new to furaffinity eh? lets corrupt the virgin :3
Posted 6 years agoYeaaaa random title aside there's a brand new anthro artist on furaffinity looking to get some love they're offering a free raffle to celebrate 2019 (not sure why but meh) but here's the catch only feminine figures can enter so women,transwomen,intersexed women and femboys are totally up for grabs as for gents? sorry guys better luck next time.
feel free to stop by
and give them some love eh? if anything you'll be helping them out a good metric ton https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33027178/ you know the drill by now hop in your Lockheed SR-71 Blackbirds and storm that shit with style!
ramon out
feel free to stop by
and give them some love eh? if anything you'll be helping them out a good metric ton https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33027178/ you know the drill by now hop in your Lockheed SR-71 Blackbirds and storm that shit with style!ramon out
new to furaffinity eh? lets corrupt the virgin :3
Posted 6 years agoYeaaaa random title aside there's a brand new anthro artist on furaffinity looking to get some love they're offering a free raffle to celebrate 2019 (not sure why but meh) but here's the catch only feminine figures can enter so women,transwomen,intersexed women and femboys are totally up for grabs as for gents? sorry guys better luck next time.
feel free to stop by
and give them some love eh? if anything you'll be helping them out a good metric ton https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33027178/ you know the drill by now hop in your Lockheed SR-71 Blackbirds and storm that shit with style!
ramon out
feel free to stop by
and give them some love eh? if anything you'll be helping them out a good metric ton https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33027178/ you know the drill by now hop in your Lockheed SR-71 Blackbirds and storm that shit with style!ramon out
tossing out journals like oprah
Posted 6 years agoyea i got nothing but that aside a cool artist i happen to lurk around is having a raffle of sorts so i figured may aswell i mean no harm no foul right? here's the link for more info https://www.furaffinity.net/view/32547252/
secondlife just got brighter
Posted 6 years agowell didn't we see this before? yep but that ain't stopping my snarky smart ass from signal boosting it you know the drill by now http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31700854/ come get some good times and fine wine
ramon out
ramon out
I will make a journal that'll pierce the heavens!!!!
Posted 6 years agoYeaa bad joke aside its time to signal boost and Im talking giga drill breaker levels of signal boosting here *ahem* a good friend of mine and amazing artist
is in a massive bind long story short a well respected work buddy of kaos's father passed away thus making work alot more harder to go through and thus less pesos going in the wallet and well you see where im getting at here.
So after much much consideration kaos made a patreon just to keep a roof over his head and grub on the table go ahead and pop by I promise you its worth it https://www.patreon.com/Dyriuck_kaos
ramon out
is in a massive bind long story short a well respected work buddy of kaos's father passed away thus making work alot more harder to go through and thus less pesos going in the wallet and well you see where im getting at here.So after much much consideration kaos made a patreon just to keep a roof over his head and grub on the table go ahead and pop by I promise you its worth it https://www.patreon.com/Dyriuck_kaos
ramon out
secondlife mugshot miracle
Posted 7 years agoconfusing title? yea i know anyways
is having an sl photo raffle thing going on so since she's rather goddess like with the camera i thought i would partake in it here's the link for deets https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30126242/
ramon out
is having an sl photo raffle thing going on so since she's rather goddess like with the camera i thought i would partake in it here's the link for deets https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30126242/ramon out
its been 84 years......
Posted 7 years agosince that meme got old but all kidding aside i know this swell as hell transwoman vixen grand belle named sally
who's a crazy good artist and a super funny youtuber aswell with her friend warren over at harshcoffee now your probably wondering "ayo ramon what you on about man?" well im glad you asked http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28077801/ sally has her commissions going on and while i can't exactly partake in her goddess like brushcraft i can atleast sound the signal waves to help out so if anything atleast take a looksee eh? plenty of good stuff i assure you
ramon out
who's a crazy good artist and a super funny youtuber aswell with her friend warren over at harshcoffee now your probably wondering "ayo ramon what you on about man?" well im glad you asked http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28077801/ sally has her commissions going on and while i can't exactly partake in her goddess like brushcraft i can atleast sound the signal waves to help out so if anything atleast take a looksee eh? plenty of good stuff i assure youramon out
derp log entry 16
Posted 7 years agoalternative title "why the hell must this be hard to do?"
