I only seem to come around FA when I get a new phone....
That is all...

Maybe that will change in the near future as I doodle more stuff on it for random people I meet.

So I finally picked up my Pinkie Pie plush from Toys r Us, and set her on the seat beside me. Half way home, she somehow shifted from her seat to my lap so I say "Pinkie go back to your seat!"and then I laughed cuz I was talking to a plushie. I got home and set pinkie in my bed and shaved my face (With a STRAIGHT RAZOR like the manly man I am) and I get back to my room, covered in a towel. I started drying myself when I noticed that Pinkie Pie had somehow found her way under my blanket and was staring at me... She was watching me dry myself until I covered her with a blanket! Is pinkie pie trying to break out, or am I just losing my mind?

All my stuff on here is like...ancient.. there's nothing new here. Quick! Somebody tell me something to put up before my thing goes totally stale!

It's been forever since I been on. RL is so busy. LOL I should post some more of my stuff when I decide I don't need a nap.

Just wanted to let everybody know that I was in a little fender bender today, and I can't find my glasses, but I'm still alive LOL

The car is probably totaled though. You don't realize how important brakes are until they fail.

Hey guys, I'm thinking of upgrading my 2007 macbook pro 17 inch to the new macbook pro 17, so here's the issue, what should I do with the old one? I would prefer to make a little bit of money from it to put towards the new one, so if anybody wants it, just let me know =P

Just a meme I stole from  Zanity

1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

Songs:

Opening Credits: Cold Memories - Metal Gear Solid 4 Soundtrack (It would make a kick-butt intro LOL)

Waking Up: I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones (Generally that is the situation =P)

First Day At School: What is Love? - Haddaway (Oh sure, I strut into school like some sort of male model. banging my head to the side, that is so me. LOL)

Falling In love: Something About Us - Daft Punk (Makes sense don't it?!)

Fight Song: Deer Song - System of a Down (I guess it works...)

Breaking Up: Numb - Linkin' Park (I'm such an emo boy LOL)

Prom: Play That Funky Music White Boy - Wild Cherry (Hellz yeah! Prom theme is DISCOOOO!!!!!!)

Mental Breakdown: Chemicals Between Us - Bush (it works I guess LOL)

Driving: Long, Long Way From Home - Foreigner (I'll take it =P)

Flashback: Dota - Bassunter (It does bring back memories....)

Getting Back Together: Beautiful Girls - By one of my friends who enjoys a certain recreational *Cough* Pot*Cough* and we recorded it and it ended up on my iPod somehow... (I can imagine him there singing it LOL)

Wedding: Electric Feel - MGMT (OH HELLZ YES!!!!)

Birth of Child: All Alone - Gorillaz (WTF?)

Final Battle: Don't Hold Back - The Sleeping (GUITAR BATTLE!!!)

Death Scene: Car Wash - Rose Royce (Disco Death Scene FTW LOL)

Funeral Song: Cyanide Sun - His Infernal Majesty (Oh so emo, nobody feels the pain I hold inside....OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!)

End Credits: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley (Oh yes, Rickroll 'em at the end ROFLMAO)

Does anybody else think this would be a sexy cologne?

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

Just what I want for Christmas LOL

So I opened my Popular Science to find out that Transformers 2 is coming this summer, and I am SO STOKED!!!!

So naturally I decide to see if there are any trailers out for it, and I swear, those morons on youtube rickrolled me like 27 times in 5 minutes, and I'm all "SHIT! Come up with something original man!!!"

So here's today's question....
What do you guys think should be the next RickRoll

So yeah, I have 2 ungraded essays to write. They're not being graded on content or quality, just whether or not I turn in essays...
So here's what I'm doing....
I'm totally BS'ing them, it's gonna be a hoot if the teacher makes us read them.
I'll be sure to post them here for your enjoyment, cuz nobody would be foolish enough to plagarise my work, it's just too retarded. =D

I was browsing the LOLCat network thingy, and I came across a picture that reminded me of  Krat 's drawing style LOL

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress......t-warn-you.jpg

Man........ I can't decide what I am again....
I guess I might be a cat again cuz of IRL problems getting me down....

