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Commission With Your Friendly Alien
Posted 4 years agoWhich one of ya'll would be keen on getting a commission cockfucking your favorite blue-tongued, voracious alien?
Being A Suspicious Nikitak On Twitter
Posted 4 years agoThe fuck you need my phone number for? 'cuz I tweeted about how I don't like the band FUN?
Any Small Artists?
Posted 6 years agoHey All,
Now that I've got a couple of hundred of ya'll, I had a question: Do you know any smaller time artists? I want to put my money where my mouth is (impressively large as it is) and actually start hiring lesser-known types that need an extra commission or need that kickstart and their first commission!
SFW or NSFW! But they have to be okay drawing handsome multi-limbed space ferrets such as myself!
Now that I've got a couple of hundred of ya'll, I had a question: Do you know any smaller time artists? I want to put my money where my mouth is (impressively large as it is) and actually start hiring lesser-known types that need an extra commission or need that kickstart and their first commission!
SFW or NSFW! But they have to be okay drawing handsome multi-limbed space ferrets such as myself!
90 Watchers to 500!
Posted 6 years agoI should do something to celebrate!
Whatcha think, hold a raffle?
Whatcha think, hold a raffle?
333 Watchers
Posted 6 years agoWe're halfway to 666! SOON THE UNHOLY GAY POWER WILL BE MINE!
What would ya'll like to see more of from me? I'm getting more commissiony lately!
What would ya'll like to see more of from me? I'm getting more commissiony lately!
References
Posted 9 years agoSo, I'm starting to realize that the lack of a definitive reference sheet might be turning me into a problem commissioner, since I have to correct weird mistakes during the process and that probably ticks off the artist.
Anyone got a good reference doodler they know of?
Anyone got a good reference doodler they know of?
OverWatch
Posted 9 years agoSo, of my 99 followers (NOBODY ELSE FOLLOW ME, IT'S PERFECT) how many of ya play OverWatch? I need to show off my sick Genji skills for I am the realest Naruto.
And also by "How many" I mean "Give me your Battle.net ID".
And also by "How many" I mean "Give me your Battle.net ID".
100 Followers
Posted 9 years agoWhooo! I now have 100 followers.
And now I shall use this power to...
Ask for what kind of porn artists you guys like. The rule is, they gotta be open.
And now I shall use this power to...
Ask for what kind of porn artists you guys like. The rule is, they gotta be open.
Career shi--I MEAN STUFF
Posted 9 years agoImma rip off some major league furries and ask all ya'll what you guys do for a living!
I want to know how truly alone I am in this dark, dark world. Where we are merely blobs of fat piloting bodies, never able to truly percieve the world. We are but limited to a certain part of the electromagnetic spectrum. Able to hear only a particular range of frequencies. And living only for a bit less than a century...
Seriously, though, you watched me. I'm curious if similar tastes in...uh...vanilla custard result in similar career paths. And if you don't wanna share your ACTUAL career choice, then make it sound as condescending as possible!
Take me, for instance! My entire job revolves around the content, size, weight, shape, and viscosity of jello. So far, my work has determined that, yes indeed, it is jello. If all goes well, I might be able to tell you HOW the jello was made. But that's, like, waaaaaaay down the line. Someday, I hope to be able to make the jello myself. But that's, like, sixty years down the road. Fact is, you can't whisk fast enough.
I want to know how truly alone I am in this dark, dark world. Where we are merely blobs of fat piloting bodies, never able to truly percieve the world. We are but limited to a certain part of the electromagnetic spectrum. Able to hear only a particular range of frequencies. And living only for a bit less than a century...
Seriously, though, you watched me. I'm curious if similar tastes in...uh...vanilla custard result in similar career paths. And if you don't wanna share your ACTUAL career choice, then make it sound as condescending as possible!
Take me, for instance! My entire job revolves around the content, size, weight, shape, and viscosity of jello. So far, my work has determined that, yes indeed, it is jello. If all goes well, I might be able to tell you HOW the jello was made. But that's, like, waaaaaaay down the line. Someday, I hope to be able to make the jello myself. But that's, like, sixty years down the road. Fact is, you can't whisk fast enough.
Gimmie Some Ideas
Posted 10 years agoI got money burning a hole in my pocket and I'm eager to spend. YCHs, comics, slots, commissions. Go in 50/50 with me and let's make some art!
Take My Money
Posted 12 years agoI want to get a commission.
ONE OF YOU SHOULD TAKE MY F*CKING MONEY, I SWEAR TO GOD. I WILL PAY IN FULL UP FRONT. JUST NEED A FREAKING SLOT.
Yeaaaaaaah.
ONE OF YOU SHOULD TAKE MY F*CKING MONEY, I SWEAR TO GOD. I WILL PAY IN FULL UP FRONT. JUST NEED A FREAKING SLOT.
Yeaaaaaaah.
