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Song for the Fandom
Posted 6 years agoThis is a call out help. I want to do a song to 'Sympathy for the Devil' doing a quick History of the fandom. Something not really funny but more of a message to the new people in the fandom to clue people in on the origins of this community. We greymuzzles need to make it known how old this fandom really is and where we started. I know I have a decent amount of followers. So lets speak to the kits, cubs, and millennial generation just getting a taste of what we are and tell them an abridged version of the fandoms origin.
Help me by replying to this with some ideas and knowledge of the old fandom. Get our roots out there.
No holds barred. Be it the origin of the work Yiff (I already know it) to the first furry websites (FurNation and Yerf) to anything you can think of that is of major significance in this community.
We are not just a place to post nude pictures to fap to. We are a furries.
Any ideas are fair game. Help me make this happen. Share this post with every grey muzzle you know and ask them to contribute.
Help me by replying to this with some ideas and knowledge of the old fandom. Get our roots out there.
No holds barred. Be it the origin of the work Yiff (I already know it) to the first furry websites (FurNation and Yerf) to anything you can think of that is of major significance in this community.
We are not just a place to post nude pictures to fap to. We are a furries.
Any ideas are fair game. Help me make this happen. Share this post with every grey muzzle you know and ask them to contribute.
Colars, Bracelets, Cuffs and Leashes.
Posted 7 years agoSo I finally found a medium of art stuff I enjoy. Paracord! Just starting out I found I have a knack for it and for making interesting things. I have made myself a set of bondage cuffs and collar which have been very comfortable to wear all day and night. When I got to thinking about how to price things ( I plan on selling these at Conventions) I recalled one person that was trying to sell bracelets for 10$ ... And fuck that noise. He had one type of braid with little variety. Again, fuck that noise. Bracelets are 5$ with the complex bracelets only a little more expensive with my standard wide at 7$ even.
I am making Mad Max style cheap bracelets for 2$ or three for five. I will be posting pictures of those soon.
Collars are going to be more expensive obviously. A thinner collar will be 15$ and come with one D ring with extra rings at 3$ each. Generally this will be up to 5 rings though we can be flexable with that. (Just don't ask me to put them all the way around the collar. That would be more of a pain in the ass than would be worth it.
The broader collars will be a base 30$ mainly because of the time it takes to make one (Close to two hours) and there is a faster method with a different look but I do like the braid I use because it keeps all the metal away from the skin.
If you want to purchase a collar and find a different braid than I normally use, show me a link to it's appearance and I can try and replicate it at home then give a price. Prices are based on braid difficulty and time in making. So something like the Conquistador braid takes ... Forever. Where as something like Solomons Dragon only takes a little more effort in handling the extra cord in building. So thus a Conquistador braid would be more expensive than the Solomons Dragon even though they use almost the same amount of cord. Personally the dragon looks much better anyway.
The length of the collar only vaguely matters. Super long collars for fursuits may infer an extra nominal charge. Extra decoration would only be the cost of the decoration plus a token dollar or two.
I am not in this to make money. I mean seriously we are a fandom of visual art. But if you want a unique collar or bracelet or REALLY want to have a set of bondage gear that is fun and functional, this is your chance.
I am making Mad Max style cheap bracelets for 2$ or three for five. I will be posting pictures of those soon.
Collars are going to be more expensive obviously. A thinner collar will be 15$ and come with one D ring with extra rings at 3$ each. Generally this will be up to 5 rings though we can be flexable with that. (Just don't ask me to put them all the way around the collar. That would be more of a pain in the ass than would be worth it.
The broader collars will be a base 30$ mainly because of the time it takes to make one (Close to two hours) and there is a faster method with a different look but I do like the braid I use because it keeps all the metal away from the skin.
If you want to purchase a collar and find a different braid than I normally use, show me a link to it's appearance and I can try and replicate it at home then give a price. Prices are based on braid difficulty and time in making. So something like the Conquistador braid takes ... Forever. Where as something like Solomons Dragon only takes a little more effort in handling the extra cord in building. So thus a Conquistador braid would be more expensive than the Solomons Dragon even though they use almost the same amount of cord. Personally the dragon looks much better anyway.
The length of the collar only vaguely matters. Super long collars for fursuits may infer an extra nominal charge. Extra decoration would only be the cost of the decoration plus a token dollar or two.
I am not in this to make money. I mean seriously we are a fandom of visual art. But if you want a unique collar or bracelet or REALLY want to have a set of bondage gear that is fun and functional, this is your chance.
Very Wild Nights. The After Con!
Posted 9 years agoOkay, just pulled in and sat down at my desk. I haven't even unpacked yet because it was such a fun filled weekend that I am too tired to have any more fun. I have reached my fun limit if that is a possibility. The only complaint I had was they served me too much food! I am totally kidding. The food was amazing. This is exactly the feeling I had when the original Oklacon was going on in the first few years. This also makes me really wonder where all the money was going for Oklacon with the reg going up and the food quantity going way down. I never really thought about how little food Oklacon was actually serving until I got invited to Wild Nights to GoH the event.
Whenever I was hungry there was always something to eat. I brought food and usually I can cook it all and feed people, this year everyone was like ... Nah We're good. So next year I am spending less on food and more on ...... ALCOHOL! I am going to build a quick build and break bar to serve and mix drinks instead of playing the game of pass the bottle.
Yes I will still be mixing Nuclear Waste and Romulan Ale for those that love those drinks. I will have my damning fruits of justice. And I will be making who knows what else for the Sunday Night Boozefest.
The other good news is that I will be trying to make it out to other conventions from now on since I am making more money and I can afford it. But that being said .....
Now that Oklacon is gone and dead, I need a new con to call my home convention.
Since Oklacon one, I had always felt more comfortable at the outdoor conventions than the indoor ones. And I know that Furry Fiesta may be ten minutes from where I work but personally I would rather chat about good times and tell jokes around a fire than to wander the halls of a hotel looking for where the parties are.
Wild Nights is my home convention. Expect me.
Whenever I was hungry there was always something to eat. I brought food and usually I can cook it all and feed people, this year everyone was like ... Nah We're good. So next year I am spending less on food and more on ...... ALCOHOL! I am going to build a quick build and break bar to serve and mix drinks instead of playing the game of pass the bottle.
Yes I will still be mixing Nuclear Waste and Romulan Ale for those that love those drinks. I will have my damning fruits of justice. And I will be making who knows what else for the Sunday Night Boozefest.
The other good news is that I will be trying to make it out to other conventions from now on since I am making more money and I can afford it. But that being said .....
Now that Oklacon is gone and dead, I need a new con to call my home convention.
Since Oklacon one, I had always felt more comfortable at the outdoor conventions than the indoor ones. And I know that Furry Fiesta may be ten minutes from where I work but personally I would rather chat about good times and tell jokes around a fire than to wander the halls of a hotel looking for where the parties are.
Wild Nights is my home convention. Expect me.
Wild Nights
Posted 10 years agoOkay guys. For the first time ever, I am going to be taking requests for Wild Nights. If you think a song would do well as a parody, respond to this journal with the name of the real song, what you would like to see it turned into if you feel up to it, a rough draft of Lyrics.
Anyone that submits lyrics would get credited at the convention and on FA here.
Currently I am working on a parody of Pharrels 'Happy' ..... It's becoming 'Fapping' which is going to refer to websites for furry artwork and whatnot.
Anyone that submits lyrics would get credited at the convention and on FA here.
Currently I am working on a parody of Pharrels 'Happy' ..... It's becoming 'Fapping' which is going to refer to websites for furry artwork and whatnot.
Furry Video game Major/Minor
Posted 10 years agohttp://steamcommunity.com/sharedfil...../?id=542073396
Have a look and please pass this out to everyone in your social circle.
This game is going to happen and it will be on Steam! Get the word out.
Have a look and please pass this out to everyone in your social circle.
This game is going to happen and it will be on Steam! Get the word out.
Oklacon Farewell
Posted 10 years agoHere I am in my vacation week. And unfortunately no Oklacon.
I had great times attending the convention thanks to those that ran it for twelve years. And though I have conventions closer to home than Oklacon, this was my home convention. I have made it a point to always head to Oklacon even if it was something I could barely afford. The times around the campfire were the best times of my life.
Running up a tree to tag someone, creating fireballs of coffee creamer, and just great food and friends.
I am searching for a new home convention. And I think I found it. So to all of those that I will miss this year from Oklacon, I encourage you to head to Wild Nights this year and every year from now on. I'll definitely be there.
On a personal note, I was asked in a private note a few weeks ago that I should stop attending a certain evening card game because I am too 'Alcohol focused' ... In my normal life I drink maybe twice a year. And I'm not talking drink til wasted I am talking buying any kind of drink at all. I go to a con so I can let loose the restrictions and just blow off everything I hold back for the year. So I'll drink, I'll smoke like a chimney, I'll give drink to anyone that passes just to share and have a good time. Recall last year with the Gauntlet of bottles. People getting tipsy 'Because Corsi' with no other explanation needed. So I think I attended a total of zero games last year. And I will attend a total of zero werewolf games in the future. The game has been getting too complex and confusing for new and veteran people anyway. It stopped being fun for me. I'll have fun singing randomly and sharing laughs and smiles around a campfire.
I had great times attending the convention thanks to those that ran it for twelve years. And though I have conventions closer to home than Oklacon, this was my home convention. I have made it a point to always head to Oklacon even if it was something I could barely afford. The times around the campfire were the best times of my life.
Running up a tree to tag someone, creating fireballs of coffee creamer, and just great food and friends.
