Out of curiosity,

How many female characters would be interested in a M/F/F picture with Janice and Flux? :3

*** I AM NOT BACK ONLINE YET, BUT BY TOMORROW OR TUESDAY I SHOULD HAVE MY NEW LAPTOP AND BE BACK ONLINE :3 ***

Ok, so this is a bit of an old Meme, but i thought id actually do it, since people have been asking me for a wishlist (Specifically amazon, but i'd feel bad having an amazon wishlist xD) Sooooo, for anyone who ever feels like doing some 'wishlist' shopping for me, here is a wishlist of Artists, and the type of art id like to get eventually :3


LEGEND:

Ratings:

C - Cute: Something adorable and 'Dawwwwww', Tasteful nudity at most :3 (no porn)
S - Sexy: Not necessarily porn, but can have porn elements! just really really sexy pics <3
X - Outright porn: Messy, hardcore, explicate sweet sweet porn!
A - All Ratings wanted :3

Themes: There may be a theme associated with an artist. You do not HAVE to get the theme mentioned. Themes are just kind of a 'Would like, but you can get what you want :3' kind of thing ^^ Also, if a theme is NOT listed beside an artist, doesnt mean that i wouldnt want that theme from them :3

J/Fl/Fe - A theme where id like to see Janice and Flux with another girl having some sexy fun :3 (Fe may be replaced by S - Sarah, or R - Rachel)
LDL - Short for 'Lucky Ducky Luvins' the series where my lil Mallard ducky gets to snuggle in the boobs of a cute girl :3
Les - This is a girls only theme, may specify characters in some
St - Straight: This will probably be for any Janice/Flux picture :3 Possibly some of my husky Ace with another girl :3
Gay - Gay: **Please note, Flux is straight, so do not get any gay pics of him!! xD** These pics will probably be reserved for my husky boy Ace, and a guy friend having a lil boy-sex fun :3


DO NOT WANT:
- Most of the usual extreme fetish stuff: Cub, Bathroom, vore, gore, fat, etc. ASK IF YOU ARE UNSURE!!

Character Guidelines:
Flux: Flux is straight, and shy :3
Janice: Janice is a naughty girl, a voyeur, likes to watch Flux have sex with other women, and likes to join in with them eventually x3
Rachel: Has a very firey personality, and can be a little kinky in bed :3
Sarah: She is always really really REALLY shy all the time xD
Ace:: Sweet guy, but very high libido :3


If you would like to include your characters in ADULT situations with my characters, Please ask first :3 People under my 'Awesome people and Close Friends' list dont need to ask though, as they know what not to commission <3


So then, here is the list of artists i would love to have art from :3

WISHLIST:

 spazzykoneko A
 kululu-xiao C, S
 ajna A - LDL wiff Tee <3
 tsampikos A - J/Fl/Fe: Would love Janice and Flux to have some fun with Mik <3, LDL with Mik would be cuuuuuuute <3
 chalodillo S, X - Les, LDL with Taffy :3<3
 jeso A - LDL with Annie <3
 wolfy-nail X - J/Fl/Fe: A group pic with a girl (or two!) done by Wolfy would be amazing <3
 scappo S, X - J/Fl/Fe: Threesome with Tsenaya <3 LDL with Tsenaya :3
 arctic-sekai S, X
 zareonianwolf A
 daggerleonelli A - LDL with Dagger x3
 abluedeer A
 shana A
 lintu A
 shaw A
 lapinstein S, X - Les
 parupi C, S - LDL with Parupi :3
 evilartnazi X - J/Fl/Fe: a pic with Dawn. A DUCKY CAN DREAM CANT HE?? xD
 missmab A - Les, St, LDL wiff Fa'Lina <3
 meesh X
DamnEvilDog C, S
ScorpDK C, S
MissKatto C, S
Avencri A
Azelyn A
Fudchan S, X - Les, St
Faint S, X - St, Les, J/Fl/Fe: Any girl, possibly Sarah or Rachel :3
Spearfrost S, X - St, Les, J/Fl/Fe: same thing x3
ProjectBlue02 A - LDL with Blue :3
Kacey A - Les
fluff-kevlar Fluff-Kevlar S, X - J/Fl/Fe with either Ayn or Vikna :3
luckypan Luckypan S, X
miles-df Miles-DF S, X - Les, St
chevi Chevi/Shizuki C, S - Les, St
fisk Fisk/Jay Naylor S, X
os os A - Les, St, J/Fl/Fe with one of his girls, Brandi, Morgan, Abigail... So many awesome girls <3
kubikitsune Kubi-Kitsune S, X
brianblackberry Brian Blackberry A - J/Fl/Fe with one of his girls :3
rafflone Rafflone X
etuix Etuix A