yea figured i dust off the old ruins abit and do up a journal now just wondering out of plain curiousity are their any mesh bodies similar to the old niramyth daenotaur? now i understand beast creations has that down pat with the dragon king bodies aswell as 1stact's garou but here's the thing they are prefixed with digi legs and im after plantigrade legs now before you sound your horns off yes i know anthro anim has roughly what im looking for but fitting stuff to it is limited and timmy zong offer the same shtick but tends to follow in the same setting though devmuscle has the right idea 1 im looking for something thats preferably easy to mod and 2 not so jam packed full of scripts that it would crash a sim upon entry if someone can point me in the right direction id be very grateful
ramon out
yea figured i dust off the old ruins abit and do up a journal now just wondering out of plain curiousity are their any mesh bodies similar to the old niramyth daenotaur? now i understand beast creations has that down pat with the dragon king bodies aswell as 1stact's garou but here's the thing they are prefixed with digi legs and im after plantigrade legs now before you sound your horns off yes i know anthro anim has roughly what im looking for but fitting stuff to it is limited and timmy zong offer the same shtick but tends to follow in the same setting though devmuscle has the right idea 1 im looking for something thats preferably easy to mod and 2 not so jam packed full of scripts that it would crash a sim upon entry if someone can point me in the right direction id be very grateful
ramon out
derp log entry 15
Posted 7 years agoalternative title "well...that was a thing"
well today i had an interesting conversation with some random schmuck and his gf when i was out paying bills honestly looking back on it im not sure weather to be entertained by it or annoyed since a lil of both transpired the conversation went on as such
(me) *minding my own business walking about*
(random ass) hey are you goth?
(me) *is dressed in black semi-formal wear and a trenchcoat due to the cold weather*....no im not goth why you ask?
(ass) well you look fucking goth don't you know that shit died ages ago?
(me) *casually eyeing him down through my sunglasses* well given that stroke of enlightenment i'll assume since you dress like trailer trash that your a disappointment to your parents?
(ass) *clearly threatened* the fuck you say jackass?! what balls do you have to say shit like that??
(me) well you clearly assumed im goth since im dressed in black i thought i would have the same courtesy on your ripped jeans,stained shirt and backwards cap looking like a wannabe thug from the ghetto
(ass's gf) *laughing her ass off at me dissing her man* come on dear lets leave the gentleman alone and head to jenny's before she gets worried
(ass) *flips me the bird before walking away with his gf*
take from that as you will though since its 2018 i thought we were done assuming people on their appearances? guess im behind the times abit
well today i had an interesting conversation with some random schmuck and his gf when i was out paying bills honestly looking back on it im not sure weather to be entertained by it or annoyed since a lil of both transpired the conversation went on as such
(me) *minding my own business walking about*
(random ass) hey are you goth?
(me) *is dressed in black semi-formal wear and a trenchcoat due to the cold weather*....no im not goth why you ask?
(ass) well you look fucking goth don't you know that shit died ages ago?
(me) *casually eyeing him down through my sunglasses* well given that stroke of enlightenment i'll assume since you dress like trailer trash that your a disappointment to your parents?
(ass) *clearly threatened* the fuck you say jackass?! what balls do you have to say shit like that??
(me) well you clearly assumed im goth since im dressed in black i thought i would have the same courtesy on your ripped jeans,stained shirt and backwards cap looking like a wannabe thug from the ghetto
(ass's gf) *laughing her ass off at me dissing her man* come on dear lets leave the gentleman alone and head to jenny's before she gets worried
(ass) *flips me the bird before walking away with his gf*
take from that as you will though since its 2018 i thought we were done assuming people on their appearances? guess im behind the times abit
derp log entry 14
Posted 8 years agoalternative title "lost but hoping to be found"
yea i know odd title but meh anyways to anyone on sl (second life) that happen to have the first version of the orange nova slugger shark (the muscled one with plantigrade feet) and no longer want it may i have it please? colour doesn't really matter to me just im stuck with the second version (the cute one with friggin puppy paws for feet) and the store's creator wont budge regardless how many times i ask nicely so if your willing to do me a solid and perhaps transfer it over i would be very grateful thanks
ramon out
