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Posted 13 years agohttp://www.f-list.net/c/ulrich%20bloodgod/
Look at his gallery and tell me what I should think. I wouldn't be so offended by this if it wasn't for the MANY kinks that he has that I certainly do NOT share.
Look at his gallery and tell me what I should think. I wouldn't be so offended by this if it wasn't for the MANY kinks that he has that I certainly do NOT share.
Many ideas
Posted 13 years agoAs I've been thinking for quite a while, I have yet to decide upon an actual THEME for myself. I've simply been naked. I feel as though this has to change, and immediately. That being said, I would like to gather opinions on this matter. Leave a comment to state your choice, even if it isn't listed here.
Egyptian theme
Aztec theme
Theme similar to the stone giants from Shadow of the Colossus
Voodoo theme
Japanese theme
Whatever theme you like, just leave a comment.
Egyptian theme
Aztec theme
Theme similar to the stone giants from Shadow of the Colossus
Voodoo theme
Japanese theme
Whatever theme you like, just leave a comment.
Despite all of my power...
Posted 13 years agoThere too, is someone I consider a God. If It were not for this person, I would not have the type of power I have.
This person, this God, is none other than
drkkaiser
Thank him, my followers, for granting me the permissions to take on worshippers of my own.
This person, this God, is none other than
drkkaiserThank him, my followers, for granting me the permissions to take on worshippers of my own.
On a more personal level...
Posted 13 years ago1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Trent
2. How tall are you?
5'6"
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown
3. What about eye color?
Hazel
4. What orientation are you?
Gay
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken <3
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Study ancient civilizations, read, and play games
7. What's your job?
MMK Sectionhead.
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My Hawaiian heritage
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Short
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Awkward vocabulary
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
No preferred religion. Just being a decent person.
12. Do you drink?
Rarely
13. Do you smoke?
Negative
14. What are your fears?
The unknown things in the dark, and deep water
15. What are your dreams/goals?
To become a history teacher or a museum curator.
16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes?
17. Who's your best bud?
Er...
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Shrimp, usually.
19. Favorite drink?
Coconut rum, in an actual coconut.
20. Favorite color?
Emerald.
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Manipulation of Water.
22. Favorite movie?
Beauty & The Beast, or Gandhi.
23. Least favorite food?
Black licorice.
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Home-made, Stone-baked pizza.
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Does an old Canoe count?
26. Most disliked bug?
Bug: Flies. Arachnid: ALL OF THEM.
27. Biggest pet peeves?
People who use text speak all of the time, and People that refuse to learn (I.E. Religious nuts.)
28. Dislike in life?
The christian lady down the street.
29. Most annoying?
Those who use circular logic.
30. Most disliked TV show?
WHERE DO I BEGIN? Any soap opera.
Trent
2. How tall are you?
5'6"
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown
3. What about eye color?
Hazel
4. What orientation are you?
Gay
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken <3
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Study ancient civilizations, read, and play games
7. What's your job?
MMK Sectionhead.
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My Hawaiian heritage
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Short
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Awkward vocabulary
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
No preferred religion. Just being a decent person.
12. Do you drink?
Rarely
13. Do you smoke?
Negative
14. What are your fears?
The unknown things in the dark, and deep water
15. What are your dreams/goals?
To become a history teacher or a museum curator.
16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes?
17. Who's your best bud?
Er...
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Shrimp, usually.
19. Favorite drink?
Coconut rum, in an actual coconut.
20. Favorite color?
Emerald.
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Manipulation of Water.
22. Favorite movie?
Beauty & The Beast, or Gandhi.
23. Least favorite food?
Black licorice.
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Home-made, Stone-baked pizza.
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Does an old Canoe count?
26. Most disliked bug?
Bug: Flies. Arachnid: ALL OF THEM.
27. Biggest pet peeves?
People who use text speak all of the time, and People that refuse to learn (I.E. Religious nuts.)
28. Dislike in life?
The christian lady down the street.
29. Most annoying?
Those who use circular logic.
30. Most disliked TV show?
WHERE DO I BEGIN? Any soap opera.
