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General | Posted 17 years agohttp://www.livevideo.com/video/7EEF.....ip-sesame.aspx
Come on. You know you want to. Don't be ashamed to admit something is wrong with you.
Come on. You know you want to. Don't be ashamed to admit something is wrong with you.
Movies...
General | Posted 17 years agoWas shit....Will Eisner, the poor man, is rolling around in his bottomless coffin grave.I'm actually glad that it tanked at the box office. They are also coming out with another video game movie where everything is all dark colors and no real loyalty to the original material. It's going to tank, too, Unfortunately. Oh, uh, dragonball is coming out as a movie...they got agirl who you wouldn't even imagine as playing Bulma playing Bulma...go figure. Aaaaaannnddd...Goku is white.....very white.....which is needless to say, a big fricken' surprise. O_o
Oh...G.I. Joe is coming out soon....and yeah, everybody , not just old Snake eyes is going to be wearing black. Thank you over-paid, overestimated Hollywood.
At least The Watchmen won't be that big of a let-down. Hell, they even placed the setting of the story in 1985. Just like the story. i was impressed, seeing how they've gotta find a shit-load of eighties era cars and memorabilia, now. Ozzymandias and Night Owl are my only real gripes so far as costume changes go. I'm not even going to bat an eye at what's wrong with The comedian, because if Eddy Blake really was the kind of guy he was, then you bet your ass he wouldn't be going around with an S&M mask over his head.
Night owl needs round goggles, not squarsies. And...well, damn, Mr. Veidt (Ozymandias) already looked gay enough in the original costume. Now they've overkilled it and made it look like the Robin costume that was worn in Batman and Robin, and Batman Forever. I mean, Damn, I know that the fags pretty much run Hollywood, but somebody needs a good pimp-slapping upside their heads somewhere. Thank goodness they didn't find some way to fuck with Rorschach.
But I digress.
Hollywood, take the glamor glasses off your eyes and go to the optometrist, really.
Oh...G.I. Joe is coming out soon....and yeah, everybody , not just old Snake eyes is going to be wearing black. Thank you over-paid, overestimated Hollywood.
At least The Watchmen won't be that big of a let-down. Hell, they even placed the setting of the story in 1985. Just like the story. i was impressed, seeing how they've gotta find a shit-load of eighties era cars and memorabilia, now. Ozzymandias and Night Owl are my only real gripes so far as costume changes go. I'm not even going to bat an eye at what's wrong with The comedian, because if Eddy Blake really was the kind of guy he was, then you bet your ass he wouldn't be going around with an S&M mask over his head.
Night owl needs round goggles, not squarsies. And...well, damn, Mr. Veidt (Ozymandias) already looked gay enough in the original costume. Now they've overkilled it and made it look like the Robin costume that was worn in Batman and Robin, and Batman Forever. I mean, Damn, I know that the fags pretty much run Hollywood, but somebody needs a good pimp-slapping upside their heads somewhere. Thank goodness they didn't find some way to fuck with Rorschach.
But I digress.
Hollywood, take the glamor glasses off your eyes and go to the optometrist, really.
Thank You! :3
General | Posted 17 years agoThank you for making the faves on my page that you have, and thank you for the comments you left....even though you don't seem to do that as often as faving my shit...what's up with that? Anyway, and thank you for noticing that I faved your stuff too, and have watched a lot of you. Your art is all very good and I wouldn't have faved it if it wasn't. Truth be told there are some things that I would fave...but I'm afraid to...don't ask me why, I have good reasons....well, good enough. Saw Foxy tangerine's latest comic...eet's so kyoote! and I love every next page she dishes out. Hope she keeps it running for a long time. And If my best friend is out there, A tigress, or panda femme, or panderess...whatever form she has taken can see this and would like to say hi, then I would appreciate it. I worry about her every day. I know she's doing fine, but it worries me when someone very close to me just seems to disappear off the face of the planet when I try to get in contact with them to see how they are doing. And I know she has probably been trying to text me on my cell, but I don't have a texting service. I can't pay for it, either. Don't have the bread right now. so if she could leave me a message (in tesxt if she wants) someplace where I can see it (No, not my phone, and not Trillian) then go for it. (but if you really have to use trillian, then my screen name on Yahoo messenger is danieltiger01). I would like to see if anyone is interested in commissions....yes, I take commissions. Need the money and the practice. hell, I'll sell it cheap if I gotta. You can se the price for what you think is fair. Love peace and good music for all of you, until next time.
~Danny.
~Danny.
Hell explained...A little something I picked up.
General | Posted 17 years agoI thought that this was a pretty good joke that should be shared with you all.
It involves science and faith, so steel yourselves for this one.
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we
now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God!'
THIS STUDENT
RECEIVED AN A+.
It involves science and faith, so steel yourselves for this one.
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we
now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God!'
THIS STUDENT
RECEIVED AN A+.
Bad News all around.
