Or durr, I still have Weasyl and they allow a lot of crazy crap: https://www.weasyl.com/~squeakychewtoy Feeling a bit better after that last post. Sorry to have whined. :B

So, some or you may know that I post on Hentai Foundry. Well the last 2 images I submitted there were rejected for "anatomy errors." I know it's not a big deal in the long haul and I should probably just suck it up and keep going forward but... my chemically imbalanced artist brain will not let me. I'm feeling... not good enough... and I don't know how to shake it. :/

So I'm asking you, FA friends... What makes you feel better when you've felt discouraged, especially over your art? Because I am... feeling very discouraged... feel like any progress I've been making with my art has regressed or something, arrrrrgh.

Are there any other general (not just furry) adult art sites like HF out there, but without hoity-toity "quality control" rules? Like a DeviantArt but for SMUT? 'Cause I'm obviously too deviant for DeviantArt these days, and apparently I suck too much for HF now too. :B You know, I've never liked that HF makes you wait for approval anyway and now I know that their rejection notices can really get to me, so.... ADIOS! Will focus on my FA and Tumblr from now on.

Having a great time on AO3 though. It makes me happy to see people reading and enjoying my weird stories. :B And I thank all of you HERE who DO enjoy my weird pictures(and stories)... I appreciate every single fave and watch and kind word! ❤

I come up with the best/worst ideas while mowing the lawn. Namely, this HP/JP crossover musing.

What if John Hammond was the headmaster of Howgwarts?

First I thought, what if my beloved scientists were students, that could be cute... but nope, they should be professors, because canonically they ARE ALL PROFESSORS.

Alan Grant is a Hufflepuff, best friends with Hagrid and teaches Care of Dangerous Creatures. (Because dinosaurs of course exist again, it can't rightly be called care of Magical creatures, although some dinosaurs are magic because magic and dinosaurs.) It's been obvious that he's a wizard ever since the first movie when he made that computer fritz out. (Also, Sam Neill is actually Merlin, that's common knowledge.) AND OWEN IS HIS BEST STUDENT. :D

Ellie Sattler is a Ravenclaw and teaches Herbology, because of course she would.

Ian Malcolm is a Hufflepuff(of course he is) and took that Defense Against the Dark Arts job. Be careful, Ian.

Professor Henry Wu is a Ravenclaw(or Slytherin? Hmm.) and Potions teacher.

Headmaster Hammond employs them and they show up only to find... UNEXPECTED DINOSAURS running around on school grounds, what else? Professor Wu had been busy.

Nedry is Peter Pettigrew. :P

The thought of raptors chasing kids through the halls of Hogwarts pleases Chewtoy greatly. Them scaling that moving staircase could be a fucking amazing scene, yo.

Yes, dinosaurs seem like less of a threat to wizards... until them raptors start HURLING SPELLS! They are under NO moral obligation to not Avada Kedavra motherfuckers left and right. Hammond and Wu never thought about THAT. Chaos Theory!

I doubt I'll ever actually write this, but it's fun. :3

Michael Chrichton's new book, Dragon Teeth, is out, 5 years after his death.

New Twin Peaks is airing tonight after 5X5 years. (Though I don't know when or how I'll get to watch it, since I do not have Showtime.)

And I'm still going full blast on the JP fan weirdness after 5 months.

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

SKREEEE! ❤

...it would probably be only a matter of time before Dr. Malcolm stuck his dick in a sexy toaster. :B

Yes, I'm still on about Chuck Tingle... no, I still haven't gotten my paws on his ebooks... But I think I know where I'll start: https://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle.....dp/B010G6GJ7A/

Have you heard, that Michael Chrichton is putting out a new book? http://www.michaelcrichton.com/dragon-teeth/

He has been dead for 5 years.

It's coming out 5/23/17.

If that's not a reason to hail Eris, tell her Chaos is nearing its peak and it's time to fucking party, I don't know what is.

I think I can hear him...

..screaming from the grave...

...at what I've done to his characters.... :X

Godzilla rest his soul.

