wat. 1000 watchers? WAT!?
Posted 11 years agoWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
No freaking -way-. I'm blown away by this revelation and want to thank all of you for your being awesome. I wouldn't be doing anything I do without you guys. You've made me one happy rat ^_^
Some exciting news
Posted 11 years agoSo, my boyfriend and I are about to be living together. Coming up in a couple weeks, we're going to be here together and looking for apartments. This is awesome and I couldn't be happier.
The problem though is that I'm probably going to be a little short on money. So if you'd like to get a story from me and offer up a tip, I'd be extremely happy. Anyone whose already been promised a story by me will still be getting one as I've said, and I will not charge for the stories. If you'd like a story, just send me a note and I'll start it up in the order received. If you preciously had a story, you take priority. Let me know!
The problem though is that I'm probably going to be a little short on money. So if you'd like to get a story from me and offer up a tip, I'd be extremely happy. Anyone whose already been promised a story by me will still be getting one as I've said, and I will not charge for the stories. If you'd like a story, just send me a note and I'll start it up in the order received. If you preciously had a story, you take priority. Let me know!
My apologies
Posted 11 years agoIt would appear I panicked without considering my options. Ignore the last journal.
State of emergency
Posted 11 years agoSo, this morning I awoke to the sound of a knock on the door.
When I got up to check it out, I was greeted with a sign from our electric company, saying that I have until Thursday to pay them $600. Wonderful, fucking wonderful indeed. I've been trying to save so I can get my SO to move here with me, and now we're slapped with this thing.
And so, I don't know what to do. I'm stuck. Any advice would be much appreciated.
When I got up to check it out, I was greeted with a sign from our electric company, saying that I have until Thursday to pay them $600. Wonderful, fucking wonderful indeed. I've been trying to save so I can get my SO to move here with me, and now we're slapped with this thing.
And so, I don't know what to do. I'm stuck. Any advice would be much appreciated.
need some quick answers
Posted 11 years agoIf I were to write small, two to three paragraph stories about any of the following characters, whom would your top 3 be? They've got subjects listed next to them
The following stories have absolutely no plot. Even less so than Twilight.
Every single sub-story in this will be brought out separately, with lines signalling when they end.
EVERY STORY WILL FEATURE EITHER VORE OR FOOT FETISH, ENDING WITH THE DEMISE OF THE VIEWER.
Donkey Kong - Feet - Quake, curious Kong
Garrosh Hellscream - Feet - Theramore prisoner
Sam - Feet - Chasing out the rats
Chance Furlong - Feet - Changing back to street clothes
Bowser - Vore - Koopzilla
Sulley - Feet - Under the Desk
Splinter - Feet - Stuck in the Sewers
Ziggs - Vore - Bombs Away
Nasus - Vore - Like the Shifting Sands
Mammoth Mogul - Vore - Eliminating the Threat
Ben Grimm - Feet - Down the Endless Hallway
Larfleeze - Vore - Gluttony at the Buffet
Ratchet - Feet - Good Morning, Lombax
Daxter - Feet - Hey, Loser!
Sven - Vore - Carrots are good for you
Coop - Vore - Slurpee Doom
Cranky Kong - Vore - Potion Master
Kilowog - Vore - Wimpy Poozer
Johnny Worthington - Vore - Chug! Chug! Chug!
Pete - Feet - Fine Print
Dr. Hank McCoy (Beast) - Feet - Accidental experiment
The following stories have absolutely no plot. Even less so than Twilight.
Every single sub-story in this will be brought out separately, with lines signalling when they end.
EVERY STORY WILL FEATURE EITHER VORE OR FOOT FETISH, ENDING WITH THE DEMISE OF THE VIEWER.
Donkey Kong - Feet - Quake, curious Kong
Garrosh Hellscream - Feet - Theramore prisoner
Sam - Feet - Chasing out the rats
Chance Furlong - Feet - Changing back to street clothes
Bowser - Vore - Koopzilla
Sulley - Feet - Under the Desk
Splinter - Feet - Stuck in the Sewers
Ziggs - Vore - Bombs Away
Nasus - Vore - Like the Shifting Sands
Mammoth Mogul - Vore - Eliminating the Threat
Ben Grimm - Feet - Down the Endless Hallway
Larfleeze - Vore - Gluttony at the Buffet
Ratchet - Feet - Good Morning, Lombax
Daxter - Feet - Hey, Loser!
