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Posted 5 years agoThe green man knocks twice.
Looking through the window, he saw the star.
He wouldn't knock again.
Looking through the window, he saw the star.
He wouldn't knock again.
Yul
Posted 6 years agoYul
Con Fag, Gents!
Posted 10 years agoHow do you want to be addressed?
Coutzy. Notice how there's no R's in that name. If you call me Courtzee, so help me I will murder you.
Failing that, "Sexy", "Great one" and "Supreme Leader" are acceptable.
Gender?
Preferred pronouns?
He or The Great And Powerful
Age?
25. Christ.
What do you look like?
Taller than you, but not Snap. He stole my bit of being the tall guy. Just look for the glorious sexy lion that is the embodiment of perfection.
Where/how can I find you?
If you're worthy, you'll know.
How are you getting there?
I'm driving in with Courtney.
What hotel are you staying at?
Rich-WHAT? Richmond!
Who are you rooming with?
You might know her as Quartz, or DogGuts, or Courtney.
Which days will you be attending?
All the days you're not gonna be there.
What a shame.
Do you do requests?
Generally I'm the one giving the requests, but I guess if you beg for it I might throw you a bone once in a while.
Your chances are a lot better if you ask for a move that falls in line with the stuff I like.
Do you do trades?
I still need to offload my Zapdos. He's weighing my deck down.
Do you do commissions?
I mean, if you want to pay for one of my videos then great! But they're available for free.
Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
Play your cards right and you'll get a raffle ticket.
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Are videos an art?
Who will you be with?
I've never told someone to stop feeling me up, so there you go.
What is your main purpose for attending?
A lingering sense of obligation.
Can I talk to you?
If you have to ask, you probably don't have anything interesting to say.
Can I take pictures with you?
Sure thing! Just come up and ask me, I can be a bit camera shy though
Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
Only if you've got the balls to just come up and do it. No lollygagging unless you're gagging on my lolly.
Can I hang out with you?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you go to parties?
Going to parties, hosting parties. My life is a party.
Do you fursuit/costume?
Check my page you ninny.
What is the best way to reach you?
If you're the type to take these journals seriously- don't.
Anything else?
You should learn the secret signal for touch my knob.
Coutzy. Notice how there's no R's in that name. If you call me Courtzee, so help me I will murder you.
Failing that, "Sexy", "Great one" and "Supreme Leader" are acceptable.
Gender?
Preferred pronouns?
He or The Great And Powerful
Age?
25. Christ.
What do you look like?
Taller than you, but not Snap. He stole my bit of being the tall guy. Just look for the glorious sexy lion that is the embodiment of perfection.
Where/how can I find you?
If you're worthy, you'll know.
How are you getting there?
I'm driving in with Courtney.
What hotel are you staying at?
Rich-WHAT? Richmond!
Who are you rooming with?
You might know her as Quartz, or DogGuts, or Courtney.
Which days will you be attending?
All the days you're not gonna be there.
What a shame.
Do you do requests?
Generally I'm the one giving the requests, but I guess if you beg for it I might throw you a bone once in a while.
Your chances are a lot better if you ask for a move that falls in line with the stuff I like.
Do you do trades?
I still need to offload my Zapdos. He's weighing my deck down.
Do you do commissions?
I mean, if you want to pay for one of my videos then great! But they're available for free.
Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
Play your cards right and you'll get a raffle ticket.
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
Are videos an art?
Who will you be with?
I've never told someone to stop feeling me up, so there you go.
What is your main purpose for attending?
A lingering sense of obligation.
Can I talk to you?
If you have to ask, you probably don't have anything interesting to say.
Can I take pictures with you?
Sure thing! Just come up and ask me, I can be a bit camera shy though
Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
Only if you've got the balls to just come up and do it. No lollygagging unless you're gagging on my lolly.
Can I hang out with you?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you go to parties?
Going to parties, hosting parties. My life is a party.
Do you fursuit/costume?
Check my page you ninny.
What is the best way to reach you?
If you're the type to take these journals seriously- don't.
Anything else?
You should learn the secret signal for touch my knob.
Anthrocon Maymay
Posted 10 years agoWhere are you staying?
Home. BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING
Home. BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING
I Was Threatening For A While
Posted 10 years agoBut it seems that finally I'll be going to CBRFur. So let's do those questions!
Where are you staying?
Canberra. That's what the CBR stands for.
What day are you getting there?
The same answer as the FurDU one.
How long are you going?
If it lasts more than four hours, consult your healthcare professional.
How are you traveling?
Passed out in the passenger seat.
Who will you be rooming with?
A person who is cooler than you.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
There's a few people I want to see and catch up with (read: touch their junk) but some of them seem a bit will they, wont they about the whole thing. I hope they go.
What do you look like?
I think I'm cute... I KNOW I'm sexy!
What is your gender?
Toaster.
How tall are you?
I'm the tallest one in the room.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
As always, touch my junk
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
All of them. Probably. Hangover pending.
Will you be going to parties?
Do they do parties at CBRFur?
Will you be fursuiting?
Eww. Fuckin' gross, man.
Can I talk to you?
I swear to god noobie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the next ones after that will be 'oh, my god. My crotch, you punched me in my crotch!'
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if it includes touching of the naughty bits.
Can I buy you drinks?
This may be the only question I ever take seriously in these things. Yes. You can buy me booze. I will never protest you buying me booze.
Can I give you stuff?
Scratch my last. I will also answer this question seriously. Yes. I will take anything that is free, and if you give me enough free stuff, I'll let you tell people we hung out and chatted all con and I said you were really cool.
I won't actually do that, I'll just let you say it happened.
Are you nice?
I'm cool. Cool people like other cool people. Take how nice I am to you and do the appropriate math.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Following Paskie around like a lost little puppy dog.
What/where will you be eating?
If I don't come back at least 2 kegs heavier it will have been a failure.
Can I take your picture?
You're my biggest fan, you'll follow me until I love you. Papa. Paparazzi.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Why even go to a convention if you're not gonna fuck randoms?
How can I contact you?
Tweet me, bitch.
Where are you staying?
Canberra. That's what the CBR stands for.
What day are you getting there?
The same answer as the FurDU one.
How long are you going?
If it lasts more than four hours, consult your healthcare professional.
How are you traveling?
Passed out in the passenger seat.
Who will you be rooming with?
A person who is cooler than you.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
There's a few people I want to see and catch up with (read: touch their junk) but some of them seem a bit will they, wont they about the whole thing. I hope they go.
What do you look like?
I think I'm cute... I KNOW I'm sexy!
What is your gender?
Toaster.
How tall are you?
I'm the tallest one in the room.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
As always, touch my junk
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
All of them. Probably. Hangover pending.
