I don't drink anymore.

I think a lot of my profile is tacky and I hate the edgy cringy jokes. I'm way glad I grew up. I'm still the same in some ways. The right ways I like. I collect records, I'm a hipster, I hang out with a super cool kid crowd, I do things that aren't drinking. I have a job but I'm still that kit at heart who traipses around, sometimes going out of my head on psychedelics NOW and again, kisses a lot of fox boys. Like if I could tell my past self anything it would be you're going to grow up a lot, get a rid of a lot of that baggage of insecurity and kisses sooooooooooooooo many foxes.

psyche

eat my butt

i'll be there tomorrow evening.

run. come find me

I'm going to be there this year from thursday to Monday. Coming down with maow and sabe. Rooming with dzi/meirro and others!

Kinda don't know who I'm hanging out with or what I'm doing like usual but more shy and nervous about everything than usual!

Come say hi to me and pet my anxiety skull!

Where are you staying?
Flake's/The Rodeway/Wherever dude I dunno I'm making it up as I go along

What day are you getting there?
Thursday afternoon heck yeah!

Who will you be rooming with?
Oaken my very good coyote friend and banned FA user

Will you be bringing a fursuit?
that would be a...TRIVIAL FURSUIT ('cos I don't have one..ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Do you do free art?
yes ;)

Do you do trades?
hugs 4 smooches

Do you do commissions?
No

Do you have prints / CDs ?
No

Do you do badges?
i fuck them

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
no and there are two words here that shouldn't be capitalized.

What is your gender?
Cool fox

How old are you?
33 like whoa

Can I talk to you?
Yeah, guy. Get to it!

Can I touch you?
To a certain extent! I'm a little touchshy outside of people I'm familiar or intimate with!

Can I take your picture?
yes. i'm a ham (both literally and figuratively)

Can I hang out with you?
Yeah! I dip in and out of groups at cons, though, so you might look around at some point and be like 'where the fuck did carlemottwozero go?????' soz in advance

How can I find you?
sorta chubby brown guy who is either making a lot of jokes or looking tired and being way quiet.

haha i haven't seen the movie yet or anything suck my big fat fox dick

i know its fantasy and stuff but whenever i read furry PORNOGRAPHY and there's some sort of prolonged make out session and i try to wrap my head around the logistics of that with muzzles and then i lose my boner.

Hotel
The Marriott! GOSH

Sharing a room with
Friendlyfox, Special Bats and um....somebody else whose name escapes me (which is awful because its somebody I'm pretty sure I'm friends with D: )

Who do you hang out with?
Drunken ne'er-do-wells. I usually do hang out with my "clique" but usually there's at least a big block of time devoted to complete strangers. Its almost a con tradition where I end up making a new friend(s) and wandering around with him/her for at least a part of the day.

Gender
OK Dude

Preference
OK Dudes

Relationship Status
easy like a sunday morning

How old are you?
1,000

How tall are you?
5'10. Gosh, what a weird question.

Are you an Artist?
No-ish

Attending parties?
Oh gosh yes. I'm the Portland partyfox

Do you drink alcohol?
:>

Can I buy you a drink?
Mmm-hmm

Do you smoke?
I generally have a few at cons, though last Rainfurrest I only had like maybe two or three cigarettes so maybe not.

Are you attending any panels?
Likely not. Not really a panel guy usually unless I'm somehow involved with it or the people running it

Stage or public performance?
Nothing planned but sometimes I get involved in strange public displays

How do I identify my self to you?
Just say 'Hi' and tell me your name. Please don't do the coy 'try to guess who I am thing.' Its no longer cute and wastes my time and I just end up annoyed. Sorry. Also, unless you have a REALLY identifiable fursuit, they all tend to look the same to me so don't get too mad if I have to look at your badge to remember who you are or look a little distressed at this seeming random fursuit I'm unsure of hugging on me.

