Important information for everyone watching this account!
Posted 15 years agoSo I logged in and noticed that I had quite a bit of new activity on here. I thought I should mention that this account is no longer active!
All new artwork is being posted on
bacillus!
Please take a look there!
Thanks!!!




All new artwork is being posted on

Please take a look there!
Thanks!!!




omg :)
Posted 16 years agoPS...
Posted 16 years agoI don't like just leaving it hanging like that, so here's a few updates.
1. I built my new computer. It's a beast. It's amazing. It is very awesome. etc.
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4427/beastt.jpg
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2562/beast1y.jpg
2. Due to the generosity of someone I will have a tablet for a while yet. I'm saving up for a shiny Intuos 3 (or 4...?), but until that point I still will be able to do digital art.
3. The reason I'm moving on from this account is due to the negative connotations I have with this entire period of my life, which is of course intrinsically weaved into my art. I'm weird like that, yeah. Unfortunately I also promised way too much gift art and I'm just too much of a wreck right now to deal with that responsibility. Thus, I'm going to start fresh.
I think that's about it.
1. I built my new computer. It's a beast. It's amazing. It is very awesome. etc.
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4427/beastt.jpg
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2562/beast1y.jpg
2. Due to the generosity of someone I will have a tablet for a while yet. I'm saving up for a shiny Intuos 3 (or 4...?), but until that point I still will be able to do digital art.
3. The reason I'm moving on from this account is due to the negative connotations I have with this entire period of my life, which is of course intrinsically weaved into my art. I'm weird like that, yeah. Unfortunately I also promised way too much gift art and I'm just too much of a wreck right now to deal with that responsibility. Thus, I'm going to start fresh.
I think that's about it.
Dead
Posted 16 years agoThis account is now dead. I may revive it in the future, or I may not. All pending gift art is canceled.
Future art will be posted on a separate account. Find me if you can. ;)
Future art will be posted on a separate account. Find me if you can. ;)
No Art
Posted 16 years agoOkay, so I'm selling my laptop and buying a shiny new (and powerful!) desktop computer to replace it. I'll probably be about two weeks without a computer at all, and then I won't have a tablet even after that. So chances are there won't be any new art here for a couple of months, until I can save up for a Wacom.
I'll be switching over to traditional art for the next while, but I have no scanner so while I may post some art it's going to just have to be shitty photos. Also I won't be doing any gift art in traditional mediums, so that will have to wait.
I'll still have this laptop for about a week or so, though.
I'll be switching over to traditional art for the next while, but I have no scanner so while I may post some art it's going to just have to be shitty photos. Also I won't be doing any gift art in traditional mediums, so that will have to wait.
I'll still have this laptop for about a week or so, though.
[important] To those whom I owe art...
Posted 16 years agoI'm attempting to heave myself out of an art slump and to continue where I left off. I want to do some more personal projects, but I also want to complete the art that I have promised to a number of people on here. I haven't forgotten about it, I just haven't had the motivation to do it yet.
If I ever said that I would do art for you, regardless of whether it was a commission or gift art, it will be free, so don't worry about that.
Just please let me know if you're still interested in the art. Reply to this journal if you still want the piece, since I don't want to make art for people who are no longer interested.
If I ever said that I would do art for you, regardless of whether it was a commission or gift art, it will be free, so don't worry about that.
Just please let me know if you're still interested in the art. Reply to this journal if you still want the piece, since I don't want to make art for people who are no longer interested.
Eight Truths Meme
Posted 16 years agoTagged by
milofox08
I'm going to break the rules right away by not tagging anyone in this journal. I doubt 8 people will even read this, so, if you want to do it... go ahead. :P
Rules:
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
Truths:
1) According to Thomas, I "make something out of everything". That's basically true. I think about everything, all the time. I tend to worry too much as well.
2) I enjoy almost any kind of music, with some exceptions. A shuffle through my playlist may bring up Coldplay, Autechre, Bob Dylan, Rage Against the Machine, Amon Tobin, and Deltron 3030. Show me a song and I guarantee I'll give it a good chance.
3) I may be gay, but apparently it's barely perceptible until you get to know me.
4) I'm not particularly unique when it comes to preferred climate. I like places that are warm, humid and near a body of water.
5) I'm in love. ;)
6) I'm fairly quiet, kind of shy, and pretty short (5'7"), but apparently I'm intimidating to quite a few people. I tend to be the person who ends up having to make the decisions amongst a group of people. As a kid, I was generally the one who invented new games to play.
7) I have deep self confidence issues which may not be very apparent outwardly.
8) I eat anything. My favorite foods are relative to the amount of 'artificial' processing.