So, more @ Midnight: http://www.avclub.com/article/chuck.....new-tin-250468

Chuck was mentioned on that show before. I've been watching his Twitter feed, only to come to the conclusion that I ought read his books. You guys won't judge me TOO harshly if I get a free month of Kindle Unlimited just to read this guy's weirdness, right? XD

His books, some of the titles for which are complete stories on their own: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_pg_1?rh=n%3A133140011%2Cp_27%3AChuck+Tingle&sort=relevancerank&ie=UTF8&qid=1494379666

And I'm listening to Space Raptor Butt Invasion while I write this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vrSlZlISw Dude... man on male dino is still gay, wtf. XD And Nooooo, scene missing, why. D: "Cut for content," not the whole book sadly.

So, a few days ago I found this review of an old and terrible game called Jurassic Park Rampage Edition: https://bradhatesgames.wordpress.co.....mpage-edition/ And I wondered, Why am I not playing this?

Well, I wasn't looking for it specifically, but I was searching for dinosaur games on some stupid flash site... and THERE IT WAS... There it IS: http://dinosaurgames.me/play/Rampage-Edition.html

It's both great and terrible at the same time. I'm calling this Bloodlust Alan Grant: The Game from now on, because he is not just surviving or rescuing anyone, he is hell-bent on killing every living thing on that island. No one is safe. There's one level where he's being carried by a Pteranodon, and you can kind of steer the Pteranodon and shoot things in flight, and you think, "Oh, Alan's friends with the Pteranodon" until it drops you in its nest and tries to murder you, so you kill your Pteranodon buddy too. You can play as a raptor too, he does flips and shit and can make butterflies explode with his tail? :B

Yep, an awful game, and I kinda love it.

Here's an old favorite (NSFW): https://youtu.be/O-77ElyvRxI

You know, part of that hook was in Bob Wilson's Illuminatus! also. :3

So, it's official that Jeff Goldbloom is returning as Ian Malcolm for the Jurassic World sequel.

No Sam Neill. No Laura Dern. Only Jeff. I'm.... a bit underwhelmed.

And well, you all know what I want from this series(more Alan Grant, more Ellie Sattler, JP3 nothing but a nightmare), and I know I won't get it. Don't get me wrong, I still want to see where the series goes next. I just.... wish it included my favorite pairing of 24 years instead of.... Owen/Claire. Ugh. :/ Just give Alan his Ellie back, you assholes. :I

Ah well... This is what Godzilla created fanfiction for. :B

I also hope that Blue returns and they don't kill off my Rexy. I already can't handle the dying Diplodocus in the first JW(even though the CGI is glaringly obvious). I've known Rexy for 24 years and I will be sad and pissed if they kill her. p.q

Of course there are 23. Why wouldn't there be 23? I just read Illuminatus! again and now I have to go scream at mice, BRB. http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actor.....aks-questions/

Asked by Laura Dern, answered by no one. :B She is still looking pretty nice. Hurrf. MAKE A NEW JP WHERE YOU'RE MARRIED TO SAM NEILL. GODDAMMIT LAURA. p.q

Anyone else do the Twitter thing? https://twitter.com/chewtoysqueaks?lang=en

Been on there for a while but I'm not very active. I am hesitant to post adult art on there since my one sister watches me on there ahahahahahaha. XD So idk wtf I want to do with it. Probably gonna be just as random as my Facebook and SFW Tumblr. I hear it's all the rage with you kids these days, so I'm gonna give it more of a chance. Might even post some doodles.

Rick Sanchez/Ian Malcolm. CHAOS HUSBANDS!

Because I feel like those assholes were made for each other.

Any ideas for some fucked up situations for em? There's so much I could do there. Ian had to develop his Chaos Theory somewhere, and hanging out(and having buttsex) with Rick sure explains a few things. Rick and Ian adventures forever, Morty, a hundred years Rick and Ian.

Yes, Ian's gone through a lot of wives, but he's straight enough to fuck a few guys here and there and still be straight. Yes, that makes him bisexual, but tell that to Ian, it's how he would explain it. :P

Can't guarantee any of this will get written, but it's fun to contemplate. I am currently writing an Ellie/Alan/Ian 3-way smut fic, stay tuned for that. Yes, Rick is Ellie's uncle in my timelines, and yes, it does make things a little awkward. XD

I know, this is FUR Affinity and here I am obsessing over HUMAN characters. At least a few of em are dinosaurs SOMETIMES. :3

So... this was apparently a Playstation 2 commercial directed by David Lynch, a man who has recently and rapidly become my fucking hero because Twin Peaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hujmlsg8k_Q

I am the Wolfman, I hate being bored and I can PUNCH SUNS.