Sven - Vore - Carrots are good for you
Coop - Vore - Slurpee Doom
Cranky Kong - Vore - Potion Master
Kilowog - Vore - Wimpy Poozer
Johnny Worthington - Vore - Chug! Chug! Chug!
Pete - Feet - Fine Print
Dr. Hank McCoy (Beast) - Feet - Accidental experiment
So...Amnesia.
Posted 11 years agoWould anyone like to witness me playing this game? I've been told I make a lot of stupid mistakes and get scared a lot, so I suppose I'd be fun to watch.
Attention, players of WoW.
Posted 11 years agoI'm taking a bit of a risk in doing this, but I figure hey, why not?
Add my battle tag if you ever want to roleplay with me, or just talk to me: brutusrat#1351
I'll add you as soon as you add me. Adios.
Add my battle tag if you ever want to roleplay with me, or just talk to me: brutusrat#1351
I'll add you as soon as you add me. Adios.
So, I need two volunteers...
Posted 11 years agoIn my last update, I mentioned a story series called "The Seven Warlords".
In such, I have five of the Warlords of Draenor being spoken for. The five that are taken are Durotan, Kilrogg, Grom Hellscream, Gul'dan, and Ner'zhul.
This leaves two. The infamous Blackhand, and the vicious Kargath Bladefist.
This is where you come in.
For this, I'm open to suggestions for how to deal with these stories. The rules are as following:
These stories are gay.
Sorry to my female fans, but these will only feature men.
The characters suggested must be player characters from the Warcraft Universe.
Sorry, but standard anthros don't work here, and no other famed characters allowed.
Only certain kinks are allowed.
I won't allow gore, scat, piss, vomit, etc. I lean toward Macro/Micro scenery and foot related activities, but others are welcome and will be considered fairly.
This is all! Leave me a comment here or a note with your suggestion, and I'll get back to you.
In such, I have five of the Warlords of Draenor being spoken for. The five that are taken are Durotan, Kilrogg, Grom Hellscream, Gul'dan, and Ner'zhul.
This leaves two. The infamous Blackhand, and the vicious Kargath Bladefist.
This is where you come in.
For this, I'm open to suggestions for how to deal with these stories. The rules are as following:
These stories are gay.
Sorry to my female fans, but these will only feature men.
The characters suggested must be player characters from the Warcraft Universe.
Sorry, but standard anthros don't work here, and no other famed characters allowed.
Only certain kinks are allowed.
I won't allow gore, scat, piss, vomit, etc. I lean toward Macro/Micro scenery and foot related activities, but others are welcome and will be considered fairly.
This is all! Leave me a comment here or a note with your suggestion, and I'll get back to you.
Stories update.
Posted 11 years agoI'd like to start off by saying a few things. I need to apologize for my lack of focus and assorted failures.
First, to those I spoke to about my multipart series in a hunger games style shrinking tournament. I don't even know if I will ever start this up, as my interest destroyed itself following a brief trip to Hell and back. I might pick this up soon, but I don't know.
Second, to those whose stories I opened requests for. I still have your names written down and are in my queue. I will write these, but my requests are closed for the time being.
Lastly, I should post a list of my queue. Just to give you all an idea as to what is coming up, assuming I don't end up homeless.
These aren't in any particular order.
The Seven Warlords
Seven short stories, featuring characters of friends and other assorted people. Each character will be encountering one of the Seven Orcish Warlords of Draenor. Many kinks involved.
Why do we fight?
A short story about the dangers of Pandaren cooking, and the invading forces finding just how Pandaren deal with exotic danger.
A night at the inn
A dwarf Paladin finds himself in the company of his sworn enemy, but the both of them fall victim to underlying forces...of lust!
Big Ape always watches
An apex runaway is caught and returned to his home planet, to meet his fate at the hands of the infamous Big Ape.
First, to those I spoke to about my multipart series in a hunger games style shrinking tournament. I don't even know if I will ever start this up, as my interest destroyed itself following a brief trip to Hell and back. I might pick this up soon, but I don't know.
Second, to those whose stories I opened requests for. I still have your names written down and are in my queue. I will write these, but my requests are closed for the time being.
Lastly, I should post a list of my queue. Just to give you all an idea as to what is coming up, assuming I don't end up homeless.
These aren't in any particular order.
