Full Name: Ceesewahx7 (see-swah)
Nicknames: CeCe
Age/Height/Weight:18/4'11/122
Place of Residence: Western, MA and soon to be Portland, ME
Occupation: Artist/student
Family: 1 crazy mother. 1 asshole douchebag brother. 1 awesome dad who is never home :(
Race/Species: Snowmew
Injuries/Scars: Burns all over forearms, self inflicted scars, scars on back from K2
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Gender: VAGINA
Sexual orientation: GHEY
Relationship: Always and forever madly in love with K2
Sexual Kinks/Fetishes: Masochist, bondage, light domination, body-mod fetish, being "raped" by K2
Other special relations:
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Hobbies: cooking, drawing, reading, crochet, re-vamping old clothes
Likes: laying around reading, naps, cupcakes, tattoos, piercings, doing laundry, baking, sexy time with K2, art-makin', crafts, fashion, gardening, runnin' around with no pants, reading in the bath
Dislikes: stupid people, meat (i are vegetarian), drugs, sluts,
Fears: horses, fat,
Talents: oral sex, cooking,
Favourite foods: chocolate chip pancakes
Religious affiliation: URMOM
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Brief History: Shitty parents, blah blah blah, met K2,and lived happily ever after <3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1284567/

I AM MAKING CROCHETTED SQUID FOR ANYONE WHO DONATES OVER $20

lol's

but i digress; http://www.formspring.me/CeCeisWickedGay.

because all the cool kids are doing it, i hear

I recently went to a wedding for one of my Jewish cousins.
I personally, do not follow the Jewish faith. And, I have a good sense of humor, unlike that half of my family.
The day of the wedding I posted a status onto my facebook that apparently was overtly offensive to a ton of people who I've never met.
The status was: "Off to a wedding with a bunch of Jews!"
My mother then began getting a bunch of calls from said unknown people, complaining of my facebook.
I was stating a fact.
Apparently religious people get offended by facts.

But a picture of omlettes can't get through the blockers because it's tagged as porn.

Yup, I'm turning 18 in two days; the 24th.
My baby,  xk2x and the amazing , are going to be crashing my family dinner/cake which will be nice.
And hopefully I'll be able to get my tattoo and piercings :3
SEND ME PRESENTS, I mean, your heartfelt birthday wishes >w>

HOKAY KIDS PAY ATTENTION:

These hats are SUPPOSED to look funny. The frumpy style of them is what gives them their charm. If you're looking for a really polished hat, I'm sorry, I can't give that to you just yet. I've only known how to do this shit for like... a month.

Ideally, it takes me about 8-10 hours to make a hat. So in "i-have-a-life" time, that's about 3 days. Plus shipping time. So for now, I'm only going to take 5 commissions, AND 2 BIRTHDAY FREEBIES. IS YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH? FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE.

Beanie hats are $17 for up to 3 colors.
Flappie hats (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3034363) are $20 for up to 3 colors.

More than 3 colors costs another $2 per color.
I ask for a $5 refundable deposit to ensure I have some money to purchase the materials for your hat.

My hats are made from Red Heart Acrylic yarns. For picking out your colors, if you need help, look here: http://www.shopredheart.com/default.....tCatCode=01000

FROM YOU I NEED:
Name and Ref Sheet(or simple illustration of the hat you want):
Type of hat: (flappie or beanie)
Color(s): (illustrate how you want the colors arranged if possible, eye color is included)
Expression:(optional) choose from the emotes: :D :) :3 :| :I :\ xD Dx :p :x xp D:...and so on.
Notes/special requests:
Mailing address:

AFTER YOU HAVE SEND YOUR REQUEST:
I will reply letting you know if you got on the list for now.(If you don't make it on now, as soon as someone's hat is done, you will be on it) Once I have replied, within the next few days, send the deposit to batteryacidsandwich[at]gmail.com on paypal.

Keep in mind too, that it may take me a day or two to get the materials for your hat. Please, be patient with me! If at any time you want your money back, just ask and I'll have it back to you ASAP.

I have recently learned how to crochet. And while working on a wonderfully orange hat for my beloved I was thinking: "Hey, I can make these things pretty quick" which spurred further thoughts of the winter weather and the holiday season. Would people want to buy/trade for a hat of their 'sona?

For example, 's hat is going to be bright orange, with brown flaps to cover her ears, and it's going to have little kitty ears and eyes. I'll have pictures up (probably tonight) once it's done.

If I get a few crazy kids pumped about it, I'll open for commissions. Lemme know what you think :3

Tagged by

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 4 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS


I'm 4 feet and eleven inches tall.

I have been a D cup since I was 12.

I love too cook, but hate to eat what I make.

I like giving oral sex rather than getting it, and apparently I'm good at it.

I am so pale I literally glow outside, be it night or day. FUCK YOU TWILIGHT

I have a freckle on my vagina.

I like to be punched. Mostly in the sternum, but never in the face.

I will only ever love one person. She knows who she is



I have no friends, so I tag my imaginary ones.

1. Are you single or taken?
Very, very happily taken

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Sex?

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Yes. She knows part of it >w>

4.Do you like anyone?
No. I love someone. <3

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Mmmmhm

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
To just be with her. We've been together for over 2 and a half years, and yet, our past circumstances had kept us apart on Valentines day. I'm happy to just see her. <3

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Only for my baby.
Though I will try and make something sweet for my friends.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I don't know...I think that's why they call them secret admirers.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I kinda did once...It was more like love confetti.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Is this a trick question?

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My daddy sometimes gives me a rose.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Only if I want to be a jackass to my friends in them :D

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Not the Necco Wafer ones, but the Sweet Tart ones.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Not any more :3

16. How do you feel about PDA?
People take it way to far and it's annoying. Quick pecks on the cheek or lips, hugs and holding hands are good, but making out and being all over someone is just rude.

17. How is your love life?
Simply beyond comprehension.
I couldn't be happier

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Not really dumped, but people liked to make me cry in middle school, so I got verbally beat up. It fucked up how I felt about Valentines day until I was with my love.

19. How many roses would you want?
I wouldn't want a real one, because it would die. I prefer fake ones. I have a fuzzy one with a wire in it wrapped around one of the poles for my bed. I see it everyday when I wake up and it makes me smile :3

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
I feel very strongly, yes :3

I suck.
Really.
Hit me with a bus, already.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
D: all of the above

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Depends on how much room anyone of my animals gives me.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, just to be a tease.

7. Shower or bath?
Bath

8. Do you pee in the shower?
I try not to

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Doesn't really matter to me. I'm usually the aggressive one though... >w>

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes, very much

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope

13. Love or money?
Love

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
HELL YES

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends on whose paying
>w>
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
The back of my dad's car...while he was driving
Dx

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet

20. Ever been to a bar?
Nope

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ew no

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Heh heh heh

24. Favorite drink?
Water
Or Peach Snapple

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I don't think so?

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Heh heh heh

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not yet

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
I'm sure she's got a couple >w>

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
UR MOM
/lame

I so didn't hack my baby's account to give her a surprise new icon from
I would never do that.
<.<;;

So it's been forever since I submitted anything here
>w>
Oops.
But now that I has a tablet, it'll be tons easier to get stuff made.
:3
This is the part where you go yay.

*yaaaaaay*

Fill it out, homies.
:3


If we had sex..

1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date me?
27. Would you do it today?
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
30. Would you make love to me or fuck me?