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It's been one year.
General | Posted 3 months agoI haven't posted a journal here in a year. So much has happened in that time. I have almost no friends left from a pool that wasn't very big to start with. I suspect in the next few years most of the ones left will leave in one way or another. Shit, I might end up being the one who dies. It's been a hard road. I'm tired boss. This last week has tested me almost as much as the death of my grandmother. Every indication is that things will get worse before they get better. It feels like the times between better times keep getting farther apart.
I'm only sitting here typing because I'm so fucking tired and I can't sleep. I don't know what I'm waiting for. No one is coming to save me. Robots are coming for my job. People are barely capable of thinking for themselves. No hot wife. Coconut Dr Pepper was a limited time item. What is there to look forward to?
There is a good chance that when I post this journal it will be the last one I ever post here. Mortality is sobering. I suspect that's why so many people spend their time pretending that they will live forever. Doing this as though tomorrow will come without question. That's not how it works.
If whoever reads this years from now finds it after I've died I hope my work is still around for you to enjoy. If it is I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you found my webcomic and read however much I managed to make before the end came. I hope it made your experience as a mortal being better for having observed it. It's the life's work of a man who kept reaching and failing every single day. A humble presentation from someone who had more stubbornness than talent, but was so sincere in the attempt.
If I'm not here to respond to you then be sure to be mindful that someday you won't be here either. Even if you fail, make every attempt to leave the world better than it was when you found it.
I don't know if I did, but I tried.
I'm only sitting here typing because I'm so fucking tired and I can't sleep. I don't know what I'm waiting for. No one is coming to save me. Robots are coming for my job. People are barely capable of thinking for themselves. No hot wife. Coconut Dr Pepper was a limited time item. What is there to look forward to?
There is a good chance that when I post this journal it will be the last one I ever post here. Mortality is sobering. I suspect that's why so many people spend their time pretending that they will live forever. Doing this as though tomorrow will come without question. That's not how it works.
If whoever reads this years from now finds it after I've died I hope my work is still around for you to enjoy. If it is I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you found my webcomic and read however much I managed to make before the end came. I hope it made your experience as a mortal being better for having observed it. It's the life's work of a man who kept reaching and failing every single day. A humble presentation from someone who had more stubbornness than talent, but was so sincere in the attempt.
If I'm not here to respond to you then be sure to be mindful that someday you won't be here either. Even if you fail, make every attempt to leave the world better than it was when you found it.
I don't know if I did, but I tried.
Suspiciously Wealthy Furries
General | Posted a year agoMan, the generosity of the users of this website is nuts. It's a shame there wasn't a chance to help Dragoneer while he was still alive. I was genuinely moved by seeing how fast the charity drive hit the goal. This is why I always stick up for furries.
The Age When Life Starts Taking Things Away.
General | Posted a year agoI didn't know Dragoneer, and yet news of his passing is still distressing. I didn't agree with all his stances, opinions, or whatever, but this site is, in aggregate, good. It prioritizes the "community" above profit, at least as far as I can tell. That is so extremely rare in the world now. I got out of the habit of using it because I needed to monetize my work to survive. I've always felt like the site itself managed to maintain a level of user friendliness you rarely see anymore, while also keeping up just enough to maintain relevance. I doubt that was an accident. If FA passed away with Dragoneer it would be a great shame. I'm at the age where I too have to get checked for cancer and such more and more regularly. Lumps, spots, pain... I tend not to go until I'm genuinely worried because it costs so much. My only job is art and my body is in a state where art is all I can do now. Once it fails all of this ends for me. So I have some idea of what his last days were like. Where does that money come from? Who do you turn to for help? Does anyone care? In some ways death might have been the best outcome. I've seen first hand what happens when death leaves someone behind, with a mountain of debt and no way to pay it. I know that at the end of the day life is valueless to the machine.
Ive lost a lot of friends to the culture war; seen groups who existed for decades fall apart into screaming matches, watched people lose their damn minds over social media, had some attack me. It's been a grim decade and I don't see a light at the end of the tunnel. As the years have gone by more and more names on my follow list have gotten that infinity symbol. Someday it will appear by mine too, if anyone notices I'm gone anyway. If the site even exists in a year or ten. Things end, and rarely in the way that movies tell us they will.