I'm going to break the rules right away by not tagging anyone in this journal. I doubt 8 people will even read this, so, if you want to do it... go ahead. :P
Rules:
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
Truths:
1) According to Thomas, I "make something out of everything". That's basically true. I think about everything, all the time. I tend to worry too much as well.
2) I enjoy almost any kind of music, with some exceptions. A shuffle through my playlist may bring up Coldplay, Autechre, Bob Dylan, Rage Against the Machine, Amon Tobin, and Deltron 3030. Show me a song and I guarantee I'll give it a good chance.
3) I may be gay, but apparently it's barely perceptible until you get to know me.
4) I'm not particularly unique when it comes to preferred climate. I like places that are warm, humid and near a body of water.
5) I'm in love. ;)
6) I'm fairly quiet, kind of shy, and pretty short (5'7"), but apparently I'm intimidating to quite a few people. I tend to be the person who ends up having to make the decisions amongst a group of people. As a kid, I was generally the one who invented new games to play.
7) I have deep self confidence issues which may not be very apparent outwardly.
8) I eat anything. My favorite foods are relative to the amount of 'artificial' processing.
Changes, Changes
Posted 16 years agoMy life appears to constantly be in flux. This is not something I am unhappy about, I rather enjoy the fact that I cannot metaphorically sit still. I had something going here for a month or two but I became tired of it. I'm beginning to find new direction now.
I know that I owe a few people here commissions, including a couple that are pretty long overdue. But you all know you're getting them free so I don't feel too bad about it. Unfortunately, my artistic inspiration has run pretty dry. I was finding my art too... stale, as if I'm trying too hard to reach some ideal rather than enjoying the creative process for what it is. That's been slowly changing.
So... yeah, I'm still alive! So is the web comic. I feel that needs a different direction as well, so I'm working on that aspect.
Watch this space.
I know that I owe a few people here commissions, including a couple that are pretty long overdue. But you all know you're getting them free so I don't feel too bad about it. Unfortunately, my artistic inspiration has run pretty dry. I was finding my art too... stale, as if I'm trying too hard to reach some ideal rather than enjoying the creative process for what it is. That's been slowly changing.
So... yeah, I'm still alive! So is the web comic. I feel that needs a different direction as well, so I'm working on that aspect.
Watch this space.
Lonely
Posted 16 years agoPretty lonely lately. Partly it's lack of a partner, partly it's the fact that I can only talk to most of my friends online. I want to take a trip through the Minneapolis/Madison/Chicago area this summer or fall. Anyone live around there?
Reallynow?
Posted 16 years ago1. Put your mp3s (and shit) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Urenforpuren by Bola (Probably accurate)
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Starálfur by Sigur Rós (I love this song so I guess it's fitting)
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Hand of God by Witchman (I'm not actually that picky)
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Planetarium by Squarepusher
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Don't Get Lost in Heaven by Gorillaz (How poetic)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Battle vs. Clown by Leisure-B
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Circlewave by Squarepusher (Again, probably...)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Storm by Arovane (Muhahaha)
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Mysterons by Portishead (No.)
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
10cc by Dreadlock Holiday (Hahah at least it has a number)
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mighty Micro People by Amon Tobin
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Humanity by John Carpenter (bscly)
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Leave Home by The Chemical Brothers (Absolutely!)
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Schnick-Schnack by Mouse on Mars (My god is that an innuendo?)
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Doit by Mouse on Mars (YES, I WILL!)
16) WHAT SONG WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Nails in the Wall by Kait Gray (Holy... shit. You have to hear this one for it to make sense)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
How Not to Be a Biscuit by Ost & kjex (This is very difficult for me to accomplish every day)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Midfielding by Midfield General
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Trip Like I Do by The Crystal Method
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Cliffs by Aphex Twin (That would be nice actually)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Dirty Trip by Air (lol)
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Reallynow? by Maus... well, I really will, yes.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun
01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Urenforpuren by Bola (Probably accurate)
02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Starálfur by Sigur Rós (I love this song so I guess it's fitting)
03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Hand of God by Witchman (I'm not actually that picky)
04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Planetarium by Squarepusher
05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Don't Get Lost in Heaven by Gorillaz (How poetic)
06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Battle vs. Clown by Leisure-B
07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Circlewave by Squarepusher (Again, probably...)
08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Storm by Arovane (Muhahaha)
9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Mysterons by Portishead (No.)
10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?