Are you a writer and fan of the Sam and Max series?
Posted 13 years agoIt's high time...
Posted 13 years agoThat I pick up a weapon, and other assorted gear. I may be a God, but I do prefer the imagery of a weapon and armor.
That being said, I am open to suggestions as to what I should be wearing and wielding.
That being said, I am open to suggestions as to what I should be wearing and wielding.
A question for bugs
Posted 13 years agoDo you prefer myself as a giant, or yourselves as shrunken down?
Looking for followers
Posted 13 years agoAs many of you have noticed, I have recently undergone a transformation.
With the assistance of my first and foremost worshipper,
arnavon, I have become something of a Godlike creature. As such, I am looking for some more followers. If you are to become a follower of Bahram (myself), you must note me. I will be listing my followers here.
To get in my good graces, I do love to roleplay.
With the assistance of my first and foremost worshipper,
arnavon, I have become something of a Godlike creature. As such, I am looking for some more followers. If you are to become a follower of Bahram (myself), you must note me. I will be listing my followers here.To get in my good graces, I do love to roleplay.
Oh hey, over there.
Posted 13 years ago
macromonkeykingLe happy sigh
Posted 13 years agoJust got back from watching Beauty & The Beast in theaters. I don't care if I own four copies of it in different formats, and nor do I care that this is a cheap money-grab by Disney. I fucking love this movie to death, and will WILLINGLY WATCH IT FOUR MORE TIMES WITHIN THIS WEEK.
Also, fuck off, Belle.
Also, fuck off, Belle.
shit...
Posted 13 years agoOur puppy is sick. We need to take her to the vet, but my mother is worried about the bills.
Guess it's time for me to bite the bullet.
Guess it's time for me to bite the bullet.
Fixed and Confused
Posted 13 years agoFixed my computer. BIOS is a wonderful bitch.
Unrelated, but how big is Bowser supposed to be, exactly? I can live with his Sunshine size.
Unrelated, but how big is Bowser supposed to be, exactly? I can live with his Sunshine size.
catastrophic news
Posted 13 years agoMy computer has been obliterated by a Damn virus. I....I lost my daz3D and all my models.... Help me ;-;
Join my RP fighting league NOW!
Posted 13 years agoI'm putting together a roleplaying fighting league, featuring a lot of foot, vore, and macro scenarios, all put into a Street Fighter-esque style fight. All I wanna see right now are people making some characters. Sounds fair, right? :D
Make them in this style!
Name: Peter Burnside
Age: 38
Species: Elephant
Height: 9'4"
Weight: 735 Lbs.
Occupation: Sous Chef
Fighting style: Goju-Ryu Karate
Appearance #1: In his standard outfit, he has a very stereotypical outfit for a big guy in New York City. He wears a newsboy cap atop his head, with prominent tusks sticking out from the front of his face. His chest is covered by a tight tank-top, with suspenders over his shoulders. His bottom half is covered by jeans, his feet wrapped in thick work boots. His hands have fighting gloves on them, fingerless.
Appearance #2: His second outfit is an homage to his fighting style. His hat is removed from his head, and his chest is bare, save for a set of prayer beads wrapped over his chest, from his shoulder. His bottom half has traditional Gi pants, torn slightly by his size. Unlike his first costume, his feet are bare in this costume, his feet resembling those of a human, but much larger and broader. A small cloth is draped over one shoulder.
Super Combo #1: Peter will charge his opponent, slamming his gut into them. This will knock them to the ground. While downed, he will deliver three punches to their chest, and a stomp to their gut, topped off with a body slam, dropping his gut directly on their body at high speed. Missing the initial thrust will cause him to fall flat on his face.
Super Combo #2: Focusing his energy and making it flare, he rushes forward toward his opponent. If he hits them with his initial punch, he will knock them backward, charging in for a second punch. Jumping forward and throwing his punch, he will actually shrink himself down within an instant, bringing him to a mere inch tall. His body will be moving just as fast as his punch was, his punch striking the enemy directly in the throat, dealing massive damage before he grows right back. If this punch is countered, Peter will be rapidly reduced to two feet tall for the remainder of the fight, and disabling all of his abilities.