General | Posted 17 years agoSince I have been sleeping in for most of the last three days, many bad things have been happening. First of all another chunk of my car appears to have gone missing. I think it happened on Friday when I let my little brother drive us to the CiCi's pizza restaurant. Since then I have been retracing our mileage, trying to find out where the piece of plastic and metal may have fallen off. Then, just yesterday. i had found out that my cat had died on Friday. But nobody told me until Saturday night. Ain't that some crap. And to deepen the wound, my mom is talking about how I should go back into education in order to get a better job than the one I have, but she doesn't want me to do it my way, as usual. She wants me to get a scholarship so I can at least get a job as an information jockey at a hospital or a clinic because they get paid $15.00 an hour. Hard to do that when I don't even have the ability to afford food on a daily basis. Not like I used to anyway. I haven't drawn anything good in a dog's age. I'm currently working on designs for Kitsune kabuki masks for a skit I would like to do at an anime convention this year. I hope I will be able to go to any conventions at all this year instead of having to stay at work, or at home because insufficient funds.
I've Done 90 of the 120 stupidest things.
General | Posted 17 years agoLevel 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x)Skipped Class (In college who didn't?)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (asprin?)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 23
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 28
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on (not that I know of anyway)
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 45
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 50
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 59
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 61
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 64
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 67
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 69
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 71
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 75
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 80
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 83
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 87
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 90
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x)Skipped Class (In college who didn't?)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (asprin?)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 23
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 28
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on (not that I know of anyway)
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 39
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 42
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 45
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 50
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 59
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 61
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 64
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 67
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 69
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 71
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 75
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 80
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 83
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 87
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 90
Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
VIIIIIIRUS-ALERT!!
General | Posted 17 years agoTell everyone immediately before someone gets hurt!
-Weird Al Yankovitch.
Yeah, my computer is infected up the wazoo. I'm actually typing this from a library computer right now so I have some way at all of telling everybody what's up. It really sucks. I can't use anything on my computer: all of the applications are locked, I can't log in to anything, the only thing that f@cking works is the mouse!
I'm having to send my PC tower over to a trusted friend to have it de-bugged, and there might be a lot of damage to my excecutable files. If that's true, then no more Second Life for me. No W.O.W. either. I'm really in the doldrums here folks.
I'll still be drawing while I'm on downtime, so all of the people who have commissioned me, don't worry, everything is on scedule. I just won't be able to get anything finished untill the computer is fixed. No scanner no photoshop, you know how it is.
But in all seriousness. There is a big bad bug going around recently that is not only a virus itself, but it downloads other viruses in order to keep itself anchored int6o your hard drive. Get your ass some digital proetction, otherwise your files might get lost....God I hop that's not the case with my PC. I hate it when I lose all of the pictures I have amde over the years that I no longer have the original copies of, anymore.
Well, that's all I have for now.
And EON, big love for you wherever you are, kiddo. Hope you're well and making good money...'cause i ain't O\.../o
Yeah, winn-DICK-me still suck and needs to be rendered to ahses...
-Weird Al Yankovitch.
Yeah, my computer is infected up the wazoo. I'm actually typing this from a library computer right now so I have some way at all of telling everybody what's up. It really sucks. I can't use anything on my computer: all of the applications are locked, I can't log in to anything, the only thing that f@cking works is the mouse!
I'm having to send my PC tower over to a trusted friend to have it de-bugged, and there might be a lot of damage to my excecutable files. If that's true, then no more Second Life for me. No W.O.W. either. I'm really in the doldrums here folks.
I'll still be drawing while I'm on downtime, so all of the people who have commissioned me, don't worry, everything is on scedule. I just won't be able to get anything finished untill the computer is fixed. No scanner no photoshop, you know how it is.
But in all seriousness. There is a big bad bug going around recently that is not only a virus itself, but it downloads other viruses in order to keep itself anchored int6o your hard drive. Get your ass some digital proetction, otherwise your files might get lost....God I hop that's not the case with my PC. I hate it when I lose all of the pictures I have amde over the years that I no longer have the original copies of, anymore.
Well, that's all I have for now.
And EON, big love for you wherever you are, kiddo. Hope you're well and making good money...'cause i ain't O\.../o
Yeah, winn-DICK-me still suck and needs to be rendered to ahses...
just putting something up here
General | Posted 17 years agoOkay...I've been as sick as a dog for the past couple of days now, and I'm getting better, I think. The other people in the house are starting to get sick, thank god, because now it means they are going to have to get medicine. Medicine that I can take so that I can be cured a lot faster than they were letting me to begin with. whenever I get sick my family completely ignores me. It's only until one of them gets sick as well that they finally decide that it's a serious situation. They keep forgetting that if I get sick that they all get sick. They really believe that because I'm the heaviest one in the family that they'll never get sick because they're thinner than me. Yeah, well, reality's a bitch, isn't it? The virus don't care how you look or what healthy foods you eat, it's still gonna get'cha. If they would learn that instead of constantly avoiding the obvious then they wouldn't have to go through this every year. I have had bronchitis each year since I was 15. And who's to blame for that? My mother, who brought that shit home in the first place. My cold hasn't really tried to become bronchitis yet, but it will if I can't get rid of it fast.
