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Posted 17 years agoThrough out my teenaged years (From the time I was 14?), actor Crispin Glover has been one of my artistic inspirations and just one of my favourite actors. Well...
For my 19th birthday (well, it's going to be the day AFTER my birthday, but I digress) I will get to meet Crispin Glover. I am so incredibly excited.
I'm going to an event in Toronto that he is holding, which is a screening of his film "What Is It?", his slide show presentation "Crispin Hellion Glover's Big Slide Show", a Question and Answer seminar and a book signing.I'm going with Trevor if all works out alright, and my mum is paying for the gas for us to go. I think it's really kind of Trevor to offer to go with me/drive. It'll be an awesome day out with Trev, and all over, just yay!
You don't even know how excited I am. Here's hoping it goes as amazingly as I'm hoping it will. =D
C'mon May 1st/May 2nd. Get here soon!
Although this is posted on all of my blogs, this part is a furaffinity exclusive:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
For my 19th birthday (well, it's going to be the day AFTER my birthday, but I digress) I will get to meet Crispin Glover. I am so incredibly excited.
I'm going to an event in Toronto that he is holding, which is a screening of his film "What Is It?", his slide show presentation "Crispin Hellion Glover's Big Slide Show", a Question and Answer seminar and a book signing.I'm going with Trevor if all works out alright, and my mum is paying for the gas for us to go. I think it's really kind of Trevor to offer to go with me/drive. It'll be an awesome day out with Trev, and all over, just yay!
You don't even know how excited I am. Here's hoping it goes as amazingly as I'm hoping it will. =D
C'mon May 1st/May 2nd. Get here soon!
Although this is posted on all of my blogs, this part is a furaffinity exclusive:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
So Stay In Love...
Posted 17 years agoI studied books, I studied us. I studied you in photographs.
Species Does Not Dictate...
Posted 17 years ago...Species does not dictate behaviour. Yaaay. Stoled from 
Crimson-Apocalypse
Your character's species: Wox (Wolf-Fox mixed breed)
If your fursona/avatar:
was:
a general airborne species: Eagle...NUCLEAR EAGLE!
a general aquatic species: Beta Fish
a general invertebrate: I...don't know?
an amphibian: Tree frog! I like tree frogs.
a bird: NUCLEAR EAGLE GODDAMNIT!
a canine: Husky!
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Jackal
a dinosaur: I....don't know.
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Binturong
a feline: KITTEH!
an insect/arachnid: Butterfly
a marsupial: Koala
a microoganism: Paramecium
a mythical species: Hmmn...nuclear unicorn? Manticore maybe. Or a hell demon!
a primate: Lemur
a reptile: Komodo Dragon
a rodent or lagomorph: Rat!!!!!!!
an ungulate: Deer!
a mammal in a group not listed above: Sabretooth Tiger
- Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
Everybody else...who reads this can do this if they like.
Crimson-ApocalypseYour character's species: Wox (Wolf-Fox mixed breed)
If your fursona/avatar:
was:
a general airborne species: Eagle...NUCLEAR EAGLE!
a general aquatic species: Beta Fish
a general invertebrate: I...don't know?
an amphibian: Tree frog! I like tree frogs.
a bird: NUCLEAR EAGLE GODDAMNIT!
a canine: Husky!
a caniform carnivore (excluding canines): Jackal
a dinosaur: I....don't know.
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): Binturong
a feline: KITTEH!
an insect/arachnid: Butterfly
a marsupial: Koala
a microoganism: Paramecium
a mythical species: Hmmn...nuclear unicorn? Manticore maybe. Or a hell demon!
a primate: Lemur
a reptile: Komodo Dragon
a rodent or lagomorph: Rat!!!!!!!
an ungulate: Deer!
a mammal in a group not listed above: Sabretooth Tiger
- Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
Everybody else...who reads this can do this if they like.
Weirdest Dream I Have Ever Had
Posted 17 years agoThis, I can confidently call the weirdest dream I have ever had in my life...it reads almost more like a bad LSD trip, since it's so strange. Kinda long, but it gets weirder the further into it you go... Also, for some reason, my friend Amanda ( fallofreason on LJ )from University (Swartzy, that's you!) is in it.
---
In it, Amanda from university was my sister, and we lived with parents that are neither of ours in real life. We went for a walk in the woods that were out back of our house, and it was a really foggy/misty day. We must have been walking for an hour or so and we came upon this abandoned house in the middle of the woods. It looked like a small cottage to begin with, but it really isn't.
We went in it to explore, and I guess Amanda fell in love with it. The entrance and first half of the first floor seemed to be in the shape that an abandoned house would be in, and very old world cottagey. Amanda called our parents and had them come, and explained that she loved it, and wanted to live there. The further we went into the house the better condition it was.
There was a bathroom with this ridiculously huge/luxurious looking bathtub, which had been left full of water for a long time, so it had algae and stuff in it. And a skull. Outside of that room, there was like a living room that surrounded the bathroom, and from the windows we could see this huge backyard, which was beautiful. There were things called "owl trees", which had white and blue Christmas lights that came on automatically at night.
We found two alligators in the house, two small ones, so we put them outside through the windows, but I guess they had vocal chords or something, because they made this humming sound, that I swore sometimes I heard words out of them.
But there was a large bedroom on this floor, and a tiny one that lead to stairs. Some of the doorways were made too small for me to go through, so I'd have to cut through the living room to get to the stairs.
The second floor was carpeted in a beautiful cream coloured carpet and in better condition. It had a landing which had more bedrooms (two or three) and then another room that had a large couch, a loveseat and a fainting couch, a dinner table with two chairs, this huge, glass encased fireplace, and stairs carpeted in a caramel coloured carpet that lead up to the next floor. Amanda began going up the stairs, and I noticed a door at the other side of the room, so I went to check it out and it was this huge study/library-like room.
The next two floors up were all bedrooms, a toy room and a rec room. In a few of the bedrooms there were a few people there, sleeping in the rooms. Weird people, one who would only communicate through a creepy sock puppet with tiny, real teeth, a woman who had so many different hair extensions, one who slept with a computer chair in the middle of her bed, etc.
This broke our hearts, because it was technically their place.Well, they woke up, and found us, and the woman with the puppet started talking threateningly to me with her puppet, and I was trying to explain how theoretically, some people live on $600 a month, and if we bought the house, but they still lived there and paid ridiculously low rent, it would hardly even effect that.
We somehow convinced them to go into town to we could figure it out at the bank. I was walking into town by myself, and I ran into a guy who was filming a tv show, and ended up walking with him, into an airport/mall, where we raced to see who could get to the washrooms first. The public washrooms were small and ridiculously cramped.
Once I used the washroom, I walked out of the door and I was in the bank with everything, and negotiations were going really poorly. I went outside for a smoke, which put me on Colborne St. in Brantford, near the University (because in the dream I smoked, wtf?) and my uncle (who held a very close resemblence to David Caruso...wtf?) was just pulling up outside of the bank.
He got out of his car, and began writing a cheque. He explained he was going to buy the house FOR us and we could kick out the tennants or whatever. I went in, and told Amanda, and we were about to tell everybody when I woke up.
And I woke up highly confused.
---
In it, Amanda from university was my sister, and we lived with parents that are neither of ours in real life. We went for a walk in the woods that were out back of our house, and it was a really foggy/misty day. We must have been walking for an hour or so and we came upon this abandoned house in the middle of the woods. It looked like a small cottage to begin with, but it really isn't.
We went in it to explore, and I guess Amanda fell in love with it. The entrance and first half of the first floor seemed to be in the shape that an abandoned house would be in, and very old world cottagey. Amanda called our parents and had them come, and explained that she loved it, and wanted to live there. The further we went into the house the better condition it was.
There was a bathroom with this ridiculously huge/luxurious looking bathtub, which had been left full of water for a long time, so it had algae and stuff in it. And a skull. Outside of that room, there was like a living room that surrounded the bathroom, and from the windows we could see this huge backyard, which was beautiful. There were things called "owl trees", which had white and blue Christmas lights that came on automatically at night.