The Seven Warlords
Seven short stories, featuring characters of friends and other assorted people. Each character will be encountering one of the Seven Orcish Warlords of Draenor. Many kinks involved.
Why do we fight?
A short story about the dangers of Pandaren cooking, and the invading forces finding just how Pandaren deal with exotic danger.
A night at the inn
A dwarf Paladin finds himself in the company of his sworn enemy, but the both of them fall victim to underlying forces...of lust!
Big Ape always watches
An apex runaway is caught and returned to his home planet, to meet his fate at the hands of the infamous Big Ape.
Like WoW? Like feet? Like crushing? Give this a read.
Posted 11 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/12375982/ Seriously. This is an awesome story, give it a read. Favorite it. Watch him!
Hey, F5
Posted 12 years ago
Eccentricities now has a MUCK!
Posted 12 years agoFor those fans of feet, macro/micro, and furs all at once, please do find yourselves over at our new little MUCK, by following this link: http://www.lifeunderfoot.org/muckco.....7028090973.php
Please do join, we love to have new members.
Please do join, we love to have new members.
So, photomanipulations of sorts.
Posted 12 years agoI consistently find myself without motivation or emphasis in my work. That's depressing enough, but on top of such, I find myself without enough material to do stuff with!
So let me begin by saying, I'm looking for help. Help with what exactly?
Photos of chubby men, BIG chubby men, or stock photos of little men, with which I can use to edit pictures. If you find a good one, send me a note with a link. I would very much appreciate it.
So let me begin by saying, I'm looking for help. Help with what exactly?
Photos of chubby men, BIG chubby men, or stock photos of little men, with which I can use to edit pictures. If you find a good one, send me a note with a link. I would very much appreciate it.
Pokemon X/Y friend code and that jazz
Posted 12 years ago1848-1845-0595
Surprise me with friend requests!
Surprise me with friend requests!
Do you like chubby human men doing stuff to shrunken men?
Posted 12 years agoWell, take a look at my gallery over this way on CoiledFist.org!
http://www.coiledfist.org/gallery/ChubbyGiants
And do leave a comment if you would like to see more.
http://www.coiledfist.org/gallery/ChubbyGiants
And do leave a comment if you would like to see more.
So, my week
Posted 12 years agoSo, starting on the 19th:
19th: Boyfriend came into town and I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN MORE LOOOOOVE.
20th: BIRTHDAAAAAY. Got a Donkey Kong game from my sister and some absolutely adorable Keychains with mine and my boyfriend's names on them. He has me, I have him. Great day.
21st: Boyfriend time! We have an amazing day at the mall(s) and we even went to see a movie. Boyfriend is helping me get over my fear of people judging me.
22nd: Another amazing day with the BF. We went to some small places and held hands in public when we could. Late that night, we played Sly Cooper 4!
23rd: Bit of a somber day because it was gonna be the last day he was here. We tried to ignore it, but it kept coming. We played Munchkin and the Warcraft TCG, as well as talked about important stuff like him moving here permanently.
24th: Woke up sad, Drove to the airport sad, and then cried for two hours after he flew off to Texasland. I guess that means I love him. <3
19th: Boyfriend came into town and I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN MORE LOOOOOVE.
20th: BIRTHDAAAAAY. Got a Donkey Kong game from my sister and some absolutely adorable Keychains with mine and my boyfriend's names on them. He has me, I have him. Great day.
21st: Boyfriend time! We have an amazing day at the mall(s) and we even went to see a movie. Boyfriend is helping me get over my fear of people judging me.
22nd: Another amazing day with the BF. We went to some small places and held hands in public when we could. Late that night, we played Sly Cooper 4!
23rd: Bit of a somber day because it was gonna be the last day he was here. We tried to ignore it, but it kept coming. We played Munchkin and the Warcraft TCG, as well as talked about important stuff like him moving here permanently.
24th: Woke up sad, Drove to the airport sad, and then cried for two hours after he flew off to Texasland. I guess that means I love him. <3
Some stuff I thought about while FA was down
Posted 12 years agoDuring the downtime, I found myself thinking of several different things and actually listening to music for once. I even got myself back on WoW after a hiatus. Here's a brief summary of things I thought about and envisioned:
1) I made a female roleplay character for the first time. Pandaren woman.
2) While listening to the radio, I found that I really like Billy Joel's version of "New York State of Mind"
3) I really want to see a picture (or animation) of Dodger from Oliver & Company singing the above song, in a suit and on stage at a club.