FA is BACK!! HOly SH*T!!!
General | Posted 17 years agoyeah, I tried FA just a day ago and, sure enough, the furry art goodness is back. Thank Gods and Goddesses of all cultures it is, because unlike Deviant Art, this site is still user friendly. FA doesn't force you to try to search for the art you like according to every single frickken' category in existence. With this site all I have to do is type in a word, and poof! ANYTHING with the word or subject matter pertaining to it is automatically shown, and shows all of them instead of *only* the most recent and *only* the most popular. A huge thumbs up to the moderators who know what people want when it comes to an art hosting site! ^...^
And I have some art that I will be uploading soon, so look out for that.
And I have some art that I will be uploading soon, so look out for that.
I neeeed people.
General | Posted 17 years agoI really miss Eon...A lot. But she's in G-ville Fla and I'm in potater town Fla. I should go visit her, but I don't have the damn foggiest as to where the hell she lives.
OH! Just got done making a CD. I'll probably send it to her sometime soon....if she could ever stop playing WOW(World Of Warcraft) one of these nights.
**starts singing One of these Nights by The Eagles**
O_O ...........
Sorry. ^'...'^
Bad punzorz.
Anywho, I'm still serious about taking commisions. If anybody would like some just give me an E-Mail, I need to draw, and I need a second income.
The income I get from my job sucks ass.
Especially since they keep cutting my hours and threatening to fire me..... nice folks at Winn DIck-Me.
.....
My best friend moved all the way up state for some reason now I only get to see him extremely rarely, and all of my other friends never seem to call me on my house phone..they keep calling my cell phone because they think that it has a good battery and will not power down while they are calling. But it happens. So duh. I wish I knew some more furs, or furry artists in the Orlando, or surrounding Orlando area that I could hang out with. Anybody interested in hanging out? If so then leave me a response. I need to get out more on my days off. Some sun and hanging around nice folks would really do me some good.
OH! Just got done making a CD. I'll probably send it to her sometime soon....if she could ever stop playing WOW(World Of Warcraft) one of these nights.
**starts singing One of these Nights by The Eagles**
O_O ...........
Sorry. ^'...'^
Bad punzorz.
Anywho, I'm still serious about taking commisions. If anybody would like some just give me an E-Mail, I need to draw, and I need a second income.
The income I get from my job sucks ass.
Especially since they keep cutting my hours and threatening to fire me..... nice folks at Winn DIck-Me.
.....
My best friend moved all the way up state for some reason now I only get to see him extremely rarely, and all of my other friends never seem to call me on my house phone..they keep calling my cell phone because they think that it has a good battery and will not power down while they are calling. But it happens. So duh. I wish I knew some more furs, or furry artists in the Orlando, or surrounding Orlando area that I could hang out with. Anybody interested in hanging out? If so then leave me a response. I need to get out more on my days off. Some sun and hanging around nice folks would really do me some good.
I need money
General | Posted 17 years agoI need money...again...
C'mon, doesn't anybody want some commissions? I'll sell 'em to you cheap! I don't want to use furbid because I can't keep track of stuff like that. I'm just not able to. Oh yeah. ANd I was sick with Bronchitis for about three weeks solid, and now, because of that, and the fact that I called in to work to ask for time off (for the umpteenth time), they are seriously cutting back my hours. Of course they were already cutting back a lot of people's hours. Hey, Winn-Dixie, am I right? Shitty store, shitty business practices, shitty outcome. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
Anywho, I'm still coughing just a little, and I really need a new job and more money because me and my family can't survive without it. We are in serious trouble, people.
Ever since I had to move out from my parents' house, and then end up having to move back in, it's been murder, bills piling up, having to give up on stuff no one should have to give up on, buying less food... Mom having to bring left-overs home from work just to keep our stomachs from growling for too long...You know how it is.
So come on, people, I'm serious, help a fella out, would ya? I don't know what else to do. I'm running out of options faster than you can say Jack Robinson.
C'mon, doesn't anybody want some commissions? I'll sell 'em to you cheap! I don't want to use furbid because I can't keep track of stuff like that. I'm just not able to. Oh yeah. ANd I was sick with Bronchitis for about three weeks solid, and now, because of that, and the fact that I called in to work to ask for time off (for the umpteenth time), they are seriously cutting back my hours. Of course they were already cutting back a lot of people's hours. Hey, Winn-Dixie, am I right? Shitty store, shitty business practices, shitty outcome. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
Anywho, I'm still coughing just a little, and I really need a new job and more money because me and my family can't survive without it. We are in serious trouble, people.
Ever since I had to move out from my parents' house, and then end up having to move back in, it's been murder, bills piling up, having to give up on stuff no one should have to give up on, buying less food... Mom having to bring left-overs home from work just to keep our stomachs from growling for too long...You know how it is.
