I need a tutorial on anthro anatomy such as legs, paws, snouts, exc.
If there's anywhere I can find it, its gotta be here.
I used the search page and got nothing for some reason.

I am really sorry for being out of it for the past year and a half.
I've had such shitty, shitty...shitty...shittyshittyshittyshittyshittyshitty luck with me equipment that some time ago, I decided, fuck it. I'm just gonna save up and man me some new stuff and now I'm able to pick up where I left off.
I completely understand if some of you decided to unwatch my page.
I should be back in the groove in no time.

Some clips play fine on pc, but won't show up on mobile. Some type of flash software issue? My head hurts running around it!
Anybody have any tips?

Day! Proudly stated as
Violently
Assault
Constitutionally-
Ignorant
Politician
In
Groin
I am sick of these whiny penguins spewing their "Majority Rules" bullshit regarding the rights of the LGBT....fucking REPEATEDLY!
Seriously, did they just skip the constitution part of law school or something?!
This is getting fucking ridiculous!
You don't need a specific link to these articles. Just type RELIGIOUS RIGHT RALLY and you'll find it all right there.
Taser one of these dicks in the dick today, fellow americans!

Just got done setting the software up on me laptop and then, me tablet decided to flip me both birds and quit.
While I wait for another tablet, anybody have any experience with this program? Anybody trying to bring the 40's and/or 50's back regarding style using modern methods like I am?
I'm gonna snap those birds in half, fucking slab of rim-cheese!

And there's this "internet" thing, apparently!....
Yes, I've been practically non-existent since March. I DID finish the comic I last sampled, but should have uploaded it before my tune-up program ate it.
Well, isn't it OBVIOUS that pictures are unnecessary files open for discard along with all other clutter? I didn't know that, but the program did, and I ended up in a happy little nervous breakdown from that little event.
WildNights was fun. I was a boring, un-social, weirdly dressed dickhead with short dreads who kept losing his tag and thus was constantly unable to partipate in most of the booze events.
But, for the most part, I was ecstatic to spend some time outdoors away from work. I will be there next time with me sis, Jazzy and me bra, Zech.
I'm gonna start animating as soon as I figure out how to run Flash.
Oh, and Evan Raccoon needs all the recognition he can get because he fucking OWNS all bassists everywhere.
I'll have to stop here before me phone dies.

I was 8 when we got this playstation game. It's the only project that I find other than the Disney Hunchback film that makes the most badass use of the voice of Tony Jay.
This soundtrack will make ANY vampire flick worth experiencing, especially that oldie, Nosferatu!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HfYVKJEGvo

Santana! Live at Tanglewood,
Lenox, MA
19-fucking-70!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfWtkzfdMFU
SOUL SACRIFICE!!!

The problem listed last entry is solved simply with the right brush...fucking markers and pens.
*slaps self into an unbelieavilibleylesss...sstuporrroble...rrrll....*
NOW TO FIND ANOTHER REDUNDANT THING TO PISS MESELF OFF WITH!!!

Ves Heill, all ye ecstacy-blessed!
Tis a truely GODDAMN COLD MORNING and I'm down with some conveniently spontaneous insomnia!
I got a pic for me sis manifesting later on tonite and a series of cartoo-HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A LIGHTER SHADE ON TOP OF A DARKER SHADE IN COREL PAINT ESSENTIALS, BECAUSE IT WON'T WORK THAT WAY FOR SOME BULLSHIT!!!
I mean, I put down a layer of black and try to lay down some solid white or whatever lighter color on top of it and it just will not fucking show up, not even on a seperate layer.
I understand that the program is supposed to accurately emulate real painting, but should the layering tool allow for some "unorthodox" techniques, like, I don't know...FUCKING RESTING A SOLID, LIGHTER COLOR ON TOP OF A DARKER COLOR WITHOUT BLENDING??!!!
IS THAT NOT WHAT LAYERING DOES?!
EAT MY ASS, COREL!....WITH A DICK!!!....AND CHEESE!!!.......CHEDDAR, BITCH!!!

Looks like Jazzy Laine and I are there, dudes.
Tents, booze, Magic cards, cabins, booze, booze and booze.
I guess it'll be like church camp with booze.
Did I mention booze?
Haven't been camping in a few years. Can't wait!