yea i know odd title but meh anyways to anyone on sl (second life) that happen to have the first version of the orange nova slugger shark (the muscled one with plantigrade feet) and no longer want it may i have it please? colour doesn't really matter to me just im stuck with the second version (the cute one with friggin puppy paws for feet) and the store's creator wont budge regardless how many times i ask nicely so if your willing to do me a solid and perhaps transfer it over i would be very grateful thanks
ramon out
derp long entry 13
Posted 8 years agoalternate title "bored bio" yea been seeing a bunch of these "all about me" things being popular again so i figured i do one i found a rather extensive one courtesy of
so i thought i borrow hers (with some alterations here and there of course) well this should take a good while
ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: ramon mystiere (RL david peter kuhn)
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: M
- Sign: Libra
- Location: st thomas ontario canada
- Hair color: black i want to say its like an ash black but i think its more of nightshadow (those on secondlife who know what the wasabi pills hairshop provides know what i meant)
- Eye color: normally they look something like this https://www.selectspecs.com/blog/wp.....to-750x410.jpg but they are known to be abit darker at times
- Height: 6'6
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay: Bi with a trans/trap preference
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use? axe dark temptation shampoo and conditioner
- What are you listening to right now? craig thompson (mini ladd) getting grossed out while playing southpark and the reddit 50/50
- Who is the last person that called you? my mom letting me know that she wanted me to take out po chops for dinner
- How many buddies are online right now? quite abit
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: even though i have one pest of a cat with me and i do like cats one of my favourite animals is actually a silver fox or a nice jackal basically any canine but mostly the exotic ones
- Color: Red /black/silver
- Drink:
energy drink: monster,28 black and sometimes redbull blue if im in the mood for it
normal: pepsi,water,milk,apple cider etc
- Element: shadow
- Food: cream of mushroom soup its so versatile you can use it for practically anything also pizza isnt half bad
- Game: Cards – cards against humanity
Video games - whatever catches my interest
Tabletop - chess surprisingly enough
- Movie: phantom of the opera,sweeney todd,any of the pirate of the carribean movies etc
- Song: quite abit actually though my personal fave is mystery of a blood red rose by avantasia
- Subjects in school: not really a "school" person but gym was pretty good so was weight training
- Television: dont really watch the ol tube alot but when i do its mostly comedy network or food network
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath: nope
- Smoked: nope
- Bungee jumped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ
- Made yourself throw up: yea by accident not the best feeling in the world also dry heaving is a bitch
- Skinny dipped: yep
- Ever been in love: yea a few times
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: once when i was younger
- Pictured your crush naked: quite a few times actually
- Actually seen your crush naked: got as far as the bikini before i had to leave
- Cried when someone died: nope
- Lied: ohh buddy you have no idea
- Fallen for your best friend?: once that proven to be a fatal error
- Used someone: it tends to happen unintentionally but yea
- Done something you regret: not buying an item from the sl marketplace before it was removed for good
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: flannel shirt,victorian inspired black longcoat,black slacks,dark brown hiking boots,long black socks and black boxers
- Song on Ipod: nothing by dont have one
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L A S T | P E R S O N
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched:does hugging count?
- Hugged: my mom
- You kissed: no one
- You IMed: my sl sister chrissy last night before i went to bed
- Talk to online: same
- You sexed it up with: before my computer decided to go "HAH no sl for you!!!"? my friend delli
___________________________________________________________________________
A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: try to be but there are times i tend to be abit dense on things
- Open-minded?: yep
- Arrogant?: I have my moments.
- Insecure?: at times
- Random?: no idea what your talking abouSQUIRREL!!.....what are we talking about again?
- Hungry?: had a nice apple cider not to long ago so im good
- Smart?: not really but i do have my moments
- Moody?: not that i know of
- Organized?: like a 10 month old putting a triangle in a square hole
- Shy?: introvation tends to be a bugger like that
- Difficult?: not that i know of
- Bored easily?: very easily
- Entertained easily?: ehh bout 50/50
- Obsessed?: i collect blades so i guess that counts eh?
