All right, so,  hellerskull and I were derping around in IMs yesterday, and the conversation inspired an idea for an awesome picture just because it's so hilarious and out of character.

More or less, if you have the guts, draw Heller skipping through a field of daisies, singing to the local cute and fuzzy critters, while wearing a pink and purple sun dress and having long blonde hair.

Make it as disgustingly vomit-inducing cute as you possibly can.

THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN.

Yep, as some of you know, I RP. However, I don't play furry characters, primarily because the community that I wander about in to seek out RP, the furry players there generally suck at writing and have usually stolen their character from an established artist. And all they wanna do is yiff. I'm more interested in a real story.

So! With that being said, I'm basing this meme on a VtM inspired character that I had to retire, named Dmitrii.


[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[X] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[X] Their eyes are an unusual color (His eyes are sunken into their sockets, color has drained from them and the irises are black and dull)
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[X] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[X] They are very attractive to the opposite gender. (Sort of? Girls uses to drool over his picture, then went "eww, he's gross" when I actually played him, so I'm not sure)
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[X] They ran away from home
[X] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[X] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy (Sort of)
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[ ] They are currently in a relationship (He's married, thanks. :I)
[X] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[X] They have a mental disorder
[X] They have an emotional disorder
[X] They struggle to stay sane
[X] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[X] They are very intelligent(He's fairly wise, at least, and a good teacher)
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[X] They have a rare/unusual name (Dmitrii is unusual, I think)
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[X] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[X] They cry blood(only because that's the only bodily fluid VtM vampires can produce, but Dmitrii doesn't cry. He's too much of a hard-ass. :x)
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[X] They are very mysterious/dark
[X] They are very lively/happy(In a maniacal "I'm gonna carve your body up and call it art" kind of way)
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of --
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[X] The have a curse upon them(VtM vampirism can be looked at as a curse or a gift.. he looks at as a gift though)
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia

Overall points: 19

Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[X] They are addicted to drugs(Power and sadism is a drug, right?)
[X] They have a short temper
[X] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless

Points: 3

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< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu - Well, he was meant to be. I adapted him into online RP from being an NPC in a tabletop game, in which he was meant to teach the PCs and make them rather uncomfortable at the same time. At least he isn't a hero. :/
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu

I was thinking of creating a bat of some variety.

Or a carnivorous rabbit.

I don't really have any other details than that.

Thoughts?

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon or night.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of them.

4. Do you masturbate?
Anyone that says no is a damn liar.

5. How often? Lately?
Every few days. Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, both. Important note: do this BEFORE getting all soaped up..

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I'm a single, sexually active male that isn't blind. What do you think?

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood. Aggression can be sexy but sometimes my partner being submissive can be a lot of fun too.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
As friends.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Tough choice, but probably love. But I have trust issues lately.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Dom/sub play, when she wears something sexy - particularly stockings or thigh high boots, and costumes can be fun.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Probably the hotel suite on my honeymoon with my now ex-wife.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
That's a toss-up, really. In a house that was under construction, or in the bed of my truck which was parked in a cove that didn't have any houses or street lights yet, just off the main neighborhood road at night.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
If I have been, no one has said anything.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, I fail to see the point in going.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.. bar scene isn't for me.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, but a cougar tried once.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.

24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but that sounds like fun.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not in a public one.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, but I'd go with a girl.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
I used to.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Had one of those vibrating dick rings.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, it's hard enough for people to get regular pictures of me.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but that would hilarious if done on purpose.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I attempted once, but it was just awkward.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, but it gets boring easily.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not really. Give all the oral you want, that doesn't make you any less of a virgin.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Woman on top.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Giving or recieving oral.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I dunno if I would want to.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
You.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

I bring you another artist to feature!

Today's artist is:  dinosaurdammit

This person is particularly cool and a friend of mine, with her own unique style. She's also fun to talk to, and inexpensive to commission!

Here are some examples of her work:

Nature scenes:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5381936/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5367677/

Icons/bust:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5266560/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5288465/

Full Body:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5286542/

Bust:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5248425/

Clean semi shaded quick sketch:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5092328/


And finally, here are her commission prices!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2159314/

So, yeah. Buy some stuff and help her out.

For those of you that want to whore yourselves for free art like I do, here's a good lead:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2155154/

I'll be here to whore you some art!

Really though,  kizmitten is talented and generally awesome.

You should commission her, because.. well, see for yourself:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5374474/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5221791/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5257979/

She's also inexpensive as well!

Here are her commission prices: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5213650/

DO IT NOW OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE BEER PREACHER!