If nothing else Dragoneer left something mostly good behind for people who didn't know him personally. I hope it lasts and passes into the hands of people who will also take care of it with the same gentle kind of hands. Awkward, malfunctioning, autistic, retards need a place where they can be a blight on the world together. This is a nice place for that. Sectioned off for the most part, happily degenerate. Not a bad legacy, even if it is nothing but ones and zeroes.
Ive lost a lot of friends to the culture war; seen groups who existed for decades fall apart into screaming matches, watched people lose their damn minds over social media, had some attack me. It's been a grim decade and I don't see a light at the end of the tunnel. As the years have gone by more and more names on my follow list have gotten that infinity symbol. Someday it will appear by mine too, if anyone notices I'm gone anyway. If the site even exists in a year or ten. Things end, and rarely in the way that movies tell us they will.
If nothing else Dragoneer left something mostly good behind for people who didn't know him personally. I hope it lasts and passes into the hands of people who will also take care of it with the same gentle kind of hands. Awkward, malfunctioning, autistic, retards need a place where they can be a blight on the world together. This is a nice place for that. Sectioned off for the most part, happily degenerate. Not a bad legacy, even if it is nothing but ones and zeroes.
Horny on alt.
General | Posted 5 years agoI made a separate Twitter just for perving & promotion of perving. Its still an easy platform for interaction, in spite of being a garbage fire. If you want to talk about big political topics miss me with that shit. This is for being a degenerate & probably a bit of a dick, if I'm being honest about myself.
https://twitter.com/BetweenFetishes
https://twitter.com/BetweenFetishes
Shit, a bunch of you came from Tumblr apparently.
General | Posted 7 years agoI didn't think that was gonna happen. Maybe I should post a thing... What do people even want from me here anymore? I haven't done much her for, like, 3 years... Do people still like catgirls with big tits? Fatties? Are those still popular? I feel so old...
Alex enjoys a book animation.
General | Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/18666944
I don't know how to do all the links and avatar things, but go to that link to see a little animation of Alex reading. It's cute.
I don't know how to do all the links and avatar things, but go to that link to see a little animation of Alex reading. It's cute.
Pay attention!
General | Posted 10 years agoHey, if you used to talk to me on AIM, note me and I'll give you my Skype info. I can't get into my account and they don't seem to send recovery emails now. I'm still not on much, but if you ever need me you can tweet at me and I'll hop on. I know a couple of you were wanting to talk to me recently.
Anyway, that's all I had. Have a good one!
Anyway, that's all I had. Have a good one!
The most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
General | Posted 11 years agoSince Agouti is seriously considering doing a sequel to his Muffintop anthology I want to know what you, the humble reader, wants to see from me. I just kind of threw together something simple last time because I was going through some pretty rough times. I'm on steadier ground now so I might be able to do a better job. So... what kind of story is going to get you to shell out your cash? Don't be timid about it because nobody give a fuck about you, or your fursona. I used to think they did too, but they just don't. Anyway, I could use characters I already have, or ones I make up. They could be people like last time, or furries. Also I want to see if anyone gives a fuck if I take part in this thing at all. Do you even want to see me do something in this possible new anthology? Anyway, let me know. I need to start setting time aside for this if I'm going to do it, so don't dick around, okay?
You have one week.
General | Posted 12 years agoThat's right, one week to figure out how to help Alex take care of this impending bunny infestation. I look forward to seeing your ideas. Will you form a team of exterminators? Construct a device of some sort? This fluffy menace must be stopped before they... What is it fat bunnies do again? Eat and fart? Uh... clearly the kind of activity that warrants genocide. So, let's get on that. Show me your plans so I have something to work with, and be sure to link them to this journal.
The Exact Wrong Way To Note Me: A Teaching Moment.
General | Posted 13 years agoStranger: Ummm hello*hides behind a wall*
Me: Hello.
Stranger: *peeks out*
Me: If you've got something to say just say it. I don't have time for this furry, RP, dicking around, bullshit. If you want to talk then talk. I am not a scary monster that requires these ridiculous theatrics. I do, however, and quite obviously, get extremely irritated with interactions like this. Please communicate with me like a normal human being. At least as much as it is possible for furries to do so.
Stranger: jezz and I thought you were a nice furry! T^T
END SCENE
Do we see what went wrong here? Two messages before I got a single sentance out of this person, and only then because I went off on them slightly. I find this type of communication tactic infuriating. Your first message to me should be a clear statement of your intentions:
Hello, my name is (some damn thing). Just wanted to say I (adjective) your work. It makes me really (adjective). Since you seem to like (noun/s) I thought maybe we could be (type of relationship).