fluffball A - J/Fl/Fe: In this case, 2 females, Kiki and Cheeky <3
strype A - J/Fl/Fe: Would love to have Cooper in the mix x3
ladysnakebite X
natysanime S, X - Les, St
slyus X - Gay
travarisrhade X
phuske A
skidd A
spookable S, X
dossun S, X
tygurstar S, X - LDL with Ty :3
tokifuji X - St, Gay
demicouer X
tatious S, X - Les
kadath S, X - J/Fl/Fe with Diamond and Puzzle would be awesome :3
thekitty A
alvin-earthworm S, X - Les
waitress A - Les
jailbird S, X
shadowill A


OK THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW, I DIDNT REALIZE HOW CARRIED AWAY I WAS GETTING XD

So yes, if anyone ever wants to do some 'wishlist' shopping for me, here it is :3

Thank you all so much ^^

Hello everyone,

I am writing this journal from my blackberry to let you know that my laptop is pretty much unusable at this point. Either the processor or RAM has decided to go on life support, and my laptop just barely runs.

The good news is, I was able to (painfully) get all my important porn documents and files from my computer onto an external drive, so I'm not worried of my computer totally dieing anymore.

The good news is, I went out and ordered my new laptop, an Asus G73 laptop with some upgrades. Solid State Drive, 16 gigs of RAM. The SSD wasn't in stock, so I have to wait until its in and they put Windows 7 Pro on it. I should have it by Friday, or early the week after.

So I have no computer for a week D: If you need to get ahold of me... Twitter might be the best way xD or if you have my number, text me or give me a call :3 I guess I have a week to catch up on video games XD

See you all when I get my new laptop!

Journal stolen from  fmr

This is a chance to get to know my watchers better :3

What's your name?
Where ya from?
Why did you join FA?
What are your interests?
You here for the porn or art or both?
Who's your best friend on FA?
How did you find me?
And why in god's name did you watch me? D:

I got a ton of watchers overnight... Where did you all come from? xD I opened my inbox this morning and didnt see any posted commissions of mine, so im wondering where you all came from xD In any case, i thank you all for watching me! I really appreciate it :3

and HOLY, over 4000 watchers?? When did that happen?? o.O Wow! When i first joined FA and started posting stories and such, i never dreamed i could reach such a number xD You guys are awesome! I love you all <3


In other news, drama is over! This time for sure :U

OK, i said i was done with the drama, but this guy is too stupid for words... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5694516/

By the way ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the guy who started the whole angry mob the other day -.- This is the guy who tried to round up everyone to get their pitchforks and torches

Well, I know there was a lot of drama yesterday, and i stirred up a bit of it myself x.x For this i apologize. Im pretty sure some people unwatched me because of it, and im sure some people lost respect for me because I white knighted. In any case though, i dont regret sticking up for a friend, i DO however regret how i handled the situation... I handled it very poorly. I got a little angry over the whole thing... and people know i dont get angry very often x.x

I should have left Jess Elwood out of it, I had no right putting her in the middle of it. If i could do it all over again, i would have done it differently, but its too late for that now o.o I regret how i handled the whole thing... But i am glad i stuck up for Spazzy. All my friends know i will stick up for them in any situation.