10cc by Dreadlock Holiday (Hahah at least it has a number)
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mighty Micro People by Amon Tobin
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Humanity by John Carpenter (bscly)
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Leave Home by The Chemical Brothers (Absolutely!)
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Schnick-Schnack by Mouse on Mars (My god is that an innuendo?)
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Doit by Mouse on Mars (YES, I WILL!)
16) WHAT SONG WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Nails in the Wall by Kait Gray (Holy... shit. You have to hear this one for it to make sense)
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
How Not to Be a Biscuit by Ost & kjex (This is very difficult for me to accomplish every day)
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Midfielding by Midfield General
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Trip Like I Do by The Crystal Method
20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Cliffs by Aphex Twin (That would be nice actually)
21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Dirty Trip by Air (lol)
22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Reallynow? by Maus... well, I really will, yes.
Fuck'n MEME!
Posted 16 years agoFill this out or perish. <3
(I made some slight modifications)
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us? Alternatively, where did you find my art?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes; what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake (or would you prefer to cook something else)?
18. Which environment is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person LOL DISREGARD THIS?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together (lulzcake)?
(I made some slight modifications)
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us? Alternatively, where did you find my art?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes; what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake (or would you prefer to cook something else)?
18. Which environment is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person LOL DISREGARD THIS?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together (lulzcake)?
<3
Posted 16 years agoGawd
Posted 16 years agoMy moods have been so up and down lately that I think I have motion sickness. x__x
I think the only thing keeping me alive right now is discovering new music. I have a last.fm now! Add me here: http://www.last.fm/user/Ceuper
I'll be away Saturday and most of Sunday. Feel free to leave me messages.
Again, apologies to everyone I owe commissions to. I just don't feel like drawing much lately, except studies and doodles (which is the opposite for me). I'm really sorry about that, but I really don't want to give our crappy art, you know? Plus you're all getting them free, now, anyway. :]
Laterz.
I think the only thing keeping me alive right now is discovering new music. I have a last.fm now! Add me here: http://www.last.fm/user/Ceuper
I'll be away Saturday and most of Sunday. Feel free to leave me messages.
Again, apologies to everyone I owe commissions to. I just don't feel like drawing much lately, except studies and doodles (which is the opposite for me). I'm really sorry about that, but I really don't want to give our crappy art, you know? Plus you're all getting them free, now, anyway. :]
Laterz.
"The favorite has been removed by the user."
Posted 16 years agolawl thanks.
Hiatus
Posted 16 years agoI won't be signing on MSN. I won't be uploading new furry artwork. For a while. I'll still be hanging around, though. I will finish the commissions as I've said.
Commission updates
Posted 16 years agoI've decided to update my journal with information regarding everyone's commissions. Also, I added a list of people whom I owe gift art.
:3
Good thing I'm unemployed right now. LOL
~~~~~~ COMMISSIONS ~~~~~~
---$3--- will get ya a little colored icon or fun doodle. $2 per extra character. Yay!
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2342186
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2330121/
---$7--- will get you something a bit more complex. $3 per extra character.
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2321276
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2349485
---$25--- will get you a completely rendered painting of your character, done to your preference. I'll even add a background for you. The extra cost is basically for the amount of work that I put into the coloring, detail and perfectionism. Extra characters are $10 each. The price will also be $10 less if you don't wish to have it colored (line-art only)
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2285532
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2237618
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Current $3 doodle lineup:
psychweasel - Not started
Current $10 lineup:
waits
Current $25 lineup:
xaerun - Sketching ideas
DeadPegasus - Inked
Konubadger - Sketching ideas
Current gift art list:
Milo
HAYF
Shindo
KittenAdmin
Clayton
Lord Kanin
Load_Blown
Mangasama
(holy shit)
=3
:3
Good thing I'm unemployed right now. LOL
~~~~~~ COMMISSIONS ~~~~~~
---$3--- will get ya a little colored icon or fun doodle. $2 per extra character. Yay!
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2342186
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2330121/
---$7--- will get you something a bit more complex. $3 per extra character.
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2321276
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2349485
---$25--- will get you a completely rendered painting of your character, done to your preference. I'll even add a background for you. The extra cost is basically for the amount of work that I put into the coloring, detail and perfectionism. Extra characters are $10 each. The price will also be $10 less if you don't wish to have it colored (line-art only)
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2285532
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2237618
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Current $3 doodle lineup:

Current $10 lineup:

Current $25 lineup:



Current gift art list:
Milo
HAYF
Shindo
KittenAdmin
Clayton
Lord Kanin
Load_Blown
Mangasama
(holy shit)
=3
Thanks everyone
Posted 16 years ago1000 pageviews and 100 watchers. It happened at about the same time - interesting. Anyway, thanks to everyone who bothered to poke in and look around. It's appreciated a lot.
I'm drawing a little gift for the 100th watcher. :3
To continue from the previous journal, I'm still offering $3-$5 doodles and comics. Hooray!
I'm drawing a little gift for the 100th watcher. :3
To continue from the previous journal, I'm still offering $3-$5 doodles and comics. Hooray!
Cheap $3 stuff ahoy; help a guy out!
Posted 16 years agoWELL WELL I'm going to go ahead and offer up some $3 pieces. For three bucks I'll give you a colored icon of whatever, or a little doodle, or a short comic strip, or just something fun like that. I could really use the money so anything is appreciated.
Here's a couple of examples of basically what I'll do:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2327895
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2328406 (everything but the detailed drawing)
So, yeah, just fun junk. If you want something more involved than that I have a couple more options below. Thanks!
Here's a couple of examples of basically what I'll do:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2327895
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2328406 (everything but the detailed drawing)
So, yeah, just fun junk. If you want something more involved than that I have a couple more options below. Thanks!
Question: anyone want cheap stuff?
Posted 16 years agoHey guys, any of ya'll want some cheap ($5) type things? Like little doodles or sketches or colored icons? Sort of in this style: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2327895
Let me know and I'll open some slots. :3 I'm willing to draw pretty much anything (within reason and relative decency).
Let me know and I'll open some slots. :3 I'm willing to draw pretty much anything (within reason and relative decency).
Gift art
Posted 16 years agoI haven't forgotten that I owe a number of people gift art. The current lineup is Milo, Shindo, HAYF, Kitten and Clayton. If anyone wants to request a piece feel free but it will probably be a while before I get to it. Just wanted to let you guys know that you're still getting a piece. :3
LiveJournal, baby
Posted 16 years agoYep. I got a LiveJournal. I'll be posting lots of tasty goodies there in the coming months, including updates about my comic. Take a look and add me as a friend if you're interested. http://ceuper.livejournal.com/
$10 commissions open
Posted 16 years agoWell evidently the demand for Ceuper commissions is not terribly high. That's alright, I wasn't expecting much. I've changed up the pricing a little bit to make it more simple.
New commission information and such
Posted 16 years agoSo, with the completion of my first commission I'm ready to start seriously taking offers. The pricing is as follows:
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$20 will get you a relatively simplistic, fully colored portrait without a lot of detail. Alternatively, I can do fully polished and detailed linework (no color or BG) of any character in any pose.
See http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2207083 for an example.
$30 will get you a fully colored portrait of your character in a fairly straight forward pose with minimal background. I put a lot of detail into my pieces and aim for realism so you can really see your character come to life.
See http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2285532 for an example.
$40 will get you a more complex pose (jumping, running, etc, note me for details) and a full background. Basically I'll paint you a whole scene. Unfortunately I don't have any examples of this at the moment.
If you want multiple characters or adult art, note me for details on pricing.
~~~~~~
I'll start off with 5 slots. Note me if you're interested. Thanks. :)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
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Just to carry over from my last journal, I opened a new deviantart with some free high resolution reference/stock images. Enjoy: http://btoum.deviantart.com/
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$20 will get you a relatively simplistic, fully colored portrait without a lot of detail. Alternatively, I can do fully polished and detailed linework (no color or BG) of any character in any pose.
See http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2207083 for an example.
$30 will get you a fully colored portrait of your character in a fairly straight forward pose with minimal background. I put a lot of detail into my pieces and aim for realism so you can really see your character come to life.
See http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2285532 for an example.
$40 will get you a more complex pose (jumping, running, etc, note me for details) and a full background. Basically I'll paint you a whole scene. Unfortunately I don't have any examples of this at the moment.
If you want multiple characters or adult art, note me for details on pricing.
~~~~~~
I'll start off with 5 slots. Note me if you're interested. Thanks. :)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
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Just to carry over from my last journal, I opened a new deviantart with some free high resolution reference/stock images. Enjoy: http://btoum.deviantart.com/
Free high res reference images...
Posted 16 years agoSo I decided to start uploading my photography onto a new deviantart account. Most of the images are 1800 x 1200 resolution. It's somewhat limited right now but I'll upload more photos as they happen.
http://btoum.deviantart.com/
Take a look. Everything is free to use as reference, photo manipulation, whatever. Let me know if you appreciate the work so I know to keep it updated.
I'm still figuring out commission information but when I post what I'm currently working on I'll release a price list and a more organized journal for information. I'd like to know if anyone else is interested, though.
:3
http://btoum.deviantart.com/
Take a look. Everything is free to use as reference, photo manipulation, whatever. Let me know if you appreciate the work so I know to keep it updated.
I'm still figuring out commission information but when I post what I'm currently working on I'll release a price list and a more organized journal for information. I'd like to know if anyone else is interested, though.
:3
So... commissions?
Posted 16 years agoI've been doing freebie art for people for a while to get a hang of drawing furry characters. It's coming easier than I thought so I think I'll be opening up loose commissions now. I'll still be drawing free art for people but if you really want something, and you want it specific, drop me a line and we'll figure it out. The art will be at least of the quality and detail of my gift art for foxxtrot.
I'd imagine I'll start out at around $20 or something like that. Drop me a note if you're interested. I do pronz too but I haven't practiced with that yet so I can't guarantee awesome results. :)
I'd imagine I'll start out at around $20 or something like that. Drop me a note if you're interested. I do pronz too but I haven't practiced with that yet so I can't guarantee awesome results. :)