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General | Posted 15 years agoNo regret doth fill the broken soul,
Of a torn man without it all,
A deep pain, an emblazened sorrow,
Yet no regret will haunt tomorrow.
Life changed, so did i it appeared,
People turned, just as i had feared,
Pain followed, just as i'd thought,
Inevitable after the times i'd fought.
Intention were good, outcomes were poor,
Troubled minds distorted by more,
A friend or a foe, i will never know,
I fear this may be the time to go.
No time for me, i played my chance,
It seemed to look good at first glance,
But the tides do turn, the winds do change,
The world doth shift and the problems range.
So as this part ends, another begins,
Like the cleansings of your problems and sins,
One chapter ends, another succeeds,
On the book of life that everyone reads.
This may not be farewell forever maybe,
But most won't probably hear from me,
The pain is too great, the sorrow hard to swallow,
Off to my world where you shall not follow
For despite my efforts to be there for you all,
It wasn't enough, i was a fool,
I couldn't see the problems i made no matter what i did,
So i'll just go and let you peacefully live.
No Subject
General | Posted 15 years agoNo regret doth fill the broken soul,
Of a torn man without it all,
A deep pain, an emblazened sorrow,
Yet no regret will haunt tomorrow.
Life changed, so did i it appeared,
People turned, just as i had feared,
Pain followed, just as i'd thought,
Inevitable after the times i'd fought.
Intention were good, outcomes were poor,
Troubled minds distorted by more,
A friend or a foe, i will never know,
I fear this may be the time to go.
No time for me, i played my chance,
It seemed to look good at first glance,
But the tides do turn, the winds do change,
The world doth shift and the problems range.
So as this part ends, another begins,
Like the cleansings of your problems and sins,
One chapter ends, another succeeds,
On the book of life that everyone reads.
This may not be farewell forever maybe,
But most won't probably hear from me,
The pain is too great, the sorrow hard to swallow,
Off to my world where you shall not follow
For despite my efforts to be there for you all,
It wasn't enough, i was a fool,
I couldn't see the problems i made no matter what i did,
So i'll just go and let you peacefully live.
Well the results are in
General | Posted 15 years agoWell....
I'm gonna be a father
I'm gonna be a father
My future on a thread
General | Posted 15 years agoWell, i decided i'd let some people know that today my mate was cleaning the bin in our room out and as she did so she found a used condom. But it had a split. We are unsure if it split before or after we were finished with it. ....we hope its after.
Tomorrow we will have to buy a pregnancy test. I'll let you guys know tomorrow how it went
Tomorrow we will have to buy a pregnancy test. I'll let you guys know tomorrow how it went
Well stories will be delayed even further
General | Posted 15 years agoI know i havent submitted a story in ages but i was working on some. Now my laptop has had a massive failure of the hard drive. I had to go back to factory settings and lose everything. All my stories. All my work. Absolutely everything was wiped from it so now i have nothing an have to try to recover my thousands of files etc by hand
needless to say. Stories will be at the bottom of this list
needless to say. Stories will be at the bottom of this list
virginity meme
General | Posted 15 years agoInstructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (X)
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X) Not for sale
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. ()
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ()
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
51. Watched a person die. (X)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. ()
58. Dressed goth. ()
59. Dressed preppy. ()
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. ()
68. Bungee jumped. ()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. (X)
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X)
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 38%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X) Many a time
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. (X) :P
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 30%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ()
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ()
I am 24% Virgin....apparently
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ()
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ()
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (X)
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X) Not for sale
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. ()
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ()
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
51. Watched a person die. (X)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. ()
58. Dressed goth. ()
59. Dressed preppy. ()
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. ()
68. Bungee jumped. ()
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ()
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ()
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. (X)
76. Been pregnant. ()
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X)
79. Started your house on fire. ()
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 38%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ()
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X) Many a time
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ()
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. (X) :P
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 30%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ()
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ()
95. Raped somebody. ()
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ()
I am 24% Virgin....apparently
Yes No Meme
General | Posted 15 years ago Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- No
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- Not my car
Been fired from a job? --- Yes twice
Fired somebody? --- Yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes (and won :3)
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Hmmmm, no comment
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Quite a few
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes (threw up)
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Yes once
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No (dont play baseball)
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No (unless telling the boss where to shove it counts :s)
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- Once when i was in school
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? ---Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- A few people
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Once
Had surgery? --- Dental Surgery if it counts
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes, always
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes (What context? the fluffy ones or the real ones XD)
Believe in love? --- Yes and am at the moment ^^
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Always by the window ^^
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- Not my car
Been fired from a job? --- Yes twice
Fired somebody? --- Yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes (and won :3)
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Hmmmm, no comment
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Quite a few
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes (threw up)
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Yes once
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No (dont play baseball)
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- No (unless telling the boss where to shove it counts :s)
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- Once when i was in school
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? ---Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- A few people
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Once
Had surgery? --- Dental Surgery if it counts
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes, always
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes (What context? the fluffy ones or the real ones XD)
Believe in love? --- Yes and am at the moment ^^
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Always by the window ^^
Request stories from Diamond_D
General | Posted 15 years agoCheck out 
Diamond_D He's looking for some requesters with good ideas for stories.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1582267/
Diamond_D He's looking for some requesters with good ideas for stories.http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1582267/
Go see this for free art and commisions ^^
General | Posted 15 years agoHave a go at winning the lottery here or help them out by commisioning them. Maybe even both ^.=.^
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1568115/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1568115/
MARRIAGE ^.=.^
General | Posted 15 years agoYep, this draggy finally got leashed up for good and i couldn't be happier for how it came out. It was a beautiful wedding and we are currently 3 days into our 3 week honeymoon in portugal. I cant see how people could possibly get divorced if marriage is like this.