I hate it when people don't get to the point. It sends waves of rage crashing over me. A note is your chance to make a good impression. Don't waste it on hello. Because I will assume that the unspoken portion of your communication is "I am also developmentally disabled and therefore incredibly hard for you to relate to." If that's the case then tell me from the off. It's not a deal breaker. I will talk to pretty much anyone, and tolerate a vast stable of remarkably annoying people. Chances are you you'll fall in the middle of the spectrum with everyone else and we'll get along fine.
Starting a friendship like this is just shooting yourself in the foot.
Me: Hello.
Stranger: *peeks out*
Me: If you've got something to say just say it. I don't have time for this furry, RP, dicking around, bullshit. If you want to talk then talk. I am not a scary monster that requires these ridiculous theatrics. I do, however, and quite obviously, get extremely irritated with interactions like this. Please communicate with me like a normal human being. At least as much as it is possible for furries to do so.
Stranger: jezz and I thought you were a nice furry! T^T
END SCENE
Do we see what went wrong here? Two messages before I got a single sentance out of this person, and only then because I went off on them slightly. I find this type of communication tactic infuriating. Your first message to me should be a clear statement of your intentions:
Hello, my name is (some damn thing). Just wanted to say I (adjective) your work. It makes me really (adjective). Since you seem to like (noun/s) I thought maybe we could be (type of relationship).
I hate it when people don't get to the point. It sends waves of rage crashing over me. A note is your chance to make a good impression. Don't waste it on hello. Because I will assume that the unspoken portion of your communication is "I am also developmentally disabled and therefore incredibly hard for you to relate to." If that's the case then tell me from the off. It's not a deal breaker. I will talk to pretty much anyone, and tolerate a vast stable of remarkably annoying people. Chances are you you'll fall in the middle of the spectrum with everyone else and we'll get along fine.
Starting a friendship like this is just shooting yourself in the foot.
I'm so sick of that cup of pencils.
General | Posted 13 years agoOkay, if you follow me and don't have the wherewithal to change your default icon I will draw you a random one, just so I don't have to see that stupid cup of pencils when you comment on my stuff. It will probably be based on your username, but I make no promises.
*Edit* If you already have an icon, but desperately want one of my crappy ones, all you have to do is ask. And don't get all cute about it. Just fucking ask like a normal person.
*Edit* If you already have an icon, but desperately want one of my crappy ones, all you have to do is ask. And don't get all cute about it. Just fucking ask like a normal person.
To everyone who has ever worn a fursuit...
General | Posted 13 years agoDetermining An Artist's Gender.
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm not sure how to start this line of thinking. It's not just that it's hard to guess a person's actual gender, but also their sexual preference. People peg me as a dude based on my art right up until they see my name. Then they get confused. I've even had a couple of advances obvious enough that even I realised that they were trying to ask me out. (Which is a whole other thing...)
I have a hard time guessing gender but not sexuality because people I know are pretty open about what they want to fuck. Determining their layout is the hard part. Several girls I know are perfectly fine with drawing sexy women. Some to the point that you start to wonder if they have leanings. (Well, other people do. I know them well enough to know that they know what sells.) (It's sexy women.)
I feel like if I laid out a random assortment of images people couldn't correctly guess gender, but they might do well guessing their sexual preference.
On the internet we basically "look" like whatever gender our sexual stereotypes match. If you draw a lot of sexy girls people assume you're a dude and so on.
It's interesting because if you don't match up you get a look in on what it's like to be what you aren't. I think that's interesting.
I have a hard time guessing gender but not sexuality because people I know are pretty open about what they want to fuck. Determining their layout is the hard part. Several girls I know are perfectly fine with drawing sexy women. Some to the point that you start to wonder if they have leanings. (Well, other people do. I know them well enough to know that they know what sells.) (It's sexy women.)
I feel like if I laid out a random assortment of images people couldn't correctly guess gender, but they might do well guessing their sexual preference.
On the internet we basically "look" like whatever gender our sexual stereotypes match. If you draw a lot of sexy girls people assume you're a dude and so on.
It's interesting because if you don't match up you get a look in on what it's like to be what you aren't. I think that's interesting.