So come on, people, I'm serious, help a fella out, would ya? I don't know what else to do. I'm running out of options faster than you can say Jack Robinson.
Oh shit...I'm broke!
General | Posted 18 years agoThe paychecks I get from my job at winnDick-me really suck. And with all the things I need to pay for with what little money I have, it has finally taken it's toll on me. I have no money for lunch, no money to pay for my rent (my rent always being the real reason why I have no money to begin with), and no money for gas...which in these times makes me really fucked.
No lie.
I wonder what I'm going to do. I mean, people who usually quit or get fired from Winn-Dixie aren't exactly considered "let's hire him for our company material. And the only open position I've heard about at another company somewhere is at a CVS pharmacy. My mom told me about that one, but she won't tell me what position it's for. And noooo , I can't go and ask for myself. My work schedule is keeping that from happening. I work the graveyard shift, so I'm doing nothing but getting a good day's rest. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is running like clockwork while I feel like I'm going to fall apart any day now. So that brings me to why I was writing this. Please....anybody. Commission me. You've seen my art. You know I can do it. Just help a guy out. If you could please help me and give a guy some money, e-mail me at danieltiger03[at]hotmail.com and title it something like Art commission request or something so I know not to delete it. I also have a yahoomail address if you would rather use that. My yahoo address is danieltiger01[at]yahoo.com . And no, I don't know what the yahoo mail connotation is. I don't use it a lot, but I do check it everyday. So please, seriously, help me out??!
No lie.
I wonder what I'm going to do. I mean, people who usually quit or get fired from Winn-Dixie aren't exactly considered "let's hire him for our company material. And the only open position I've heard about at another company somewhere is at a CVS pharmacy. My mom told me about that one, but she won't tell me what position it's for. And noooo , I can't go and ask for myself. My work schedule is keeping that from happening. I work the graveyard shift, so I'm doing nothing but getting a good day's rest. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is running like clockwork while I feel like I'm going to fall apart any day now. So that brings me to why I was writing this. Please....anybody. Commission me. You've seen my art. You know I can do it. Just help a guy out. If you could please help me and give a guy some money, e-mail me at danieltiger03[at]hotmail.com and title it something like Art commission request or something so I know not to delete it. I also have a yahoomail address if you would rather use that. My yahoo address is danieltiger01[at]yahoo.com . And no, I don't know what the yahoo mail connotation is. I don't use it a lot, but I do check it everyday. So please, seriously, help me out??!
Merry Christmas, guys!!!!
General | Posted 18 years agoI haven't been able to give you guys any thanks or anything even resembling a response because Winn-Dixie, my slave drivers, have been working me ragged.
"Oh, it's such an easy job, Daniel" they say.
"STop your complaining and pick up the pace!...."
I'm over 200 lbs.
I'm under 6'0" tall.
Health food is too ridiculously expensive now a days, so that ain't happenin'.
I've got bad knees,
poor eyesight,
I get no sleep because you make me work late hours,
you complain that you don't know where I am when I'm obviously in the bathroom just trying to answer the call of nature...
I only get paid minimum wage when I've quit "harder" jobs than these which, compared to this, is the type of job I would not wish an an escaped Mexican mental patient.
And then you fu@@ing complain that I take too long using the bathroom when I'm usually in the bathroom pooping or peeing like any other living creature is prone to do, when all YOU use it for is for peeing maybe once or twice during the entire work day.
Your toilet paper sucks, and I've got constipation.
Get...
A...
Gadd-dang...
CLUE... O_O!
I got more health problems than you do (and you guys are older than I am, sad), and I even had the good manners to warn you about that BEFORE I started working for you people.
It's on my freakin' resume, for crap's sake!
Did you just conveniently forget, or are you among the many who suffer from buck-blindness?
Your corporate, living-quality wages getting in the way of the eyes and ears that the Good Lord gave ya, HMM?
......................................I think so. = . =
"Oh, it's such an easy job, Daniel" they say.
"STop your complaining and pick up the pace!...."
I'm over 200 lbs.
I'm under 6'0" tall.
Health food is too ridiculously expensive now a days, so that ain't happenin'.
I've got bad knees,
poor eyesight,
I get no sleep because you make me work late hours,
you complain that you don't know where I am when I'm obviously in the bathroom just trying to answer the call of nature...
I only get paid minimum wage when I've quit "harder" jobs than these which, compared to this, is the type of job I would not wish an an escaped Mexican mental patient.
And then you fu@@ing complain that I take too long using the bathroom when I'm usually in the bathroom pooping or peeing like any other living creature is prone to do, when all YOU use it for is for peeing maybe once or twice during the entire work day.
Your toilet paper sucks, and I've got constipation.
Get...
A...
Gadd-dang...
CLUE... O_O!
I got more health problems than you do (and you guys are older than I am, sad), and I even had the good manners to warn you about that BEFORE I started working for you people.