We found two alligators in the house, two small ones, so we put them outside through the windows, but I guess they had vocal chords or something, because they made this humming sound, that I swore sometimes I heard words out of them.
But there was a large bedroom on this floor, and a tiny one that lead to stairs. Some of the doorways were made too small for me to go through, so I'd have to cut through the living room to get to the stairs.
The second floor was carpeted in a beautiful cream coloured carpet and in better condition. It had a landing which had more bedrooms (two or three) and then another room that had a large couch, a loveseat and a fainting couch, a dinner table with two chairs, this huge, glass encased fireplace, and stairs carpeted in a caramel coloured carpet that lead up to the next floor. Amanda began going up the stairs, and I noticed a door at the other side of the room, so I went to check it out and it was this huge study/library-like room.
The next two floors up were all bedrooms, a toy room and a rec room. In a few of the bedrooms there were a few people there, sleeping in the rooms. Weird people, one who would only communicate through a creepy sock puppet with tiny, real teeth, a woman who had so many different hair extensions, one who slept with a computer chair in the middle of her bed, etc.
This broke our hearts, because it was technically their place.Well, they woke up, and found us, and the woman with the puppet started talking threateningly to me with her puppet, and I was trying to explain how theoretically, some people live on $600 a month, and if we bought the house, but they still lived there and paid ridiculously low rent, it would hardly even effect that.
We somehow convinced them to go into town to we could figure it out at the bank. I was walking into town by myself, and I ran into a guy who was filming a tv show, and ended up walking with him, into an airport/mall, where we raced to see who could get to the washrooms first. The public washrooms were small and ridiculously cramped.
Once I used the washroom, I walked out of the door and I was in the bank with everything, and negotiations were going really poorly. I went outside for a smoke, which put me on Colborne St. in Brantford, near the University (because in the dream I smoked, wtf?) and my uncle (who held a very close resemblence to David Caruso...wtf?) was just pulling up outside of the bank.
He got out of his car, and began writing a cheque. He explained he was going to buy the house FOR us and we could kick out the tennants or whatever. I went in, and told Amanda, and we were about to tell everybody when I woke up.
And I woke up highly confused.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Posted 17 years agoJesus has risen from the grave, this time he hungers not for peace and love...but for BRAAAAIIIIINS
Can't Take It In...
Posted 17 years agoWow. The Hour filming was today, and just WOW.
I was lucky enough to be one of the few in the guild who got a front seat, for starters. The show in and of itself was amazing; Sheldon Kennedy and Shaun Majumder were the guests, which were really interesting and informative, as well as entertaining. During the breaks, we got a chance to talk to George himself, and win some prizes (I won a t-shirt!) which was pretty cool.
After the show, there was probably a 20 minute space in time where we sat and talked to George, asked him questions and the like, and then AFTER the question period, the members of the journalism guild (moi included) got to have one on one chat sessions/conversations with him.
I asked George a few things, and thanked him for all he's done...which must have sounded retarded, come to think of it. I also got to shake his hand, take a picture with him, and got a hug; I was the only one who got a hug, so that was pretty cool.
I won a t-shirt too, which is huge on me, so I'm gonna see if my Mum can get it taken in or something
I wish I could give more details about it, but it's just like...wow. I never wanted it to end, but all good things do end, usually.
I think what was amazing was that I was able to talk to George about my concerns with going into journalism, and the potential of being myself, and George said this to me:
"You're going to have to walk a very thin line to be a conventional news reporter. They'll never let you on the air with hair like that (laughingly, refering to my purple fauxhawk), but at the same time, it's important not to lose yourself and who you are. If you really want it though, you will find a place for yourself, you just have to work hard, and you'll get out of it what you put in. But definately don't let it take away who you are, you seem like a real cool, fun person to be around. Don't lose that."
So, uh, pictures to come. Eeee. I saw myself on the show, during the dog bit.
I still think the advice and the hug was the best part.
I was lucky enough to be one of the few in the guild who got a front seat, for starters. The show in and of itself was amazing; Sheldon Kennedy and Shaun Majumder were the guests, which were really interesting and informative, as well as entertaining. During the breaks, we got a chance to talk to George himself, and win some prizes (I won a t-shirt!) which was pretty cool.
After the show, there was probably a 20 minute space in time where we sat and talked to George, asked him questions and the like, and then AFTER the question period, the members of the journalism guild (moi included) got to have one on one chat sessions/conversations with him.
I asked George a few things, and thanked him for all he's done...which must have sounded retarded, come to think of it. I also got to shake his hand, take a picture with him, and got a hug; I was the only one who got a hug, so that was pretty cool.
I won a t-shirt too, which is huge on me, so I'm gonna see if my Mum can get it taken in or something
I wish I could give more details about it, but it's just like...wow. I never wanted it to end, but all good things do end, usually.
I think what was amazing was that I was able to talk to George about my concerns with going into journalism, and the potential of being myself, and George said this to me:
"You're going to have to walk a very thin line to be a conventional news reporter. They'll never let you on the air with hair like that (laughingly, refering to my purple fauxhawk), but at the same time, it's important not to lose yourself and who you are. If you really want it though, you will find a place for yourself, you just have to work hard, and you'll get out of it what you put in. But definately don't let it take away who you are, you seem like a real cool, fun person to be around. Don't lose that."
So, uh, pictures to come. Eeee. I saw myself on the show, during the dog bit.
I still think the advice and the hug was the best part.
Blah
Posted 17 years agoI'm going to the filming of The Hour with George Strombolopolous this Tuesday. No clue what I should wear to it. Any suggestions, anybody?
And now on to what is on my mind...
Low self esteem, feeling miserable, in short. I've gotta stop eating just because I'm bored or whatever. It'd be nice if I wasn't stupid enough to stop fucking up this whole eating once a day thing. Jesus Christ on a stick.
I'm sick of looking like the fat pig I look like.
And now on to what is on my mind...
Low self esteem, feeling miserable, in short. I've gotta stop eating just because I'm bored or whatever. It'd be nice if I wasn't stupid enough to stop fucking up this whole eating once a day thing. Jesus Christ on a stick.
I'm sick of looking like the fat pig I look like.
Nuh, just an update...
Posted 17 years agoHad a fight with Cody last night. He broke up with me, then we talked about it, and we're fine now, I guess.
I started watching Good Morning America as a morning ritual. Slowly, you realize, you're forced into a static realm. I was once emmersed...drowning, in a sea of possibilities and potentials.
The tide is slowly going out, recessing.
My ego is like my stomach, it keeps shitting what I feed it.
I started watching Good Morning America as a morning ritual. Slowly, you realize, you're forced into a static realm. I was once emmersed...drowning, in a sea of possibilities and potentials.
The tide is slowly going out, recessing.
My ego is like my stomach, it keeps shitting what I feed it.
Zombie Dream in Blue
Posted 17 years agoOf course, leave it to me to have a moderately interesting dream (at least, in my opinion) and not post about it as soon as I wake up, therefore, forgetting a good chunk of it.
I'll post about what I remember. Quick interpretation in bold or brackets.
It started at Holy Trinity, my old highschool. I guess I was still in highschool, in 12th grade, and they were holding a battle of the bands. I was in a band with two friends, though I don't remember who they were. Two guys.
Anyways, we wrote a kick ass song and practiced it, like whoa. Then we got to the show and realized we needed TWO songs. I pulled out one really quickly before we got on, but the crowd didn't like it. However, they LOVED our pre-arranged one, which was bouncey and rock-ish. (My brain trying to tell myself that doing things ahead of time always turns out better than doing them last minute?)
Right after our on stage performance though, I had to hurry down to catch a bus to get to a movie set of a zombie flick that I had a role in. It took place in this huge school that I had dreamed of before, with impossible to navigate hallways and just...you can get lost in this place, for sure (when I originally dreamed of this place, that's just what happened), which is pure gold for a zombie flick. (The school, getting lost in it, and zombies in said school perhaps representing anxieties caused by University right now?)
