Now, I'm not normally one for schadenfreude, but this was too good for me to pass up.

Once upon a time, there was a person on FA (not gonna namedrop). Person was an angry little user, and a spoiled brat to boot. Person has committed vandalism, assault, caused damage to their parent's house for no reason, pouted like a little 7 year-old (that last observation courtesy of a friend). And every time, person has declared himself in the right, his yes-men doing nothing to dissuade him, let his emo wrath fall upon them and they find themselves no longer able to comment.

Said person really came to my attention, however, when he took the time to write out a long-winded explanation of why anyone who didn't immediately lap up Sonic Team's crappy new Sonic games is a "fake fan," how one can't be a fan of Sonic and Mario at the same time, how Mario's the worst game franchise ever devised and promotes drug use, etc. My simple observation of how he was addressing the matter, "Sonic the Hedgehog is serious business," resulted in me getting comment-blocked from his page. I suppose maybe if I said something like, "Feel free to join the rest of us in the new millennium, where there's more than Nintendo and Sega," or something, that might be block-worthy, but wow. Brat indeed.

And now, not an hour ago, on a whim, I go over to this person's page and I discover something has happened: apparently, after getting butthurt in an argument he started, he just committed e-suicide, purging his page forever.

Now, knowing him, chances are this person isn't really doing it, they're just pretending to so he can root out the "fake fans," the ones giving him down-to-earth advice instead of just nodding eagerly to everything they say, and then block them from his page since he's so narcissistic.

If he's not just faking it, I'd say Karma's a fun thing, isn't it?

PS: Given that this person is a watcher of mine, I have one final message for him in case he bothers to look: Hello, person. Please take me off your watch-list, I do not like you.

PS: If this is against ToS, don't hesitate to say. I've no qualm with taking [most of] this down.

This guy's one I've been having developed for a while, and now it's finally done: Gary Elmond:

Home Life
-Gary's family lives in a nice house in Pewter City, on the other side of Viridian Forest.
-His father, Marcus Elmond, is the owner of a successful computer assistance service. His mother, Elaine Portwood (Porygon2), is an elementary school teacher.
-His actual mother was Natalie Elem, who used to be the vice-president of Marcus' company. However, one night, when Gary was young, Natalie just got up in the middle of the night and left; nobody knew where she went, or why. Not even Marcus knew. It was a couple years before he went back to find a relationship, which he eventually got with Elaine. She's been a good mother, and he's been all right with her, but still...just not the same.
-Marcus is proud of his son's interest in computers, and looks forward to the day he takes on the business for himself. Gary so far has no objections to taking this train of thought...but that's only so far, you never know what could come up.

Personal Life
-Gary is a gamer, certainly. He's owned plenty of consoles over the years, and his computer was built for undertaking graphic-heavy endeavors. Not to mention the profits he contributes to every arcade he comes across.
-Gary, unknown to many, is also an acoustic guitar player, and is pretty good at it. With the onset of rock and such, he's been looking into getting an electric guitar.
-Right now, the only people outside his family who know of this guitar playing of his is Jukka, and he, along with the family, has been trying to get him into play among others.

Love Life
-Back in middle school, Gary had a "girlfriend" in an Onix named Delilah. For several months, they had a nice relationship going; he got her into computers, she got him into guitar. Then, one day, she just left, like Mother did. Except this time, he found out an explanation: her parents took a job far away. They keep in touch over the Internet nowadays, and things are going pretty well.

School Life
-Gary would live at home, but the hour commute through the forest was considered to be somewhat of a strain on the family, and so it was decided a dorm was a better option. Still not sure who to make the dorm mate.
-Gary's got a near zero-loss (But a fairly-high draw) battle record at PCA, thanks in part to his learning Explosion at an early age, a result of his negative feelings that came with the loss of his mother. He considers himself a helpful "Last-ditch" effort, setting off an explosion when they're nearly beaten. It hasn't always worked, though.

