Dragoneer is begging me
For a donation to see
All the naked furries but they all went to FAP

Now they're getting all the hits
And their servers pitching fits
But at least that put F.A.P. Right on the map

Tons of things have gone wrong
Parts are taking too long
Getting cross the country to the admins mailbox

Four weeks since the servers fried
making all the users cry
all we've seen from F.A. is that goddam ferrox

-C-
We didn't crash the servers
It was all the traffic
now we're getting frantic
We didn't crash the servers
But we'll be in hell
when we are on the Dell
-C-

FA:U has twice gone past
with the site fucked in the ass
Will the constant torture of the site ever end

But I hear the futures bright
Even though it's down tonight
Heard a search is coming but that may just be pretend

Likeshine Villani
Lizardbeth and Rarri
Cravingyote bloodhound
Now on FAP they can be found

All the furs that left FA
Til the site comes back some day
Maybe they'll be up the next time FA:U comes round

-C-

Server rack Coders back
Everything still outta whack
SQL Corrects applied No comitting suicide

RAM is on Checked them all
Server software is installed
BUTTON MASHING POOR F5 WON'T MAKE THE SITE COME ALIVE

Wanna be back Monday
Unless there are more delays
Jump through hoops NO GO Server in the Colo

90% is installed
Tech supporting has been called
We're all going psycho UPS is too slow

-C-

Data is Migrating
Delays are frustrating
Dragon ... Dragging. Hard drives are defragging

Will this downtime ever end
Stuck to using MSN
Pron on F-Chan D-N-P I cannot stand

F.A. Rated X
Micro-Incest-Bondage Sex (Someone draw that PLEASE!!!!)
Straight, Bi, Always Gay What else do I have to say??

-C-

Flood control shall begin
When we are online again
Dozen T.B.'s Will it make us rock?

Yes I have survived the crash
Now I can see all the ass
Pron uploading will begin til the serves blow again

But we are online with pride
You're all with us for the ride
No more debts you can bet Cause this 10K gets

Stable servers RAM galore
Hardware Software by the Score
This site can't go down no more cause we can't take it anymore

We didn't crash the servers
It was all the traffic
now we're getting frantic
We didn't crash the servers
And we won't know when
it will go down again and again and again,.....

-C-

FurAffinity after a 29 day .... 30 day downtime needed ..... BEGGED for this.

Ladies and Gentlefurs. Once it is finished loading....

I Present to you the next musical beast to poke fun at those that just innocently wanted to host a website.

Cause you all know ..... WE DIDN'T CRASH THE SERVERS .... It was all the fox spunk they were using as liquid cooling.

Co written and backing vocals on this are credited to Crys  Taillone and Skylor  skylorforscythe

Yes that's right. I finished the music for Civilizations so it will be on sale at the FurPlanet table and I will have them with me if I am not in my suit. I will have the back CD's Evolutions, Phases, and Side Tracks as welll as the CD Single for Armageddon to be released sometime next year.

Other than that, it's gonna be myself, my mate Merlot, Jester all driving up from Dallas. Be on the lookout for a Green Chevy Caviler en Route starting out on Wednesday afternoon and arriving hopefully Thursday afternoon.

I will have both the Merlot suit and my Corsi suit with this as Corsi's first con. Also coming will be Jesters first fursuit in the states! We're building it AS I TYPE THIS. So the hot glue will still be warm on the head,

Anyway all the CD's are printed and ready to go ... I printed thirty of them and I am hoping to sell out of everything I am bringing. That would make me very happy.

See you there!!!

Okay Floored is about the best way to describe the con.

I was floored by the number of people that I got to see and that were happy to see me there.

Floored at the reception that Site is a Lie had at the cvariety show

On the floor cause suiting for 3/4 of the convention took everything out of me.

Bouncing across the floor cause being called out of my room Sunday night to go perform with Bucktown was just TOO DAMN COOL

Flattened on the floor cause of how many times I got pounced and collapsed back to the floor cause I know I get to do it all over again next year.

God Damn I can't list all the furs that I was so thrilled to see this year. Just ..... WOW WHAT A CONVENTION

Okay so I went to the con with both suits and put my furry son Jester in the Merlot suit.

All in all I had alot of fun even for being a broke bitch but the pouncing and bouncing in suit made it worthwhile. I got to see my cubs which was uber awesome. So a few of the highlights.