Rules of engagement (physical contact: hugs, cuddles, etc..)?
I like all these things, but I'm not too fond of way long hugs and cuddles unless I'm way comfortable with you. Its okay to test out that comfort level, though, 'cos I'll just squirm away if I'm not about it without being mad or anything, unless you get WAY insistent or interrupt a conversation I'm in by tugging me into your lap (i'm sure i've blogged about this before but its a huge pet peeve of mine)

How can I find you?
Text me or somebody I know. I'm really hecka free about giving out my phone number so if you're going to be there and want it then I'll likely just give it to you. I would just publicly, in fact, but that seems a little brazen I guess 'cos I have a stalker issue.

Can I talk to you?
Yes! I am extremely conversational. If I'm stone cold sober or its before 5pm, there IS a chance that I'll be a little quiet or shy if I don't know you at all or very well. After a couple cocktails and other things I generally pep right up and TALK a lot. I can sometimes be a bit esoteric in my conversation topics but I try to dial it back.

Can I give you lots of money?
NO NEVER DO THAT EVER :C

Can I give you stuff?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can I come to dinner with you?
you can ask. I might say yes! I'm trying to not eat out this year by bringing some food and snax.

Can I hang out with you?
Yeah! Just don't push me to do con stuff outside of drink and socialize

Can I take your picture?
No problem, friend!

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
After some awkward hemming and hawing, I'll generally tell you in the first and third instance. The middle one I sometimes forget myself and take the passive aggressive route of borderline ignoring people until they go away. Sorry, I'm working on it!

Personality Type?
Neurotic, overthinker. I refuse to fucking give any credence to that Myers-Briggs nonsense.

What's your goal for the con this year?
Rekindle some friendships I've let die, hopefully get to know some of my Internet friends better, not get too drunk, and maybe smooch a cute dude or two.

i'm a bit sheepish to have only learned in the past year or so that just being my own weird self is tons more attractive than trying to fit into some bullshit type.

Also, I'm in an okay spot in my life right now. I'm not hyperfocusing on sex and relationships and have either completely pried or am prying loose all those chips that had grown on my shoulder for the past two or three years (or more).

I still probably drink a smidge too much and I'm still way too awkward and reserved in ways, but whatevs. I'm OK.

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Also, I'm going to FC. I hope to see YOU there

as usual at a con i made a few new friends, became closer with a lot of people, alienated a couple people for reasons both well-founded and kind of bullshitty, buried the hatchet with people who i've had past mutual falling outs with, had a lot of real talks, cuddled on some cute boys & girls a couple times and basically had an awesome adventure!!!

for the first time at a con i never really had a night where i got out of control drunk or high and made a fucking fool of myself. i got a bit rowdy and one time accidentally went into the wrong hotel and tried to get into the wrong room (but I did that sober as well) but i was never in blackout mode.

as far as how the con actually went, I freely admit to having zero interest in panels and I don't create or rarely commission art and stuff so i feel like i really have zero ability to comment on any of that :I i wish i had spent more time in the dance area 'cos there was some pretty kicking jams!

Arrival and Departure:
Sept 27th-29th (making it short this year. the past couple times i've attended i've gotten a bad case of con fatigue)

Staying at:
The Clarion

How are you traveling?
I'm riding up with Swift. so much foxmusk will we trail behind us

Who are you rooming with?
Pandapartyyyyyyyyy

Where will you be? How best to find me?
I'm really hard to pinpoint. I tend to duck in and out of social groups on a whim. Your best bet is to get my phone number and text me. hopefully i haven't left my cellphone in somebody's room accidentally as i'm wont to do.

Who will you be with?
again: hard to say!!!!! if you know me, you probably know the crew i roll with. look for the loud people, laughing a lot and being cool but not 2 kool 4 skool

Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
i don't suit.

Do you do free art?
Free performance art of a sort.

What is your gender?
Dude

How tall are you?
5'9 and some change

Can I talk to you?
Yes! Warning: I get real personal real fast. Feel free to tell me to mind my own business 'cos I like to know lots of things about people and their stories. (when i'm not just joking around and being frivolous)

Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Sometimes. If I'm conversation please make it short/non-intrusive. Also, same if i don't know you all that well.

