is anyone here watchin me a mom? liek srs, who here is a mom? if you raise ur hand then i'll feel less awkward.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/charl.....bese-comments/

i mean, gee, u'd think a man of race of ppl who were crammed tightly into boats to be shipped overseas to go to a foreign land and forced into slave labor for 100+ years to then be regarded as second class citizens who must bend over backwards lest a white man be inconvenienced and have fought 50+ years to attain equality in the country their ancestors were forced to come to...
WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW OVERWEIGHT/OBESE CITIZENS ARE GOING THROUGH SIMILAR OPPRESSION TODAY!

the joke is about cutting your profits forecast by half of the initial forecast.
( ^O^)>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLol lololol...lol?
why am i the only one laughin? ('_')???

oh! i told that joke wrong...
well, i'm no comedian or anythin. (-_-)

here, a link for you guys. maybe it's funnier than me.
http://mynintendonews.com/2014/03/3.....mobile-market/

i've never played Monster Hunter. is it any good? ('~')

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/.....manity-doomed/

and yet i still have a boner

David Cage's fantasies are a failure of the game design.

a comedy horror of a japanese dude and his Denko. (´･ω･`)
cringe ensues, motherfuckers! (´･ω･`)
http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/215.....d-to-my-emails(´･ω･`)

https://crauxpaw.sofurry.com/
https://www.weasyl.com/~crauxpaw
and this
im thinkin of splittin my doodles for these site
how?
...
no, i was askin u somethin, not being a literary drama fuckhead.

Who do you hang out with?
no

Gender
no

Relationship Status
no

How old are you?
no

How tall are you?
no

Are you an Artist?
no

Do you have an artist table?
no

Do you take commissions?
no

Do you do trades?
no

Are you a Fursuiter?
no

Attending parties?
no

Do you drink?
no

Can I buy you a drink?
no

Do you smoke?
no

Are you attending any panels?
no

Stage or public performance?
NO!

How do I identify myself to you?
no

Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
no

How can I find you?
no

Can I talk to you?
no

Can I give you lots of money?
...no

Can I give you stuff?
no

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
no

Can I come to dinner with you?
no

Can I hang out with you?
no

Can I take your picture?
no!

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
no

Personality Type?
no

What's your goal for the con this year?
Wait, wat con is this?

i kno someone whos watchin me at least made that certain new years resolution, BECAUSE I DID TOO!

(ToT) an the winter season is makin it hard to do more than just lif

and for everyone, i'm goin to give everyone a box

it's just a box, nothin special, really, but i thought of you all, so there's that
on the brite side, it will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak
...
if the case that it does speak, please disregard it's invoice
WAIT, THERS MONEY INVALVE?

i really hated my stay in Memphis, and i should really cut my hair some time soon

i'm pushin my luck here, but maybe somethin wont happen, u KNO?
somethin is gonna happen, who the hell am i kiddin
anyway, i'll post another one of these and then i can get out of a rut easy.
i better come up w/ somethin soon, THO.

enjoy all the wonderful spread you have available, or do wat i do when ur on a diet and take a teeny, tiny bite that has sugar and carbs, then immediately spit every bit out so that food doesnt get the chance to fatten u up. god i hate diets Xp

I FUCKIN LOVE HOMEBREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm going to take an extended leave from the internet for a while to find faith in humanity again. i hope you guise dont mind

ya kno, cause Candyween isn't over yet.
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/deta.....mp;weekday=tue
hav fun sleepin

I MEAN IT'S CANDY!!!
HAPPY CANDY, EVRBODY!
ENJOY UR HALLOWEEN!

don't ya jus hate those.

i sorta got my job back. how appropriate for someone like me!

i literally lost my job an hour ago O_O

but does the yin yang look like a 69 to anyone?

this gov't shutdown is makin it harder for crafters to make craft beer
this gov't shutdown is MAKIN IT HARDER FOR CRAFTERS TO MAKE CRAFT BEER!
...not our craft beer :'(...
DAMMIT, OBAMA! UR RUININ OUR CRAFT BEER!!!!111one...oneone

thanks obama



......dot

love,
CrauxPaw

So far, the two biggest recent controversies surrounding the Miss America competition is Mario sumsins...Lampy-ira, or Perez Hilton's, question about gay marriage and the the newest winner being a Middle Eastern American.

My question is;

WHY IS THERE ALL THIS CONTROVERSY ABOUT MY FAP MATERIAL???//slash