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General | Posted 18 years agoyou can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
might open a few commissions
General | Posted 18 years agolol yeah, there's an instructional dvd i want so i might open commissions to halp cover the cost, so i was thinking $10 fullbody sketches. if you'd like anything else, comment and i'll think about doing those...not feeling much into inking/coloring right naow sry
some of the failest fail i have ever seen
General | Posted 18 years agoBACK UP AND RUNNING edit: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VUZE SHIT IN
General | Posted 18 years agoI HAS A LAPTOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
oh my god its beautiful.
no,no, you dont understand it's BEAUTIFUL
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/.....384702366s.jpg
its sleek and black and silver with blue lights everywhere and there are cool swirly line patterns
im so glad i did not get a dell [omg uglyuglyugly] and this was cheaper. where the dell would cost a whole arm this only cost an arm up to the mid humerus. and it has most of the same features anyway the only drawbacks were dell offers a higher res screen, the same res as if i were to get a 20" screen from HP. but this has a higher graphics card...but if the screen itself...nvmd im sure it evens out.
aslo i was able to get a microphone+webcam built in while still remaining under basic dell costs.
and the PROCESSOR did i tell you about the <i>processor?</i> dont get me started. INTEL DUO CORE 7300.THE END. the rating for calculations per min. was a 4.9 sadly, after ordering i found the OMG HUEG extreme multimedia were equippable with the new intel core extr33m processor but that itself added about $800 to the already outrageous price (starting at $2999? i didnt feel like selling my kidney) actually most of the comps stats were in the high 4 range.
except graphics D:
and as an artist you can understand how that woed me. i got a friggin 3.1 in graphics. the next lowest score was a 4.1 for gaming D: i dont game much anymoar tho...
i wish i could shoe pics but digital camera stopped working last wk during vacation in provincetown. [omfg gayest town ever our stay happened to be the week of gay carnival. oh lawds]
so here are some google pics http://h71036.www7.hp.com/hho/image.....4004062006.jpg (my squiggly patterns a bit PRETTIER but you get the basic feel
open http://hpshopping.speedera.net/www......series_400.jpg
so yeah. now im dl-ing support patches/drivers so i can get used to vista and
transfer my hardwarez/progroms to this amazing piece of metal
aslo, antiviruses. i hear from ppl in the computer business AVG, PC cillin and Webroot are good.
OMG GAIS, IM BAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
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WHAT THE SHIT WHY ARE THEY PACKAGING VUZE WITH AZUREUS AND WHY WHEN I INSTALLED IT DID ONLY VUZE APPEAR? I WANT MY PLAIN OLD AZUREUS SO I TRIED TO DL IT BUT GUESS WHAT ITs NOT COMPATIBLE WITH VISTA
FAILING...FAILING SO HARD RIGHT NOWWWWW
HALP ME. PLEEZ
oh my god its beautiful.
no,no, you dont understand it's BEAUTIFUL
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/.....384702366s.jpg
its sleek and black and silver with blue lights everywhere and there are cool swirly line patterns
im so glad i did not get a dell [omg uglyuglyugly] and this was cheaper. where the dell would cost a whole arm this only cost an arm up to the mid humerus. and it has most of the same features anyway the only drawbacks were dell offers a higher res screen, the same res as if i were to get a 20" screen from HP. but this has a higher graphics card...but if the screen itself...nvmd im sure it evens out.
aslo i was able to get a microphone+webcam built in while still remaining under basic dell costs.
and the PROCESSOR did i tell you about the <i>processor?</i> dont get me started. INTEL DUO CORE 7300.THE END. the rating for calculations per min. was a 4.9 sadly, after ordering i found the OMG HUEG extreme multimedia were equippable with the new intel core extr33m processor but that itself added about $800 to the already outrageous price (starting at $2999? i didnt feel like selling my kidney) actually most of the comps stats were in the high 4 range.
except graphics D:
and as an artist you can understand how that woed me. i got a friggin 3.1 in graphics. the next lowest score was a 4.1 for gaming D: i dont game much anymoar tho...
i wish i could shoe pics but digital camera stopped working last wk during vacation in provincetown. [omfg gayest town ever our stay happened to be the week of gay carnival. oh lawds]
so here are some google pics http://h71036.www7.hp.com/hho/image.....4004062006.jpg (my squiggly patterns a bit PRETTIER but you get the basic feel
open http://hpshopping.speedera.net/www......series_400.jpg
so yeah. now im dl-ing support patches/drivers so i can get used to vista and
transfer my hardwarez/progroms to this amazing piece of metal
aslo, antiviruses. i hear from ppl in the computer business AVG, PC cillin and Webroot are good.
