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You should also follow them, whether or not it's for the raffle <3
You should also follow them, whether or not it's for the raffle <3
Sorry for the flood of art
Posted 6 years agoI had a bunch of art that I hadn't added to my profile, so I just figured I'd do it all at once. I'm done now, promise.
Seeking Artists!
Posted 13 years agoI don't know how many people actually read this, but hey. I'm poking my nose out there, looking for some reasonably priced artists.
Are you one of those?! Awesome, Inbox me info!
Do you think you might know one of those? Equally as awesome! Inbox me the info!
What I'm looking into would probably be a semi-regular thing, It all depends on how it works out. :) Information will be shared upon request.Back to my roots?
Posted 15 years agoD: THATS RIGHT I'M A NATURAL BLONDE! Wait, what? No. Wrong thing.
I might start posting boring poetry again, cuz I've been feeling inspired for that, and not for writing about dick :x Scary, huh?
I might start posting boring poetry again, cuz I've been feeling inspired for that, and not for writing about dick :x Scary, huh?
Its..
Posted 15 years agoMy god damn birthday <3
Dear April's Fools.
Posted 15 years agoI hate you, stop it.
ATTENTION ALL SOUL SILVER PLAYERS :O
Posted 15 years agoI Have an extra Growlithe Egg, which I'm willing to give away for something silly, like a Pidgey or whatever. I can hatch it for you (And then it'll be traded, I'll give it a name for you if you want~) Or You can trust that the egg is a growlithe and hatch it yourself so you won't have to worry about it being traded. :3 Post here or send me a note
I has Friendcode.
Posted 15 years ago2880 1830 9150
Name is Kamon.
I has SoulSilvars.
Name is Kamon.
I has SoulSilvars.
Delays in Writing
Posted 15 years agoSo I've been spending a lot of time trying to figure out where to go, and where my life is taking me, so I apologize for the delay in my writing... Hopefully it won't be more than two or three more weeks before I can actually show y'all something. Somethin' with sexy times.
Shawty's like a melody...
Posted 15 years agoIn my head....
Yeah random, but I don't know, I was surfing Youtube and listening to music at random intervals and thinking. Stumbled across that song, Haven't heard it since I spent a day out with a friend. She's a flake sometimes, A bitch sometimes, and she might make some decisions that I Disagree with, but then I think of one day we spent together. Just doing errands, stupid stuff like that. She needed someone to be around, I needed something to do. And even now, just listening to this song seems to have recaptured that feeling.
You know, where nothing matters but the fun? Sure, there's things you have to do, but for some retarded reason, even those are fun. I miss those days, and I think we could all use more of them. So you should all go out and find someone and just... have fun. Sing in the car and don't care who's watching, Find a way to play around in Bed Bath and Beyond. It sounds stupid, and it feels stupid, but sometimes life should. :)
Okay, ramble over <3 Proceed
Yeah random, but I don't know, I was surfing Youtube and listening to music at random intervals and thinking. Stumbled across that song, Haven't heard it since I spent a day out with a friend. She's a flake sometimes, A bitch sometimes, and she might make some decisions that I Disagree with, but then I think of one day we spent together. Just doing errands, stupid stuff like that. She needed someone to be around, I needed something to do. And even now, just listening to this song seems to have recaptured that feeling.
You know, where nothing matters but the fun? Sure, there's things you have to do, but for some retarded reason, even those are fun. I miss those days, and I think we could all use more of them. So you should all go out and find someone and just... have fun. Sing in the car and don't care who's watching, Find a way to play around in Bed Bath and Beyond. It sounds stupid, and it feels stupid, but sometimes life should. :)
Okay, ramble over <3 Proceed
Hiatus Time, I guess.
Posted 15 years agoMy laptop charger went Fzzzztpop. Well not literally this time, there's just a loose piece inside it or something; And it doesn't work. And a good replacement that won't break like this one (Only had it like a month or so) is going to cost over a hundred bucks, so... I'm gonna figure something out =)
Happy New Year.
Posted 15 years agoYup, required new years journal.
My resolutions are private D: If you really want to know you can ask me later <3
My resolutions are private D: If you really want to know you can ask me later <3
I cost $4295 a Night D= Dayumn Betches.
Posted 15 years agoStolen from a lot of people
Natural Hair Color:
[ x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[] Other-$50
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[x ] Hazel - $75
[] Other - $15
Total: $175
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total: $275
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[x ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total: $325
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total: $475
Drink?
[x] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] No - $600
Total: $875
Vision?
[x ] perfect vision $400
[] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total: $1275
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1775
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[X] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: $2575
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[x ] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total: $2875
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[x ] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total: $3095
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[x ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total: $3295
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[ x]Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750
Final Total: $4295
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
Natural Hair Color:
[ x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[] Other-$50
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[x ] Hazel - $75
[] Other - $15
Total: $175
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[x] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total: $275
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[x ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total: $325
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total: $475
Drink?
[x] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] No - $600
Total: $875
Vision?
[x ] perfect vision $400
[] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total: $1275
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1775
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[X] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: $2575
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[x ] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total: $2875
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[x ] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total: $3095
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[x ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total: $3295
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[ x]Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750
Final Total: $4295
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
My paw ;w;
Posted 16 years agoI managed to have a total retard moment earlier today and burned my right paw. its not terrible, but it does inhibit my typing and other such abilities. And yesterday, my laptop powersupply went FZZTPOP and is dead now D= so when a replacement arrives [hopefully the end of this week] I shall return in full force
Food Bitch.
Posted 16 years agoSo I realized, thats My purpose in life now D= I Am Food Bitch, The one who makes food and cooks it up for everyone else and let them gobble it down. Fear the Food Bitch, for he stuffs your face, makes you fat, and... and...
I don't know, I never thought past that. But For now, stfu and EAT MY DAMN FOOD.
Sincerely, with love, Eggs, and French Toast
Food Bitch
I don't know, I never thought past that. But For now, stfu and EAT MY DAMN FOOD.
Sincerely, with love, Eggs, and French Toast
Food Bitch
Wushi Finger Hold.
Posted 16 years agoI now pose a question to all of you who actually pay attention to this. In Kung Fu Panda...
What is it that the Wushi Finger hold does?
What is it that the Wushi Finger hold does?
Fear the Wrath of my Balls.
Posted 16 years agoYes. My balls. For they are delicious and everyone loves them x3
Yup. Turkey Meatballs :) Apparently they're delicious x3 And yes, I'm so feckin' proud of myself I'm posting here
Yup. Turkey Meatballs :) Apparently they're delicious x3 And yes, I'm so feckin' proud of myself I'm posting here
One of Those Days.
Posted 16 years agoSo I wake up today, Feeling... Okay. Alive but kinda like I was seeing everything through a sort've... Filter that took out all the normal interest.
And so I'm sitting in my friend's place in Colorado Springs (D: ilu btw) And staring at my laptop, wanting to listen to... something to try and like, Wake me up or snap me out of the funk you know? And what a wonderful time for youtube to not load all of my fav videos. I'm just bored out of my skull and wanting something a little... Interesting or Intriguing, I guess.
And well god damnit, There's nothing D: Instead I'll just listen to Candyman by Aqua >_> Its the only video that google Video would load for meh
And so I'm sitting in my friend's place in Colorado Springs (D: ilu btw) And staring at my laptop, wanting to listen to... something to try and like, Wake me up or snap me out of the funk you know? And what a wonderful time for youtube to not load all of my fav videos. I'm just bored out of my skull and wanting something a little... Interesting or Intriguing, I guess.
And well god damnit, There's nothing D: Instead I'll just listen to Candyman by Aqua >_> Its the only video that google Video would load for meh
Hmmm, A Random goofball thing to do
Posted 16 years ago:3 But, Since my Page Views are never that good... :D Whoever can get a screenie of me when I hit 777; Will either get a spot in an upcoming story, or A spot in a commish With me (It depends on if I get this job)
So... Huh...
Posted 16 years agoMy dad called o.o For the first time in like a year, my father wants to talk to me.
I fear he's a pod person now.
I fear he's a pod person now.
If I were
Posted 16 years agoif i were a month, i would be: May
if i were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 1 am
if i were a planet, i would be: Mars
if i were a sea animal, i would be: a dolphin
if i were a direction, i would be: Down
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: A sex Swing
if i were a sin, i would be: Lust
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Remembered :P
if i were a liquid, i would be: Mercury
if i were a stone, i would be: Amber
if i were a tree, i would be: A Sapling
if i were a bird, i would be: A song bird
if i were a tool, i would be: Allen Wrench
if i were a flower/plant, I would be: A Violet
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Hurricane
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Werewolf D:
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A flute
if i were an animal, i would be: A Dalmatian
if i were a color, i would be: Steel Black
if i were a vegetable, i would be: A Carrot
if i were a sound, i would be: A howl
if i were an element, i would be: Wind
if i were a car, i would be: Lebaron convertible
if i were a song, i would be: A Remix
if i were a movie, i would be: A remake.
if i were a food, i would be: Satan cookies
if i were a place, i would be: Anywhere but here
if i were a material, i would be: Pleather! :P
if i were a taste, i would be: Tangy
if i were a scent, i would be: Musky D:
if i were a religion, i would be: Wicca
if i were a word, i would be: isolated
if i were an object, i would be: A Knife
if i were a body part, i would be: An earlobe
if i were a facial expression, i would be: Scowl
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Chemistry
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: LeLouch
if i were a shape, i would be: A line
if i were a number, i would be: -1
if i were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 1 am
if i were a planet, i would be: Mars
if i were a sea animal, i would be: a dolphin
if i were a direction, i would be: Down
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: A sex Swing
if i were a sin, i would be: Lust
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Remembered :P
if i were a liquid, i would be: Mercury
if i were a stone, i would be: Amber
if i were a tree, i would be: A Sapling
if i were a bird, i would be: A song bird
if i were a tool, i would be: Allen Wrench
if i were a flower/plant, I would be: A Violet
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Hurricane
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Werewolf D:
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: A flute
if i were an animal, i would be: A Dalmatian
if i were a color, i would be: Steel Black
if i were a vegetable, i would be: A Carrot
if i were a sound, i would be: A howl
if i were an element, i would be: Wind
if i were a car, i would be: Lebaron convertible
if i were a song, i would be: A Remix
if i were a movie, i would be: A remake.
if i were a food, i would be: Satan cookies
if i were a place, i would be: Anywhere but here
if i were a material, i would be: Pleather! :P
if i were a taste, i would be: Tangy
if i were a scent, i would be: Musky D:
if i were a religion, i would be: Wicca
if i were a word, i would be: isolated
if i were an object, i would be: A Knife
if i were a body part, i would be: An earlobe
if i were a facial expression, i would be: Scowl
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Chemistry
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: LeLouch
if i were a shape, i would be: A line
if i were a number, i would be: -1
A Question for All.
Posted 16 years agoOkay, Since I finally decided on what story I want to write (Not telling yet :3 Its a seeeecret), I have reached a... problem area, in a sense.
The main characters are, for the most part, created and exist in my mind. But there are others; Background characters, that Are blank slates. I don't want five or six named characters walking about in a world of nameless, facelessfurries!
So here's the Question... Who would be interested in Cameo style apperances? Ranging from a simple short encounter once in the entire story, to multiple appearances throughout the chapters.
Anyone who does, and I want to take; I will, of course, fill you in on details of the story, and any appearance would be double checked with you to make sure the situation isn't something you're not comfortable with. :3 I just need to fill in the spaces of my world, in a sense.
The main characters are, for the most part, created and exist in my mind. But there are others; Background characters, that Are blank slates. I don't want five or six named characters walking about in a world of nameless, facelessfurries!
So here's the Question... Who would be interested in Cameo style apperances? Ranging from a simple short encounter once in the entire story, to multiple appearances throughout the chapters.
Anyone who does, and I want to take; I will, of course, fill you in on details of the story, and any appearance would be double checked with you to make sure the situation isn't something you're not comfortable with. :3 I just need to fill in the spaces of my world, in a sense.
A Poll (Please Read and comment :()
Posted 16 years agoI'm trying to decide on a couple of Ideas for a story that is not entirely focused on sex. I know D: Not my forte, But I want to do it. I want some opinions on Ideas! Right now I've got an idea about a Fraternity; one of the big powerful ones, that's actually quite Homoerotic when you get involved in its innermost secrets (Though not neccessarily gay sex, just... Gay centric), Or a more magical one revolving around hidden race of magical reptiles, and lots of kinky stuff >_>
No Subject
Posted 16 years agoA - Age: 21
B - Bed size: Too small
C - Chore you hate: Dishes
D - Dog's name: Gizmo
E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Pants
F - Favorite color(s): Blue
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 6'3"
I - Instruments you play: Is Dick an option? D: If not, Violin
J - Job title: Professional Job Hunter.