Come Fail With Me!
General | Posted 14 years agoSo the whole voting thing isn't done yet. In fact, it looks like it's going to go on for ages. I would like to not be taken out in the first thingy, but it's looking grim. The comic I'm against first is by a super popular comic person who all the in crowd know and love. Whereas I'm hanging with you rejects, because, honestly, that's where I belong. At this point my only argument I got to use against my competitor is FUCK MONSTER PULSE! FUCK IT IN IT'S STUPID FUCKING FACE! I recognize that it's not a strong argument... Still, If you feel up to it, I would ask you to go with me on this journey of almost completely assured failure, and fail along with me.
http://www.comicmix.com/news/2012/0.....t-first-round/
Between Failures is at the very bottom of the voting thing.
http://www.comicmix.com/news/2012/0.....t-first-round/
Between Failures is at the very bottom of the voting thing.
Furries, to my aid!
General | Posted 14 years agoHey, kids. If it pleases you so to do I would appreciate a vote for Between Failures here: http://www.comicmix.com/news/2012/0.....2-nominations/
Help me crush my enemies, won't you?
Help me crush my enemies, won't you?
As ween as a clistle.
General | Posted 14 years agoWhat's up with people abandoning accounts, but going out of their way to make sure everyone knows they're doing it? I can understand leaving an account if you want to lose people, but just changing it because of the name, or something, seems like a big waste. I keep seeing it happening all over. What is this desire to migrate? You need to establish a brand, you dicks.
Clean as a whistle.
General | Posted 14 years agoYou know, whatever you want to do on FA is no skin off my nose, but it always strikes me as a little odd when I run across a gallery that's nothing but art of people. It's almsot always straight up porn too. The hardest of cores cartoon porn. It seems like these people either came to FA just to have a secret place for their fucktoons, or can't live without the gushing praise that furries are more likely to give than people on DA.
Just something I noticed...
Just something I noticed...
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
General | Posted 14 years agoI think I'm addicted to the drama caused by changing the banner image here. It's like the purest form of nerd rage you can find on the net. I just want to lather up and bathe in it. Cry your neckbearded tears for me, nerds! Make them a river of social awkwardness!
I know the evil men do. Do not bring your evil here!
General | Posted 14 years agoFor each of the first 10 people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the 3 submissions I like most from his/her gallery on the list. If you really suck at art, or writing, don't make me suffer through your shit though. Be realistic with yourself too. Don't be like "I'm the greatest artist!" when you should be saying "Someone should cut off my hands!" Nahng.
IMPORTANT: If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 10 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
KEEP IN MIND. YOU MUST HAVE BE AN ACTUAL DOODLER/WRITER/(...)ER AND HAVE MUCH PICTURES ON YOUR GALLERIES THAT ARE MADE BY YOU:
#motherfucking 1
somesortofrobotthatsnothere
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3012206/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5708600/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5516291/ XD
#dicksucking 2
lusopakak
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5920609/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5649599/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4564795/
#assramming 3
Nezumimurasaki
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6207902/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6208636/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6176794/
#cumguzzling 4
ladiesman217
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5916703/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6139180/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5505965/
#fattyhumping 5
agouti-rex
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5524461/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6222077
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4356529/
#paperaping 6
ronnieraccoon
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6272707/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5947649
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6169696/
#balljugglingwithgenitalballsnotregularones 7
Fursouseki
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2654918/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5264502/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4742031/
#butthaving 8
bunidoom
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6107488/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5840996/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6092559/
#penisfondling 9
ravagefox
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4612199/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5223489/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5023136/
IMPORTANT: If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 10 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
KEEP IN MIND. YOU MUST HAVE BE AN ACTUAL DOODLER/WRITER/(...)ER AND HAVE MUCH PICTURES ON YOUR GALLERIES THAT ARE MADE BY YOU:
#motherfucking 1
somesortofrobotthatsnotherehttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/3012206/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5708600/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5516291/ XD
#dicksucking 2
lusopakakhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/5920609/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5649599/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4564795/
#assramming 3
Nezumimurasakihttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/6207902/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6208636/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6176794/
#cumguzzling 4
ladiesman217http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5916703/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6139180/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5505965/
#fattyhumping 5
agouti-rexhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/5524461/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6222077
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4356529/
#paperaping 6
ronnieraccoonhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/6272707/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5947649
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6169696/
#balljugglingwithgenitalballsnotregularones 7
Fursousekihttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/2654918/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5264502/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4742031/
#butthaving 8
bunidoomhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/6107488/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5840996/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6092559/
#penisfondling 9
ravagefoxhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/4612199/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5223489/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5023136/
I tumbl for you.