Yep, sounds like Vicious.

I'm on Tumblr. I hear it's all the rage with some of you kids. I've actually had these 2 blogs for a while, but I hardly ever post there. That may change.

SFW Tumblr: http://squeakychewtoy.tumblr.com/
NSFW Tumblr, full of pony and dinosaur porns and other balls-out dirtiness: http://chewtoyafterdark.tumblr.com/

Found this deleted scene from Rick and Morty relevant to my interests: https://www.watchcartoononline.io/r.....ade-a-dinosaur I really don't know why this isn't in an episode yet; it's some of the funniest crap I've seen lately.

I'm referring to Archive Of Our Own, where I finally got an invite after some waiting: http://archiveofourown.org/users/squeakychewtoy

So, my fanfiction is now on a fanfiction site, yay. Just got 2 stories up now but I'll post a few more later. Nothing I haven't posted here already, but it's good. Would love some comments and kudos if you visit there. :3

It's easy enough to be a dinosaur on an island full of dinosaurs, but to be a dinosaur in the middle of Montana seems quite a bit trickier.

Not sure how many of you follow my stories, but that last one, Mesozoic Mess? (That's what I would have called JP/JW if it were MY dinosaur park.) I'm trying to figure out how to continue it and I'm not sure. :B Just how do you go about keeping the existence of an animal the size of a V. sornaensis secret?

I could easily go the "found and kidnapped and prodded by scientists" route, but... I'm kinda hoping for Alan to avoid that. :S Poor kid's been through enough already. (I say kid but the character would be like 60 by now, hah.) Besides, sounds too much like the plot of Splash!, bahaha. Which I might want to watch again now that I think of it. (It's approaching mermaiding season, after all.) Heh, I loved John Candy's character from that, he's another Pervert with a capital P. But... we're getting off the subject.

Maybe a list of funny reactions to finding out that your boss is a dinosaur now. There's a whole dig team to consider. Jeez, Ellie might have to hook that trailer up to their truck and find someplace secluded to get away from all those curious peepers. :B Maybe InGen could offer Ellie a job "studying" her husband in captivity. Maybe she says "fuck it" and buys one of those things from Rick so she can be a raptor too and they just run off together into the badlands. (I know some of y'all want that option to happen, hehe.) I could do a lo of things.

What would you like to see from my fan fiction weirdness? I'm open to moar ideeeeeas, ideas forever, SCIENCE! Open to ideas for the Changes timeline too with Ellie as the raptor, that's still a thing! Though like I said, it's easier to come up for ideas about a dinosaur and her man-toy on an island full of dinosaurs!

In other news, the JP3 rewrite has been put on hold for this. I hate that movie and don't want to watch it again just to finish that. You win, TF fans.... you win. ;3

Also, dinosaur porn has proven to be great for my career. Thank you to everyone. :3 Feeling good about my art lately. It's nice. Still got some commissions to do, so I will be doing that now.

I had a dream last night that Sam Neill was teaching a science class. Not any science I'm familiar with, mind you. Physics I think. I'm just a lowly biologist and wasn't getting it.... but then we just watched one of his movies for the rest of class. Not even a movie I'm familiar with. Event Horizon would have almost made sense, but it wasn't that. Probably one that doesn't even exist.

Not the worst school dream I've had but one of the tamest. But you'd think, I've been drawing this dude having sex with dinosaurs for 3 months, he'd probably be having sex with dinosaurs, but nope. Just teaching physics and making us watch his movies. :B

Though to be fair, the fandoms I like tend to be pretty bloody, so.... :B

So.... been watching Rick and Morty again, and since it can essentially be crossed over with everything, I'm throwing Rick Sanchez into my Jurassic Park fanfics at some point. He'll be Ellie Sattler's asshole uncle, her mom's brother. It explains a lot, since he's a misogynistic drunk and she's an outspoken feminist. That spunky attitude had to come from somewhere. :3 And, he got her into science, so it wasn't all bad.