Miscellany
-Gary was just a random name I picked when I came up with the mon; I had forgotten about Ash's in-show rival, and didn't realize my mistake until it was too late. His long-distance girlfriend, though...heh, I'm sure you can figure it out for yourself. ;D
-Although in-game, Explosion seems to work just by a big explosion coming from the Electrode, I took a little creative liberty by having Gary's head split in two. An Explosion will knock him out temporarily, as well as blow off the top of his head. It eventually reconnects itself within an hour or two, but electrical tape helps speed up the process.

Well, that should do it. With the more characters I create, I just end up doing more and more of these, don't I? Not a problem for me; keeps me busy. Now, that just leaves me to wonder who's next...

This guy's one I've been having developed for a while, and now it's growing clear: Spiro "Spike" Cruson:

Home Life
-Spike's mom is Marianne Cruson, a Toxicroak nuclear physicist. She spends many late nights at the lab, which depresses Spike, as she doesn't often show up for big school events.
-His dad is James Mac, ex-tag team battler. About four years after Spike's birth, James was killed when the arena he was battling in collapsed in an earthquake, which turned him from a Machoke into a Sableye. He's adjusted surprisingly well, and re-prioritized, becoming a stay-at-home dad.
-Spike's the youngest of four children, all of which have already moved out. His eldest sibling is James Jr., a building contractor who's already starting a family of his own. His two other siblings, Laura and Lee, are twin sisters, who have recently begun careers in environmental and political activism, respectively.
-The family used to live in an expansive home in Pewter City, but downgraded to a smaller house in Viridian after the twins moved out. The house is small, but the property is fairly large; With Spike at school and Marianne at work, James has been busying himself on expanding the house, having already built a porch and dining room for company.

Personal Life
-His Dad's death didn't seem to have much of an effect on him. At least, not one that's been visible to anyone yet. The frequent absence of his mom has always been silently crushing to him, though. Dad's attempted to make up for Mom's frequent absence, but it's so far not been much help.
-Perhaps as a result of this lack of maternal attention, Spike's taken a shine to acting. He spends plenty of time

Love Life
-Spike's a mon of fleeting crushes. In particular, any girl with glasses, sun or otherwise. Even so, it's still just that: fleeting. He'll forget about it just as soon as the next bespectacled girl comes along. And then forget that one, and that one, etc.

School Life
-Spike was mostly quiet his first few years of school, until he began learning how to hone his Poison Jab. He volunteered as a "conflict manager" for his school during recess, and was decent at it for a time, calming people down with a light Jab. He should have paid attention to more superhero films, though, since he didn't seem to realize his great power held great responsibility, leading to an eventual upheaval by the kids at recess that could've ended in tragedy without a teacher's quick intervention.
-During the PCA, inspired by the works of other performance artists, such as Dom Joly and the ImprovEverywhere group, Spike took up time doing some performances of his own. With his new membership in the Drama club, he hopes to do some bigger stunts soon.
-Spike became a part of Team CHARGE! after being independent for a few months. A Mudkip took a liking to his "Secret Agent Mon" act, and extended an offer for Spike to join his group. Spike was quick to join after seeing Jukka's general rowdiness.
-His battle record is surprisingly good, given that he doesn't really enjoy fighting. Plus, he feels that he has an inherent disadvantage because of being a Poison-type.

Miscellany
-Spike's actual name, Spiro, comes from the Vice-president Spiro Agnew. Not really for any particular reason other than it sounded funny.
-Spike has a little pet Shellder, which lives in a specially-built pond his dad made for him. On warm, quiet nights, they keep each other company.
-He's really ticklish, but if you ask him he'll deny it. However, he'll have trouble stopping you once you try finding out for yourself.

Any further questions for the 'mon, go ahead and ask.

I'm having too much fun filling out these things. I really am. And I think you'll see another one next Friday, too. Probably Gary or Randall.

