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http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3464429/

Visit my friend  lowlysquid's journal up there. She and  ryonekochan are a powerhouse team and right now they're offering DISCOUNTED STUFF.

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Birthday in a little over a couple weeks.

Just throwin' that out there.

Kind of a self-indulgent journal but I guess most of them are.

I haven't drawn Blossom since the Fetish Parade and my gallery is exhibiting a sore lack of fat bees.

Suggestions for Blossom pics?

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

The  mallocat account has been cleared out, and its work therein has been transferred to my scraps.

 cylindricalperv is now my one account, not just a kink account.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some people to watch that were on one account but not the other! <3

~CP

Seriously, have you guys tried this stuff on toast? It's amazing. It's like...Nutella without the nuts. Which means I can eat it.

ANYWAY

So, as much as I love the name and icon in my  mallocat account, I don't really use it very often, and have been using this account as sort of a catch-all--you've no doubt noticed examples of GASP, non-fetish, non-fat, and even non-furry work slipping in here as of late. So I think it's wise of me to just reduce down to one account. Help me decide what to do, please!

A) Delete Mallocat account, move all contents to CylindricalPervs' scraps, deal with having a name that no longer makes sense since it's based in the former account's name.
B) Move all CylindricalPerv content to Mallocat, delete CylindricalPerv account, deal with being a bat on an account with "Cat" in the name, confusing everyone.
C) Make a new account entirely that encompasses all of it, delete both current accounts, confuse people.

AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOUR VOTE

Yanked from  zinnthos

I dunno, I wanted an excuse to put something new in my journal slot.

What color are your underwear/panties?
Presently, black.

Do they have a design?
They've got lil' skulls on them.

what color are your socks?
I'm not wearing socks. But all but one pair of my socks are just plain, everyday, boring white socks, so...yeah.

Is there a design on them?
The single pair that isn't just generic white socks (that I almost never wear) has horizontal black and grey stripes.

Are you a virgin?
Technically.

Happy that way?
Yeah. I'm not going nuts clamoring to lose that status...it'll happen when it happens.

What is your favorite sex position?
Well, I can't really speak from experience, but aesthetically/conceptually, cowgirl.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I'm hetero.

Do you look at hentai?
Only for lulz, not for its intended purpose. Even then, rarely.

Real porn?
Very rarely. It doesn't really do much for me--I need actual interaction, not just visuals.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
I used to read them up and down, then it finally caught up with my brain that the vast, vast majority of them are pretty horribly written, and once that finally cemented itself in my brain, I just couldn't enjoy them. So, not anymore.

Who was your first kiss with?
The girl who would become my first girlfriend. It was preciously awkward.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Well, if you ignore the eight-foot pulsating--yes, yes they were a ladytype.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I was abruptly kissed by a guy once, because he wanted to be a dick and make me uncomfortable. It worked. He was kind of a terrible person, too. Hilariously, he has some pretty big homophobia and closet-denial issues.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
At various points in time, but it usually comes down to me either respecting them too much, realizing I'm thinking with my cock and I don't actually feel romantically towards them, or both.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Run out and try to process what I'd just seen. Then probably have a very long, bitter conversation.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Noap.

If so, where?
N/A

Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet. Eventually.

If so, where?
Eventually, one on the left side of my upper back, and one on my right upper arm.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No, thank goodness. I want to be a dad, but not till I'm at least sort of prepared.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Not intentionally.

If so, which ones?
Walked into a huge, dense cloud of pot smoke (a dumbass housemate had been hotboxing). Enough of one to get me accidentally high for a bit. That was more annoying than anything else.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No. Considering I've been cheated on at least once, possibly twice but I'll never be sure, I don't think I could do the same to someone else. I still don't understand the mindset someone has to be in to do that.

Ever been cheated on?
Yes. Once through the duration of the relationship (and didn't find out till she told me, during the breakup). Possibly once towards the end of another relationship, but, again, I'll never know for sure and it's gotten to be long ago enough that I no longer really care to know. I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she didn't.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Yeah. And at least once have kind of deserved it.

Do you own any sex toys?
Does a riding crop count? Though I'm looking to get rid of it. No point in owning one when you're single.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
I'll admit I thought one of my cousins was cute for a while, but it never delved into anything like that.

Have you ever masturbated?
Have I ever.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
A couple times. Once for a very awkward psuedo-relationship that I'm glad is long over, and once in a relationship that was frankly moving way too damn fast for its own good.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nah. Although I did have pictures given to me a couple times.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
My uterus goes woefully unprotected.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
What do you think, smart guy?