Will you be going to parties?
Do they do parties at CBRFur?
Will you be fursuiting?
Eww. Fuckin' gross, man.
Can I talk to you?
I swear to god noobie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the next ones after that will be 'oh, my god. My crotch, you punched me in my crotch!'
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if it includes touching of the naughty bits.
Can I buy you drinks?
This may be the only question I ever take seriously in these things. Yes. You can buy me booze. I will never protest you buying me booze.
Can I give you stuff?
Scratch my last. I will also answer this question seriously. Yes. I will take anything that is free, and if you give me enough free stuff, I'll let you tell people we hung out and chatted all con and I said you were really cool.
I won't actually do that, I'll just let you say it happened.
Are you nice?
I'm cool. Cool people like other cool people. Take how nice I am to you and do the appropriate math.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Following Paskie around like a lost little puppy dog.
What/where will you be eating?
If I don't come back at least 2 kegs heavier it will have been a failure.
Can I take your picture?
You're my biggest fan, you'll follow me until I love you. Papa. Paparazzi.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Why even go to a convention if you're not gonna fuck randoms?
How can I contact you?
Tweet me, bitch.
Does anyone understand cookies?
Posted 10 years agoWhole bunch of people complaining about getting ads about sexy singles in their areas and hot MILFS desperate for sex (or something like that. I don't know, I use adblock)
Do none of you understand how those targeted google ads work? Because I'm going to explain it.
Every time you go on a website there's these teeny tiny things called cookies that recognize that you've visited their website. They're most noticeable if you visit a website based in Europe, because they have to make it known to you immediately that they do track them and get your consent.
Anyway, these teeny tiny cookies report back to their main base, let's call it the cookie jar, and tell other people where you've been. And those other people figure well hey, since you've been to places similar to people who will pay us money for doing so, we're gonna tell you about these places that you might like, based on what you've looked up before.
That's why you're getting porn ads, because you've been spending too much time on Redtube. Or Xtube. Or Toypics. And don't pretend you don't because we ALL know you've seen THAT Murrsuit/Hentai/Huge Dildo video.
tl;dr- If you didn't go on porn sites, you wouldn't be getting profiled as a desperate virgin and getting ads about tinder sluts who want to fuck. You made your scantily clad bed, now lie in it.
Do none of you understand how those targeted google ads work? Because I'm going to explain it.
Every time you go on a website there's these teeny tiny things called cookies that recognize that you've visited their website. They're most noticeable if you visit a website based in Europe, because they have to make it known to you immediately that they do track them and get your consent.
Anyway, these teeny tiny cookies report back to their main base, let's call it the cookie jar, and tell other people where you've been. And those other people figure well hey, since you've been to places similar to people who will pay us money for doing so, we're gonna tell you about these places that you might like, based on what you've looked up before.
That's why you're getting porn ads, because you've been spending too much time on Redtube. Or Xtube. Or Toypics. And don't pretend you don't because we ALL know you've seen THAT Murrsuit/Hentai/Huge Dildo video.
tl;dr- If you didn't go on porn sites, you wouldn't be getting profiled as a desperate virgin and getting ads about tinder sluts who want to fuck. You made your scantily clad bed, now lie in it.
2016 Fursuit Calendar- Fursuit Participants Needed
Posted 10 years agoAlright, so- If a calendar is going to happen, obviously we will need 12 pictures to use.
In this calendar, I want to showcase a variety of fursuit makers and nationalities. Each month will be themed with something that fits that month (For example, October might be Halloween. February might be Chinese New Year or Valentine's Day)
The Product
Each month will feature a different fursuit or group of fursuits in a picture that fits a theme suitable to that month. I am also investigating customizing the holidays on the calendar to include several countries, and if possible to include the dates for major conventions.
What Is Expected Of You:
If your idea is chosen for the final calendar, you will be required to bring the idea to life! This includes organizing a photographer and the time to set up your shot. I will require a high resolution, unwatermarked image featuring your fursuit that matches the agreed upon theme for your shot. (The reason for the lack of watermarks is so that the credit for each picture is presented in the same way.)
For an idea of what the finished product will look like in terms of layout and credits, see the sample here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16754974/
What Now?
If you're interested, all I need from you now is the following:
Fursuit Name:
Link to a picture of the suit:
Maker:
Month & Theme Idea:
PLEASE NOTE: THEMES BASED AROUND THE WEATHER (EG- A BEACH PHOTO FOR A SUMMER MONTH) WILL BE BASED ON SEASONS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE (IE- SUMMER IS DECEMBER-FEBRUARY, WINTER IS JUNE-AUGUST)
(The following is for my own record keeping, feel free to ignore)
January- Australia Day?
February- Valentines Day? Chinese New Year?
March- Easter?
April- ANZAC Day? Cherry Blossom Festival?
May-
June- Beginning of Ramadan?
July- US Independence Day?
August- The Olympic Games
September- Oktoberfest?
October- Halloween?
November- Thanksgiving?
December- Christmas. This will be Christmas. If you put in for December and don't do Christmas you're wasting your time.
In this calendar, I want to showcase a variety of fursuit makers and nationalities. Each month will be themed with something that fits that month (For example, October might be Halloween. February might be Chinese New Year or Valentine's Day)
The Product
Each month will feature a different fursuit or group of fursuits in a picture that fits a theme suitable to that month. I am also investigating customizing the holidays on the calendar to include several countries, and if possible to include the dates for major conventions.
What Is Expected Of You:
If your idea is chosen for the final calendar, you will be required to bring the idea to life! This includes organizing a photographer and the time to set up your shot. I will require a high resolution, unwatermarked image featuring your fursuit that matches the agreed upon theme for your shot. (The reason for the lack of watermarks is so that the credit for each picture is presented in the same way.)
For an idea of what the finished product will look like in terms of layout and credits, see the sample here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16754974/
What Now?
If you're interested, all I need from you now is the following:
Fursuit Name:
Link to a picture of the suit:
Maker:
Month & Theme Idea:
PLEASE NOTE: THEMES BASED AROUND THE WEATHER (EG- A BEACH PHOTO FOR A SUMMER MONTH) WILL BE BASED ON SEASONS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE (IE- SUMMER IS DECEMBER-FEBRUARY, WINTER IS JUNE-AUGUST)
(The following is for my own record keeping, feel free to ignore)
January- Australia Day?
February- Valentines Day? Chinese New Year?
March- Easter?
April- ANZAC Day? Cherry Blossom Festival?
May-
June- Beginning of Ramadan?
July- US Independence Day?
August- The Olympic Games
September- Oktoberfest?
October- Halloween?
November- Thanksgiving?
