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Posted 11 years ago-Find a 2nd pt job/figure out what's up with the SeaLife offer
-save money for bills
-save money for Sandra's dental
-save money for a con?
-OMFG GAWD I HAVE A FURSUIT I MUST FURSUIT EVERYWHERE!
-save money for bills
-save money for Sandra's dental
-save money for a con?
-OMFG GAWD I HAVE A FURSUIT I MUST FURSUIT EVERYWHERE!
TFF Meme
Posted 11 years agoHow to get in touch with me at con?
I'll be The Axolotl. ~^_^~
-Hotel?
The one with the Con xD
-Arrival/Departure?
20/24
-Means of transportation?
Airplane and taxi
-Sharing a room with?
and 
-Relationship Status?
Happily Claimed!
-How old are you?
Doesn't matter
-How tall are you?
5'6"
-Are you an Artist?
Everyone is, it just depends on what you want. xD
-Who do you hang out with?
Other fursuiters, Zeta, and con staff I believe.
-Hoping to really meet?
It just occurred to me to thank Laura Garabedian for the axolotl print from AFC. Looking forward to sushi with
-Attending parties?
Most likely.
-Going anywhere aside from the con?
Sushi!
-Do you drink?
Yes
-Can I buy you a drink?
Yes
-Can I give you food?
Yes
-Are you attending any panels?
Yes, but not 100% on which ones.
-Are you a Fursuiter and what Fursuits are you bringing?
I'll be The Axolotl, otherwise know as Dr Helix
-Stage or public performance?
I have no dance moves, I lecture about science.
-How do I identify my self to you?
Saying 'Hello' is a good start.
-Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Hugs are good.
-Can I talk to you?
Yes, talk science with me!
-How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
~evil snicker~ If I'm not looking to socialize, I'll be locked in the hotel room with Zeta
-Personality Type?
Spazztastic Energy Level, screaming and running and having a good time. Otherwise, spreading the word of science with Dr Helix. \
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I guess? I don't have one. Wait, Define sketchbook. My doodles or commissioned ones?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, please
Can I take your picture?
Yes please, I want my axolotl to be internet famous!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Fursuit and con sex... not at the same time though. :-D
I'll be The Axolotl. ~^_^~
-Hotel?
The one with the Con xD
-Arrival/Departure?
20/24
-Means of transportation?
Airplane and taxi
-Sharing a room with?
and 
-Relationship Status?
Happily Claimed!
-How old are you?
Doesn't matter
-How tall are you?
5'6"
-Are you an Artist?
Everyone is, it just depends on what you want. xD
-Who do you hang out with?
Other fursuiters, Zeta, and con staff I believe.
-Hoping to really meet?
It just occurred to me to thank Laura Garabedian for the axolotl print from AFC. Looking forward to sushi with
-Attending parties?
Most likely.
-Going anywhere aside from the con?
Sushi!
-Do you drink?
Yes
-Can I buy you a drink?
Yes
-Can I give you food?
Yes
-Are you attending any panels?
Yes, but not 100% on which ones.
-Are you a Fursuiter and what Fursuits are you bringing?
I'll be The Axolotl, otherwise know as Dr Helix
-Stage or public performance?
I have no dance moves, I lecture about science.
-How do I identify my self to you?
Saying 'Hello' is a good start.
-Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Hugs are good.
-Can I talk to you?
Yes, talk science with me!
-How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
~evil snicker~ If I'm not looking to socialize, I'll be locked in the hotel room with Zeta
-Personality Type?
Spazztastic Energy Level, screaming and running and having a good time. Otherwise, spreading the word of science with Dr Helix. \
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I guess? I don't have one. Wait, Define sketchbook. My doodles or commissioned ones?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Yes, please
Can I take your picture?