I am searching for a new home convention. And I think I found it. So to all of those that I will miss this year from Oklacon, I encourage you to head to Wild Nights this year and every year from now on. I'll definitely be there.
On a personal note, I was asked in a private note a few weeks ago that I should stop attending a certain evening card game because I am too 'Alcohol focused' ... In my normal life I drink maybe twice a year. And I'm not talking drink til wasted I am talking buying any kind of drink at all. I go to a con so I can let loose the restrictions and just blow off everything I hold back for the year. So I'll drink, I'll smoke like a chimney, I'll give drink to anyone that passes just to share and have a good time. Recall last year with the Gauntlet of bottles. People getting tipsy 'Because Corsi' with no other explanation needed. So I think I attended a total of zero games last year. And I will attend a total of zero werewolf games in the future. The game has been getting too complex and confusing for new and veteran people anyway. It stopped being fun for me. I'll have fun singing randomly and sharing laughs and smiles around a campfire.
Oklacon 12
Posted 11 years agoI didn't write up a report for OKlacon Eleven. Not sure why. I was probably still drunk when I got home. Oh well.
Small attendance this year but then again the smaller number made it just that much more fun. I like small conventions. More a sense of community as by the end of it, everyone knows everyone else. Which is Awesome.
OKC12 turned out to be a turning point. Instead of being known for the one singing weird Furry songs and drunk on Crown Royal, I was the one singing weird furry songs and passing out Everclear drinks with Keldran.
Then the guy that put together that awesome Stone Soup on Saturday night
Then as the guy that can cook a shitload of food and empty everyone's cooler on Sunday night until people were waddling themselves back to their A-frames and tents.
Then as MIX-MASTER Corsi that had bottles of alcohol and cans of soda thrown at him to keep mixing wonderful tasting stuff.
Yes I mixed drinks and had fun. I am now the unofficial Oklacon Bartender. But of course everything is 3.2% ... Everclear.
So next year I am going to come armed with a shit fuckton of recipes and we'll see how things go.
The other epic moment ... I am going to make a return to Wild Nights in 2015 armed with new music. Then ... to Wild Nights 2016 as the Guest of Honor. Can you fucking believe it? Corsi. GOH.
Who would have thought that my first AC running into the smoking section while someone is playing Green Day and I responded with my parody of Minority would have ended up like this.
There is one thing I need to say here about all of this. There is one person I promised and swore that I would thank as having me gotten this far. And I will say it. For the record, 12 years later. Thank you Nexxus. You BETTER get your ass to Wild Nights 2016 so I can get you on the stage to thank you there.
Small attendance this year but then again the smaller number made it just that much more fun. I like small conventions. More a sense of community as by the end of it, everyone knows everyone else. Which is Awesome.
OKC12 turned out to be a turning point. Instead of being known for the one singing weird Furry songs and drunk on Crown Royal, I was the one singing weird furry songs and passing out Everclear drinks with Keldran.
Then the guy that put together that awesome Stone Soup on Saturday night
Then as the guy that can cook a shitload of food and empty everyone's cooler on Sunday night until people were waddling themselves back to their A-frames and tents.
Then as MIX-MASTER Corsi that had bottles of alcohol and cans of soda thrown at him to keep mixing wonderful tasting stuff.
Yes I mixed drinks and had fun. I am now the unofficial Oklacon Bartender. But of course everything is 3.2% ... Everclear.
So next year I am going to come armed with a shit fuckton of recipes and we'll see how things go.
The other epic moment ... I am going to make a return to Wild Nights in 2015 armed with new music. Then ... to Wild Nights 2016 as the Guest of Honor. Can you fucking believe it? Corsi. GOH.
Who would have thought that my first AC running into the smoking section while someone is playing Green Day and I responded with my parody of Minority would have ended up like this.
There is one thing I need to say here about all of this. There is one person I promised and swore that I would thank as having me gotten this far. And I will say it. For the record, 12 years later. Thank you Nexxus. You BETTER get your ass to Wild Nights 2016 so I can get you on the stage to thank you there.
Oklacon Ten
Posted 13 years agoWow it's been a long time since I have posted here. But anyway just wanted to say that Oklacon went just as awesome this year as it has in the past.
One thing we did different this year was Saturday Night Stone Soup. This is going to be a tradition Merlot and I will be doing every year from now on. This time it contained Chicken, Chicken Broth, Rice, Celery, Carrots, Bacon, Pepperoni, Split Peas, Lentils, and Onion.
Next year? Who knows! That's the fun part of Stone soup! We ended up feeding a metric Fuckton of people. And I can't wait til next year to do it again. Hopefully this time I won't burn my hand on boiling hot soup.
One other report, this years injuries were minor, Minor burns on the left finger, a good deep scratch on my right upper arm and a slight knee injury on the left knee. Nothing major amazingly but then again I was actively trying not to get hurt. :)
One thing we did different this year was Saturday Night Stone Soup. This is going to be a tradition Merlot and I will be doing every year from now on. This time it contained Chicken, Chicken Broth, Rice, Celery, Carrots, Bacon, Pepperoni, Split Peas, Lentils, and Onion.
Next year? Who knows! That's the fun part of Stone soup! We ended up feeding a metric Fuckton of people. And I can't wait til next year to do it again. Hopefully this time I won't burn my hand on boiling hot soup.
One other report, this years injuries were minor, Minor burns on the left finger, a good deep scratch on my right upper arm and a slight knee injury on the left knee. Nothing major amazingly but then again I was actively trying not to get hurt. :)
Lyrics to Furs Butt is the Cheapest
Posted 13 years agoI watched you strip down to show me your butt
Said you're already lubed up like a slut
And you're wanting me to give you my knot
If you want I'll try and stuff it in.
Husky I'll try to stuff it deep but I know
A furs butt is the cheapest
Husky I know
You want dick in the deepest
When it comes to getting lucky He's fast
When he tries to cum with me, he'll last
Said he wants me to cum inside
If the lube runs out the pre will be fine
I said he should give a blowjob a try
But he wants to try and get it in.
Tryyy.
Husky I'll try but I would rather get blown
A furs butt is the cheapest
Husky I know
You want dick in the deepest
When it comes to getting lucky He's fast
When he tries to cum with me, he'll last
(Solo)
He still wants me deep inside
Just to give his butt one hell of a ride
But we don't have anymore astroglide
So if you want I'll try and stuff it in.
Husky I'll try and stuff it in but you know
A furs butt is the cheapest
Husky I know
You want dick in the deepest
When it comes to getting lucky He's fast
When he tries to cum with me, he'll last
A furs butt is the deepest
A furs butt is the deepest ...
Try and stuff it in
Said you're already lubed up like a slut
And you're wanting me to give you my knot
If you want I'll try and stuff it in.
Husky I'll try to stuff it deep but I know
A furs butt is the cheapest
Husky I know
You want dick in the deepest
When it comes to getting lucky He's fast
When he tries to cum with me, he'll last
Said he wants me to cum inside
If the lube runs out the pre will be fine
I said he should give a blowjob a try
But he wants to try and get it in.
Tryyy.
Husky I'll try but I would rather get blown
A furs butt is the cheapest
Husky I know
You want dick in the deepest
When it comes to getting lucky He's fast
When he tries to cum with me, he'll last
(Solo)
He still wants me deep inside
Just to give his butt one hell of a ride
But we don't have anymore astroglide
So if you want I'll try and stuff it in.
Husky I'll try and stuff it in but you know
A furs butt is the cheapest
Husky I know
You want dick in the deepest
When it comes to getting lucky He's fast
When he tries to cum with me, he'll last
A furs butt is the deepest
A furs butt is the deepest ...
Try and stuff it in
RCFM Post Con Report
Posted 15 years agoLets start this report getting the obvious things out of the way ...
LOOKIT DEM TITTIES!!!
Now that's out of the way ... There is only one thing I can say to describe the entire weekend as a whole ...
Perfectly Epic
Starting out I was with Howler and Pewter on Friday and we went randomly suiting out on the street. When we got up to the main road, we waved at a truck and then ... She saw me.
This black woman with glasses comes running at me screaming OH MAH GAWD LOOKIT DEM TITTIES!! THEY'RE SO BEEEEEEG and grabs my chest. I push her hands out of the way and move her back and she keeps screaming that she wants to check out my boobies..
Then I found out that was on video...
Then the artwork was drawn of the event ...
Then it was at the variety show ...
Then everyone was talking about my boobies ...
Then it was put on Comedy Centrals website ...
Then the threats of putting it to Tosh.O came in ...
And Revenge of the Show ...
And then they showed it at CLOSING ceremonies.
So in short, my tits were the total star of RCFM
Through all this we had some of the most fun fursuit games of the con, People were actually hanging out in the headless lounge more than the dance. I had my computer there so I was playing music for most of the con too. The Fursuiters LOVED everything and I had not felt so wonderful about being in suit and helping my fellow peeps.
Yeah .....
Now if that was not epic enough, Closing ceremonies, I got to declare the decathlon winner (Congrats Goldenwolf) and then the video was shown ... Then they spun the wheel of blame.
Now until this point I was thinking ... Watch this, The wheel is going to fucking land on me.
The wheel is spun and as if an unseen force moved the wheel, it stopped slowing down at one point and just ..... moved to my name. My titties were to blame for the greatest con ever, and now I am to blame for everything that happens from here til next con.
I LOVE RCFM!!!!!
LOOKIT DEM TITTIES!!!
Now that's out of the way ... There is only one thing I can say to describe the entire weekend as a whole ...