December- Christmas. This will be Christmas. If you put in for December and don't do Christmas you're wasting your time.
2016 Fursuit Calendar?
Posted 10 years agoBasically I'm putting it out here to see if the world has any interest in buying a fursuit calendar.
The core idea is a different fursuit for every month, probably in some kind of setting that ties into said month.
I'm still in the early stages of trying to investigate prices, but they'd probably top out somewhere around $20 AUD, though if enough people are interested, mass producing becomes an option and effects prices greatly.
Spread the word, and comment if you're interested!
The core idea is a different fursuit for every month, probably in some kind of setting that ties into said month.
I'm still in the early stages of trying to investigate prices, but they'd probably top out somewhere around $20 AUD, though if enough people are interested, mass producing becomes an option and effects prices greatly.
Spread the word, and comment if you're interested!
Post Post FurDU Report Report
Posted 10 years agoHaving had a night to recover from returning from the con, I can now sum up my experience.
We arrived on early Thursday morning and learned two things:
1- You can't get pre flight beverages before 7 AM
2- Late Morning/Early Afternoon flights are much preferred when you haven't slept much, because trying to kill 5 hours on the Gold Coast on no sleep sucks.
Having learnt those valuable lessons, Day 0 was officially on at 1:13 PM when our room became free to check into. Much flopping onto beds happened.
flarethedragon kept telling me to head up to room 2003 (which I then learned wasn't his) but I'm glad that I ended up going along for an hour or so because it was a really good time hanging out and having a bev or two with people I don't usually get to hang out with before balls out exhaustion took over and I had to bail.
Friday was an early start, and a real shame because the weather was absolutely pants. I spent most of the day in the con space taking selfies with everyone. Friday night I got to hang out with
ozkangaroo which was really nice. We'd probably be good friends if we lived in the same state. I hit the dance for a bit before another room party (which I can confirm *did* get busted up)
Saturday morning was poker time. I did alright once all the bingo players eliminated themselves, and I'm happy enough with top 16. Fortunately the weather had turned good by then, so the fursuit walk went ahead as planned and that meant more selfies! Saturday night was room party time again, and luckily this one didn't get broken up by security. Late night McDonalds capped off the evening, where we got to watch a woman in hysterics.
Sunday was a late start for me and pretty chill for the whole day. I hit the dance pretty early on, but it was kinda arse because nobody was there. I came down again at the end and it was much better.
Overall FurDU put in another really solid showing yet again. See you all next year.
We arrived on early Thursday morning and learned two things:
1- You can't get pre flight beverages before 7 AM
2- Late Morning/Early Afternoon flights are much preferred when you haven't slept much, because trying to kill 5 hours on the Gold Coast on no sleep sucks.
Having learnt those valuable lessons, Day 0 was officially on at 1:13 PM when our room became free to check into. Much flopping onto beds happened.
flarethedragon kept telling me to head up to room 2003 (which I then learned wasn't his) but I'm glad that I ended up going along for an hour or so because it was a really good time hanging out and having a bev or two with people I don't usually get to hang out with before balls out exhaustion took over and I had to bail.Friday was an early start, and a real shame because the weather was absolutely pants. I spent most of the day in the con space taking selfies with everyone. Friday night I got to hang out with
ozkangaroo which was really nice. We'd probably be good friends if we lived in the same state. I hit the dance for a bit before another room party (which I can confirm *did* get busted up)Saturday morning was poker time. I did alright once all the bingo players eliminated themselves, and I'm happy enough with top 16. Fortunately the weather had turned good by then, so the fursuit walk went ahead as planned and that meant more selfies! Saturday night was room party time again, and luckily this one didn't get broken up by security. Late night McDonalds capped off the evening, where we got to watch a woman in hysterics.
Sunday was a late start for me and pretty chill for the whole day. I hit the dance pretty early on, but it was kinda arse because nobody was there. I came down again at the end and it was much better.
Overall FurDU put in another really solid showing yet again. See you all next year.
Post FurDU report
Posted 10 years agoFuck me, I'm tired.
FurDU Meme Of Pimps!
Posted 10 years agoWhere are you staying?
You can't like, OWN property man.
What day are you getting there?
When the cart for dead people makes his next run
How long are you going?
9 inches.
How are you traveling?
She could tell by my face that I was flying high
Who will you be rooming with?
People who are cooler than you
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
See above
What do you look like?
I'm the big guy in more ways than one (Scarr: Because you stiff people all the time?)
What is your gender?
I keep pilgrim geese. But why would you want to know about my gander?
How tall are you?
My height is my defining characteristic
How is the best way to find you?
Pull out three strands of your hair and place them in an envelope. Tie the envelope to an 18 inch piece of wood (Spruce is preferred obviously, but any type will do) and shake it over your head in a clockwise direction while facing the sun. A wizard will find you to provide further instructions. Ignore the demon, he;s a scam artist.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
The wizard should tell you what parts of me want your attention
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Is drunk a panel/event
Will you be going to parties?
A good wingman always says yes
Will you be fursuiting?
Nah, I don't own a suit
Can I talk to you?
I swear to fucking christ if you consider "Hi" a good launchpad for me to work with I am going to slug you
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Are you high?
Can I buy you drinks?
As always, yes.
Can I give you stuff?
I love free stuff
Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6Zwjxw1_c
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Hungover
What/where will you be eating?
Getting in those sweet sweet $10 lunches
Can I take your picture?
My super hot fursuit sex always needs pictures of it taken.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have sex with like, at least 20 people
How can I contact you?
Sacrifice an innocent in the hotel pool, and I will seek you out.
You can't like, OWN property man.
What day are you getting there?
When the cart for dead people makes his next run
How long are you going?
9 inches.
How are you traveling?
She could tell by my face that I was flying high
Who will you be rooming with?
People who are cooler than you
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
See above
What do you look like?
I'm the big guy in more ways than one (Scarr: Because you stiff people all the time?)
What is your gender?
I keep pilgrim geese. But why would you want to know about my gander?
How tall are you?
My height is my defining characteristic
How is the best way to find you?
Pull out three strands of your hair and place them in an envelope. Tie the envelope to an 18 inch piece of wood (Spruce is preferred obviously, but any type will do) and shake it over your head in a clockwise direction while facing the sun. A wizard will find you to provide further instructions. Ignore the demon, he;s a scam artist.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
The wizard should tell you what parts of me want your attention
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Is drunk a panel/event
Will you be going to parties?
A good wingman always says yes
Will you be fursuiting?
Nah, I don't own a suit
Can I talk to you?
I swear to fucking christ if you consider "Hi" a good launchpad for me to work with I am going to slug you
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Are you high?
Can I buy you drinks?