Yes please, I want my axolotl to be internet famous!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Fursuit and con sex... not at the same time though. :-D
I'm alive
Posted 11 years agoI had a mental breakdown at work. /Sighs/ Sadly, it seems it was bad enough that I can't even go back into work. I attempted to call out sick this morning, and my supervisor hung up on me and refused to answer any of my phone calls. I don't want to say that this job/supervisor/Saturday's breakdown gave me PTSD, but... Of all of the history of stressful times in my life have never compared to standing up to my boss for my health and refusing to work. I can't be sorry. I have gone above and beyond what is called for in this position. I have been working over time every week since October, and 12 -14 hour shifts EVERY WORK DAY since Christmas. Before anyone mentions it, I have already spoke with Human Resources, and they DO expect me to CONTINUE these hours.
I'll try to legally seal my work record at this company, by means of constructive discharge.
I'm out of words here.
This was bad. Please send ZetaSyanthis some love and thanks yous. If he hadn't encouraged me to stand up and subsequently hadn't driven me home after my breakdown. . . I am afraid to think of where I'd be with out him. Thank you, Zeta.
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This journal may be deleted in the future, FYI.
I'll try to legally seal my work record at this company, by means of constructive discharge.
I'm out of words here.
This was bad. Please send ZetaSyanthis some love and thanks yous. If he hadn't encouraged me to stand up and subsequently hadn't driven me home after my breakdown. . . I am afraid to think of where I'd be with out him. Thank you, Zeta.
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This journal may be deleted in the future, FYI.
Sugguest an artist
Posted 11 years agoFor a ref sheet!
No, I haven't changed, just in the mood to get a refreshed ref sheet with all the fixings. Color pallete, wings, wild dog ROSETTES, expressions, etc. Anthro winged wolf, feral wolf, and maybe a feral africian dog. I feel more rosette-y when spazzy or creative. xD
No, I haven't changed, just in the mood to get a refreshed ref sheet with all the fixings. Color pallete, wings, wild dog ROSETTES, expressions, etc. Anthro winged wolf, feral wolf, and maybe a feral africian dog. I feel more rosette-y when spazzy or creative. xD
Fursona Meme: Dakota
Posted 11 years agoPicture of your fursona
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banne.....1388445762/web
What made you choose the species of your main fursona?
LONG: Back in 2004 I started a new high school in a new state. Everyone already had their cliques as high schools do, and no one was looking for or wanted and hyperactive, spazzy, Disney-singing 18 year old in their clique. Homework was a breeze, so I ended up on the computer for hours on end after school. I knew I was falling into a depression of sorts and if my Spazz didn't survive, neither would I. I figured, "I'm spending enough time on the internet, I should join some weird internet subculture!" "Well, CSI had those animal costume people. Grisom seemed to find them normal." "Okay, furries. I need an animal. A Dog! Hell, no, too obedient. A fox? No, foxes are pretty, sexy, and dainty. A wolf? It's like a fox, but bigger and clumsier and I can imagine accidentally breaking things as a wolf. More, rough around the edges; more dangerous. They are social and have tight knit groups. Yup, that works!" "Black wolves don't seem to be common, so I'll go with that." I swear to you, those were the exact thoughts. Purple was just a natural decision, I guess furries are supposed to have 1 unnatural color? ~shrugs Wings where because I needed an escape route and spent too much time listening to "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson.
TL;DR: Wolf-Not a dog and not a fox. Most "human" animal in my eyes, at the time.
Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
She's me, just more... extreme I guess. She's a more preferred version of me. She's want I want to be.
Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
She's less afraid, More snap decisions, More sex. More heart. A LOT Less tied down.(Unless she wants to be ;) More kinky. More open.
Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
For the most part yeah.
Does your fursona look like you at all?
Not entirely. IRL, I want to lose about 40lbs to be back at "Dakota Size." Otherwise she's a winged wolf and I'm a human. o_O
Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Yup!
Do you have more then one main fursona?
No, I have other characters still in development for the most part. Dr Helix is the only other character with enough of a personality to play with.
Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
I might have tried to write one, but the story is constantly evolving and changing as my life does.
Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
Yes
If not are they looking for a mate, or are they a swinger so to speak?
Dakota is running around my brain loving and yiffing everyone, at the moment. That's who she is.
Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
Sets her apart? Black winged wolves aren't as common as white or natural ones. Otherwise, I've toyed with the idea of making her prophetic. Oh, and she's an 18 time winner of the PENIS! game. xD
Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
I might be a bit crazy about con badges. At the moment, I'm saving my pennies for more in depth artwork of her.
Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
She's a personality. She can take any form she wants, but I'm pretty solid on the black wolf part, MINE!
If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
Not yet. :)
Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
I did in the past. Most RP today would be with people I know IRL.
Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
You haven't gathered that in all the other questions??
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banne.....1388445762/web
What made you choose the species of your main fursona?
LONG: Back in 2004 I started a new high school in a new state. Everyone already had their cliques as high schools do, and no one was looking for or wanted and hyperactive, spazzy, Disney-singing 18 year old in their clique. Homework was a breeze, so I ended up on the computer for hours on end after school. I knew I was falling into a depression of sorts and if my Spazz didn't survive, neither would I. I figured, "I'm spending enough time on the internet, I should join some weird internet subculture!" "Well, CSI had those animal costume people. Grisom seemed to find them normal." "Okay, furries. I need an animal. A Dog! Hell, no, too obedient. A fox? No, foxes are pretty, sexy, and dainty. A wolf? It's like a fox, but bigger and clumsier and I can imagine accidentally breaking things as a wolf. More, rough around the edges; more dangerous. They are social and have tight knit groups. Yup, that works!" "Black wolves don't seem to be common, so I'll go with that." I swear to you, those were the exact thoughts. Purple was just a natural decision, I guess furries are supposed to have 1 unnatural color? ~shrugs Wings where because I needed an escape route and spent too much time listening to "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson.
TL;DR: Wolf-Not a dog and not a fox. Most "human" animal in my eyes, at the time.
Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
She's me, just more... extreme I guess. She's a more preferred version of me. She's want I want to be.
Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
She's less afraid, More snap decisions, More sex. More heart. A LOT Less tied down.(Unless she wants to be ;) More kinky. More open.
Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
For the most part yeah.
Does your fursona look like you at all?
Not entirely. IRL, I want to lose about 40lbs to be back at "Dakota Size." Otherwise she's a winged wolf and I'm a human. o_O
Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Yup!
Do you have more then one main fursona?
No, I have other characters still in development for the most part. Dr Helix is the only other character with enough of a personality to play with.
Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
I might have tried to write one, but the story is constantly evolving and changing as my life does.
Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
Yes
If not are they looking for a mate, or are they a swinger so to speak?
Dakota is running around my brain loving and yiffing everyone, at the moment. That's who she is.
Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
Sets her apart? Black winged wolves aren't as common as white or natural ones. Otherwise, I've toyed with the idea of making her prophetic. Oh, and she's an 18 time winner of the PENIS! game. xD
Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
I might be a bit crazy about con badges. At the moment, I'm saving my pennies for more in depth artwork of her.
Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
She's a personality. She can take any form she wants, but I'm pretty solid on the black wolf part, MINE!
If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
Not yet. :)
Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
I did in the past. Most RP today would be with people I know IRL.
Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
You haven't gathered that in all the other questions??
New Years Resolutions
Posted 11 years ago1) Pay $150 towards credit card debt with every paycheck.
2) Walk the dog everyday.
3) Take more pictures.
4) (As every year) Hike Mt Humphreys xD
2) Walk the dog everyday.
3) Take more pictures.
4) (As every year) Hike Mt Humphreys xD
Sock Paw Tutorial
Posted 11 years agoLookie what I found on Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkYSOdNjmwc
I tried sock paws once, without a DTD of my feet-It was massive amounts on fail =( Re-energized to try this though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkYSOdNjmwc
I tried sock paws once, without a DTD of my feet-It was massive amounts on fail =( Re-energized to try this though!