To my watchers, i still hope you'll enjoy my stories to come despite what's happened >.< I hope to get some more written soon to give you guys some good reading material :3

Ducky has reached lvl 24.

Ducky now has a +2 to his Boob Nesting Agility. Ducky also has a new ability: Boob Feather Massage, giving him a +5 to Pleasure a nice lady!

Having Ducky in your party will surely be a great asset to your adventures as you crawl through dungeons, gather treasure, and beat the bad guys, as he provides a formidable distraction to female foes! :3


I know, im being silly, but Happy B-day to me <3

Yes! Somebody actually got 38!!!

Why did i choose 38 you ask? Because there is a little card with my tuxedo measurements buried under a pile of paper, and the one measurement that is sticking out is my waist size, which is a 38 xD YES IM FAT I KNOW!!!

But congrats to  fireykitsune for winning! :3

Yes! Somebody actually got 38!!!

Why did i choose 38 you ask? Because there is a little card with my tuxedo measurements buried under a pile of paper, and the one measurment that is sticking out is my waist size, which is a 38 xD YES IM FAT I KNOW!!!

But congrats to  fireykitsune for winning! :3

EDIT 7:25PM EDT: There are only 2 unclaimed numbers left:

24
30
38
41

THE NEXT PERSON LITERALLY HAS A COIN TOSS CHANCE TO WIN IT! HEADS OR TAILS!!

If you have already placed a guess, you no longer get a guess! Even if i gave you a second chance, no more! Only new people only now!!! :3


EDIT 7:00PM EDT: I am literally floored that nobody has gotten the number yet D8 There is still a chance to nab it!! Not many numbers left!!!!

EDIT 6:30PM EDT: STILL the magic number has yet to be found xD Hopefully after dinner SOMEONE will have gotten it xD Remember! ! guess per entrant :3 there arent many numbers left!!

EDIT 5:30PM EDT: THE MAGIC NUMBER STILL HASNT BEEN FOUND! THERE IS STILL A CHANCE FOR YOU TO WIN A FREE SPOT OF YOU AND YOUR MATE! GUESS NOW IF YOU HAVENT ENTERED! =D

1 GUESS PER ENTRANT!


***FREE ART***

Hello Out there!

I have recently acquired a commission spot with  a_blue_deer and I'm creating a little nude beach scene. No sex, just nudity :3 and I'd like to have a couple in the background being all naked and playful :3

SO! To get in on this opportunity to have some free art done of you and your mate (Yes, i am limiting this to COUPLES only!!) All you have to do is guess a number between 1 and 50 :3

** YOU MUST ALSO HAVE REFERENCE IMAGES OF BOTH YOU AND YOUR MATE!!

Good luck! :3

Hey guys,

I just wanted to say thank you for all the kind words that you've had to offer, it certainly has helped me out tonight <3 I love all you guys <3 I love this fandom and all of the people in it <3


If you care to stick around this journal, I'll tell you a little story as to why this week has been pretty rough...


Last week, i had an interview for a job, and early this week i found out that i wasnt selected for the job... So that was a bit of a bummer, as i was really looking forward to it, as it was a job i could see myself being happy with, and having a lot of fun with. So yeah, that was a bit of a downer, and the job search resumed onwards.

The next thing in the week... I wont go into too much detail, because i could hear a lot of you screaming "TMI!!" but to sum it up, i may have a kidney stone inside of me... I'm going in on Monday for an xray and an ultrasound to see if i do in fact have one floating around inside of me. That got me pretty bummed out, as i guess i felt a lot OLDER because of it >.< Im not sure what the average age is for kidney stones, but i feel pretty young to be having one >.< and plus im not looking forward to having to pass one if its in there >.<

On top of that, i have a really close friend who i feel i may have bugged too many times about certain things, and now im not sure if that friend still likes me or not... I just know they're irritated with me, and i feel really really guilty about bugging them so much >.<

But... The main thing that has probably caused this whole fit of depression and loneliness... You see, i had a parrot, a Moluccan Cockatoo named Poyo (actual spelling is Pollo... Yes, our parrot was the spanish name for chicken :P) We rescued her from a biker who was very abusive to her. We loved her and cared for her, and she took to me the most.