Perfectly Epic
Starting out I was with Howler and Pewter on Friday and we went randomly suiting out on the street. When we got up to the main road, we waved at a truck and then ... She saw me.
This black woman with glasses comes running at me screaming OH MAH GAWD LOOKIT DEM TITTIES!! THEY'RE SO BEEEEEEG and grabs my chest. I push her hands out of the way and move her back and she keeps screaming that she wants to check out my boobies..
Then I found out that was on video...
Then the artwork was drawn of the event ...
Then it was at the variety show ...
Then everyone was talking about my boobies ...
Then it was put on Comedy Centrals website ...
Then the threats of putting it to Tosh.O came in ...
And Revenge of the Show ...
And then they showed it at CLOSING ceremonies.
So in short, my tits were the total star of RCFM
Through all this we had some of the most fun fursuit games of the con, People were actually hanging out in the headless lounge more than the dance. I had my computer there so I was playing music for most of the con too. The Fursuiters LOVED everything and I had not felt so wonderful about being in suit and helping my fellow peeps.
Yeah .....
Now if that was not epic enough, Closing ceremonies, I got to declare the decathlon winner (Congrats Goldenwolf) and then the video was shown ... Then they spun the wheel of blame.
Now until this point I was thinking ... Watch this, The wheel is going to fucking land on me.
The wheel is spun and as if an unseen force moved the wheel, it stopped slowing down at one point and just ..... moved to my name. My titties were to blame for the greatest con ever, and now I am to blame for everything that happens from here til next con.
I LOVE RCFM!!!!!
Link to one of the live performances
Posted 15 years agoWild Nights Post Con Report
Posted 15 years agoI know there are a few that have been waiting to see what my post here would read as.
This was my first year at Wild Nights. At first, I didn't want to do because of how close this con was to RCFM which has been a staple convention of mine for several years. The staff got to the point they gave me my first show and the title of Guest Performer thus comping my badge and traveling expenses. I just got to put on a show.
Okay I really had no excuse then. I had to go. Not like I could pass up the chance to get on stage and be stupid for an hour right?
So I arrive on Friday in the early afternoon. I drove onto the campground, parked and the fun began.
Now before I speak any more I have to say one thing that was a tradition at the other campout convention. I would always get injured. Usually not terribly serious but something that would mildly hamper my ability to function. From twisting my ankle to slamming my body on the ground on my back, knee, hip, shin, face or something. Every year for Seven years I did not leave Oklacon unscathed.
I sit here typing to you now with nothing more than a scratch on the knuckle. Hardly something that would be called an injury. So ... points for Wild Nights.
The Humor began when we drove in and before I put my car in Park. There's the signs for Group camp one and two. Wild Nights in camp two, And the Mennonites in group camp one which you have to pass by on the way to group camp two. To make it funnier, Falconpunch is there at Wild Nights dressed up as Jesus. Already this is becoming the Convention of Wrong with everything going absolutely perfect.
So here are the events that lead up to the most epic performance of 69ing gay raccoons .... Ever.
Saturday night there was an incident with some people in town driving into the campsite and shooting a few con attendees with a paintball gun. One of the park employees was sent with him taking pictures and bagging evidence. He then ... just hung out. He returned Sunday and was with us almost the entire day. It turned out he is actually gay. And he's really nice.
So closing Ceremonies. Everything's going great we showed a few things from the convention videos and whatnot. They brought up the guests of Honor and ... Then me. As I am walking up on stage they start playing 69ing Gay Raccoons and I ask would you like me to sing it? Staff was okay with it ... so I did. Full backing track and audience participation. Went over fine and thought nothing major of it.
Until I got off stage and everyone was laughing just outside the door. I asked what was going on and they point to the back of the tabernacle ... to the park officer standing there with his jaw to the floor. The gay park officer. I totally lose it. I start cracking up laughing. I run to tell Heros about it and he nearly chokes.
This is when he tells me ... Oh my the way ... You do know that the park mascot is a raccoon right?
Um ... NO!!!!
And that he is the one that usually wears the suit right?
Um ... NO!!!!!! So wait... I just sang 69ing Gay Raccoons for the 69ing Gay Raccoon?
Yes Corsi. Yes you did.
OH FUCK!!!!
So we're sitting there for a good five minutes just cracking up and run back to Draconis to tell him. He nearly falls over and runs over to the Park staffer to talk to him. They get him on stage and call me up for the fun of it and have him chase me around the Tabernacle a bit.
But that's not the epic part.
He gets a call in that they heard a couple of suspicious people walking through the woods heading our way. So I get tossed a radio and so do a few others and we start keeping watch on the perimeter. In the middle of this, he told us all to use his call number to address him on the radios. His number is ninety. I say to him GREAT we have his Furry name! He said no but about fifteen minutes later I hear this.
Ninety to Corsi.
This is Corsi.
I found out what I am going to use as my new Fur Name.
Oh god do I want to know?
It's Sixty-Nine.
*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER* I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Myself and the people I was with just totally died.
In the end of it all ... I present to you all .... Sixty-Nine the Gay Raccoon.
Con was fucking epic guys. You did a fantastic job. I heard praises of 'Hell I don't even eat this good at home!' the food was that freaking good.
I am going again next year. And the best part is, it's spaced out perfectly from Oklacon. Exactly six months difference.
Here, everything is really close together yet still spread out. You don't really have Cabin parties but instead everyone's just being really social. Normally I don't make a call and place a convention among my favorites until I have been to a couple of them.
I am making an exception. Oklacon just got bumped back to third. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR EVERYONE!!
This was my first year at Wild Nights. At first, I didn't want to do because of how close this con was to RCFM which has been a staple convention of mine for several years. The staff got to the point they gave me my first show and the title of Guest Performer thus comping my badge and traveling expenses. I just got to put on a show.
Okay I really had no excuse then. I had to go. Not like I could pass up the chance to get on stage and be stupid for an hour right?
So I arrive on Friday in the early afternoon. I drove onto the campground, parked and the fun began.
Now before I speak any more I have to say one thing that was a tradition at the other campout convention. I would always get injured. Usually not terribly serious but something that would mildly hamper my ability to function. From twisting my ankle to slamming my body on the ground on my back, knee, hip, shin, face or something. Every year for Seven years I did not leave Oklacon unscathed.
I sit here typing to you now with nothing more than a scratch on the knuckle. Hardly something that would be called an injury. So ... points for Wild Nights.
The Humor began when we drove in and before I put my car in Park. There's the signs for Group camp one and two. Wild Nights in camp two, And the Mennonites in group camp one which you have to pass by on the way to group camp two. To make it funnier, Falconpunch is there at Wild Nights dressed up as Jesus. Already this is becoming the Convention of Wrong with everything going absolutely perfect.
So here are the events that lead up to the most epic performance of 69ing gay raccoons .... Ever.
Saturday night there was an incident with some people in town driving into the campsite and shooting a few con attendees with a paintball gun. One of the park employees was sent with him taking pictures and bagging evidence. He then ... just hung out. He returned Sunday and was with us almost the entire day. It turned out he is actually gay. And he's really nice.
So closing Ceremonies. Everything's going great we showed a few things from the convention videos and whatnot. They brought up the guests of Honor and ... Then me. As I am walking up on stage they start playing 69ing Gay Raccoons and I ask would you like me to sing it? Staff was okay with it ... so I did. Full backing track and audience participation. Went over fine and thought nothing major of it.
Until I got off stage and everyone was laughing just outside the door. I asked what was going on and they point to the back of the tabernacle ... to the park officer standing there with his jaw to the floor. The gay park officer. I totally lose it. I start cracking up laughing. I run to tell Heros about it and he nearly chokes.
This is when he tells me ... Oh my the way ... You do know that the park mascot is a raccoon right?
Um ... NO!!!!
And that he is the one that usually wears the suit right?
Um ... NO!!!!!! So wait... I just sang 69ing Gay Raccoons for the 69ing Gay Raccoon?
Yes Corsi. Yes you did.
OH FUCK!!!!
So we're sitting there for a good five minutes just cracking up and run back to Draconis to tell him. He nearly falls over and runs over to the Park staffer to talk to him. They get him on stage and call me up for the fun of it and have him chase me around the Tabernacle a bit.
But that's not the epic part.
He gets a call in that they heard a couple of suspicious people walking through the woods heading our way. So I get tossed a radio and so do a few others and we start keeping watch on the perimeter. In the middle of this, he told us all to use his call number to address him on the radios. His number is ninety. I say to him GREAT we have his Furry name! He said no but about fifteen minutes later I hear this.
Ninety to Corsi.
This is Corsi.
I found out what I am going to use as my new Fur Name.
Oh god do I want to know?
It's Sixty-Nine.
*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER* I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Myself and the people I was with just totally died.
In the end of it all ... I present to you all .... Sixty-Nine the Gay Raccoon.
Con was fucking epic guys. You did a fantastic job. I heard praises of 'Hell I don't even eat this good at home!' the food was that freaking good.
I am going again next year. And the best part is, it's spaced out perfectly from Oklacon. Exactly six months difference.
Here, everything is really close together yet still spread out. You don't really have Cabin parties but instead everyone's just being really social. Normally I don't make a call and place a convention among my favorites until I have been to a couple of them.
I am making an exception. Oklacon just got bumped back to third. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR EVERYONE!!
Oklacon Con Report
Posted 16 years agoEvery year I go to this con. Every year I am amazed and I meet so many new people.
I didn't spend as much time at the campfire as I normally do and thankfully so for a change. It was cold. Indoors playing Are you a Werewolf was much better.