Oh well.... Otter...Cat....whatever...

1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Oh lawdy... I'm scared shitless..

2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?

No, and I can't see any reason for meth to be legalized anyways, but if it were, it should be taxed, with the money going towards drug prevention education.

3) Abortion: for or against it?

I think abortion should be an option..... albeit an expensive option with the proceeds going toward education and health.

4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

A bit of change may do the world some good... even though I have never been, or particularly want to be a female...

5) Do you believe in the death penalty?

Yes, criminals who show violent tendencies should be killed, rather than be allowed to have free room and food and sucking away at the money we could use to educate our children.

6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

It should be, with age rules similar to tobacco and alcohol, and heavily taxed, with proceeds going towards education..

7) Are you for or against premarital sex?

Yes please! JK LOL! (Ok, yeah, I know that's a WAAAAY overused joke) Go right ahead, just remember that condoms will be cheaper than abortion....

8) Do you believe in God?

It's nice to think that there is somebody/something(s) out there that hates you, then you have somebody to blame for your bad day... Example: "There may be a creator, and if there is, it probably hates me..."

9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Let them go right ahead! Let them be miserable with all the other married couples!

10) Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

I figure maybe 10-20% of the population in my area is illegally here. I don't mind as long as they learn english and don't leech off the government for support....and as long as they don't run their cars into my bike..or steal it..... again...

11) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

Twelve isn't a particularly large number, so I say let the parents of the mother raise the newborn as a younger brother/sister to her.

12) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

I think there should be a tiered alcohol system in place... with a legal BAC of 0.02 at 18, 0.04 at 20, and then 0.08 at 22....

13) Should the war in Iraq be called off?

As much as I would love to see that happen, at this point, it's just not gonna happen just like THAT...

14) Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

Well, if there is pain, and if the condition is terminal, I see no reason not to let it happen.

15) Do you believe in spanking your children?

Parents should teach their children through example, and try to solve as many problems as possible through talking, and the assumption that kids will be kids, and as such, can be expected to act like kids.... But if the act is inappropriate enough and talking doesn't seem to get through, a bit of harmless pain may be all it takes to remedy the problem.

16) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

A flag is only a symbol, and besides, it's not like you can't make another one...But then again, money is just a symbol too...

17) Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Elect me as president, I'll set this country so right that the whole world will want to be American.

18) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

I've never cared what people think of me, no matter what I do, and that's what makes me such a badass.

I finally got a new hard drive for my computer! A CLEAN SLATE!!!
My previous hard drive (which will now be serving as an external "Banishment" drive) was only 120GB, and the new one is 320GB, so I basically tripled my useful storage space.
I'm also running OS X Leopard now! (the last time I tried to install Leopard, my computer wouldn't boot, because the previous owner decided to mess around with the permission systems and somehow made it so that NOBODY had admin status... So I had to go to the Apple store to get it fixed... But at least I got a free T-Shirt cuz it was the grand opening XD)
I iz a happy puppy!! =^-^=
*rolls around all happy-like*

For those of you that don't know already, I am a bit of a prankster. My preferred methods involve moving things, or putting things where they don't belong, sometimes hidden, sometimes in plain sight... I usually wait for said thing to be found and watch for a reaction. (nobody has noticed the pink thong hanging from my lamp yet. LOL)
I recently discovered that there is a porn shop within a quarter mile of my house, and I figured that it was prime time to do something I've always wanted to do.... I've always told myself that I would buy an inflatable doll and put it under my 16 year old little brother's bed and see what happens...
So I'm in the shop, and it turns out that the pool-toy-esque item that I wanted was terribly expensive.......
I was so tempted to buy an anal douche instead... The bright red box would be strategically positioned between my little brother's bed and the window...
But there is so much fun and potential tomfoolery in that little shop...Oh my gosh, the ideas are boundless!
Turns out that they are almost always hiring for janitorial positions, so what does FA think? I would imagine that I get some sort of discount, and easy access to an arsenal of potential "tools".... Should I apply for the job?

