Hey there folks!

If ya were to get a chance to go on a date with any of my skunks: Helena, Duke, Contessa, Queena, Duchess, or Princess; whom would you want to go on a date with, what would ya wanna do... And what would ya do to them after the date had a very 'satisfying' ending?

:)

Please let me know <3

Hey there Fur Affinity.

While this isn't a furry thing - it is an Art thing...

I am seeking an artist, that can draw me a Transformers character (nasty, gross, Decepticon)

Commission of course.

Please let me know!
Thanks!
~ Contessa

And deeper in debt.

Happy Birthday to me!

Welp. I am home now.

Sunday through Wednesday at the Hospital.
+ other things.

After insurance, itemized list, talking to people and stuff...

.... 5K in medical bills.
(but there's still room to negotiate)


Ouch.


Still
Alive and Broke is better than dead.

Well, I can safely say being sick sucks.
Being in the hospital sucks. But it does bring me some solice knowing someone's watching over me.

I can't sleep well. I don't like the tape holding the canula to my face. I miss my life.

But - I am feeling better.


Might be home Tuesday.

Hello from the hospital everybody.

Normally, I would not need to be here. I got all 3 shots etc.

But, I have a pre-existing lung issue. So, i'm going to be in the hospital for a couple / 3 / 4 days.


I am not worried about my survival.

I am worried about the medical bills/

ugh.


Wish me luck.
- Contessa

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Adults Only / 18+

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This is my hubby's bestest best friend.
She needs help.

We're helping what we can - figured any help anywhere would help too.

I mean..
"Because time"

But....

Wow. 40.

Crap... I'm old.

Hey everyone!

I've really gotten into the game Stellaris.

I was wonderin' if anyone here is as well.

I'd love to share some of my empires, and I'd love to see some of yours!


^-^

Hey there everyone!

My friend Krist and I have been doing some really fun Role Playing, and it has resulted in a whole bunch of new characters and scenarios!

So, I am now only sharing these characters, but opening up to explaining the RP setting
[Please note me on FreedomWorld]

So, please check it out!

 FreedomWorld  FreedomWorld  FreedomWorld  FreedomWorld  FreedomWorld

...

I dont know how to use it.

But, im willing to learn.

If abyone wants to chat there, note me your Telegram ... Uh... Stats? Number? Unit?

Dunno.



See ya there!

Okay so...

Let me begin at the very beginning.
My mother is a top tier narcacist. She cares for nobody but herself, and wants nothing but to be lavished with praise, to be treated special, and to only do fun and or comfortable things.


As yiu can imagine, being a needy infant made her dislike me from the start. Always needing food and water and attention! Ugh. So filthy and exhausting.


Soooooo...


January, she was diagnosed with blood plasma cancer. Everyone was devastated as you would expect. She started her chemo and things were looking good.

Then "the beer bug" hit and - she's been in quarentine since. Her immune system is trashed from the chemo - and so shes been isolated in home. (Daddy's been doung his best to care for her).


Three weeks ago she goes to the hospital. Turns out she got a nasty infection in her colon... Like a month ago. She didnt tell anyone cause she didn't want to leave thr house. But she was ambulanced over. As you can imagine, keeping an infection on the colon from *not* getting septic again amd again is difficult. And with her nonexistent immune system it has tore through her. It got to her spine and she (temporarily) lost the ability to walk.

Two weeks ago she was taken to a more vigil nursing home care facility - where she started to improve a little.

So, I went to visit her for the first time since this infection stuff started - and she burned ger last bridge. She tore into me... She made ne feel 3 inches tall and 400lbs again. It was one of the very worst days of my life. I had to call the suicide prevebtion hotline and my old anti-self-harm doc to keep me here.

I am no longer conflicted on how i feel about her. The feelings are now mutual : I don't care abput you.

That was Tuesday. Wednesday she sends me a text "yesterday was fun! Can you come bsck today?"

I politely declined the bitch.



So, fast firwsrd to Yesterday - Sunday - and Daddy tells me that the doctors now give her 90 days. (Or so)

Now, if she starts to exersize and do what shes told (you know, unfun stuff) she can veat back this infection - and live.

Or she can contiue to over-eat, be a bitch, do only what she wants, and ignore the mran old doctors that tell her to do things ... And die "happy"



And here i am, feeling a little bad about saying "hurry up and die already"

I know I shouldn't say things like this ... But...

Hey there everybody.


For those of you that notice such things - its been a LONG time since I posted any new art.


At first, it was the 1-2 gut punch of first having my friend die (SubmissiveRabbit), and then my hard-drive crashing and all my unreleased pic's getting lost.

And then, while reeling my life has kinda taken my attention away from Fur Affinity and the like.


And now, things are turning a little bit more worse now...

I've gotta start selling off my characters/IP's



So....


How does one do that?

Let me know.