There's another Rick that I like too, Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. (Might I just add that I'm super fucking happy that he hooked up with Michonne? I thought she was fuckin' sexy since I saw a teaser pic of her before she was introduced to the series, and she got more awesome as it went on. But I digress.) I had a weird fantasy about him and Dr. Grant while watching the last episode. *melts* Something about Rick's choice of wardrobe, those guys have similar fashion sense. Here we go:

Alan and Rick have guns to each others' heads, at a standoff.
Rick: "Who the fuck are you?"
Alan: "Alan Grant. Who the hell are you?"
Rick: "Rick Grimes."
They stare each other down for a few long moments. Suddenly, they toss their guns aside and embrace, lips locking in a passionate kiss as they sink to the ground and tear at each others' clothes.
Ellie and Michonne stare at each other in stunned silence for a few even longer moments. Then they start making out with each other too.

Kinda want to do this up as a comic, but I dunno if I'll ever get around to that. If anyone wants to run with that and draw it up, be my guest!

And then there's Darryl and Shiva. (Also Walking Dead, human and tiger.) I want them to have sex too because I'm a fuckin sicko. I will definitely draw THAT up at some point. :B

Then there's that stupid parrot from JP3. Heisenberg(from Breaking Bad) is talking to the dumb bird, telling it "Now, say my name." But all the bird screeches is "ALAN!" Heisenberg's like, "You son of a bitch!" Fucking parrot. :B Even in my weird jokes Ellie still married Alan. :P

How about we celebrate it with a wonderfully feminist(and a little gross) rendition of Rapunzel from Teen Titans Go: https://youtu.be/V2Twb_Ppacw It involves claws, which are relevant to my interests. :3

I'm glad Beast Boy finally hooks up with Raven on that show, too. :3 He's always been my favorite!

As you might know, I'm a lady. But I'd like to shout out my love to those of all genders! I don't give a crap what's between your legs, y'all! You're awesome no matter what's going on there, no matter what you identify as. :3 I gonna celebrate E'RYONE today! <3

"Hell, the sexes are equal, with their erogenous zones blown SKY HIGH!" - The Penguin, Batman Returns

I'm re-watching Rick and Morty, which may not be the best idea while trying to work, but...

This clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czwxk3Km5kg Not sure why but it had me dying. XD That's not something I say lightly, having almost been killed by a joke and some root beer one time while driving.

I don't have ducks. They are not in a row.

All I got are squirrels and they are at a rave.

The dinosaur attacks are not helping.

Trying though. Gonna sit down with some tea after I drop Zakk off at work and really give this concentration thing another try. I have work to do, dammit! Lots of sketching. Really want to get it done, and I will!

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/refer.....oo-twin-peaks/ This right here. Creepiest thing I've seen on Scooby Doo yet. I think they may have the same guy voicing the dwarf who played him in the show, sounds like him. Got to find the full version of this now.

I finally finished watching Twin Peaks and I have to say... what the actual fuck yo? p.q I have more questions about the end than I did about Laura Palmer's murder. I hope some of them will be answered in the next season. :3 May 21st. Looking so forward to it! <3

God I'm a nerd.

EDIT: Yes, that is the original actor! It says so... right here, at the top of the article. :B

Another EDIT: Oh yeah, planning some fanart of Bill Cipher and the Cosmic Owl hanging out in the Black Lodge. I feel like they'd be at home there.

EDIT again: I am now terrified of owls, creamed corn, and coffee, Diane. Though the creamed corn has been an issue for some time. Now it's confirmed to be evil.

MORE EDITS: Since welcometotwinpeaks.com does not seem to be loading now that I've posted that link, here's another link for some info on the episodes: http://scoobydoo.wikia.com/wiki/Sitting_room Mysteries Inc. episodes 220 and 222. Gonna watch.

Been pondering this lately. I like music...

I'll start with characters that aren't mine but I've kind of adopted: Ellie Sattler and Alan Grant. I feel like they probably listen to Rush, Tragically Hip, and Barenaked Ladies. It's the flannel, you see. Ellie is a child of She What Done it All(Eris) and thus probably listens to Negativland also. Chaos Theory.

Doctor Chewtoy, my main fursona: Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Negativland, as these are my real-life favorite bands and she is me. :3

Vicious: Stone Temple Pilots, Cannibal Corpse, and Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. Anything loud and rapey, really.

Malicious: Well, she's based her life on "Stinkfist" by Tool. But she's also into Rush and most metal.

Shattered Reality, my dark muse: The maddening flute of the idiot-god Azathoth. She's an Old One, you see.

Not a complete list, got more that I've yet to contemplate this with, but... How 'bout you? Who are your characters, what are they into?