Texas Furry Fiesta and Fursuit Progress
Posted 11 years agoTFF is happening for me. WooHoo! I'm hoping I can save up some cash to buy random things. Dealer's Dens are so, so, so bad on my wallet! Of course, I might get lucky and spend the entire con fursuiting. OMG, that would be the best con ever!
Friday after rent and overdue gifts, I'll probably crash Hobby Lobby and SAS Fabrics for suit supplies. I ended up losing all of my plush filling in the almost move to CA situation, so I'll have to remember to replace it. :<
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AXOLOTL:
Bigger Details: Hands and Tail
~More "not-quite-white" fur from SAS (15$) Actual price, 26$
~Light pink fur OR thin shiny pink fabric from SAS(10$) Actual price, 3$
~Cluster stuff from HobbyLobby (~10)
~1/4 yard of batting for tail fin-if going with pink shiny fabric. (<10$)
Total: 45$
Smaller Details: Accessories, Feet, and Legs
~Lab coat and goggles from Uniform Destination @ AZ Mills (~40$)
~Pants from Savers to build 3/4 suit (20$-high)
~More white fur for legs/pants (??)
~Sketchers GoWalk shoes to build feet on (~70$)
~1 more package of dish scrubbies for toes (1$)
Total: 131$+cost of fur
Friday after rent and overdue gifts, I'll probably crash Hobby Lobby and SAS Fabrics for suit supplies. I ended up losing all of my plush filling in the almost move to CA situation, so I'll have to remember to replace it. :<
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AXOLOTL:
Bigger Details: Hands and Tail
~Cluster stuff from HobbyLobby (~10)
~1/4 yard of batting for tail fin-if going with pink shiny fabric. (<10$)
Total: 45$
Smaller Details: Accessories, Feet, and Legs
~Lab coat and goggles from Uniform Destination @ AZ Mills (~40$)
~Pants from Savers to build 3/4 suit (20$-high)
~More white fur for legs/pants (??)
~Sketchers GoWalk shoes to build feet on (~70$)
~1 more package of dish scrubbies for toes (1$)
Total: 131$+cost of fur
Well, THAT is interesting.
Posted 11 years agoI own a dragon now. He followed me home and I decided to keep him, and love him, and call him Zetasyanthis
ZetasyanthisFursuit Spazziness
Posted 12 years agoAfter random amounts of happy and inspiration from going to the Mythbusters, "Behind the Myth" show on Friday night. And with two FULL days to myself and my imagination, I have a new list! You guys know how much I love lists!
## I'm on the wait list for my axolotl head from
I'm 1/4 of the way saved up. 1/2 is due in December and turn around time is February. ...Which I just realized that if I'm lucky my tax return my recomp that price. ~thumbs up~
## After starting and finishing my axolotl pieces at home, again hopefully by February. I'm planning on focusing a lot of energy and design to a 3/4 to full suit of Dakota Darkwolf. I don't need a reason here as to why really. Its just that my original and first Dakota head stares at me from the closet at night wondering why I don't wear her anymore. It's strange how much happy I get from looking at my original head.
## In a thousand years, when I have a house and things are good. I'd be willing to throw thousands of dollars on a super deluxe pangolin Full suit. I'll get there eventually. '
For now, I'm off to SAS fabrics to cruise for axolotl stuffs.
## I'm on the wait list for my axolotl head from
I'm 1/4 of the way saved up. 1/2 is due in December and turn around time is February. ...Which I just realized that if I'm lucky my tax return my recomp that price. ~thumbs up~## After starting and finishing my axolotl pieces at home, again hopefully by February. I'm planning on focusing a lot of energy and design to a 3/4 to full suit of Dakota Darkwolf. I don't need a reason here as to why really. Its just that my original and first Dakota head stares at me from the closet at night wondering why I don't wear her anymore. It's strange how much happy I get from looking at my original head.
