I always figured the universe was so petty and unfair because it
hasn't gotten laid since the Big Bang. - Yawg http://www.furaffinity.net/user/yawg/

Below is a message that lightened my day, enjoy!

http://thedailywtf.com/Comments/Off.....y-Amnesty.aspx

Dear all,

We spend a lot of money each year on managers - a lot
of this is unnecessary expenditure as they spend their
time micromanaging employees to no measurable savings.

Please check the office for any unused managers and dispose
of them in some appropriate way. This exercise should also
help to tidy up the offices which are starting to look trashy
in some areas.

Hoping I will get you co-operation in this

Regards,

gabba