Dear God...
4 months since I was last online...
Time flies when you're working your ass off...




Typing on a psp is so confusing...

03:02 AM. I get an SMS.
"(Ad) HIV Positive? Get Life Cover from R125pm." (...)

Yesterday: 02:49 AM
"Stand a chance to win a million rand with Vodacom Millionaires!" (I'm with CellC)

The day before: 03:15 AM
"U are not a subscriber" (WTF?)

How the FUCK do these people get my number?

You wake up to find me laying nest to you in bed. I am completely naked. You notice you are also naked.

Using three words only, What would you say to me?

If you comment, you will have to post it yourself. Unless you already have or choose to blatantly disobey the rules, in which case you deserve a slap.

For the first time in months I sat down infront of acomputer and did something other than work!
I *attempted* to write a little bit. It felt good to write again. I was actually really enjoying myself :D
Then 15 minutes later I passed out infront of the computer.
Now I have half a keyboard imbeded in my face! :D
ok thanx goodnight.


*pointless journal to prove I'm still alive for anyone that actually cares*

A few days ago, my boss (finally) desided I've earned a little break from work, so he said I could take a day or two off if I wanted to. Of course I'm not going to say no to that offer.
I desided to teake yesterday and today off because it was Valentines day, blah blah blah.

This morning I woke up to a wonderful phone call from him! He said he needs me to come in to work today, on my first -Well technically second, but whatever- day off since I started working there almost a year ago (besides public holidays and weekends obviously). He also tells me I'll most likely need to work overtime to catch up the work I missed yesterday because I "blatantly refused to show up for work".

To make matters worse, I was also told that recently I've been doing too much overtime (I sit at that place for 2-4 hours after 5 o'clock doing work on a good night) and that they will not be paying me for my countless hours of extra work! A nice big slap in the face!

I can see why the previous 3 people who worked in my current position left (one commited suicide I think, another is in a mental institute).

I hate that place.

I REALLY need to try to be more active here...
I need to update my userprofile(eventually), actually post something, update contact info, ect.

SO MUCH WORK! uggh.

Why are there so many submissions and journals titled "Vulva/vag meme"???
wtf people.

omg. I love Ozzy.

Censored commercials are gay.

You've probably heard this all before...
You could have knocked me out with a feather.

I'm a young one stuck in the thoughts of an old one's head.
When all the others were just stirring awake, I'm trying to trick myself to fall asleep again.
But, Mamma.
If we don't take medication, we won't sleep for days.


Come in the water's warm, come on like a sugar cube.
But with a kick in the head like putting wings on lead.
Your eyes are blocking my starlight.
I'm the last of my kind and that's all that should matter to you.

Only the best of us can find happiness in misery.

OMFG!!!

http://www.the3rdbirthdaygame.com

I WANT IT! I want too shoot ugly creatures in the face as a chick!
I like first and third person shooters...

All I need is a psp...

plus, that chick is kinda hot... >.> in a way... I guess... I'm going to shut up now...

I'm bored. borrowed from Himalaya.

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? ---No
Been arrested? ---No
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---No
Ran a red light? ---No
Been suspended from school? ---No
Experienced love at first sight? ---Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? ---No
Been fired from a job? ---No
Fired somebody? ---No
Sang karaoke? ---...Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? ---No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---No
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ---...Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- No
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? ---Yes
Seen someone die? ---No
Played spin-the-bottle? ---......yeah...
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? ---No
Sat on a rooftop? --- No
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ---Yes
Skipped school? ---No
Eaten a bug? ---No
Sleepwalked? ---No
Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? ---No
Dumped someone? ---No
Forgotten your anniversary? ---No
Lied to avoid a ticket? ---No
Ridden on a helicopter? ---No
Shaved your head? --- ..................yes
Blacked out from drinking? ---No
Played a prank on someone? ---Yes
Hit a home run? ---No
Felt like killing someone? ---Yes
Cross-dressed? ---No
Been falling-down drunk? ---No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---Yes/No.
Eaten snake? ---No
Marched/Protested? ---No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---No
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ---No
Been in a band? ---No
Knitted? ---No
Been on TV? ---No
Shot a gun? ---No
Skinny-dipped? ---...Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? ---No
Ridden a surfboard? ---No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---No
Had surgery? ---Yes
Streaked? ---No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---Yes
Passed out when not drinking? ---No
Peed on a bush? ---No
Donated Blood? ---No
Grabbed electric fence? ---No
Eaten alligator meat? ---No
Eaten cheesecake? ---Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? ---No
Peed your pants in public? ---No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? ---No
Think about the future? ---Yes
Been in handcuffs? ---No
Believe in love? ---Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ---Yes