It's on my freakin' resume, for crap's sake!
Did you just conveniently forget, or are you among the many who suffer from buck-blindness?
Your corporate, living-quality wages getting in the way of the eyes and ears that the Good Lord gave ya, HMM?
......................................I think so. = . =
They are making a Transformers Sequel....what?
General | Posted 18 years ago...What the hell? I mean, I liked the first movie, sure, but like how they did the first XMen movie, I found a couple of things wrong with the film. On top of that, millions of other people badgered the movie because of said mistakes. So now...they decide to make a sequel?
Michael Bay needs a tire iron to the crotch.
First off, the kid character wasn't Spike, however lovable and endearing he was. Same thing about Bumblebee, but only about his appearance. A Camero instead of a Volkswagen bug....'kay. I can let that slide. My man the Bee needed a total makeover, anyway. But a lot of people didn't like it.
Second, They killed Jazz, the only truly cool, laid-back transformer of the whole bunch. Also known as the token black guy of the Autobots. He was Killed near the end of the movie instead of somewhere in the middle or the beginning, which was a slight plus, but still, why?
Third, what the fuck was up with their choice of bad guys? They tried to give a makeover to Megatron...which was okay, I suppose. The only problem with the way they changed Megatron's appearance was the fact that they made his head look like a razor-sharp dick-knob. Sure he should look evil, but DAMN! Somebody in the design department had issues. And the characters Barricade, Blackout, Scorponok, and Brawl/Devastator were never part of the original Decepticons. The only ones that were were Megatron and Starscream. Bonecrusher was actually supposed to ba a bull dozer...and HE was supposed to be one of a group of minions owned by the Decepticons known as the Constructicons, who would connect to make the giant robot "Devastator". The others were not in the Transformers storyline untill third or fourth generation. Oh, yes....and Barricade? You know, the evil cop car decepticon? He was also never one of the original badguys. He was actually supposed to be one of the bad guys made way-waaaaay down the generation track (Transformers Armada/Transformers Energon), And the original cop car's name was Prowl, he was an Autobot, and he had the characteristics of a good cop. I assume they made 'Barricade' a part because somebody on the production team at DreamWorks Reeeeeeeeeeeeeally dissaproves of authority. But think about it...an evil cop car....with an evil bunch of Military equip vehicles?
That was lame.
Compared to the Military, the cops are more like borderline mall security. "Barricade" must have been made much fun of whilst in the company of his peers. Because originally...Barricade was a missle tank.
The excuse they gave for this blunder was that they originally intended to put Prowl in, but they also wanted the bad guy cop, too. In fact, they thought that the presence of the bad cop car was more attractive, so they took the good cop car (Prowl) out completely.
Plus...to add insult to injury...why don't we remain on the subject of people they left out of the first movie...
SPike Witwicky....Not SAM Witwicky was supposed to be the kid who found the transformers. And Spike, was an only child who lived with his single father. Also, The first Autobot SPIKE (blond-haired kid) found was Hot-Rod, A bitchin' cool kinda surfer-dude/good-ol'-boy Ford GT Autobot with the classic "fire bird" decal emblazoned on his chest plate. And I'm afraid they confused HIS personality with that of Bumblebee's. Hot-Rod was more the rambunctious but loyal teen and BumbleBee was more the boyscout. BOY, did they fuck that up.
Also they left out Kup, who was Hot-Rod's mentor, and was a close friend to Optimus Prime, Much older than Ratchet or Ironhide, and he was the jeep that everybody was looking for the whole scope of the movie.
The last original good guy, or good Girl, was Arcee. But they wrote her out of the original script. She was going to be used initially(as a cool motorcycle), but the producers didn't want to have to explain the concept of female robots....
Dude?...electronics?....Plug---Socket. One needs energy to use, the other basically has a source of energy all of their own that they just have ooze out of them....hence, woman.....Duh. And don't get me started on the idea of birth and creation, because while these robots from another planet are indeed machines, they must still need to create more of themselves somehow. Otherwise there would have been only one transformer in the entire movie, wouldn't there?
As for the badguys lacking in the movie, there were Skywarp, Thundercracker and Sunstorm(all bad-ass jets), the Constructicons (except Bonecrusher...wtf?) and everybody's favorite, Soundwave. But oddly enough, one of his minions Frenzy was allowed to be in the movie (again, wtf?).
Oh yeah...and some of the voices for the characters was wrong to say the least. It sounded as if Pete Cullen (Classic voice of Optimus) was doing more than one part.
Oh, and it only gets better from here, folks.
They are thinking of bringing back all of the idiots (lesser character actors)which made the movie almost unbearable to watch.
You know....liiiiike...they're thinking of bringing back Section Seven (retarded), Sam and his parents in tow with still no Spike in sight (more retarded), Plus the blond Englishwoman, the soldier guy and his war buddies, and last but not least, the fat-but fly- black hacker guy who is dirty-nerdy to the nth degree.