## In a thousand years, when I have a house and things are good. I'd be willing to throw thousands of dollars on a super deluxe pangolin Full suit. I'll get there eventually. '
For now, I'm off to SAS fabrics to cruise for axolotl stuffs.
Refresh for Icon
Posted 12 years agoLife is busy. I've forgotten all about Halloween! Icon by 
Holy October!
Posted 12 years agoJust like most Octobers have been. This one is also filled with great news and events.
Arizona Fur Con-500ish attendees and enough steam to continue to next year
First Paycheck- OMG I will try not to go Rooth'ragon on you and start posting a bunch of commissions of myself, but no guarantees.
Axolotl Development- seems most pricing starts around 800 for a head and usually 50% payment at the beginning. *save save save*
My brother proposed to his girlfriend- Yeah, I've been waiting for this for awhile now. She is nothing like me, but she does fit in with my pack as it where.
Pumpkins, Halloween, Fall, The Color Orange-Theses are a few of my favorite things
Arizona Fur Con-500ish attendees and enough steam to continue to next year
First Paycheck- OMG I will try not to go Rooth'ragon on you and start posting a bunch of commissions of myself, but no guarantees.
Axolotl Development- seems most pricing starts around 800 for a head and usually 50% payment at the beginning. *save save save*
My brother proposed to his girlfriend- Yeah, I've been waiting for this for awhile now. She is nothing like me, but she does fit in with my pack as it where.
Pumpkins, Halloween, Fall, The Color Orange-Theses are a few of my favorite things
Arizona Fur Con
Posted 12 years agoArrival and Departure:
Arriving late on Saturday and through end of con Sunday.
Staying at:
Embassy Suites
How are you traveling?
Vroom Vroom!
Who are you rooming with?
Just me atm.
Where will you be? How best to find you?
Suiting, sleeping in a hallway, and pinballing all over the hotel at full speed. :D
Who will you be with?
Catching up with so many old friends! ZOMG SO Happy to see
and 
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
The only two I have worth wearing! :D
Do you do free art?
Sure, if you want bad art!
What is your gender?
Female
How old are you?
256
How tall are you?
5'6"
Can I talk to you?
If you are able to keep my attention yes!
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
HUgs yes, Snuggles only for friends
Are you nice?
I'm blunt about things, don't take it the wrong way though :P
Are you cliquey?
Pinballing means I have no Clique
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Syaing my name is a good bet, but screaming at me works too if I'm too busy with something shiney.
Are you fursuiting?
Missing the parade, but yes!
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
Sure!
Can I buy you drinks?
Yay Drunk Dakotah is 20% cooler and 120% LOUDER
Do you attend parties?
I want to.
Can I take your picture?
Yes, but give me a copy!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Show up! Hang out with old friends, make out with a stranger?
Arriving late on Saturday and through end of con Sunday.
Staying at:
Embassy Suites
How are you traveling?
Vroom Vroom!
Who are you rooming with?
Just me atm.
Where will you be? How best to find you?
Suiting, sleeping in a hallway, and pinballing all over the hotel at full speed. :D
Who will you be with?
Catching up with so many old friends! ZOMG SO Happy to see
and 
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
The only two I have worth wearing! :D
Do you do free art?
Sure, if you want bad art!
What is your gender?
Female
How old are you?
256
How tall are you?
5'6"
Can I talk to you?
If you are able to keep my attention yes!
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
HUgs yes, Snuggles only for friends
Are you nice?
I'm blunt about things, don't take it the wrong way though :P
Are you cliquey?
Pinballing means I have no Clique
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Syaing my name is a good bet, but screaming at me works too if I'm too busy with something shiney.
Are you fursuiting?
Missing the parade, but yes!
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
Sure!
Can I buy you drinks?
Yay Drunk Dakotah is 20% cooler and 120% LOUDER
Do you attend parties?
I want to.
Can I take your picture?
Yes, but give me a copy!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Show up! Hang out with old friends, make out with a stranger?