Talking with someone in the elevator and having them ask if I ever heard of a fur named 'Corsi' and their song on FurAffinity. The shock in his eye and the OH SHIT he screamed when I stuffed my badge at him was ... PRICELESS.

Four of us suiters running into the foyer and just randomly grabbing and snuggling someone. They didn't know what was going on and were likely talking about it for the rest of the con.

Alynna's Kitsune party. Normally I don't care for Udon but that broth was the shiznit. That and Raven broadcasting live made me feel like I was sitting in Cub Conclave only with everyone really there.

Arriving, Telling Alynna what room I was in and then seeing a FLEET of cubs arrive at my door with Frosty naked in the bathroom. I never felt so loved.

Sunday night just hanging in Raven's room and randomly breaking into a pillowfight to which I got my ass kicked but GOD that was fun.

Spanking Kanji (Told you I would)

Walking (Or shivering) into the feline panel in my Corsi Mouse suit and acting terriffied as everyone just turned to look and I fainted. Laughter and fun to be had by all.

Generally I always had cubs with me and masses of friends around me. It was alot of fun, I sold a few CD's and just in genreral had a BLAST. Thank you to everyone that I got to meet there are FAR too many to mention but special points goes to Ashadan for hunting me down to give me those nourishing PIXIE STICKS!!!!

See you alll there next year!!

Well I am at Nexxus's place gearing up for the DRIVE from Dallas to San Jose.

Yes we are driving. My Corsi suit and my Merlot suit are packed and ready to go. Corsi made her debut at Oklacon but this is the first big con she will be wandering around at. I will be there on Thursday and prancing around in suit so beware ... I will pounce unsuspecting friends or maybe even random people.

Also for Second Lifers I will be doing a LIVE talk show on All Fur Radio making it's Debut at the con. Corsi's Bitching Session. The show where the morons are plentiful, the drama is free, the cake is a lie, and the soapbox is ready to stand on. Just beware. You may have an opinion you want to state but ... I do too. And I can insult far better than anyone else. After all I have had plenty of practice with Nexxus.

The Bitching Session is an open Mic for anyone and everyone that comes by to state their opinion on something they like or don't like about ... Whatever. Normally I will have a topic of discussion but for the opening show it's going to be a free forum of hell in a handbasket.

Either way most of the convention, Corsi will be wandering around getting into all sorts of trouble.

A word about my suits and the antics you may see in the two.

Merlot (Siamese cat - Female): Seen at AC and MFM is rather flirty and likes to hug. She's mild mannered and will generally behave herself but can be a bit playful at times. She is not my fursonna so she may be loaned out to someone else while I am in my Corsi suit. If you see Corsi and Merlot ... I am in Corsi.

Corsi: (Mouse - Female): Can be a bit flirty as well but VERY playful and spontanious. She will bound up on someone and pounce on occasion. She will do just about anything and anywhere for that matter. I try to be as careful as I can with her big feet. Her feet are very durable but big so I can't run too fast in her so when you see her roaming about, feel free to run up on her and say hello before you try and hug her. She is my fursonna and I don't loan her out as a spare.

GOD DAMN I didn't realize how well this was going to go over. Special thanks to the FurAffinity Admins that have laughed at this and apologies to them for this ....

I have had MANY MANY requests for a higher quality radio version of this that did not computerize my voice as much so I am going to be re-recording this song for a reposting. Taking out the pops and clicks a bit more and working on making a nice free radio version.

This one was inspired, written and posted in less than 24 hours. So this time I am not rushing it. Figure I'll take my sweet ass time and do it the right way.

This was a failure
I'm making a note here
Epic Crash
It's hard to keep
The servers up and running
Ameture Coders
Our searches are down
Because we suck
Donations you sent to us
We don't know where they have gone
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
Fur Affinity searching
Has turned out to be fake
And you gave us a ton
So our systems all could run
But the searches are all
Still a Lie

I bet you're all angry
Cause everything's 404
Not found
It's visitos not DOS attacks
that killed me (No really it is)
My websites in peices.
The servers all run
like they're on fire
As you wait it hurts because
We cdon't know what we can do
We just made a website
without planing it well
We had no idea
we're be going through Hell
So we asked for your cash
To buy servers that would crash
Seems donationswe all
Just a Lie

So how long is "shortly"?
Been looking at this dumb fox for days
Maybe you'll find someone else to host you
Maybe FurNation....
That was a joke
Ha Ha
Don't leave
Hardware in a cardboard box
Was just a figure of speach
Look at me still singing
while the site is offline
Maybe all the donations
should buy servers next time
but I got a new car
And some drinks down at the bar
While the servers are all
Still offline!