Stephen Spielberg must have cried himself to sleep the night he saw this turd premier in Hollywood.
And now....they are making a sequel...
Dude....put in Arcee and /or Hot Rod, Soundwave, all of the rest of his tape bad guys, And Spike and his dad and their truckin' way of life, or there won't be a soul in the theater after you premier the sequel. People will leave near the beginning, for christ-sakes. The only thing that saved the first one was the action/drama sequences, the comedy sequences, and the fact that the characters who WERE the original characters Acted the way they were supposed to...except Bumblebee....what's up with that?
Michael Bay needs a tire iron to the crotch.
First off, the kid character wasn't Spike, however lovable and endearing he was. Same thing about Bumblebee, but only about his appearance. A Camero instead of a Volkswagen bug....'kay. I can let that slide. My man the Bee needed a total makeover, anyway. But a lot of people didn't like it.
Second, They killed Jazz, the only truly cool, laid-back transformer of the whole bunch. Also known as the token black guy of the Autobots. He was Killed near the end of the movie instead of somewhere in the middle or the beginning, which was a slight plus, but still, why?
Third, what the fuck was up with their choice of bad guys? They tried to give a makeover to Megatron...which was okay, I suppose. The only problem with the way they changed Megatron's appearance was the fact that they made his head look like a razor-sharp dick-knob. Sure he should look evil, but DAMN! Somebody in the design department had issues. And the characters Barricade, Blackout, Scorponok, and Brawl/Devastator were never part of the original Decepticons. The only ones that were were Megatron and Starscream. Bonecrusher was actually supposed to ba a bull dozer...and HE was supposed to be one of a group of minions owned by the Decepticons known as the Constructicons, who would connect to make the giant robot "Devastator". The others were not in the Transformers storyline untill third or fourth generation. Oh, yes....and Barricade? You know, the evil cop car decepticon? He was also never one of the original badguys. He was actually supposed to be one of the bad guys made way-waaaaay down the generation track (Transformers Armada/Transformers Energon), And the original cop car's name was Prowl, he was an Autobot, and he had the characteristics of a good cop. I assume they made 'Barricade' a part because somebody on the production team at DreamWorks Reeeeeeeeeeeeeally dissaproves of authority. But think about it...an evil cop car....with an evil bunch of Military equip vehicles?
That was lame.
Compared to the Military, the cops are more like borderline mall security. "Barricade" must have been made much fun of whilst in the company of his peers. Because originally...Barricade was a missle tank.
The excuse they gave for this blunder was that they originally intended to put Prowl in, but they also wanted the bad guy cop, too. In fact, they thought that the presence of the bad cop car was more attractive, so they took the good cop car (Prowl) out completely.
Plus...to add insult to injury...why don't we remain on the subject of people they left out of the first movie...
SPike Witwicky....Not SAM Witwicky was supposed to be the kid who found the transformers. And Spike, was an only child who lived with his single father. Also, The first Autobot SPIKE (blond-haired kid) found was Hot-Rod, A bitchin' cool kinda surfer-dude/good-ol'-boy Ford GT Autobot with the classic "fire bird" decal emblazoned on his chest plate. And I'm afraid they confused HIS personality with that of Bumblebee's. Hot-Rod was more the rambunctious but loyal teen and BumbleBee was more the boyscout. BOY, did they fuck that up.
Also they left out Kup, who was Hot-Rod's mentor, and was a close friend to Optimus Prime, Much older than Ratchet or Ironhide, and he was the jeep that everybody was looking for the whole scope of the movie.
The last original good guy, or good Girl, was Arcee. But they wrote her out of the original script. She was going to be used initially(as a cool motorcycle), but the producers didn't want to have to explain the concept of female robots....
Dude?...electronics?....Plug---Socket. One needs energy to use, the other basically has a source of energy all of their own that they just have ooze out of them....hence, woman.....Duh. And don't get me started on the idea of birth and creation, because while these robots from another planet are indeed machines, they must still need to create more of themselves somehow. Otherwise there would have been only one transformer in the entire movie, wouldn't there?
As for the badguys lacking in the movie, there were Skywarp, Thundercracker and Sunstorm(all bad-ass jets), the Constructicons (except Bonecrusher...wtf?) and everybody's favorite, Soundwave. But oddly enough, one of his minions Frenzy was allowed to be in the movie (again, wtf?).
Oh yeah...and some of the voices for the characters was wrong to say the least. It sounded as if Pete Cullen (Classic voice of Optimus) was doing more than one part.
Oh, and it only gets better from here, folks.
They are thinking of bringing back all of the idiots (lesser character actors)which made the movie almost unbearable to watch.
You know....liiiiike...they're thinking of bringing back Section Seven (retarded), Sam and his parents in tow with still no Spike in sight (more retarded), Plus the blond Englishwoman, the soldier guy and his war buddies, and last but not least, the fat-but fly- black hacker guy who is dirty-nerdy to the nth degree.