I've put this one off for a while, but it's time to learn more about our content little Lombre: Jude "Joe" Ludemann

Home Life
-Joe's mother is Mary Ludemann, a Ludicolo and ex-dance troupe member. His father is Paul Sloan, Slowking physician. They met at the hospital, when Mary had a broken leg; it was love at first sight.
-In addition to Joe, Mary and Paul have a younger son, Trevor, who is taking after his mom, much as Joe takes after his dad.
-The family lives in a modest town-house on one of the hillsides surrounding Viridian. It's a short ten-minute walk to "downtown," (which is more a sub-section of the city than downtown right and proper) and six to the Academy.

Personal Life
-Joe's rather attached to his dad, mostly because he taught him to read. He'd read to Joe every night; and we're not talking basic picture books here. No, he'd read Joe stories by Asimov, Tolkien, Adams, the sort of thing many middle-schoolers wouldn't even touch without being required.
-Until his first few days of school, Joe was always called by his proper name "Jude." A bunch of mispronunciation by his kindergarten teacher quickly ended up changing his name to Joe. Though he still uses the name Jude in his signature, and as a formality.

Love Life
-Joe had a few fleeting crushes now and then, but nothing since early sophmore year. It gets lonely sometimes, though.

School Life
-From the aforementioned reading, Joe grew a great love of words, turning English and Debate into his favorite subjects. Through this love, however, he inadvertently neglected his battling skills.
-After a heated debate in one class, Joe was jumped by a few students afterwards. If it weren't for swift intervention by the school's faculty, he may have had some irreversible damage done to him. Fortunately, all that came out of it was a black eye and a few cuts and bruises. What hurt the most, though, was the realization of what that beating meant: he knew so little about fighting. Naturally, Dad decided heading to the PCA for high school was a good idea for him.
-Joe's battle record has improved since he joined the academy, although it's still a bit mediocre.
-His AP English skills do their best to make up for his ho-hum math grades; science and history are on a bit of a gray area.

Miscellany
-In Joe's back yard is a little tree house which he can use to get on the roof. Some days he goes there and just watches the sun set on the valley Viridian is situated in and the city lights up. He hopes to share this view with someone someday.
-He's gonna get together with someone, trust me. In fact, that's why I gave him the name Jude: So I could plan ahead and make a picture called "Hey Jude" when I finally decided on someone for him. Joe was slightly annoyed to hear his name was based around that.


I like this thing so much, I think I'll do it again sometime. Oh, yes, and any further questions you merely have to ask.

Well, as many of you watchers (And now-and-then PCA visitors) may have noticed, Team RED and Team BLU now have one of each class on their teams. And you may be thinking, "Is this the end of DC's TF2 series?"
Not on your Pokéball! PCA's TF2 server is one of the modified ones, built to accommodate up to 32 players at once! That means seven more players per team. And with every class already covered, there are no limits! ...well, there's still the 32-people-max limit, but still.

A few guidelines:

1. When you want one of your guys done, I'll need the following: Name, link to pic and/or description, and desired class.
2. Don't think it's limited to just students; teachers and others can get in on the fun as well! Great stress reliever and great way to relax after a long day of teaching. ;D
3. If you've already got a character in, you can request another, but know that un-requested people have first dibs on open spots. Hey, it's only fair.

If you're not up on your Team Fortress 2-ness, check here for a quick primer: http://www.tf2wiki.net

Or better yet, view these edutational PSAs:
Heavy: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I
Engineer: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=i68cEsALWt0
Soldier: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-XaBmRsg8
Demoman: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=rNM4eFsX68Y
Scout: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=6oON7-wxHM4

Current open slots:
Reliable Excavation Demolition:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

Builders League United:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

I swear, I'll never make a journal with this much open space again.

I'm 20, and all that goes with it.