Even if I only got to be a werewolf once on the last day of the con.
Anyway things went well even though I did have the bad combo of alot of food alot of liquids and then running my ass off. I am sure it's going to get around exactly what happened out there. But I did make alot of kills for round one. And Round two .... God I love being the environmentalist.
LORD STEVE IRWIN SAYS ... CRIKEY LOOK OVER THERE AN HERBIVORE IS TRYING TO HIDE BEHIND THAT AFRAME!! AND NOW A CARNIVORE IS GOING TO TRY AND KILL THEM!!! AMAZING!!!!
Yeah that was the evil game but we have fun.
Still all in all my second favorite now. With RCFM as number one.
If you have never been to Oklacon ... GO. It's like one big massive room party with an Opening and Closing ceremony.
Just without the room... Or the building... Or ... Anything. IT'S CAMPING!
I didn't spend as much time at the campfire as I normally do and thankfully so for a change. It was cold. Indoors playing Are you a Werewolf was much better.
Even if I only got to be a werewolf once on the last day of the con.
Anyway things went well even though I did have the bad combo of alot of food alot of liquids and then running my ass off. I am sure it's going to get around exactly what happened out there. But I did make alot of kills for round one. And Round two .... God I love being the environmentalist.
LORD STEVE IRWIN SAYS ... CRIKEY LOOK OVER THERE AN HERBIVORE IS TRYING TO HIDE BEHIND THAT AFRAME!! AND NOW A CARNIVORE IS GOING TO TRY AND KILL THEM!!! AMAZING!!!!
Yeah that was the evil game but we have fun.
Still all in all my second favorite now. With RCFM as number one.
If you have never been to Oklacon ... GO. It's like one big massive room party with an Opening and Closing ceremony.
Just without the room... Or the building... Or ... Anything. IT'S CAMPING!
Most Furries Are Gay (Lyrics)
Posted 16 years agoShe tries but she fails
To Seduce guys with tails
She's tried in every way
But most furries are gay
This girl at the hotel
She'll go straight to hell
She's Tried and I say
Most furries are gay
Tell me why
None of them will flirt with me
Tell me why
They don't think I am sexy'
Tell me why
I can't get their heads turned this way
Well most furries are gay
She makes the guys sick
Cause she wants their dick
They turn and run away
Cause most furries are gay
Tell me why
I can't get the boys Yiffy
Tell me why
Dave's snuggling with Jimmy
Tell me why
There's no KY in stores today
Cause most furries are gay
As you can see her she's crying alone.
Cause no one will touch her clit Yeah
Don't matter how willing
She's getting to know
The furries don't give a SHIT!!!
She tries but she fails
To Seduce guys with tails
She's tried
(She's Tried..
She's Tried..
SHE'S TRIED!!)
The Furs want Penis!
I'm waiting for her to see
None of them want her pussy
(Again I have to say)
Once again I have to just say
(Oh Yeah)
Most Furries are gay.
Tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
None of them will flirt with me
They don't think I am sexy'
Tell me why
I can't get their heads turned this way
Well most furries are gay
Tell me why
I can't get the boys Yiffy
1Tell me why
Dave's snuggling with Jimmy
Tell me why
There's no KY in stores today
1Cause most furries are gay
1I lied! we're all gay!
To Seduce guys with tails
She's tried in every way
But most furries are gay
This girl at the hotel
She'll go straight to hell
She's Tried and I say
Most furries are gay
Tell me why
None of them will flirt with me
Tell me why
They don't think I am sexy'
Tell me why
I can't get their heads turned this way
Well most furries are gay
She makes the guys sick
Cause she wants their dick
They turn and run away
Cause most furries are gay
Tell me why
I can't get the boys Yiffy
Tell me why
Dave's snuggling with Jimmy
Tell me why
There's no KY in stores today
Cause most furries are gay
As you can see her she's crying alone.
Cause no one will touch her clit Yeah
Don't matter how willing
She's getting to know
The furries don't give a SHIT!!!
She tries but she fails
To Seduce guys with tails
She's tried
(She's Tried..
She's Tried..
SHE'S TRIED!!)
The Furs want Penis!
I'm waiting for her to see
None of them want her pussy
(Again I have to say)
Once again I have to just say
(Oh Yeah)
Most Furries are gay.
Tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
None of them will flirt with me
They don't think I am sexy'
Tell me why
I can't get their heads turned this way
Well most furries are gay
Tell me why
I can't get the boys Yiffy
1Tell me why
Dave's snuggling with Jimmy
Tell me why
There's no KY in stores today
1Cause most furries are gay
1I lied! we're all gay!
Pawin Off Your Bits Lyrics
Posted 16 years agoI was asked to post the lyrics for Pawin off your bits as written by 
peachclover and myself. Enjoy!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2698600
Balls so blue and there's no one to spoo into. Why don't you let loose where you sit?
Pawin' off your bits!
Watchin Vids with big ole dicks pumping into then cut away Jizz on their lips...
Pawin' off your bits!
Dressed up like public masturbater
trying hard not to sound like Darth Vader (Space Invader)
Come lets play with some canine that is so gay his cock right there between his mitts
Pawin' off your bits!
Foxxie bored with none to do. Sit in this dark Avenue. Watching those with ass to spare with their tails up in the air. Ball gags and doggy collars, pad locks and lots of floggers. Wasting all his time standing in this club line.
Balls so blue and there's no one to spoo into. Why don't you let loose where you sit?
Pawin' off your bits!
Watchin Vids with big ole dicks pumping into then cut away Jizz on their lips...
Pawin' off your bits!
Dressed up like public masturbater
Trying hard not to sound like Darth Vader (Space Invader)
Come lets play with some canine that is so gay his cock right there between his mitts
Pawin' off your bits!
(Tapdance)
Dressed up like public masturbater
Trying hard not to sound like Darth Vader (Space Invader)
Balls so blue and there's no one to spoo into. Why don't you let loose where you sit?
Pawin' off your bits!
Pawin' off your bits!
Pawin' off your bits!
Pawin' off your bits!
peachclover and myself. Enjoy! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2698600
Balls so blue and there's no one to spoo into. Why don't you let loose where you sit?
Pawin' off your bits!
Watchin Vids with big ole dicks pumping into then cut away Jizz on their lips...
Pawin' off your bits!
Dressed up like public masturbater
trying hard not to sound like Darth Vader (Space Invader)
Come lets play with some canine that is so gay his cock right there between his mitts
Pawin' off your bits!
Foxxie bored with none to do. Sit in this dark Avenue. Watching those with ass to spare with their tails up in the air. Ball gags and doggy collars, pad locks and lots of floggers. Wasting all his time standing in this club line.
Balls so blue and there's no one to spoo into. Why don't you let loose where you sit?
Pawin' off your bits!
Watchin Vids with big ole dicks pumping into then cut away Jizz on their lips...
Pawin' off your bits!
Dressed up like public masturbater
Trying hard not to sound like Darth Vader (Space Invader)
Come lets play with some canine that is so gay his cock right there between his mitts
Pawin' off your bits!
(Tapdance)
Dressed up like public masturbater
Trying hard not to sound like Darth Vader (Space Invader)
Balls so blue and there's no one to spoo into. Why don't you let loose where you sit?
Pawin' off your bits!
Pawin' off your bits!
Pawin' off your bits!
Pawin' off your bits!
Anthrocon Post Con Report
Posted 16 years agoLets start this out with the short version of events and emotions. Those are as follows:
YAY! WHAT? WTF? SWEET!!!! COOL! Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ... WTF?!?! HUGS! GIGGLE! EPIC WIN! FLAWLESS VICTORY! FUN! AWWWWW!! Cries! wave bye.... Not Again! Cries! Wave bye again.... PDC! YAY GUNZ! OH SHIT! Oh Fuck ...... Oh God ....... Oh no...... OKAY! Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ..... *zombie* HOME!
And now for the explination...
YAY We are on the way to AC!!!
WHAT do you mean Leo and his mate are in the bathroom of this random gas station we drove into?
WHAT THE FUCK how did we end up like this and are you heading to AC?
COOL LETS GO! *Two cars driving cross country now turn to THREE*
After most of the day on the road we meet up with Sharaye and get food parting ways with Imperial and Kurisu whom head north. After a long delay on I-65 we SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Waking up after a few hours we get back on the road only to find Leo and Kuri are actually right next to us again having slept the same amount of time in a different place to end up having all of us finish the trip to ANthrocon.
Now for the con itself. I got to see all my cubs again rooming with Jester, Raven, and Kitren in my room with Kae, Sharaye, Tristan, Charles, and Relena in the room next to us.
As usual the list of furs that I met are too heavy and insane to count. Names of special note other than the above are Thrashbear for finally getting to see again. Goliath for taking one for the team. Maxis and PanPan for giving me joint custody of my boy. *snuggles* Goldenwolf and Firr for the migration to the family by popular demand. Kingdom and BabyTiger for the fun times at Random. And Especially for the star of this con ... Alex for not only getting to his first ever convention but for making it more memorable and fun than I could have ever expected. You really made the con fun for a lot of people.
Now on to the Epic Win of the year. Last year Omni wanted to do a Video to my song Furs on Second Life. We did and the response went over so well I wanted to see how far we could push it. So we talked to a few key people and Omni did all the work preparing and getting the video set and ready. Ordered jumpsuits and everything. So here I am chatting away and this guy walks up to me and says "Corsi .... You know I will get even with you right?" .... I am stunned and just staring at the guy like .... Um What'd I do? ... Yeah then he shows off the badge that says Dragoneer.
Fuck ....