For my friends on messengers i'll get on some nights and we'll talk. Dont worry im not leaving ^^
For my friends on messengers i'll get on some nights and we'll talk. Dont worry im not leaving ^^
Hatchie day today ^.=.^
General | Posted 15 years agoImma partying big tonight so wish me luck. Lets hope its as wild as last year
Meme of truths
General | Posted 15 years agoTagged in yet another meme. This time by 
DraconicArchmage
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1) I have immense OCD and love of things symmetrical
2) I became interested in being a furry when i was 15 but chickened out of getting an account
3) I later got an account because i saw something about it on the internet and it reminded me
4) Despite having friends who i have known for most of my life i still worry what they think of me really
5) I failed pretty much every class i ever took apart from psycology and music in which i both got B's
6) I feel i have to exercise for at least an hour a day or i feel lazy and too energetic. I tend to do this in my lunch hour at work
7) I get incredibly hyper if i have sugar or Red Bull
8) oh yeah, I'M GETTING MARRIED ON 15th JULY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tagged:
1)
littlerugaard
2) :iconumdie80weiss :
3)
deihynx
4)
rainsorrow
5)
gonnir
6)
shadowwolf92
7)
thedarkwolfzearoth
8)
m0vi3drag0n
DraconicArchmage1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1) I have immense OCD and love of things symmetrical
2) I became interested in being a furry when i was 15 but chickened out of getting an account
3) I later got an account because i saw something about it on the internet and it reminded me
4) Despite having friends who i have known for most of my life i still worry what they think of me really
5) I failed pretty much every class i ever took apart from psycology and music in which i both got B's
6) I feel i have to exercise for at least an hour a day or i feel lazy and too energetic. I tend to do this in my lunch hour at work
7) I get incredibly hyper if i have sugar or Red Bull
8) oh yeah, I'M GETTING MARRIED ON 15th JULY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tagged:
1)
littlerugaard2) :iconumdie80weiss :
3)
deihynx4)
rainsorrow5)
gonnir6)
shadowwolf927)
thedarkwolfzearoth8)
m0vi3drag0nComment for a response about you meme thingy
General | Posted 15 years agoI got roped into it by 
deihnyx
Right comment and i will
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you what song reminds me of you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
deihnyxRight comment and i will
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you what song reminds me of you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
Engaged ^^
General | Posted 16 years agoToday i got engaged to the most beautiful girl in the world. Weve been together for a few months now and decided it was right. I had her work fake a fire drill and when she got outside everyone had gathered and i proposed in front of everyone
This may become a joint account now ^^
This may become a joint account now ^^
To let you know
General | Posted 16 years agoI decided that i needed to update my Cyniras and Vaihorn series so i have improved them slightly, the last one mostly so. Anyhoo, you can carry with things you actually care about now.
I am a boy
General | Posted 16 years agoYour Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on how serious)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[xxx] Shopping is torture. (Hate shopping so much)
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[xxx] You like going to football games. (Love footy so much)
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Total = 18 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Not possible)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 3 points
---- SOMETHIN COOL ----
Your Herm Side
[ ] You are a furry
[ ] You are a hyper
[ ] You are many peoples' masturbation fantasy
[ ] Your dick is a ZZ. Yes. Breast measurements for your cock. It's that bulky.
[ ] You are actually a sad lonely man
[ ] You are actually a sad lonely virgin
[ ] You are actually in your mothers' basement -- Attic! xD
[ ] You have dicknipples
[ ] You think other herms are hot
[ ] You claim you're getting a sex change IRL someday
[ ] You masturbate hourly
[ ] You make journals on FA begging for donations/fanart regularly
[x] You have more kinks than IQ points
Total = 1 points
REAL Herm Side
[ ] You wear your genitalia like a badge
[ ] You have starred in a/many furry cartoon(s)/comic(s)/image(s) of an adult nature
[ ] You have piercings or nonsensical shit like hair/fur tattoos
[ ] In a majority of images depicting you, you are nude
[ ] You are Admiral Ackvar* Fixt
[ ] You boast incredible sexual prowess with little to no proof to back up your claims
[x] If it moves, it's fuckable. If it doesn't move, it's fuckable.
