I know from personal experience.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild stuff will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f**ked up...but hey, that was fun!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it works out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing that.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to work free drinks all night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you

I was wondering what was up, until I realized it was six in the morning here, holy shit, that's bad because im not even drunk and I have been drinking for 12 hours straight, I will see you all fine people when I decide to wake up many hours from now.........................Goodnight Rudy Mendoza whatever room you are passed out in! Strickland I will try and be awake for chow, but no promiseses , doc dont worry you will get your $$$ back

rules:
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- yes

Been arrested? --- no

Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes

Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes

Ran a red light? --- no

Been suspended from school? --- Yes

Experienced love at first sight? --- yes

Totalled your car in an accident? --- no

Been fired from a job? --- no

Fired somebody? --- yes

Sang karaoke? --- yes

Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes

Kissed in the rain? --- yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes

Seen someone die? --- yes

Played spin-the-bottle? --- no

Sang in the shower? --- yes

Smoked a cigar? --- yes

Sat on a rooftop? --- yes

Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes

Skipped school? --- yes

Eaten a bug? --- yes

Sleepwalked? --- no

Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes

Ridden a motorcycle? --- yes

Dumped someone? --- yes

Forgotten your anniversary? --- no

Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no

Ridden on a helicopter? --- yes

Shaved your head? --- yes

Blacked out from drinking? --- yes

Played a prank on someone? --- yes

Hit a home run? --- yes

Felt like killing someone? --- yes

Cross-dressed? --- no

Been falling-down drunk? --- yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes

Eaten snake? --- yes

Marched/Protested? --- no

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no

Puked on an amusement ride? --- no

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- no

Been in a band? --- no

Knitted? --- no

Been on TV? --- yes

Shot a gun? --- yes

Skinny-dipped? --- yes

Caused someone to need stitches? --- yes

Ridden a surfboard? --- yes

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes

Had surgery? --- yes

Streaked? --- yes

Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- yes

Passed out when not drinking? --- yes

Peed on a bush? --- yes

Donated Blood? --- yes

Grabbed electric fence? --- yes

Eaten alligator meat? --- no

Eaten cheesecake? --- yes

Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes

Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes

Peed your pants in public? --- no

Written graffiti? --- yes

Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes

Think about the future? --- yes

Been in handcuffs? --- no

Believe in love? --- yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes

Listening to the song Requiem for a Dream always inspires me to grab my fireteam and do epic things around base, its about to happen! Damn dis song!