So I am impossible to shop for and I want to see if anyone else is like this:
Scene: A friend and myself at the mall.

Me: hey. I need a new set of sockets.
Friend: Well it is December so...
Me (turning away from cashier with bag in my hand containing said socket set): Did you say something?
Friend: I hate you sometimes.


Does anyone else do this or know someone who does this?

So i got some good news for the one person who followed my Fire Red adventures journals. With my broken tablet i have gone back to playing my gameboy.

Check out these adopts by  ShiroWretched

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17693716/

And only 8 Pounds. Super cheap. ($12)

now if only she would do a Marowak...

Stole this from  ShiroWretched

A- Age: 27
B- Biggest Fear: Talking to girls
C- Current Time: 11:32am
D- Drink you last had: Grape juice
E- Easiest Person To talk to: my Grandfather
F- Favorite Song: lately, Halo by Starset
G- Ghosts, are they real: I don't think about it
H- Hometown: Franklin
I- In love with: BACON
J- Jealous Of: Anyone eating bacon. I WANT SOME.
K- Killed Someone? : Not directly
L- Last time you cried?: I can't remember.
M- Middle Name: David
N- Number of Siblings: 0
O- One Wish: To find happiness
P- Person who you last called: My Grandfather
Q- Question your always asked: "What are you doing with that hammer?"
R- Reason to smile: My cat
S- Song last sang: Mad World - Tears for Fears
T- Time you woke up: 9am
U- Underwear Color: black
V- Vacation Destination: I don't take Vacations
W- Worst Habit: Talking to myself when thinking aloud
X- X-Rays you've had: hand when i crushed it, stomache when i had appendicitis
Y- Your favorite food: Fresh garden salad... LOL JK BACON
Z- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

I am sick. I have thrown my back out coughing and hurt my ribs sneezing. My head is pounding. Blarg.

Her:Rob, I got some trivia for you. Its MLP FiM questions.
Me: What's MLP FiM stand for?
Her: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, Dummy. Okay First name The Mane Six.
Me: Okay. I seen things about that on the Interwebs. First there's the purple one, the one that became a princess. Midnight Suprise. Then the snootie one, Stitchy, she's a tailor. She has a dragon pet too. Um then there's the farm girl, Blooming Orchard. The party girl Blitzy? No, Dipsy doodle. Then the fast one Blaze Blur, or Blurstreak, something like that. Then the one with the pet aligator, the quiet one. Deathwhisper, no Whisper fly.
Her: wow umm okay, name the three cutie mark crusaders.
Me: okay, there's the sister of Orchard, Apple Juice, the flying one, Wheels, and Stitchy's sister, Sewy.
Her: wow, just wow. Aaannyways, name the other three princesses.
Me: Aren't there two?
Her no it's the white one, dark blue one, and pink one.
Me: oh. Well the3 white one is Sunbeam, the dark blue one is her sister Moonbeam. And the last one is, hell I don't know, Pinky.
Her: Okay last question, thank god. Name the dragon.
Me: Fang.
Her: *facepalms and walks away*


So she never told me how I did. How did I do?

Hey, someone I watch has a journal up about being sad. I will read it.
(reads journal)
Gee, they really had a bad day.
I will send them a donation, maybe $30 so they can go out to eat with a friend or help with any money problems.
you don't know their Paypal, idiot. Besides you spend to much money. You need to save it to fix your crappy car.
right, right. I had a bad day as well. I will support them by telling them about it
DON'T. You will sound competitive and make them angry. You might also make them sadder.
Oh okay. I will hug them *hug*
Okay. Way to be creepy guy. You don't even know them. Do you go up to random sad people and hug them? no you don't because that would be weird, you damn weirdo.
Then what do I do?
Look at all the people who know how to respond. They are better than you. Let them do it. You go sit in the corner. This person clearly has friends. You are not needed here. Shoo. Close the journal.

This is what goes on in my head when I read about bad days or money troubles.

As Bob trains his pokemon to prepare for the elite four, he obtained some pokemon from a friend. He got a Bulbasaur and a squirtle. They have since evolved into Venusaur and Blastoise. Bob now has 124 Pokemon Cataloged in his Pokedex. He continues his training.

Tomorrow I will visit a rmv to renew my licence and try to find something to want for my birthday. I will then eat my age in steak (27lbs) with loaded baked potatoes and maybe a salad if i can be bothered.

Bob beat Blaine thanks to his Kabutops. He then went on to face Giovanne for the THIRD time. He beat him using Marowak Kabutops and Charizard. Bob then headed toward victory road to clear it of trainers. He defeated his rival once more, Bill proving himself the inferior of the two yet again. Bob decided to train up his pokemon more before facing the elite four and his rival for the last time.