When it comes down to it, all furries are in the fandom for is the yiff. To view yiffy porn and have yiffy role play on IM's and such. But what is yiff.

The most common answer would be that yiff is the furry terminology for anthropomorphic artwork, or virtual sexual acts between 2 or more net users, i.e cyber sex. Another answer is that yiff is the sound made when foxes mate, and that because there is a large grouping of fox characters in the fandom then it made sense for that sound to mean online furry sex.

But did you know that yiff actually means NEITHER of those. I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.

Back in 1990, when the net was still in its infancy there was no furry fandom as we know it. No cons, no FA or FAP, no furry MUCKS or furry IRC servers, not even a FurNation. Back then, furries had to meet in random locations to chat. Back then there was a user called Foxen who RP'd as a character called "littlefox". It was here that yiff came into meaning.

Ready for this...

Yiff means "hello".

Yes, the word that now means hardcore fetish involved furry sex once meant an energetic or happy hello. Yerf, which generally now means clean furry art, was a sad hello or yes. But at any rate, before 1990, yiff as a word did not exist. But then it came into formation and meant hello.

So I ask this one question; what in the name of Satan happened? How did a cute happy greeting get turned into a sexual reference? My only conclusion is that, being human and generally sexually developed, furries began churning out masses of furry porn and somehow yiff got dragged into this. This is only a guess but from what I've seen and experienced in the fandom probably quite true.

So, I am beginning a crusade. Post this article to your own journal and encourage others to do the same. It'll probably not work since, in the structure of the fandom, I'm less then a nobody, but maybe, just maybe it can cause a ripple or two and maybe then yiff can once again mean a happy hello and not a seedy sexual reference.

So... yiff everyone!

**Word being spread around for  sokitwopaw **

It's story time!

During first semester of Senior year I was in an English class that sucked....made me want to cut myself (And I think I did a couple times...nobody said a thing as I left a trail of blood down the hall....)

But aside from all the sad and depressing emo shit.... there was a boy in that class..He's been in my same class since Mr. Staple's in 4th grade.... He would call the teacher a "DILDO!" and shout profanities on a regular basis... Sometimes we would team up to make "Echoing fart noises" to drive the teacher insane...

He taught me three lessons in life...
if you can team up, your goals will be easier to achieve...
Look for the humor in life, even if it is totally profane, immature and rude in nature...
If there's no humor, don't hesitate to make your own. It's hard for somebody to punish you when they are too busy laughing...

I ran into him today.. He's in the same (Community) college as me. He said he's taking Glass-Blowing classes so he can learn to make his own bong..

Yeah, I noticed my profile is out of date, I'm a college student now, so I need to do some updating..... But I will never forget what my profile was, because I'm copy-pasting it below so I will remember.....

A romantic in every sense of the word. I search for love every moment of my life. The search does not end when I enter the twilight of my dreams, oh no, for it is when I am asleep that my heart begins to truly search for love. From the moment I close my eyes, my soul begins it's journey. It searches for another soul to share it's heart with. And when that soul is found, I will give myself to her, I would do anything for her, I will give my life to protect her. And if I failed to protect her, I would join her in a heart beat. Yet the journey would not be over. My soul would still wander in the twilight of my dreams. But it wouldn't be alone...

I am a high school senior, possibly the only fox at school (I don't know, I might have to do a poll or something XD.) I spend my free time at school drawing, or doing random things with my MacBook. My style of drawing is not yet fully developed, often times something I draw one day will be an entirely different style than something I draw three hours later. I'm usually too lazy to ink my drawings the way they are supposed to be. XD
I have taken classes for digital media production, sewing, screen printing, computer graphics, and traditional animations among the regular academic courses.

