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Posted 16 years agoSo, I've been seeing this guy for a few months, right? We're happy, we're in love, I want to do everything for him, and he wants to do everything for me.
Then there's his mom.
I get that parents want to "do right" for their kids, and shield them from goddamn everything. But by doing that, you're not actually helping them.
Dakk called me last night, sometime around 4 AM. We talked for an hour, until his phone ran out of minutes. And then he called me on his house phone.
That caused trouble.
So his mom calls me.. accuses me of preying on her son and tells me to leave him the fuck alone because I'm a predator and she wants what's best for him.
Has it occurred to her that maybe everyone on the internet ISN'T out to get somebody? That maybe I legitimately love him and want to make him happy? That maybe, JUST MAYBE, he doesn't WANT to be the straight arrow you wish he fucking was?
Gods, I hate people, I just fucking HATE people.
Then there's his mom.
I get that parents want to "do right" for their kids, and shield them from goddamn everything. But by doing that, you're not actually helping them.
Dakk called me last night, sometime around 4 AM. We talked for an hour, until his phone ran out of minutes. And then he called me on his house phone.
That caused trouble.
So his mom calls me.. accuses me of preying on her son and tells me to leave him the fuck alone because I'm a predator and she wants what's best for him.
Has it occurred to her that maybe everyone on the internet ISN'T out to get somebody? That maybe I legitimately love him and want to make him happy? That maybe, JUST MAYBE, he doesn't WANT to be the straight arrow you wish he fucking was?
Gods, I hate people, I just fucking HATE people.
I am a Retard
Posted 16 years agoI fucked up (big surprise)
I'm going to cut a long story short and simply say that my father found the spare computer cable, and I'm in real deep shit.
So now, I have this shitty little laptop that I reclaimed from the very pits of hell that I might have SOME WAY of accessing the interweb we all love so much.
I friggin' hate this fucking thing.
Get me out of here.
I can't breathe.
No
Air
Can't
Breathe
I'm going to cut a long story short and simply say that my father found the spare computer cable, and I'm in real deep shit.
So now, I have this shitty little laptop that I reclaimed from the very pits of hell that I might have SOME WAY of accessing the interweb we all love so much.
I friggin' hate this fucking thing.
Get me out of here.
I can't breathe.
No
Air
Can't
Breathe
Requesting Renegades
Posted 16 years agoRighty, so, I gots me somethin to ask of all you bored art people. As you probably know, I'm developing a species called Renegades (because I have absolutely no talent for names) and all the various subtypes within that species. I need some images, because I'm absolutely terrible about finishing things, and I figured if people are bored enough to take request, I may as well MAKE a couple.
What I'm asking is simple. I just want you to draw a Renegade, of any subtype, doing anything you want, there are absolutely no restrictions or specifications beyond that. This is an attempt on my part to flesh out the species a bit, and a good opportunity to get reference artwork for future requests, as well as a chance for anybody who feels up to this task to have a hand in shaping an entire race of creatures.
All variants, unless otherwise noted, feature short fur of any color, though most commonly within a greyscale; canine back legs that bend backwards once, then forward again before touching the ground; four toes, three in front, one in back, a little ways up the leg, before the second bend, each with a long, sharp claw; a long, prehensile tail, resembling the tail of a lizard; a humanoid skeletal structure, allowing them to stand upright, with fore-limbs capable of grasping and holding objects and tools, complete with three fingers and opposable thumbs; a fox-like muzzle and ears. Renegades have animalistic senses, superior to those of humans.
The Hermod Variant (of which I am a member) features a light build, hollow bones, and a pair of membranous wings that protrude from the back, the 'arm' at just about the shoulder, the wing itself running down the base of the tail. They are generally between 6 and 7 feet tall, and weigh between 80 and 100 pounds. Their bodies are not suited for real flight, but rather for gliding. The wings fold once to shorten the length of the 'arm' and then down at the shoulder, flattening the wing against the back. It is extremely uncomfortable to leave the wings folded for long periods of time. In order to wear clothing, Hermod Renegades must have small holes punched in their wings, close to the body, one at the shoulder and one at the waist. Hermod Renegade clothing is held in place with belts or straps fastened behind the back, between the wings.