- Lazy?: very
- Angry?: when I get cut off mid sentence and that shit tends to happen alot
- Happy?: meh
- Hyper?: from time to time
- Trusting?: i can be though only when the one im speaking with shows they can be trusting in return
___________________________________________________________________________
R A N D O M
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: get up,have a coffee,lay back down for abit unless i have somewhere to go other then that? after waking up again i have another coffee before getting on the computer
- Love is: a pain in the ass
- I dream about: whatever happens to pop up i dont really remember them
- What do you notice first in the sex you are into: as cheesy as it sounds a smile if they have a nice smile then after getting to know each other we get freaky
___________________________________________________________________________
W H O
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: last time i had a good hard laugh was bout 5 or so years ago when i first saw jeff dunham minus that? not much
- Makes you smile: my mom whenever she actually listens to me for a change
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: no one
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no because i know it doesnt happen
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: no but i wish i could ditch the moobs abit
- Wish you were younger?: nope
- Cry because someone said something to you?: nope
___________________________________________________________________________
N U M B E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: lost count
- Of Cd's I own: currently? two the cd for my wifi hookup and the one for my mouse
- Of scars on my body: quite a few physical though alot more emotional
- Of bones I have broken: broke the arm of some jackass when i was younger but thats about it
so i thought i borrow hers (with some alterations here and there of course) well this should take a good while ALL | ABOUT | ME
____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: ramon mystiere (RL david peter kuhn)
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: M
- Sign: Libra
- Location: st thomas ontario canada
- Hair color: black i want to say its like an ash black but i think its more of nightshadow (those on secondlife who know what the wasabi pills hairshop provides know what i meant)
- Eye color: normally they look something like this https://www.selectspecs.com/blog/wp.....to-750x410.jpg but they are known to be abit darker at times
- Height: 6'6
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay: Bi with a trans/trap preference
____________________________________________________________________________
S P E C I F I C S
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use? axe dark temptation shampoo and conditioner
- What are you listening to right now? craig thompson (mini ladd) getting grossed out while playing southpark and the reddit 50/50
- Who is the last person that called you? my mom letting me know that she wanted me to take out po chops for dinner
- How many buddies are online right now? quite abit
____________________________________________________________________________
F A V O R I T E S
____________________________________________________________________________
- Animal: even though i have one pest of a cat with me and i do like cats one of my favourite animals is actually a silver fox or a nice jackal basically any canine but mostly the exotic ones
- Color: Red /black/silver
- Drink:
energy drink: monster,28 black and sometimes redbull blue if im in the mood for it
normal: pepsi,water,milk,apple cider etc
- Element: shadow
- Food: cream of mushroom soup its so versatile you can use it for practically anything also pizza isnt half bad
- Game: Cards – cards against humanity
Video games - whatever catches my interest
Tabletop - chess surprisingly enough
- Movie: phantom of the opera,sweeney todd,any of the pirate of the carribean movies etc
- Song: quite abit actually though my personal fave is mystery of a blood red rose by avantasia
- Subjects in school: not really a "school" person but gym was pretty good so was weight training
- Television: dont really watch the ol tube alot but when i do its mostly comedy network or food network
____________________________________________________________________________
H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath: nope
- Smoked: nope
- Bungee jumped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ
- Made yourself throw up: yea by accident not the best feeling in the world also dry heaving is a bitch
- Skinny dipped: yep
- Ever been in love: yea a few times
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: once when i was younger
- Pictured your crush naked: quite a few times actually
- Actually seen your crush naked: got as far as the bikini before i had to leave
- Cried when someone died: nope
- Lied: ohh buddy you have no idea
- Fallen for your best friend?: once that proven to be a fatal error
- Used someone: it tends to happen unintentionally but yea
- Done something you regret: not buying an item from the sl marketplace before it was removed for good
____________________________________________________________________________
C U R R E N T
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: flannel shirt,victorian inspired black longcoat,black slacks,dark brown hiking boots,long black socks and black boxers
- Song on Ipod: nothing by dont have one
____________________________________________________________________________
L A S T | P E R S O N
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched:does hugging count?
- Hugged: my mom
- You kissed: no one
- You IMed: my sl sister chrissy last night before i went to bed
- Talk to online: same
- You sexed it up with: before my computer decided to go "HAH no sl for you!!!"? my friend delli
___________________________________________________________________________
A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: try to be but there are times i tend to be abit dense on things
- Open-minded?: yep
- Arrogant?: I have my moments.
- Insecure?: at times
- Random?: no idea what your talking abouSQUIRREL!!.....what are we talking about again?
- Hungry?: had a nice apple cider not to long ago so im good
- Smart?: not really but i do have my moments
- Moody?: not that i know of
- Organized?: like a 10 month old putting a triangle in a square hole
- Shy?: introvation tends to be a bugger like that
- Difficult?: not that i know of
- Bored easily?: very easily
- Entertained easily?: ehh bout 50/50
- Obsessed?: i collect blades so i guess that counts eh?