I'm caught....
Yes the song we were ready and prepped to do was THE SITE IS A LIE! And perform it we did with the help of Omni, Bigfox, Aww, and (insert name here cause I forget . It's late.) At the Masquerade it went over so well I could not believe it. The timing was perfect by all involved and the fursuits came out and did better than we thought they would.
I saw how everything went and here I am home now just PRAYING that the video comes out flawlessly. And I hear that I am getting asked to top it for next year. God only knows what I am going to do. We have to think of something.
Oh and if you like Sushi ... There is this place down the street that is just FUCKING DIVINE!!! Poke me next year about the trip over there so we can set up a good migration to the place.
I think the only bad thing this year was that I was not able to suit nearly as much as I wanted to due to my back and knee both of which were going out before the con and went out at the con. Extra thanks to Kae and Shar for helping almost carry me back to the headless after that Parade.
Speaking of the headless ... Last year I bitched about the headless and that the con was not attending to the needs of the suiters. That has just changed. I saw more fans in there than ever before. But it cold still do with a better AC unit. May I suggest portable AC units with an exhaust to just get RID of the heat from in there. Water was plentiful and I was a very pleased mouse. Much better job this year.
Most of this years AC I spent with my family. I really needed it. So the aww and cries were when we had to leave. What made it harder was after the heart warming speech Maxis gave to me and that panpan didn't mind letting him stay in the family so I could be his mommy too ... Right after I left and swallowed my heart back into my chest after saying goodbye to everyone I stayed with, Maxis was there as I pulled up to the Westin and I was sent crying again saying goodbye.
We took off and started the drive back to the house. We bought new Airsoft pistols and started having fun shooting car to car to car on the way home with Kurisu, Wynd and Myself as Pilots.
Until .....
So we all start getting tired. I figure we can do the same as last time. Get a well lit space on the road and pass out for like three hours Continue on. So we are pulled over and play with the Airsoft. Wynd and Orim still have welts on them.
Leo runs up and offers us floorspace with them so everyone but Orim and Jester head up for sleep. They stay with the cars to make sure nothing happens to them. Five minutes later the POLICE show up and put them in cuffs. We didn't know this and Wynd walks out to them with another Airsoft in his belt walking to the cop. He gets cuffed too. I walk out with Russell without pistol plastic and we get things straightened but not until after a cop litterally manhandled Jester and nearly broke his nose against the side of my Explorer. IN the end we got home no arrests and just a random misunderstanding incident with the toys stuffed in the backs of the cars. I would go into great detail but from everything we could make out, the police did react correctly about everything that went on. Jester remembered moving quickly and thus getting 'Controled' while Orim stayed still and was just cuffed.
No cuffs on me YAY.
It turns out that they were told we were a random gang wearing bandana's and were getting ready to rob the neighborhood. I was the only one wearing a Skullcap and it was fucking PINK. And I had a nice pink cowbitch hat on after anyway. So yeah I guess we are some new faction of the Crypts and the Bloods called the Blyps or ....... Nothing.
In the end we got home safe sound and loaded.
Ending thoughts ...
WOW that was fun. Next year I love the Doubletree and all but fuck that I am getting a place at the Westin.
YAY! WHAT? WTF? SWEET!!!! COOL! Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ... WTF?!?! HUGS! GIGGLE! EPIC WIN! FLAWLESS VICTORY! FUN! AWWWWW!! Cries! wave bye.... Not Again! Cries! Wave bye again.... PDC! YAY GUNZ! OH SHIT! Oh Fuck ...... Oh God ....... Oh no...... OKAY! Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ..... *zombie* HOME!
And now for the explination...
YAY We are on the way to AC!!!
WHAT do you mean Leo and his mate are in the bathroom of this random gas station we drove into?
WHAT THE FUCK how did we end up like this and are you heading to AC?
COOL LETS GO! *Two cars driving cross country now turn to THREE*
After most of the day on the road we meet up with Sharaye and get food parting ways with Imperial and Kurisu whom head north. After a long delay on I-65 we SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Waking up after a few hours we get back on the road only to find Leo and Kuri are actually right next to us again having slept the same amount of time in a different place to end up having all of us finish the trip to ANthrocon.
Now for the con itself. I got to see all my cubs again rooming with Jester, Raven, and Kitren in my room with Kae, Sharaye, Tristan, Charles, and Relena in the room next to us.
As usual the list of furs that I met are too heavy and insane to count. Names of special note other than the above are Thrashbear for finally getting to see again. Goliath for taking one for the team. Maxis and PanPan for giving me joint custody of my boy. *snuggles* Goldenwolf and Firr for the migration to the family by popular demand. Kingdom and BabyTiger for the fun times at Random. And Especially for the star of this con ... Alex for not only getting to his first ever convention but for making it more memorable and fun than I could have ever expected. You really made the con fun for a lot of people.
Now on to the Epic Win of the year. Last year Omni wanted to do a Video to my song Furs on Second Life. We did and the response went over so well I wanted to see how far we could push it. So we talked to a few key people and Omni did all the work preparing and getting the video set and ready. Ordered jumpsuits and everything. So here I am chatting away and this guy walks up to me and says "Corsi .... You know I will get even with you right?" .... I am stunned and just staring at the guy like .... Um What'd I do? ... Yeah then he shows off the badge that says Dragoneer.
Fuck ....
I'm caught....
Yes the song we were ready and prepped to do was THE SITE IS A LIE! And perform it we did with the help of Omni, Bigfox, Aww, and (insert name here cause I forget . It's late.) At the Masquerade it went over so well I could not believe it. The timing was perfect by all involved and the fursuits came out and did better than we thought they would.
I saw how everything went and here I am home now just PRAYING that the video comes out flawlessly. And I hear that I am getting asked to top it for next year. God only knows what I am going to do. We have to think of something.
Oh and if you like Sushi ... There is this place down the street that is just FUCKING DIVINE!!! Poke me next year about the trip over there so we can set up a good migration to the place.
I think the only bad thing this year was that I was not able to suit nearly as much as I wanted to due to my back and knee both of which were going out before the con and went out at the con. Extra thanks to Kae and Shar for helping almost carry me back to the headless after that Parade.
Speaking of the headless ... Last year I bitched about the headless and that the con was not attending to the needs of the suiters. That has just changed. I saw more fans in there than ever before. But it cold still do with a better AC unit. May I suggest portable AC units with an exhaust to just get RID of the heat from in there. Water was plentiful and I was a very pleased mouse. Much better job this year.
Most of this years AC I spent with my family. I really needed it. So the aww and cries were when we had to leave. What made it harder was after the heart warming speech Maxis gave to me and that panpan didn't mind letting him stay in the family so I could be his mommy too ... Right after I left and swallowed my heart back into my chest after saying goodbye to everyone I stayed with, Maxis was there as I pulled up to the Westin and I was sent crying again saying goodbye.
We took off and started the drive back to the house. We bought new Airsoft pistols and started having fun shooting car to car to car on the way home with Kurisu, Wynd and Myself as Pilots.
Until .....
So we all start getting tired. I figure we can do the same as last time. Get a well lit space on the road and pass out for like three hours Continue on. So we are pulled over and play with the Airsoft. Wynd and Orim still have welts on them.
Leo runs up and offers us floorspace with them so everyone but Orim and Jester head up for sleep. They stay with the cars to make sure nothing happens to them. Five minutes later the POLICE show up and put them in cuffs. We didn't know this and Wynd walks out to them with another Airsoft in his belt walking to the cop. He gets cuffed too. I walk out with Russell without pistol plastic and we get things straightened but not until after a cop litterally manhandled Jester and nearly broke his nose against the side of my Explorer. IN the end we got home no arrests and just a random misunderstanding incident with the toys stuffed in the backs of the cars. I would go into great detail but from everything we could make out, the police did react correctly about everything that went on. Jester remembered moving quickly and thus getting 'Controled' while Orim stayed still and was just cuffed.
No cuffs on me YAY.
It turns out that they were told we were a random gang wearing bandana's and were getting ready to rob the neighborhood. I was the only one wearing a Skullcap and it was fucking PINK. And I had a nice pink cowbitch hat on after anyway. So yeah I guess we are some new faction of the Crypts and the Bloods called the Blyps or ....... Nothing.
In the end we got home safe sound and loaded.
Ending thoughts ...
WOW that was fun. Next year I love the Doubletree and all but fuck that I am getting a place at the Westin.
A word on Fursuiting
Posted 16 years agoIN the week past RCFM I have gotten alot of feedback about fursuiting in general. Hearing things like them being fun to hug and just generally be around.
Well it's more than that.
Remember when you were a child and your parents took you to some sports game. You were most excited to see the Mascot because you were too young to really remember how the game was played. It was just fun to see the ball zipping here and there.
We're adults now granted but part of the fandom lets face it not letting go of that blissful childhood.
The Mascot on the floor or the grass or the ice was always high strung and energetic. Running around and acting silly.
That is what people come to see with fursuiters. Ever notice the really popular ones are the ones that run around and goof off with anyone and everyone? Even randomly.
Fursuiters have an unspoken undeclared pass in any con to get away with certain things in the name of entertainment.
For Example. At FC this year the parade suiters got these little squeak toy bladders to make noise. And we did. They were resounding for the rest of the con. I had someone bitch at me cause they thought it was annoying when I was out of suit. The next day when I was in suit I saw the exact same person and I had the exact same squeaker and they were laughing and having fun with it.
The difference is the suit. It's a gateway. People look at things we do and have fun with it.
