Sir got out of work only to rember about his experence in the morning in starbucks "Fucking shit! i forgot to call that bitch!" Sir thought to himself he took out Mam's phone number from his pocket and dialed the number."Hello?, Who the fuck is this?" Mam question, "Its me that sonofabitch from the Shitty starbucks:D" Sir replied. "Oh. its you ... you know what i think your cute how about we have dinnner sometime?" Mam asked,"What the fuck, We only knew each other for an hour! and you want to have dinner?" Sir said."I dont give a fuck i havnt gone on a date for a long ass time i know you want to tap some of this ass!"Mam yelled. "Your right i do. ill pick you up in a hour at that starbucks we'll go to a furry party.

It all started in a crappy starbucks in a crappy neighborhood,Sir walked in to buy a expired Muffin,which was green and white of mold,when Mam smacked his hand and said "You fucking dumbass can't you see that fucking shit is spoiled!". " No Mam ,you see, its because im a fucking dumbass and i have the fucking brain size of my smallass dick" Sir responded."Your dick cant be that small!" Mam shouted as the creppy customors from starbucks stared at Sir's crotch. "You know what mam , how bout you give me your number and i'll call you later to dicuss this, i really have to go to my depressing job of wipeing a cats ass" , Sir pleaded,"Alright." Said mam As they both Got there money back from the crappy starbucks.