Hermod type doodle (Warning, contains sheath)
Hermod type wing doodle
The Thor Variant is about as tall as Hermod, though considerably heavier. They are earthbound, and have a strong muscular structure. Of all the variants, they are the closest to human, having no special adaptations. They stand between 6' and 7'6" and weigh on average 180 to 200 pounds.
The Odin variant is similar to Thor, but larger, between 7 and 8 feet and 200 to 300 pounds, and features a blade at the tip of its tail, commonly referred to as Gungnir.
The Heimdall variant is as large as Thor, but more closely resembles an animal, with long, dark fur, elongated teeth and claws, and hunched posture. They have heightened senses, and are capable of adapting to nearly any environment, though they are most commonly feral, and hostile towards other species and even members of their own.
The Hod variant has a pair of wings that extend from their underarms, very much like a bat. Hod are more suited to flight than Hermod, and feature substantially smaller, lighter bodies, ranging from 4'8" to 5'9" on average, and weighing 50 to 70 pounds. Despite their small size, they are aggressive and territorial in nature, and even as civilized creatures, they are oppositional and stubborn.
The Loki variant is similar to a chameleon, capable of changing its appearance in order to blend in with its surroundings. Roughly the size of the Hermod type, in height and build, they weight on average 130 to 150 pounds. They are able to change the color of their fur and their eyes at will, as well as any patterns they may wish at the time. Through direct eye contact they can induce a form of hypnosis that disguises their appearance to the victim to whatever they desire, though the actual physical structure undergoes no change. The hypnotic effect lasts little more than an hour.
If you are at all interested, please respond. As I said, there are no specifications besides "I need Renegades" so feel free to do absolutely anything with this.
What I'm asking is simple. I just want you to draw a Renegade, of any subtype, doing anything you want, there are absolutely no restrictions or specifications beyond that. This is an attempt on my part to flesh out the species a bit, and a good opportunity to get reference artwork for future requests, as well as a chance for anybody who feels up to this task to have a hand in shaping an entire race of creatures.
All variants, unless otherwise noted, feature short fur of any color, though most commonly within a greyscale; canine back legs that bend backwards once, then forward again before touching the ground; four toes, three in front, one in back, a little ways up the leg, before the second bend, each with a long, sharp claw; a long, prehensile tail, resembling the tail of a lizard; a humanoid skeletal structure, allowing them to stand upright, with fore-limbs capable of grasping and holding objects and tools, complete with three fingers and opposable thumbs; a fox-like muzzle and ears. Renegades have animalistic senses, superior to those of humans.
The Hermod Variant (of which I am a member) features a light build, hollow bones, and a pair of membranous wings that protrude from the back, the 'arm' at just about the shoulder, the wing itself running down the base of the tail. They are generally between 6 and 7 feet tall, and weigh between 80 and 100 pounds. Their bodies are not suited for real flight, but rather for gliding. The wings fold once to shorten the length of the 'arm' and then down at the shoulder, flattening the wing against the back. It is extremely uncomfortable to leave the wings folded for long periods of time. In order to wear clothing, Hermod Renegades must have small holes punched in their wings, close to the body, one at the shoulder and one at the waist. Hermod Renegade clothing is held in place with belts or straps fastened behind the back, between the wings.
Hermod type doodle (Warning, contains sheath)
Hermod type wing doodle
The Thor Variant is about as tall as Hermod, though considerably heavier. They are earthbound, and have a strong muscular structure. Of all the variants, they are the closest to human, having no special adaptations. They stand between 6' and 7'6" and weigh on average 180 to 200 pounds.
The Odin variant is similar to Thor, but larger, between 7 and 8 feet and 200 to 300 pounds, and features a blade at the tip of its tail, commonly referred to as Gungnir.
The Heimdall variant is as large as Thor, but more closely resembles an animal, with long, dark fur, elongated teeth and claws, and hunched posture. They have heightened senses, and are capable of adapting to nearly any environment, though they are most commonly feral, and hostile towards other species and even members of their own.
The Hod variant has a pair of wings that extend from their underarms, very much like a bat. Hod are more suited to flight than Hermod, and feature substantially smaller, lighter bodies, ranging from 4'8" to 5'9" on average, and weighing 50 to 70 pounds. Despite their small size, they are aggressive and territorial in nature, and even as civilized creatures, they are oppositional and stubborn.