Ultimate Attack: Peter's ultimate attack can only be used if he's attacked by an opponent who is using a special attack. He will block the attack and shove them backward, focusing his energy into his hand, making a powerful swing at the target. Instead of landing the punch, he will then prod his finger directly into their forehead, making their entire body glow blue. The enemy will then fall backward, all projectiles disabled. If the opponent would be knocked out by this, a special scene will be played out. The opponent will get up after falling backward, only to realize they've lost enough energy to have shrunk down to barely an inch. The camera will then pan up suddenly to reveal Peter, slamming his fist down onto the opponent, followed by the official knockout. NOTE: In his secondary costume, he will use his bare foot instead of his fist, and the opponent's body will not be visible on the victory screen.
Make them in this style!
Name: Peter Burnside
Age: 38
Species: Elephant
Height: 9'4"
Weight: 735 Lbs.
Occupation: Sous Chef
Fighting style: Goju-Ryu Karate
Appearance #1: In his standard outfit, he has a very stereotypical outfit for a big guy in New York City. He wears a newsboy cap atop his head, with prominent tusks sticking out from the front of his face. His chest is covered by a tight tank-top, with suspenders over his shoulders. His bottom half is covered by jeans, his feet wrapped in thick work boots. His hands have fighting gloves on them, fingerless.
Appearance #2: His second outfit is an homage to his fighting style. His hat is removed from his head, and his chest is bare, save for a set of prayer beads wrapped over his chest, from his shoulder. His bottom half has traditional Gi pants, torn slightly by his size. Unlike his first costume, his feet are bare in this costume, his feet resembling those of a human, but much larger and broader. A small cloth is draped over one shoulder.
Super Combo #1: Peter will charge his opponent, slamming his gut into them. This will knock them to the ground. While downed, he will deliver three punches to their chest, and a stomp to their gut, topped off with a body slam, dropping his gut directly on their body at high speed. Missing the initial thrust will cause him to fall flat on his face.
Super Combo #2: Focusing his energy and making it flare, he rushes forward toward his opponent. If he hits them with his initial punch, he will knock them backward, charging in for a second punch. Jumping forward and throwing his punch, he will actually shrink himself down within an instant, bringing him to a mere inch tall. His body will be moving just as fast as his punch was, his punch striking the enemy directly in the throat, dealing massive damage before he grows right back. If this punch is countered, Peter will be rapidly reduced to two feet tall for the remainder of the fight, and disabling all of his abilities.
Ultimate Attack: Peter's ultimate attack can only be used if he's attacked by an opponent who is using a special attack. He will block the attack and shove them backward, focusing his energy into his hand, making a powerful swing at the target. Instead of landing the punch, he will then prod his finger directly into their forehead, making their entire body glow blue. The enemy will then fall backward, all projectiles disabled. If the opponent would be knocked out by this, a special scene will be played out. The opponent will get up after falling backward, only to realize they've lost enough energy to have shrunk down to barely an inch. The camera will then pan up suddenly to reveal Peter, slamming his fist down onto the opponent, followed by the official knockout. NOTE: In his secondary costume, he will use his bare foot instead of his fist, and the opponent's body will not be visible on the victory screen.
All i want for Christmas.
Posted 13 years agoIs a group of micros. Any volunteers for a group Roleplay? Can't guarantee everyone will aurvive the ordeal. Us walruses have big feet and big appetites. Both for sex and for food.
Work venting.
Posted 14 years agoOkay, I'm not afraid to admit I only know one language fluently enough to speak it. However, before you judge me on that, I do know small pieces of many different languages, including Spanish, Italian, French, Japanese, and other assorted things. Not a lot, just enough to understand key things.
That being said, I also don't mind finding someone who doesn't speak English at all. I understand it's hard to learn a new language.
What I hate, more than anything, are people that move to a country that is known for speaking one language and gets mad at them for not speaking their language.
This is like ME getting mad at someone in Japan for not speaking English. Or a Japanese-speaking person getting mad at someone in Spain for not speaking Japanese.