I'm usually a very positive and optimistic person. I have a bright future ahead of me (though it is obscured by the clouds of confusion). My personal beliefs are very strong, and I'm not afraid to speak my opinion or the truth (even though I could say total bull-puckey and you would probably believe it). Just as a warning though, my sense of humor can be very sarcastic or cynical, or even childish at times. At least I think I'm funny, and that's all that matters.

Ok, my parents went to dinner with some of the other Boy Scout parents... They leave me and my brother and a couple of boy scouts at home... They also leave me with a twenty, the keys to our Sky Blue PT Cruiser Convertible (Which I lovingly refer to as MY CAR) and instructions to take the group to McDonald's for $1.75 Big Macs and 69¢ 42oz. soft drinks...
So after the Big Macs and soda, I have about 6 bucks left over... So we're "On the way home" and I pass my house, they ask where we're going... I pull into the 7Eleven parking lot, turn around with a huge smile on my face and shout exactly this....

HELLZ YEAH BITCHEZ!!! IT'S SLURPEE TIME!!!

So we're cruisin' down the road in the PT Cruiser Convertible, got my brother and a couple Boy Scouts with me, we all have Slurpees, and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" comes on the radio... and the light in front of the cafe where all the punk/goth kids hang out turns red... So we're sitting there in the Sky Blue PT Cruiser Convertible, with our Slurpees, and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" blasting on the radio, in front of the punk cafe....

The look we got from many of the people present was PRICELESS!

HELLZ YEAH BITCHEZ!!!
Your favorite Curly starts college on MONDAY!!!

I will be taking a few classes to further my dream of becoming a helicopter pilot...even though all these classes are for fixed-wing craft...gotta start somewhere I guess XD

In other news, I changed my species again while FA was offline, but I plan on staying an NGSD for a while...

Oh yeah, and welcome back FA

Is it just me, or are a lot of furrys nocturnal...

or sleep deprived.....

XD

Ok, so I finally made it through High School (GRADUATION! YAAAY!) For those of you that don't already know, MGS4 is the reason I didn't get an XBox 360. and it just so happened that it came out on the day I graduated (June 12th). so guess what I asked for as a graduation gift....cash and MGS4..
Anyways, I got a bunch of cash, a gas card and, of course, the PS3 game that I've been anticipating ever since I finished Snake Eater was waiting for me in the van when graduation was over...
Now I have this problem where I tend to assume a little bit too much. I was expecting to come home to find a PS3 sitting some where in the house.
Yes, you read that correctly, I don't own a PS3 of my own. At least my Grandfather does, so next time I'm at his house, I'll get to play it, as long as I don't have to do too much yard work or something XD
As for how grandpa got a 80GB PS3..... He wanted to play his "Reel Fishing" for PS1 in High Definition. I told him that it doesn't work that way, but I wasn't going to stop him from buying it. Grandparents are the Lulz.

Ok, I'm tired of thinking of myself as a "Fat-Cox." I seriously need to come up with a better name for my species (Cat-fox hybrid, I won't go into details).
Any ideas?

Yeah, so Miss Dasteel had us do a video, sort of an autiobiography for our World Lit. final. She said it had to meet the youtube standard of quality (and we all know what sort of [stuff] tends to end up on youtube).......So I decided to post mine on youtube XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77O7q8OVDiE

Please note that this project has not been graded yet, and I don't graduate 'till June 14....I think XD

Word of warning..... I had about 40 seconds to fill... So I decided to just dance.. At least you get to see my prototype tail, A.K.A. The "Draft Dodger." (A draft dodger is a stuffed tube of fabric that you place at the bottom of a door to keep drafts from forming. Learned that in sewing class XD)

Curly's grandfather had decided that he needed some help in the yard over the weekend, but mom was too busy to drive him over. Mother said "Call me when you get there," as she tossed Curly the keys to the van. He left the house with a certain bounce in his step. The sun was shining, the radio began playing Evil Woman by ELO, and his lips began to curl into a smile. "It's nice to finally have my driver's license," he thought as he sang along with the radio.

I passed my driving exam today! =^-^=