FurNation's running and we are offline
And so is VCL but we're still offline
We'll be back shortly but now we're offline
We're up an hour but now we're offline
We should all give up and just stay offline
We're online!!!
Back offline....

Okay so this has gone over alot better than I had hoped. Recently ... well okay so it was last night but that's still recent!

Recently I posted my new badge showing me and two of my cubs. Thus my coming out of the closet as a caretaker. I am very proud of the furry community so far in that even with all the negativity that goes out to the babyfurs that I have not seen any yet. I have not had any of my friends out me at all. Not even once or one bad comment.

So yes I am a Caretaker. For those that do not know what a caretaker is, we are the mothers and fathers that have the deep instinct in that we want to take care of a cub. It's by far nothing sexual as some brain twisted people in fandom want to think. Just nice snuggles and feeding bottles. I am not going to say what it is like being a cub. I will let a cub say what they get out of it. But I will say this:

Picture this scenario the next time you see someone make a snap judgment of a cub.

In the past, the furry fandom has had alot of very bad publicity. the ooooold Vanity Fair article outing the fandom as a tribe of plushy fucking freaks. The MTV article showing that the fandom is only sexual related. Among others to the now infamous CSI episode Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas that highlighted the Fursuit Yiff room.

So this begs the questions: Do some furs have sex with plushies? Yes. Do some furs use the fandom as a sexual outlet? Yes. Is there a fursuit yiff room? Yes. What is the percentage of the fandom actually DOES these things? A very small percentage. And that's why we get angry about these articles and snap judgments.

The Furry community is doing the exact same thing to the Babyfurs. Just like the media, they have no clue what is really going on or what happens when a babyfur goes home after a convention. But during that convention, they tease and tell the babyfurs they are sick perverts but not even asking anything about the larger group. Just finding the maybe one cub that actually uses their diaper and judging the entire sub-community on the basis of that one individual. That sounds alot like what happened to the entire community about the Vanity Fair article.

So the next time you see someone with a badge depicting them as a babyfur. don't be an ass and judge them on what you THINK you know. Give them a big hug. You would really make their day and you would be a better person for it.

~Corsi

Well my dear God my legs are killing me.

I swear nothing beats Oklacon for a convention. You want to get out in the woods and see furries just hanging out and having a good time? Go to Oklacon. You want to walk around hundreds of other nameless faces and be another cog in the machine? Go any oversized con.

300 people at the con and you get to meet and see every single solitary one of them instead of just passing in the halls. You're all sitting in front of a campfire and waiting to see what Crazy John is going to burn next.

One of these days he's going to set a tree on fire.

Oh and if you are a fursuiter? Perfect convention.

Heats not so bad during the day that you can't walk around and play games in suit. But .... Night. When everyone is throwing on sweaters and jackets to stay warm you can stay in suit ALL NIGHT and not get overheated or anything. The weather is like being in a headless lounge but you just want to keep the head on.

I could not BEGIN to list the names of all the people I got to see this year. There were SO many but I have to say this was indeed the best Oklacon EVER. Walking up the hill to see 30 furs and three FURSUITS getting hit with shaving cream pies was priceless. Extra points to Jugular Jaguar, Zephyr, and Dingo for having the balls to pull that one off.

And Pred/Prey was absolutely priceless. Me playing Fire as usual and having Selkit as The Ghost of Steve Irwin send someone to throw water on me and 'Put Fire out' I don't think I could have laughed so hard.

Oh wait I did laugh harder. When I flying Leap-tagged Isfacat when he went up to 'Big Buisness' thinking they were 'Wind' to get in a safe zone from me. I think the exact words were.

Isfa: Why Hello 'The Wind' can you tell me Where 'Steve Irwins Ghost'is?

*dramatic pause as I am running at Isfa full steam*

Big Buisness: I am not 'The Wind'

Isfa with HUGE wide eyes: OH SHIT

Both of us run up the hill with Isfa trying to get to the safe zone as fast as he can with me gaining ground quickly until I flying leap and tag his leg for the Epic Win.

