It would seem a kewl nu fad has dawned...

Oh well, no such thing as bad exposure, though I'd be more flattered if you watched me on your "real account" because you liked my art. *shrug*

You'll be bored of this soon. In the meanwhile, have fun impersonating the average tracking cookie.

Everyday I get a little closer to drawing a canine that doesn't suck.

If you want to post your art somewhere else, that's cool. I respect that. However clogging my watch list with advertisements for that place is not cool. You're wasting both our time. Go if you're gonna go already and stay there. Or if you'd like to be able to continue sharing with the people who are staying here, then post both places to whichever extent you're comfortable. It doesn't have to be equal but if you're going to go to the trouble of posting here at all, then make it a real post. Otherwise you're not much better than the yahoos that show up at your front door and won't take the hint you're not interested in their god or their cleaning products.

If you like what I do, you're just going to have to watch me here. I'm not going anywhere unless they kick me out.

Spare me the drama story. I know all about the drama. All I have to say is if that really happened, that's a matter for law enforcement, not a lynch mob of drama llamas. I am not friends, friend of friends, or even acquaintances with either party, so I am not inclined to favor either. I'm a neutral party and I intend to stay that way.

As for FA being "updated" I'm fine if that never happens. I hate "modern" website design. FA, as it is, has everything I need or want. I have no reason to go elsewhere.

Finally, I don't have any desire to make or maintain multiple accounts. I don't do this for money so I'm not under pressure to widen my audience. I'd just end up not updating them and I most likely forget the passwords anyway. Trust me, that's the voice of experience speaking.

I hate the misuse of the word "alicorn".

My fursona is not an "alicorn". An alicorn is that yellow thing on my fursona's forehead. She is a winged unicorn. Or hell, just "unicorn" if that's too long. I usually just call her a "pony" anyway. Seriously, even one of those horrible portmanteaus of unicorn+pegasus is a better choice if you just can't handle "winged unicorn" for some reason.

/nerdrage

Probably isn't going anywhere.
Does even know what this crap is about.
Honestly doesn't care anyway.
*snores*

http://www.livestream.com/celanotheharpy

The end is in sight! Now is not the time to cramp. >.<

It is inherently unfair that any creature so alluringly cuddly looking as yourself should be so painful to touch. *sigh*

I technically should be somewhere in Alabama right now, but I'm not. Despite asking three months in advance, my boss just "couldn't spare" one more person on a Friday. The slowest damn day in the week. With only one other person on vacation. And she wonders why everyone else keeps calling in sick these days. So there no point in going. I don't really have the dough and my car might not make it anyway. Even so, I has a sad. :(

Feeling uninspired, so help me out!

Three stipulations...

No porn.
No gore.
No MLP.

Who is at FWA? Celano is at FWA!

When the fuck did I start liking techno?? Shit. I'm officially one pony costume and an animal spirit from a full membership. XD

So that horrid pile of crap Drawn Together is on...

...The Betty Boop knock off character has the same voice actor as Fluttershy.

...It's totally...

...completely...

...disturbing the fuck out of me. o.O

*cries*

*runs around in happy circles*
Omg, omg, omg!
I just saw the promo for this!
(I know, you probably knew about this months ago, but I was being my usual oblivious self. )
So happy!
*returns to running around in happy circles*

Sometimes I think the plague can't hit again soon enough.

That makes me a bad person, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does.

Oh well.

While playing a game of random google image searches for shiggles, I came across this charming vintage valentine. If you want to a preview before you veiw, it features the following:

A female anthro kitten.
She's bound rather elaborately with rope.
Wearing a sailor suit.
With a tiny mouse captor/master.
...and she seems delighted by the situation...or she may be drugged, judging by those rather glassy looking eyes.

*rofls*

See, furry porn is nothing new. Hallmark just doesn't pay for it anymore. ^.~

I would love to know the actual date on this piece.

Also, the rest of that person's collection is an awesome supernova of unintentional funniness, bizarre imagery, disturbing situations, and general wtf??

Wow, you've been working out. You are so much more fun to play with now than that square Photoshop. Sure, PS has a lot of shiny toys that look really cool, but how often will a simpleton like me ever use them? (Never.) You are cheap and easy. PS is hard and expensive. He is also on Xanthus who is currently boxed up in limbo. Which is why I gave you another try on my little runty netbook. You don't do that weird skippy, dithery thing when I try to draw with my tablet. That magnifying tool thing you have is the best thing ever. I think you might just be my new best drawing program friend.

...stop being a whiny bitch! I'm tired of constantly having to mollycoddle you. It's been how many weeks now? Get over it all ready! I want to draw, and sew, play WoW and most importantly sleep in my soft comfy bed, not on the hard uncomfortable floor, all because you've suddenly decided you don't like all those things. I want to go back to driving Aurora the Yellow Car with one hand like the cool kids, not with both hands like some little ol' lady because you won't quit whining like a brat. Really, you need to get over this before the aspirin eats my wimpy gut or the tylenol eats my liver. I want to drink a damned margarita already. I mean, it's summer for pete's sake. Enough!

I want to run though you and roll in you and nom you.

Unfortunately this would not werk so well since I am hairless, pink, itchy and allergic in real life.

...plus Farmer B would probably not appreciate some loony pony fur trespassing in his hayfield; even is she is a former co-worker's daughter.

...so unfair.

Ponies are hard on their accessories, apparently.

Oh well, off to the Antichrist Superstore.

Does it make me a bad person that I wish just once, when one of these guys get caught, that they'd just be completely brazen and unashamed about it? Most of the time what these guys have done isn't really anything that bad. The fact that they lie about is generally worse than anything they've ever done. You can't really blame them for lying, because if they'd be honest about their supposedly deviant bedroom calisthenics, they could have never got into the business in the first place. I mean, it's just more of how goofy our country is. We're prudes in public and "freaks" when we think no one is looking. Maybe if people in high places, when they got "caught", would just say, "Yeah, I did it. It isn't anything bad and I had a lot of fun! Deal with it." the public as a whole could start working though their hang ups and hypocrisy. It would also make the most twisted people in this world hella mad, and watching those religion-beating yahoos freak out is a good time in itself. *grabs popcorn*

You really shouldn't sleep on the dining room table.

No, really.

...but you do look oh so cute perched on that towel they forgot to put away.

Okay, you can stay, but if anyone that matters wakes up, you have to get down.

...when you can have a upper respiratory infection instead? *hack, sneeze, slime* I definitely didn't pick that up from Lacy. There goes two days o' werk. Thank goodness for sick time.

*takes her antibiotic and her nasal spray*

...and this poneh won the damn trifecta when it comes to biological souvenirs. I have kennel cough *hack hack*, parvo *runs to bathroom*, and I'm surfing the crimson tide *lingers in bathroom cursing and groaning*.

As souvenirs go, definitely not as fun as the handmade necklace and TLU graphic novel I bought.

*Steals her sweet Lacy's "plague rat" sign for her desk.*

That aside, at least I had a great time at the con itself. Saw all my favorite furry friends. I had a lot of fun working the artshow with Illya and Lacy, had funs wif my bunneh luv at all the dances, (Silverberry worked reg with our friend Bunny), I swapped arts wif Lacy and stole arts from Killain, and the Bag o' Shiny, my charity auction, sold for better than I ever expected.

We also ate good foods all weekend. ^.^

All the yuck I have now didn't kick in until I was on the bus home. Yay!