Tomorrow it'll be my birthday, which means I'll be five years from 30! Where'd the time go?!

Yep, another Happy New Year journal, suck it up buttercup lol. Hope you guys had a good New Year's at the bar or with your family!

If you are interested, my skype is Aleit Steinherz. Alternatively, you can note me,

Must be LITERATE...no one-liner bullshit or casual posts like *hands you the note and a pen*..

Third person perspective is preferred.

Technical difficulties with signing me in, I imagine?....blame Dinkelberg.

https://youtu.be/GurkREc-q4I

fucking love this band's music!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21765940/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21765940/
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You can rent me out as an art slave for a week for just $200!

Note me or skype me if you're interested! My skype is Aleit Steinherz!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7OYLVznNvQ <<<listen to this as you read
You have placed a tyrant into the White House! To those who voted for Trump, let me ask you something...do you really think he is gonna care about you just because you supported him? NO. Trump cares only about rich white people and doesn't give a flying fuck about the working class citizen. He wants to cut America off from every country in the world. I may not have been wattching the election religiously but I know that what I have heard and been told is what Trump will try to do now that he is president...and none of them have been praises.

We have chosen our doom, we have picked our poison, we have face-planted into the hard concrete.

You've baked your cake, America, and now you can choke on every bite.

I realize that I am gonna get some severe backlash for this but I don't care. Go ahead and unwatch me if you find me to be as someone once said hatefully to me "divorced from reality".

as my friend has famously said, "Let the hate roll.".

All this month, be on the lookout for some Thanksgiving themed YCHs, with themes ranging from stuffing till your belly pops through the shirt to some sexy holiday fun!

All this month, be on the lookout for some Thanksgiving themed YCHs, with themes ranging from stuffing till your belly pops through the shirt to some sexy holiday fun!

Here's what I'd what in a boyfriend/girlfriend:

1. Supportive of me being trans-female
2. Masculine and dominant, I refuse to date a femboy or anyone who is as girly or more girly than me.
3. Treats me as though I was born female, never once asking for me to penetrate him. (I prefer to receive the pleasure, not give it. Note or skype me for details as to why)<Applies mainly to potential boyfriends>
4. Isn't a ravenous sex-hound, sorry but I refuse to date someone who wants nothing but constant sex.
5. Wants to date me because they like who I am. I'm not gonna date anyone who just wants me for my art or the chance to get a freebie out of me, which is kinda shallow and pathetic.
6. I don't mind if they are in an open relationship, however I will ask before hand if they are seeing another person.
7. This one is for potential boyfriends--PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICK!! Dick pictures, or as I call them "dick-a-grams", are something that a stupid teenager would do to impress his girlfriend. They are immature and tasteless.
8. Likes to draw, roleplay and supports my vast imagination

Sorry for the numbered list, just explaining what I would like to have in a boyfriend/girlfriend...am I open? Yes.

Questions and Concerns? Send me a note or skype me! (Skype name is Aleit Steinherz)

Being male has never made me happy. Growing up in a town where guys who crossdressed intentionally (and not as a costume or spirit day gimmick) was frowned upon, there are so many expectations that everyone thinks you should uphold.

Be straight, be masculine, don't wear make-up, don't shave your body blah blah blah...basic shit that men are expected to avoid doing on a regular basis. FUCK ALL THAT. Additionally, I'm not comfortable with my own genitals. I hate having a male body! I hate the fact that I was born male! A lot of men my age are idiots that were spoonfed the whole "Be a Man" mentality! If I was loaded, I'd gotten a sex change operation by now and would be living happily as a female. However, I am poor and the best I can do is live as a femboy...the only cheap way i could become female (somewhat) is with various supplements, but even still that would run me into some real money. A girl can dress like guy and no one bats an eye, but if a guy dresses like a girl everyone loses their minds, especially in the town i grew up in!

I'll never be happy with my body until it is female...to make a long story short.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to note me or send me a message on skype. (My skype is Aleit Steinherz)

I owe too much art to a lot of people right now so I will not be accepting commissions until I get finished with the ones that have already been paid for along with any bonus art that I owe to those who autobought any YCHs. Once I get those done, I will be open for commissions. Until then, no more commission offers please. I'm overwhelmed as is.