Are you cliquey?
Ummmmmmmm...that's a tough question. Sometimes I want to just be around my close friends or my "type" of person. Other times I'm feeling up to being around a mixed grouping of people or complete randoms. I've often had adventures at cons with people I have zero things in common with and its been great!!!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Carlemot, Carlemot Two Zero, Carlemurr, Josh, Jash, JOSHIE

Are you fursuiting?
nein!

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
you can but i'll say 'no' 95% of the time.

Can I buy you drinks?
Yes. I prefer my booze midshelf or higher, straight, and on the rocks.

Do you attend parties?
eff yeah, buddy

Can I take your picture?
ok

greetings friends and comrades.

i'll be returning back to you from nowheresville this friday 7/12/13.

bring your galoshes 'cos shit is gonna get WET

I haven't done shit like this on the regular since I used to use Livejournal and Myspace. Decided to rervert back to teengirl status so away we go

How old were you when you:

Lost your virginity?
15 (about a week shy of my 16th birthday)

Lost someone close to you?
Like 10-12? I can't remember the exact year, I just remember one day my best friend Jesse wasn't around the neighborhood anymore (i didn't really go over to his house 'cos his parents were SUPERchristian and weird) and my mom found out through the local newspaper that he died in his sleep of some weird heart thing.

Consumed alcohol?
17! I was a late bloomer compared to most of my friend 'cos I refused to drink booze or do drugs for a long time. My first beer was at a bar in downtown London with my aunt and uncle.

Received a kiss?
15. The same day I lost my virginity!

Went to the hospital?
When I was like 1 or 2. My lungs would continually fill up with fluid in my sleep for unknown reasons. The doctors apparently weren't sure if I was going to live past a certain point, but then my lungs mysteriously stopped filling up with liquid. Kinda spooky :I

Had a broken heart?
17. Even though it was a long relationship I only cried for like an hour or so, though. I'm not what you would call very emotive really.

Lost a pet?
23 or 24. My rat Ignatz died. rip ignatz

Went to a concert?
I saw Sheena Easton at the fair when I was pretty young. lol. The first I went to alone was 'Weird Al' when I was 14.

Met someone famous?
I met Todd Haynes (dir. Velvet Goldmine, Safe) when I was 19. The guy I was fucking at the time had recently been in a threesome with him and introduced us. It was awkward. I had probably met Russell Means when I was a baby, but I'm not going to ask my parents 'cos I don't feel like it.

Got in a car wreck?
28! I think  talonrakun broke my car accident cherry. r.i.p. buddy :/

Dyed your hair?
nevernevernever

Flew on an airplane?
13

Went to another state?
1 or younger.

Got a tattoo?
never!

Had a piercing?
21 (I think? i don't know because drugs/alcohol)

Smoked pot?
17! the first drug i used recreationally

Smoked a cigarette?
17! it was a clove cigarette while staying late for newspaper class!..then I smoked off and on for 13 years after

Went to Disney Land or World?
13. Disney World. I've never been to Disney Land. Take me.

Broke a bone?
20. My friend slammed my finger in a steel security door by accident while we were drunk. I went into the bathroom and set it myself because i'm a goddamn MAN (fox)

Had A Long term relationship?
15.

Passed out from drinking?
18! The first time I drank to get drunk. I woke up with my shirt off and was handcuffed to a bass amplifier.

Were dumped?
17! dumped via email! cool!

i went and had an ok time i guess exceept vh1 was there i heard and i remember how much they made the 90s look bad in that crummy 'I love the...' series so i was real paranoid about being misrepresented and having people on the internet make fun of me ;/

a bunch of jocks cornered me in one of the million stairwells in the hotel and made me eat a big bug they found in the pool so all in all i give this con 3 out of 10 foxpaws.

gosh i haven't done one of those in awhile

Where are you staying?
I already know of a few options. sorta playin' it by ear in that regard

What day are you getting there?
Friday late afternoon or early evening.

