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Hey guys!

I'd like to make an announcement here first, I have made a new account! It is  Valleygirl
This has been a long time coming as Crimes is my deadname, and I am sick of waiting for FA to enable UN changes lol.
You will likely hear more about this in the future, but if you want an early heads up...consider this to be it. I will start crossposting over there now that it's been announced, and slowly will be shifting activity over to that account instead.

Hey, so this morning i got back from an overnight stay at the hospital due to bleeding out internally from a ruptured ovary. :C

They cut me open to drain the blood and were able to stop the bleeding, so everything is fine on that front, but I'm severely tired and anemic from blood loss, and the incisions are extremely sore so work might be slow while I recover. I apologize for that. Feel free to shoot me a message if you have concerns/questions about what I owe you! Going to try to check at least once a day <3

Last month was my final full opening for commissions!
I will not be opening officially again until late summer. HOWEVER, you are free to email me if you want something, and I can get back to you with a quote and a potential time frame. This will be more limited though.

Themes I really want to do
- Hypno
- SFW scenes/moments
- Digital Paintings
- Transformation
- Cock Worship
- NSFW Messy/excessive cum
- Light Hyper/Growth
- Dragons!

Themes I will not be accepting
- Feral
- Vore
- Pregnancy
- Diaper
- CP
- Incest
- Gape

Yesterday, June 20th, 2021, on the summer solstice, I married my best friend, soulmate, and better half <3
Everything was exactly what I hoped it would be. We got to do the ceremony right beside a creek - my absolute favorite place to be, and we got to dance to our favorite punk music~ It was beautiful and fun, and I am sooo giddy to be his wife now (:

It was totally worth the wait, as the global pandemic caused us to postpone everything for a year, and it's been kinda crazy managing everything to be on the same page lol.

Slowly starting to crawl back out of my hole of isolation I've locked myself into the last few months... don't take it personal if I don't reply to messages still. It's just a lot of energy and I'm trying to take things at my own pace for now. I'd really appreciate someone to talk music or characters with perhaps?

My grandfather isn't doing so hot, and since I'm the only family close by to him, I've been checking in, and doing meal preps for him. My dog has also been pretty sick for the last month or so, and we didn't get the greatest news about that either. (he's not going to die tho, don't worry!) He's -finally- starting to feel better, but I worry nonetheless.

I have a couple of personal art pieces in mind that I wanna do for myself. Then I will likely open some YCH's instead of custom ones. I do my best work when I follow my own muse lately, otherwise I start to get frustrated and stuck in a rut anymore, especially around work. So I just feel like it'll be easier for the time being.

And lastly, I hope everyone has a fun Halloween! I know things are quite different than usual, but I hope that you still manage to do something fun for yourself regardless. <3

Hey guys.
Like a lot of you guys out there, my life has had a huge upheaval. I've had several pieces of really bad news as a result and have been kinda struggling with grappling with it all....
I'm finding it very hard to stay focused, and will not be taking on any new work, but if you are among the last few things I owe, don't hesitate to contact me, things will be coming along, just at a slower pace than normal. Taking the time to do stuff for myself as well helps me cope.
Thanks for understanding, and I hope you all are staying safe and getting through this the best you can <3

I've been getting asked a lot if I am open to draw certain kinks and things, and for the most part, the answer to that is YES.
I have a relatively short list of 'will not draw' and that list is as follows:

I will NOT draw:
Cub/Underage characters, even SFW
Scat
Diapers
Vore
Feral Characters with Anthro Characters


That being said, things that really interest me, and that I hope to get to do more of going into 2020 include:

Hypno is a big fave
I'd like to get some experience with Transformation kind of art
Pinups and Yoga poses are always super fun
Latex gear, or other shiny materials

Hope that clears things up for some of you guys who were curious!

EDIT

I've chosen a couple characters for this round, thank you!

Hey guys!
So I've been working at the track for a couple months now, and with hours picking up more, this means I'm pretty much closing commissions.
I may still open a few odd spots here and there, but I really don't like taking on new work unless I am certain that I can get it done in a reasonable time frame.

SO WHAT THIS MEANS... my current que is being worked on...BUT I apologize profusely, but ETAs on them *may* be a little longer than I had hoped. Don't hesitate to get in contact with me with any questions or concerns tho! I had gotten a few full detail ones and it's causing my workload to stall a little bit more, but I have a bunch started and am working on them kinda simultaneously.

I also aim to have a few YCHs availible after a few months and I am all caught up.