"But why is the 'Happy' in brackets," you didn't ask? Well, you see, I'm not really looking forward to it. For the last four years, some horrible thing has appeared and kept me from enjoying the one day of the year when I actually should:

-16th: Bad biology and math grades force end to all birthday parties from then on. (Actually, only this one was forced, the rest just couldn't get time for.)
-17th: Sick for three days, starting with a massive upchuck birthday morning.
-18th: Relative gets DUI, casting horrible shadow over whole occasion.
-19th: I actually attempt to have a party, and not one of my friends come.
-Today: Dropped one of my classes, and still have yet to tell my parents this, whose reaction will be entirely based on hearing the word "drop" and will not take the time to hear the reasoning behind my decision.

...well, guess it's all a part of growing old, getting forgotten, having shit happen to you every goddamn year.

...fucking damnit.

Man, I'm all inspired out.

So before I start on the next part of my TF2 pics, I'll take on a few trades from others in the  pokecombatacademy. Any takers?

Hoo, this one's been long-coming.
And now, time for the third and last requested (from someone else) character from my meme: Roger Meditow

Home Life
-Roger grew up in a simple home; typical for the time, their parents were rather free-spirits. He and sister Darwinia, however, were polar opposites: Darwinia loved to venture out into the world and see/do amazing things; Roger was content merely to read about them.
-Nowadays, Roger lives in a modest town-house, alone...well, not quite alone: he's got his little pet Ekans friend Eric to keep him company. He's a bit more geeky now, still content to remain in front of a screen of any sort. In particular, he's been interested in a little puzzle game with a neat gun...

Personal Life
-Roger was not sure how to take the news of his sister's death. Some think he's biding his emotions, waiting until it ends up being too much and he goes over the edge...others scoff at this idea, noting that Roger never learned Bide.

Love Life
-He's never taken the time to bother himself with women. Not that he won't approach one if he happens to think they look nice to him, it's just that working life has taken priority over social life.

School Life
-Roger's one of the school's history teachers, and also an Anthropology teacher. So naturally, he knows quite a bit of how various 'mon evolved over the centuries.
-He spends some nights pouring over books trying to figure out just if certain members of faculty and the Board even evolved from being just plain 'mon at all.
-His first few years teaching, rumors abound that Roger wanted the Drama department job and is bitter about losing it to Swallows. Roger denies this, and in fact affirms that he and Richard are not in competition for the job at all, saying "Richard and I came to a gentleman's agreement."

Miscellany
-The reason I chose the name "Roger" is subconsciously because of Roger from "101 Dalmatians." I wanted to make someone like that; somewhere along the line (most likely after a viewing of Rowan Atkinson's "Headmaster" routine), he became much more right-brained than left.


Hoo; that's all of Roger that I could think of, although undoubtedly I missed some detail. Oh well, questions may now be asked and answered, so that I may remember more.

There is still one more to go: who shall it be? You'll just have to find out when I decide to let it out, won't you? ;D

Whoops, accidentally hit enter.

For those of you who are online, here's my Brawl Friendcode:

0044-2468-2553

Let me know if you add it, so I can add back.
Oh, and I'm still working on the third section of that PCA meme thing. Sit tight; it's on the way.

I did a midnight release thing and managed to pick up Brawl.

Friend code pending.

EDIT: Oh, and apparently everyone's gone through the Subspace Emissary mode, but fuck if they know how they did it.

And now, time for the second requested character from my meme: Jukka Mudek

Home Life
-Jukka's father is Tony Corone (Crawdaunt), a restaurateur. Tony met Jukka's mother, Triska Mudek, on vacation. Triska at the time was a trick waterskier. After marrying Tony and having Jukka, she went back to water skiing.
-Jukka's got a half-sister named Isabella (Kingler; from Tony's previous marriage. That's a whole other story.), who's a recent college graduate. She loves her half-brother, certainly (and the feeling is mutual), but she wishes sometimes that he wasn't so reckless.
-His uncle, Björn Mudek, is one of the owners of a ski resort in "the old country." (His aunt, Ingrid Snoskel, is the other owner; cousin Alexei is an instructor.)
-His parents' house is on a lake, complete with a pier that he and his dad built together. And during Summer Break, they and Jukka's newly-formed team built a pontoon that's been christened "The Charge! Barge".