- Lazy?: very
- Angry?: when I get cut off mid sentence and that shit tends to happen alot
- Happy?: meh
- Hyper?: from time to time
- Trusting?: i can be though only when the one im speaking with shows they can be trusting in return
___________________________________________________________________________
R A N D O M
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: get up,have a coffee,lay back down for abit unless i have somewhere to go other then that? after waking up again i have another coffee before getting on the computer
- Love is: a pain in the ass
- I dream about: whatever happens to pop up i dont really remember them
- What do you notice first in the sex you are into: as cheesy as it sounds a smile if they have a nice smile then after getting to know each other we get freaky
___________________________________________________________________________
W H O
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: last time i had a good hard laugh was bout 5 or so years ago when i first saw jeff dunham minus that? not much
- Makes you smile: my mom whenever she actually listens to me for a change
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: no one
___________________________________________________________________________
D O | Y O U | E V E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no because i know it doesnt happen
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: no but i wish i could ditch the moobs abit
- Wish you were younger?: nope
- Cry because someone said something to you?: nope
___________________________________________________________________________
N U M B E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: lost count
- Of Cd's I own: currently? two the cd for my wifi hookup and the one for my mouse
- Of scars on my body: quite a few physical though alot more emotional
- Of bones I have broken: broke the arm of some jackass when i was younger but thats about it
derp log entry 12
Posted 8 years agoalternative title "well......shit that just happened" yea for those that have been keeping somewhat up to part on the randomness i post its oct 5th aka my birthday so today im 26 in all honesty i feel older then that and thanks to the last minute run around i had to do so does my back and shoulders at the moment *chuckles sighing lightly* yeaaa anyways thats a thing i guess
ramon out
ramon out
calling all sharks
Posted 8 years agoyea slightly misleading title but anyone on secondlife have the first version of the orange nova slugger shark? (aka the more muscled one with human like legs/feet) i tried everything to get a copy from the creator when she made the shark a freebie in her store but she wont budge id greatly appreciate any and all leads to getting one please help a fellow shark lover out?
ramon out
ramon out
derp log entry 11
Posted 8 years agoalternate title "erotic slang and there meaning"
yeaaa i got nothing anywho just figured i would make a small list of erotic slang/nicnames that the anthro community have used throughout the years for certain appearances that i have heard of so the next time your talking to a bunch of people be it on a chat site,secondlife,f-list etc and you see one of these being dropped you'll know what it means keep in mind some of these will get gritty so if your easily offended kindly dont read this......oh who am i kidding like the glue sniffer you are your totally going to read this and bitch in the comments its pretty much tradition at this point anywho *ahem* shall we?
prick vixen: you cqn kinda guess where this is going but incase you dont get hints this is a slang term used for feminine foxes be them fembois,tgirls,herms etc still packing there red rocket (or black banana from what ive seen lately) most use this as a way of saying "hey jimmy that hot number you picked up is packing heat in more ways then one just a heads up"
slutpup: now lets face it weather your anthro or not everyone and there unborn fetus knows what slut means hell for some this just turns them on more as for the pup part well basically it means a female canine of any species tends to *ahem* "enjoy her meal and wanting more" so to speak
boneyard: now this one has been rarely used mostly because people think its too clever to remember but for those still curious on what it means you know what a dragon's cave looks like with all that gold? picture that but with a crap ton of dildos and you get the idea simply put its a room full of dildos galore to the point where its pretty much impossible walking in without stepping on a pantie bandit
chunks in the clam chowder: now this one isnt anthro related but since its about erotic slang i thought i would toss this up here just for the sake of filling a spot basically it means that a woman refuses to use a rubber with her male/trans/herm partners so the risks of stds are as high as a stoner in a weed field so if you go stirring the honey pot you might get a few stings from some left over bees if you catch my drift
stirring the honey pot: this and any variation of the sort is pretty self explanatory it means fucking just for some stupid reason people are still tender to the word so slang terms are used to cover it up when out and about talking to someone who knows what your saying incase "virgin ears" are present
virgin ears: a slang term used for young children and hardcore christians,jehovas,mormens etc that act like your breaking a priceless family treasure when your cussing near them
and thats pretty much all i can think of if i hear or remember any more they will be added just thought i put up some examples for those still curious or those that heard them before yet dont know what they mean
ramon out
yeaaa i got nothing anywho just figured i would make a small list of erotic slang/nicnames that the anthro community have used throughout the years for certain appearances that i have heard of so the next time your talking to a bunch of people be it on a chat site,secondlife,f-list etc and you see one of these being dropped you'll know what it means keep in mind some of these will get gritty so if your easily offended kindly dont read this......oh who am i kidding like the glue sniffer you are your totally going to read this and bitch in the comments its pretty much tradition at this point anywho *ahem* shall we?