Check out You Tube for his revenge. We were talking about that one for the entire rest of the con.

The only bad part about the thing was Beryl was there AKA 'Carpet Scraps' AKA 'Spare Parts' AKA Creepy old guy that won't stop talking. AKA 'The asshole that grabbed me in suit and forcefully dry humped me onto the ground and re-injured both of my knees right after the Parade.' I swear if he keeps trying to talk to me I am going to make complaints about him at every con.

But for a con to only have one bad incident through the ENTIRE FIVE YEARS attending ... That's a fucking hell of a great time.

So to everyone that went ... It was Awesome seeing all of you and I hope to see you next year

to everyone in the headless lounge and all the other fursuiters ... DAMN I loved seeing you all. And thank you for all getting in suit and making it the best con of all time.

To everyone in the kitchen staff ... I never had better meals. I mean WOW that was great food you guys were making in there.

To everyone that was cooking around Campfire ESPECIALLY Beowolf ... Thanks for keeping our bellies full.

To everyone that took pictures of my suit ... Corsi[at]furnation.com ... EMAIL THEM TO ME PLEASE!

And finally to those that didn't show up ... GET YOUR ASSES OVER TO OKLAHOMA!!!! YOU MISSED ALL THE FUN!!!

A final thought for those that wonder ... Exactly what DOES go on at Oklacon ...

Picture a Room Party at Any con you have gone to. Now make that party the entire weekend only with more booze, fresh air, fire, and no broken elevators ... THAT'S Oklacon!

[A] - Available?
Both. I have a mate but it's an open relationship. (Bisexual. She lets me fool around with other males.)

[B] - birthday?
March 5

[C] - crushing?
Nope. Just interested in certian people. they know who they are

[D] - drink you had last ?
COFFEE!!!

[E] - easiest person to talk to?
Honestly? toss up. Merlot and Kouta Ruska.

[F] - fav. color(s)?
Purple and Pink.

[G] - gummy bears or gummy worms?
Hard to chew. taste bland. But the bears go down easier

[H] - hometown?
Allen TX (Realhome town Hull Massachusetts

[I] - ill?
Heathly as an ox. Mice don't get sick.

[J] - juggle?
Damn right.

[K] - killed someone?
Nope

[L] - longest car ride?
Litterally Driving from Massachusetts to Texas. but the trip back from Anthrocon 06 felt longer cause Nexxus was snoring in the back.

[M] - milkshake flavor?
chocolate

[N] -number of sibilings?
One sister and one brother from my biological family (Was adopted at 2 weeks old)

[O] - one wish?
For the Fandom to end the drama and be a fandom again

[P] - person you called last?
Prosen the owner of the Second Life sim FurNation Mythica.

[Q] - queer?
Half and half. Tend to be a little girly but ... hey my personna's female

[R] - reasons to smile?
Cause I make people laugh. Watching furries in Second Life enjoying themselves in the places I manage.

[S] - song you last heard?
One of the ones I wrote. Somewhere on here.

[T] - time you woke up this morning?
Around 7:30. I work from home. No alarm clock. :)

[U] - underwear?
Silk Boxers.

[V] - vegetarian?
Nah. Mice are scavengers. We eat anything

[W] - worst habit?
Honestly? Smoking.

[X] - xrays you had?
Most recent was my knee and ankle but that was almost a year ago after I fell on my knee at Oklacon

[Y] - your number of friends on myspace?
Zero. No Myspace

[Z] - zodiac sign?
Pisces. The actor.


Okay I have to say this was a very cute Meme. Not sure who started it but points to you.

Her fursuit looked incredible
Her paws feel so beautiful
Her body was so Skritchable
I wanna take her down the hall

She said she would have me soon
And she led me to her room
Then when she took the head off
I thought my mind was lost

In suit she looked good to me
But now I find her ... Totally Unyiffable

Totally Unyiffable

Her body odors powereful
Deoderant ain't seen at all
I think I need a Tylenol
Just get me back into the hall

She said she's all into Gor
And then she kneels on the floor
I wanted none from this whore
'Cause she was an eyesore

In suit she looked good to me
But now I find her ... Totally Unyiffable

Totally Unyiffable

Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. There's no tellin' where the beauty went)

Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. Man I really need to go)

She's comin' onto me my back's against the wall
Her face is ugly and she's smellin' like a dog
I need to find a way to get outside the door
In suit she looked good to me now I find her
Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. There's no tellin' where the beauty went)

Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. Man I really need to go)

I would need lots of alcahol
She looks like a neandrathal
I couldn't get away at all
I'd do her if she kept it on

She said she would have me soon
And she led me to her room
Then when she took the head off
I knew I'd have to get lost

In suit she looked good to me
But now I find her ...
Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. There's no tellin' where the beauty went)

Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. Man I really need to go)

Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. There's no tellin' where the beauty went)

Totally Unyiffable (She's a swine. Man I really need to go)

Totally Unyiffable!