Love you all,
Contessa.



Here's the list of characters available:

Cali Cat
Sheila Walker
(these two have a lot of art together - so if you buy both I'll pro-rate to make them more affordable.)

Spades & Roulette Hoyle
(they are a team, and I have a ton of art of them together. Pro-rated like above.)

Dr. Quinella Fontano

Patches
(Patches is very dear to me, so unfortunately she'll be more expensive)


Sold Characters:
Stella
Dusty
Kelly Green
Georgia Veloux
Tallulah Elkins

Hey there everyone!

I'm giving a shout-out to WarHammerman's YouTube channel! He's got a great voice, plays some fun fun games, and has a real great time =D

Please check him out!

And subscribe if you can (its free ya know ^.^)

https://www.youtube.com/user/MaesterAelix

Thanks!
<3 Contessa

Hey there everyone!

Sorry I've been more or less gone for....2 years....

But for those of you looking for more Contessa Art, there is hope!

Over the time away I have been working with some artists to keep some fun in my life. One of which is KittyBird!

She's been helping me indulge in my desire for comics. [And come Halloween fun] by doing costume art for my girls, as comic book stars.


Please check this art out!

https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery.....as-commissions

Like and all that, if you could please.


Thank you!

- Contessa!

I know this is a very strange reference sheet request however...


I am looking for a ref of a)

Glowing Deathclaw.
Young in age.

With scars on her face... [cause at one time she played Fetch with a grenade]
With metal teeth [cause of said bad choice]

Its a G/PG rated piece.

Looking for a front-on, and side image. (and maybe a close up of the face)

Anybody interested, please comment below.

Thanks!

8/12 has come around again,
and I have survived! =D

This last year has been rough
But a learning and growing experience.


Thank you all for your friendship.

Hey there readers n watchers,


I am looking for help in writing a story. I know how it begins, how it needs to end, and one small bit in the middle...


But I need help filling the gaps, and getting the proper emotional underpinnings.


This is a high-fantasy setting, with my character Georgia Drake : http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19149465/


I have a lot of background information on her, and her psych profile down.


So, anyone wanna help me get a story idea in place?

Thanks!

Right now,

I have enjoyed #7 than I had 1, 2 and 3. Combined.

Which is also something.


However, for those of you that like a WONDERFUL "What if"
Than I present you...

"What if the Star Wars Prequels, were Good?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgICnbC2-_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAbug3AhYmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wKqH6vlGHU

Yeap.


Despite the locks on the doors and the like - our house was broken into.


Not a lot was stolen, but a lot was broken and trashed.


It looks like it was some kind of un-asked-for and unwanted party in our house... =(



I feel so... violated.

I dont have a safe spot anymore.

Well....


Moving around right now, kinda in a limbo. The place we used to live has finally killed our savings, so right now a lot of our stuff is in storage and we're currently bumming at friends houses. (sometimes for only 1 night at a time.)

We're doing our best to stay close to our jobs.


Speaking of Job, my new one (as a Walgreens Pharmacy Technitian) starts Tomorrow.
I am terrified.




Dear Life;
I know that change is part of you, but did you have to change my address and career in the same week?

Sleep-deprived,
Work-terrified,
change-hating,

C.S.

PS: Thank you, for at least having free wifi in the places we sleep, so I can continue getting my college classwork done between crap-storms.

If you love Duke, and want him to love you back - then you better get over to the link!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7013533/


Time is running out! =D

Hey there everybody!

I was looking over my gallery, and I noticed that my one male character, Duke, is in need of some lovin'

So, I am taking bids below to have artwork made with your character, and Duke.

Here are some Pic's of him =D

Ref: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14455814/

NSFW: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9932264/
NSFW: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7426527/
NSFW: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9889789/


Restrictions listed in each entry!

Bidding start's at $10, and minimum increase is $2.
Bidding ends at 11:59pm FA time, September 6. (so up to the last minute Sunday.)
There is a "Bidding Buffer" of 2 minutes, to prevent sniping.


Oral (Sucking his cock)
- Female / Herm / Male (so basically everyone)

(Vaginal) Sex
- Female

Anal Sex (your Anus)
- Male / Herm

Well, is Thursday.

I went to work, and told my bosses my decision on what I want to do, because I am loosing my job position: I will be trained and shipped off to the pharmacy.

Normally I would be at work today, but I got sick and threw up. Very unpleasant, but they sent me home early. Very compassionate, apparently after they were done screwing me professionally they were satisfied.

Anyway....

I do have a silver lining. With me being home today I can work on my homework for Saturday.

Why?

So I can have the full weekend to enjoy the new game "ShadowRun: Hong Kong" which WarHammerman has actually made it into:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17451492/


So, I guess I gotta take the good with the bad, right?


Anyway, if anyone wants to talk or RP I'll be on GoogleChat: ContessaSkunk

See ya!