In the 16 years we had her, she became my baby girl... I was like her father, and she was my little child... I loved her to death. She would watch TV with me, sit on me while i surfed the web. I hand fed her, and overall i just took care of her the most.

Well, because of the environment she was in before we rescued her, her health wasnt the greatest. She had her wing broken by the biker guy, and it was never treated properly, so she couldnt fly. Once in a while, she had the habit of falling off her perch in the middle of the night, falling to the bottom of her cage. Eventually she did this enough times that it rebroke her bad wing.

We took her to the vet to get it healed, but the bone would just not heal, and eventually we had to get her wing amputated... But it didnt stop there, as we hoped she would recover from this, but over the last few years of her life, her health just got worse and worse... The falling from her cage became more frequent, and eventually she broke her leg... We took her out of the cage completely, and moved her to a pet carrier for her to sleep in, somewhere where she couldnt fall.

Alas, her health still continued to degrade. I came out to see my mom on our farm the day before mothers day a couple years ago, and i got to see my baby, but i could tell something was very wrong with her... She just looked so weak and so defeated... I cuddled with her for a few hours, just holding her and petting her, she didnt even say a word the entire time...

The next day was mothers day, and i took mom out for lunch... a half an hour later, when she arrived home, she phoned me to tell me that Pollo had died... I was devastated... I just had seen her the day before, and now she was dead... I got out to the farm as quick as i could to see her, and i was just so floored... I never cried so hard in my entire life, holding my babies lifeless body in my hands, stroking her feathers, wishing it was all a bad dream... but, it was the real world, and my baby had died...

A couple months after that happened, I moved out to Toronto to look for work, living with my dad, step mom, and her mom. It was different moving from the west coast to the east coast. I left all my friends behind, and i left the luxury of having pets behind... I couldnt have a dog or a cat in this house because my step mom was allergic to fur. At one point i offered to maybe get a bunny or something, an animal that was small and didnt make a huge mess, but ultimately the decision was 'no pets'

This week, i happened to be looking through classified ads, and there was a family giving away 2 beautiful Macaw parrots for free, saying that they werent able to provide the love and attention they needed, and were giving them to a good home... Normally you see parrots go for hundreds of dollars to be bought, but this family was just giving them away, and they looked so pretty...

I would have loved to adopt one, as i could have provided it with the love and attention it needed, and it would have filled the gap in my heart that was missing with the loss of my Pollo... Birds arent all that dirty a creature, and they're fairly easy to clean up after, so i asked my step mom and her mom if i could adopt one, but i was met with a very firm "No" after asking... I need to have my own place to live before i can get a pet...

and so... Over the past few days, ive been a little heart stricken... All these events stacked up on top of each other and put me in a fairly depressed state... The one bright side to the week is that i do have a job interview tomorrow, so i hope it goes well.

If you stayed to read my story, then thank you <3 I hope this clears up a bit why ive been so sad. Thank you guys, i love you all <3

Who's going?

Anyone wanna meet up, say hi, all that? :3 I should be there all 3 days, though Sunday ill be leaving a little early to go to a family function.

If you spot me, dont be afraid to say hi! :3

EDIT: Added SSBB info :3

Hey guys,

Been looking for people to play some Mario Kart Wii, or Super Smash Bros Brawl with online, so if there are some watchers out here who would like to join me and some other people, post your Mario Kart Wii code and/or your SSBB code here in a comment! :3

My MKW code is: 3480-2939-7584

My SSBB code is: 4382-1704-8991

Hello out there,

A link was given to me where someone had posted one of my commissioned images of Rachel on an imageboard, although it was edited with some Japanese writing: http://safebooru.org/index.php?page.....&id=361060