Well it looks like you all have really come through for me. I thank everyone that is helping out with this. It's really made me feel like all this silliness sitting behind a microphone is worth it 100%

I have laid out the tracks for the parofy of Robert Palmers song. Almost done tweaking out the lyrics and I should have it up and online by the end of the weekend. Baka knows ALL about this one. I gave him a little preview of some of the lyrics and they have met his apprival so ...

With any luck this MAY replace 69ing Gay Raccoons as my signiture song ... but with as many requests as I get to sing that one EVERY con I wind up at ... I think the raccoons have a nice secure spot as the fan favorite.

So let me get behind my mic for the weekend and make sure this al get laid out in quality and let all hell break loose. Awwwww yeah!

Okay so here I am and with all the laws being spread around and the introduction of pay by month music download sites I am finding it harder and harder to get decent backing tracks for my musical whims.

So I am asking for a bit of help.

All tracks MUST have ZERO lyrics and be totally instrumental. I add all my own from there.

I am looking for:

All Star - Smashmouth

We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel

Simply Irrisistable - Robert Palmer

Vertigo - U2

The songs they will become are as follows:

All Star - Fox Taur

We Didn't Start The Fire - We didn't Start FurNation (I name off hosted names off the sote)

Simply Irrisistable - Totally Unyiffable (I tested this acapella with a furry I used to work with and he had to go home to change his pants. No joke)

Vertigo - Inspiration has not struck me yet but I know I want to start it out ... ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ...... FOURteen? for the SOLE reasons is that is what they are saying in Spanish at the beginning and it is easilly converted to rave music.

I will pay you whatever it cost for you to get these tracks. Please send to Corsi[at]FurNation.com

Ears & Tail

On a long and lonesome highway heading to the con
Got a fursuit stuffed back in the trunk cause no plane would let you on
And you think of the convention
It was so much fun the time before.

And your thoughts go off a wanderin
'Bout walkin' down the hall
With your tail wagging behind you you're a living furry doll
Now you just can't wait to get there
And your heart is racing more and more

Now here I am
at the con again
Here I am
I'll never fail
There I go
In fursuit again
There I go
In ears & tail

So you walk in Denny's restaraunt at the other end of the lot
In fursuit you want to sit down but the manager says your not
You tell him it doesn't bother you but in hell you wish he'd rot

Well the media makes us furs look bad every time they can
and if Vanity Fair were right then MTV would have us banned
We've got them all out numbered. It's time to take a stand.

Take a stand!!!

Yeah! Here I am
at the con again
Here I am
I'll never fail
There I go
In fursuit again
There I go
In ears & tail

Up there in the spotlight dancin' in the masquerade
The audience cheering out, and your strength starts to fade
And the sweat pours off your body but you feel you got it made.

Later in the evening, exhausted in your bed
Your eyes are slowly closin' and your muscles feel like lead
The next con's out in Tennessee so that is where we'll head

Now here I am
at the con again
Here I am
I'll never fail
There I go
In fursuit again
There I go
In ears & tail

Sweet Furry Dreams

Cute fluffy huskies
with tight leather pants on
Doug Winger's big boobs
so large you can dance on
Stacks upon stacks of art
piled up in reams
These are a few
of my sweet furry dreams.

Pink juicy pussies
on sexy skunk lasses
Tiny black rodents
coated in molasses
Vixens all cumming
so hard that they scream.
These are a few
of my sweet furry dreams.

Fisk and his fluffy
seductive creation
All of the porn
that you find on Furnation
Hot naked Ferrets
all tied up in strings
These are a few
of my sweet furry dreams.