I awoke before dawn, put my boots on, took a face from the ancient gallery and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
I thought I had lost these pieces long ago after high school, but there they were hiding like the mischievious prick-gremlins they are...ok.
By the time I finish typing this journal, I'll be uploading them so don't expect anything just yet.
I've still to describe them.....ok, there we go.
Disregard the not-expecting stuff now.
Fucking prick-gremlins. Come out and fight like real gremlins, but quit hiding first! That's annoying!

I GOT ME DRIVE BACK! COFFEE AND PEANUTS! CUP OF COFFEE AND HANDFUL OF PEANUTS IN THE MORNING AND I'M GOOD FOR THE WHOLE DAY AS LONG AS I SIP WATER!
Or it's probably the moon positioning or something, whatever, I'M HOME AND I FEEL LIKE DOING SHIT!
OH, PRAISE........???........*flips a coin*.......HANUMAN!
OH, SWEET MONKEYBOY SPIRIT, DEPICTED FOR KIDS WITH A CLITORIS FOR A SNOUT FOR SOME REASON!
I'M GETTING BACK ON THE TABLET AND RIDING ON TO OZ WITH NUKES!!!
IT'S MY WEIRD WONDERLAND RIP-OFF WORLD NOW!!!

Jai Guru Deva, everyone!
Not sure if that is a greeting, but I've still yet to figure out a cool scandinavian greeting to hit you in the face with.
The past few months, I have done absolutely NOTHING but work and nap.
All the hours throughout me shift, I dream of various riffs to include in my music along with colorful images to paint down, then when I get home, I drop down on my couch and that's it.
Work and sleep, fucking pathetic, isn't it?
No amount of caffeine would start my day back up after work enough to get my creative...flow...drive...current...ok, I'm going with river or whatnot going.
I have a project I've yet to finish for me sis, Jazzy Laine and I'm slacking on it as I've been all along.
Osiris bless his light upon the world, I'm beating myself silly over my worthlessness.
Sobriety has proven itself just as non-contributing as intoxication has so far.
What the hell am I saying, I don't mean to depress.
I'm gonna pick myself up from this moment on and get me river cascading over the highest peak of lethargy...if that's how u spell it...
Hades be considered for aid, I'm getting myself back on track!....zzzzzzzhhhzzzzz

Well, I'm getting to liking me tablet again. I decided to submit a couple pieces at random even though I got this major piece still in the works that I was supposed to finish before christ-mass but technical difficulties are ass-puss, so it'll get done eventually.
Yeah, these pieces suck, but I'll bring in more effortful stuff sometime but in the meantime, I got more characters to flesh out and this long-overdue thingie to finish.

Bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, more bugs, bugs, bugs, and guess what next. MORE FUCKING BUGS!
I am done with MyPaint and it's relentless freezing and shutdowns. This means that the project that I've almost completed will have to die with it. I can't upload the document using any other program I tried.
You're not gonna see anything new from me for I don't know how fucking long.
I really wanna keep up with you guys so I'm not giving up.

Wow, this thing has proven harder to adapt to than I thought. I hope I can get the hang of it before Santa launches. I promised a special painted piece for me mom and I'm pretty frustrated at the moment.
But. nonetheless, rock and roll! Focus the awesomeness onto the unstable program ground!

FUCKIN TABLET IS ARRIVED!!!
Now, if I could just figure out how this damn thing works...
It's a $40 piece and it actually works fluidly for a cheapy. VisTablet is the brand.
Exploring MyPaint software and its pretty convenient.
Ok! Hopefully, I'll have something uploaded before next week!

HOLD ON TO YOUR LUGNUTS, ITS TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL!!!
The desktop has been resurrected and a tablet is in the mail! I had to sell my soul to Anubis, but he had to delay and call up a meeting with Hades, Satan and Dark Heart to discuss artificial material manipulation and how it works in cooperation with netherworld abilities.
After weeks of waiting, they responded with "your fan is clogged, you fuckin idiot." and hung up.
I'm not sure what it was that had them irritated at the time, but I later learned that they had to kick out Dark Heart for being an annoying little prick that constantly ditched his duties to hit on underage summercampers.
Well, here in a while, I'm gonna start uploading stuff again. But for now, I'm gonna clean up me account and make it more coherent...ish.
Thanks for the saintly patience, people!