I have a little game I play. What else can I tastefully get away with. How far can I push the line without pissing someone off? I haven't done it yet.
I have jumped on stage at a con during opening Ceremonies. Sat on someone's lap that was in the middle of a conversation just cause they wern't expecting it. I have run into a store in suit and went shopping. I have stolen the hat off people's heads and (slowly) run off with them. I have sat behind an artists table randomly. Sat at random tables and pretended to draw. I have tackled, pounced, picked up, and god knows what else to people. I have borrowed people's video cameras and walked around the con with them walking behind me as I taped them instead of them taping me.
This is called Fursuit Mischief. You can get away with little mischievous little things.
Now some of the things I hear is especially during a fursuit parade. That suiters basicly meander through the parade and look up to have their picture barely taken. PLAY WITH IT!! The Parade is where you as the fursuiter have the chance where EVERYONE IS WATCHING AND LOOKING AT YOU! Play with the audience! Run up and tickle a random spectator or muss up their hair. Don't just humdrum your way through. Play around and have fun.
When you are in suit out of the parade ... Have fun with people. Part of the reason people look forward to conventions is to have a great time. As the Fursuiter you are the entertainment. So become that to people as you walk around.
One of my favorite things to do is to play with the registration line. Those are some BORED ASS PEOPLE. They are not happy not having fun waiting in line. So make them have fun.
IN the end ... Be their entertainment. When you see someone moping about the con and you are in suit ... Literally run up and hug them. You'll make their day and feel better for it.
VIVA LA FURSUIT!!
Well it's more than that.
Remember when you were a child and your parents took you to some sports game. You were most excited to see the Mascot because you were too young to really remember how the game was played. It was just fun to see the ball zipping here and there.
We're adults now granted but part of the fandom lets face it not letting go of that blissful childhood.
The Mascot on the floor or the grass or the ice was always high strung and energetic. Running around and acting silly.
That is what people come to see with fursuiters. Ever notice the really popular ones are the ones that run around and goof off with anyone and everyone? Even randomly.
Fursuiters have an unspoken undeclared pass in any con to get away with certain things in the name of entertainment.
For Example. At FC this year the parade suiters got these little squeak toy bladders to make noise. And we did. They were resounding for the rest of the con. I had someone bitch at me cause they thought it was annoying when I was out of suit. The next day when I was in suit I saw the exact same person and I had the exact same squeaker and they were laughing and having fun with it.
The difference is the suit. It's a gateway. People look at things we do and have fun with it.
I have a little game I play. What else can I tastefully get away with. How far can I push the line without pissing someone off? I haven't done it yet.
I have jumped on stage at a con during opening Ceremonies. Sat on someone's lap that was in the middle of a conversation just cause they wern't expecting it. I have run into a store in suit and went shopping. I have stolen the hat off people's heads and (slowly) run off with them. I have sat behind an artists table randomly. Sat at random tables and pretended to draw. I have tackled, pounced, picked up, and god knows what else to people. I have borrowed people's video cameras and walked around the con with them walking behind me as I taped them instead of them taping me.
This is called Fursuit Mischief. You can get away with little mischievous little things.
Now some of the things I hear is especially during a fursuit parade. That suiters basicly meander through the parade and look up to have their picture barely taken. PLAY WITH IT!! The Parade is where you as the fursuiter have the chance where EVERYONE IS WATCHING AND LOOKING AT YOU! Play with the audience! Run up and tickle a random spectator or muss up their hair. Don't just humdrum your way through. Play around and have fun.
When you are in suit out of the parade ... Have fun with people. Part of the reason people look forward to conventions is to have a great time. As the Fursuiter you are the entertainment. So become that to people as you walk around.
One of my favorite things to do is to play with the registration line. Those are some BORED ASS PEOPLE. They are not happy not having fun waiting in line. So make them have fun.
IN the end ... Be their entertainment. When you see someone moping about the con and you are in suit ... Literally run up and hug them. You'll make their day and feel better for it.
VIVA LA FURSUIT!!
RCFM Post Convention Report
Posted 16 years agoGod I am exhausted. Lets start there. It's a good kind of exhausted. VERY good.
Before I start telling you about how much fun I had let me tell you this. RCFM is a nice warm little cozy convention in Huntsville Alabama. RCFM has always been my second favorite con. Oklacon being the first. Just a weekend campout in the woods with nothing to do but chill out and act crazy. Cause what part of the hotel can you really break out there? A tree maybe?
Either way RCFM ROCKS!!!
Anyway back to the report. To start things out I was dragged into the RCFM Team as the FurSuit Track Lead. It was pretty much a shanghai at MFM by KO and Alexander. I was a bit nervous about being staff so this year I felt like I was testing the waters. (Waters fine by the way) I was not sure how much the convention would feel like work rather than a vacation being on staff so when I drove out I was worried. Am I going to have fun at this my second favorite con of all time?
In short? YES!!!!
It was funny. A few people noticed that all day on Friday it looked as I was a lost little puppy not knowing exactly how or where I could or should step around the big dogs. Then ... We found out the ballroom was not available for the Friday Night Dance. And I was asked where the alternate room would be over con radio. Alex's voice chimes in merry as ever telling me that since I was the Fursuit furry why not have something in the Headless lounge? I was like .... Wait .... I can do that? Hmmm...........
My Fursuiting mentality switched on like a light and I went into 'Lets see what I can get away with' mode. Within the hour I had sent out people to do fliers to stuff up, We got A DJ, Speakers Turned the lights down and had ourselves a dance party that went over so well we are making it an official event next year.
I could never hope to say just how much stuff we all did this weekend but hearing comments along the lines of 'This is an awesome Headless Lounge' and one that said 'This lounge beats FC's lounge' made me feel warm. And I realized that I was having more fun than ever because I got to play with my fellow suiters all weekend and get away with it as long as I had all their needs met (Which it seems I did)
Sunday came too fast. The games were missing peices that I really needed so myself and Wolfwings litterally got out of breakfast ran out the door, Hit Walmart grabbed the last things we needed and ran back with an hour to spare. (By the way ... SERIOUS SHOUTOUTS TO WOLFWINGS AND SNAP for all the great help and encouragement for the entire weekend)
The games were played and it seemed like no one wanted to stop. When you have a crowd of fursuiters look and seriously ask if that was really two hours of games you know you did well. They had so much fun the hours FLEW past.
Thanks to LilKitren, Shar, and Annika as well for helping keep things coordinated with everything and helping me when I needed it.
In the end I sadly drove home. Got a ticket on the way too but that's another story.
There is no possible way for me to name everyone that made this a great weekend. Thank you to everyone.
Now I have to close this. And to close I will say this. Until this point I have only had Post Con Depression after Oklacon. I get a little saddened it has to end and I can't go back for another year.
But not once had I ever been brought to tears that it had to end.
That has now changed.
RCFM is my family. It is my home. It is my con. My favorite con.
I cannot stay away. It's a part of me. And I a part of it. My eyes are misted over again writing this.
It's a happy cry. Because I know I will be back next year for more fun and enjoyment.
To those on staff at Oklacon. I am sorry. But RCFM knocked you out of first place in my heart.
To those that have never been to Rocket City FurMeet ... You have GOT to come. I swear it is more than worth your while.
~Darth Corsi
Before I start telling you about how much fun I had let me tell you this. RCFM is a nice warm little cozy convention in Huntsville Alabama. RCFM has always been my second favorite con. Oklacon being the first. Just a weekend campout in the woods with nothing to do but chill out and act crazy. Cause what part of the hotel can you really break out there? A tree maybe?
Either way RCFM ROCKS!!!
Anyway back to the report. To start things out I was dragged into the RCFM Team as the FurSuit Track Lead. It was pretty much a shanghai at MFM by KO and Alexander. I was a bit nervous about being staff so this year I felt like I was testing the waters. (Waters fine by the way) I was not sure how much the convention would feel like work rather than a vacation being on staff so when I drove out I was worried. Am I going to have fun at this my second favorite con of all time?
In short? YES!!!!
It was funny. A few people noticed that all day on Friday it looked as I was a lost little puppy not knowing exactly how or where I could or should step around the big dogs. Then ... We found out the ballroom was not available for the Friday Night Dance. And I was asked where the alternate room would be over con radio. Alex's voice chimes in merry as ever telling me that since I was the Fursuit furry why not have something in the Headless lounge? I was like .... Wait .... I can do that? Hmmm...........
My Fursuiting mentality switched on like a light and I went into 'Lets see what I can get away with' mode. Within the hour I had sent out people to do fliers to stuff up, We got A DJ, Speakers Turned the lights down and had ourselves a dance party that went over so well we are making it an official event next year.
I could never hope to say just how much stuff we all did this weekend but hearing comments along the lines of 'This is an awesome Headless Lounge' and one that said 'This lounge beats FC's lounge' made me feel warm. And I realized that I was having more fun than ever because I got to play with my fellow suiters all weekend and get away with it as long as I had all their needs met (Which it seems I did)
Sunday came too fast. The games were missing peices that I really needed so myself and Wolfwings litterally got out of breakfast ran out the door, Hit Walmart grabbed the last things we needed and ran back with an hour to spare. (By the way ... SERIOUS SHOUTOUTS TO WOLFWINGS AND SNAP for all the great help and encouragement for the entire weekend)
The games were played and it seemed like no one wanted to stop. When you have a crowd of fursuiters look and seriously ask if that was really two hours of games you know you did well. They had so much fun the hours FLEW past.
Thanks to LilKitren, Shar, and Annika as well for helping keep things coordinated with everything and helping me when I needed it.