As always, yes.
Can I give you stuff?
I love free stuff
Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6Zwjxw1_c
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Hungover
What/where will you be eating?
Getting in those sweet sweet $10 lunches
Can I take your picture?
My super hot fursuit sex always needs pictures of it taken.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have sex with like, at least 20 people
How can I contact you?
Sacrifice an innocent in the hotel pool, and I will seek you out.
Want to be my friend?
Posted 10 years agoPeople want to know how to be my friend, seemingly because I commission porn that gives them boners or wear a fursuit that gives them boners. Or they think it's cute. Whatever, I'm not their mum.
Anyway, it's pretty easy. All you have to do is draw or commission fanart of my characters. Preferably porn. Preferably really hot porn that includes stuff I like. It's really that simple.
You heard right, I will absolutely sell out for a few pictures that I can whack off to.
Anyway, it's pretty easy. All you have to do is draw or commission fanart of my characters. Preferably porn. Preferably really hot porn that includes stuff I like. It's really that simple.
You heard right, I will absolutely sell out for a few pictures that I can whack off to.
Video Sports
Posted 10 years agoSo basically off the back of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97eZT_7Gac8 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Fa_v_6s3U in which I tell everybody how to suck less at bowling, I'm now on the hunt for other sports to make videos in fursuit where I do stuff better than you can out of suit.
Suggestions welcome!
(One day, I might do a video where I actually show people how to bowl in suit)
Suggestions welcome!
(One day, I might do a video where I actually show people how to bowl in suit)
Sydneyside
Posted 10 years ago
velocisWhy Do People Insist On Calling These Memes?
Posted 11 years agoWhere are you staying?
Scarr's place. Let your rumour flags fly.
What day are you getting there?
I dunno, maybe Friday or something
How long are you going?
I'll probably be there every day.
I know, I can't quite believe it either.
How are you traveling?
I keep my pivot foot planted, so it's not travelling.
(Alternate Answer: I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no travel)
Who will you be rooming with?
paskhowl on the Sunday night and the rest of the time at Scarr's place
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Who bloody knows?
I'm sure me and Paskie will be tearing up the dance floor at some stage.
What do you look like?
Hotter than you.
What is your gender?
Seventh Gender (Preferred pronoun: The Great And Powerful. The Perfect is acceptable)
How tall are you?
Taller than you.
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the sexy lion.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If you're in fursuit, perform the secret signal for Touch My Knob
If you're out of suit, touch my knob.
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Suit games, suit photos, suit walk.
You know, the stuff worth going for.
Will you be going to parties?
Men have walked on the moon, anything is possible.
Will you be fursuiting?
Aye
Can I talk to you?
If you've got something worth saying.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You can touch my knob.
Can I buy you drinks?
It's customary in my culture for you to purchase a beverage of my choice each time you start a new sentence.
Can I give you stuff?
Alcoholic drinks may be substituted with cash or other expensive things.
Remember- Shiny before heavy.
Are you nice?
Not by the lofty standards of the furry fandom.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Scarr's place.
Or cricket, if it's the Saturday.
What/where will you be eating?
Mac Daddys
Can I take your picture?
Only if I'm:
a) In my fursuit, or
b) Having wicked sex that the world needs to see (Please forward pictures and videos to me for processing and uploading to XTube)
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To not actively regret going.
How can I contact you?
Tweet at me
Scarr's place. Let your rumour flags fly.
What day are you getting there?
I dunno, maybe Friday or something
How long are you going?
I'll probably be there every day.
I know, I can't quite believe it either.
How are you traveling?
I keep my pivot foot planted, so it's not travelling.
(Alternate Answer: I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no travel)
Who will you be rooming with?
paskhowl on the Sunday night and the rest of the time at Scarr's placeWho will you hang out with during the convention?
Who bloody knows?
I'm sure me and Paskie will be tearing up the dance floor at some stage.
What do you look like?
Hotter than you.
What is your gender?
Seventh Gender (Preferred pronoun: The Great And Powerful. The Perfect is acceptable)
How tall are you?
Taller than you.
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the sexy lion.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If you're in fursuit, perform the secret signal for Touch My Knob
If you're out of suit, touch my knob.
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Suit games, suit photos, suit walk.
You know, the stuff worth going for.
Will you be going to parties?
Men have walked on the moon, anything is possible.
Will you be fursuiting?
Aye
Can I talk to you?
If you've got something worth saying.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You can touch my knob.
Can I buy you drinks?
It's customary in my culture for you to purchase a beverage of my choice each time you start a new sentence.
Can I give you stuff?
Alcoholic drinks may be substituted with cash or other expensive things.
Remember- Shiny before heavy.
Are you nice?
Not by the lofty standards of the furry fandom.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Scarr's place.
Or cricket, if it's the Saturday.
What/where will you be eating?
Mac Daddys
Can I take your picture?
Only if I'm:
a) In my fursuit, or
b) Having wicked sex that the world needs to see (Please forward pictures and videos to me for processing and uploading to XTube)
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To not actively regret going.
How can I contact you?
Tweet at me
FFFF 2014
Posted 11 years agoYep, it's on again.
This year,
laddie is entered and having a real crack at it, so I'd appreciate any votes that might be sent his way.
The stud muffin of muscles that is
ForsytheSmilodon has also entered, so you should vote for him too so I can keep perving on his pics. I know I will be.
This year,
laddie is entered and having a real crack at it, so I'd appreciate any votes that might be sent his way. The stud muffin of muscles that is
ForsytheSmilodon has also entered, so you should vote for him too so I can keep perving on his pics. I know I will be. I Was On TV The Other Night
Posted 11 years agoAnd you can watch it, if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPJEXBSBxfM
http://www.jump-in.com.au/show/hots.....70/episode-70/
Try to guess which one I am :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPJEXBSBxfM
http://www.jump-in.com.au/show/hots.....70/episode-70/
Try to guess which one I am :P
3 More Days
Posted 11 years agoFlying up to FurDU on Thursday.
Come feel me up.
Come feel me up.
The Questions That Come Out Every Con
Posted 11 years ago★ Furry Down Under 2014 Questionnaire ★ -
● Where are you staying?
The Outrigger
● What day are you getting there?
Thursday, Thursday, Gotta get down on Thursday
● Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Being better than you at most things.
Also doing the dance contest. Watch out for my #SWAG
● Where will you be most of the time during the nights?
Having hot hot sex with
thelionkingscarr in our room.
We're not really, but you'll all believe we did anyway.
● Who will you be hanging out with?
The #FACE mostly, though I'm sure I'll end up catching up with the Adelaide crew that I don't get to see often, and the rest of the sport fur crew that I don't get to see often.
