I know this might seem a little weird to suddenly post after so long, but I've been mulling it over.

I'm going to be deleting the Daz3D things from my gallery soon. They're old and kind of crappy, and I think I'm gonna put it behind me. Thank you guys for enjoying them for as long as you have. Save whatever you'd like, but within the week I'll be deleting them entirely.

Neat. Shiny and neat. I dig it. I guess they're open or something now.

These are my characters

I'm proud of each and every single one of them.

If you ever want to know more about them, please feel free to message me.


Lawliet - Rat - Archaeology Professor and All-Around Victim
Bahram - Elephant - God of Death
Azimuth - Moose - God of Sun and Revelry
Kaihalulu - Walrus - God of Water and War
Nazjatak - Cobra (with feet) - God of Knowledge and Time
Wahpiya - Stallion - God of Wind and Freedom
Eddie - Walrus - Fisherman and Predator
Joaquin - Clydesdale - Big, Beefy Luchador
Trent - Camel - Macro Nuisance
Bolis - Deer - Hypnotist Beefcake
Nicolaus - Goat - Cleric of Drunken God
Artemis - Dragon - Nicolaus' kid and chubby chaser, also Alchemist
Seigfried - Boar - Barbarian Protector of the Smol
Morgan - Mandrill - All-around Voodoo Asshole.
Drox - Orc - Bounty Hunter/Lewd Jerk
Gavorn - Chimpanzee - Nice primate during the shrinkpocalypse
Munroe - Gorilla - Not Nice primate during the shrinkpocalypse
Cyrus - Birb - Mesmerist from another land. Likes muscular birds
David - Monkey - Yoga Instructor/Superhero probably.
Zephyr - Meerkat - Actual Superhero (Speedster)
Cassie - Wolf - Bodyguard for Kada Usagi
Ranger - Fox - Powers like Mr. Fantastic with less of being an asshole
Brock - Boar - Member of Deadlypreds.com. He'll only do what you ask of him. Just don't tell him to swallow.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a request.

For Christmas, I don't want anything monetary. I don't even want anything for myself.

But please, help out a friend by visiting his page. Give him a watch. He's fantastic at what he does.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/josephcyronder/ And tell him Bolis says hi.

Post an opinion meant to piss people off.

Then remove the ability to leave comments so nobody can argue against your point.

Quick, add me so we can play whenever the fuck

Battlenet ID: Lawliet#11945

Well, fuck.

I was going to invite everyone to a web show I was going to be in this week, but I have to instead tell everyone that Laryngitis is a bitch.

See you guys next week if you'd like to hear me babble about stuff with  dowww21

Yes, I'm on there.

You can find me as everyone's favorite mandrill, Morgan LaFontaine. Have fun~

Yes! It's going to happen!

But not without help. How can you help?

Go here! http://www.gurgletcg.com/

A friend of mine is holding a contest to give away a copy of FALLOUT 4

Just head to the link below and see if you meet the requirements.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7230238/

Would anyone want to watch if I were to stream the game?

Hey, if you wanna go check the thoughts and fun missions of a macro camel, check Trent out at twitter.com/trentthecamel

Are you one of those types to block someone for not roleplaying with you ever? Are you the type of person who adds someone simply for roleplay purposes out of the blue?

I'm not going to be nice about this. Fuck you. If you don't want to simply talk and have a good time, fuck you.

And for the record, your generic-ass name is stupid. Go eat a rotten, decaying dick.


Happy fucking birthday to me.

Eleven years ago, a man came upon a great kingdom, but one that was not his. He admired, even coveted this kingdom. He wanted that power. And so, he took it. He grasped out for that power, he demanded the reputation it brought. However, this power required tribute.

And so it was offered.

Much like alchemy, the required elements were necessary for correct tribute. He did not offer them.

And so, his future kingdom fizzled out before he could create what he wanted. And instead....

http://brutusrat.deviantart.com/gallery/ This fucking gallery came out of it. Laugh at me.