The movie, so far as I gathered, starred a bunch of up and coming young actors and actresses that I'd never heard of before(Character names: Rem, Rob, Aly, Tom, Sarah, Michael, Brandon, Silas and Lex), myself (Character name: Izzy.) (don't even ASK how I got that role, I have no clue) and actor Simon Pegg (in a serious role, no less) as a character named Kevin. (See what my brain did there? Rob. Zombie. LAWL. And yes, the protagonist just happens to be on my top list of mens.)
ANYWAY, at the part of the movie we were filming, we were in the basement of the school, and a lot of the group had been picked off already. Kevin, Tom, Aly, Sarah and myself where the ones left. These zombies were a cross between shamblers and runners. Well, that's just great. And my character was disliked by a big chunk of the group, so you just KNOW I was gonna bite it next. (The fact that I don't get along well with my roommates and should take an active role in treating people better?)
Me: "I'm gonna go ahead of you guys, I know this place pretty well and it'll give me time to get lockdown gate unlocked while you guys catch up. I'll be right back." (Anxieties about going out in the world on my own, and how dangerous it can be, even though I WANT to go beyond what is socially acceptable, such as breaking into abandoned buildings to take pictures?)
I got the lockdown gate up high enough that we could get through, but too high that I couldn't grab it and pull it back down if needs be. And needs were. All of a sudden, a runnning zombie rounded the corner, and it was all I could do to try and run back the other way to the group for protection. (Again, telling myself to be more prepared about things, and have the foresight to expect when things might happen?)
That resulted in my getting a nasty bite right in front of them. they killed the zombie, but yeah, I was a goner. Slowly dying, I was huddled on the floor, trying to move back away from them, telling them not to get close and the best idea would be to shoot me now. And then the director called cut. (Always assuming that somewhere will be a quick save and I'll be alright. Luck hasn't let me down yet.)
I went back to the group to talk about how the take had gone, when we heard screeches and yelling. We turned to see a zombie mauling the director, and somehow, we knew it wasn't an actor in costume, but a real one.
Running the opposite way, we ended up in a mall much like one where one of my previous zombie dreams took place in. I huddled in a corner as more zombies swarmed around us, counting down, trying to wake myself up, but still was in that situation. (Again, no real quick fix in this situation.)
I actually did end up getting bitten, on the arm. And THEN I woke up. Oddly enough, I ended up with a bruise on my arm where I had been bitten in the dream (must have flailed in my sleep and smacked it on one of my shelves, but still, weird.).
Pttthbl.
I'll post about what I remember. Quick interpretation in bold or brackets.
It started at Holy Trinity, my old highschool. I guess I was still in highschool, in 12th grade, and they were holding a battle of the bands. I was in a band with two friends, though I don't remember who they were. Two guys.
Anyways, we wrote a kick ass song and practiced it, like whoa. Then we got to the show and realized we needed TWO songs. I pulled out one really quickly before we got on, but the crowd didn't like it. However, they LOVED our pre-arranged one, which was bouncey and rock-ish. (My brain trying to tell myself that doing things ahead of time always turns out better than doing them last minute?)
Right after our on stage performance though, I had to hurry down to catch a bus to get to a movie set of a zombie flick that I had a role in. It took place in this huge school that I had dreamed of before, with impossible to navigate hallways and just...you can get lost in this place, for sure (when I originally dreamed of this place, that's just what happened), which is pure gold for a zombie flick. (The school, getting lost in it, and zombies in said school perhaps representing anxieties caused by University right now?)
The movie, so far as I gathered, starred a bunch of up and coming young actors and actresses that I'd never heard of before(Character names: Rem, Rob, Aly, Tom, Sarah, Michael, Brandon, Silas and Lex), myself (Character name: Izzy.) (don't even ASK how I got that role, I have no clue) and actor Simon Pegg (in a serious role, no less) as a character named Kevin. (See what my brain did there? Rob. Zombie. LAWL. And yes, the protagonist just happens to be on my top list of mens.)
ANYWAY, at the part of the movie we were filming, we were in the basement of the school, and a lot of the group had been picked off already. Kevin, Tom, Aly, Sarah and myself where the ones left. These zombies were a cross between shamblers and runners. Well, that's just great. And my character was disliked by a big chunk of the group, so you just KNOW I was gonna bite it next. (The fact that I don't get along well with my roommates and should take an active role in treating people better?)
Me: "I'm gonna go ahead of you guys, I know this place pretty well and it'll give me time to get lockdown gate unlocked while you guys catch up. I'll be right back." (Anxieties about going out in the world on my own, and how dangerous it can be, even though I WANT to go beyond what is socially acceptable, such as breaking into abandoned buildings to take pictures?)
I got the lockdown gate up high enough that we could get through, but too high that I couldn't grab it and pull it back down if needs be. And needs were. All of a sudden, a runnning zombie rounded the corner, and it was all I could do to try and run back the other way to the group for protection. (Again, telling myself to be more prepared about things, and have the foresight to expect when things might happen?)
That resulted in my getting a nasty bite right in front of them. they killed the zombie, but yeah, I was a goner. Slowly dying, I was huddled on the floor, trying to move back away from them, telling them not to get close and the best idea would be to shoot me now. And then the director called cut. (Always assuming that somewhere will be a quick save and I'll be alright. Luck hasn't let me down yet.)
I went back to the group to talk about how the take had gone, when we heard screeches and yelling. We turned to see a zombie mauling the director, and somehow, we knew it wasn't an actor in costume, but a real one.
Running the opposite way, we ended up in a mall much like one where one of my previous zombie dreams took place in. I huddled in a corner as more zombies swarmed around us, counting down, trying to wake myself up, but still was in that situation. (Again, no real quick fix in this situation.)
I actually did end up getting bitten, on the arm. And THEN I woke up. Oddly enough, I ended up with a bruise on my arm where I had been bitten in the dream (must have flailed in my sleep and smacked it on one of my shelves, but still, weird.).
Pttthbl.
Giant Penis' Are Funny
Posted 17 years agoWhy?
Because it's physically impossible. LAWL. Anything over about 10 inches or so would never be totally hard, because you wouldn't be able to get enough blood to the penis to get it hard. And then, especially in the ratio that a lot of people on this site draw male genitalia, if it DID get fully erect, you'd pretty much die.
So HAHAHAHA.
I guess that's why they call it fantasy.
HA.
Because it's physically impossible. LAWL. Anything over about 10 inches or so would never be totally hard, because you wouldn't be able to get enough blood to the penis to get it hard. And then, especially in the ratio that a lot of people on this site draw male genitalia, if it DID get fully erect, you'd pretty much die.
So HAHAHAHA.
I guess that's why they call it fantasy.
HA.
Possible Commission Info...
Posted 17 years agoI',m thinking of possibly opening up for commissions. How many people would be interested in commissioning a piece of art from me?
I've yet to work out prices, but I'm thinking of the following prices:
Doodles: 75 cents
Sketches: Begin at $2.50
Inked Pictures: Begin at $5.25
Traditional Pictures (Inked, coloured, etc): Begin at $10.25
Fan-Based Art: (pending, but estimated at $7.25)
Song-Based Drawing: Begin at $9.25, but will probably not increase by much ever.
This post is merely to poll how many people would be interested in commissioning me. If I decide that there is enough interest I will then contact those interested in one way or another and we'll work out solid prices from there.
I have stated only beginning prices so that I can change them if I see necessary (Once you have been given your individual price, it is very unlikely that your price will go up, ever.)
Prices will be determined by number of characters, complexity, resources used, etc. At this point, nothing will be done digitally. It will all be hand done, and you can choose if I do pencil crayon, marker, etc.
If you're curious as what the money will go to:
I am currently in university. I would love to get a tablet without dipping into money that will feed me/ensure myself a roof over my head. Either way, it is technically going to ease the blow of tuition and the like.
If you're interested, please leave me a comment letting me know, and we'll go from there. :)
I've yet to work out prices, but I'm thinking of the following prices:
Doodles: 75 cents
Sketches: Begin at $2.50
Inked Pictures: Begin at $5.25
Traditional Pictures (Inked, coloured, etc): Begin at $10.25
Fan-Based Art: (pending, but estimated at $7.25)
Song-Based Drawing: Begin at $9.25, but will probably not increase by much ever.