Bob decided, before taking on Cinnabar's gym, he would level up and evolve some pokemon. So he went around challenging the people of Kanto. He evolved kabuto, ekans, spearow, dratini, mankey, and venonat. He leveled up Marowak, Scyther, Kabutops, Joltion, and Sir Charles in the process. He plans on continuing fucking off because he is a ten year old kid who had to beat team rocket ALONE FOUR FUCKING TIMES NOW. Seriously, why do they have a police force in pokemon. And Giovanni is a damn GYM LEADER. Is'nt it the responsibility of the Elite Four to straighten his ass out? Anyway, Bob's done with that shit for the time being. He's just gonna chillax with his poke bros for a little bit.

Bob set out to get the rest of the badges to beat the elite four. He faced both Koga and Sabrina, and using Sir Charles, beat them handily. He also beat the fighting dojo. He picked Hitmonchan as his prize. He then wander around the pokeworld for awhile. He ended up in the abandoned power plant. There he caught Zapdos, the legendary bird. He also retrieved the key in the pokemon mansion on cinnabar island. A scientist took his fossil and amber and in return, Bob got Kabuto and Aerodactal.

Bob found the secret base under the game corner. After many battles he made his way to the boss. he beat him and got the silph scope. He then cleared rocket out of pokemon tower, catching a ghastly, haunter and Cubone. Using the poke flute given to him by mr fuji, he caught a snorlax and defeated a second one. Bob then went to saffron city. There he cleared rocket from silphco, obtaining a Master ball. On the way, Bill challenged Bob. Bob beat the snot out of the pecker head. Bob's Cubone evolved into Marowak. Completing Bob's second life goal. Bob set his sites on Fuchia city

Bob trekked through the rock tunnel, battling many trainers. Inside he caught a machop and Onix. He left the tunnel and traveled to Celadon city. On the way he caught a Growlithe. At Celadon, he found an eevee and he faced Erika, the grass gym leader. Sir Charles, Bob's Charmeleon, Destroyed Erika and the other trainers in the gym. After the battle, Sir Charles (of meleon) evoleved into Charizard. Bob thus dubbed him, Sir Charles of Zard. Now Bob has to find Team Rockets hideout, so he can complete his second life goal, catching a Cubone. (The first was evolving Charmander to Charizard). He evolved gloom into Vileplume, his Pikachu into Raichu, and decided to evolve his eevee into Joltion, but not quite yet.

Bob went on the S.S. Anne ship. there he met and defeated some trainers on board. His rival Bill challanged him once more and was beaten like a drum. His squirtle had evolved into Wartortle but still Bill could not win. Bob got HM01 from the captain. Bob went to diglet cave and caught a diglet and dugtrio. He used Diglet to beat Lt. Surge. Bob got the itemfinder and vs seeker. He went back to the veridion forest and caught a pikachu. he also caught a jiggilypuff and traded his spearow for a farfetch'd.

Bob left mt moon and entered cerulean city. He again spanked the shit out of his rival Bill and his shitty team of losers. He caught an ekans, oddish, and abra. He met with Bill the computer guy ( not Bill the shitty rival ass sucker) and was given the S.S. ticket. Bob beat Misty with his Gloom, with he evolved from the oddish he caught. He is on his way to vermilion city and the S.S. Anne

Bob has traveled through mt. moon. outside the cave he caught a nidoran boy and nidoran girl. inside he caught a geodude, paris, and zubat. He and his pokemonj friends handed team rocket's grunts their own asses on silver platters. He took the dome fossil found at the end of the cave.

borrowed from  ChaosPatrick

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? Yes
Experienced love at first sight? No
Totaled your car in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? No
Pointed a gun at someone? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? No
Had a close brush with death (your own) Yes
Seen someone die? Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? No
Sang in the shower? Yes
Smoked a cigar? No
Sat on a rooftop? No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Skipped school? No
Eaten a bug? No
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? No
Ridden a motorcycle? No
Dumped someone? No
Forgotten your anniversary? No
Lied to avoid a ticket? No
Ridden in a helicopter? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Hit a home run? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Cross-dressed? No
Been falling-down drunk? No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
Eaten snake? No
Marched/Protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No
Been in a band? No
Knitted? No
Been on TV? No
Shot a gun? No
Skinny-dipped? No
Caused someone to need stitches? No
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? No
Had surgery? Yes
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yes
Passed out when not drinking? No
Peed on a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? Yes
Grabbed electric fence? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? No
Peed your pants in public? Yes
Written graffiti? No
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Been in handcuffs? Yes
Believe in love? No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No
Are these questions dumb? No

trainer name, starter, starter name: Bob, charmander, sir charles of mander

rival name, starter, starter name: Bill, squirtle, Bill's shitty squirtle


First battle: Bob wins!!! Bill eats a dick!