If you speak a language that I don't understand, that's fine! If you're going to try to communicate, that's also fine! Just DO NOT GET MAD AT ME WHEN I CAN'T SPEAK IT. And don't go insulting me in whatever language you speak. Just because I can't speak it doesn't mean I can't understand you.
That being said, I also don't mind finding someone who doesn't speak English at all. I understand it's hard to learn a new language.
What I hate, more than anything, are people that move to a country that is known for speaking one language and gets mad at them for not speaking their language.
This is like ME getting mad at someone in Japan for not speaking English. Or a Japanese-speaking person getting mad at someone in Spain for not speaking Japanese.
If you speak a language that I don't understand, that's fine! If you're going to try to communicate, that's also fine! Just DO NOT GET MAD AT ME WHEN I CAN'T SPEAK IT. And don't go insulting me in whatever language you speak. Just because I can't speak it doesn't mean I can't understand you.
Who wants to sex up a Walrus?
Posted 14 years agoIgnore this post
Posted 14 years agoIt's just a place I'll be keeping a description of my rat character.
Normally clad in a business-casual wear, this rat was far from what his species led on. A kind smile was spread across his muzzle, his strangely bright green eyes seemingly inable to hold focus on anything; Not that he wasn't interested.
His attire was semi-formal, a white button-up shirt with rolled up sleeves, a black pinstripe vest, and a silvery grey tie.
Beneath his clothing he had a lighter grey coat of fur, normally ragged and unkept around his elbows and other joints. A prominent tuft of fur adorned his chin, sticking out like a small goatee.
His pants were most commonly black slacks, fitted to drape slightly down over his feet, which were usually bare, with the exception of when he would be required to wear them, and even then, he despised it. Occasionally he wore a belt, but only for formal occasions.
His feet appeared human, with the exception of the grey coat of fur, and white clawtips on each toe. He had footpads, one on each toe, and one larger one that covered the ball of his foot. His feet, compared to the rest of him, were surprisingly well groomed, cleaned vigorously with several types of fur cleaner, and each pad was individually moisturized with at least three different moisturizers.
By the time you had taken off of this in, the rat would be staring directly at you from behind the counter of his little "Pawn Shop", where he sells many ordinary goods, but for the special customer, he sold...."specialty goods".
His most common customer's name will be kept from public records, but the most bought item's name is "Shrinking Potion".
One phrase is heard as he speaks to you. "Can I help you, sir? Maybe I can interest you in a drink? Or perhaps...interest you in having ME take a drink?" He smiles, waiting for you to respond.
Normally clad in a business-casual wear, this rat was far from what his species led on. A kind smile was spread across his muzzle, his strangely bright green eyes seemingly inable to hold focus on anything; Not that he wasn't interested.
His attire was semi-formal, a white button-up shirt with rolled up sleeves, a black pinstripe vest, and a silvery grey tie.
Beneath his clothing he had a lighter grey coat of fur, normally ragged and unkept around his elbows and other joints. A prominent tuft of fur adorned his chin, sticking out like a small goatee.
His pants were most commonly black slacks, fitted to drape slightly down over his feet, which were usually bare, with the exception of when he would be required to wear them, and even then, he despised it. Occasionally he wore a belt, but only for formal occasions.
His feet appeared human, with the exception of the grey coat of fur, and white clawtips on each toe. He had footpads, one on each toe, and one larger one that covered the ball of his foot. His feet, compared to the rest of him, were surprisingly well groomed, cleaned vigorously with several types of fur cleaner, and each pad was individually moisturized with at least three different moisturizers.
By the time you had taken off of this in, the rat would be staring directly at you from behind the counter of his little "Pawn Shop", where he sells many ordinary goods, but for the special customer, he sold...."specialty goods".
His most common customer's name will be kept from public records, but the most bought item's name is "Shrinking Potion".
One phrase is heard as he speaks to you. "Can I help you, sir? Maybe I can interest you in a drink? Or perhaps...interest you in having ME take a drink?" He smiles, waiting for you to respond.