Axolotl Head
Posted 12 years agoStarted my new job in Phoenix yesterday. First payday will have 3 weeks on it come the 18th. Despite the carpets being replaced, I am getting a small amount of my deposit back on my last apartment. I'll be making a brief appearance at AFC, but mostly I'll be paying bills and saving up for an Axolotl fursuit head. I'm hoping to find an artist that I can send the fabric to, so it matches the pieces I'll be making at home.
Woot for new beginnings and bacon!
Woot for new beginnings and bacon!
Bored
Posted 12 years agoSo very, very bored. Someone entertain me!
Oh, and in a strange turn of events. I live at Ikealand now. (Tempe, AZ)
Oh, and in a strange turn of events. I live at Ikealand now. (Tempe, AZ)
One Last Shot.
Posted 12 years agoOne last interview this week before I have to jump ship and move to California.
This is it, the apocalypse.
This is it, the apocalypse.
What does the fox say?
Posted 12 years agoFridays Are Now Open!!
Posted 12 years agoI've been having Intermediate training classes with Ripley every Friday at 8p for the last 6 weeks. Last night we stayed with distance and mommy out of sight, heeled with distractions, sat for greeting, came when called with distance and distractions (fetching a toy is acceptable right?). And we did the whole obstacle course in 3:52. The trainer gave us -10 seconds for every trick, which we know 4(high five, shake, bow, and roll over-ish, actually 5 because I forgot Ripley knows crawl.) So our "final score was 3:12.
I Love my baby girl
I Love my baby girl
DEAR KWAN
Posted 12 years agoDear 
Kwan
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg outside of your office and I saw you carve your initials into my "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I have a passionate interest for mice
With tears of sadness,
Your Complication.
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How to do this meme!
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor
KwanI don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg outside of your office and I saw you carve your initials into my "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I have a passionate interest for mice
With tears of sadness,
Your Complication.
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***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor
Kicksater - Room Party Card Game!
Posted 12 years agoFursuit Account - Dr. Helix
Posted 12 years agoI normally don't do this, but for the sake of... imagination I will. I have an in character account of Dr Helix. It'll show the creation of the Dr. Helix 3/4 suit and suiting photos. Journals will have fursuit progress and production. Journals will also include science.
DrHelix
DrHelixI accidently snake'd.
Posted 12 years agoI've decided No More Kitties and No More Doggies... This list did not include reptiles-as I had none. Saturday at work an employee rushes into the break room complaining about a snake abandoned in the store. Now I have Scully(because this house needs more females...) She is all blue-eyed and getting ready to shed. She's a 3 ft long red cornsnake.
Looks like I'll have to wait to fix my Xbox as the snake needs a bigger tank at some point.
No, I haven't sexed the snake. I'm just currently going through X-files on Netflix. (If I was marathoning Breaking Bad I would've named it Walt, Jessie, or Gustave xD)
Looks like I'll have to wait to fix my Xbox as the snake needs a bigger tank at some point.
No, I haven't sexed the snake. I'm just currently going through X-files on Netflix. (If I was marathoning Breaking Bad I would've named it Walt, Jessie, or Gustave xD)
Free Giant Poster Print!!
Posted 12 years agoI don't usually do these so for give me. But this is a freaking awesome printing company!
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4704629/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4704629/
AZ Tattoo Convention
Posted 12 years agoI went to tattoo convention the yesterday. I got a sharpie tattoo from an 8 year old. I tried to start a conversation with her, but everything was "No Ma'am, Yes Ma'am." I was a little worried about this kid. When I got my wallet out for a tip she finally broke out the 8 year old voice and squealed about my fox wallet. Lol, I love kids! No, I still don't have a tattoo. :(
Pony Machine
Posted 12 years agoMust rename the computer to something pony related. I have so much gay for Rainbow Dash. I rewatched most of season 3 recently on Netflix. The camping trip with Rainbow Dash and Scootalo has to be my favorite. Not for gay reasons, for my "I wish I had a sister" reasons.