prick vixen: you cqn kinda guess where this is going but incase you dont get hints this is a slang term used for feminine foxes be them fembois,tgirls,herms etc still packing there red rocket (or black banana from what ive seen lately) most use this as a way of saying "hey jimmy that hot number you picked up is packing heat in more ways then one just a heads up"
slutpup: now lets face it weather your anthro or not everyone and there unborn fetus knows what slut means hell for some this just turns them on more as for the pup part well basically it means a female canine of any species tends to *ahem* "enjoy her meal and wanting more" so to speak
boneyard: now this one has been rarely used mostly because people think its too clever to remember but for those still curious on what it means you know what a dragon's cave looks like with all that gold? picture that but with a crap ton of dildos and you get the idea simply put its a room full of dildos galore to the point where its pretty much impossible walking in without stepping on a pantie bandit
chunks in the clam chowder: now this one isnt anthro related but since its about erotic slang i thought i would toss this up here just for the sake of filling a spot basically it means that a woman refuses to use a rubber with her male/trans/herm partners so the risks of stds are as high as a stoner in a weed field so if you go stirring the honey pot you might get a few stings from some left over bees if you catch my drift
stirring the honey pot: this and any variation of the sort is pretty self explanatory it means fucking just for some stupid reason people are still tender to the word so slang terms are used to cover it up when out and about talking to someone who knows what your saying incase "virgin ears" are present
virgin ears: a slang term used for young children and hardcore christians,jehovas,mormens etc that act like your breaking a priceless family treasure when your cussing near them
and thats pretty much all i can think of if i hear or remember any more they will be added just thought i put up some examples for those still curious or those that heard them before yet dont know what they mean
ramon out
*puts up ethereal golden shield*
Posted 8 years agowell its pretty much known that alot of things tend to get under my fur and much like a trekkie tgirl named candence who constantly begs for money on deviantart every two seconds i'll tend to vent about something that just irked me for the day i know i'll tick some people off with this one soooo *looks both ways before sighing deeply* what the hell is so appealing about sergals? i mean seriously i can get how cruxes can be attractive if used right,i can understand to a degree that some squids/krakens can look good hell i even know someone that does a mean sunbitch of a hermitcrab but i see no merit what so ever in sergals they are just ugiy pieces of shit to me and dont even get me started on the 2.0 mesh versions that kzk released on secondlife they just look uglier *sighs* i know i might be in the minority about this but seriously what is so good about them? i guess thats all i wanted to get out for the time being
ramon out
ramon out
derp log entry 10
Posted 8 years agoalternative title "bite my shiny metal ass"....yeaaaa nah i got nothing anywhore there is a raffle thingy going on for aeromorphs remember those things? no?? what rock have you been living under? all kidding aside there is a raffle thing going on thats pretty sweet give it a looksee might be interesting http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8277605/
ramon out
ramon out
derp log entry 9
Posted 8 years agosoo i got a relatively stupid joke for you if fucking the pussy is making cookies/cakes and if fucking the ass is making brownies then what do you call an orgy?........one hell of a bake sale!
yea im a dork sue me
ramon out
yea im a dork sue me
ramon out
im probably going to piss ALOT of people off with this one
Posted 8 years agobut it has to be done anyways to those that care to remember i have aspergers or its more known title asperger syndrome now for those that has been living under a rock and just saw a lit match for the first time allow me to water it down for you *ahem* i have autism you dumbfucks
that out of the way lets get to the meat of this steak and potatoes shall we? now for those that are well educated to know whats up i wont bore you with details but people these days tend to be sensitive lil shits that can get away with murder due to the new "laws" and "prohibitions" for special needs but thats not what im talking to you about now i wont lie i cuss,i snark like a cat who doesnt give a shit,i shoot death glares like a pissy billy the kid that missed his nap and id sooner flip you the middle finger then tell you where the nearest tim hortons is if you annoy me but i like to think i treat those around me equally be it gender,sexual orientation,race,religion etc you be nice to me i'll be nice to you,you be a cunt towards me i'll return the favour,you start a fight with me well you get the picture its how i see things but there are those special lil snowflakes out there that definitely need a bullseye painted on there backs and im just the trigger happy robinhood to do so
now i wont sugarcoat it remember the get away with murder bit i mentioned? well there are those that are handicapped be it mentally or otherwise that are full in control of there actions yet think the world owes them a damn favour for the "condition" they are in moreso then not those that are of the elderly variety and are in motorised chairs tend to think "hey i got this fancy new throne the world should bow before my might" and can get away with all sorts of breaking the rules,physical abuse,mental abuse you name it they pretty much do it just because they believe since there lower half is fucked up they get complete immunity against the rules like this certain twat i wont name for the sake of privacy almost ran over my mother at the place she volunteers at,causing a cuss storm just because one kind and saintly gent in the same predicament was "in her way" when 1 she always has her chair on 10 or so zipping about like a granny genderbent sonic the hedgehog on her pms and 2 again with the "world owes me a favour" mindset she rams into everyone regardless if they are handicapped or not without even apologising