I see that i was given credit for the picture in the tags, im just curious to see what this person added onto the picture? What is Rachel saying? o.o


and just so people know, i am totally okay with images in my gallery being reposted on imageboards such as fchan and e621. In fact, i sometimes wonder why some of my images are left out of those sites xD

But please do not modify the original image, and do not post it anywhere with the intent of reselling the artwork

Please Please give credit of the artwork to the original artist, and please give the credit of the characters to me! (or the rightful owner if more than my characters appear in the image)

Please do NOT use images i have commissioned for your own personal role play character on role play sites. Seriously guys, I do not want to have to watermark all of these D:

kthxbye :3

Hey Folks!

As you can see, im kinda back <.< For those that are wondering what happened to me, i was let go from my job last week, and i was pretty damn depressed over the situation... I just needed some time away, i set myself on invisible on all my messengers, and just didnt really want to talk to anyone >.<

But im back for now, and while i still havent touched a story in a long time, im hoping with a little free time now that maybe ill get back into writing a little bit and get some stories posted. For now im just posting some pictures that i didnt plan a story for, so i hope you enjoy them for now until i get some story material up!

Thanks guys!

Just when i thought life was starting to maybe look up a bit for me, it decided to turn around and kick me right in the balls...

So im taking some time away... not sure how long, but i wont be available by any messengers... to those who have my phone number, i dont think ill be responding to texts that much, and i dont think ill be answering calls...

Ill see you guys when i see you

To all my friends,

Thank you for being there for me. I've had a rough time the past year or so, and when you guys are there to comfort me and try and help me through the bad times, it really brings a smile to my face. Just getting to sit down and talk with some of you helps a lot, and i thank each and every one of you putting up with me from time to time >.< I know i can be an emotional wreck at points, and the fact that you guys put up with my emoness really means a lot ;.; I love each and every one of you guys <3 and if i havent talked to you in the past little while, it's not that i dont like you or anything, just with this depression, i havent felt like talking a whole lot ^^; Lately i really only have been talking with someone if they start up a conversation with me, or i show them previews of pictures that i'll eventually upload to FA xD But if i havent been talking with you, dont take it personally, i just havent been myself in quite a while now ^^;

With that said, my depression is still here... I havent touched a story since early early November, and right now, i feel like i wont be writing any stories any time soon, which makes me sad because i still have like, 10 - 15 commissions to upload, plus gift pics people have done for me as well :< Also, if you've done a gift pic for me, and i havent commented on it or thanked you, i really do apologize >.< Do know it means a lot to me, and i know that despite my depressive moods, i should at least have the decency to give a quick thank you to those who do a gift for me ;.;

I also apologize to a few artists who i havent been in touch with about some commissions. I've been sent some previews and i havent responded back to them yet to give them the go ahead to finish them >.< I WILL try and get to you as soon as i can >.<

Again, thank you to all of those who have been in my life, been there for me, and continue to be there for me as i go through a hard point in my life ^^; I love each and every one of you all, and i hope to keep you guys for as long as i can :3 Thank you

Its all christmasy! :D

done by the wonderful  lintu ^^

Thank you so much

TL;DR Ducky's been fighting depression, and lacking motivation to do anything.


Long Version

Hey Guys, its been a while since ive posted anything, and the honest truth is i dont know when i will be getting back to posting things. I have a huge backlog of images to post, and several images i want to write a story for, but i havent been able to sit down and write anything... I had a story about half way done, but i havent touched it in literally 3 weeks x.X

I have been battling depression, and depression has been getting the better of me. There are a lot of things affecting me, like my ex girlfriend and our daughter. There is me feeling financially insecure at the moment, and feeling like i should be a lot further ahead in life than i already am, and i guess im always paranoid of my ex coming after me for more money for child support so she doesnt have to work... Silly things i guess...