Personal Life
-Jukka, being a water-type and the son of a water-skier, is an accomplished swimmer, and knows how to prepare plenty of Italian food. Including some kickass scampi.
-Jukka was inspired to be the crazy mon he is now at the age of 10, when up-and-coming stunt star Steel-O came to the lake for a water skiing attempt with Mum. (He needed a bit of CPR afterwards, but otherwise turned out fine.)
-He is perfectly capable of speaking English, and also knows some Finnish thanks to his mom and her relatives. He hangs on to the accent to stand out more in a crowd of voices.

Love Life
-Although he's never had anything serious, he has always been attracted to many a girl (and secretly, a boy or two).

School Life
-Jukka was once pen pals with Electrode Gary Elmond, although neither knew it at first. The two hit it off well first day of Freshman year, and it wasn't for about a month that they realized they were once pen pals.
-Jukka holds a pretty basic battle record at the PCA, but he's also an exemplary student. This is quite annoying to his teachers, since many are witnesses to his in-class goofing off.

Miscellany
-At the time, Steel-O's water-skiing was part of a film he was making for Charles Garland, who, as you heard in the last journal, is Will Busker's father. Small world, ain't it?
-Although it's not as toned as it used to be, he's proud of the physique he's built up from all the swimming he's done, and looks for any excuse to go around in his underwear (boxers, natch) and show off.


Well, that'll about do it for Jukka. Again, if there's anything else you'd like to know of him, don't hesitate to ask!

Now, I shall come back with another choice: That studious teacher, Roger Meditow.

Okay, as part of the poké-meme, I've decided to do four people: the three that were chosen, plus one I choose for myself. Let's start with the first response I received: Will Busker

Home Life
-His father is Charles Garland (Gastrodon), a very wealthy and high-profile movie producer, responsible for such franchises as "Batmon" and "Termonator."
-His mother, Cassandra Busker, started as a street performer (Where'd you think the name "Busker" came from? XP), until Charles saw her one day and invited her into films. She worked on them for a few years, until they married and she became pregnant with Will.
-Their house is less a house, then a small palace. Eight guest bedrooms, gigantic living room, a kitchen like a diner's, an Olympic-sized swimming pool. At any given time, at least three of the guest bedrooms are occupied by some of Charles' associates, whether nursing hangovers from one of his famous cast parties or going through some extensive movie details.

Personal Life
-Will, being the son of a producer, has met lots of interesting people and gone to lots of interesting places. He wouldn't mind becoming a documentary filmmaker or something.
-His giant house and pool has also made him quite popular, especially among fellow school students. He would have the biggest pool and birthday parties; the kids loved it. Only about half of them were actual friends of Will's, but he didn't mind; the rest made the crowd bigger.

Love Life
-Although no one's really stood out to him, he has been the subject of three crushes during middle school. One held an ulterior motive of getting in good with his dad, one was a gold-digger, and one who thought his glasses looked cute with his constantly-closed-looking eyes.

School life
-Will came into Team CHARGE! by coincidence, really. Some time during the first couple weeks of his first year, some Mudkip/Voltorb duo invited him onto a team after he knocked a bully down the hallway.
-Out of all of his team, Will has the best battle record of them all. Anyone who can't bring him down in one hit quickly suffer twice as bad as he did.

Misc. notes
-The name "Will Busker" sounds suspiciously like "Wobbuffet." As you might've guessed, that's where I got his name from. Actually, that's how I came up with last names for all my PCA characters: Just took a last name that had a few letters/syllable in common with the pokémon's name.
-Despite his huge, luxurious home life, Will is no spoiled brat, owing partly to his "live and let live" belief that he picked up from various TV shows and kid's films, and partly because going on trips with Dad was always a tough job, even if it was fun.


Well, I think that'll do it for Will right now. Anything more you wanna know, just ask. XD
Next up: Jukka!