This post is merely to poll how many people would be interested in commissioning me. If I decide that there is enough interest I will then contact those interested in one way or another and we'll work out solid prices from there.
I have stated only beginning prices so that I can change them if I see necessary (Once you have been given your individual price, it is very unlikely that your price will go up, ever.)
Prices will be determined by number of characters, complexity, resources used, etc. At this point, nothing will be done digitally. It will all be hand done, and you can choose if I do pencil crayon, marker, etc.
If you're curious as what the money will go to:
I am currently in university. I would love to get a tablet without dipping into money that will feed me/ensure myself a roof over my head. Either way, it is technically going to ease the blow of tuition and the like.
If you're interested, please leave me a comment letting me know, and we'll go from there. :)
God, Make It Stop...
Posted 17 years agoThe surgery went okay, I suppose. But for a day afterwards, I couldn't eat ANYTHING because I couldn't even keep water down. Now I'm just sore as fuck.
And I was technically tagged to do this. So...blar. And before i go into this... if you read this, YOU ARE TAGGED.
your 5 favourite video games:
1) Silent Hill (especially 3)
2) Dead Rising
3) Fatal Frame
4) Anything Legend of Zelda
5) Anything Super Mario
your 5 favourite movies:
1) The Weather Man
2) Session 9
3) My Neighbour Totoro
4) National Treasure
5) The Matrix series
your 5 favourite tv shows:
1) The Colbert Report
2) The Daily Show
3) Paranormal State/ A Haunting/ Any of those generic paranormal shows
4) Video on Trial
5) The New Addams Family
your 5 favourite drinks (both alcoholic or not)
1) Brown Cow (Milk + Kahlua)
2) Pepsi Blue (Anybody remember the heaven that was that?)
3) Coca Cola
4) Dr. Pepper
5) Any type of vodka or rum cooler
your 5 favourite foods.
1) Pizza with lots of cheese, pepperoni, bacon and mushrooms
2) Chicken of just about any type
3) Sushi, Dumplings and Chicken Cutlet
4) Any type of pasta which includes tomato sauce with mushrooms, and lots and lots of cheese
5) Chocolate Mint icecream
the 5 things that scare you the most:
1) Death
2) Losing Cody and my other loved ones
3) Heights
4) Being forgotten
5) The look of things rotten under deep, dark water.
Tag 5 people to do this:
1)
Zyran
2) Crimson-Apocalypse
3)
Mence
4)
Khaz
5) Aaaanybody else who reads this too. Bwahahaha!
And I was technically tagged to do this. So...blar. And before i go into this... if you read this, YOU ARE TAGGED.
your 5 favourite video games:
1) Silent Hill (especially 3)
2) Dead Rising
3) Fatal Frame
4) Anything Legend of Zelda
5) Anything Super Mario
your 5 favourite movies:
1) The Weather Man
2) Session 9
3) My Neighbour Totoro
4) National Treasure
5) The Matrix series
your 5 favourite tv shows:
1) The Colbert Report
2) The Daily Show
3) Paranormal State/ A Haunting/ Any of those generic paranormal shows
4) Video on Trial
5) The New Addams Family
your 5 favourite drinks (both alcoholic or not)
1) Brown Cow (Milk + Kahlua)
2) Pepsi Blue (Anybody remember the heaven that was that?)
3) Coca Cola
4) Dr. Pepper
5) Any type of vodka or rum cooler
your 5 favourite foods.
1) Pizza with lots of cheese, pepperoni, bacon and mushrooms
2) Chicken of just about any type
3) Sushi, Dumplings and Chicken Cutlet
4) Any type of pasta which includes tomato sauce with mushrooms, and lots and lots of cheese
5) Chocolate Mint icecream
the 5 things that scare you the most:
1) Death
2) Losing Cody and my other loved ones
3) Heights
4) Being forgotten
5) The look of things rotten under deep, dark water.
Tag 5 people to do this:
1)
Zyran2)
Crimson-Apocalypse3)
Mence4)
Khaz5) Aaaanybody else who reads this too. Bwahahaha!
Buuh...
Posted 17 years agoSurgery tomorrow. HOMG.
The Ocean of Dignity is DEAD!
Posted 17 years agoSeriously crazy assed conversation ahead. Long, but well worth it. Possibly "Had to be there" type thing.
fadedblueshadow (aka me
chernobyl): dundunDUN
zyran elasurea (aka Zyran): OHSHET
zyran elasurea: *locks doors and windows*
fadedblueshadow: I nearly shat myself today. I was out and ran into a guy who was almost a complete Stephen Colbert look alike. And then I was like, "This
wouldn't be good if Davz was here!"
fadedblueshadow: You're saturating into my liiiife.
zyran elasurea: "HEY, YOU"
zyran elasurea: "SHE WANTS YOU TO RAPE HER"
zyran elasurea: "GET OVER HERE"
fadedblueshadow: *hides in shampoo aisle*
zyran elasurea: SHE'S IN THE SHAMPOO AISLE
zyran elasurea: HURRY
fadedblueshadow: *runs into the pharmaseuticals*
zyran elasurea: *tackles*
zyran elasurea: HURRY
zyran elasurea: I'VE GOT HER
fadedblueshadow: DAAAAVZ! YOU SUCK! *throws a bottle of tegretol at you*
zyran elasurea: *has no effect because he doesn't know what it is*
fadedblueshadow: Anti-convulsants that double as bi-polar medication!
zyran elasurea: but i'm not bipolar
zyran elasurea: HERE HE COMES
fadedblueshadow: *squirms away* WHY YOU DO DIS?!
fadedblueshadow: WRRRYYYYYY?!
zyran elasurea: APRIL FOOLS
zyran elasurea: i gave this guy 20 bucks
fadedblueshadow: It's not April!
fadedblueshadow: But that's fucking creepy because I'm listening to a radio show discussing something about April Fools day
fadedblueshadow: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
zyran elasurea: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fadedblueshadow: *trips over a llama named Special Ed*
zyran elasurea: that was seriously hilarious
zyran elasurea: we have some weird telekinetic connection, or something
zyran elasurea: IT MUST BE GHOSTS
zyran elasurea: *boobgrabs*
fadedblueshadow: OHNOES
fadedblueshadow: RAAAEEEP
zyran elasurea: but, it's not raep
fadedblueshadow: BEWBRAEP
fadedblueshadow: WHY YOU TOUCH!
zyran elasurea: because it's yer boob
zyran elasurea: and it's right there
fadedblueshadow: WHY YOU TOUCH?!
zyran elasurea: w/in touching distance
fadedblueshadow: *steps back*
zyran elasurea: *glomps*
fadedblueshadow: "OFF THE BEWB!"
zyran elasurea: XD
zyran elasurea: that would be win
zyran elasurea: what is you gonna draw?
fadedblueshadow: I is not of knowing.
zyran elasurea: draw you meeting the colbert look-alike
fadedblueshadow: *smirk*
zyran elasurea: that would be win
zyran elasurea: and me saying HEY, OVER HERE XDDDD
fadedblueshadow: Somehow work in the line, "Fuck, my glasses!"
zyran elasurea: wow, good luck with that
zyran elasurea: i'd have to think about that one
fadedblueshadow: Well, it wouldn't be too hard, seeing as the one pair ALWAYS falls off.
zyran elasurea: "LOOK, SHE'S BENDING OVER, TOO! HURRY"
zyran elasurea: i am such an antagonist
fadedblueshadow: *duct tapes her pants closed*
zyran elasurea: that won't work!
fadedblueshadow: WHYNOT?!
zyran elasurea: *rips duct tape off*
fadedblueshadow: NOOO!
zyran elasurea: this would be so funny
zyran elasurea: you drop your glasses
zyran elasurea: i see colbert look-alike
zyran elasurea: yell "hey, c'mere! she wants you to sex her up! look, she's already bending over!"
fadedblueshadow: DAVZ!
zyran elasurea: it would be awesome
zyran elasurea: admit it
fadedblueshadow: For you, it would be
zyran elasurea: tell me that it wouldn't be awesome
zyran elasurea: be honest
zyran elasurea: i don't think you can
fadedblueshadow: The last thing i thought would be awesome ended up putting two holes in my body!