AURGH DAMMIT
Posted 14 years agoCalling all artists.
Posted 14 years agoI've recently come into a better paycheck than usual, and so I'm looking for someone to do a little Ref sheet for my new fursona, The Walrus (Still named Lawliet). Send me a message with prices if you're up to the challenge!
F5 for new species! :D
Posted 14 years agoGoo goo g'joob.
Making a big choice
Posted 14 years agoI'm going to chance my fursona. That will be that.
But as for what to...? I've got three choices I'd like to hear feedback on.
Beaver
Walrus
Elephant
I will be changing to one of these before the day is through. Send me comments on these.
(PS. I'll be looking for an artist to do a new avatar for me when this is over.)
But as for what to...? I've got three choices I'd like to hear feedback on.
Beaver
Walrus
Elephant
I will be changing to one of these before the day is through. Send me comments on these.
(PS. I'll be looking for an artist to do a new avatar for me when this is over.)
Roleplays? >:3
Posted 14 years agoHere's the scoop. I have a fixation on Orcs, Trolls, and Goblins from WoW. Love em. All of em. (Men, at least)
I wanna do a roleplay with someone where they've found some magic means of shrinking someone (Voodoo, Mage Magic, Technology), and wanna test it out on someone. Namely me.
Look through my gallery to see what I like in this case, and if you're interested, drop me a comment, note, whatever. Toodles!
Also, Find me on WoW! Wyrmrest Accord (US), Fezzikk is the name, Horde side. Rockwood, Alliance.
TOODLES!
I wanna do a roleplay with someone where they've found some magic means of shrinking someone (Voodoo, Mage Magic, Technology), and wanna test it out on someone. Namely me.
Look through my gallery to see what I like in this case, and if you're interested, drop me a comment, note, whatever. Toodles!
Also, Find me on WoW! Wyrmrest Accord (US), Fezzikk is the name, Horde side. Rockwood, Alliance.
TOODLES!
I really...
Posted 14 years agoNeed to get off my ass and do something.
Ranting out of hatred.
Posted 14 years agoI have a number of points that I will be covering here in these next few paragraphs.
This is horribly out of character for me, but I feel it's necessary to get this off my chest.
First topic: Customers in a store.
I hate you if: You park your damn car in employee parking. You stop your cart in the middle of an aisle (sideways, and you're halfway down the damn aisle.). You ask someone a question and tell them they're wrong when they give you an answer when you don't like. When you ask if we have Straight Talk phones at KROGER. You walk up and interrupt another customer because you're too stupid to look for five minutes. You throw a tantrum because you want to return your OPENED VIDEO GAME because you didn't like it. You don't read the return policy.
URGH.
Second topic.
My birthday happened recently, and I had a quite fun day thanks to everyone. <3 That said, my aunt called me and said happy birthday, and so I thought it was sweet. My mother, on the other hand, goes ballistic at the fact that they didn't give me anything for my birthday. I didn't care, but of course she says (AND I FUCKING QUOTE) "I don't care that you don't care, that isn't the point. They didn't get you anything and that pisses me off." I am about to explode with rage at this woman.
This is horribly out of character for me, but I feel it's necessary to get this off my chest.
First topic: Customers in a store.
I hate you if: You park your damn car in employee parking. You stop your cart in the middle of an aisle (sideways, and you're halfway down the damn aisle.). You ask someone a question and tell them they're wrong when they give you an answer when you don't like. When you ask if we have Straight Talk phones at KROGER. You walk up and interrupt another customer because you're too stupid to look for five minutes. You throw a tantrum because you want to return your OPENED VIDEO GAME because you didn't like it. You don't read the return policy.
URGH.
Second topic.
My birthday happened recently, and I had a quite fun day thanks to everyone. <3 That said, my aunt called me and said happy birthday, and so I thought it was sweet. My mother, on the other hand, goes ballistic at the fact that they didn't give me anything for my birthday. I didn't care, but of course she says (AND I FUCKING QUOTE) "I don't care that you don't care, that isn't the point. They didn't get you anything and that pisses me off." I am about to explode with rage at this woman.