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Not typically. There have been I think three instances in my entire life. Once under severe frustration, and they were chill. Once in anger, and I was called out on it before I was called out on the anger itself. Once because I was panicking, and there was an awkward silence but it wasn't ever brought up.

Do they care?
They'd prefer I didn't, but we seem to have an understanding that it slips out when one is worried/angry/intoxicated enough. I've certainly caught them a few times.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No. These questions are actually pretty tame.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No, I have a gun held to my head. It is shaped like an orca cock.

 zoemoss did this and she is a cool, cool kid. Consider this my application to the cool kid club. Learn more about the man behind the bat than you ever wanted to!

Dear Furaffinity,
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
For the purposes of the internet, my name's Holden.

2. How tall are you?
6-foot-nada.

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
I'm...kind of a calico person. Dark blonde hair on my head. Brown and red facial hair. Brown and black body hair.

3. What about eye color?
Greyish-blue. It sounds like an overly-fancy description, but if you saw, you'd agree.

4. What orientation are you?
SBF-- Straight But FaBuLoUs~

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
I hate to sound cliche, but it's complicated. I'm single, but there is some acknowledged tensions with a friend and yadda yadda yadda.

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Read many books, timewaste with vidya games, have conversations with friendses, go on hikes, drop sick rhymes, bake cookies.

7. What's your job?
Retail grunt.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I think my face is alright. I also kind of have a nice chest.

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My midsection...I've never wanted sculpted abs or anything, but it could be a little firmer. Kind of hypocritical, I know, given my main kink. (Incidentally, that's why The Bat's always drawn with a bit of a pot--it's an exaggeration of my own little tum.)

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I'd, uh, have to ask them.

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Though it perhaps seems out of line with all the bee porn, I do consider myself a Protestant Christian. No hatin'.

12. Do you drink?
Not too frequently, but I do like a nice one now and again. Particularly Gin & Tonic.

13. Do you smoke?
Nope. Asthma. And too pricey.

14. What are your fears?
Deep water/drowning, porcelain dolls, the dark (only in unfamiliar locations), unfamiliar dogs, experiencing a grand reveal that none of my friends ever actually liked me.

15. What are your dreams/goals?
To get at least one graphic novel completed and published, to get a collection of short stories completed and published, to have contributed to either the aesthetic or the writing of at least one video game or movie, to move out of my current living place, to someday be married, and, in a bit of fanboyism, to meet Ross Campbell.

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yep. I don't count crushes, but I'm up to three exes.

17. Who's your best bud?
From FA? Three-way tie between  ryonekochan,  lowlysquid, and  furyman87. Outside of FA, none of your business, internet~

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
If I want something sweet: maltballs or dark chocolate. If I want something salty: croutons, chex mix, or barbeque chips (specially popchips or Kettle, yum). If I want something savory: jerky. (Especially teriyaki or buffalo.)

19. Favorite drink?
Three way tie between a good balanced mocha, a good cup of chai, or a nice mug of high-quality, unadulterated green tea or earl grey. I also drink a lot of milk.

20. Favorite color?
Yellow is the dominant fave. I also like grey. Wah wah wah grey isn't a colour whatever.

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Teleportation, wall-crawling, or telekinesis.

22. Favorite movie?
I love a lot of movies, but the top spot usually ties between Amelie and Fight Club.

23. Least favorite food?
I cannot stand carrots, any way that they're prepared. I never have liked them. I don't even like carrot cake. I also have some food allergies, to boot.

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
If I'm on death row, everything I'm allergic to, as a "HA HA SUCKAS." If I'm about to die for any other reason, it is a delicious flatbread pizza, crisp and delicate, olive oil base, roasted peppers, sweet onions, and chunks of freshly-made sausage with a fair bit of fennel, served with an expertly-made cappuccino and some ginger-dark chocolate gelato for dessert.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
A boxy old corolla. I love it! I've never really wanted a fancy car, I have kind of a weird affinity for ones that are kind of scuffed and beat-up (without being absolute junkers).

26. Most disliked bug?
Crane flies. Flying insects in general (I'm not really that afraid of crawling insects unless they're unexpectedly on me, because their movement patterns are predictable), but crane flies in particular. I think it's how spindly they are, similar to how some people are afraid of spiders.