...In the form of a contest.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2140000/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2140722/

Yup.. another one of these.

http://www.livestream.com/Axiroth?t=3675

Art whoring - GO GO GO

So, this person is doing an Iron Artist thing.. go buy their shit. DO IT NOW.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2122975/

After a lot of long thinking and a little bit of poking around, I believe that I may actually have depression and social phobia.

Before you jump my shit about just wanting attention or what-not, I'm not saying definitively that I suffer from either of those, since self-diagnosis is a complete load.

Instead, I've decided to at least attempt to do something about it. There is a local clinic that does research trials on both of these, for free, and they will even be paying me for it. There is just the small catch that I have to experimental drugs.

So, yay for that?

For those of you that are wondering how I came to this conclusion, I'll lay it out as best I can here.

I usually or sometimes feel:

worthless
sad for no reason
as if people are constantly judging me, regardless of what I do
as if there is no point in making an effort to do much of anything
nervous or anxious when I have to leave the house for even simple, routine reasons
as if some of my friends keep contact with me just for the sake of courtesy, because they're too nice to tell me to fuck off
like a burden and disappointment to my family(even though they haven't said anything negative)
as if some of my friends ask me to hang out because there is literally no one else for them to call
like I don't deserve to have some of the positive things I do
like my life is headed nowhere
as if I have to put up a front for the sake of those around me, for fear of being called out as nothing more than a whining, insecure, little bitch
like people do favors for me just for the sake of getting me to shut the fuck up, even though I try not to be annoying about it
that I am unattractive both physically and socially
like I am subpar compared to the average person in general society


Sometimes I sleep 10-12 hours at a time, and others only 4-5, for no particular reason.
I hate being around people that I'm even mildly unfamiliar with.
I've lost interest in several things I used to enjoy - most video games, playing with my dogs, working on cars, gaining higher education, online text-based role-playing, tabletop role-playing, going for walks at night, and probably a few others that aren't coming to mind at the moment.
I can't seem to find something to do that doesn't start quickly feeling like a chore.
I find myself getting short with people over very petty disagreements.
Sometimes I get into moods where I just want to bitch about everything, and there is no justification behind it.
I feel there is no one I can go to that I can speak openly with any more about things like this.
I have pulled away from several of my RL friends, only contacting them when they show signs of being troubled or there is a special event coming up.
I would much rather interact with nearly any given person through a computer or text message than face-to-face or even over the phone.
I've stopped giving a damn about the bills I owe.
Even when people I am familiar with are around, I find myself drinking more and more to "take the edge off," however I very, very rarely drink alone.
I have trouble dealing with parties of people that aren't close friends without drinking.
More and more when I do socially interact, the first response to a given situation is usually something that will push people further away from me, so I have to try harder and harder to be personable.
I used to enjoy physical affection, but now I can't stand the thought of anyone touching me, even just to offer a half-assed hug.
I generally can't talk to people that I don't already know, especially women, without constantly wondering if any little bit of trust I offer will be betrayed in the worst way possible.
I have stopped giving any semblance of care about what I eat or how often I do so.

There is probably more I could list here, but I think this is more than enough for those of you who read this far to get the idea.

Maybe it's just me being a whiny little furfag, or maybe there is something wrong. I'm not entirely sure, I can only suspect until I'm told otherwise by a licensed professional that has taken the time to diagnose me.

Just figured I would share that with you guys, in case anyone has or starts noticing erratic activity from me in the future.

This person is doing commissions, and her stuff is pretty good - plus, she's not that expensive.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/inky-neko/

Just in case you guys want to see some of her better examples, here are a few:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5165469/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2787950/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5296255/

At least, these are the top 3 from her gallery in my opinion. I especially like the dragon thing(2nd link). :3

So, I was chillin' out and writing a bit when this came on my Pandora that I had playing in the background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdm7Sl-8AIk

I must say that it may be the most epic cover of any song ever.

And if you don't like it, then you can fuck right off!

That's right, my studying of how to properly raeg at people has begun to pay off. Tonight, I have recieved my first piece of hatemail on the forums. I will be posting it on GFAF for those of you that wish to read it: http://gentlemensfaf.freeforums.org.....email-t82.html

That link should take you right to it!

Feel free to comment here or there, I just felt the need to share this with you guys.

http://tinychat.com/gentlemanlyshenanigans

GET IN HERE. NOW. And spread the link about.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2101440/

Raffle happening by this person, win free arts.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2096948/

Yup.. another one of these. :3

Fuck you Valentine's day. Fuck you. I hate you and you need to go away and die in a slow painful method that involves golf clubs, sulfuric acid, razor blades, needles, an angry midget, and fire.