General | Posted 14 years agoDon't know if any of you cats & kittens are in to Tumblr, but I made one for Alex and the gang. You can do with that information what you will. http://alexandriaofthelibrary.tumblr.com/
For the record, if your tumbler is all TF2 gifs, or other random annoying shit, the follow is going to be a one way street.
For the record, if your tumbler is all TF2 gifs, or other random annoying shit, the follow is going to be a one way street.
Deja You.
General | Posted 14 years agoThis is the post for the comic going up tonight. I'm posting it here too because some of you seem more comfortable replying to stuff here, and I'm curious about what artists in particular have to say about this.
The other night, while playing Mass Effect, I was wandering around some science lab where some kind of aliens were loose. At one point I found some survivors and started wandering around their base. I found a door that was encrypted but it was easy so I just opened it and all Hell broke loose. Suddenly the whole base was attacking me. I'm not sure how I missed that I wasn't supposed to mess with the door, but apparently it was a BIG no no. I had intended to save these people. Up to that point I had lived with any decision I made, but this crossed a line I wasn't willing to live with. There have been several moments where the potential outcome of a situation was morally ambiguous. Situations turn sour really fast in this game, and a lot of them have taken me by surprise. Plus sometimes it's hard to tell what will happen when you choose certain responses. Or a choice that was available at the start of a conversation may disappear if you explore certain subjects. I ended up backtracking, and ALMOST started over. Partly because of some of the "bad" outcomes and partly because I understand the leveling system better now. I decided to stick with it in the end, since I think you can take an old character into a new game. I may play through a second time and see what other options make themselves available if I have some foreknowledge of situations.
I get a really strong feeling of deja vu with this game. I mean it's very similar in structure to KOTOR, but it's not just that. Things that I know I've never encountered give it to me sometimes, like encountering a Thresher Maw for the first time, or finding Liara. To the point where I wonder if I saw video of the game years ago on youtube, or something. I get a similar feeling just from looking at the box for Mass Effect 2. It bothers me. As I've said before I've gotten feelings like this since I was very little.
What really strikes me as strange is that I don't get these feelings from Mario Galaxy much at all. A game that uses THE EXACT SAME BOSSES AS GALAXY 2 from time to time. I mean it all seems similar, but I don't get a feeling like I've done it before, but in some cases I ACTUALLY HAVE. Almost every boss in the first Galaxy are in the sequel, but I don't get the deja vu when I face them. I mean, there's one fight where the stage is EXACTLY the same as it is in 2. Like they just lifted it out and stuck it in the sequel as an afterthought. The boss even uses the same attack patterns. Hell, they all do. Or at least as similar as makes no odds, but it doesn't make me feel like I've done it all before in the same way.
The mind is very complex, and often annoying. Sometimes making us feel apart from it while still being a part of it. Like there is a base you that exists and the mind just messes with the code from time to time. At least that's how it feels to me sometimes.
Do any of you get this kind of feeling? How do you react to it?
The other night, while playing Mass Effect, I was wandering around some science lab where some kind of aliens were loose. At one point I found some survivors and started wandering around their base. I found a door that was encrypted but it was easy so I just opened it and all Hell broke loose. Suddenly the whole base was attacking me. I'm not sure how I missed that I wasn't supposed to mess with the door, but apparently it was a BIG no no. I had intended to save these people. Up to that point I had lived with any decision I made, but this crossed a line I wasn't willing to live with. There have been several moments where the potential outcome of a situation was morally ambiguous. Situations turn sour really fast in this game, and a lot of them have taken me by surprise. Plus sometimes it's hard to tell what will happen when you choose certain responses. Or a choice that was available at the start of a conversation may disappear if you explore certain subjects. I ended up backtracking, and ALMOST started over. Partly because of some of the "bad" outcomes and partly because I understand the leveling system better now. I decided to stick with it in the end, since I think you can take an old character into a new game. I may play through a second time and see what other options make themselves available if I have some foreknowledge of situations.