4) I'm constantly forgetting what I'm supposed to put for #4 spots.
5) I never really gave a lot of movies a chance, and I found out that there was a reason for that >:\ A lot of movies suck.
1) I made a female roleplay character for the first time. Pandaren woman.
2) While listening to the radio, I found that I really like Billy Joel's version of "New York State of Mind"
3) I really want to see a picture (or animation) of Dodger from Oliver & Company singing the above song, in a suit and on stage at a club.
4) I'm constantly forgetting what I'm supposed to put for #4 spots.
5) I never really gave a lot of movies a chance, and I found out that there was a reason for that >:\ A lot of movies suck.
Drox Zalbruk
Posted 12 years agoSomething I whipped up really fast for the Orc fella people like.
Standing at nearly ten feet tall and made of nearly 100% muscle, Drox Zalbruk is an imposing Orc whom seems to emanate violence. He's clad in leather and is often seen with a gun strapped to his thigh, looking like a custom-built weapon made from a flare gun and a revolver. He calls it a Handcannon, but it's exact use is never truly known until used upon a victim. No witnesses have ever come forth to attest to what his weapon can do.
Drox is usually seen wearing heavy leather boots and fingerless leather gloves, as well as an open vest to cover his broad chest. His legs are covered by tight leather pants, wrapped firmly around his bulging leg muscles. He has a thick beard that comes up to his sideburns, and has short, unkempt hair adorning his head. His piercing red gaze tends to mark someone he plans to bed, and are often seen glowing slightly in a dark pub...
Name: Drox Zalbruk
Age: 38
Height: 9'4"
Occupation: None
Role: Dominant
Species: Orc
Standing at nearly ten feet tall and made of nearly 100% muscle, Drox Zalbruk is an imposing Orc whom seems to emanate violence. He's clad in leather and is often seen with a gun strapped to his thigh, looking like a custom-built weapon made from a flare gun and a revolver. He calls it a Handcannon, but it's exact use is never truly known until used upon a victim. No witnesses have ever come forth to attest to what his weapon can do.
Drox is usually seen wearing heavy leather boots and fingerless leather gloves, as well as an open vest to cover his broad chest. His legs are covered by tight leather pants, wrapped firmly around his bulging leg muscles. He has a thick beard that comes up to his sideburns, and has short, unkempt hair adorning his head. His piercing red gaze tends to mark someone he plans to bed, and are often seen glowing slightly in a dark pub...
Name: Drox Zalbruk
Age: 38
Height: 9'4"
Occupation: None
Role: Dominant
Species: Orc
Gauging interest
Posted 12 years agoLately, I've been finding myself with my notebooks in hand, creating characters left and right for use in oneshot stories. But, despite this, I cannot find myself ever motivated to choose one. And so here, I'd like to see which of these characters gains the most interest. Below, I'll be posting brief descriptions of these characters. Please leave a comment with the character's name so i can actually get some form of popularity gauge.
"Keith Morgan"
Keith is a Walrus, and a bit of a psychopath. He has a large camera that can shrink people with a flash, and often uses this to eat people he disagrees with. Has a tendency to get super cuddly with people he likes, despite wanting to eat them too.
"David"
A monkey character I never truly fleshed out except with the BF. He's a tender at a bar where the tenders wear a collar that controls their size. Each table is linked to a server, and the patrons can use a slide bar to determine the tender's size.
"Unnamed Orc Character #544645875686"
I hadn't really thought this fellow out, but something stuck with me: An orc in leather biker gear is super hot. He frequents as many bars as he can, looking for someone he can fuck til they can't walk anymore, and usually finds a way to humiliate someone dominant. (This usually involves some form of mental subversion and making that person thoroughly lick his soles until they can't taste anything else.)
"Matt"
Literally no backstory here. Matt is a Beaver, and a musician. He shrinks groupies and swallows them whole.
"Keith Morgan"
Keith is a Walrus, and a bit of a psychopath. He has a large camera that can shrink people with a flash, and often uses this to eat people he disagrees with. Has a tendency to get super cuddly with people he likes, despite wanting to eat them too.
"David"
A monkey character I never truly fleshed out except with the BF. He's a tender at a bar where the tenders wear a collar that controls their size. Each table is linked to a server, and the patrons can use a slide bar to determine the tender's size.
