Hai mom! Since I never learned how to use a grill because I didn't have a father and you never take the time out of your life to teach me, I decided to teach myself by burning wood and shit in the grill, using only my Zippo.

And best part is? I never knew! I just did it. By myself. At the age of 18.

I hate where I live.

みんなのケツドラム天国「自慰ニョ会見」

I dunno what it says.

I weighed 180 lbs before, now it's 189.

Let me explain my mindset right now.

Nothing of value was lost :D

...except my +$4k that I payed (not really) for that PC that I could've used for 4 high end PCs.

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Pepperoni
Cheese
Peppermint
Chocolate
Fudge
Cream
Cherries
Pineapple
meat lovers pizza
mint chocolate chip ice cream
Soy Sauce
Skittles
Peppermint patties


That's the list. And yes I will be eating it.

Um, would anyone like to donate? If they do, I'll post the pictures of me eating said cake on FA for all to see :3

I don't got a Paypal (yet) Soooooouh...not sure how this will go.

1. Smoked. (x)

2. Drank alcohol. (x)

3. Cried when someone died. (x)

4. Been drunk. (x)

5. Had sex. ( )

6. Been to a concert. ( )

7. Gotten/given a handjob. ( )

8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( )

9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)

10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%



11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)

12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. ( )

13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )

14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )

15. Been to prom. (x)

16. Cried at school. (x)

17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)

18. Went streaking. ( )

19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )

20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%



21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ( )

22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. ( )

23. Kissed a stranger. ( )

24. Hugged a stranger. (x)

25. Went scuba diving. ( )

26. Driven a car. ( )

27. Gotten an x-ray. ( )

28. Hit by a car. (x)

29. Had a party. (x)

30. Done serious drugs. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%



31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )

32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )

33. Run away from home. (x)

34. Broken a bone. ( )

36. Bought porn. ( )

37. Watched porn. (x)

38. Made porn. ( )

39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)

40. Been in love. (x)



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%



41. French kissed. ( )

42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)

43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)

44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )

45. Stabbed yourself. ( )

46. Shot a gun. (x)

47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)

48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)

49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( )

50. Watched an animal die. (x)



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%



51. Watched a person die. ( )

52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )

53. Pranked somebody. (x)

54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)

55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ( )

56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)

57. Dressed punk. ( )

58. Dressed goth. (x)

59. Dressed preppy. ( )

60. Been to a motocross race. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%



61. Avoided somebody. (x)

62. Been stalked. ( )

63. Stalked someone. ( )

64. Met a celebrity. ( )

65. Played an instrument. (x)

66. Ridden a horse. ( )

67. Cut yourself. (x)

68. Bungee jumped. ( )

69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )

70. Been to a wild party. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%



71. Got caught stealing something. ( )

72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ( )

73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )

74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )

75. Got arrested. ( )

76. Been pregnant. ( )

77. Babysat. ( )

78. Been to another country. ( )

79. Started your house on fire. ( )

80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%



81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )

82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( )

83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )

84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. ( )

85. Sat on your butt all day. ( )

86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )

87. Had a job. (x)

88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )

89. Been called a whore. ( )

90. Danced like a whore. ( )



PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%



91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )

92. Been in a car accident. ( )

93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. ( )

94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( )

95. Raped somebody. ( )

96. Danced in the rain. ( )

97. Been rejected. ( )

98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )

99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)

100. Been raped. ( )



TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 69%

[14:29:57] <Rhythm> Guess what motherfuckers!
[14:30:03] <Rhythm> I beat teen pregnancy!
[14:30:10] <Majora> :O
[14:30:11] <Cinox> ..........................................................
[14:30:14] <Cinox> Ok
[14:30:16] <Majora> good ol' falcon punch eh?
[14:30:19] <Cinox> Ellaborate.
[14:30:24] <%ippiki> or dont
[14:30:27] <Cinox> No
[14:30:29] <Cinox> Ellaborate
[14:30:34] <Cinox> I need to hear this
[14:30:40] <%ippiki> ellaborate is not a word
[14:30:50] <Rhythm> Today, I turned 20!
[14:31:07] <Cinox> Woops I put in an extra l
[14:31:13] <Cinox> Thanks Grammar nazi~
[14:31:15] <Cinox> Anyways.
[14:31:21] <Cinox> That was anticlimati
[14:31:22] <Cinox> c
[14:31:24] <%ippiki> spending your birthday in a chatroom? /sadface/
[14:31:36] <Rhythm> ippiki: It's 40 and raining.
[14:31:39] <Rhythm> And 1 pm.
[14:31:43] <Rhythm> What else should I be doing?
[14:31:55] <Cinox> Getting your birthday blowjob
[14:32:14] <%ippiki> idk, whatever 20 year olds do on their birthday these days
[14:32:18] <%ippiki> group sex?
[14:32:23] <Cinox> Getting laid?
[14:32:28] <%ippiki> cricket?
[14:32:42] <%ippiki> basket weaving
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[14:33:47] ChanServ [services@irc.furnet.org] has set mode +v darkdoomer
[14:34:12] OverDoseD snuggles ippiki :3
[14:34:15] <OverDoseD> go get drunk
[14:35:20] <%ippiki> yeah if it's your bday and 1 in the afternoon, there is no reason who you should be sober
[14:37:32] <Cinox> Hay Rhythm.
[14:37:43] <Cinox> Want to know how to celebrate your birthday?
[14:37:46] <Cinox> Go out right now.
[14:37:53] <Cinox> Find a random prostitute.
[14:37:58] <Cinox> Punch her in her cunt.
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[14:38:20] <Majora> enjoy your hand crabs
[14:38:25] <Cinox> Then proceed to dance around her now fetal position'd body as you play the song of your people.
[14:42:31] <Majora> http://ofthefunk.com/funnys/i-shall.....-my-people.jpg
[14:43:00] <Cinox> YES
[14:43:01] <Cinox> LIKE THAT

I feel like a dick. I ended up acting completely cold to my mate and now she thinks she did something wrong.


