First it does everything to make me be at peace with being single and make me give up on love.

It finally succeeds at this, and then it throws the perfect girl at me.

Fuck you world.

What the title says. 4 o'clock this morning I was laying in bed trying to sleep, but my brain kept thinking of things. End result, I spent about an hour writing part of what might be my best story yet when I should have been sleeping.

That aside, I really hope I manage to finish this story because I love it despite only having written a little over a page. Those of you who are hellbent on dialogue won't like it because I plan to have as LITTLE actual dialogue as possible. It's a love story, and my aim is to focus more on the emotions of the characters than on their words.

Also it takes place in the League of Legends universe so it would help to know stuff about that game.

Also I have no intention of it being another porn story. There will probably be sex, but I want to focus more on the romance side of it than the actual sex.

Also holy shit darkaggron made an actual journal!

So it's Valentine's Day. The day where we celebrate the fabled emotion known as love.

Well in my experience, this "wonderful" emotion hasn't caused anything except pain in the long run, so fuck it. Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that it stands for.

Yeah, I'm not a very cheerful person. I've known this for a while.

So apparently Slipknot is coming to Chicago ON my birthday. As much as I'd love to go, I only have money for one trip down there, and I'm saving it for the Avenged Sevenfold concert.

...Bleh.

I'm so punny.

Whoa.

This is why I'm not religious in the slightest anymore.

My best friend's mom just died of cancer. Why her? She was nice to EVERYBODY. She put up with all our shit and even joined in on some of it. She was fucking COOL. And now she's just gone.

Whereas utter douchebags and terrible people get to continue their asshole lives without worry.

There can't possibly be a God, or if there is, he sure as hell doesn't love us all.

FUCK. Why her?

I used to be a pirate, but then I took a Captain Jack Sparrow to the knee.

But then I took a Sparrow to the knee.

:O

She's gone and fallen in love. With a huntress named Erila.

Granted she still fucks around once in a while, but only rarely and with mutual friends of theirs.

God this would make a great story if I could get myself motivated to write it.

Poor saps in California are still in 2011. Greetings from the future.

Where the fuck did 2011 go?

So I downloaded WoW at a friend's behest, since due to console differences we can't play a whole lot of other games.

Enter Calystina, a female Blood Elf warlock with almost no standards at all.
She's a ridiculous amount of fun to play, primarily cuz I'm prolonging my level 20 capped free game by spending a lot of time naked table dancing or giving blowjobs to random people Caly encounters.

Also I think I might record her adventures with her slightly prudish sister Lidria in a few short stories.

Merry Christmas to all you Christians.

Happy Hanukkah to all you Jews.

Happy Holidays to everyone else.



I wonder why you never see any Happy Hanukkah journals on FA.

I just used logic in a conversation with a friend. We went from him crying inside to explaining the conception of Jesus.

Here's the logic.

He said he was crying inside. He also said that men don't cry. Therefore he has a woman inside.

If his outer man had sex with his inner woman, he could be pregnant inside.

The reverse can be true of women. They may have a man inside.

So if Mary's inner man had sex with her outer woman, then maybe she impregnated herself with Jesus.

TAKE THAT, BIBLE!!!

(I am technically a Christian, so don't give me shit for stomping on your religion if you are religious at all.)

So I'm watching Heaven's Lost Property. It's funny as all hell. It also has tits.

BEST. ANIME. EVER.

...You name your firstborn Fable daughter Rainbow Dash, only to learn she is a
lesbian.

Nothing against lesbians. I give no fucks what sexuality you are cuz it has absolutely no impact on me, so why waste the limited number of fucks I can give?

But anyway, I'm one of those bronies who believes Rainbow to be straight. And then Fable 3 goes and pulls this shit. WHY!?



...You are forced to sit through an episode of the Powerpuff Girls just cuz, and you realize you know exactly which episode it is in the first 20 seconds.

It was the one with Major Man.

Don't expect to hear from me for at least a month.

And somehow my head feels clearer than ever. WAT.

https://youtu.be/ny33f3mSjHs

It's my favorite day ever!

Things didn't work out quite right with  Hachirou, so we've gone back to being just friends.

But hey, at least we're that. It could have been worse.

Doesn't stop me from getting tired of it.

TAKE YOUR HATING PARTY SOMEWHERE ELSE. AND TAKE YOUR HATERADE WITH YOU.

So, the old system was named OldPOS or something along those lines.

When we upgraded everything, it's either NewPOS or POS-6.

For those who don't know, POS is an abbreviation for Piece Of Shit.

Every bad experience with McDonald's ever has just been explained to you.

In which the following happens:


-Rarity discovers the ABSOLUTE WORST POSSIBLE THING.
-Twilight declares her love for Rainbow Dash.
-Rainbow Dash becomes an atomic bomb.
-Applejack gets buried alive.
-Fluttershy kills a bear.
-Rarity discovers the ABSOLUTE WORST POSSIBLE THING.
-Twilight goes insane.
-Twilight molests Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle.
-Big Macintosh says "nope".
-Derpy Hooves gets into a hoof-fight with the mayor.
-Princess Celestia casts a spell over all of Ponyville.
-Rarity discovers the ABSOLUTE WORST POSSIBLE THING.
-Spike saves the day.
-Pinkie Pie remains "normal".

Best. Episode. Ever.

You're...going...to LOVE ME!!!