So I'm switching over to a new account on here. I got tired of the name Cryl and since I can't just change the name of my account on here I made a new one with the name Itoma

So if I ever get around to posting stuff It'll be over there. =3

So I've decided I'm going to become a more active member of this site!!! Some fucking how.....

It'll prolly just be me posting new stories, because while I severely lack any and all drawing skill, I can write things.

So for the few people who do watch me... for what ever reason unbeknownst to man... I will be posting stuff. Eventually I'm also going to fix somethings because it was brought to my attention that people could not read my two newest pieces of smut!

So expect those to be reposted and expect more smut along side those to be posted as well... in the coming future... I guess... XD

*Edit*

Both "The Orc Special" and "Orc Dominance" have been updated.. people should be able to read them at their leisure now XD

Its a wonderful place filled with yiffy and happiness :P

if anyone is interested in a little RP with a Raccoon, just look me up on there. My characters name is the same as my FA name. Cryl.

So me and a friend Theodwulf were talking on MSN today.. and about what ever when suddenly i had the bright idea to go look up the nutrients facts of Semen.. thats right.. semen. Turns out its isn't as horrible as I thought it would be.

Semen contains: 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc
per teaspoon.

now the average amount of semen ejaculated is about a tablespoon (depending on how long its been since you got off last)

Which means with each ejaculation the semen contains: 450 mg of protien 33mg of carbs, 18 mg fat, 9 mg cholesterol, 21% US RDA potassium and 9% US RDA copper and zinc.

So Theodwulf makes the comment that if you blow five guys a day you'll get your daily value of potassium. which resulted in my brain thinking of a commercial with this dialog:

"Are you not getting enough potassium in your diet? does your doctor say you have a deficiency? Well come on down today to (so and so's) pimp shack. where we'll whore you out to at least five guys a day and with each blowjob you give you'll get a 1/5 of your daily amount of potassium. Why blowjobs you ask? because not only are you bringing pleasure to some sex depraved perverts life, but with each tablespoon of jizz you ingest you're getting 20% of your daily amount of potassium. Thats right 20% with each tablespoon of cum. So come on down today to our pimp shack and take care of your potassium deficiency today."

which resulted in me really wanting to see a comic of this. XD just because it would be hilarious.. and erotic!! XD

...a Emotional Pornstar who wears big-sunglasses.

Okay so I totally stole this from :Theodwulf:'s journal, and he stole it from :Markwolfgar:.

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."

That was entirely pointless.