After my little fiasco, I have decided to spend the rest of the evening finishing up any commissions i owe on my queue in my journal footer. So anyone whom I owe commissions and YCH bonus art REJOICE!! I will spend this evening trying my best to complete every commission I owe even if it means I must stay up all night to do it and work straight into the dawn.

This user (who shall remain anonymous) had "autobought" one of my more recent YCH auctions and after noting him, his response was shady at best. First off, he refused to pay unless I finished his bonus freebie first, but after a long argument with him, he claimed that he had paid me the $70 he owed me and then got angry when I told him to be patient so he "paid" me $10 to speed things along.

The Commission Fiasco
The character he wanted me to draw in the YCH was from Krypto the Superdog, a penguin if you will...however, when I gave him a preview, he said the face looked like crap (literally, he said that to me!). So we agreed on drawing Timon instead. Now here's the sad part: I was actually having fun drawing pure muscle for a change. However, he made it hard to enjoy since he NITPICKED every single detail more than any commissioner should...to the most unbearable level even a nagging mother couldn't achieve. He was pushy, rude, and impatient. By the time my roommate woke up, I asked him to check the PayPal to see if he had paid me. (Earlier I had asked him for a screenshot of the transaction history but he claimed that he couldn't do it at the moment)

He didn't pay me...

I informed him of this and told him to send it to the correct PayPal address. Surprise, surprise...he said he'd fix it only to change his mind and decide not to pay at all because I told him that I wasn't going to finish his commission until he ACTUALLY PAID ME. I knew something was wrong when he demanded the freebie first. And now he's stalking my roommate on skype which is very creepy.

If you come across this person, DO NOT accept any commission offers he gives you. It is more than likely an obvious scam to get free art. This despicable maggot is an art thief who has scammed many poor souls and I became his next victim. If you want details and the name, note me or ask me on skype.

I know that I currently owe a handful of people artwork, but with each one I complete, I will post another YCH with the same autobuy deal (buy it, get a second piece free). To those I owe art to, I would like to apologize for taking so long. I am currently finishing up one of the commissions I owe somebody and after that I will post another YCH that will be, again, Halloween-themed.

Check back with me frequently for more YCH auctions!

at a friend's house and I liked it. Not sure when I'll be able to play it again but it was a fun game to start on. What I like the most is the sole fact that you aren't limited to one region of Tamriel, but you can explore all of Tamriel! Plus, I can FINALLY put ACTUAL LONG HAIR on my character!

At first, I thought it would be just another puzzle game...but it's so much more. Anna is a psychological thriller experience, complete with jumpscares and creepy, juicy ambiance. Not as good as Alice: Madness Returns, but for those who love psychological thrillers and those who love psuedo-mysteries, Anna is for you! Complete with 8 different endings based on how you play even if the graphics aren't all that sensational, (think in between Oblivion and Morrowind) the game is still interesting and definitely worth your money, even if, like my roommate who played it with me, you get frustrated with figuring out what to do next...there's no shame in finding a walkthrough online.

Bid below!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21459151/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21459151/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21459151/

Which means next month I will have to get a new phone. Until then, I will only be available on Skype when I am at home. It is crucial that I owne a working, up-to-date phone, even if it is a cheap android go-phone (not the piece of shit Pantech Crossover i use as a back-up, does a mediocre job at keeping a charge!). I also have other reasons that are private and extremely important that require a functional phone.

Sorry to any of my skype contacts for the inconvenience. If my Lumia resumes functionality, it would be spectacular, but at the moment it's being a retard and not wanting to finish booting. Any tech assistance is welcome.

Once I finish up one of my commissions, I will do a new YCH with the same autobuy one get one free deal. I am also making this offer with commissions.

If you make one commission of $70 or more, you get an additional piece free!

Payment goes to Lunarsquall[at]gmail.com

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21351497/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21351497/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21351497/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21351497/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21351497/

What the fuck is wrong with 2016??? First there was the bathroom fiasco then harambe thing, then gators, and now psycho clowns terrorizing people?? What the actual fuck? Are US citizens so bored that they have to dress up like clowns and terrorize people or lure children into strange houses? I swear people are getting stupid.

Yep, my persona is now fully female. 'Nuff said.

My skype username will now be Aleit Steinherz

Her new name is Aleit Liliana Steinherz. Aleit is a German variant for the names Adelaide and Alice. Steinherz essentially translates separately as stone and heart.