zyran elasurea: piercings?
zyran elasurea: but they are awesome
zyran elasurea: i want some
fadedblueshadow: :p
zyran elasurea: but it would be funny
fadedblueshadow: ....Yes.
zyran elasurea: so
zyran elasurea: DRAW IT
zyran elasurea: because i am lazy
fadedblueshadow: I can't hardly draw more than one character in an area in a day!
zyran elasurea: do multiple frames
fadedblueshadow: Buuh.
zyran elasurea: it would be so awesome
zyran elasurea: had i the skills, i would draw it
fadedblueshadow: Good, sweet lord, my nose is cold.
zyran elasurea: aww
zyran elasurea: *gives you blanket*
fadedblueshadow: My ear sticks out from the side of my head. AHHHH
fadedblueshadow: Sorry. XD
zyran elasurea: XD
zyran elasurea: "i like coffee as much as the next guy, but if the best part of waking up is folgers in my cup, i'm not sure i wanna wake up"
fadedblueshadow: hahahaha
fadedblueshadow: *hides in the shampoo aisle*
zyran elasurea: *sticks "rape me" sign on your back*
fadedblueshadow: *mistakes this for backpats*
zyran elasurea: i thought you could use a pat on the back *smirks*
fadedblueshadow: Eee! *wiggles*
zyran elasurea: *some guy walks up behind you*
zyran elasurea: "heyyy......"
fadedblueshadow: *looks confuddled* Hi, Mister stranger, guy.
zyran elasurea: stranger: *grabs your ass*
fadedblueshadow: EEEEE! *ears perk* THAT IS NOT APPRECIATED, MISTER!
zyran elasurea: stranger: that's not what the sign says!
fadedblueshadow: O.O Sign?!
fadedblueshadow: Where?!
zyran elasurea: stranger: on your back!
fadedblueshadow: *processes this* DAVZ!
zyran elasurea: uhh, hey, i gotta go....
zyran elasurea: *runs*
fadedblueshadow: *chases*
zyran elasurea: stranger: what about me?!? *follows*
fadedblueshadow: NOT YOU!
zyran elasurea: stranger: i better get something outta this!
zyran elasurea: *more guys flock behind you*
fadedblueshadow: *tears the sign off and throws a bottle of shampoo at you*
zyran elasurea: THERE'S NO TIME FOR QUARRELLING
zyran elasurea: *picks you up and runs*
fadedblueshadow: *curls paws up under herself*
zyran elasurea: TO THE BAT-CAVE
fadedblueshadow: WHEEEE
zyran elasurea: sign: closed for repairs
zyran elasurea: dammit!
fadedblueshadow: *flail* LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
zyran elasurea: *jumps in his car and sets you in the side-seat*
zyran elasurea: *can't get cd player to play epic music*
zyran elasurea: dammit, fucking thing!
fadedblueshadow: o.o
zyran elasurea: it's a piece of crap XD
zyran elasurea: cd player sucks
zyran elasurea: *drives off*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: Why you do dis?!
zyran elasurea: i'm rescuing you!
zyran elasurea: *stranger lands on the hood of the car*
zyran elasurea: OMFG
fadedblueshadow: You put the sign on my...AHHHH!
zyran elasurea: *swerves*
zyran elasurea: stranger: I WANT MY RA--AHHH
fadedblueshadow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
fadedblueshadow: WAIT! WE DIDNT TAKE CANDY FROM HIM YET!
fadedblueshadow: I WANT MY TRANSACTION!
zyran elasurea: WHAT?!?!?
zyran elasurea: THIS IS NO TIME FOR CANDY
zyran elasurea: *punches cd player*
fadedblueshadow: BUT STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY!
zyran elasurea: NOT THESE STRANGERS
fadedblueshadow: Oh.
zyran elasurea: THESE ARE MARRIED GUYS THAT WALK AROUND WITH BOTTLES OF CIALIS
fadedblueshadow: JESUS CHROIST!
fadedblueshadow: ...
zyran elasurea: *another stranger lands on the back of the car*
fadedblueshadow: *JESUS CHRUST
zyran elasurea: HOLEY SHET
fadedblueshadow: FUCK YOU KEYBOAAAAHHHH!
zyran elasurea: *swerves*
zyran elasurea: *hands you a shotgun* get him off!
fadedblueshadow: *cocks it* WHAT IF HE HAS A FAMILY?!
zyran elasurea: HE GOT A DIVORCE
fadedblueshadow: IS HE CUTE AT ALL?! I CANT TELL!
zyran elasurea: HE HAS A HAIRLIP
fadedblueshadow: *Shoots*BLAM.
zyran elasurea: LOL
zyran elasurea: XDDD
zyran elasurea: *fat one lands on the roof of the car*
zyran elasurea: WE GOTTA GET HIM OFF
zyran elasurea: *speeds up car and watches fat guy tumble off*
fadedblueshadow: DO A BARREL ROLL!
zyran elasurea: I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT
zyran elasurea: *another fat one lands on the car*
zyran elasurea: OH, MY GOD
fadedblueshadow: AHHHHHHHHHH!
zyran elasurea: SHOOT
fadedblueshadow: *cocks and shoots*
zyran elasurea: rob: *head explodes*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: *car swerves in front of us*
zyran elasurea: UH OH
zyran elasurea: *does a barrel roll*
zyran elasurea: WOOHOOH
fadedblueshadow: =O
zyran elasurea: WE'RE FREEOHHHH
zyran elasurea: AHHHHHH
zyran elasurea: *flies into ravine*
fadedblueshadow: *deploys emergency radioactive wings*
zyran elasurea: *clings to you*
fadedblueshadow: *flappaflappa*
fadedblueshadow: *does a barrel roll*
zyran elasurea: IT'S A GOOD THING I HAD MY SHOTGUN AT MY BEDSIDE
zyran elasurea: *cocks*
fadedblueshadow: What have you learned from this experience?!
zyran elasurea: uhh....
zyran elasurea: pedos are creepy?
zyran elasurea: and normally divorced, fat men?
fadedblueshadow: Don't try to get strangers to rape me!
zyran elasurea: *clings tightly to you*
fadedblueshadow: I don't care who it is!
zyran elasurea: even colbert?
fadedblueshadow: E...eee....eve....*spasm*
zyran elasurea: in a friend way, i fucking love you
fadedblueshadow: I fucking love you too hahaha
zyran elasurea: XD
zyran elasurea: oh, by the way,
zyran elasurea: even colbert?
fadedblueshadow: GAWWWD DAMNIT
fadedblueshadow: I had hoped I'd changed the sub...HEY LOOK! IM DRAWING!
fadedblueshadow: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
zyran elasurea: EVEN COLBERT?
zyran elasurea: WELL?
fadedblueshadow: Oooh, pretty moon.
zyran elasurea: FUK
zyran elasurea: ANSWER ME
fadedblueshadow: >.>
fadedblueshadow: <.<
fadedblueshadow: YOU SAY BAD WURDS!
fadedblueshadow: =O
zyran elasurea: fine
zyran elasurea: if i see him,
zyran elasurea: i'll tell him not to rape you
fadedblueshadow: *pats compassionately*
zyran elasurea: *boobgrabs*
fadedblueshadow: OHGAWD
fadedblueshadow: *awaits*
zyran elasurea: *tickles*
fadedblueshadow: *OHNOES*
zyran elasurea: *boobgrabs again*
fadedblueshadow: *flail*
fadedblueshadow: RESERVED AREA
zyran elasurea: what?
zyran elasurea: OH
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: BOOBS ARE RESERVED!
zyran elasurea: ;_;
zyran elasurea: it's probably on your desktop
fadedblueshadow: Slow assed laptop right now
zyran elasurea: aww
zyran elasurea: GUESS WHAT
fadedblueshadow: NOT RAEPTIEM
zyran elasurea: no, not raeptiem
zyran elasurea: go to my userpage
zyran elasurea: and scroll down a bit
fadedblueshadow: kay
zyran elasurea: or maybe you won't have to
fadedblueshadow: buh?