The Loki variant is similar to a chameleon, capable of changing its appearance in order to blend in with its surroundings. Roughly the size of the Hermod type, in height and build, they weight on average 130 to 150 pounds. They are able to change the color of their fur and their eyes at will, as well as any patterns they may wish at the time. Through direct eye contact they can induce a form of hypnosis that disguises their appearance to the victim to whatever they desire, though the actual physical structure undergoes no change. The hypnotic effect lasts little more than an hour.
If you are at all interested, please respond. As I said, there are no specifications besides "I need Renegades" so feel free to do absolutely anything with this.
A distinct lack of clockwork
Posted 16 years agoWell, folks, it's that time again. I haven't done anything since I dropped out of Hinds, and my parents are getting sick of the lack of productivity (and rightfully so) and to that end, my father has pulled the plug on my computer. Quite literally, he's taken the power cable to my PC, hence why I have been gone for 2 weeks without a word. I found a spare cable that happens to fit my computer lying in a tangled mess of wires in my closet, but I figure I probably shouldn't use it during the day, or at any time when I should be among the living, and more than likely I won't be using it much at all until I have things sorted out in my life.
You may see me around late at night (Central US time.. which is to say early morning for all you euro-furs) but it won't be often. Don't expect to see me back full-time for a good couple of months.
Also, this means I can't work on NCA or anything sprite-related, or on the Bad Radio Show (so much for promises D= ) but I will be doodling and whatever in my spare time. I might even reformat NCA at some point, assuming I can learn how to draw. (I do not expect most of you goers of internetland to grasp this, as it's more or less exclusive to a small contingent of fagholes, but if you do understand, good for you, you deserve a handful of granola)
I bid you folks and furries adieu, auf wiedersehen, until we meet again. May the day come soon.
You may see me around late at night (Central US time.. which is to say early morning for all you euro-furs) but it won't be often. Don't expect to see me back full-time for a good couple of months.
Also, this means I can't work on NCA or anything sprite-related, or on the Bad Radio Show (so much for promises D= ) but I will be doodling and whatever in my spare time. I might even reformat NCA at some point, assuming I can learn how to draw. (I do not expect most of you goers of internetland to grasp this, as it's more or less exclusive to a small contingent of fagholes, but if you do understand, good for you, you deserve a handful of granola)
I bid you folks and furries adieu, auf wiedersehen, until we meet again. May the day come soon.
I am a sandwich
Posted 17 years agoIt has been almost a full year since I was pulled out of Berry by my god-awful love of oversleeping. In that time I have... Done absolutely nothing. No job. I haven't even finished another chapter in any of my three works-in-progress (which I may consider putting up here after touching them up a little bit, assuming I can find the files and if I feel like it)
But things are different now, because this week I started taking classes at a local community college! I know, it's a step down from Berry, but Berry kicked my ass and stole my money, whereas this place is just a junior college that costs $800 a semester compared to the $12000 it took for Berry. Three days and things are going alright. I know that's really not much, and there's still plenty of time for me to slip up, but I'm trying REALLY HARD not to.
Fuck, I might even start sketching again, now that I have classes to goof off in again. Who knows, maybe I'll reach the level of quality I had my senior year of high school. Maybe I'll get BETTER (yeah, right)
So anyway, yeah, hopefully things will start looking up soon and I can get life on track and stop being a goddamn emo hippie bum who burns incense in his father's attic every morning while listening to angry music and looking at porn.
But things are different now, because this week I started taking classes at a local community college! I know, it's a step down from Berry, but Berry kicked my ass and stole my money, whereas this place is just a junior college that costs $800 a semester compared to the $12000 it took for Berry. Three days and things are going alright. I know that's really not much, and there's still plenty of time for me to slip up, but I'm trying REALLY HARD not to.
Fuck, I might even start sketching again, now that I have classes to goof off in again. Who knows, maybe I'll reach the level of quality I had my senior year of high school. Maybe I'll get BETTER (yeah, right)
So anyway, yeah, hopefully things will start looking up soon and I can get life on track and stop being a goddamn emo hippie bum who burns incense in his father's attic every morning while listening to angry music and looking at porn.