now for the sake of continuing the story lets say our lovely gent is named "eddie" while lil miss psychopath is "carol" anyways eddie who felt the full impact turned around and albeit raising his voice abit told carol to politely slow down or atleast lower the speed of her chair well carol wanted non of that and went into full feminist mode spouting profanities galore that and i quote "a man has no fucking right telling me what to fucking do shut the fuck up you god damn cocksucker of a crippled shit" soo since there is a cuss ban on the property a good handful of the staff told carol to leave since she was kicked out for the day did that stop her any? nope she kept coming back because her son was still there whom of which is apart of the volunteer staff there and wanted no part of this mess she started so since i'll be seeing miss carol again tonight when i go for my volunteering and meal at destinations church you can bet i'll have some choice words for the ungrateful cunt if she starts that shit again
basically what im getting at is those that are handicapped use it as an excuse to get away with murder and some even do it on purpose due to there "immunity" and its a spit in the face to those like me who carry on normally and get the daily grind out of the way
sorry just had to get that off my chest
ramon out
that out of the way lets get to the meat of this steak and potatoes shall we? now for those that are well educated to know whats up i wont bore you with details but people these days tend to be sensitive lil shits that can get away with murder due to the new "laws" and "prohibitions" for special needs but thats not what im talking to you about now i wont lie i cuss,i snark like a cat who doesnt give a shit,i shoot death glares like a pissy billy the kid that missed his nap and id sooner flip you the middle finger then tell you where the nearest tim hortons is if you annoy me but i like to think i treat those around me equally be it gender,sexual orientation,race,religion etc you be nice to me i'll be nice to you,you be a cunt towards me i'll return the favour,you start a fight with me well you get the picture its how i see things but there are those special lil snowflakes out there that definitely need a bullseye painted on there backs and im just the trigger happy robinhood to do so
now i wont sugarcoat it remember the get away with murder bit i mentioned? well there are those that are handicapped be it mentally or otherwise that are full in control of there actions yet think the world owes them a damn favour for the "condition" they are in moreso then not those that are of the elderly variety and are in motorised chairs tend to think "hey i got this fancy new throne the world should bow before my might" and can get away with all sorts of breaking the rules,physical abuse,mental abuse you name it they pretty much do it just because they believe since there lower half is fucked up they get complete immunity against the rules like this certain twat i wont name for the sake of privacy almost ran over my mother at the place she volunteers at,causing a cuss storm just because one kind and saintly gent in the same predicament was "in her way" when 1 she always has her chair on 10 or so zipping about like a granny genderbent sonic the hedgehog on her pms and 2 again with the "world owes me a favour" mindset she rams into everyone regardless if they are handicapped or not without even apologising
now for the sake of continuing the story lets say our lovely gent is named "eddie" while lil miss psychopath is "carol" anyways eddie who felt the full impact turned around and albeit raising his voice abit told carol to politely slow down or atleast lower the speed of her chair well carol wanted non of that and went into full feminist mode spouting profanities galore that and i quote "a man has no fucking right telling me what to fucking do shut the fuck up you god damn cocksucker of a crippled shit" soo since there is a cuss ban on the property a good handful of the staff told carol to leave since she was kicked out for the day did that stop her any? nope she kept coming back because her son was still there whom of which is apart of the volunteer staff there and wanted no part of this mess she started so since i'll be seeing miss carol again tonight when i go for my volunteering and meal at destinations church you can bet i'll have some choice words for the ungrateful cunt if she starts that shit again
basically what im getting at is those that are handicapped use it as an excuse to get away with murder and some even do it on purpose due to there "immunity" and its a spit in the face to those like me who carry on normally and get the daily grind out of the way
sorry just had to get that off my chest
ramon out
perks of having a chivalrous pervert as a friend
Posted 8 years agoi know i know i tend to rant and vent more times then a nymphomaniac could masturbate to futa porn so i thought i would try and fix that abit with an idea that hit me i would like to exercise now from time to time ive been called a "chivalrous pervert" on secondlife and to those that are confused let me abridge this abit basically if i see a nude woman i dont instantly grab her (well not without permission mind you) i'll look the other way or excuse myself and leave now lets face it those that read tv tropes like the fucking bible knows what this is all about and your thinking "ramon you dont think sex is evil on secondlife" now before you grab your torches and pitchforks hear me out yes i do have a lil "fun" from time to time and given the death star sized list of things that piss me off i am prone to violence abit but for the most part i see myself as one thus i thought why not make a lil score sheet if you will of the few perks of having a chivalrous pervert as a friend *ahem*
perk 1: we're always honest with how you look
now lets face it girls and gurls (aswell as some feminine males etc) like to take the guy they are dating (or side dick depending on the nature) shopping for cute lil outfits to parade around in nine times out of ten the guy is cool with it for roughly the first 8 or so dresses you go through but after that they are just agreeing to get the hell out of there with cp's around sure we might share that same mindset but we wont full out make a display of it we will do our utmost best to be reserved in our display of discomfort while you go through every outfit in the store pretty much before deciding on what you want to get then when the coast is clear we will attend an activity or two tailored to handle that built up stress.