Okay, since it's been going around, since I'm bored, and since you're obviously interested in knowing (Why else did you click?), go ahead and choose one of my characters from the list below, and I'll give you the facts:

-Jukka Mudek
-Gary Elmond
-Will Busker
-Spiro "Spike" Cruson
-Nina Campbell
-Bernard Clarke
-Jude "Joe" Ludemann
-Penny Haris
-Alexei Snoskel
-Bryce Spiroff
-Randall Gruwell*
-Grant King*
-Jody Sprautt
-Roger Meditow
-Edgar Murdock

*Proper pics and bios pending.

Not going to FC after all.

Ah, there's nobody I know going there, anyway.

Bert and Ernie, Drum Masters: http://youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs

Political fun: I'm hoping for Obama to win this election. Why? I don't like Hillary's "Think of the Children!" censorship stance, almost all of the republican candidates I hate (especially Guliani, who I don't think is all there when it comes to politics.), and the one republican candidate I do like (John McCain) apparently has a snowball's chance in hell. Plus, Obama's been the candidate that's brought out the young vote.

I wish my copy of Myst Masterpiece Edition would work on my XP computer. Too bad it's not compatible. I also wish I could find my copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. And while I'm wishing, I wish I had a better graphics card, one that wouldn't get stuck in a freezing sound-loop in any 3-D game. (When it can't even run Half Life, you worry.)

No bookstores sell Transmetropolitan comics. Nor do any comic book stores, for that matter. What's up with that? Did I really miss out on it for so long? Bum.

Just once, I wish GameFreak would have the guts to show the "monster" side of Pocket Monsters in their games, without all the morals and crap. Just really show them all to be the dangerous feral creatures their descriptions make them out to be.

That's all my thoughts on the matters today.

No, not "Who will win the Democratic ticket?"

Rather, it's "Will DC be going to FC this year?" Yes, and no, I'm working to try and make the Friday/Saturday night dance at the very least, I'm not sure which yet. So if you're going to try and meet me in-person, now's gonna be the time! I don't think I've posted a picture of myself here, so it should be a nice surprise to you all. =]

Oh, yeah, and I've been really into the PCA stuff lately, haven't I? That's fine, PCA is awesome. Go them!

-Socks. Lots and lots of socks. Thank God.
-A dress shirt.
-Ali G movie
-Borat movie
-The Onion's "Our Dumb World" book (Like America the Book, but world history, not just American).
-A 3-pack of Planters peanuts.
-Two movie passes
-$40-50 in Starbucks gift cards (Re-gifted)
-$100 ($110 if I count that winning lottery ticket.)
-$30 Hot Topic gift certificate

Well, got everything I asked for (nothing) and a whole lot more.
I'm poor, and sour grapes, so fuck those of you who got a 360 or a Wii.

Let me tell you a little about my great day:

-After four attempts, failed at getting more than 158 on my geology final, leaving me with a D. There goes $60 of credits; $60 I may as well have wiped my ass with.
-The student store wouldn't buy back my history book and I don't get paid for my job until the 28th, leaving me no money for Christmas and nothing for my family.
-Speaking of work, my shift begins at 5 AM tomorrow. Drive to work at 4:45 AM, amidst a bunch of drunk drivers (because, let's face it, who the hell drives at 4:45 AM besides drunk drivers?)
-I have until some time next week to design a set of web pages for a neighbor, something I never wanted to do nor gave any indication that I wanted to in the first place.

Aren't things great this time of year?

Stolen from several people, but mainly  kdraccoon and  gammaeradon .

Basically, I put up all the  pokecombatacademy characters I've come up with and set them up for a little Q&A.

Team CHARGE!:
-Jukka Mudek
-Gary Elmond
-Will Busker
-Spiro "Spike" Cruson

Team Future Wall:
-Nina Campbell
-Bernard Clarke
-Jude "Joe" Ludemann
-Penny Haris

Misc.:
-Alexi Snoskel

Faculty:
-Jody Sprautt
-Roger Meditow
-Edgar Murdock

Some of these guys you don't know yet, but hey, that's fine: that's what Q&A is for.