Still holding flarethedragon to his basketball challenge from last year, and 
twibles to his tennis tournament.
● What are your major plans for the con?
Staying in my room and having freaky fursuit sex with as many randoms as possible.
● Who are you hoping to meet?
As many randoms as possible, see above.
● What time do you get up/go to bed?
I go to bed when Scarr stops throwing up (So.... 3 AM-ish, with regular wake ups) and I'll get up when my head stops hurting.
● What's the best way to get a hold of you?
Don't. Unless I know you, of course.
● What do you look like?
Taller than you, but I'm the guy without the dreads. Dreadman is
marcandre
● Do you have a fursuit?
Yes. It is also better than you.
● Hugs?
If you have to ask, you can't afford.
● Can I talk to you?
No. I am a mute.
● Can I buy you a drink?
Yes. You can buy me all the drinks.
In fact, I would go as far as to say how much I like you is directly related to how many drinks you buy me.
● Can I take your picture?
Only if you're the approved photographer/videographer of the fursuit sex with randoms.
*Answers may contain traces of sarcasm and lies.
● Where are you staying?
The Outrigger
● What day are you getting there?
Thursday, Thursday, Gotta get down on Thursday
● Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Being better than you at most things.
Also doing the dance contest. Watch out for my #SWAG
● Where will you be most of the time during the nights?
Having hot hot sex with
thelionkingscarr in our room. We're not really, but you'll all believe we did anyway.
● Who will you be hanging out with?
The #FACE mostly, though I'm sure I'll end up catching up with the Adelaide crew that I don't get to see often, and the rest of the sport fur crew that I don't get to see often.
Still holding
flarethedragon to his basketball challenge from last year, and 
twibles to his tennis tournament.● What are your major plans for the con?
Staying in my room and having freaky fursuit sex with as many randoms as possible.
● Who are you hoping to meet?
As many randoms as possible, see above.
● What time do you get up/go to bed?
I go to bed when Scarr stops throwing up (So.... 3 AM-ish, with regular wake ups) and I'll get up when my head stops hurting.
● What's the best way to get a hold of you?
Don't. Unless I know you, of course.
● What do you look like?
Taller than you, but I'm the guy without the dreads. Dreadman is
marcandre● Do you have a fursuit?
Yes. It is also better than you.
● Hugs?
If you have to ask, you can't afford.
● Can I talk to you?
No. I am a mute.
● Can I buy you a drink?
Yes. You can buy me all the drinks.
In fact, I would go as far as to say how much I like you is directly related to how many drinks you buy me.
● Can I take your picture?
Only if you're the approved photographer/videographer of the fursuit sex with randoms.
*Answers may contain traces of sarcasm and lies.
Building houses was never this hard
Posted 12 years agoYear In Review- What Does 2013 Say?
Posted 12 years agoIt's been an interesting year. Mask up when you're ready to roll.
It's hard to really point to stuff that I did this particular year as opposed to other years that I would have much to write about. The cons were good, overall. Midfur was Midfur. FurDU was so completely different, and amazingly fun in it's own way. I think it's more the type of con that suits me, since it is more activity based than panel based.
It didn't feel like long after RivFur that my birthday struck again. There really wasn't much to it this year, just a dinner with family and close friends. On my birthday proper, thelionkingscarr came with me to the WWE World Tour in Melbourne, which was a great night, despite the distinct lack of Dolph Ziggler.
Off the back of FurDU I decided to head up to Queensland again for RivFur. The con was good fun and definitely enjoyable, but I don't think I'll be going back again.
For the second time, Mattfest was held in early November at the Armidale Furry Convention Centre with
inkfire and her future husband Mancub. I am truly proud to be head of transport and logistics for such a fantastic event.
Scarr and I have also taken up cricket. It's been years since either of us have played, but we are getting better every week, and I think I've settled into place as an opening bat, even managing to score 58 in our last match.
There was some sadness this year, as my dog passed only a few weeks after I received the fursuit I had made in his image. He was my best friend for 13 years, and there isn't a day that goes by where I don't miss him. Scarr was a great help getting me through when he died, and I know that like me, he is waiting for the day when we'll see each other again.
Still lacking an official partner, but hopefully that will change soon. Watch this space.
It's hard to really point to stuff that I did this particular year as opposed to other years that I would have much to write about. The cons were good, overall. Midfur was Midfur. FurDU was so completely different, and amazingly fun in it's own way. I think it's more the type of con that suits me, since it is more activity based than panel based.
It didn't feel like long after RivFur that my birthday struck again. There really wasn't much to it this year, just a dinner with family and close friends. On my birthday proper,
thelionkingscarr came with me to the WWE World Tour in Melbourne, which was a great night, despite the distinct lack of Dolph Ziggler.Off the back of FurDU I decided to head up to Queensland again for RivFur. The con was good fun and definitely enjoyable, but I don't think I'll be going back again.
For the second time, Mattfest was held in early November at the Armidale Furry Convention Centre with
inkfire and her future husband Mancub. I am truly proud to be head of transport and logistics for such a fantastic event.Scarr and I have also taken up cricket. It's been years since either of us have played, but we are getting better every week, and I think I've settled into place as an opening bat, even managing to score 58 in our last match.
There was some sadness this year, as my dog passed only a few weeks after I received the fursuit I had made in his image. He was my best friend for 13 years, and there isn't a day that goes by where I don't miss him. Scarr was a great help getting me through when he died, and I know that like me, he is waiting for the day when we'll see each other again.
Still lacking an official partner, but hopefully that will change soon. Watch this space.
Animation Raffle
Posted 12 years agoJasonafex does pretty awesome animations, I think we can all agree.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5271950/
I know I'd like one.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5271950/
I know I'd like one.
The Phrase "Your Character Here" And What I Have Learned
Posted 12 years agoRegular followers of this account will know that yesterday I uploaded the following piece of art: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11877374/
In the description of that picture I included a ludicrous set of demands such as that payments be made in a currency known as "brightly coloured shells" and that the 'auction' ends on November 31st.
Now for the most part, people have gotten the joke and certainly on FurAffinity it appears that everyone has gotten the joke, but across other websites to which I've uploaded the same piece with the same description, the amount of people who seem to think it's serious has pulled the overall ratio up to worryingly close to 50%
I'm not yet sure if this points to a disturbing lack of a sense of irony in half the furry population, or if it points to a deeper problem- That it's impossible to not take the phrase "Your Character Here" seriously because, well, everything is for sale.