OMG GAIS, IM BAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
***
edit
***
WHAT THE SHIT WHY ARE THEY PACKAGING VUZE WITH AZUREUS AND WHY WHEN I INSTALLED IT DID ONLY VUZE APPEAR? I WANT MY PLAIN OLD AZUREUS SO I TRIED TO DL IT BUT GUESS WHAT ITs NOT COMPATIBLE WITH VISTA
FAILING...FAILING SO HARD RIGHT NOWWWWW
HALP ME. PLEEZ
OH YOU GUYS!
General | Posted 18 years agoi have neglected this site. i m sorry.
i will be able to update moar once i have my own computer...later this summer
also see y'all at anthrocon
i will be able to update moar once i have my own computer...later this summer
also see y'all at anthrocon
VOID???
General | Posted 18 years agoany of yuo gais here on entervoid.com?
i submitted a character but never followed through, im working on her again now so i just started wondering if any of you guys had fighters
i submitted a character but never followed through, im working on her again now so i just started wondering if any of you guys had fighters
lol tagged
General | Posted 19 years agotagged by 
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-The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their User Page comments and tell them to read yours.-
1.i bend my pinky outward...like, when im bored i push out on the middle segment of my pinky finger with my thumb while pushing the base and end segments back towards my other fingers. ive been at it for a while and it's bowed my pinky out so far that when i try to hold my fingers together, from the middle digit up my pinky splays out about 7degrees.
2. i make SO many references to the internet IRL its sad. oh but its okay actly because a few people get them. i even got a school friend into browsing encyclopedia dramatica . we share lulz.
3.my right knee pops in and out and i have very little control over it. it even pops when i walk sometimes, making my stride wobbly and unsteady sometimes.
4.i can hold my pee (or rather, comfortably go without) for over 24 hours
5.i have alot of human characters (my second character, Minerva, is one --but you havent seen her.)and havent posted anything public of them.haha and thats alot considering i have over 10 anthro characters FOR SURE. and about 45 total (i write)
6.having Xtr33m guilt at insignificant things and handling impulses is a big problem ive had since forever: i used to talk to myself when no one was around. i scratch my head compulsively even when it doesnt itch/im not confused.i make tons of odd sounds and faces* my walk changes at random intervals imulsively, i might hop or go on tip toe or sway a bit or mockingly imitate runway models* i twitch and jerk * i cant handle being infront of crowds; i twitch i stutter i foam at the mouth (barely and occasionally) i talk in circles, i freeze up and im still twitching for a while when i sit down (it's gotten better recently tho)--stage fright? moar like stage rabies, amirite?
okay so for that last one i cheated and crammed a lot in. lol that's what he said D: VILE AWFUL SENSE OF HUMOR
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Nemphyths
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savvymcbatface
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mab
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Ultraviolet
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lol u gais
speed-The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their User Page comments and tell them to read yours.-
1.i bend my pinky outward...like, when im bored i push out on the middle segment of my pinky finger with my thumb while pushing the base and end segments back towards my other fingers. ive been at it for a while and it's bowed my pinky out so far that when i try to hold my fingers together, from the middle digit up my pinky splays out about 7degrees.
2. i make SO many references to the internet IRL its sad. oh but its okay actly because a few people get them. i even got a school friend into browsing encyclopedia dramatica . we share lulz.
3.my right knee pops in and out and i have very little control over it. it even pops when i walk sometimes, making my stride wobbly and unsteady sometimes.
4.i can hold my pee (or rather, comfortably go without) for over 24 hours
5.i have alot of human characters (my second character, Minerva, is one --but you havent seen her.)and havent posted anything public of them.haha and thats alot considering i have over 10 anthro characters FOR SURE. and about 45 total (i write)
6.having Xtr33m guilt at insignificant things and handling impulses is a big problem ive had since forever: i used to talk to myself when no one was around. i scratch my head compulsively even when it doesnt itch/im not confused.i make tons of odd sounds and faces* my walk changes at random intervals imulsively, i might hop or go on tip toe or sway a bit or mockingly imitate runway models* i twitch and jerk * i cant handle being infront of crowds; i twitch i stutter i foam at the mouth (barely and occasionally) i talk in circles, i freeze up and im still twitching for a while when i sit down (it's gotten better recently tho)--stage fright? moar like stage rabies, amirite?
okay so for that last one i cheated and crammed a lot in. lol that's what he said D: VILE AWFUL SENSE OF HUMOR
i tag
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avelacuna2
Nemphyths3
savvymcbatface4
mab5
Ultraviolet6
tearoselol u gais
HERRO EVYBODY!!!!
General | Posted 19 years agolol i moved here because avelacuna has been buggering me to do it. also there are lots of cool artist here that arent on DA.
yes, i'm coming from DA.
( chanticlair.deviantart.com)
i'm going to be moving pics from that gallery here for the first few days so bear with me
avelacuna has been buggering me to do it. also there are lots of cool artist here that arent on DA.yes, i'm coming from DA.
( chanticlair.deviantart.com)
i'm going to be moving pics from that gallery here for the first few days so bear with me
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