I forgot just how dickface the first rival was. He is as flaming asshole. I love that. It makes kicking his ass that much sweeter.

Caught in this play: Rattata(f), Pidgy(f), Mankey(m), Caterpie(f), Weedle(f), Metapod(m, named PENIS, PENIS used HARDEN)

Sir Charles learned: Ember and Metal claw.

released a male caterpie also named penis. got message "Bye-Bye, Penis."

Brock gets "Rock blocked" Fainted geodude with charles metal claw and onix with mankey's lowkick.

Sir Charles evolved into Sir Charles of meleon (charmeleon)

I will soon be purchasing Fire red for my sp (yeah old i know). I was thinking I would play and post progress in my journals. I'm pretty sure noone cares but i'm going to do it anyways because I think it will be fun (for me at least). I will try to post One journal per day about it. Hope you enjoy it, or at least don't hate it so much that you drive to my house and staple my lips to my testicles so i look like the grunt from amnesia (which is as close to "enjoying it" as i probably will get).

EDIT: Just ordered it thru eBay, should be here by next friday :P

[] You don't like public speaking.
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[] You don't like to look people in the eye.
[x] You hate using public restrooms.
[] You hate to go shopping alone.
TOTAL: 2

[x] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous.
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say.
[x] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex.
[] You hate to be teased.
[] You hate answering the door.
TOTAL: 5

[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[x] One on one conversation makes you nervous.
[/] You don't like to ask people for help.
[x] You hate to read out loud.
[/] You don't like answering questions.
TOTAL: 9

[] You dread ordering food at restaurants.
[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well.
[x] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say.
[] You wish you were more outgoing.
[x] You hate being in the center of any room
TOTAL: 12

[x] You don't know how to react to compliments.
[x] You prefer reading, writing, or listening to music than being around too many people.
[] You blush easily.
[x] You spend a lot of time in your room.
[x] You don't like talking about personal things with people you don't know very well.
TOTAL : 16

Multiply your total by 4 to find out your percentage. Then, name this journal "I am ____ shy", placing your percentage on the blank line.

After some digging on the internet I found the lyrics to my Grandfather's favorite song.
BOLOGNA
"sung to the tune of 'pop goes the weasel'"

Two Irishmen and a Hebrew once went out for recreation.
They took enough provisions along to spend a week's vacation.
But they got lost out in the woods. The nights grew dark and lonely
'Till last of all of their food ran out, except a piece of bologna.

Now one of them said as he picked up a knife,
``There's no use in us carvin' for there's not enough nutrition in here,
To keep us all from starvin'. so I suggest we go to bed,
And tomorrow,'' said Mahoney, ``Whoever has the nicest dream,
Will win the piece of bologna.''

The following morning when they awoke, a quarter after seven,
The first one said, ``I had a dream, I died and went to Heaven.
Saint Peter met me at the gate, he said `Hello, Mahoney,'
I don't think you can beat that dream. I win the bologna.''

The next one said, ``I had a dream too, and mine was a world-beater.
I also died and went to heaven, welcomed by Saint Peter.
He rushed to me, held out his hand, he said `Hello, Maloney,'
I don't think you can beat that dream, I win the bologna.''

The Hebrew said, ``I'm dreamin' too, a dream that couldn't be sweeter.
I saw you both go up to Heaven, welcomed by Saint Peter.
I waited and waited and waited some more, and oh, I got so lonely,
I thought you was not coming back, so I got up and ate the bologna!''

Hope it's good for a laugh. Bye.

I have to go to not one but TWO DMV's tomorrow to get my license straightened out.
DAMN IT!

Hey watchers. I was wondering if any of you would like to be commissioned to help me design a school for a hentai parody story. My budget is between $30-50. Just a front shot is all i need. If I not I can go on the forums, but I thought maybe this would be faster, or easier, or more people might see it and respond. Though probably not and I'm wasting my time.




Oh well. Thanks for reading

Use this if you ever have to give a eulogy for a guy you didn't really know:
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
some guys wear out,
others just rust.

This one was quiet,
not much to say,
and he's looking more
laid back than ever today.

Don't waste your tears,
this is no time to grieve,
we all prefer quests,
who know when to leave.

If he's gone to heaven,
he wont have it so rough,
and if he's gone straight to hell,
you'll meet again soon enough.