I can certainly make a case for the latter, having seen for myself the practice of drawing a character in several teasing and sexy poses, but never showing nudity. After building a fanbase of drooling fanboys for said character, you then sell it's "virginity" as if dots and lines can have a virginity to begin with, but it is much more satisfying to call you a pimp and turn this character that you allegedly care so much for (And there is always a backstory to how much the artist cares for the character, but really totally need the money right now) into nothing more than a common prostitute selling their services on the corner of Foster and Mitchell Street, just up the road from Luna Park.
I hope that if you're reading this, and you've sold off a characters 'virginity', that you feel suitably embarrassed now that I've alluded to you being a sex trafficker, because you absolutely should feel ashamed for partaking in such unethical practices.
But all in all, I really can't decide what would make people believe that posting an obviously finished picture, and never actually mentioning what they're bidding on, would be an actual auction, some even going as far as to tell me that my art isn't ready for such prices yet, and that I should work at it some more before doing such a thing.
In the description of that picture I included a ludicrous set of demands such as that payments be made in a currency known as "brightly coloured shells" and that the 'auction' ends on November 31st.
Now for the most part, people have gotten the joke and certainly on FurAffinity it appears that everyone has gotten the joke, but across other websites to which I've uploaded the same piece with the same description, the amount of people who seem to think it's serious has pulled the overall ratio up to worryingly close to 50%
I'm not yet sure if this points to a disturbing lack of a sense of irony in half the furry population, or if it points to a deeper problem- That it's impossible to not take the phrase "Your Character Here" seriously because, well, everything is for sale.
I can certainly make a case for the latter, having seen for myself the practice of drawing a character in several teasing and sexy poses, but never showing nudity. After building a fanbase of drooling fanboys for said character, you then sell it's "virginity" as if dots and lines can have a virginity to begin with, but it is much more satisfying to call you a pimp and turn this character that you allegedly care so much for (And there is always a backstory to how much the artist cares for the character, but really totally need the money right now) into nothing more than a common prostitute selling their services on the corner of Foster and Mitchell Street, just up the road from Luna Park.
I hope that if you're reading this, and you've sold off a characters 'virginity', that you feel suitably embarrassed now that I've alluded to you being a sex trafficker, because you absolutely should feel ashamed for partaking in such unethical practices.
But all in all, I really can't decide what would make people believe that posting an obviously finished picture, and never actually mentioning what they're bidding on, would be an actual auction, some even going as far as to tell me that my art isn't ready for such prices yet, and that I should work at it some more before doing such a thing.
RivFur
Posted 12 years agoLeaving for the con this Thursday and coming back on Tuesday!
If you see me, come feel me up.
Except you. You're not allowed. Yes, you reading this right now, I'm talking to you.
If you see me, come feel me up.
Except you. You're not allowed. Yes, you reading this right now, I'm talking to you.
Coutzy 2.2- Final Patch Notes and Upcoming 2.3 Upgrade
Posted 12 years agoAs the end of my 23rd consecutive year on this planet approaches, it's time for the year that was and a review on my time of feeling 22 (I don't know about you, But I'm feeling 22!)
Brief patch notes from the year:
-Upgraded Job function. Now carries more responsibility, however the reward for completing it is higher.
-Upgraded Fursuit item to the new design, and added an alternate skin for the design.
-Added a new Fursuit item, completely different to the existing design. Both are able to be owned simultaneously.
-Added FurDU event. This event will likely become an annual event, not a one time arrangement as originally planned.
-Added MattFest event. This event will also become an annual event.
-Added several abilities to the Social skill tree, and tweaked several of the abilities that already existed.
-Added Road Trip event sequence for both solo play and co-op mode.
-Added more slots to the Friends bar.
-Increased the cap on the Confidence ability.
-Fixed an issue where the characters legs were breaking down and losing function randomly by removing Football event. At this stage it is unknown if the event, or an alternate event, will be re-inserted.
-Added a Laptop and Playstation to permanent inventory.
Upcoming Patch Notes:
-Hoping to implement Significant Other compatibility in the future
-Hoping to again upgrade Job function to enable higher weekly rewards
-Planning to add a third Fursuit item, separate from the two that currently exist.
-Hoping to continue support for Canine Companion.
-Will be adding RivFur event, likely as a one off special event.
-Mattfest, Midfur and FurDU event support will continue.
-Hoping to add Amazing Race event in the future, however the complications in arranging the event have made this unlikely.
-Hoping to add Wrestling Training as a playable sidequest, to be completed weekly.
-Hoping to add abilities to the Physical skill tree, and continue to make improvements to the abilities that currently exist.
It's just 10 days now until I turn 23, and much like last year I've found that time has sped up again. I can remember being a lot younger and it seemingly taking forever for the days and weeks to go by, but now that I'm in the workforce and going full time they just seem to blur together into bigger chunks, bookmarked by what it is outside of work that I'm getting up to. Some might say that I've had a very exciting and fruitful year, but I still find myself wanting more from life. At this time I wouldn't say I am happy, but I would say I'm satisfied.
In terms of the big things I've been to, in the last 12 months I went to/co-founded the Gaint Dildo World Tour (Armidale Edition, now known as Mattfest), MidFur 2012 and FurDU 2013. I also had a road trip to Adelaide which, while fun, only made my curiosity about why people would willingly live in Adelaide even stronger.
The GDWT was an absolute blast. The 20 hour drive (made possible by thelionkingscarr getting sick deep in the mountains of Fuck Knows Where) didn't even feel like a chore because I had my best mate by my side the whole time. Even though it was hellish in parts, we still came out of it feeling pretty positive.
The event itself was great fun, but made me wish that Inkfire and Mancub (GET A FUCKING FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT ALREADY!) lived closer to us so we could see them more often. They're great people and I hope that one day we can all be in a position where we can see each other more regularly (And bother Ink for her awesome art in person.) So much silliness and random fun (Fuck physics!) that I couldn't possibly remember everything we came up with on that trip, but who could possibly forget the Double Dildo/TV Ornament/Keyboard Stand/Vaccuum Cleaner that did the rounds and ended up making everyone's hands smell and feel like sticky baby powder.
Midfur was great fun, as usual. I'll enjoy any event where my interstate friends come down and I get to see them. The talent shows were really fun as usual, and I think I performed really well in both the Talent and No-Talent sections. There were compliments all around about my stage presence, which is always good. Probably the best decision of the con was blowing off the Super Sponsor dinner to go see Skyfall with my friends. Worst decision? Letting Skooma borrow my suit, for no reason other than people STILL THINK I AM HIM! (Repeat at Confurgence? I think so!) Vyxsin also made her one and likely only appearance as a suit. I've got a great deal of love for that character and she was so much fun to run around as, being a bitch to everybody.