[ ] You wish there was a filter so you didn't have to view clean art on FA
[x] A majority of images on your faves list feature your fetishes
[x] A majority of images on your faves list have visible genitalia
[ ] You have spent a stupid amount of money on comissions of your character - usually bonking with other peoples' characters
[ ] You have lost count of how many characters your character has bonked and are unsure how they fit into your character's tormented past
[ ] You have made your avatar dance on SecondLife for linden/items (WTF is secondlife?)
[ ] You have offered sexual favours on SecondLife for linden/items
[ ] Your character has features clearly ripped off from anime - especially Naruto
[ ] Your character has magic powers. This explains why it is never knocked unconscious when blood rushes to it's massive genitals.
[x] Your character has dragon blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has vampire blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has demon blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has angel blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has were blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] There are spikes/stripes/patterns/bright colours on your character's exposed skin - especially noticeable on the genitals
[ ] While your character is almost always nude, it simple MUST have it's accessories/piercings at all times, no exceptions.
Total = 4
[x] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (depends on how serious)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[xxx] Shopping is torture. (Hate shopping so much)
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[xxx] You like going to football games. (Love footy so much)
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Total = 18 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Not possible)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 3 points
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Your Herm Side
[ ] You are a furry
[ ] You are a hyper
[ ] You are many peoples' masturbation fantasy
[ ] Your dick is a ZZ. Yes. Breast measurements for your cock. It's that bulky.
[ ] You are actually a sad lonely man
[ ] You are actually a sad lonely virgin
[ ] You are actually in your mothers' basement -- Attic! xD
[ ] You have dicknipples
[ ] You think other herms are hot
[ ] You claim you're getting a sex change IRL someday
[ ] You masturbate hourly
[ ] You make journals on FA begging for donations/fanart regularly
[x] You have more kinks than IQ points
Total = 1 points
REAL Herm Side
[ ] You wear your genitalia like a badge
[ ] You have starred in a/many furry cartoon(s)/comic(s)/image(s) of an adult nature
[ ] You have piercings or nonsensical shit like hair/fur tattoos
[ ] In a majority of images depicting you, you are nude
[ ] You are Admiral Ackvar* Fixt
[ ] You boast incredible sexual prowess with little to no proof to back up your claims
[x] If it moves, it's fuckable. If it doesn't move, it's fuckable.
[ ] You wish there was a filter so you didn't have to view clean art on FA
[x] A majority of images on your faves list feature your fetishes
[x] A majority of images on your faves list have visible genitalia
[ ] You have spent a stupid amount of money on comissions of your character - usually bonking with other peoples' characters
[ ] You have lost count of how many characters your character has bonked and are unsure how they fit into your character's tormented past
[ ] You have made your avatar dance on SecondLife for linden/items (WTF is secondlife?)
[ ] You have offered sexual favours on SecondLife for linden/items
[ ] Your character has features clearly ripped off from anime - especially Naruto
[ ] Your character has magic powers. This explains why it is never knocked unconscious when blood rushes to it's massive genitals.
[x] Your character has dragon blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has vampire blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has demon blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has angel blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] Your character has were blood mixed in, somewhere back along it's bloodline.
[ ] There are spikes/stripes/patterns/bright colours on your character's exposed skin - especially noticeable on the genitals
[ ] While your character is almost always nude, it simple MUST have it's accessories/piercings at all times, no exceptions.
Total = 4
No Subject
General | Posted 16 years agoi finally have the time to do a story. i'm working on it now and it should be done later today or tomorrow but probably today. >.=.<
Dragonheart
General | Posted 16 years agoi just finished watching Dragonheart and it was amazing. the ending was really sad though but i loved the movie and Sean Connery makes a very good dragon
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General | Posted 16 years agomy mind has gone blank of stories at the mo so until i think of any ideas or any suggestions then i wont be submitting
No Subject
General | Posted 16 years agoi will not be submitting anything for about two weeks coz im on hols!! :P
i am sorry
General | Posted 16 years agoim afraid my computer crashed and ive lost a lot of my story data but i should be able to finish it for tomorow
Do not lose hope
General | Posted 16 years agoi am working on the finale of my W/S and scat trilogy but it may take another day or two, three tops if im busy
I hate shopping
General | Posted 16 years agotoday i was dragged shopping into a local shopping centre. Big mistake.
Absolutely everyone was walking around so slowly and because no one can walk in a single file your stuck behind them. it took about ten minutes to get from one side of the shopping centre to the other when it would take about 2 minutes otherwise.
Also i hate it when people just stop right in front of you and it starts like a mexican stop or something coz everyone around them stops too to see why everyone else has stopped and you cant go anywhere so you have to stop as well.
And people ask me why i hate shopping.
Absolutely everyone was walking around so slowly and because no one can walk in a single file your stuck behind them. it took about ten minutes to get from one side of the shopping centre to the other when it would take about 2 minutes otherwise.
Also i hate it when people just stop right in front of you and it starts like a mexican stop or something coz everyone around them stops too to see why everyone else has stopped and you cant go anywhere so you have to stop as well.
And people ask me why i hate shopping.