I also get paranoid at my job, because of my previous job, im always worried that even though they say im doing a good job there that im really not doing a good job... Though i did have my year end review and it went well, and im still employed, so thats all good <.<

I've been going for therapy to try and help me cope with all the stresses in life, and they've been trying to find some medications to try and mellow me out and get me motivated again, but really, there are days when im just so depressed that i feel like i want to do nothing at all... My FA inbox is up to 17.5K submissions which i want to go through and save what i want to keep x.x

Im on vacation now for 2 weeks, so maybe a little R&R will get me back into the swing of things! Also, there are some people who have done some commissioned art or gift art which i havent gotten around to commenting on, and for that i sincerely apologize x.x I do hope to get to everyone who has done some art for me and thank them, im just a little scatterbrained at the moment ^^;

Hellsing!!

It was a close race, and Yugioh came in a close second, so as a consoltation prize, i think ill commission Sarah as the dark magician girl at a later date :3

Thanks for voting everyone!

So ask me some questions!

I'll pretty much answer anything unless it's too too personal

Ask me something! 83 http://formspring.me/darkduck64

Hey Everyone,

Just to let you know, im still alive... Though things are still not sitting well mentally for me >.< I havent written anything that i feel is good for a while now... Even my last couple stories i felt weren't my best writings and that they could have been waaaaay better.

So for now, still on hiatus while i try and get my head in gear...

I have just over 16,000 submissions to go through and save and fave @.@ Fffffffffff... I refuse to nuke them, i am an art packrat, i save everything i like <.< All the furry art ive collected over the years totals just over 10 gigs... Just lately i havent been feeling much like going through anything. Hardly play games anymore, though my dear sweet Aea has been getting me back into playing Saints Row which is helping me out a bit :3

So sit tight, maybe ill be back into the swing of things soon

Ok, so instead of a wallpaper war, ive decided to just do a drive for donations with the theme of Pirates VS Ninjas :3

Basically, i will set up a goal of $200 for each category, Pirates, Ninjas, and even a Pirates VS Ninja pic featuring my characters :3 Remeber, your donation can be as little as $1, or if you are someone crazy and awesome at the same time, it can be as much as you want :3

Proceeds go towards helping me ease the cost of plane tickets for the holidays, as well as paying for the commissions themselves!


ARRRRR, TO DONATE TO THE PIRATES, CLICK HERE YE SCURVY DOGS!! 0/$200

To Donate to the Ninjas, Click Here, Your Honor Demands it! $1/$200

To Donate to see the ultimate Porn Battle, click here! 0/$200

Hey everyone!

Havent had any donations since July, so i wanna see if i can start a donation drive! :3

Basically I'm thinking of stealing borrowing  missmab's idea of a Wallpaper war, where you donate a small amount of money, either $1, or $10, or if you're crazy enough, $100 towards the team of your choice, Pirates or Ninjas, and then i shall commission a nice porny themed wallpaper for the winning team :3

Why am i doing this? Because Christmas time Airline tickets cost a lot of money D:

Would anyone be interested in this idea??? :3

Hello everyone,

for personal reasons, i will going on a bit of a hiatus from writing my stories and posting art. I'm not leaving, im not going to be rage quitting and deleting my gallery or anything, im just letting everyone know that for personal reasons, my story writing is going to be on hold.

I am all set to refund  moldred the money he spent on winning mine and spazzys story auction. I will be sending him an email right after i write this journal. I am in a writing funk, and its not fair to him to have to wait on my faults... Ive only ever taken one commissioned story before this, and it took me 9 months to finish, so i do not want to have to put moldred through the same thing... I hate making people wait.

As i said, it may be a long while before i get back into story writing, so do not expect anything until i get out of this deep dark depression im in...

For those artists who still owe me artwork, i will still be around and can be reached through notes, email, and messengers. I have a big enough backlog of commissions to go through and post, that from here on i may only be purchasing some here and there from close friends.

I'll still be active on FA, faving and commenting here and there, but if you send me a note wanting to chit chat, please do not expect a reply... Its nothing personal, i'm just not in the mood for chatting all that much right now...