Stephen Spielberg must have cried himself to sleep the night he saw this turd premier in Hollywood.
And now....they are making a sequel...
Dude....put in Arcee and /or Hot Rod, Soundwave, all of the rest of his tape bad guys, And Spike and his dad and their truckin' way of life, or there won't be a soul in the theater after you premier the sequel. People will leave near the beginning, for christ-sakes. The only thing that saved the first one was the action/drama sequences, the comedy sequences, and the fact that the characters who WERE the original characters Acted the way they were supposed to...except Bumblebee....what's up with that?
I cost $3,655 a night.
General | Posted 18 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100 (it's really really really really dark brown; borderline black =/)
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75 (Mostly green, but sometimes a blue'ish color with small yellow slits in the green o.O)
[] Blue $50
[] Hazel $100
[x] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[X] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[x] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $3655
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
[X] Brown - $100 (it's really really really really dark brown; borderline black =/)
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75 (Mostly green, but sometimes a blue'ish color with small yellow slits in the green o.O)
[] Blue $50
[] Hazel $100
[x] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[X] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[x] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $3655
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
Second Life! Holy shit, I'm on Second Life!
General | Posted 18 years agoI am now a resident of second Life! And my character is....well, crap-tacular at best. But please, don't be shy, give me a jingle sometime, fellow SL'ers. My name online is DanielTiger tomorrow....
I would have used my real last name, but everybody's already taken the name from me. So it's off limits now...thanks a lot.
I would have used my real last name, but everybody's already taken the name from me. So it's off limits now...thanks a lot.
I'mmmm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
General | Posted 18 years agoThat's right playahs and bitches! Danny is back inna HOOOOOUSE!
BOO-YAH!! .....Holy shit I need to start drawing again...if my job doesn't kill me first....did I mention I work for Winn-Dickme?
They should have their company name changed legally....really they should.
BOO-YAH!! .....Holy shit I need to start drawing again...if my job doesn't kill me first....did I mention I work for Winn-Dickme?
They should have their company name changed legally....really they should.
It's alliiiive....A-LIIIIIIIVE!!!
General | Posted 18 years agoMy computer hast been improved, and fixed, and whored, thanks to my own personal PC Jedi. Eroc is the mutha-fuckin' BALLS! I will see y'all soon, bitches!
...I just have to pay the man....$500.00.
about three weeks' paychecks. I wonder if I can last that long without my parents asking for money they don't need. Now that they know I have a job again they have been asking me for money ever since. I think they just waste it all on wine coolers and junk food.
Because, well, every time they ask me to help them out with the bills the food stores have been looking a lot more appetizing. Know what I mean?
anywho. I'm jut going to have to work for it untill I can pay for it.
...Oh yeah...I almost forgot...i work for winn-DICK-me now.
You heard me...Winn-DICK-Me... As a stocker.
*shudder* what a humiliation. I used to be a pawn broker, for fuck's sake...and a security guard after that....and now I have to wear stuffy, strait-laced clothing: two white shirts and dorky-ass slacks, and they make me work the night shift....isn't that some shit?
...I just have to pay the man....$500.00.
about three weeks' paychecks. I wonder if I can last that long without my parents asking for money they don't need. Now that they know I have a job again they have been asking me for money ever since. I think they just waste it all on wine coolers and junk food.
Because, well, every time they ask me to help them out with the bills the food stores have been looking a lot more appetizing. Know what I mean?
anywho. I'm jut going to have to work for it untill I can pay for it.
...Oh yeah...I almost forgot...i work for winn-DICK-me now.
You heard me...Winn-DICK-Me... As a stocker.
*shudder* what a humiliation. I used to be a pawn broker, for fuck's sake...and a security guard after that....and now I have to wear stuffy, strait-laced clothing: two white shirts and dorky-ass slacks, and they make me work the night shift....isn't that some shit?
MY COMPUTER DIED!!!
General | Posted 18 years ago You heard right....
Screeny is takin' the long nap.
So I'm talking to you via one of my friends' computers. I'll post some more art here as soon as I can find somebody to unfuxxor my computer and tell me what the damage is. Untill then I can't post anything, because my frind's scanner sucks ass. It scans everything all slanty and skewed.
Oh Well...untill then, folks.
Ugga-mugga-shmyah!
Screeny is takin' the long nap.
So I'm talking to you via one of my friends' computers. I'll post some more art here as soon as I can find somebody to unfuxxor my computer and tell me what the damage is. Untill then I can't post anything, because my frind's scanner sucks ass. It scans everything all slanty and skewed.
Oh Well...untill then, folks.
Ugga-mugga-shmyah!
What to do...what to do...?
General | Posted 18 years agoI need ideas for drawins...and I'm finally gonna get my car back...yes....
Hobbin-GLEEBLE-hoppers..
Shmya...
I wish I had my medication. Then I wouldn't lose my mind so easily.
shmexy, help me out.