Every year Valentine's day comes around, and every year it pisses me off more and more, whether I'm with someone or not.

The holiday in and of itself is complete bullshit. It's either the pressure of doing something extra-special and spending an assload of money so that hopefully she'll be satisfied or the couples around me rubbing in my face how disgustingly in love they are and acting like I'm just bitter because I'm alone.

Fuck you, you pretentious piece of shit, that's not why I'm bitter. I'm bitter because couples that are in a relationship, even clearly unhealthy ones, sit there and look at me like something is wrong with me because I don't have a date for V-day. I'm bitter because even when I do have a date for V-day, I'm practically forced to buy into this corporate holiday that has absolutely NO FUCKING TRADITIONAL MEANING besides letting some companies cash in on it.

Birthdays, anniversaries, and Christmas. Those are occasions when the pressure to do something special for the significant other is valid. Not fucking Valentine's day. There is no actual meaning behind the holiday other than women using it to pressure their significant others into purchasing jewelry, flowers, expensive meals, and other things that should be a surprise treat rather than an expected tradition that has no semblance of value.

The whole holiday is just a sham full of nonsensical crap that capitalism shoves down our throats so that they can make another dollar with a manufactured holiday. I swear that people buy into this so much that if some religious context could be placed behind it, V-day would be more commercialized than Christmas is to the retarded masses.

TL;DR: Fuck you, read the post.

So, I was just doing some math homework when I felt the sudden urge to write something. After a bit of thinking about what it was I wanted to write, I settled on this.. Comment or don't, but chances are it will be deleted eventually.

Productivity. Success. Purpose. Motivation. These are a couple of the things I've been thinking about lately. I have no idea if it's the current situation I'm in, or my own mind being overly analytical with a logical fallacy that I fail to see, but sometimes I can't quite grasp the point. Logic and society says that it is a good thing to be productive, that productivity offers a measure of success, and that is the purpose of any given one of us, and that the whole thing is circular in the motivation to go do it. However, what happens when you lack the motivation that appears should be innate to you as a member of society? Does that mean something is wrong? What does it mean when the process to become productive and therefore successful appears to be a long, winding road tangled with several others, any of which could be a wrong turn? Making mistakes is human, but are you an irrevocable failure in society when a chain of events has sent you backward on the road to before square one? Where do you find the motivation to start the entire process all over again when you're staring down a road that could very well be the same string of failures that you've already gone through, especially when there doesn't seem to be an alternate route in sight?

This has been plaguing me quite a bit lately. Some years ago, I graduated from high school and thought I knew what I wanted to do for the rest of my life - work on cars. So, I enrolled in a technical school that taught nothing but gasoline and diesel engines, and graduated easily with several promising job opportunities. I took my pick and ran with it. At the same time, I was falling in love with what I thought was the most beautiful, most perfect girl I had ever seen. I had a good job, I had a good woman, and once we were married, we moved out and started making our own way in the world. Our own house, two cars, a couple of dogs, and good friends. After a while though, things became monotonous. I got bored with my job, and started getting sloppy. I knew that I had to maintain it as best I could, but eventually it just wasn't enough. Things eventually came to a breaking point, so I left before I could have inevitably been fired. I attempted to find a new job, but the economy took a downturn and I couldn't find anything anywhere. I simply wasn't qualified enough to do anything but turn a wrench, which I had gotten to absolutely loathe even the thought of. So, with no job, I decided to go back to school so that I could become qualified for something else that I might enjoy. To attempt to find myself, so to speak. Since then, I've lost the house, both cars, my wife, and a few friends. I won't go into detail on that, suffice to say that now I'm living with my parents now, currently still in school, and still unemployed for far too long. To add to it, there is now a mountain of debt behind me. It feels like I took five steps forward and eight steps back. I'm four years shy of thirty now and having nothing to show for my life thus far aside from a string of failures that I feel like I'm doomed to repeat because I see no other course of action to take. I put on the happy face for those around me, I act like everything is all good so no one will worry, I even hide how much I'm struggling in school because I don't want to worry or disappoint my parents. I feel like I'm driving a car around a circular track littered with obstacles and nowhere to go but around and around until the car is so abused that it comes to a halt and there's no exit. Where is the light at the end of the tunnel? Because I can't find it. Where is my motivation to move forward? Because I seem to have lost it. Where do I go from here? Because I sure as fuck don't see another path.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2077609/

This thing is moar artist pimpage - a contest thing.

http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/90608-Free-Art-Raffle-Contest!

Here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2053108/