"Unnamed Orc Character #544645875686"
I hadn't really thought this fellow out, but something stuck with me: An orc in leather biker gear is super hot. He frequents as many bars as he can, looking for someone he can fuck til they can't walk anymore, and usually finds a way to humiliate someone dominant. (This usually involves some form of mental subversion and making that person thoroughly lick his soles until they can't taste anything else.)
"Matt"
Literally no backstory here. Matt is a Beaver, and a musician. He shrinks groupies and swallows them whole.
is it really August?
Posted 12 years agoDamn. I turn 24 next month.
hey guise
Posted 12 years agoWhat's Attack on Titan?
Story Requests
Posted 12 years agoAlright, since I'm updating this from work, I'll keep it short for the time being.
Many of you may know that I recently opened up requests upon mini-stories, roughly four to five paragraphs at once.
These are still open, and I'll be trying to work on them in a timely manner. I'll even put up a list soon to reflect who happens to be on my list.
For those whom don't have their own idea, I do have a list of characters available for many services. I have:
Boar
Elephant
Horse
Rhino
Orc
Troll
Gorilla
Hippo
Bull
Water buffalo
Stag
And any of them can be used for the following services:
Footjob
Oral
Anal
Shrinking
Growth
Domination and submission
THE FOLLOWING WILL RESULT IN DEATH OF A CHARACTER
Vore
Crushing
I also accept characters from popular media (NO PONIES. YOU ASK ME TO DO PONY SHIT AND I'LL WRITE YOU BEING DISEMBOWELED BY AN OLD LADY)
Many of you may know that I recently opened up requests upon mini-stories, roughly four to five paragraphs at once.
These are still open, and I'll be trying to work on them in a timely manner. I'll even put up a list soon to reflect who happens to be on my list.
For those whom don't have their own idea, I do have a list of characters available for many services. I have:
Boar
Elephant
Horse
Rhino
Orc
Troll
Gorilla
Hippo
Bull
Water buffalo
Stag
And any of them can be used for the following services:
Footjob
Oral
Anal
Shrinking
Growth
Domination and submission
THE FOLLOWING WILL RESULT IN DEATH OF A CHARACTER
Vore
Crushing
I also accept characters from popular media (NO PONIES. YOU ASK ME TO DO PONY SHIT AND I'LL WRITE YOU BEING DISEMBOWELED BY AN OLD LADY)
News Redux
Posted 12 years agoOkay, so...
I'm skeptical of this so far, but I would like to gauge some form of interest.
Lately, I've been finding myself loving to write, just nonstop for an hour or two. That said, I get burnt out when writing for myself.
And so, I would like to see if people would be interested in making quests for stories that are roughly four to five paragraphs each, really just being smut.
If you say yes, keep in mind that there are things I will not write about:
Musk
Scat
Gore
Watersports
Females
Hyper
Skinny fellas
If you want one of MY characters, I would be more than happy to oblige. Just tell me what you want to see via note! Or comment here!
I'm skeptical of this so far, but I would like to gauge some form of interest.
Lately, I've been finding myself loving to write, just nonstop for an hour or two. That said, I get burnt out when writing for myself.
And so, I would like to see if people would be interested in making quests for stories that are roughly four to five paragraphs each, really just being smut.
If you say yes, keep in mind that there are things I will not write about:
Musk
Scat
Gore
Watersports
Females
Hyper
Skinny fellas
If you want one of MY characters, I would be more than happy to oblige. Just tell me what you want to see via note! Or comment here!
Some news and stuff
Posted 12 years agoSo, until further notice, my story featuring my gorilla has been put on hold. Needless crap caused me to abandon the idea for the time being, so I apologize.
In other news, however, I've decided to open up some minor requests in a way. I'll try to fill this in a bit more, but they'll essentially be about three or four paragraph mini stories, featuring a number of kinks and characters. Also open to rule 34. More to come later, or ask me for details.
In other news, however, I've decided to open up some minor requests in a way. I'll try to fill this in a bit more, but they'll essentially be about three or four paragraph mini stories, featuring a number of kinks and characters. Also open to rule 34. More to come later, or ask me for details.
ALRIGHT, FUCK IT
Posted 12 years agoI made this in high school. Freshman year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqgBCdQgPwE
Don't laugh too hard. I'm Little Timmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqgBCdQgPwE
Don't laugh too hard. I'm Little Timmy.