;.=.; I'm sorry.

Goddammit. I can't even think straight with this headcold...

Though I did have some inspriation to post, though because FA's ToS Is retarded I can't exactly provide a picture. I'm going to do so anyway.

I'm sorry, did anyone else D'aaaaaaaaaaw at this?

Shit, had no idea that shes causing more trouble than she's worth. So for the record I'm gonna put down as much as I remember, for a warning and a reference. Note, this is like, 2 years ago.

I refuse to give her name, if you want the name, you can note me, but other than that do not publicly ask.


Anyways, let me put down as much as I can remember about this person. First of all she lived in my town for some time, along with me and three other people I'm friends with (not in the same house, just same town). She was literally the embodiment of furry lifestyler, furry stuff on her PC, in public (outside) she'd put on furry art (not the CLEAN art either) and she was notorious for wearing tails and meowing (or whatever). She's an artist and fursuiter, though I doubt she still makes fursuits.

While she was up here, she would lie all the time. A compulsive liar. She also was supposed to be taking medication for her mental disorders, including bipolar disorder and schizophrenia if I remember correctly. She would not take them for some time, then proceed to JUMP up doses like mad, which didn't help her at all. She had these...."problems" with control as well.

My friend Ian had a hate for her but couldn't bring himself to just get out of there. He was cleaning her apartment, they cuddled, never really fucked (he told me this), and Ian is a bit off so he is attracted to things he can't stand. (Or something like that, not sure HOW he explained it).

One night we finally all left her ass with a note. I don't know what it said, Ian wrote it, but I can imagine what he was thinking. A while after she catches up to us, trying to threaten us with some weird shit. We all laughed in her face, then left her there. A while later she heads down to Florida, and I heard that she ended up addicted to opiates. We ended up having to clean her apartment. I wont go into much detail, but we practically grabbed anything useful, and I ended up with one of her MtG decks that I gave to my sister. (I later talked to her about that and she then sarcastically said that I was gonna pay for it. HAHAHA no.) She was SUPPOSED to take care of a friend's gecko, Gizmo. She was adorable *.=.* But she was left behind. We got the gecko and returned her to her owner, who was not too happy about what the person in question did.

Now for me and her, I knew damn well she hated me. She's made it perfectly clear she hates dragons, always bringing up Tumbles the StairDragon around me (multiple times in fact) and she acted like I was her damn pet (though I was mated at the time), taking the opportunity to lay on me like I'm some sort of couch.... She always claimed she had a "bad back" while we all watch her lift stuff up (being reminded about her back as she's halfway there). Obviously she used that "back" as an excuse to lay on me >.=.<

As for her art. We have made note of her mistakes, all of us. She either defused them or bitched about some stupid excuse. Won't go into detail much, not that important. Her art that people commissioned always disappeared somewhere, or they were destroyed (or blown up in a mailbox, never happened but still a funny story to remember). If the payer was lucky she'd get it done within a month. Worst case scenario, she never gets it done, and she never refunds, claiming she already used it for bills. What I did notice, but never actually said anything or thought of it until now, is I found a projector, and transparencies with art either drawn or printed on.

Yes. If you're thinking the obvious (which is what I am thinking too), then she has been tracing. I don't know what ones. But I remember it clearly, a bunny laying on her side looking at the viewer. I regret not keeping them, as I could use them for proof.


Anyways, if you need any questions, or the name, then please, feel free to note me. I will, however, not be responsible for her name being thrown out publicly by a third party, though I WILL hide comments that do have her name in it, for the sake of my own ass, and to keep drama from flooding the place.

I would like to open this discussion by saying someone was stupid today on my shout.

This person (accidentally, probably) posted that he would bring in law enforcement (not admins) to deal with me (apparently) trolling the currently suspended account of  nataya.

What did he do wrong everybody? Yes that's right! He did a "Dun Goofed" and threatened a lawlsuit for trolling over the internet for "stalking."

Now let me put these definitions down.

From Urban Dictionary:

Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social/entertainment value.

From Urban Dictionary as well:

To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. People who stalk are usually obsessed with the stalkee.

Yes. This guy wants to press charges for stalking. Now what will possibly happen if he tries to go with this?

1) Falsifying a report leading to an arrest on a misdemeaner (not sure, depends with what they have in Florida).

2) Looking like an idiot over the internet.

3) Proving once again, that furries are really that stupid to try to throw police and lawyers at anyone.

And funny enough, he even went so far as to actually try to incite outside drama IN the Furaffinity Domain.

All I can say to this person is: Good luck :3c

[15:18:52] <Majora> if you have a cock you can't have a clit. :|


>8C And if you don't get it, then you need to read his realism in furry rant.

Imagine FA is an enclosed room with some ventilation and full of blind retards that will do anything you say. There is an intercom that lets you speak to these retards. You can say one thing.

What would you say?

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