I get a really strong feeling of deja vu with this game. I mean it's very similar in structure to KOTOR, but it's not just that. Things that I know I've never encountered give it to me sometimes, like encountering a Thresher Maw for the first time, or finding Liara. To the point where I wonder if I saw video of the game years ago on youtube, or something. I get a similar feeling just from looking at the box for Mass Effect 2. It bothers me. As I've said before I've gotten feelings like this since I was very little.
What really strikes me as strange is that I don't get these feelings from Mario Galaxy much at all. A game that uses THE EXACT SAME BOSSES AS GALAXY 2 from time to time. I mean it all seems similar, but I don't get a feeling like I've done it before, but in some cases I ACTUALLY HAVE. Almost every boss in the first Galaxy are in the sequel, but I don't get the deja vu when I face them. I mean, there's one fight where the stage is EXACTLY the same as it is in 2. Like they just lifted it out and stuck it in the sequel as an afterthought. The boss even uses the same attack patterns. Hell, they all do. Or at least as similar as makes no odds, but it doesn't make me feel like I've done it all before in the same way.
The mind is very complex, and often annoying. Sometimes making us feel apart from it while still being a part of it. Like there is a base you that exists and the mind just messes with the code from time to time. At least that's how it feels to me sometimes.
Do any of you get this kind of feeling? How do you react to it?
Where My Mouth Is.
General | Posted 15 years agoYou know, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, haven't done a lot for me over the years. Apart from making me worry about stuff, but Japan is different. Even before I knew what Japan was it's been making my life better. The Japanese are responsible, in some part, for almost everything I like most; from Transformers to Pokemon. The room I'm in right now is covered in Japanese stuff. The images of destruction there break my heart. It's not a lot, but I'm going to give a week of advertising earnings to the Red Cross. I think the best way to track it is to just take the daily average and then multiply it by seven. Maybe when I have it calculated I'll post it so people can match it if they want. What do you guys think? Is this a good plan?
Art for almost free.
General | Posted 15 years agoDoing the drawing for Bunidoom has caused me to get a similar question a few times, so I'm just going to answer the herd as it were. Yes, there is a good chance that if you do fanart of sufficient quality, combined with post about how great my comic is, that I will respond with a drawing for you out of gratitude. The chance of this happening is greatly improved if I can see an increase in traffic to my site directly attributable to your post. I appreciate not having to whore out my work on my own. That said, there is no guarantee, but a decent drawing plus some positive publicity is valuable to me. I hope this clears things up everybody.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF SLOTS!
General | Posted 15 years agoIn order to foster a false sense of rarity for my commissions I will now be using the "slots" method of organization. It is vital that you keep an eye on my journal at all times, to see if a slot has been opened so you can get one. The amount of slots available will be random and will change on my tiniest whim. DO NOT CROSS ME OR THEY WILL EVAPORATE! If you somehow manage to get one of these EXCEEDINGLY rare slots don't expect me to get right to work. I'm super popular and have a lot better things to do than draw your tigertaur, or whatever bullshit thing you farted out of your brain. I'll draw it whenever I feel like it and you'd better not post passive aggressive journals about having to wait for two years for me to finish even though I made you pay up front. You knew what you were getting in to. People BEG ME to draw stuff. ON THEIR KNEES! They fling themselves to the ground beneath my feet and claw at the dusty earth, hoping that I'll take pity on them. But I am a capricious god. Sometimes I punish my worshipers. Punish them like the filthy dogs they are... It is an exquisite pain, waiting for me to choose your character. Waiting for me to drop it in a open slot and then fill said slot with hard, thick, linework... And you're gonna take it like the crawling sycophantic worm that you are. You're gonna take ALL of it.
Alternately, I'll just do what I've always done and not be a total dick about it. I'll just be a regular dick about it like usual. Whichever you prefer.
Alternately, I'll just do what I've always done and not be a total dick about it. I'll just be a regular dick about it like usual. Whichever you prefer.
Spazzercise is sweeping the nation.
General | Posted 15 years agoI've decided that everyone should draw their characters in 80s style workout gear. So get on this meme while it's new and all the cool kids are doing it. Be sure to link me the image when you're done.
Link to agouti-rex too, because he started it.
This video will show you all you need to know. Study it carefully then proceed accordingly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
Link to
agouti-rex too, because he started it. This video will show you all you need to know. Study it carefully then proceed accordingly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