Who will you be with?
renard, most def. a lot of others, hopefully. gotta catch myself a ravin beauty

Do you do free art or trades?
yes c;

Do you do commissions/badges?
no ;c

Do you have prints/CDs?
no ;|

Do you have art in the art show?
no ;u

Can I dance with you?
i don't really dance...seriously. i deconstruct the dance form known as "breakdancing" into my own special interpretation

What is your gender?
cooldude

How old are you?
31

How tall are you?
5'10

Are you mated? in a relationship?
mind your own fucking business, haircut

Can I talk to you?
yeah you can!

Can I hug you?
yeah i'm cool with that.

Can I take photos of you/with you?
i have absolutely no problem with that.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
beer or highballs (1 part spirit, 1 part mixer) only please though. i'll admit to sometimes having a problem with "getting out of control" and elaborately concocted mixed fag drinks tend to exacerbate that.

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
i do drink. i'll likely slip and have two or three cigarettes. keep me away from weed unless you want me asleep in your room.

Can I give you lots of money?
as long as there are no strings attached. (unless you're cute and not needy c: )

Can we hang out?
yeah dude

Are you nice?
i am super polite and am pretty well known for being able to converse with anybody.

Where will you be most of the time during the con?
i'm actually not too sure! i know i'll be taking a trip at least once a day over to the yamhill pub and i'll be at my friend swift and thomasaur's set. usually i tend to just wander around and schmooze. any way the wind blows.

Attending any events?
a dance. other than that i dunno.

How can I find you at the con?
i'm brown, chubby and either really yappy or really quiet, depending on the time of day. i tend to be around a lot of "hipsters"

been kinda down the past couple days for no real reason. it's odd but i'm actually fairly relieved because for once there is no real reason. i'm doing well in school, i'll be back in portland by this fall, i have all my vices under control, and i've regained a lot of my confidence.

this is like my 'down in the dumps' feelings of yore back before i went off the deep end in 2011-2012.

i'm actually feeling like my old self again: jokes are coming easy to me, i'm indifferent to shitty people, and i don't feel like i'm carrying the stink of neediness & desperation.

looking back, the latter quality was incredibly unattractive and bizarre-o.

<Jaden> Bishop was at the party.
<Jaden> We didn't say hi.
<Jaden> He's too cool for me.
<Saph> Bishop was at the party
<Saph> He has gotten fat
<Proggy> and ugly
<CarlemotTwoZero> i just heard bishop got fat and ugly
<Proggy> he was in a terrible accident
<Proggy> called life :(
* CarlemotTwoZero IMs everybody on AIM
<CarlemotTwoZero> GUESS WHAT I HEARD
<Saph> Bishop got a real life
<Saph> Now hes unattractive
<Proggy> why don't you spread something that's actual NEWS, Carlemot
<Jaden> There's a real life outside of furry?
<Proggy> Fat and ugly Bishop is so like November 2012
<BijouxDeFoxxe> and the internet
<Jaden> That sounds like some kind of horrible lie. :<
<CarlemotTwoZero> fat and ugly bishop is soooooo passe
<CarlemotTwoZero> bishop3.0 with bad acne and halitosis is bishop 2013
<Jaden> Proggy was fat and ugly bishop before it was cool.

i created an after hours and also non-humorous venting blog. the purpose is two-fold. non-locals and other comedy people i'm friends with on the internet probably don't care about some of my interpersonal crap & some of my friends aren't interested in hearing about my cum & dick and where i might like to put said cum & dick...or about whatever sick, perverted things i'm into.

http://twitter.com/Carl_emo_t

enjoy

nope 2 all the questions ;c

i really just want to cum into a mouth or a butt. that's all i want. #2hot4twitter #2tame4tumblr

started to doodle a little bit again. my hand is still pretty unsure but i have a one shot comedy comic strip in my mind and all i really need to learn how to draw is a chainsmoking fox (me), some dinos, some burning buildings, and prince.