In the end I sadly drove home. Got a ticket on the way too but that's another story.
There is no possible way for me to name everyone that made this a great weekend. Thank you to everyone.
Now I have to close this. And to close I will say this. Until this point I have only had Post Con Depression after Oklacon. I get a little saddened it has to end and I can't go back for another year.
But not once had I ever been brought to tears that it had to end.
That has now changed.
RCFM is my family. It is my home. It is my con. My favorite con.
I cannot stay away. It's a part of me. And I a part of it. My eyes are misted over again writing this.
It's a happy cry. Because I know I will be back next year for more fun and enjoyment.
To those on staff at Oklacon. I am sorry. But RCFM knocked you out of first place in my heart.
To those that have never been to Rocket City FurMeet ... You have GOT to come. I swear it is more than worth your while.
~Darth Corsi
FURRY FIESTA Con report
Posted 16 years agoJust ... WOW tha con was a blur of fun insanity and apples. Lots of Apples. Don't ask.
When Crys told me that there was likely going to be a record broken this year I didn't beleive it. I mean really the last time Texas tried to host a convention it was the Epic of Fail. Texas Furry Con flopped harshly. But not Furry Fiesta
I But when I got to the con and started making my way around ... I saw how wrong I was. There were so many furs at this first year con that it felt like I had just walked into a third year con. The 540 person turnout was INSANE. Every panel was packed. Even mine. When a filking panel is packed wall to wall and every chair spoken for you know the con was big. I have done a panel at RCFM and now I am staff there and believe it or not, I had more at my panel at Furry Fiesta than I did at RCFM.
Points have got to go to Istanbul and the entire Furry Fiesta team that made this con happen. This con went so smoothly unlike alot of first year cons I have heard the horror stories about. (No mentioning names) There were several people at the con that were coming to me and asked me how long the con had been running for. When I told them it was year one they asked why nothing was totally fucked up.
Gripes:
You knew there were coming:
Headless Lounge fans need to STAY in the headless lounge. We're FUrsuiters. We sweat. We are hot. Fans cool us off. I love the crew of Sub Level Three and I already talked to people and found they had no idea that someone carted off with my head drying fan from the lounge. So before that is flamed ... SL-3 DID NOT TAKE THE FANS AWAY FROM THE HEADLESS LOUNGE. To the person that did ..... SHAME on you. (( This issue was addressed and will not be repeated the next year. I have faith in the Bunny with the Pancake ))
The Video Room next to the Main Hall. Not even Furry Fiesta's fault there was another convention at the same time as us and they had the other rooms. Next year Furry Firsta will have more space and the video room will be in a better place. So The gripe was already handled. KUDOS!
The Dealer Den and Artist Alley were too small. Again not Furry Fiesta's Fault bit still a gripe. And with the aforementioned more space next year, this issue was resolved as well.
What is scary is that was all the issues I had that were convention related. The only other thing was Carpet Sample made an appearance and Security knew about it ... Handled the situation for me and aside from a minor stalking and the initial contact, he left me the hell alone. Good Job on the Security Team! (Details on this incident will NOT follow and those that know will NOT discuss. Thank you)
Other good things that came about for Furry Fiesta. Great staff. I noticed that the staff was numbered high enough that you could always find someone when it was needed. I would turn and just look for a staffer and two would be there.
Panels THE PANELLLLLLLSSSSSSS Crys .... FUCKING AWESOME. Okay you know how you will have A single artist do a panel for an hour at some point. Yeah. Not Crys. Not one. Not two. Not THREE ..... I think what ..... FIVE PANELS one of them being Fursuit construction? Plus she was on staff and worked security when needed? Yes the title Everything to Everyone was TRUE. I noticed that. Crys you deserve alot more than you get credit for.
The gaming room, though I was in suit most of the time, was as big as alot of larger cons and from what I have heard there isn't even a 'gaming room' at the younger cons. And this one had three TV's and enough board games to choke a horse.
FINAL NOTE:
To Anthrocon and Further Confusion. Prepare. The Party that is the Furry Fiesta has only just begun.
To All of the smaller Cons. GET ON FURRY FIESTA'S GOOD SIDE. This thing WILL explode into the biggest convention in the States. Texas Based and close to one of the biggest Airports in the country. DFW. And it's only a 10 minute drive Airport to hotel.
PREDICTION:
Year three. Need a bigger Hotel.
When Crys told me that there was likely going to be a record broken this year I didn't beleive it. I mean really the last time Texas tried to host a convention it was the Epic of Fail. Texas Furry Con flopped harshly. But not Furry Fiesta
I But when I got to the con and started making my way around ... I saw how wrong I was. There were so many furs at this first year con that it felt like I had just walked into a third year con. The 540 person turnout was INSANE. Every panel was packed. Even mine. When a filking panel is packed wall to wall and every chair spoken for you know the con was big. I have done a panel at RCFM and now I am staff there and believe it or not, I had more at my panel at Furry Fiesta than I did at RCFM.
Points have got to go to Istanbul and the entire Furry Fiesta team that made this con happen. This con went so smoothly unlike alot of first year cons I have heard the horror stories about. (No mentioning names) There were several people at the con that were coming to me and asked me how long the con had been running for. When I told them it was year one they asked why nothing was totally fucked up.
Gripes:
You knew there were coming:
Headless Lounge fans need to STAY in the headless lounge. We're FUrsuiters. We sweat. We are hot. Fans cool us off. I love the crew of Sub Level Three and I already talked to people and found they had no idea that someone carted off with my head drying fan from the lounge. So before that is flamed ... SL-3 DID NOT TAKE THE FANS AWAY FROM THE HEADLESS LOUNGE. To the person that did ..... SHAME on you. (( This issue was addressed and will not be repeated the next year. I have faith in the Bunny with the Pancake ))
The Video Room next to the Main Hall. Not even Furry Fiesta's fault there was another convention at the same time as us and they had the other rooms. Next year Furry Firsta will have more space and the video room will be in a better place. So The gripe was already handled. KUDOS!
The Dealer Den and Artist Alley were too small. Again not Furry Fiesta's Fault bit still a gripe. And with the aforementioned more space next year, this issue was resolved as well.
What is scary is that was all the issues I had that were convention related. The only other thing was Carpet Sample made an appearance and Security knew about it ... Handled the situation for me and aside from a minor stalking and the initial contact, he left me the hell alone. Good Job on the Security Team! (Details on this incident will NOT follow and those that know will NOT discuss. Thank you)
Other good things that came about for Furry Fiesta. Great staff. I noticed that the staff was numbered high enough that you could always find someone when it was needed. I would turn and just look for a staffer and two would be there.
Panels THE PANELLLLLLLSSSSSSS Crys .... FUCKING AWESOME. Okay you know how you will have A single artist do a panel for an hour at some point. Yeah. Not Crys. Not one. Not two. Not THREE ..... I think what ..... FIVE PANELS one of them being Fursuit construction? Plus she was on staff and worked security when needed? Yes the title Everything to Everyone was TRUE. I noticed that. Crys you deserve alot more than you get credit for.
The gaming room, though I was in suit most of the time, was as big as alot of larger cons and from what I have heard there isn't even a 'gaming room' at the younger cons. And this one had three TV's and enough board games to choke a horse.
FINAL NOTE:
To Anthrocon and Further Confusion. Prepare. The Party that is the Furry Fiesta has only just begun.
To All of the smaller Cons. GET ON FURRY FIESTA'S GOOD SIDE. This thing WILL explode into the biggest convention in the States. Texas Based and close to one of the biggest Airports in the country. DFW. And it's only a 10 minute drive Airport to hotel.
PREDICTION:
Year three. Need a bigger Hotel.
Why I love going to cons.
Posted 17 years agotbone2004 has sent you a message on YouTube:
Hello, Corsi...
This is "Bunny Boy" Vacurien, I attended Oklacon 6. And I have to say, I enjoyed it very much. I have to say, the many vids I've seen of you tell me something. Any convention you go to, it seems it becomes epic win! ^__^
Ok, just so you know, yes, I may be a furry, but I have to hide it from my viewers. Of course, I drop hints here and there, just to tease. One in particular is a rant I did on furries and how they obsess over hentai, which I made as a big joke, cause I love furry hentai A LOT! If only they'd caught wind of the joke, I wouldn't have been trolled. Oh well, who cares.
I hope we can be friends, and possibly meet again at a future con! And if you need some good hentai...well...SING FOR ME, CORSI! ^__^
Hello, Corsi...
This is "Bunny Boy" Vacurien, I attended Oklacon 6. And I have to say, I enjoyed it very much. I have to say, the many vids I've seen of you tell me something. Any convention you go to, it seems it becomes epic win! ^__^
Ok, just so you know, yes, I may be a furry, but I have to hide it from my viewers. Of course, I drop hints here and there, just to tease. One in particular is a rant I did on furries and how they obsess over hentai, which I made as a big joke, cause I love furry hentai A LOT! If only they'd caught wind of the joke, I wouldn't have been trolled. Oh well, who cares.
I hope we can be friends, and possibly meet again at a future con! And if you need some good hentai...well...SING FOR ME, CORSI! ^__^
RULE 34 ARTIST CHALLENGE!!!
Posted 17 years agoYeah we need a Rule 34 alert. There is no sex on the Hadron Collider!!! WE NEED TO COMPLETE THIS RULE 34!!!!
Furries ... Yeah we can make porn out of that.
Furries ... Yeah we can make porn out of that.
I JUST LOST THE GAME
Posted 17 years agoThe rules to the game are easy
1) You are always playing the game. In fact if you did not know about the game you just started playing!!