My desktop has decided to join up with that blasted bitch scanner in a flashing display of rebellion! They claim that I have abused my power with their services and therefore, had no choice but to purge themselves of their vital functions to easily forfeit their positions.
Just when I have almost been relieved of a long pit of despair due to the whore scanner's betrayal, the desktop is led over into her league, leaving me with just my phone, my first mate for 3 plentiful years.
I have disposed of the rabble and am now awaiting affirmation to re-crew,
and I now promote my dear first mate with the duties of a whole crew.
But, I feel I must not completely glance over his loyalty without suspect....
it seems that he has been a bit stressed lately....what is he stressed about? What will be his resolve?...........Will I have to take a chance?.......................Will I have to act first?..........................*slowly draws rapier*

I continuously feel like grabbing a 4 thousand dollar camera and performing silly, silly stuff in front of it just like Mr. Epicmann, but he's in college and I have dinosaurs for neighbors, which would be awesome except its just slang for old people. Dammit, I'm bored. Hey, did you know that Ozzy died? He didn't, actually, but really, would anyone be surprised at all. He's gotta be the oldest living metal god and still fucking touring! That sounds a bit redundant since B.B. King is in his fucking 90's and still touring and George Jones retired from touring in his 90's. (Or was it George Straight?) I need ganja. I'm sick of being sober for 4 fucking months because I don't care for drinking all that much. Maybe I'll get some story writing done much more enthusiastically than I am currently sober because it always seemed to happen that way. Most people melt into the couch watching adult swim, but when I toke up, I'm all like, "Holy ass-whoopee! I gotta get back to unfolding that adventure that's flowing in me head!" And I'm off. It's weird that marijuana affects me that way. I guess its me body chemistry reception to it or something*THUD*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Well, shit. Came up short, so I'm just gonna put what I have away and twiddle me thumbs for a couple more weeks...or put those thumbs back to work playing Link To The Past or something...or Illusion Of Gaia which is Link To The Past with much less content, and obnoxious text and key item discovery display, and better music. I think I'm gonna try to write some extreme death metal drumtracks to back some of the Illusion Of Gaia soundtrack compositions or maybe-DAMMIT! CAFFEINE STILL CHARGIN HARD!!!

Well, hopefully after I take care of bills today, I'll have purchased a bamboo tablet and awaited it's delivery some time from now, but only if I have enough leftover to afford it. If not, then its gonna be another few weeks before you see anything new from me...SON OF BITCH, TWAT-YOGURT, DOUCHE SCANNER ASSHOLE!!! *SMASH!*

(Screamed in stereotypical asian accent)
My scanner be broke now. I fucking kick it in ass after it be doing this freezy bullshit. I go and smash it over me head now. *SMASH!*
Yeah, you tink twice before breaking on me, douche scanner asshole! I suck at mouse drawing! You fucking douche nozzle scanner! I smash you again! *SMASH!*
It gonna be while before I submit new shit, you SON OF BITCH, SHITTY SCANNER ASSHOLE! *SMASH!*

Because inflation doesn't sexually arouse me. Everyone at home relentlessly assumes that I spank my t-rex to it just because I like it.
Just got done watching Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, got a buttfucking hangover, and still wondering if everybodys dead at the end. The credits are like souls or something crawling to hell down the road.

Ok, I just now realized that I HAVE NEVER DRAWN THIS MUCH IN A SINGLE WEEK IN ALL MY LIFE!!!
I want to thank the administrators of this site and everybody here for literally saving me!

This maybe the booze kicking in, but JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE ADORABLE?!



Well, I ran out of ideas....I'm gonna put on Pink Floyd's Dark Side and see what I sketch up here....
(UPDATE) well, another character.
Man, I like that brightness/contrast enhancement in the scanner software.




I feel like whining, but that damn empathy tick always kicks in and kills my "sad buzz". This voice always shows up and tells me "Hey! You live in a nice house by yourself paying manageable rent. You have a comfortable steady job. Your family is healthy. You're healthy. And somewhere out there, somebody else is starving and freezing their ass off in a ditch! You have NOTHING to complain about, so you shut the fuck up!" I hate this tick.




(UPDATE 10-15-13)
I have not been active here for the past week and a half, I'm sorry. The keyword being "busy" as usual with everybody here. I got several projects in progress plus a 4 hours of sleep to fit in everyday, hooray and shit.