Hobbin-GLEEBLE-hoppers..
Shmya...
I wish I had my medication. Then I wouldn't lose my mind so easily.
shmexy, help me out.
Website whorings!!
General | Posted 18 years agoMy favorite Webcomic, as of late...aside from Dominic Deagan
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.html
Go see it. O...O
T'is smarmy.
Oh yeah. And I would like to have someone tell me whether I should change my profile info or not. I will take all suggestions, but the one that makes the best suggestion will get a free comission.
That's right, you heard me, "FREE"! If you want a little piece of art from me then show me some love...or attention, and I will repay you kindly. So please, show me you LOAVE meh.
Please-babeh, plEase-babeh, babeh-babeh-PLEEEase!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.html
Go see it. O...O
T'is smarmy.
Oh yeah. And I would like to have someone tell me whether I should change my profile info or not. I will take all suggestions, but the one that makes the best suggestion will get a free comission.
That's right, you heard me, "FREE"! If you want a little piece of art from me then show me some love...or attention, and I will repay you kindly. So please, show me you LOAVE meh.
Please-babeh, plEase-babeh, babeh-babeh-PLEEEase!
Artist's block...NUUUUuuuuuu
General | Posted 18 years agoFWOOOck, I HATE artist's block. I'm thinkin' about drawing more, but all the pressure of still needing a job and gas money are bummin' the art sparks right the de fug outta me! I think I need me some professional help. That and I think my scanner is no longer up to par with any artist's. Instead of just scanning the fricken' image it scans all of the small impurities of the paper of anything I have taken so much time to draw. So if i scan a sketch I get made hand prints and paper grain. I think I should just take my uncolored work and get it copied at the local library from now on. Hey, at least it's cheap.
I would also like to say that I recently applied to my favorite arts supplies store in the main city. I really hope I get the job. It's a sales job, so I shouldn't have anything at all to worry about. And there are good hours and decent pay...at least until I can stay there for a year and a half. Then if they still don't pay me anything close to eight bucks per hour I can show the next company I go to that I ma a diligent worker for hire who is responsible enough that I can't get fired once I make myself reliable......Okay, I'm talking out of my ass now. Type ya later!
I would also like to say that I recently applied to my favorite arts supplies store in the main city. I really hope I get the job. It's a sales job, so I shouldn't have anything at all to worry about. And there are good hours and decent pay...at least until I can stay there for a year and a half. Then if they still don't pay me anything close to eight bucks per hour I can show the next company I go to that I ma a diligent worker for hire who is responsible enough that I can't get fired once I make myself reliable......Okay, I'm talking out of my ass now. Type ya later!
Orson Wells and a ruined peas commercial
General | Posted 19 years agoCheck it out on youtube. It always brightens my day...anyway, still jobless, still at the end of my rope, but ahhhhh. What can a guy do? If I send in an application to anyplace around here they push me away because of my work history. They call me "unreliable". Oh well. I Guess that means that I should just go park my happy little ass on the curb and be ahobo for the rest of my life. Is tht what they want? Is it? I would honestly like to know, because I'm sick and tired of this "Don't call us, we'll call you/apply with us again if you didn't get hired before the application expired" bullshit. I AM WORTH SOMETHING, GAWD-DAMMIT!!
.............puppies shooting lasers. Ah, there we go. I feel much better now.
.............puppies shooting lasers. Ah, there we go. I feel much better now.
What the F#CK man?
General | Posted 19 years agoOkay. I don't why, or HOW, but for some messed up reason when I try to see my new submission it NEVER EVER shows up on the display panel. I keep seeing it in the browse section for new pieces, but when I try to see my new piece for myself at full size, the frikken' FA won't show squat! Could either the administrator or somebody else help me, please?
Writin' a Story
General | Posted 19 years agoYou see, I've been RPing this little story with a very dear...dear-dear-dear-INTImate...companion of mine. and she and I are already past the first two volumes of the entire story. well i told her, I said "You know what? I'mgoing to make a real book out of all this one day. And it will sell like A Whisper of Wings or The Iron Star..." and she said "Ehhh...uhkay." so I went back in my old message archive to look for the tons of information i needed to write the story. I've been cheating alittle bit by going back and using the copy and paste option (thank you Microsoft Word) and then editing everything so that it looks the way it shoudl in the book. Just in case she's reading this, no I haven't changed anything in the story, and if there's anything there in the story you don't remember and you think it shouldn't be there, well tough cookies. I will go into the archives and send you a copy of what you wrote and then you can just sit there and feel silly. So "Nyah-mew". Also, there is so much in just the beginning of the story that I have barely scratched the surface of the entire thing. I've already typed up about 125 pages on just the chracter introduction part of the whole story and I'm still nowhere near the middle of the frikken first volume. Isn't that amazing? O_o Not even Ernest Hemmingway wrote that much on just the character developement. Well that's all I'm going to type for now. My fingers are getting tired.
Peace.
Peace.