If you're one of the myriads of people wondering why I was listening to a Christmas song in the middle of August, then I shall tell you why:

Because I fucking can!

... In Lord of the Rings Battle for Middle Earth 2: Rise of the Witch-king, you can create a custom hero with the assassinate ability.

The Corrupted Man class has oficially become my favourite.
Make a Corrupted Man, toss his atribute points in whichever the fuck fields you want (I suggest health and armor) and make sure that you give him the superior assassination ability, nothing else really matters.
Build him as soon as possible and let him level up a bit.
Once he reaches level 10, as soon as you see an emeny hero or high level monster, run up behind it and use assassination.

"Hahaha!"
BANG!

The poor target of the ability dies instantly no matter how much health points he has.
But seriously, it sounds like a bomb is dropped on the target!



Another really cheap hero is an Elven archer hero.
Place his atribute points in whatever the fuck you want (I suggest health, armor and vision), and make sure you give him superior archer specialisation. You can also give him the arrow volley ability for large groups of enemies.

Calmly waits and as soon as he sees a battalion of enemy troops, he takes aim.
within five seconds an entire battalion of twelve+ men are all dead.

Or, run into the enemy's main base and head straight for their fortress.
One shot and the entire fortress crumbles! An instant victory!


The game is a lot of fun, but it is very unrealistic and a bit cheap...

Because I am bored.

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention I actually dislike to much attention.
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip Actually, that is not really to plausable for a human, much less for a dinosaur digimon.
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you Well, if I did that, then how on Earth would I get close enough to stab them in the back?
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back I don't do running.
Total: 0

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear You'd knock my glasses off if you did that. Then I'd be as bling as a mole and as angry as a sober dwarf!
[ ] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car I wouldn't want my glasses to land up under a truck's wheels, so no.
[ ] you like when people pet your head It makes me feel so short...
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper Well, who wouldn't? It's a natural reaction.
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with Feathers make me sneeze.
Total So Far: 1

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime I suffer from a lack of sleep.
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds Poor birds...
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them If I did, I'd have to lick the faces of 50 odd people. No thank you.
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you Well. Now that is odd. Why would you bite when humans have invented so many wonderful weapons for us to use!
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours I tend to only finish half of my food...
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink Cream Soda for me thanx.
Total So Far: 1

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it Choking hazard.
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it To slavery-ish for me.
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park I don't do long walks.
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want Moew, no. Bark, no. Whine, yes, but only if I desperately want something.
Total So Far: 1

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws" OK, first off, a dinosaur doesn't have paws. Secondly, wait... nope. the first statement pretty much sums it all up.
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about I frown and ask multiple questions until I a: get a desired answer. or b: finally understand what I have heard.
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk I don't do running or walks.
[X] you really enjoy cuddling especially when it's cold.
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up I get out of bed, stretch, go to the bathroom, eat breakfast, then only do I fully wake up.
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around Once I wake up, I cannot fall asleep again.
Total So Far: 2

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep When I sleep, it's on my bed thank you.
[ ] you meow or bark very often A dinosaur doesn't meow or bark.
[ ] you hide when you get scared well, I am a coward, but I do not run.
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house For God sakes! I don't do running!
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand Oh for fuck sakes.
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot I hate having to replace things. Arado.
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total So Far: 2

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better Haemophobia
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total So Far: 2

[ ] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time I find myself staring at the pages of a book.
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers I don't really talk to strangers.
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet People say I act like the master...
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass By the Gods! Are they serious?
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water I'll take a towel thank you very much.
Final Total: 2

Take the total score and multiple be two and...
4%

Oh God! Wow! HA! I really am a terrible fur! HA!