"sure that can't be too hard?" is what i've in the past.

i remember i used to be actually draw crude little doodles (see my masterpiece: PALS) now and again and now everything looks awful.

a lesson to never stop drawing.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3306534/

My friend Pandaparty's journal on the "golden years" of the fandom when it was allegedly better pretty much summarizes everything about why I feel the furry fandom is sooooo much doper now.

In the furry fandom back in the day I was shunned because I was just some normal dude and not an alpha nerd. It was pretty alienating. Things are so much better now!

Realized after I was up in POrtland last weekend a lot of people don't really know what's been up at me.

My life kinda fell apart back in August and I chose to take a break from life and everything. Living in a small coastal town called Coos Bay near southern Oregon.

Been a lot happier living in the middle of nowhere except now that I've cut back in drinking a lot I am a whole lot hornier.

Get on this dick. :<

Despite yesterday finding out my bro Dusty Rat had died a couple days ago, yesterday ended up being one of the best days I've had since moving back to this crappy ass town. I laughed a lot, had a lot of good ideas, allowed myself to eat a bunch o crappy food I shouldn't have, and just felt pretty awesome.

I hope this trend continues.

I keep flip flopping about FC still. :|

1. Will you be attending?
But of course, otherwise I probably would not be filling this out. Super duper excited guys.

2. Staying at:
I'll be at the con hotel. Maybe in a suite, I guess? YAP :V

3. Arrival and Departure:
Heading up thursday afternoon and leaving monday either back to Portland for the night or back to Coos Bay. Kinda leaning towards decompressing in Portland an evening with a bro before scampering back down to PDX.

4. Mode of transportation
Riding with my IRC bro Swift and ??? Riding back on train, bus or maybe catching a ride. WHO KNOWS?! A D V E N T U R E

5. Rooming with:
Triss, Ringtail Warrior, Maowfox, Specialbats and Saph.

6. Con Plans:
Socializing, laughing, re-arranging my brain patterns and MAYBE having a beer or three. :|

7: How can I find you?
Text me, twitter me, or just look for the vulpine wrecking ball creating a path o' destruction.

8. Do you do free art?
If you want me to draw a big crudely drawn dog dick I guess I'll do that.

9. Do you have prints/Cds?
No'm.

10. Will you be fursuiting? if so: What suit(s)?
No'm.

11. Will you be going to parties?
Hells to the yes. Partyfox is dtp.

12. Will you be performing?
My life is one big performance art piece.

13. Smoke?
I'll probably end up having a few, but I've cut back on smoking a lot :X

14. Drink
In moderation.

15. Gender
So fucking male.

16. Can I hug you?
Yes PLZ :>

17. Can I talk to you?
Please do! I like to gab!

18. Will you be at any panels?
Probably not. Ahem.

19. Can I touch you?
In public only appropriately please.

20. Can I buy you drinks?
Buy me a good beer and we are bros 4 life.

21. How old are you?
30 :|

22. Can I snuggle with you?
Generally not. Exceptions know who they are.

23. If you're pissed off, should I approach you?
Yeah. I like to vent at times and other people give me a distraction from the (sometimes unreasonable) anger I might be feeling.

24. Are you nice?
I can honestly say that yes, yes I am nice. :o

25. Cliquey?
Kinda? If I have nothing much in common with a group of people I see no need for us to awkwardly attempt to fit me in like a square peg in a round hole (that said, I have something in common with most people)

26. How tall?
5'10"

27. Can I Take pictures of you?
Yes, you may! Please lemme see later unless I look like a big creep-oid

28. Will you get anything commissioned?
It's possible!

29. How can I get your attention?
Just yell CARLEMOT (or some variation of my name: Carlebro, Carlemurr, etc...) Also surprise pounce hugs are cool as long as you let go after 30 seconds.

30. Can I ask you to dance at the raves?
As far as dancing goes, I've inherited my white/german heritage. Terrible dancer.

31. Are you selling in the Dealers Den?
No'm.