2) Any time you think about the game, you lose the game. (i.e. you just thought about it and you just lost)
3) When you lose you must state publicly that you have lost ... You will start playing again in 30 minutes.
The only point to playing this game is to lose and get as many people to lose with you.
The Game .... You just lost.
1) You are always playing the game. In fact if you did not know about the game you just started playing!!
2) Any time you think about the game, you lose the game. (i.e. you just thought about it and you just lost)
3) When you lose you must state publicly that you have lost ... You will start playing again in 30 minutes.
The only point to playing this game is to lose and get as many people to lose with you.
The Game .... You just lost.
Hard Choice about cons.... Where I will and will not be.
Posted 17 years agoMFM this year was a turning point for me yet again. Last year I met Raven which let me to the happiest year in the fandom ever. Here's to more years exactly like that. But just like the song goes. Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end. And this new beginning I got with Raven and the rest of the cubs help I made a few ends. And all good ones.
So here goes.
I may not attend Anthrocon ever again. Here's why even though I was a Supersponsor for four years running and 6 years total:
At AC this past year I cannot count how many times I tried to take a headless lounge break to finding no water in there. ZERO ... NONE ... The flimsy head drier was falling apart most of the time and for several HUNDRED fursuiters this is UNACCEPTABLE.
Then I found out why... At Closing Ceremonies it was pointed out that there was not enough water and Kage's explanation was that it saved him money since they all had to be filled. Great so put fursuiters health at risk to save a few bucks so the airline tickets for Kage and his parents don't come out of pocket.
Yaknow it was not until this year attending Further Confusion and seeing the display of fun they put on with the drummers and the wonderful lounge, the food the drinks and the panels and ... Well DAMN ... You know it's ALOT more expensive for thigns out in California than Pittsburg PA so ... Yeah where is all that money going that is dodated to the con? FC gets the same big names out there and still puts on a longer convention and a wilder ride than AC and ... For a HELL of alot less ... So what does Anthrocon have that FC doesn't?
Shopping ... Okay yeah it's in a convention center with more floorspace so if you want to buy shit you have plenty of space to do that and ... Well Furries love their naked fuzzybutts. Only issue is that with that little luxury comes the half a mile walk to and from the dealer den. So we are back again to the fursuiting thing and not getting the water.
This all came to fruition when I attended MFM this year. No intervention no anything wrong. Just made it to RCFM earlier in the year and MFM this past weekend and I remember hearing a few things. Here are some of the comments made without giving out names about THOSE cons:
Sorry it's a bit warm we are trying to get the vents fixed now so we can get the hotel cool for the fursuiters. They should be here any minute (They were)
WOW there are alot of fans in here.
We had to get a couple more. We thought there might be more suits this year.
We rented out a special room for the headless lounge this year for everyone.
Can you turn the AC down? It's too cold.
WOW there's alot of food in the con suite! How do you afford it?
I love this con. Everything is right close together so I met alll my friends here.
(spoken to staff) Excuse me but where is event-x?
Not sure hold on a sec (picks up two way) Hey who is holding event-x? (Yes Security got on the two way line just to tell someone where an event was)
If you like this con you'll like this one too (Spoken at BOTH RCFM and at MFM by staff)
This feels more like a party than a convention.
............
Looking over what I just wrote ... Not a SINGLE one of those comments can be attributed to AC.
If you are a fursuiter like I am ... STAY AWAY FROM ANTHROCON or just don't bring your suit. This is for your own health. I'll change my mind if Kage starts giving a shit about the attendees of his con. If not. Yeah see you all at FC, RCFM, MFM and OC ... OH! AND FURRY FIESTA!
So here goes.
I may not attend Anthrocon ever again. Here's why even though I was a Supersponsor for four years running and 6 years total:
At AC this past year I cannot count how many times I tried to take a headless lounge break to finding no water in there. ZERO ... NONE ... The flimsy head drier was falling apart most of the time and for several HUNDRED fursuiters this is UNACCEPTABLE.
Then I found out why... At Closing Ceremonies it was pointed out that there was not enough water and Kage's explanation was that it saved him money since they all had to be filled. Great so put fursuiters health at risk to save a few bucks so the airline tickets for Kage and his parents don't come out of pocket.
Yaknow it was not until this year attending Further Confusion and seeing the display of fun they put on with the drummers and the wonderful lounge, the food the drinks and the panels and ... Well DAMN ... You know it's ALOT more expensive for thigns out in California than Pittsburg PA so ... Yeah where is all that money going that is dodated to the con? FC gets the same big names out there and still puts on a longer convention and a wilder ride than AC and ... For a HELL of alot less ... So what does Anthrocon have that FC doesn't?
Shopping ... Okay yeah it's in a convention center with more floorspace so if you want to buy shit you have plenty of space to do that and ... Well Furries love their naked fuzzybutts. Only issue is that with that little luxury comes the half a mile walk to and from the dealer den. So we are back again to the fursuiting thing and not getting the water.
This all came to fruition when I attended MFM this year. No intervention no anything wrong. Just made it to RCFM earlier in the year and MFM this past weekend and I remember hearing a few things. Here are some of the comments made without giving out names about THOSE cons:
Sorry it's a bit warm we are trying to get the vents fixed now so we can get the hotel cool for the fursuiters. They should be here any minute (They were)
WOW there are alot of fans in here.
We had to get a couple more. We thought there might be more suits this year.
We rented out a special room for the headless lounge this year for everyone.
Can you turn the AC down? It's too cold.
WOW there's alot of food in the con suite! How do you afford it?
I love this con. Everything is right close together so I met alll my friends here.
(spoken to staff) Excuse me but where is event-x?
Not sure hold on a sec (picks up two way) Hey who is holding event-x? (Yes Security got on the two way line just to tell someone where an event was)
If you like this con you'll like this one too (Spoken at BOTH RCFM and at MFM by staff)
This feels more like a party than a convention.
............
Looking over what I just wrote ... Not a SINGLE one of those comments can be attributed to AC.
If you are a fursuiter like I am ... STAY AWAY FROM ANTHROCON or just don't bring your suit. This is for your own health. I'll change my mind if Kage starts giving a shit about the attendees of his con. If not. Yeah see you all at FC, RCFM, MFM and OC ... OH! AND FURRY FIESTA!
Back from MFM and a nights sleep
Posted 17 years agoWOW ... WHAT A CON. Okay so where do I start?
Special thanks to LilKitren, Sharaye, Annika, and Charlesfox for helping me get there and back in the first place.
Special thanks to all the kids and cubs I got to skritch and tickle.
Special thanks to Fait/Rougia for FINALLY GRABBING A HOLD OF ME SO I COULD SNUGGLE.
There are so many names I can't remember but kisses to NeoPan whom next year I am dragging into one event even if he is kicking and screaming ... :p
And to Isfacat ... I love you ... I hate you ... And yes I still have the Wanted poster ..... Bastard.
Thanks to DCRabbit for giving me the beautiful art of my bewbie joke at Fursuit games and for getting my book back to me. (I missed it)
Thanks to the MFM staff for bringing us a wonderful time.
Thanks to the RCFM staff for bringing me on the team.
And thanks to ... And forgive me when I miss names ... Twyla, Lucresha, Paddlefoot, Neopantyger, Spike, every cub at the con (Too many to list so next year I am taking notes), whoever was keeping the headless lounge water cold, Tamara, Darktiger, Notari, Baka, All the attendees of Floorcon08 which needs a theme for next year, and finally to all the mundanes, drunks, and stuck up family reunion members I got to fuck with for the weekend in the suit.
Roughly 30 hours in suit never smelled so bad. Yeah the suit got a good washing when I got in the door.
Special thanks to LilKitren, Sharaye, Annika, and Charlesfox for helping me get there and back in the first place.
Special thanks to all the kids and cubs I got to skritch and tickle.
Special thanks to Fait/Rougia for FINALLY GRABBING A HOLD OF ME SO I COULD SNUGGLE.
There are so many names I can't remember but kisses to NeoPan whom next year I am dragging into one event even if he is kicking and screaming ... :p
And to Isfacat ... I love you ... I hate you ... And yes I still have the Wanted poster ..... Bastard.
Thanks to DCRabbit for giving me the beautiful art of my bewbie joke at Fursuit games and for getting my book back to me. (I missed it)
Thanks to the MFM staff for bringing us a wonderful time.
Thanks to the RCFM staff for bringing me on the team.
And thanks to ... And forgive me when I miss names ... Twyla, Lucresha, Paddlefoot, Neopantyger, Spike, every cub at the con (Too many to list so next year I am taking notes), whoever was keeping the headless lounge water cold, Tamara, Darktiger, Notari, Baka, All the attendees of Floorcon08 which needs a theme for next year, and finally to all the mundanes, drunks, and stuck up family reunion members I got to fuck with for the weekend in the suit.
Roughly 30 hours in suit never smelled so bad. Yeah the suit got a good washing when I got in the door.
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE COVERED ONE OF MY SONGS
Posted 17 years agoOkay sending this out ... THE SITE IS A LIE HAS BEEN COVERED BY SOMEONE,
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1435784/
Check it out!!
maxgoof is a fellow parody artist and I have to admit ... I'm impressed with the guy.
I don't say that often but .... GO LISTEN TO HIS STUFF MAN ..... Start with the SIAL cover though.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1435784/
Check it out!!
maxgoof is a fellow parody artist and I have to admit ... I'm impressed with the guy.I don't say that often but .... GO LISTEN TO HIS STUFF MAN ..... Start with the SIAL cover though.
