I had 3 new years kisses.. this chipmunk is on a roll :3

It was bumpy and interesting..too drunk to remember most of it though :v and for some reason I have a hospital gown in my bedroom lmfao

i literally just texted somebody “heyyo whats crackin” im not high officer

Rules:
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No
.2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem
.3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
..and begin!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes
Been arrested? - Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Ran a red light? - No
Been suspended from school? - Yes
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? - No
Been fired from a job? - No
Fired somebody? - No
Skydived? - No
Sang karaoke? - Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? - No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No
Kissed in the rain? - No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Seen someone die? - Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - No
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes
Skipped school? - Yes
Eaten a bug? - Yes
Sleepwalked? - Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? - No
Ridden a motorcycle? - No
Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden on a helicopter? - No
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - No
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - Yes
felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - Yes
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes
Eaten a snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No
Been in a band? - No
Knitted? - Yes
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - No
Skinny-dipped? - No
Caused someone to need stitches? - No
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - Yes
Donated Blood? - No
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - No
Peed your pants in public? - No
Written graffiti? - Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - Yes
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Been to a furry convention? - Yes
Own a fursuit? - No
Bungee-Jumped? - No
Stolen something? - Yes
Kissed someone, same gender? - Yes
Kissed someone, different gender? - Yes
Had sex in public? - No
Skipped a night? - Yes
Lied? - Yes
Created a Meme? - Yes
Been to another continent? - No
Been in a country without knowing the language? - Yes
Have seen a parent naked? - Yes

who gave small children the ability to scream
seriously every other baby animal makes such cute noises and then human babies sound like gargling banshees

I CAN HEAR SOMEONE MOWING THEIR LAWN
ITS 11PM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOWING YOUR LAWN WTF

I WISH I DIDN’T DELETE MY BEBO I WANT TO LAUGH AT MY SCENE STAGE PHOTOS OMFG

I want a stoner soulmate.

if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers

I am the only person who has ever tried to quietly hum the same pitch as a vacuum cleaner.

Dear Journal,

I saw a lizard today. Well, I’ve got to go. I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

I always thought I was weird and antisocial because of the bullying I've been a victim of and I always tried to act as normal as I could around people (which was VERY hard)..but after looking at my pre-school and kindergarten photos and the stories my parents have told me I can gladly accept the fact that I am naturally weird and antisocial..like this is the best thing I have ever realised coz I can be me now :3

journals are stupid i’m stupid and i steal my mothers socks and then stretch them so she can never wear them again

http://www.youtube.com/user/thechipmunkmafia101

this is my youtube account that ive had for a couple of years now :3 (so no hate on the re-pitched songs :o) its now for dumb videos that my friends and I do haha feel free to comment your youtube accounts so i can subscribe ^_^

go onto omegle and ask for chpmnk :3 ill screenshot those who find me ♥ xx

2:30 in the morning, tweaking on meth, walking around my neighborhood with no shoes or jacket, headphones on full blast.

everyone please watch :o

http://chpmnk.deviantart.com/

i watch back c: