I know that you deleted your account. But I don't know if you're just kind of sticking around as a guest user, not logged in or anything, so I don't know if you can see this. If you can, then please read this.

I didn't want the allegations against you to be true. But, much like a pair of FBI agents pounding on my door over a sketchy Facebook post, reality is pounding on both of our doors, and it's time to answer. I'm very disappointed in you.

I'm ashamed of you, that you could wind up doing something so reprehensible. Bullying someone until they commit suicide is something I should cut ties with anybody over, since it's essentially homicide by proxy, but I liked SaveAFox. I'm sorry to hear about what you've done, and you should certainly be sorry to have done it. If you're not, then I pray you will be eventually, hopefully as a changed person. If you don't come to regret your decision as a changed person, then you almost certainly will as a prison bitch. Enjoy that mental image, if not eventuality.

I've already deleted all of the works I've done for you (that I know of) on this site in response, and I have already cut ties with you entirely. If any account pops up in my feed claiming to be you, it will be blocked without further comment.

Please, never contact me again for any reason. Goodbye, good luck, and most of all, good riddance.

He just forgot to put his most recent batch of uploads in the pregnancy category ^^;

Just letting the lot of you know.

Please give him some support. He's incredibly depressed. Thank you so much.

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10715954

I was fired today. I need help, and for that reason I'm offering commissions.

Original drawings: $25
Hand-drawn to digital conversions: $20
Extra characters: $5 per extra character
Shading: $5

Will do:

Pregnancy (any gender)
Vore
Inflation
Hyper (of the above three)
Mild weight gain
Labor (probably, it just depends)
Non-belly stuff
Furry (duh)
Human
Digital versions of traditional drawings

If you see something not on here that you're wondering about, please note me.

Will not do:
Birth
Heavy weight gain (I don't actually have anything against it, I'm just really bad at it)
Lactation
Defecation
Watersports
Exposed Genitalia
Torture
Fornication (consensual or non-consensual)
Diapers
Anything hateful or political
Futa

If you would like one, please note me. Thank you so much. Have a good day.

Okay, so one of my friends,  WrenchyDataBase, has Blender commissions open, because he's saving up for computer repairs. If you'd like a commission, please contact him.

Thank you for reading this, have a good day. ^w^

Wow, that was fast. Anyway, the three lucky users who get a commission are:

 yuri-zolanski
 kazeolion
 springtrap501

That's all I have to say. Have a great day!

That's right, one time only (as far as I know), I am offering commissions! That being said though, don't get too excited, because like I said, it's a one time thing, and I'm only doing three at a time. Anyway, let me get into the terms and conditions of this. :3

Will do:

Pregnancy (any gender)
Vore bellies
Inflation
Mild weight gain
Labor (probably, it just depends)
Non-belly stuff
Furry (duh)
Human
Firearms (oddly specific and out of place, I know)

Will not do:
Birth
Heavy weight gain (I don't actually have anything against it, I'm just really bad at it)
Lactation
Defecation
Watersports
Exposed Genitalia
Torture
Fornication (consensual or non-consensual)
Diapers
Anything hateful or political
Blatant NSFW

Anyway, the commissions are $30 USD, shade optional for $2 extra The first three people who comment who want a commission, will get the commissions, I will ask them to note me saying what it is.

Thank you for your time, and have a wonderful day!

So, I renamed one of my characters to avoid confusion between two entirely separate entities. Some have expressed concern comparing Boo Kelly (my OC) and Boo (my cat). The thing is, while the character is based on my cat, they're two completely separate entities. In order to avoid confusion, I have decided to rename her Linda, because I think that is a pretty name.

CorgisDie will walk the earth again!

Picture this: the world's FUBAR, the dead not only walk the Earth, but outnumber the living, and you somehow managed to survive the onslaught. You're fighting for your survival against literally (though not necessarily collectively) a planetary population of zombies. What would be on your ass-whooping playlist?

Here's mine (so far):

Land of Confusion - Genesis
Dragula - Rob Zombie
Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
Are You Ready For This - Jock Jams
Nothing to Lose - Operator
Ready to Die - Andrew WK
Madhouse - Anthrax
Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum
Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Rock songs:
1. Cum On, Feel the Noize - Quiet Riot
2. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
3. Land of Confusion - Genesis
4. Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
5. The Spirit of Radio - Rush
6. Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions
7. Don't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy - Ween)
8. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
9. John The Fisherman - Primus
10. Turn up the Radio - Autograph

Classic rock songs:
1. I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
2. Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
3. Let Her Dance - Bobby Fuller Four
4. Wouldn't it be Nice - The Beach Boys
5. That'll be the Day - Buddy Holly
6. Substitute - The Who
7. She's a Lady - Tom Jones
8. Time of the Season - The Zombies
9. Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley
10. Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane

Hard rock and metal songs:
1. Cliffs of Gallipoli - Sabaton
2. Not Ready to Die - Avenged Sevenfold
3. Man the Pumps - Alestorm
4. Du Hast - Rammstein
5. Everybody Wants Some - Van Halen
6. The Mob Rules - Black Sabbath
7. Too Much, Too Young, Too Fast - Airbourne
8. 2 Minutes to Midnight - Iron Maiden
9. My Name Is Mud - Primus
10. Emerald Sword - Rhapsody of Fire

Rap and hip hop songs
1. Gangsta Bitch - Apache
2. Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
3. Oodles of O's - De La Soul
4. I Luv It - Young Jeezy
5. Without Me - Eminem
6. Stonetown - Kottonmouth Kings
7. Boogie Woogie Wu - Insane Clown Posse
8. It's Tricky - Run-DMC
9. Come On - Notorious B.I.G.
10. Fight the Power - Public Enemy

Pop and New Wave
1. Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
2. Follow You Follow Me - Genesis
3. Take on Me - Aha
4. Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
5. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
6. Radio Ga Ga - Queen
7. The Power of Love - Huey Lewis and the News
8. Cars - Gary Numan
9. Your Love - The Outfield
10. It's My Life - Talk Talk

Punk rock songs
1. Punk Rock Song - Bad Religion
2. High School Never Ends - Bowling for Soup
3. Move Along - The All-American Rejects
4. Anarchy in the UK - The Sex Pistols
5. Blitzkrieg Bop - Ramones
6. What's my Age Again? - Blink 182
7. All I Want - The Offspring
8. Pretty Fly for a White Guy - The Offspring
9. Dead Living - Sugarcult
10. Papa Zit - Ween

Power Ballads:
1. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
2. You're the Inspiration - Chicago
3. I Don't Want It - Ween
4. Africa - Toto
5. Against All Odds - Phil Collins
6. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
7. Alone - Heart
8. Now and Forever - Air Supply
9. The Best of Times - Styx
10. Here, There, and Everywhere - The Beatles

Folk and Country songs:
1. Rocky Mountain High - John Denver
2. A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
3. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
4. Good Ol' Boys - Waylon Jennings
5. All My Ex's Live in Texas - George Strait
6. Piss Up a Rope - Ween
7. Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton
8. So Doggone Lonesome - Johnny Cash
9. Walking the Floor Over You - Ernest Tubb
10. Annie's Song - John Denver

Songs from movies:
1. The Trial - Pink Floyd (The Wall)
2. That Thing You Do - The Wonders (That Thing You Do!)
3. Holiday Road - Lindsey Buckingham (National Lampoon's Vacation)
4. You'll Be In My Heart - Phil Collins (Tarzan)
5. Dare - Stan Bush (Transformers)
6. Bright Eyes - Art Garfunkel (Watership Down)
7. Cosmic Castaway - Electracy (Titan A.E.)
8. I Believe I can Fly - R Kelly (Space Jam)
9. No More Lonely Nights - Paul McCartney (Give my Regards to Broad Street)
10. Soul Bossa Nova - Quincy Jones (Austin Powers Trilogy)

Duets:
1. Ain't no Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye, Tammi Terrell
2. Easy Lover - Phil Collins, Phillip Bailey
3. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder
4. Don't Let the Sun Go Down of Me - Elton John, George Michael
5. Say, Say, Say - Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson
6. I'm Your Angel - Celine Dion, R Kelly
7. The Girl is Mine - Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson
8. Same Girl - R Kelly, Usher
9. Dick in a Box - The Lonely Island, Justin Timberlake
10. Bridge over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel

Game songs:
1. Star Wolf Theme - Yoshie Arakawa, Yoshinori Kawamoto (Star Fox Assault)
2. Hopes and Dreams - Toby Fox (Undertale)
3. Keep Your Rifle By Your Side - The Hope County Choir (Far Cry 5)
4. Smiles and Tears (EarthBound)
5. Rusty Cage - Johnny Cash (Call of Duty: Black Ops II)
6. Not Ready to Die - Avenged Sevenfold (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
7. Operation Market Garden - Michael Giacchino (Medal of Honor: Frontline)
8. Bombs for Throwing at You - Mike Morasky (Portal 2)
9. Medic! - Mike Morasky (Team Fortress 2)
10. Scattered Lies - Chris Egert (Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare)

It's needless to say at this point. We've had multiple terrorist attacks, from ISIS to Black Lives Matter, the mandatory choice of having either Biff Tannen or Mrs. Mad Cow Disease lead us to our doom, mentally ill people going into the wrong bathrooms, a gorilla who was shot at the hands of probably one of the worst parents ever, a stupid kid who wears Vans with his stupid goon friend, even more people getting offended by everything, the Pokemon equivalent of the Ford Pinto that was nothing more than a mobile deathtrap, the deaths many of actors and singers who kicked ass, and, well, a few good things, like the Spongegar meme, the Deadpool movie, Zootopia, and Sausage Party. In conclusion, it was shit. But hey, at least it's not shit covered in puke, am I right? It could've been worse. ...Or actually, you know what, it couldn't, I lied.