I'm pretty blank on ideas at the moment, but I want to do something with one or more of my models.

Any ideas, anybody?

Hey everyone, Lawliet here.

So lately, my boyfriend has been feeling really down in the dumps. Really upset, really depressed. He's been feeling like he doesn't have much for friends who roleplay nowadays, and I think it might do him some good if I gave a little shoutout.

So if you have skype, please, add the user kadausagi, tell him Lawliet sent you. And yes, he knows about this.

Go ahead. Ask me anything.

So, dear followers.


I've decided that I want to open up commissions for writing. Not the biggest stories in the world, but something tailor-made for you. At the moment, my specialties are in the Warcraft universe, general furry work, and Rule 34 research (my god what am I saying).

If you're interested in a story, come up with a small, basic idea for what you want. From there, we can discuss length, characters, fetishes, etc. just know this:

-I don't write women very well.
-I don't write scat at all.
-I might not know the character, but I'll be dedicated to getting them right for you.

Prices are negotiable, just send me a note. Thank you for your time.

https://funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/own3pg

I'm...not doing so hot. I do my best to hide this, but I'm getting desperate, so here's my story.


A long time ago, when I was 17. I was pressured into going to college. This was the first issue, as I didn't have a goal in mind and was signing off on loans I just didn't want. I did it "so I could have an education" but I knew the main reason was so we could use the loan money to help the house. I didn't want to go. I just...didn't.

Fast forward to the end of the year where I failed out of everything and accomplished nothing.

I've got myself a job and I've been telling myself "No, I don't want to get a credit card." I was throwing out offers every day. They made me sick just looking at them, to the point where I didn't want to look at them.

And then the pressure came. I couldn't help it. I'm going to be PERFECTLY honest right now and come out with it: My mother made me do this. Not for me. For her. It was always about her. She had me buy things I didn't want to buy. She had me getting things for my sister and swearing she'd pay for it.

And now I'm stuck with the debt and her refusal to pay for it.

Now look at me. I'm trying to start a life with my boyfriend, the love of my life, in a home that isn't going to throw us out at the end of the year. I make too much money for them to keep us after august, and all I want is to get rid of these bills. I want to pay them their money and start over. I just want a normal life.

I'm sorry for all of this rambling and complaining. I just feel I have no other options. So if you can...help.

https://funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/own3pg

I won't be posting any of the outcomes until after at LEAST three people have commented with suggestions for the next steps.

THAT WILL BE ALL.

I might be opening a tip jar. Dunno if it hurts at all, but it might help a bit. Get some more models up and running.

I'll admit, the movie wasn't...great. It really wasn't. But when it comes down to it though...

Quvenzhane Wallis fuckin' killed it. I love her to death. She was giving an Oscar-worthy performance in a relatively "Meh" movie. I'd recommend it just because of how absurdly adorable she is.

Take a peek at this link.

Yes, I posted it.

So this is where I work. Yes, his name is Fred.

http://i.imgur.com/8E4dGh1.jpg
http://www.reddit.com/r/fivenightsa....._name_is_fred/

On the 20th I turn 25 years old. Woo hoo.

What should I do for my birthday?

Okay so here we go. I'm sure I'm forgetting something there, so if you have one, please make sure it's here.


I have a lot of stories that I have backed up here, so I'm going to try to make something out of it. Like a list.


the_mortician: Two stories, One with Bahram and one with a Lion.

"The Nompetition" gift story featuring characters from  jeschke's Nom game.

"Marriage Counseling" for  bugwits as a birthday present, featuring my two pandaren characters from WoW.

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These are now from DeadlyPreds

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We have  prowler7 in the process of visiting a new Cobra character I have. It won't be pretty.

We have  shadecerule striking up a friendship with his predator, with some unfortunate ends.

We have  mintmonkey acting as a Frat Party entertainer. Those jocks are not going to be happy.




Please tell me if I missed anything. I'll feel like an ass, but I'll add you to the list.


By the way, these aren't in any particular order.