I AM A CAT. I AM BLACK AND I AM WHITE TOO.
I AM A MAN CAT, NOT A WOMAN CAT.

I GOT IN A FIGHT, ANOTHER MAN CAT BIT MY EAR. HE BIT MY TAIL TOO. DON'T TOUCH MY EAR, AND DON'T TOUCH MY TAIL. DON'T TOUCH ME AT ALL. DON'T HUG ME. DON'T TOUCH ME, EVER.

I HAVE SOME CAT FRIENDS. BUT I DON'T WANT FRIENDS. THEY ARE and
THEY AREN'T RELATED TO ME. I AM NOT COOPERTOM. HE IS GREY. I AM BLACK. I AM 4 YEARS OLD AND HE IS 2 YEARS OLD. TSO IS 1 YEAR OLD. I AM THE OLDEST.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. DON'T TALK TO ME.

GO AWAY NOW