Scanning web sites
For some nice things
Nothings good to see
I just fantasize all
my sweet furry dreams
and they make me feel yiffy

Tall handsome foxes
with throbbing erections
Big breasted bovines
all drawn to perfection
Jeremy Bernal
that porno machine
These are a few
of my sweet furry dreams.

Twin kitties sharing
warm loving carresses
While they peel off
each others silk dresses
Their getting warm
if you know what I mean
These are a few
of my sweet furry dreams.

Bunnies in bondage
And whip weilding weasels
Furry porn artists
Who wear out their easles
One million furries
all yiffing in teams
These are a few
of my sweet furry dreams.

Scanning web sites
For some nice things
Nothings good to see
I just fantasize all
my sweet furry dreams
and they make me feel yiffy

I came on to see a very dear friend is in need of a little help.  blazger and his mate  frostcat need a little assist. If anyone out there can give them a hand it would be greatly appreciated.

Here's their journal entry:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/200948/

What's you're bar tab?
This is real fun to do!
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have


Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."

Got home yesterday and after catching up on a few things work related I passed out in bed and slept like ten hours. Yeah the con was THAT GOOD!

Some of the highlights:

Floor Chan made it to the ceiling.

A hooker showed up at the lobby thinking she could whore herself out then realized she had no chance at a FURRY con.

did an imitation of Tumbles the Stair Dragon in the lobby Sunday Night

was ... well ... Baka *gnaw*

Alex from RCFM threw a glass of water at me and his someone ELSE ... in the crotch

A few friends and I have formed a furry gang of sorts now aptly named 'The Nut Job's'

FURSUIT GAMES ... Who's brilliant idea was it to have furs in hot costumes play full contact basketball anyway? Blocking by tackle may not have been in the original rules but DAMN that was funny.

Getting to make a fellow Fursuiter blush as we are tickling him by pointing out his SPH zipper.

THE FROZEN OASIS (I think I still have a buzz)

Getting laid twice. Not telling with who. Don't ask. They can speak for themselves. *wink* Here's a hint. They were both tigers.

Furry Fem Photo Shoot right before the Ice Cream Social and making the aforementioned Alex our pimp.

And soooooooooo many other fun times with too many people to mention here without taking up like pages and pages of space. There were only a few small bad issues all having to do with things I need to do to my Merlot suit. The suit was originally by Ocicat but has very VERY little breathing space through the mouth. So while playing basketball I found myself gulping air. The other is due to a mod that I did in making the chest. NO VENTILATION. No vent in the chest plus no vent in the muzzle was making me sweat alot on the chest and soaking it wet VERY badly. So ... the repair options are as follows:

Chest:
1) Reconstruct the chest with a hard inner core and a soft outer core. On the inner core I can then install CPU fans to blow across my chest and put the battery packs in a cavity I can hollow out.
Good Points: Best ventilation. I will have fresh cool air breezing across my chest at all times and thus reduce the sweating overall.
Bad Points: Electrical system in a location where I WILL sweat no matter how much I try and cool it off. But the chest should stay dry. Also I won't have as soft of a chest as the foam I am currently using. Airport Security.

2) With the current chest I can create a jersey pocket to slide cool packs into the chest that should last a couple of hours at a time. A much easier rebuild and the packs will create a gap between the chest and the fur to keep the sweating down.
Good Points: COLD! Nice and cold. Also I will still keep the soft foam squeezable chest. The cooling will keep the sweating down on the chest and the gap will keep the sweating I DO get from getting into the fur.
Bad Points: No ventilation still in the chest so I will be going through the packs quickly. I will have to keep a cooler in my room to trade them out when needed. That means I may need extra luggage if the hotel does not have a fridge.

Head:
1) Muzzle fan ... I talked to Ocicat and since he built the suit, I can carve the foam out of the muzzle of the suit and replace it with the plastic mesh to keep the stability. That will give me more breathing room and allow me to install a small CPU fan into the muzzle. In looking over the face of the suit I can see that ini the carving it will create a small space at the peak of my cheekbone and allow me to exhale out of the eyes and inhale through the muzzle with the fan blowing in to cool my face.
Good Points: FRESH AIR! Also even on the exhale I will have that beautiful cool air blowing over my face constantly so I won't sweat as much or at least not the dripping down the eyes hot sweating that I am now inside the suit. And if I keep the battery installed in front of the fan, that SHOULD protect it from getting hot breath and sweat on the wiring.
Bad points: If I fuck up ... I fuck the head up.