zyran elasurea: >_>
zyran elasurea: look in artist information
fadedblueshadow: I are favurt artiste!
fadedblueshadow: <3
zyran elasurea: <3
zyran elasurea: *huggles*
fadedblueshadow:
fadedblueshadow: You are favurt freend
zyran elasurea: YEY <3
zyran elasurea: *gives you colbert chewtoy*
fadedblueshadow: *squeaks it madly* =D
fadedblueshadow: My private parts are asleep,...
zyran elasurea: ........what?
zyran elasurea: i am thoroughly confused now
fadedblueshadow: As you should be
fadedblueshadow: *raeps things*
zyran elasurea: *watches*
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: o.o
zyran elasurea: was too easy to pass up
fadedblueshadow: *was totally not raeping her Colbert plushy*
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: *blushes, ears back*
zyran elasurea: *has pictures*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: *posts them on the internets*
zyran elasurea: *posts video on google*
fadedblueshadow: Nuuuu!
zyran elasurea: *passes out videos*
fadedblueshadow: =O
zyran elasurea: *tracks down colbert*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: *pounces on you* NOOOO
zyran elasurea: COLBERT
zyran elasurea: *tries to hand it to him*
fadedblueshadow: *sets you on fire*
zyran elasurea: OHMAYGAHD
zyran elasurea: IT WAS A JOKE
zyran elasurea: *burns up and dies*
zyran elasurea: colbert: i'm the look-alike again! april foo--OHMYGOD WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: *heals you*
fadedblueshadow: I uh...
fadedblueshadow: HE STARTED IT!
zyran elasurea: x_x
zyran elasurea: i saw satan.....
zyran elasurea: he looks like.....
zyran elasurea: ryan seacrest in a dress
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: *shudders*
zyran elasurea: *vomits blood*
zyran elasurea: OHMYGOD THE PEDOS ARE BACK
zyran elasurea: *whips out shotgun and tosses you one*
fadedblueshadow: *digs under a rock and hides this time* AHHHHH
zyran elasurea: *fights valiantly*
zyran elasurea: *is saved by stephen colbert*
zyran elasurea: *flies away with him*
fadedblueshadow: *peeks out from under the rock*
fadedblueshadow: HEY!
fadedblueshadow: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
zyran elasurea: *is gone*
fadedblueshadow: *blinks*
zyran elasurea: 1 day later....
zyran elasurea: OMG
zyran elasurea: IT WAS SO AWESOME
zyran elasurea: I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH
zyran elasurea: AND GOT TO BE ON THE SHOW
zyran elasurea: he gave me this to give you
fadedblueshadow: *tail wags*
zyran elasurea: dear kassie: i owe you one rape
-stephen colbert
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: OMGYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! *runs into a pole*
fadedblueshadow: *grumbles* You did NOT see that.
zyran elasurea: SO YOU DO WANT HIM TO RAEP YOU
zyran elasurea: ......which kind of makes it not-rape
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: *wrapped around the pole* Pttthhhbl
zyran elasurea: what would you do if he walked up to you and told you to bend over?
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: well?
fadedblueshadow: That is undisclosed government information, Wolf.
zyran elasurea: 0 U B1TCH
fadedblueshadow: *whimper*
zyran elasurea: aww
zyran elasurea: *hugs*
zyran elasurea: *whispers in your ear* i know your secret
fadedblueshadow: *ears perk* Buh!
fadedblueshadow (aka me
chernobyl): dundunDUNzyran elasurea (aka
Zyran): OHSHETzyran elasurea: *locks doors and windows*
fadedblueshadow: I nearly shat myself today. I was out and ran into a guy who was almost a complete Stephen Colbert look alike. And then I was like, "This
wouldn't be good if Davz was here!"
fadedblueshadow: You're saturating into my liiiife.
zyran elasurea: "HEY, YOU"
zyran elasurea: "SHE WANTS YOU TO RAPE HER"
zyran elasurea: "GET OVER HERE"
fadedblueshadow: *hides in shampoo aisle*
zyran elasurea: SHE'S IN THE SHAMPOO AISLE
zyran elasurea: HURRY
fadedblueshadow: *runs into the pharmaseuticals*
zyran elasurea: *tackles*
zyran elasurea: HURRY
zyran elasurea: I'VE GOT HER
fadedblueshadow: DAAAAVZ! YOU SUCK! *throws a bottle of tegretol at you*
zyran elasurea: *has no effect because he doesn't know what it is*
fadedblueshadow: Anti-convulsants that double as bi-polar medication!
zyran elasurea: but i'm not bipolar
zyran elasurea: HERE HE COMES
fadedblueshadow: *squirms away* WHY YOU DO DIS?!
fadedblueshadow: WRRRYYYYYY?!
zyran elasurea: APRIL FOOLS
zyran elasurea: i gave this guy 20 bucks
fadedblueshadow: It's not April!
fadedblueshadow: But that's fucking creepy because I'm listening to a radio show discussing something about April Fools day
fadedblueshadow: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
zyran elasurea: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fadedblueshadow: *trips over a llama named Special Ed*
zyran elasurea: that was seriously hilarious
zyran elasurea: we have some weird telekinetic connection, or something
zyran elasurea: IT MUST BE GHOSTS
zyran elasurea: *boobgrabs*
fadedblueshadow: OHNOES
fadedblueshadow: RAAAEEEP
zyran elasurea: but, it's not raep
fadedblueshadow: BEWBRAEP
fadedblueshadow: WHY YOU TOUCH!
zyran elasurea: because it's yer boob
zyran elasurea: and it's right there
fadedblueshadow: WHY YOU TOUCH?!
zyran elasurea: w/in touching distance
fadedblueshadow: *steps back*
zyran elasurea: *glomps*
fadedblueshadow: "OFF THE BEWB!"
zyran elasurea: XD
zyran elasurea: that would be win
zyran elasurea: what is you gonna draw?
fadedblueshadow: I is not of knowing.
zyran elasurea: draw you meeting the colbert look-alike
fadedblueshadow: *smirk*
zyran elasurea: that would be win
zyran elasurea: and me saying HEY, OVER HERE XDDDD
fadedblueshadow: Somehow work in the line, "Fuck, my glasses!"
zyran elasurea: wow, good luck with that
zyran elasurea: i'd have to think about that one
fadedblueshadow: Well, it wouldn't be too hard, seeing as the one pair ALWAYS falls off.
zyran elasurea: "LOOK, SHE'S BENDING OVER, TOO! HURRY"
zyran elasurea: i am such an antagonist
fadedblueshadow: *duct tapes her pants closed*
zyran elasurea: that won't work!
fadedblueshadow: WHYNOT?!
zyran elasurea: *rips duct tape off*
fadedblueshadow: NOOO!
zyran elasurea: this would be so funny
zyran elasurea: you drop your glasses
zyran elasurea: i see colbert look-alike
zyran elasurea: yell "hey, c'mere! she wants you to sex her up! look, she's already bending over!"
fadedblueshadow: DAVZ!
zyran elasurea: it would be awesome
zyran elasurea: admit it
fadedblueshadow: For you, it would be
zyran elasurea: tell me that it wouldn't be awesome
zyran elasurea: be honest
zyran elasurea: i don't think you can
fadedblueshadow: The last thing i thought would be awesome ended up putting two holes in my body!
zyran elasurea: piercings?
zyran elasurea: but they are awesome
zyran elasurea: i want some
fadedblueshadow: :p
zyran elasurea: but it would be funny
fadedblueshadow: ....Yes.
zyran elasurea: so
zyran elasurea: DRAW IT
zyran elasurea: because i am lazy
fadedblueshadow: I can't hardly draw more than one character in an area in a day!
zyran elasurea: do multiple frames
fadedblueshadow: Buuh.
zyran elasurea: it would be so awesome
zyran elasurea: had i the skills, i would draw it
fadedblueshadow: Good, sweet lord, my nose is cold.