5 weeks ago I started reading he Harry Potter books (already finished the series but that's besides the point).
Just before reading them, I reread the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

There are so many similarities it's not even funny.

Dumbledor is Gandalf.

Harry is Aragorn.
Ron is Gimli.
Hermione is Legolas.

Fred and Geogre are Marry and Pippin.

Ginny is Eomer/Arwen.

Sirius Black is Boromir.

Voldemort is Sauron.

The Death Eaters and Dementors (or how ever the hell it is spelt) are the Nazghul (also known as the Black Riders)

The trolls from the Harry Potter series are the same as those in Lord of the Rings.

That giant spider from the second book is Shelob.

That House Elf Kretcher is kinda like Gollum.

The Horkruxes are like the Rings of Power.

There is a huge list of similarities.
I'm not saying that she ripped Tolkien off but, just think about it: why are there so many similarities?
And when she said that it came to her while she was on a train, did she have Tolkien's books with her?
hmmm...
Just something to think about.

Also, all of the spells are just latin words with one or two minor changes like a letter added or removed, ect.

I'm not saying the books are bad. They are quite well written. Just to similar to the Lord of the Rings for me personally...

Mr. Benzedrine.


:D I'm actually not to busy anymore! YAAAY!!!

that and, I lost 15kg... out of nowhere...
I havn't been eating less or exercising but I lost weight... wtf.

I've been kinda inactive lately...
I'm really sorry...

But I have like 20 things to do all at once... I've been really really busy.
I'm sorry.

And I would post something. I would if I could.
But little brothers do tend to delete stuff that they don't care about or don't understand...

I got tagged by

Here are the rules

*) Post 8 true things about yourself
*) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
*) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
*) NO TAG-BACKS

1) I am a huge Fall out Boy fan. (only music i listen to really...)
2) I wear glasses...
3) I get worried very easily.
4) I am really really flexible |3
5) I play way too much games. Currently playing Animal Crossing: Let's go to the city!
6) I hate cameras. I can't stand them.
7) My ass is a little slut xD
8) I have hemophobia... (A fear of blood)

I'm to lazy to tag!

Taken from  Arado123456789

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

A meme I got tagged by 2 months ago... >.>

001. Real name → Daniel Nicolas Pretorius
002. Nickname(s)→ Dan, danny Nicol(Fuck I hate that one)
003. Zodiac sign → I don't know.
004. Male or female → Male
005. Elementary → Finished. (Grades 0 -7)
006. Middle School → what?
007. High School → done (Grade 8 - matric)
008. Hair color → Blonde atm.
009. Long or short → For me to know and you not to find out.
010. Loud or Quiet → Quiet
011. Sweats or Jeans → Sweats
012. Phone or Camera → Cellphone. Cameras are shit >.<
013. Health freak → No...
014. Drink or Smoke? → Nether...
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → No. I am in love with someone atm.
016. Eat or Drink → Eat.
017. Piercings → Non
018. Tattoos → No! eew!

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → Yes.
020. Been in a relationship → I am in one.
021. Been in a car accident → Yes >.>
022. Been in a fist fight → No. Arado jumps infront of me to protect me everytime...

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Non...
024. First best friend → You mean when I got my first best friend? when i was 4.
025. First award → ummm... I can first in a chess tounament 12 years ago.
026. First crush → Arado since the day I met him :)
028. First big vacation → can't remember it.
029. Last person you talked to → Arado.
030. Last person you IMed →I don't remember.
031. Last person you watched a movie with → Arado.
032. Last food you ate → A steak.
033. Last movie you watched → Final Fantasy: Advent Children with Arado.
034. Last song you listened to → Alpha Dog by Fall Out Boy
035. Last thing you bought → A cd
036. Last person you hugged → Arado.