Hey guys, my house got hit by a 5.6-magnitude earthquake a few minutes ago.

Nothing happened to me as a result.

Sorry to disappoint. :)

Ha ha, I stole a meme from  kaemantis and she doesn't know it.

Your Top 5 Pokemon of all time (Listed in no particular order):

1) Flygon (Great looks, and few people know how to counter it when they come across it.)
2) Ludicolo (It's so happy, how could you NOT love the pineapple duck?)
3) Wobbuffet (If you can control it, you can control the world.)
4) Smeargle (I like its versatility; capable of learning just about every move in the game, that's awesome.)
5) Quagsire (How could you not love it? After all, look at that face, and extended arms; clearly, it wants a hug! :3 )

Your Top 5 Legendaries (Also listed in no particular order):

1) Lugia (Definitely the best-looking of all the legendaries.)
2) Darkrai (Well, maybe it's not part of my Top 5, and I just wanted to rub in your faces the fact that I have one and you don't, but that would make me a real prick, wouldn't it?)
3) Celebi (I'm amused by the fact it's got permanent eye-liner.)
4) Heatran (Pretty powerful, if I do say so myself.)
5) Deoxys (The Grand Daddy of 'em all; nothing can strike fast enough to take down a Level 100 Attack Deoxys!)

Your Current Team, and their nicknames:

DIAMOND:
-Garchomp lv. 100 (With Amulet Coin)
-Exeggutor lv. 100 (Acquired by accident on GTS)
-Deoxys lv. 100 (Attack form; can sweep anything)
-Ludicolo lv. 51 (Nicknamed "Amigo.")
-Sableye lv. 99 (Nicknamed "TrippyEyes." Aren't I creative?)
-Crobat lv. 29 (Have to fly somehow.)

Top 5 Pokemon you think are the most ugly (There're more than you think):

1) Ninjask (Creepy red-eyed stare...)
2) Probopass (Hey guys, every notice it's a Jewish caricature?)
3) Glalie (Got a permanent rape face; and unlike Croagunk, it doesn't look funny.)
4) Anorith (Creepy silverfish-looking pokemon.)
5) Cacturne (Thing looks like the bloody Scarecrow.)

Top 5 Favorite Games:

1) Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
2) Pokemon Red/Blue
3) Pokemon Snap
4) Pokemon XD
5) ...that's all the Pokemon games I've played.


Out of your favourite Type, Your top 5

I like the Poison type, myself:
1) Gulpin (If only for a certain one that happens to be in the midst of a journey with his trainer in the Kanto region. I'll tell you more about that someday.)
2) Croagunk (A rape face that looks funny.)
3) Bellsprout (I bet those things could give great head, hurr.)
4) Muk (A big pile of sludge; but it always wants a high-five.)
5) Gengar (Yeah, it's part-poison. And I think it looks awesome.)

Now, tag five more trainers.
For that, I tag...you. Yes, you reading this. Do this meme. And then tag with this same message, so everyone on FA will have done this.

Then come listen to mine:

Title: [PENDING]
Content: [PENDING]
Location: http://www.radiolaspositas.com
Time: Thursdays, 2-4 PM PST

It's supposed to be awesome. But I've never done this before, so we'll see how this trial run goes.

Stolen from...hell, I don't care. I want to do this thing:

Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Just a random compliment one day. I'm betting s/he was put up to it.)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I've got one or two Scars
Total: 1

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (Lasted only a couple hours; I don't think anyone even noticed.)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] Have a spoiled sibling (Two spoiled siblings. Fuck them both, they also owe me money.)
Total: 2

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job. (I wish. I need a way to get money.)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Several times over the years. And it's always been at the same time of day. Coincidence?)
[x] I almost always do my homework (Wasn't always that way, though. First two years of high school, I loved to blow off my work. Looking back, I don't think it really mattered.)
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school. (Never that sick.)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (Dean's list; it's pretty much the same thing.)
[x] I've stolen something from my job (A donut. In my defense, it was one out of hundreds.)
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or Have been home schooled
Total: 5

