Stolen from  jackrat

Let's fuck until we die!

Music Meme fill out using only one band/musician's list of songs.
Artist = Miles Davis

1. Are you male or female: Billy Boy

2. Describe yourself: Down

3. How do you feel about yourself: Gone, Gone, Gone

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend: Bitches Brew

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Seven Steps to Heaven

6. Describe your current location: On the Corner

7. Describe where you want to be: Sketches of Spain

8. Your best friend is: Miles Ahead

9. Your favorite color is: Kind of Blue

10. You know that: It Never Entered My Mind

11. What’s the weather like: Peaceful

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called? You're Under Arrest

13. What is life to you: Blue Haze

14. What is the best advice you have to give: How Am I To Know?

15. If you could change your name what would you change it to: Willie The Wailer

Just a little plug for this clever little podcast. Can you even imagine? Just over half an hour of absolutely furry music, all spun in your direction by master of ceremonies  jackrat

I'm featured, of course, but hey! Fuck it! Solid tracks all around, no slackers in the whole damn lineup.

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Alright, so I've been inexplicably getting shitloads of watches for the past month or so, right? And I say to myself "Why ought this to be the case?" and I come to the conclusion that perhaps the internet has finally been awesome for once and everything was just spreading by word of mouth or something because LORD KNOWS I'm too good for proper capitalist promotion.

So anyway, I log on and I decide to check my shouts (which I never do) and I see this funny little comment.

"I'm loving your sound! *was directed here from renard's remix*"

So I obviously go check out some Renard because I dig the guy's work. Renard to me has always been this sort of.. Quintessentially furry music that's just the right mixture of kinky and fun that makes the teeth wanna rot out your fucken skull, right? If I had a nickle for every time I've listened to "McCloud" while I jerked off just thinking about someone so awesome I would have one nickel.

Anyway, cutting to the chase, I come across this:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1890354/

WAIT WAIT WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAAAT?

Long story short, Renard remixed my track and nobody told me. Well, people told me in a roundabout sort of way and I, like a blind man, felt my way to the song, but JESUS! Words cannot express how beside myself I am right now. I mean jeez, it's crazyness. This is up there with at least the five coolest things that have happened to me on the internet. It's like winning a contest, only instead of ill bank, I've got a lifetime supply of warm fuzzies. Aww! Maybe my music has a sketch of merit after all!

Anyway, more music coming up. I've got this cute little piano track I'm setting to filth jungle beats as we speak so hey, keep those hopes on up. Album drops in '09. Renard, if you see this, I love the fucking shit out of you.

Also, I need to fix my soundcard, but that's a different story. As always, feel free to IM me anytime with offers to party or whatever's on your mind. Dig life!

krileymoto[at]msn.com

I am ill wasted right now. Pwease?

Anybody else hungover/stoned?

Mmmmm partying.

As you can see from my submissions, I have taken to recording custom written songs. Everybody! Everybody! Feel free to send me requests! I am not above art-bribes, either. Any style, any topic, any day of the week. INSPIRE ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Basics:

Name: Kenji Horike
Nickname: Coffee
Fursona: Siamese Cat
Date of Birth: mine? December 23rd 1989
Birthplace: Issaquah, Washington
Current Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Eye Color: Brown, want to get green contacts though.
Hair Color: Currently black, but I prefer it bleached.
Height: 5'4"
Heritage: Japanese
Piercings: I want to get an ear piercing. The "gay" ear.
Tattoos: I want to get a tattoo of horton the elephant on my hip.

Favourite:

Animal: Big cats in zoos.
Band/Singer: Magnetic Fields
Song: Arched Maid Via RDJ
Movie: Fritz the Cat
Disney Movie: Robin Hood
Disney Show: Anything from the old-skool Disney afternoon.
Disney Character: Thomas O'Malley
TV show: Mythbusters
Color: light blue
Food: Birthday cake
Pizza topping: Garlic, feta, sundried tomatoes and pesto.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint chocolate chip
Pocky Flavor: I'd say strawberry, but pocky is overpriced weeaboo bullshit.
Drink (alcoholic): Miller High Life: It's the champagne of beers!
Soda: Tab
Cookie: Chocolate Chip
Store: Guitar Center
Clothing Brand: Stolen brand.
Shoe Brand: Adbuster's Black Spot Sneakers
Season: Autumn
Month: December.
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Birthdays
Flower: Irises
Board game: Taboo.

This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: In person.
Looks or personality: In theory, personality. In practice, looks.
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold

Your:

Goal for this year: Go to college.
Best physical feature: Not to brag, but my dick.
First thought waking up: What a beautiful fucking day!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of surgery: Tail transplant surgery.
Sesame street alter ego: Elmo
Fairytale alter ego: Alan-a-Dale
Most stupid remark: : "I'M A FURFAG AND IM PROUD"
Worst crime: Smoking pot.
Greatest ambition: Moving to California, have lotsa sex.
Greatest fear: Heights, I guess.
Darkest secret: I had actual IRL incest.
Favorite subject: Music.
Strangest received gift: Condom from my ex-girlfriend.
Worst habit: Being /too/ awesome. I think people get jealous.

Do You:

Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Curse: Fuck yes
Shower daily: When it's convenient
Like thunderstorms: Love them.
Dance in the rain: Naked
Sing: All the time.
Play an instrument: Several
Get along with your parents: Sometimes
Wish on stars: Yes
Believe in fate: Don't care
Believe in love at first sight: Not yet, anyway.

Can You:

Drive: Almost
Sew: Nope
Cook: Like a motherfucker
Speak another language: Learning Spanish
Dance: I pop and I lock and I do not stop
Sing: Very well
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: Yep
Curl your tongue: yep

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: Yes
Been in Love: Twice, it sucked.
Skipped school: Yes.
Made prank calls: Several times.
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Regularly
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes


Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person?: Silence, and shyness.
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? When I'm tired
Name three things you can't live without: Cock, pussy, ass
What is the color of your room?: Concrete
Do you have any siblings?: 1 younger brother
Do you have any pets?: 3 retarded dogs
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: I don't really dig on the hate vibe.
What is you middle name?: Kenji
What are you nicknames?: Kenji
Are you for or against gay marriage?: Marriage is gay.
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's a filibuster used to distract the American public from the real issues in society.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope.
Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes.
How do you want to die? I want to die like a rebel.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Like, four.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Maybe. It depends.
Are there any rules you've broken?: Are there any rules I haven't?