FurDU- I wasn't even really planning on going to this one to begin with, but after hearing some good press about it from my friends, I decided to pull the pin and head on up to the sunny skies of Queensland. I'm really glad I did that, just about the entire convention was amazing, even if I was asleep when the fursuit walk was on. I came third in the dance contest, which I'm really proud of given that I still don't think I can dance. If Melbourne wasn't such a fantastic place, I would probably want to live up there. SPORTS TOP WEEKEND!
Adelaide is a very strange place. It seems like they have a state wide conspiracy to all drive under the speed limit, which really threw me given that Melbourne is a lot more hustle and bustle. I had good fun up there seeing people, but seriously- Fuck the drain system, I'm never going in there again.
thelionkingscarr
I don't know what I can say about this kid that I haven't said already at some point. It's now been two and a half years since sexy lion dancing, and I don't think there's anything that you could offer me that would make me want to not be friends with him. You'd think our giant egos would clash and spark a war for the ages, but somehow with us it just works. In the last year he's joined me on just about all of my most memorable shenanigans. He's even turned the most ordinary day into some of the things that stick out in my mind as the most fun I've ever had. (Whipped cream man, anyone?) Don't tell him I said this, but he's actually really good at Zombies. Way better than me.
Paskhowl
My go-to guy for sports chatter, it's great to finally find a friend in the fandom who loves their sport like I do. We've got a good balance going, since his football team sucks, while my soccer team sucks. I'm pretty sure the amount of drinks that have gone back and forth between us as a result of those games must have averaged out to about even. An all around great bloke that you should definitely buy a drink next time you see him. (Tell him I sent you.)
Naira
Naira has just been amazing throughout the last twelve months, and I've lost count of how much money I've thrown at her to draw things for me. She's my go-to artist for Vyxsin pieces for a damn good reason, and the job she did on The Pride of Australia (while injured) was fantastic. It's probably a good thing she doesn't do explicit material, otherwise I'd probably be completely broke because of her, instead of just a little broke because of her.
Inkfire and Mancub (GET A FUCKING FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT ALREADY!)
The two lions from up north that I wish I could get to see more often than I do, even if Mancub takes more than half an hour to notice a double ended dildo sitting under his keyboard. Ink has done me so many huge favours, including building my Vyxsin head and doing the entire Amazing Race picture series, not even getting angry when I made all my late changes to the cast. If I win the lottery, I'll probably buy her a housekeeper as a way of saying thanks for all her playing denmother to our idiocy, and picking up after us for most of Mattfest. Scarr might not be sorry that he shot you at Paintball, Ink, but I still feel awful about it.
So here we are approaching the end of another year, and I'm satisfied with how I've gone. I've definitely broken out a lot more as a person in the last 12 months and explored new horizons. I've broadened my social circles, and trimmed out those that I've felt were holding me back. I'm yet to reach the point yet where I can proudly say that I'm beyond games for popularity and wanting to be the most liked guy in the world, but I am definitely getting to a stage where it is becoming less important what everyone thinks of me, and more important what certain key people think of me.
Physically, I've remained about the same. I've put on maybe a kilogram or two of weight, but I'm remaining active with my basketball, and planning to start a second sport around September. I've yet to decide what sport exactly, but I would love to be able to take up Pro Wrestling, which would also have gym work and muscle building packaged into it. I feel like I'm getting stronger and my body is filling out a bit better, but we're not quite at the top of the mountain yet.
Sexually, (You can get as uncomfortable as you want, we're doing this) things have improved a lot. I'm getting much more comfortable with what I like and who I like, and I'm much happier as a result.
My job is coming along well. It's now officially the job I've held for the longest, and the first job I've stayed at for over a year. I also got my first ever payrise earlier this year, which I feel great about. While it's not the most fun job in the world, or not a dream job by any stretch, It's not like other jobs I've had where I hate getting up in the morning, which is wonderful.
At the moment it feels like the only thing that needs to fall into place is finding a significant other to share my life with, but I'm confident that will come in time as long as I keep a positive attitude. (If anyone starts with the "stop looking" bullshit, I'm going to hit you. You don't get Tim Tams unless you're trying to find Tim Tams.)
Over the next 12 months, I'll be heading to a few conventions, and continuing the goal to save and buy myself a house. There's a web series I want to start with Scarr, and I'll also be getting a fursuit modelled after my dog. (Keep an eye on Laddie for that.) He's just turned 13, so sadly his time will start running out soon, but he is still very healthy, and hopefully he will be around for a few more years, at least. I've stated that I never wear collars, but the suit will have one made for it, again modelled after the one he has worn all his life, and when he dies I will take his to wear as a bracelet.
That's it for the Coutzy 2.2 review! Here's to the next 12 months and hopefully I come out of them bigger and better than ever, with new experiences to share and new lessons that I've learned.
MAAAAAARK NUUUUUUUTTT!
Brief patch notes from the year:
-Upgraded Job function. Now carries more responsibility, however the reward for completing it is higher.
-Upgraded Fursuit item to the new design, and added an alternate skin for the design.
-Added a new Fursuit item, completely different to the existing design. Both are able to be owned simultaneously.
-Added FurDU event. This event will likely become an annual event, not a one time arrangement as originally planned.
-Added MattFest event. This event will also become an annual event.
-Added several abilities to the Social skill tree, and tweaked several of the abilities that already existed.
-Added Road Trip event sequence for both solo play and co-op mode.
-Added more slots to the Friends bar.
-Increased the cap on the Confidence ability.
-Fixed an issue where the characters legs were breaking down and losing function randomly by removing Football event. At this stage it is unknown if the event, or an alternate event, will be re-inserted.
-Added a Laptop and Playstation to permanent inventory.
Upcoming Patch Notes:
-Hoping to implement Significant Other compatibility in the future
-Hoping to again upgrade Job function to enable higher weekly rewards
-Planning to add a third Fursuit item, separate from the two that currently exist.
-Hoping to continue support for Canine Companion.
-Will be adding RivFur event, likely as a one off special event.
-Mattfest, Midfur and FurDU event support will continue.
-Hoping to add Amazing Race event in the future, however the complications in arranging the event have made this unlikely.
-Hoping to add Wrestling Training as a playable sidequest, to be completed weekly.
-Hoping to add abilities to the Physical skill tree, and continue to make improvements to the abilities that currently exist.
Now to the more long winded partIt's just 10 days now until I turn 23, and much like last year I've found that time has sped up again. I can remember being a lot younger and it seemingly taking forever for the days and weeks to go by, but now that I'm in the workforce and going full time they just seem to blur together into bigger chunks, bookmarked by what it is outside of work that I'm getting up to. Some might say that I've had a very exciting and fruitful year, but I still find myself wanting more from life. At this time I wouldn't say I am happy, but I would say I'm satisfied.