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (That's supposed to be embarassing?)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (They need to try harder.)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally (Luckily, it was just Elmer's glue, so it came off no problem.)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public (I forced them to rip. I was trying to be funny. And by gum, I was.)
[x] I fell down on my face (Again with the funny.)
Total: 5

Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox. (Hasn't everyone?)
Total: 1

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (400 or so to Los Angeles. I was eight or nine at the time.)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan. (It's pretty, sure, but be prepared for humidity. I can always elaborate on my trip.)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country. (Went to Japan, see above.)
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Total: 4

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star. (I was visiting friends in Nevada; I saw quite a few that night, and so did they (not gay), let me tell you.)
[x] I've wished on a shooting star. (Wished for money. Fuck you, Jiminy Cricket.)
[x] I've seen a meteor shower. (I think I did.)
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Just to the curb, but still.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator (Yeah, I did. It was some uncrowded, bloody boring hotel.)
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Third grade, in the lunch line; then never again when my sister did it to me a few months later.)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing (I wish.)
[x] I've been in a play ("Macbeth Did It," I think it was.)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (It's nothing special. It's just a roof. At night.)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone. (One day...)
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (Again, one day...)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Total: 9

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (T'was an online relationship. Negligible, because said person just disappeared and never came back a few months later.)
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've kissed a girl/guy
Total: 2

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Oh, how I have. But they were of little consequence; no biggie.)
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (Said I was at the theater when I was really on the other side of town. Silly me.)
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (And I'm not sorry for it; cheating gives replay value to games without any.)
[ ] I've cheated on a test. (There's not much of a way to cheat on an open-book test.)
[x] I've run a red light. (The day after my license came in the mail; nearly T-boned someone, too. Now that's how you learn a life lesson.)
[ ] I've been suspended from school. (I got detention once; that was the worst I ever was in school.)
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. (Resulted in the detention above.)
[ ] I've been arrested.
Total: 7

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink. (I had a sip once; spat it out promptly. What the hell drives people to drink something that tastes so disgustingly bitter?)
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. (Turned it over myself; they thought I had Aspergers. No, I'm just antisocial.)
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (Described below. Also some various hits, but those weren't motivated by drugs/alcohol, so they don't count for this.)
[ ] I've woken up crying.
Total: 3

Death and Suicide
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself. (It was for a class assignment, but I guess it still counts.)
[x] I cut myself. (Once. On my thumb. I chickened out after that, and thank God for that, because if I didn't, I probably would've never recovered from the dreaded emo.)
Total: 2

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books (Not yet; I want to get some Deadpool, though. Hear it's hilarious.)
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I buy the newspaper everyday
Total: 4

Random
[x] I can sing well. (I can sing well enough.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly. (Not in proper company; sometimes among peers.)
[x] I sing in the shower. (Nobody hears it, though.)
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (Silently; for thirty seconds, every typo is a nagging thought.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[x] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well. (I do; cookies, cake, and shit like that.)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Red)
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun. (A rifle; it was at a paper target. I didn't aim that well.)
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly. (But I'm not yet fat! GASP)
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
Total: 17

Grand total: 62.
What does this mean? Well, it means 62 things on this list apply to me. Nothing more.

Seriously.

I'm bored, I feel like drawing, and I don't know what to draw.

I want to do a trade with somebody. Maybe you, if you want to trade.

This will be my last entry for a bit.

I'm going to be going to Chicago/Wisconsin (Specifically, Barrington, where my grandparents live, and Minacqua, where my grandparents have a timeshare) for the next two weeks. During which time, I shall have little-to-no Internet access, so my art will be on hold/business as usual.

Not that any of you furry suckers will notice, seeing as you're all at Anthrocon. Lucky schmucks.