zyran elasurea: aww
zyran elasurea: *gives you blanket*
fadedblueshadow: My ear sticks out from the side of my head. AHHHH
fadedblueshadow: Sorry. XD
zyran elasurea: XD
zyran elasurea: "i like coffee as much as the next guy, but if the best part of waking up is folgers in my cup, i'm not sure i wanna wake up"
fadedblueshadow: hahahaha
fadedblueshadow: *hides in the shampoo aisle*
zyran elasurea: *sticks "rape me" sign on your back*
fadedblueshadow: *mistakes this for backpats*
zyran elasurea: i thought you could use a pat on the back *smirks*
fadedblueshadow: Eee! *wiggles*
zyran elasurea: *some guy walks up behind you*
zyran elasurea: "heyyy......"
fadedblueshadow: *looks confuddled* Hi, Mister stranger, guy.
zyran elasurea: stranger: *grabs your ass*
fadedblueshadow: EEEEE! *ears perk* THAT IS NOT APPRECIATED, MISTER!
zyran elasurea: stranger: that's not what the sign says!
fadedblueshadow: O.O Sign?!
fadedblueshadow: Where?!
zyran elasurea: stranger: on your back!
fadedblueshadow: *processes this* DAVZ!
zyran elasurea: uhh, hey, i gotta go....
zyran elasurea: *runs*
fadedblueshadow: *chases*
zyran elasurea: stranger: what about me?!? *follows*
fadedblueshadow: NOT YOU!
zyran elasurea: stranger: i better get something outta this!
zyran elasurea: *more guys flock behind you*
fadedblueshadow: *tears the sign off and throws a bottle of shampoo at you*
zyran elasurea: THERE'S NO TIME FOR QUARRELLING
zyran elasurea: *picks you up and runs*
fadedblueshadow: *curls paws up under herself*
zyran elasurea: TO THE BAT-CAVE
fadedblueshadow: WHEEEE
zyran elasurea: sign: closed for repairs
zyran elasurea: dammit!
fadedblueshadow: *flail* LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
zyran elasurea: *jumps in his car and sets you in the side-seat*
zyran elasurea: *can't get cd player to play epic music*
zyran elasurea: dammit, fucking thing!
fadedblueshadow: o.o
zyran elasurea: it's a piece of crap XD
zyran elasurea: cd player sucks
zyran elasurea: *drives off*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: Why you do dis?!
zyran elasurea: i'm rescuing you!
zyran elasurea: *stranger lands on the hood of the car*
zyran elasurea: OMFG
fadedblueshadow: You put the sign on my...AHHHH!
zyran elasurea: *swerves*
zyran elasurea: stranger: I WANT MY RA--AHHH
fadedblueshadow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
fadedblueshadow: WAIT! WE DIDNT TAKE CANDY FROM HIM YET!
fadedblueshadow: I WANT MY TRANSACTION!
zyran elasurea: WHAT?!?!?
zyran elasurea: THIS IS NO TIME FOR CANDY
zyran elasurea: *punches cd player*
fadedblueshadow: BUT STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY!
zyran elasurea: NOT THESE STRANGERS
fadedblueshadow: Oh.
zyran elasurea: THESE ARE MARRIED GUYS THAT WALK AROUND WITH BOTTLES OF CIALIS
fadedblueshadow: JESUS CHROIST!
fadedblueshadow: ...
zyran elasurea: *another stranger lands on the back of the car*
fadedblueshadow: *JESUS CHRUST
zyran elasurea: HOLEY SHET
fadedblueshadow: FUCK YOU KEYBOAAAAHHHH!
zyran elasurea: *swerves*
zyran elasurea: *hands you a shotgun* get him off!
fadedblueshadow: *cocks it* WHAT IF HE HAS A FAMILY?!
zyran elasurea: HE GOT A DIVORCE
fadedblueshadow: IS HE CUTE AT ALL?! I CANT TELL!
zyran elasurea: HE HAS A HAIRLIP
fadedblueshadow: *Shoots*BLAM.
zyran elasurea: LOL
zyran elasurea: XDDD
zyran elasurea: *fat one lands on the roof of the car*
zyran elasurea: WE GOTTA GET HIM OFF
zyran elasurea: *speeds up car and watches fat guy tumble off*
fadedblueshadow: DO A BARREL ROLL!
zyran elasurea: I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT
zyran elasurea: *another fat one lands on the car*
zyran elasurea: OH, MY GOD
fadedblueshadow: AHHHHHHHHHH!
zyran elasurea: SHOOT
fadedblueshadow: *cocks and shoots*
zyran elasurea: rob: *head explodes*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: *car swerves in front of us*
zyran elasurea: UH OH
zyran elasurea: *does a barrel roll*
zyran elasurea: WOOHOOH
fadedblueshadow: =O
zyran elasurea: WE'RE FREEOHHHH
zyran elasurea: AHHHHHH
zyran elasurea: *flies into ravine*
fadedblueshadow: *deploys emergency radioactive wings*
zyran elasurea: *clings to you*
fadedblueshadow: *flappaflappa*
fadedblueshadow: *does a barrel roll*
zyran elasurea: IT'S A GOOD THING I HAD MY SHOTGUN AT MY BEDSIDE
zyran elasurea: *cocks*
fadedblueshadow: What have you learned from this experience?!
zyran elasurea: uhh....
zyran elasurea: pedos are creepy?
zyran elasurea: and normally divorced, fat men?
fadedblueshadow: Don't try to get strangers to rape me!
zyran elasurea: *clings tightly to you*
fadedblueshadow: I don't care who it is!
zyran elasurea: even colbert?
fadedblueshadow: E...eee....eve....*spasm*
zyran elasurea: in a friend way, i fucking love you
fadedblueshadow: I fucking love you too hahaha
zyran elasurea: XD
zyran elasurea: oh, by the way,
zyran elasurea: even colbert?
fadedblueshadow: GAWWWD DAMNIT
fadedblueshadow: I had hoped I'd changed the sub...HEY LOOK! IM DRAWING!
fadedblueshadow: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
zyran elasurea: EVEN COLBERT?
zyran elasurea: WELL?
fadedblueshadow: Oooh, pretty moon.
zyran elasurea: FUK
zyran elasurea: ANSWER ME
fadedblueshadow: >.>
fadedblueshadow: <.<
fadedblueshadow: YOU SAY BAD WURDS!
fadedblueshadow: =O
zyran elasurea: fine
zyran elasurea: if i see him,
zyran elasurea: i'll tell him not to rape you
fadedblueshadow: *pats compassionately*
zyran elasurea: *boobgrabs*
fadedblueshadow: OHGAWD
fadedblueshadow: *awaits*
zyran elasurea: *tickles*
fadedblueshadow: *OHNOES*
zyran elasurea: *boobgrabs again*
fadedblueshadow: *flail*
fadedblueshadow: RESERVED AREA
zyran elasurea: what?
zyran elasurea: OH
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: BOOBS ARE RESERVED!
zyran elasurea: ;_;
zyran elasurea: it's probably on your desktop
fadedblueshadow: Slow assed laptop right now
zyran elasurea: aww
zyran elasurea: GUESS WHAT
fadedblueshadow: NOT RAEPTIEM
zyran elasurea: no, not raeptiem
zyran elasurea: go to my userpage
zyran elasurea: and scroll down a bit
fadedblueshadow: kay
zyran elasurea: or maybe you won't have to
fadedblueshadow: buh?
zyran elasurea: >_>
zyran elasurea: look in artist information
fadedblueshadow: I are favurt artiste!
fadedblueshadow: <3
zyran elasurea: <3
zyran elasurea: *huggles*
fadedblueshadow:
fadedblueshadow: You are favurt freend
zyran elasurea: YEY <3
zyran elasurea: *gives you colbert chewtoy*
fadedblueshadow: *squeaks it madly* =D
fadedblueshadow: My private parts are asleep,...
zyran elasurea: ........what?
zyran elasurea: i am thoroughly confused now
fadedblueshadow: As you should be
fadedblueshadow: *raeps things*
zyran elasurea: *watches*
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: o.o
zyran elasurea: was too easy to pass up
fadedblueshadow: *was totally not raeping her Colbert plushy*
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: *blushes, ears back*
zyran elasurea: *has pictures*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: *posts them on the internets*
zyran elasurea: *posts video on google*
fadedblueshadow: Nuuuu!