In terms of the big things I've been to, in the last 12 months I went to/co-founded the Gaint Dildo World Tour (Armidale Edition, now known as Mattfest), MidFur 2012 and FurDU 2013. I also had a road trip to Adelaide which, while fun, only made my curiosity about why people would willingly live in Adelaide even stronger.
The GDWT was an absolute blast. The 20 hour drive (made possible by
thelionkingscarr getting sick deep in the mountains of Fuck Knows Where) didn't even feel like a chore because I had my best mate by my side the whole time. Even though it was hellish in parts, we still came out of it feeling pretty positive.The event itself was great fun, but made me wish that
Inkfire and Mancub (GET A FUCKING FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT ALREADY!) lived closer to us so we could see them more often. They're great people and I hope that one day we can all be in a position where we can see each other more regularly (And bother Ink for her awesome art in person.) So much silliness and random fun (Fuck physics!) that I couldn't possibly remember everything we came up with on that trip, but who could possibly forget the Double Dildo/TV Ornament/Keyboard Stand/Vaccuum Cleaner that did the rounds and ended up making everyone's hands smell and feel like sticky baby powder.Midfur was great fun, as usual. I'll enjoy any event where my interstate friends come down and I get to see them. The talent shows were really fun as usual, and I think I performed really well in both the Talent and No-Talent sections. There were compliments all around about my stage presence, which is always good. Probably the best decision of the con was blowing off the Super Sponsor dinner to go see Skyfall with my friends. Worst decision? Letting Skooma borrow my suit, for no reason other than people STILL THINK I AM HIM! (Repeat at Confurgence? I think so!) Vyxsin also made her one and likely only appearance as a suit. I've got a great deal of love for that character and she was so much fun to run around as, being a bitch to everybody.
FurDU- I wasn't even really planning on going to this one to begin with, but after hearing some good press about it from my friends, I decided to pull the pin and head on up to the sunny skies of Queensland. I'm really glad I did that, just about the entire convention was amazing, even if I was asleep when the fursuit walk was on. I came third in the dance contest, which I'm really proud of given that I still don't think I can dance. If Melbourne wasn't such a fantastic place, I would probably want to live up there. SPORTS TOP WEEKEND!
Adelaide is a very strange place. It seems like they have a state wide conspiracy to all drive under the speed limit, which really threw me given that Melbourne is a lot more hustle and bustle. I had good fun up there seeing people, but seriously- Fuck the drain system, I'm never going in there again.
PEOPLE thelionkingscarrI don't know what I can say about this kid that I haven't said already at some point. It's now been two and a half years since sexy lion dancing, and I don't think there's anything that you could offer me that would make me want to not be friends with him. You'd think our giant egos would clash and spark a war for the ages, but somehow with us it just works. In the last year he's joined me on just about all of my most memorable shenanigans. He's even turned the most ordinary day into some of the things that stick out in my mind as the most fun I've ever had. (Whipped cream man, anyone?) Don't tell him I said this, but he's actually really good at Zombies. Way better than me.
PaskhowlMy go-to guy for sports chatter, it's great to finally find a friend in the fandom who loves their sport like I do. We've got a good balance going, since his football team sucks, while my soccer team sucks. I'm pretty sure the amount of drinks that have gone back and forth between us as a result of those games must have averaged out to about even. An all around great bloke that you should definitely buy a drink next time you see him. (Tell him I sent you.)
NairaNaira has just been amazing throughout the last twelve months, and I've lost count of how much money I've thrown at her to draw things for me. She's my go-to artist for Vyxsin pieces for a damn good reason, and the job she did on The Pride of Australia (while injured) was fantastic. It's probably a good thing she doesn't do explicit material, otherwise I'd probably be completely broke because of her, instead of just a little broke because of her.
Inkfire and Mancub (GET A FUCKING FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT ALREADY!)The two lions from up north that I wish I could get to see more often than I do, even if Mancub takes more than half an hour to notice a double ended dildo sitting under his keyboard. Ink has done me so many huge favours, including building my Vyxsin head and doing the entire Amazing Race picture series, not even getting angry when I made all my late changes to the cast. If I win the lottery, I'll probably buy her a housekeeper as a way of saying thanks for all her playing denmother to our idiocy, and picking up after us for most of Mattfest. Scarr might not be sorry that he shot you at Paintball, Ink, but I still feel awful about it.
ME, MYSELF AND ISo here we are approaching the end of another year, and I'm satisfied with how I've gone. I've definitely broken out a lot more as a person in the last 12 months and explored new horizons. I've broadened my social circles, and trimmed out those that I've felt were holding me back. I'm yet to reach the point yet where I can proudly say that I'm beyond games for popularity and wanting to be the most liked guy in the world, but I am definitely getting to a stage where it is becoming less important what everyone thinks of me, and more important what certain key people think of me.
Physically, I've remained about the same. I've put on maybe a kilogram or two of weight, but I'm remaining active with my basketball, and planning to start a second sport around September. I've yet to decide what sport exactly, but I would love to be able to take up Pro Wrestling, which would also have gym work and muscle building packaged into it. I feel like I'm getting stronger and my body is filling out a bit better, but we're not quite at the top of the mountain yet.
Sexually, (You can get as uncomfortable as you want, we're doing this) things have improved a lot. I'm getting much more comfortable with what I like and who I like, and I'm much happier as a result.
My job is coming along well. It's now officially the job I've held for the longest, and the first job I've stayed at for over a year. I also got my first ever payrise earlier this year, which I feel great about. While it's not the most fun job in the world, or not a dream job by any stretch, It's not like other jobs I've had where I hate getting up in the morning, which is wonderful.
At the moment it feels like the only thing that needs to fall into place is finding a significant other to share my life with, but I'm confident that will come in time as long as I keep a positive attitude. (If anyone starts with the "stop looking" bullshit, I'm going to hit you. You don't get Tim Tams unless you're trying to find Tim Tams.)
The Next Twelve MonthsOver the next 12 months, I'll be heading to a few conventions, and continuing the goal to save and buy myself a house. There's a web series I want to start with Scarr, and I'll also be getting a fursuit modelled after my dog. (Keep an eye on
Laddie for that.) He's just turned 13, so sadly his time will start running out soon, but he is still very healthy, and hopefully he will be around for a few more years, at least. I've stated that I never wear collars, but the suit will have one made for it, again modelled after the one he has worn all his life, and when he dies I will take his to wear as a bracelet.That's it for the Coutzy 2.2 review! Here's to the next 12 months and hopefully I come out of them bigger and better than ever, with new experiences to share and new lessons that I've learned.
MAAAAAARK NUUUUUUUTTT!