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Like, my biggest one, or one that I hate others having? I'ma go with the former, it makes more sense. ...And now, of course, I can't think of one that isn't like "yeah, but who LIKES that?"

28. Dislike in life?
Like...just something that I dislike in life? Anything? I dunno how to answer.

29. Most annoying?
Most annoying what?

30. Most disliked TV show?
I don't really watch much TV, but I'd have to say Tim & Eric, with a runner-up going to anything Seth McFarlane craps out. (Family Guy and American Dad, both, I'll admit, have very occasional moments, from what I've seen...but nothing substantial enough to make up for the mountain of unfunny.) Butch Hartman's stuff also annoys me, if only for just how MANY shows he's been given that could have been handled just as well by up-and-coming cartoonists looking for exposure.

THEY'RE UNDER MY EYELIDS AAAAAAA

Man...first  deloco49 makes me some Blossom fanart out of the blue (to be posted later this week), then  furyman87 does! What is this? Random Bee Fanart Week?

...I'd be okay with that being a thing.

BUT SERIOUSLY THANK YOU BOTH you make me smile till my face hurts. You should be watching both these guys, people.

That is all

Refresh for viewings. I love pixel-Blossom and she'll kinda be my default between other avatars, but it was time for a change.

Big thanks to  mana_the_vixen for her fat lil' dolls icon tutorial/template thing!

Hey, I know it's been pretty quiet here. Fixing that soon. Anyway, as the title says, I'm closing up shop on the commissions thing for a while. I'm wrapping up the two that were purchased (one'll be posted right after this entry is) and then it's back to making fat-pervert fur art just for the hell of it. :3

I'll probably start offering 'em again at some point in the future, but for now I just can't. My current living situation doesn't allow me to get them done in a manner timely enough for my sense of professionalism, and there was a general lack of interest (which I mainly attribute to overpricing myself, my bad entirely). So, yeah. Future.

Expect to see the Fetish Parade series resuming sometime this month, and hopefully wrapping, cuz holy crap, I've been at that thing for months.

~CP

I've decided to open up commissions as a little experiment.

We’ll open up four slots for starters. Please note that this is NOT necessarily first-come-first-serve, though naturally I’ll put up another journal and take down this entry when the slots have been filled and confirmed and will do so within a reasonable amount of time.

Please send me your commission request/thoughts/details via a NOTE—any ones posted here in the comments will be ignored. A good example picture of your character or a very detailed written physical description of them will be necessary. A bit about their personality, demeanor, life and/or hobbies would also be nice—it’ll help ensure your character is in-character.

Payment-wise, my system is half up front, half upon completion. How to pay will be detailed to the commissioners when the slots are filled. :3

Here’s this round’s options~ (If I do this again, I might shuffle some around and play with different offerings—variety’s good for everyone!)

Comic-Style Portrait (mid-torso upwards) (Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6778457)
Just Linework: $15
Single-Color Flat (one shade of one color applied in specific “highlight” areas for effect. For example, if you have a character with a red mop of hair who wears a lot of red accents, you could ask for a shade of red to be applied in the appropriate areas, the rest of the image remaining black and white): Add $1 to Linework price
Full-Color Flats: Add $5 to Linework price
Flats and Shading: Add $10 to Linework price

“Dripping” Marker Bust (anywhere from shoulders-upward to waist-upward)(Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6646861/): $25
Additional Character for Marker Bust (Limit 1): Add $5

Basic, Cartoony Full-Body (Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5721367)
Just Linework: $5
With Flats and a simple background(colors and shapes or a very simple scene with a couple props): Add $5 to Linework Price
Full Scene (a greater sense of setting, multiple props): Add $10 to Linework price
Additional Characters (Limit 2): Add $5 each

As for content…I’m not taking porn commissions. Sorry, guys. If there’s call for it I can certainly do something cheesecakey/gently teasing, and (tasteful) nudity will be considered on a case-by-case basis, but no sexually explicit commission requests please. Non-explicit fetish work is fine, though there are some I won’t touch: Absolutely no babyfurs/infantilism/cublike characters, nothing involving bodily waste, no vore (hard or soft), and no hyper fat/hyper muscle please (characters that are believable levels of fat or muscular are perfectly fine—I’m talking about characters that are little more than mounds of the body tissue in question). Anything else is at least discuss-able. :3

UPDATE!  deloco49 was a cool dude and bought up two slots! We got two left! Going, going~

Hey, remember when I made pretty pictures that you all liked?