BORING BORING BORING
Posted 17 years ago1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 5%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 10%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 11%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 22%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 26%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (Paranormal shit is under debate but I persoannly have strong beliefs.. 'cause it happens fairly often)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
FINAL PERCENT: 42%
SO SHELTERED SO BORING SO EMO OGOD /wrist
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 5%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 10%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 11%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 15%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 22%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 26%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (Paranormal shit is under debate but I persoannly have strong beliefs.. 'cause it happens fairly often)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
FINAL PERCENT: 42%
SO SHELTERED SO BORING SO EMO OGOD /wrist
It's MEMETASTIC
Posted 17 years ago100 TRUTHS:
001. Name - Kurt Transem
002. Nickname – clockwork/clockworkmonkey, Toxic, Screech
003. Status - Engaged
004. Zodiac sign - Ares
005. Male or female - Male
006. Elementary - Yes
007. High School - Yes
008. College – semester and a half
009. Smart – HURR DURR
010. Hair color – Dark Brown
011. Long or short – mid-length to long
012. Loud or Quiet - usually withdrawn in pudlic, but loud and obnoxious with friends and on the internet
013. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans
014. Phone or Camera – Cameraphone, biznatch
015. Health freak – *snort* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
016. Drink or Smoke? – Neither. I took a vow of sobriety when I was 15
017. Do you have a crush on someone? – Nope
018. Eating or Drinking - I frequently go long periods of time without eating, owing to my screwed up sleep cycle and the fact that I have no money. Think of it as fasting..
019. Piercings – none
020. Tattoos – I wish
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing – dun' got none. Although one or more may happen in the near future
024. First best friend - Larry
025. First award – Accelerated Learning program "What is Communication"
026. First crush – don't remember
027. First pet - black labrador, named Jed
028. First big vacation – Disney World when I was 7. Stayed for a weekend, I think. I don't remember too well
030. First big birthday – can't remember. My LAST really big one was my 12th, and we went for laser tag
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating - Chicken Flavored instant-cup Ramen
050. Drinking - Celeste Cola (because it's cheaper than the name brands)
052. I'm about to – sneeze
053. Listening to – The Offspring - Mission From God
054. Plans for today – See my psychiatrist, prolly do some sketching, play the fuck out of TF2
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? – eh.. get back to me, I'll have an answer in about a year
059. Want to get married? – yeppers
060. Careers – Psychiatrist.. oddly enough
WHICH IS BETTER FOR A BOY/GIRLFRIEND?
068. Lips or eyes - Eyes. A window to the soul. And fat lips make me gag
070. Shorter or taller? – ehm.. shorter?
072. Romantic or spontaneous – the two go hand-in-hand.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms – wha? I don't particularly care, honestly
074. Sensitive or loud – Loud can be fun, but it can also be annoying. Sensitive can be the same way. A balance of both works best
075. Hook-up or relationship - Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant - not a troublemaker, per se, but someone who's got a sense of adventure
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts – oooooh, plenty
081. Ran away from home – not really run away. Snuk out, yes.
084. Broken someone's heart – aye
085. Been arrested – No
087. Cried when someone died - Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself - not really, no
090. Miracles - a word I throw around sometimes, but I don't really believe in some greater power giving me divine blessings for being a fuckup
091. Love at first sight – not really. Because a relationship based on appearances is not love
092. Heaven – Seven of them, each offering a greater level of bliss than the preceding.
093. Santa Claus – HERP A DERP
094. Sex on the first date - If it's worth doing, it can wait
095. Kiss on the first date - hmmm.. well, I did with my fiance, but technically we had our first real date after seeing each other for about 2 years, so that's acceptable
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yes. But she's across the pond, and I'm a college dropout with no work experience in the Southern US. It's not likely I'll be with her any time soon
098. Are you really happy with where you are in life? – PAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I made myself sad just now
099. Do you believe in God – complicated. I was raised in a losely Christian household, then lost all faith in all forms of Christianity after attending a Catholic school. I studied a number of ancient religions and adapted some part of each into my own belief structure. Technically speaking, I believe in every god from all the old pantheons (except the Romans, because those are the Greek gods with different names) I simply believe they have little to no influence in the affairs of mortals.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: If you read this, congratulations. I don't care one way or another if you do this or not.