Would also be interested in doing some art trades/collabs, but I'm not ready to commit to that just yet, but just keep an eye out if that's something you'd be interested in down the road =D

I miss making journals where I basically just chatted with some of you guys.
I guess I stopped doing them because comments were becoming more and more infrequent. Or maybe real life just took over...IDK. I kinda wanna dedicate some more time to checking in at least once in awhile, see how you guys are doing!

Anyhoo, I also wanted to do a quick plug for my twitter account as well. I'm gearing up for a 2k follower free art raffle, so if you'd like to be a part of that, go ahead and follow me there if you aren't already!

https://twitter.com/CrimesHazard

So tell me, hows your summer going so far!!!

Hey guys!

I normally don't do anything special for my birthday, and I've never, ever asked for anything before.

But, if we are friends, or if you just really like what I do, and you wanna treat me to a Ko-Fi for my birthday, it would be very much appreciated! <33

https://ko-fi.com/crimeshazard

Other than that, I sincerely love and appreciate all birthday wishes as well! You guys are so nice thinkin of me today, aaaaa -blush-

Semi related news!
-I'm opening for new commissions on FRIDAY, so keep an eye out if you plan to grab one!

- If you aren't already, please follow me on twitter! I'm getting close to 2k followers, and once I hit it, there will be a chance to win some fullbody art from me - FOR FREE!!!
Link to that is here --> https://twitter.com/CrimesHazard

Don't worry, FA is still my main hub as of now, and I'm not planning on going anywhere. (:

Thank you everyone!!!! And I hope you have a fantastic day as well! <3

MEEEEEE =D

I was in the Hospital yesterday for testing, and I finally, after 5 years have a diagnosis, and medical support and treatment to help me manage it. I WILL be able to have my life back, and I am SO SO thankful and happy ;o;

I will be going back to work full steam from here on out, including opening up for February commissions tomorrow, so keep an eye out!

I hope you all are doing well, I just want to give a GIANT HUG to each of you!

Hey guys...I've been extremely sick this past week, and even more so the last couple of days.

I honestly can say I've never been this sick in my life.

Please understand that progress may be slow in this time. My appointment got bumped up to tomorrow because this is so bad, so hopefully I'll be feeling better soon.

I will be there!
Me and my sister are going (: Come and say hi to us!

I'll have my Crimes fullsuit, so look out for her!

Who else is all going?!

Hey guys.
This is not something I normally talk about because I hate being this kind of a person, but it's getting to a crucial time, and you guys should know what's up.

Since 2012, I have been struggling with severe GI problems. I've seen numerous specialists, both for GI, as well as Urology, and so far haven't gotten much in the way of answers. :C

I've tried many diet changes, and am still on a pretty restricted diet, but still have bad flare ups. The past ~ 4 months or so, things have been progressively going downhill more and more. I'm not going to go into detail here, but things are looking pretty bad.

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW.
Is that, I am getting permission from my insurance to stay in Cleveland, OH, for the Cleveland Clinic. I'm currently waiting to hear back from my insurance, but as soon as I do, I will be scheduling the appointment, and I won't be around for a couple weeks. This is a heads up for that.

Also, the past few days, plus today have been extremely hard/painful for me, and I haven't been able to get much work done. I'm going into the ER today, and unfortunately, this means my May commissions might take a little bit longer than intended. I'm so sorry, but please, feel free to contact me about any concerns you might have!

I DO plan to get more work done tonight after I get home. I just need some relief right now u.u
I DO plan on continuing to work through the rest of this month, I'm just giving you a warning that my previous ETA might not be accurate, and I deeply apologize.

I am NOT looking for/accepting any donations. I appreciate your patience, and your good vibes very much <3 Thank you everyone for being truly awesome! I will keep you guys updated.

I need help finding a bench and I have no idea what I'm doing aaaaa

If I made some free to use lineart...would you use it?

If so, what animal/species would you like to see/needs more love?

Thank you!

to command your fleet. ★ _★ ⋆^⋆

So, how many of you remember when I was dating my ex?
Well, that relationship was extremely toxic. Everything happened so fast, that I didn't even really have much time to think, and my head was spinning the whole time. Even though it wasn't the longest relationship I've ever had, it is the one that has changed me the most. At first, I resented this fact and cried about it. I became SEVERELY depressed after we split up, it has manifested into crippling anxiety that I am still dealing with and working through. I lost SO MANY people in my life. Due to my social anxiety, depression, irritibility...just a lot of internal issues that stemmed from this. I lost some amazing people who I now accept that I will never get back. Crazy right?

But I wanted to share my turning point with you.

