all, but last year I was kinda disappointed in myself for not even achieving that.
- To at least start a blog or vlog of video game reviews in both English and Spanish. This is to help improve my Spanish speaking skills for which I'm attending college.
Four things. Four simple, simple things. Come now. That can't be too difficult, right?
Here's hoping not...
TMI New Year!
Posted 12 years agoTitle stolen from
Prisma_Lin
What better way to start the new year than with horrible, dirty questions?
Gimme your worst, people, I wanna see how far people will go!

What better way to start the new year than with horrible, dirty questions?
Gimme your worst, people, I wanna see how far people will go!
Age Meme!
Posted 12 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ]You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 4
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[X] You've never gotten a detention. (class detention doesn't count)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 7
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL : 11
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 15
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 19
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL: 21
Wow... I'm actually 20, so that worked out pretty well!
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[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ]You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 4
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[X] You've never gotten a detention. (class detention doesn't count)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 7
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL : 11
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 15
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 19
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL: 21
Wow... I'm actually 20, so that worked out pretty well!
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Posted 12 years agoA classic title, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is a divisive game. Its fans love it, and it's haters really hate it. Personally for me, while I grew up with and prefer Ocarina of Time more, I feel like Majora's Mask is the better game!
Link, fresh off the heels of saving Hyrule in Ocarina of Time, finds that his friend Navi has disappeared. In his search for her, the devious Skull Kid knocks him off his horse and rides off with her. Link chases him, falling into a dark hole into a parallel world to Hyrule called Termina. Unfortunately, the Skull Kid has cursed the world and the moon is set to crash with the world in three days! Link must set things right and ultimately find his partner Navi! Can he make it with time to spare, or perhaps... even bend time to his will?
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Link, fresh off the heels of saving Hyrule in Ocarina of Time, finds that his friend Navi has disappeared. In his search for her, the devious Skull Kid knocks him off his horse and rides off with her. Link chases him, falling into a dark hole into a parallel world to Hyrule called Termina. Unfortunately, the Skull Kid has cursed the world and the moon is set to crash with the world in three days! Link must set things right and ultimately find his partner Navi! Can he make it with time to spare, or perhaps... even bend time to his will?
www.livestream.com/virtualmadness
Hope to see you there!
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Posted 13 years agoMore questions. MOOOOOOAR.