FAVES:
037. Food → Steak.
038. Drinks → Iron brew.
039. Clothing →Anything that is comfortable.
040. Books →The Lord of the Rings.
041. Music → anything but mostly Alternative Rock.
042. Flowers → protea.
043. Colors → Auburn.
044. Movies → Anything really.
045. Positions →Oral yin yang, Missionary, 69, Doggy style, Fucking Bronco and Self-Service Pump...
046. Subjects → English.

IN 2009 I....
047. [] kissed in the snow. (No snow in SA)
048. [x] celebrated Halloween. (Those poor children... Well they wanted to mess around with us on halloween.)
049. [] had your heart broken. (Nope)
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone. (Not once.)
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation. (My parents did.)
052. [x] Came out of the closet. (I told Arado I was gay and loved him.)
053. [] gotten pregnant. (yes of course. How many men havn't gotten pregnant?)
054. [] had an abortion. (Yes. men have abotions daily >.>)
055. [x] done something you've regretted. (...)
056. [x] broke a promise. (You can't keep them all...)
057. [x] hid a secret. (Never told anyone I was Gay...)
058. [x] pretended to be happy. (...)
059. [x] met someone who changed your life. (Arado)
060. [] pretended to be sick. (Nope. I'm not a good actor anyway.)
061. [x] left the country. (yup Tanzania)
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. (heehee. That was a weird incident.)
063. [x] traveled to high mountains. (Mount Kilimanjaro)
064. [x] ran a lot on the beach. (I love running an the sand at beaches)
065. [] live on a beach. (no)
066. [x] stayed single a whole year. (most of my life)

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → A chocolate.
068. Drinking → Iron Brew.
069. I'm about to do → i don't know...
070. Listening to → Fall out Boy - Believers never Die: The greatest hits.
071. Plans for today → non
072. Waiting for → nothing.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → maybe an adoption?
074. Want to get married? → Yes I wanna get married to Arado.
075. Careers in mind → meh.

OR OR:
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
077. Shorter or taller? → meh either.
078. Romantic or spontaneous → romance
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms.
080. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
081. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → yeah.
084. Ran away from home → No.
086. Killed somebody/thing → not in real life no. But in games yes.
087. Broken someone's heart → nope.
088. Been arrested → Never.
089. Cried when someone died → Yeah. when people die I cry...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → maybe.
091. Miracles → Yes.
092. Love at first sight → YES!
093. Heaven → yes.
094. Santa Claus → Nope. never did.
095. Sex on the first date → Well i wouldn't mind it.
096. Kiss on the first date → OF COURSE!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Arado
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → Yeah.
099. Do you believe in God → Yes I believe there is a God.
100. Np I'm nottaggin anyone X|

Whether i like it or not, Arado has caused me to become more and more open about out personal life...
Thanx Arado >.>

I should probably submit a story soon...

FUCKIT!
My biological dad just one big fucking pile of shit.
I never really liked him but I now officially hate him.

He phoned me earlier on and asked how I was doing.
I told him about evrything that happened with Arado.
He replied "Pitty he didn't blow himself to pieces. Oh well. Maybe well get lucky and something goes wrong and he dies anyway."

I just said "Go jump of a fucking bridge" and slammed to phone down.

So yeah.
My bioligical dad is a fucked up fucking piece of worthless shit.

Holy. Fucking. Shit...
Arado seriously took a bunch of explosives and blew something up.
It was an old abandoned farmhouse, but still.
He blew the thing up but got hit by a bunch of flying shrapnel...

He finally came home and knocked on the door.
I opened it and there he was, covered in blood an cut everywhere.
His white shirt is now mostly red...
I can still smell the blood... I hate that smell.

As I opened the door, he smiled and said "You're safe now."
next thing I knew, he had collapsed.

He's now in the hospital in critical condition...
The doctors said that he has multiple serious lacerations and a fractured rib...

Things aren't looking good...
They've already had to restart his heart.
He almost bled to death while they there busy on him...

oh God...
Arado's mental health is really going down the drain...
His paranoia is really getting to him...
And he's hallucinating...

I think hes gonna end up killing himself if things keep going on like this...