No other ideas for the head. Would LOVE input.

Well I am about to take the trip out to MFM with  mutt12 so I am heading over there tonight and then we are making the drive from out here in Dallas.

LAST CALL!! As it seems I have one seat in my SUV that Nexxus at the last minutye isn't taking. SO ... If you are somewhere along I-30 and want to get a ride we are leaving Dallas at 6AM SHARP. Should be getting into Memphis about 12 to 1 depending on traffic. See everyone there!

Kiss the Siameese cat fursuit!

Okay so a long time ago a few of my buds on Teamspeak asked me about the song 69ing Gay Raccoons and whjy ther was no German version.

Simple!

I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN!

And they basicly pointed out the fact and most of the people that like the German version of 99 Red Balloons don't speak the language anyway so who would know the difference?

So I came up wtih the idea ... Sing the exact same song over again BUT speak in total gibberish ... except at the instance of ANY word having to do with the following:

The number 69
The word Raccoon
Anything with a sexual aspect.

All that is in perfect fluent English.

I just took a take of it and I am sitting here realizing for the first time how FUCKING HILLARIOUS it is if you have actually HEARD the original one I did. SO later today if the interest is there, I will be putting up the 'German' version of 69ing Gay Raccoons.

Please let me know if you guys want to hear this. One take. Not spending a whole lot of time on it but there are some little tweaks I want to work out to make it palatable.

Some people in the past and recent and I amsure they will still ask how I got into singing these little parodies.

WAY back on Tapestries I used to run a little pet auction house. Every Saturday I had to announce about an hour before and periodicly until it started. I got bored and started making little musical diddies here and there to make people giggle. And it worked. I did that for about two years amidst people telling me to finish them and try and sing them.

I finished three. FanBoy Furry, I'm A Retriever, and Wasting Away at Anthrocon (Margaritaville) ... In the meantime I had moved from Massachusetts to the Dallas Texas area. A friend named Bit met me just to hang out a little and then the next time I went to meet him he asked if I wanted to head over to see Nexxus.

Nexxus and I became close friends pretty quickly once I got over the initial fanboyish 'holy shit it's the FurNation Guy' load of crap. Nexxus after helping him make books for the site, offered to get me out to Anthrocon to help and basicly pay my way. I headed out and in the smoking section of the Adams Mark there is a few furs and one guy with a guitar with two other furs singing backup.

I asked him if he knew Green Days Minority. He didn't. The other two did and started singing. I asked them to stop and started singing Fanboy Furry. (this is actually where the line in FurArtist came from ... sing all night in the smoking section with the hotel staff even paying attention) Everyone LOVED it. I knew right then I had to do something. I had to make more. I can't draw. I can write well but DAMN I can make people laugh. I had always been able to.

After singing my way through the con here and there I went out and wrote seven more songs and went to Oklacon with the CD Corsi INC Total Insanity on colored discs cheaply made. I nearly sold out. I drove back with Nexxus and on the ride home we discuddes the future of my music. A few weeks later we were having a few beers and trying to brainstorm. We came up with the band name Mousetrap and the idea for the CD name Evolution. Music being the next stage of the furry fandoms evolution. One song change on the list and alot of fun later and we went to Anthrocon again.

We sold I think 50 copies of the things and it's just snowballed from there. I have sung randomly at every con I have ever gone to. I am happier than I have ever been and I would love to get involved with sixtynining Gay Raccoons!

So here I am at Nexxus's house. He has taken the dilligent task of making the con books for Rain Furrest a convention with registration opening tomorrow.

Now for those of you that had not put that into perspective ... I am at Nexxus's place. I am assembling Con Books for Rain Furrest. The Convention opens registration tomorrow.

I can't fault Nexxus TOO much though. For the past two weeks he has barely been able to walk let alone DO anything. So for the past week I have shuffled him to the emergency room for his back and leg. Worked hard at getting as much done for the books as we can when we can. Not to mention the printer setting us back quite a bit of time leading us to the inevitable crunch after the last minute has already past to get these fuckers done and shipped out overnight.

I have totally lost my sanity and need help getting it back.

Basicly I need conversation with someone other than the binding machine. I have been trying to strike up a conversation with it but it's not very affectionate. The cutter is not very social either.