A few weeks after the breakup, during that deep depression, I did everything I could to keep myself distracted, and tethered to reality (yes, it was THAT fucked up). I begged my mom to take me grocery shopping or something with her, because I just couldn't be left alone. She was taking one of her friends somewhere as well, so I was sitting in the back of the car, sulking, and just not really associating with anyone. All of a sudden, the beginning to 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' by the Rolling Stones came on the radio, and for some reason, even though I wasn't paying attention to literally ANYTHING for weeks, I strained to hear every word. It felt...almost divine, as lame as that sounds haha, but I hung on Mick Jagger's words...and as the song picked up, I got this sudden rush of empowerment. I cried in the backseat of the car that day, but it was the first time in weeks where it was an actual GOOD cry. That song came to me at a most crucial point, and it gave me strength.

'You can't always get what you want...but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.'

I held onto these words for dear life...and sure enough, shortly after that, I made one of my best friends, K2, and then after that, Dylan, who I firmly believe is my soulmate. :3

Do I still struggle? Yes, absolutely. It's been a long road. I tried so violently to reject the person I had become after that...but since then, I have leaned to work on my issues. Dylan has been with me every step of the way, and I couldn't ask for a better man. :3
I picked up meditation, become interested in spirituality, expressed myself through my art which I have been SO happy and thankful to get to share with you guys, and learned so much about myself that it's almost scary but...I can honestly say that I love the person that I am now. I could do without the social anxiety part lol, but that's come a long way from how bad it used to be, and getting better every day.

I've seen a lot of journals from people who are struggling with their own depression, and anxiety demons. I just want you guys to know....when you find yourself in your darkest hour, there is ALWAYS something amazing for you right around the corner. Always hang on, and when you find something that gives you even the smallest spark of hope, strength, ambition...whatever...hold it. Hold it fiercely, and have faith. You have to, and then more doors will start opening to you. And as always, if you are someone in need of support, but feel like you have no one, don't hesitate to send me a message here, in my email, or on Skype. You are never alone, and you are absolutely in control of your life, even when it feels completely impossible sometimes. Believe me, I understand that.

Hey everyone!

I'm just now working my way out of an art block! Thanks to all of you for being supportive, and sticking with me while I experiment in different styles n.n Feel free to leave feedback on it, as I'd love to know what you think!

In case you haven't noticed, I've been doing a lot of personal work lately. It's been great therapy for me, and at this point in time, I am unsure if I will open for commissions again or not...I just don't know. I was thinking about maybe coming up with some YCH's once I finish off the last few things I owe, would anyone be interested? o: And if so, what kinds of themes would you like to see?

I'm still reeling right now, as this all happened very fast, and didn't give me much warning at all. :C

It's also extremely hard on me, as I am used to seeing the guy practically every day...
Like, I'm not really sure how I will ever be able to go back to work without him...it's going to be so painfully empty. I can't even think about that right now.

He was a beautiful person, with an even more gorgeous soul. He made friends so easily, touched many people, and is missed by SO many. I will miss his morning sing-song greetings to me. I will miss our lunch break chats. I will miss that smile that just lit up the whole room. In all reality, he was my motivation to get up for work, to meet every challenge with a smile, and to live life to the fullest, and without regrets. He's always been one to adapt extremely easily, and he not only makes the best out of every bad situation, but also have fun with it too. I aspire to live like he did, and I'm just so thankful that I even got the chance to know such an amazing person at all.

Rest in peace Bob. I'll catch ya later, on the flipside. Say hello to your dogs for me too, I imagine you are so happy to see them again. <3 You were too beautiful for this world, I'm just broken inside because you left when I still needed you.... :'C </3

I don't know when I will be back drawing again, I keep crying on and off all day and my stomach just...hurts. Bad.
I'm sorry...

Thinking about keeping Crimes out of porn...possibly even keeping her in feral form, and then creating a new character for porn.

Crimes is extremely personal to me. She was created to be this big, goofy, sweet, kind, and curious flop-dog who is easily fascinated and loves to explore! I've always had mixed feelings about her being featured in my porn pics...even personal ones. But at the same time...she has become my identity, and so I'd feel weird using a diff character that I'm not as attached to in adult pics.

So...what are your thoughts?
Do YOU like seeing Crimes in porn? Or do you think that she's not really suited for that? (Being a sparkle dog and all)

IDK. NEED INNNNPUT.

(:

SO. Yeah, my computer finally took it's last breath today at approximately 6:24 PM It was 8 years old.

It finally shit out on me. I'm SO upset right now you don't even know.... I lost SO many of my art files, I'm still trying to cope with this...

Luckily, I at least had SOME warning this morning, and all my most important files have been backed up. Including my commission WIPs. So at least I have that covered.

But yeah, it won't even turn on anymore...and I'm not 100% sure when I can get a new computer and be back up and running again. I'm so sorry for any inconvenience this has caused...but there's not much else I can do. Except cry. xD;;