So far, this was our worst year yet, in my opinion. You could speak ill of 2008, because of the economy crash back then, but at least back then, people were fairly humble, relative to today. I can't wait for it to end, but I don't look forward to 2017.

Yesterday, my pet leopard gecko, Gordon, died. He was with us for about ten years. He was six when we got him. I buried him in my backyard, marking his grave with a cross fashioned from a stick and some duct tape. He was a good gecko, a reptilian hombre.

Ask my characters anything.

Thank you so much, everyone, for wishing me a happy birthday. I really appreciate it.

The upcoming Call of Duty game, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare has received a lot of negative input since it was announced. Frankly, I think the last good CoD game was Black Ops II, but Infinite Warfare has a lot of fire shot at it. Apparently, it's the 13th game in the franchise, and 13 is often seen as a number of bad luck. See where I'm going here?

Don't worry, I'll be finishing up the ones in the slot.

Finally, I can hear you thinking. Anyway, I have opened requests back up, but there's only so much I can do at once. That's why I'm going to have request slots.

I'm considering closing down the requesting pool, not because I don't like it. In fact, I actually really liked a lot of the ideas you guys fed me. It's just that I'm getting way too many of them way too quickly. In fact, not a day goes by that I need at least 4 or 5 drawn. I don't know, in any case, I feel like I need a break from it. I'm not going to shut it down forever, if I even shut it down. I don't want to lose most of my watchers.

They have a new category of stuff here. It's Gore and Macabre Artwork. Well, that's just great, I wish I hadn't realized that and stormed the whole collection in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna lie. I expected at least one piece of Giygas art.

Here's my list (In order of appearance).

Frisk: Lindsay Jones
Flowey: Willem Dafoe
Toriel: Sigourney Weaver
Napstablook: David Schwimmer
sans: Gus Sorola
Papyrus: Joel Heyman
Snowdrake: Ross O'Donnovan
Jerry: Chris Parnell
Nice Cream Guy: Jack McBrayer
Doggo: Johnny Depp
Dogamy:
Dogaressa:
Snowdin Shopkeeper: Susan Egan
Monster Kid: Pamela Adlon
Grillby: Bill Murray
Undyne: Jen Brown
Mad Dummy: James Rolfe
Gerson: John Cleese
Onionsan: Rachel Lillis
Aaron: Tommy Lister Jr.
Shyren: Malukah
Temmie: Tara Strong
Bob: Temmie Chang
Alphys: Barbara Dunkleman
Mettaton: Danny Sexbang
Royal Guard Brother 1: Jason Mewes
Royal Guard Brother 2: Kevin Smith
Muffet: Emma Watson
Mr. Snowdrake: Jim Gaffigan
Burgerpants: Doug Walker
Bratty: Busy Phillips
Catty: Amber Nash
Mettaton EX: Danny Sexbang
W.D. Gaster: Christopher Lloyd
Mrs. Snowdrake: Rosemary Harris
Amalgamates: Nolan North
Asgore: James Earl Jones
Asriel (boy): Elisabeth Daily
Asriel (god): Dante Basco
Chara: Heather Masters

One True Love: Written by Toby Fox, performed by Ninja Sex Party

That's right, I finally watched Zootopia. Now, I will say that it was a great movie. It was very reminiscent of back when Don Bluth was animating for Disney, and it was well worthy of the hype. There are some things that were worth the hype, like Super Mario Bros 3, Five Nights at Freddy's 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but to me, those, probably with the exception of FNAF 2, don't compare. Needless to say, it was a cinematic masterpiece. Some of the best movies I've ever seen are The Karate Kid, Terminator 2, the Back to the Future movies, The Secret of NIMH, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Last Action Hero, Top Gun, The Incredibles, and The Wizard of Oz. But now that I've seen Zootopia, I think it might take the cake. At least for an animated movie, this is the best I've seen yet, and of everything I've watched, that's really saying a lot. If you haven't seen it, I strongly recommend watching it.

Okay, we all have to admit, 2015 was a pretty shitty year. We got ISIS, Obama not doing shit, Krampus, everyone getting offended by absolutely nothing, and a little personal problem of mine, my addiction to Shasta Mountain Rush. To be fair though, we did have some pretty good stuff, like Trump getting disqualified from the debate, Undertale, Five Nights at Freddy's 3 and 4, and my personal favorite, Wednesday, October 21st, 2015, Back to the Future day. So that's 2015. We had some good stuff, some bad stuff, and overall, meh, it makes me wanna puke. Like a cat.