001. Name - Kurt Transem
002. Nickname – clockwork/clockworkmonkey, Toxic, Screech
003. Status - Engaged
004. Zodiac sign - Ares
005. Male or female - Male
006. Elementary - Yes
007. High School - Yes
008. College – semester and a half
009. Smart – HURR DURR
010. Hair color – Dark Brown
011. Long or short – mid-length to long
012. Loud or Quiet - usually withdrawn in pudlic, but loud and obnoxious with friends and on the internet
013. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans
014. Phone or Camera – Cameraphone, biznatch
015. Health freak – *snort* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
016. Drink or Smoke? – Neither. I took a vow of sobriety when I was 15
017. Do you have a crush on someone? – Nope
018. Eating or Drinking - I frequently go long periods of time without eating, owing to my screwed up sleep cycle and the fact that I have no money. Think of it as fasting..
019. Piercings – none
020. Tattoos – I wish
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing – dun' got none. Although one or more may happen in the near future
024. First best friend - Larry
025. First award – Accelerated Learning program "What is Communication"
026. First crush – don't remember
027. First pet - black labrador, named Jed
028. First big vacation – Disney World when I was 7. Stayed for a weekend, I think. I don't remember too well
030. First big birthday – can't remember. My LAST really big one was my 12th, and we went for laser tag
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating - Chicken Flavored instant-cup Ramen
050. Drinking - Celeste Cola (because it's cheaper than the name brands)
052. I'm about to – sneeze
053. Listening to – The Offspring - Mission From God
054. Plans for today – See my psychiatrist, prolly do some sketching, play the fuck out of TF2
YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? – eh.. get back to me, I'll have an answer in about a year
059. Want to get married? – yeppers
060. Careers – Psychiatrist.. oddly enough
WHICH IS BETTER FOR A BOY/GIRLFRIEND?
068. Lips or eyes - Eyes. A window to the soul. And fat lips make me gag
070. Shorter or taller? – ehm.. shorter?
072. Romantic or spontaneous – the two go hand-in-hand.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms – wha? I don't particularly care, honestly
074. Sensitive or loud – Loud can be fun, but it can also be annoying. Sensitive can be the same way. A balance of both works best
075. Hook-up or relationship - Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant - not a troublemaker, per se, but someone who's got a sense of adventure
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts – oooooh, plenty
081. Ran away from home – not really run away. Snuk out, yes.
084. Broken someone's heart – aye
085. Been arrested – No
087. Cried when someone died - Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself - not really, no
090. Miracles - a word I throw around sometimes, but I don't really believe in some greater power giving me divine blessings for being a fuckup
091. Love at first sight – not really. Because a relationship based on appearances is not love
092. Heaven – Seven of them, each offering a greater level of bliss than the preceding.
093. Santa Claus – HERP A DERP
094. Sex on the first date - If it's worth doing, it can wait
095. Kiss on the first date - hmmm.. well, I did with my fiance, but technically we had our first real date after seeing each other for about 2 years, so that's acceptable
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yes. But she's across the pond, and I'm a college dropout with no work experience in the Southern US. It's not likely I'll be with her any time soon
098. Are you really happy with where you are in life? – PAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I made myself sad just now
099. Do you believe in God – complicated. I was raised in a losely Christian household, then lost all faith in all forms of Christianity after attending a Catholic school. I studied a number of ancient religions and adapted some part of each into my own belief structure. Technically speaking, I believe in every god from all the old pantheons (except the Romans, because those are the Greek gods with different names) I simply believe they have little to no influence in the affairs of mortals.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: If you read this, congratulations. I don't care one way or another if you do this or not.
Clockworkmonkey: A study
Posted 17 years agoGreetings. I am the clockworkmonkey, and this is my new page. Unfortunately, just plain clockworkmonkey was already taken, as was the case on Deviantart, and so I had to put a number with it. This in itself makes me very angry. The sole reason I decided to conslidate under the name clockworkmonkey is because it wasn't used by anyone else, and just about everywhere I went it was open. Obviously, this is not the case anymore. And it makes me very VERY cheesed off.
This is a notice of a move in progress: from my old account, under the username toxic, to my new one which, if you are reading this, I assume you already know where it is. Otherwise, I suggest you get a compass and learn some sense of direction.
I will be uploading old work and stuff, and then I dunno. So yeah.
Have fun!
This is a notice of a move in progress: from my old account, under the username toxic, to my new one which, if you are reading this, I assume you already know where it is. Otherwise, I suggest you get a compass and learn some sense of direction.
I will be uploading old work and stuff, and then I dunno. So yeah.
Have fun!
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