That's still a thing that's happening. I've just been rather busy lately. But new stuff soon.

Just posting this so you...know I'm not dead, I guess? Yeah, we'll go with that.

#wasteofhtml

Girlfriendless again.

Fuck.

Oh well.

Did you know I hung out with  ryonekochan on Monday? Because I did. And he's a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. You should all be's friends with him.

No, but seriously, we had a kickin' time. We traipsed around to all the Seattle landmarks that we've seen a hojillion times before but are apparently always willing to see again, he took me to a bar he knows that was actually one of the best bars I've been to and I'm totally going there again sometime, then we tried to get fudge. Except fudge was closed, so instead it was fancy coffee beverages (gotta have stimulants to balance out your depressants!) and even more banter. We apparently banter like mofos, so that's cool. Oh, and we exchanged "terrible roommate/terrible ex" stories, so that's fun too. AND I DREW HIM A BEE. He gets free bees, you guys. (Heh. Freebies. Unintentional pun.)

All in all, WOULD HIRE AGAIN.

Oh, and there were inside jokes formed. Which is always a good thing, especially on first meetings. You'll probably hear more of our adventures at some point. For now, I go AWAAAAAAAY to make more bees why is it always bees ogawd

Birthday came and went and was delightful. :) Big thanks regarding the giftarts I recieved and have yet to!  agouti-rex drew me a BEEEEE http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5871490 and I know  c120 has something belated in the works for me. You guys're the best and make my heart all gooshy.

That fetish parade o' bees is still being worked on, it's just on the back burner for a bit while I contend with finals. Have a question about that though, especially since some of you who watch me had a say in the material in it--would you like me to just release all fifteen at once, in one big image, or (since I've already got six of 'em fully done) would you prefer I put them up in three groups of five? Or would you like a continually-edited image where I keep reposting with more, till all fifteen are there?
...I don't want to post them individually out of a silly fear that then people will look at my page and go "Aww man, ALL he draws is fat bees."
...even though most of my front page is ALREADY fat bees lololololol
INPUT DESIRED PLZKTHX

Also, if you've read THIS far (sorry, I write a lot), there's apparently a journal trend thing going around that I think I'll yank from  behemuffin, who is a jolly good fellow. It involves a single question, which is this:

What don't you like about my stuff? Really, it can be anything. Maybe you think I draw too many bees. Maybe you don't like the way I draw antennae. Maybe you want to really lay out how terrible you think my sense of anatomy is, or chastise me for my lack of backgrounds or gender representation. Anything! Voice your complaints.
And then, after you've done that, voice anything you especially LIKE about what I do. Including, preferably, why you watched me. Brutal honesty is preferred for all of this. I won't be hurt if it's something like "just to have something to fap to" or "because I keep hoping you'll notice me and give me free art."

Ta, everyone!

~CP/MC

So...

My birthday's on the third.

Just puttin' that out there.

Doing another round of Blossom images. Yep. Moar.

I've had it suggested by someone close to me that I make this next one themed mostly if not entirely around various fetish outfits. I know what I like, but...what I like isn't nearly enough to make a whole 'nother series out of.
So I want your input. What do YOU want to see?

(EDIT: Thanks tons for all the suggestions recieved, look forward to the new batch!)

CONFIRMED

1.) French Maid uniform
2.) Nurse uniform
3.) Schoolteacher/Librarian
4.) S&M again (this time more dom-flavoured than the recent more sub-leaning one)
5.) Cyborg (as a special treat for c120)
6.) Workout gear (as a special treat for Agouti-Rex)
7.) Vinyl/Latex/PVC
8.) "Bad Girl"
9.) Classic Lingerie
10.) Fursuit
11.) Disabled and/or Amputee
12.) Tentacles
13.) Breast Expansion
14.) Cocktail Bunny
15.) Geek

No idea if anyone will respond to this, but whatevs, I'll give it a shot.
Yoinked from  rykken

The rule follows thusly--

- Ask me a question. Any question. I MUST answer it, and answer it truthfully.

Simple.


Go.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:17153778

HELP THIS GIRL PRACTICE.

IT WILL BE AWESOME, I PROMISE.

I sure hope team wins points.

FOR MAKE GREAT AMERICAN PASTIME GAME

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Wanna (maybe) be in a comic?

 avinz is doing a contest thing.

CHECK IT OUT GO GO GO: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1960829/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4942502

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