zyran elasurea: *passes out videos*
fadedblueshadow: =O
zyran elasurea: *tracks down colbert*
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: *pounces on you* NOOOO
zyran elasurea: COLBERT
zyran elasurea: *tries to hand it to him*
fadedblueshadow: *sets you on fire*
zyran elasurea: OHMAYGAHD
zyran elasurea: IT WAS A JOKE
zyran elasurea: *burns up and dies*
zyran elasurea: colbert: i'm the look-alike again! april foo--OHMYGOD WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: *heals you*
fadedblueshadow: I uh...
fadedblueshadow: HE STARTED IT!
zyran elasurea: x_x
zyran elasurea: i saw satan.....
zyran elasurea: he looks like.....
zyran elasurea: ryan seacrest in a dress
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: *shudders*
zyran elasurea: *vomits blood*
zyran elasurea: OHMYGOD THE PEDOS ARE BACK
zyran elasurea: *whips out shotgun and tosses you one*
fadedblueshadow: *digs under a rock and hides this time* AHHHHH
zyran elasurea: *fights valiantly*
zyran elasurea: *is saved by stephen colbert*
zyran elasurea: *flies away with him*
fadedblueshadow: *peeks out from under the rock*
fadedblueshadow: HEY!
fadedblueshadow: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
zyran elasurea: *is gone*
fadedblueshadow: *blinks*
zyran elasurea: 1 day later....
zyran elasurea: OMG
zyran elasurea: IT WAS SO AWESOME
zyran elasurea: I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH
zyran elasurea: AND GOT TO BE ON THE SHOW
zyran elasurea: he gave me this to give you
fadedblueshadow: *tail wags*
zyran elasurea: dear kassie: i owe you one rape
-stephen colbert
fadedblueshadow: O.O
fadedblueshadow: OMGYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! *runs into a pole*
fadedblueshadow: *grumbles* You did NOT see that.
zyran elasurea: SO YOU DO WANT HIM TO RAEP YOU
zyran elasurea: ......which kind of makes it not-rape
zyran elasurea: XD
fadedblueshadow: *wrapped around the pole* Pttthhhbl
zyran elasurea: what would you do if he walked up to you and told you to bend over?
fadedblueshadow: O.O
zyran elasurea: well?
fadedblueshadow: That is undisclosed government information, Wolf.
zyran elasurea: 0 U B1TCH
fadedblueshadow: *whimper*
zyran elasurea: aww
zyran elasurea: *hugs*
zyran elasurea: *whispers in your ear* i know your secret
fadedblueshadow: *ears perk* Buh!
Seven Deadly Sins Meme.
Posted 17 years agoStolen from Crimson Apocalypse, bitches. Actually, just for reference, I'm VERY slow to anger, but once you get me angry enough...watch out. X3
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Christie. That bitch.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: My mind.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: If I had to, yes. Opposite sex, same sex, no difference to me.
4. How about of the same sex?: Read above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Christie. That bitch.
6. What is your pet peeve?: I've never really thought of it. I'm sure I have a lot of them, though.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I never forget, even when I cease being angry.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Clean.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 4 or 5 pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Jason.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I'm on strike."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?: Yeah, but I was more or less just staring into space, and yeah.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Yesterday. Will be tonight too, and if I join that fitness bootcamp...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Starbucks Caramel Frappacino. Or Williams Strawberry Banana smoothie.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: A lot. Two or three coolers, an irish coffee and a crap load of jell-o shooters.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: I wish I could afford it!
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yes. Yes I do.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:All of the above. Yum!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No. I'm not that much of a fatass. :p
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 1.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: One. Hate my body.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Nope.
4. Have you done it?: Nope, and I've been in the same relationship for 4 years. :) He actually respects me.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Face, for sure.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No, but many a guy. For some weird reason.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: One. I've never used it and it's...somewhere. I've no clue where.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Michaels, Winners, Claires, Walmart, Giant Tiger
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich! I'd love a big house, and I'd also give to a lot of charities.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Hard to tell. I've really no clue.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Food from my roommates, when they had left for the Christmas break and I was hungry and had no food left myself.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Over 2,000
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Rebuilt houses in Mississippi and improved in my artwork.
.2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Rebuilt houses in Mississippi and made honour role and haven't fucked up to be a teenaged mother or whatever.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Be famous for my art, comedy, acting, writing or anything else.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Depends if the person in 1st place is a fucking gloater or not. Usually though, I'm just proud/happy that I placed at all.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Hell yeah.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yup.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I dunno...reached the highest shelf? XD
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: A driver's liscense. Seriously. Fuck you, single seizure that ruined my life.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Aja!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Stephen Colbert's wife?
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not that I KNOW of! Actually, Cody would never do that to me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: God yes. Blue eyes, or one blue eye, one brown or green eye, different hair colour, wished I was asian, wished I was skinny, wished I was taller, wished I was shorter, wished I didn't have pimples, wished my hair was straighter, wished my face wasn't round.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: I...don't know?
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust. *seduces* or Sloth. Bahaha.
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Christie. That bitch.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: My mind.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: If I had to, yes. Opposite sex, same sex, no difference to me.
4. How about of the same sex?: Read above.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Christie. That bitch.
6. What is your pet peeve?: I've never really thought of it. I'm sure I have a lot of them, though.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I never forget, even when I cease being angry.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Clean.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 4 or 5 pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Jason.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I'm on strike."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?: Yeah, but I was more or less just staring into space, and yeah.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Yesterday. Will be tonight too, and if I join that fitness bootcamp...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Starbucks Caramel Frappacino. Or Williams Strawberry Banana smoothie.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: A lot. Two or three coolers, an irish coffee and a crap load of jell-o shooters.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: I wish I could afford it!
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yes. Yes I do.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:All of the above. Yum!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No. I'm not that much of a fatass. :p
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 1.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: One. Hate my body.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Nope.
4. Have you done it?: Nope, and I've been in the same relationship for 4 years. :) He actually respects me.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Face, for sure.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No, but many a guy. For some weird reason.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: One. I've never used it and it's...somewhere. I've no clue where.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Michaels, Winners, Claires, Walmart, Giant Tiger
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich! I'd love a big house, and I'd also give to a lot of charities.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Hard to tell. I've really no clue.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Food from my roommates, when they had left for the Christmas break and I was hungry and had no food left myself.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Over 2,000
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Rebuilt houses in Mississippi and improved in my artwork.
.2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Rebuilt houses in Mississippi and made honour role and haven't fucked up to be a teenaged mother or whatever.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Be famous for my art, comedy, acting, writing or anything else.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Depends if the person in 1st place is a fucking gloater or not. Usually though, I'm just proud/happy that I placed at all.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Hell yeah.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yup.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I dunno...reached the highest shelf? XD
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: A driver's liscense. Seriously. Fuck you, single seizure that ruined my life.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Aja!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Stephen Colbert's wife?
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not that I KNOW of! Actually, Cody would never do that to me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: God yes. Blue eyes, or one blue eye, one brown or green eye, different hair colour, wished I was asian, wished I was skinny, wished I was taller, wished I was shorter, wished I didn't have pimples, wished my hair was straighter, wished my face wasn't round.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: I...don't know?
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust. *seduces* or Sloth. Bahaha.
Huh
Posted 17 years agoI need/want 2008 to end already.
In other news, for the first time ever, I got bitched out in an online journal. I got a good laugh out of that.
In other OTHER news, I've had...two or three hospital appointments this month, I have another two in January and at least one in February...
I hate hospitals and doctors.
It's been a real rough time lately, and I'm not trying to emowank all over everything. I'm just saying why art may be a little slower coming from me, for awhile.
In other news, for the first time ever, I got bitched out in an online journal. I got a good laugh out of that.
In other OTHER news, I've had...two or three hospital appointments this month, I have another two in January and at least one in February...
I hate hospitals and doctors.
It's been a real rough time lately, and I'm not trying to emowank all over everything. I'm just saying why art may be a little slower coming from me, for awhile.
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