And that pain medication that Nexxus has been prescribed has had him out like a light and coming around for long enough to make sure that me and Rackett aren't fucking up. My back hurts. my arms hurt and my brain has reached it's limit for information intake and has thus taken a vacation in Miami. If you are in Miami and happen to see my brain can you please tell him to come home? I would greatly appreciate it.

I will be at MFM this year again. This time I will have the Merlot suit so extra fun and insanity.

With luck I will get to sing in the foyer again this year late at night. Hopefully NOT as blitzed as I was last year. It's not my fault!! They kept feeding me that green shit.

I don't even know what it was all I know is it tasted REALLY good. The buzz was wonderful but the hangover sucked. Nexxus, Cobalt, and I couldn't even LEAVE we were so hung over. I think I will vow this year to stay sober.

Either way I am going to have the time of my life.

Only other con I will be hitting this year is Oklacon. I swear that is THE BEST con of all time. No stress no nothing. Just a bunch of furries partying in the woods and enjoying the life of being a fur. It's the number one most relaxing convention I have ever been to and as far as having fun goes it BLOWS them all away. I will support Oklacon as my favorite convention until my dying day.

But we're talking about MFM which ... I don't know how to choose between MFM and RCFM as the favorite of the two.

Not bringing any of my music to MFM this year just going to hang out and buy shit. Blazger I know you and Frosty are going but is anyone else?

I can not WAIT for this con.

So I have been asked a few times about the characters Candy, Pepper, Winter and their male counterparts Cinnamon and Chocolate.

They are going to be characters I will be writing a story series about. The characters were inspired when I thought about doing Minibadges. I had came up with the concept of small badges about 1.5 inches by 2.5 inches and found quite accidently that they fit perfectly into the plastic sleeve of a pack of cigarettes. Well I was doing this around Christmas time last year and since I was drawing a vixen I had to come up with a random name. Someone at work was passing out candy canes and thus I named her Candice Kane Foxx. Or thus ... Candy Kane. After I did the little thing and colored it I wanted to do a trio of different styles in a Christmas theme. Thus Winter Green and Pepper Mynt.

Now of course they needed someone to fuck their brains out so I made another character to be their masculine. Cinnamon came about because he is a Christmas themed taste but not having anything to do with mint.

Chocolate came about after a conversation I had with a friend of mine Porn and I drew the latest peice of art involving him.

The base characters are all a part of the same litter of pups. Five to the litter. Parents are not yet named as I just haven't thought of anything yet.

The siblings ... yes they have sex. I am facinated with incest. Never done that myself but I adore the thought of making love to ones sibling ... The siblings end up growing up together and eventually move out together. The characters are then as follows:

Candice Kane Foxx: She works as a stripper by evening and a total slut to her kin. She is sweet, seductive and knows how to move her body to even turn Chocolate on.

Winter Greene Foxx: Winter was one of the kids that went to college. She went with a degree in computer tech and works the days freelancing for a few major companies repairing and setting up thier network systems. She wears glasses and is very shy. The computer nerd. She really only lets out her adventurous side to her brothers and sisters.

Pepper Mynt Foxx: This girl is the full on housewife. She does not have a job but instead works full time taking care of their home. She makes dinners and lunches and cleans the house in a skimpy little maids outfit that she adores. She isn't nearly the slut her sister Candy is but she is a very submissive little girl. When her brithers and sisters come home she wants nothing more than to service their 'needs' and go about her chores.

Cinnamon Stick Foxx: He is the burly strong alpha of the litter. Working as the head foreman of a major construction company, he taken in the funds to support the entire family if it was needed granted at a very tight budget but he could. His dominant personality makes his sisters lust for him. He is their absolute idol.

Chocolate Chip Foxx: Runt of the litter he was always playing catch up to everyone. His brother Cinnamon had to protect him in school and normally keeps to himself. Besides his sisters which for some reason he could never resist he is FLAMING GAY! Just has not come out of the closet yet. He works as an interior designs specialist and also owns his own small company. Normally it's Cinnamon who lands him all his work after the construction is complete, he recommends his brother to make the place look FABULOUS!

I would LOVE to make a webcomic out of these five but alas by art is not up to par for that yet. Still working on it to make it at the very least passable. I refuse to do anything of that grand a scale until I am confident enough to do so. Laying out a storyboard I am beautiful at but that's about all I am good for at the time.

ANYway I hope this answers a few questions on the siblings. :)