K - Kids: With Extra BBQ :3
L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Liquor
M - Mom's name: Lois
N - Nicknames: Andy, Dami, Drew, Drewski
O - Outie or Innie: Innie
P - Pet Peeve: Lying assholes.
Q - Quote from a movie: "I love Drama... Its so.... Dramatic!" No clue, I just heard it on ABC Family :3
R - Right or left handed: Right for writing, Left for Pawing.
S - Sibling(s): Older sister
T- Time to get up: Sometime after the sun has risen past my windows :( Preferably 11 am
U - Underwear: Boxers or Boxer Briefs (Or Thongs on fun days)
V - Vegetable you dislike: Asparagus
W - What makes you run late: Being too tired to get up :(
X - X-rays you've had: Dental, Chest, and Groin >_>;
Y - Yummy food you make: Cookies. Cookies from Satan.
Z - Zoo favorite: The People :3 They're fun to watch, and you don't get yelled at for feeding them.
B - Bed size: Too small
C - Chore you hate: Dishes
D - Dog's name: Gizmo
E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Pants
F - Favorite color(s): Blue
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 6'3"
I - Instruments you play: Is Dick an option? D: If not, Violin
J - Job title: Professional Job Hunter.
K - Kids: With Extra BBQ :3
L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Liquor
M - Mom's name: Lois
N - Nicknames: Andy, Dami, Drew, Drewski
O - Outie or Innie: Innie
P - Pet Peeve: Lying assholes.
Q - Quote from a movie: "I love Drama... Its so.... Dramatic!" No clue, I just heard it on ABC Family :3
R - Right or left handed: Right for writing, Left for Pawing.
S - Sibling(s): Older sister
T- Time to get up: Sometime after the sun has risen past my windows :( Preferably 11 am
U - Underwear: Boxers or Boxer Briefs (Or Thongs on fun days)
V - Vegetable you dislike: Asparagus
W - What makes you run late: Being too tired to get up :(
X - X-rays you've had: Dental, Chest, and Groin >_>;
Y - Yummy food you make: Cookies. Cookies from Satan.
Z - Zoo favorite: The People :3 They're fun to watch, and you don't get yelled at for feeding them.
Truths.
Posted 16 years agoBlah blah blah.
1) I Tend to be cold to the people because I'm afraid to bring them too close; Its easier to hurt them at the start than to let them get close than hurt them.
2) I'm pretty sure that I'm a jinx, ruining most anything I come in contact with o_O Its kinda emo, I know, but I have proof. D:
3) When I'm feeling bad, I cook. I Cook a lot. Huge meals, but I don't eat them. Ijust make them for other people.
4) I love the taste of dick; I know, thats a weird truth, but I do. Its my favorite sexual act, and past time :P
5) I Spent several y ears of my childhood as a sex toy for my closest male relative; and subsequently spent the few years thinking I had to trade sex for friendship. On the bright side, I give great head >_>;
6) I had testicular cancer when I was 19.
7) I've gotten so drunk that I remember 30 seconds of an entire night, and it involved being pantsless in a bathroom with a stranger o_o
8) I'm an Artwhore, but I hate asking for art, so I suck at it. XD
1) I Tend to be cold to the people because I'm afraid to bring them too close; Its easier to hurt them at the start than to let them get close than hurt them.
2) I'm pretty sure that I'm a jinx, ruining most anything I come in contact with o_O Its kinda emo, I know, but I have proof. D:
3) When I'm feeling bad, I cook. I Cook a lot. Huge meals, but I don't eat them. Ijust make them for other people.
4) I love the taste of dick; I know, thats a weird truth, but I do. Its my favorite sexual act, and past time :P
5) I Spent several y ears of my childhood as a sex toy for my closest male relative; and subsequently spent the few years thinking I had to trade sex for friendship. On the bright side, I give great head >_>;
6) I had testicular cancer when I was 19.
7) I've gotten so drunk that I remember 30 seconds of an entire night, and it involved being pantsless in a bathroom with a stranger o_o
8) I'm an Artwhore, but I hate asking for art, so I suck at it. XD