perk 2: we are more then welcome to dance with you
now even though the ladies like a night out alone to ogle at male strippers there are times when a big dance pops up and all of there guy friends are busy luckily for them most of the time a cp is bored out of there skull looking for something to do and when there lady friend is in need they will sharpen up and head out to be there knight in shinning armour attending to the dance with them so they arent alone in something they want to do and most often then not they'll be the first one to go to if things go up shit creek without a paddle.
perk 3: you can depend on us to be your crying shoulder
*sighs* say it with me fellas "FRIENDZONE" yes more often then not a cp (or any guy for that matter) will get the dreaded friendzone for how kind and sincere they act due to the whole "girls only like bad boys" shtick but lets not get into that more onto the topic at hand there are times where a girl you know be it friend or otherwise will get hurt and i do mean her world came crumbling down due to some jackass taking a wrecking ball to her hopes and dreams soo being left a sobbing mess its up to you to be that safe barrier that protective shield they need at that moment sure we may steal the odd glance at the goods to preserve our sanity but we will make sure your well being is tended to first before doing anything to handle our "urges" in private once we are alone.
perk 4: need a squad? no prob
there is more then one cp in the world and odds are a good number of them are your friends without even knowing it more often then not a girl just want a group of guy friends to chill out with unleash her inner tomboy and have a few cold ones while doing a marathon of mortal kombat whichever the need arises you can count on us to be there to be your backup hell probably be your own personal security guards if your heading somewhere seedy and need a team of testosterone to keep your rear safe sure we might get our asses handed to us in the process but we'll gladly do it for you.
and perk 5: we wont fuck while your not yourself
now lets face it anyone with a functioning dick (or not if your lesbian i dont judge) wants the pussy badly but due to our morality we wont cross that threshold so often times we are the sober uber for your night and you end up getting shitfaced as hell now anyone without that morality sees a free lay and a great end to a good day (or shitty day normally the latter) but not us we know that your not in complete control of your body at that time and will not proceed to fornicate while your intoxicated sure we want it bad dont get us wrong but we want you to be you while doing it and not a dishevelled mess of no cares cause the morning after when your sober and probably rockin a killer hangover once your 100% again you'll feel violated that someone did you while the lights were out so to speak on your mind.
well those are what i can think of so far lets face it there's probably a crap ton more out there but this is what came to mind just know we're out there and we will help you
ramon out
perk 1: we're always honest with how you look
now lets face it girls and gurls (aswell as some feminine males etc) like to take the guy they are dating (or side dick depending on the nature) shopping for cute lil outfits to parade around in nine times out of ten the guy is cool with it for roughly the first 8 or so dresses you go through but after that they are just agreeing to get the hell out of there with cp's around sure we might share that same mindset but we wont full out make a display of it we will do our utmost best to be reserved in our display of discomfort while you go through every outfit in the store pretty much before deciding on what you want to get then when the coast is clear we will attend an activity or two tailored to handle that built up stress.
perk 2: we are more then welcome to dance with you
now even though the ladies like a night out alone to ogle at male strippers there are times when a big dance pops up and all of there guy friends are busy luckily for them most of the time a cp is bored out of there skull looking for something to do and when there lady friend is in need they will sharpen up and head out to be there knight in shinning armour attending to the dance with them so they arent alone in something they want to do and most often then not they'll be the first one to go to if things go up shit creek without a paddle.
perk 3: you can depend on us to be your crying shoulder
*sighs* say it with me fellas "FRIENDZONE" yes more often then not a cp (or any guy for that matter) will get the dreaded friendzone for how kind and sincere they act due to the whole "girls only like bad boys" shtick but lets not get into that more onto the topic at hand there are times where a girl you know be it friend or otherwise will get hurt and i do mean her world came crumbling down due to some jackass taking a wrecking ball to her hopes and dreams soo being left a sobbing mess its up to you to be that safe barrier that protective shield they need at that moment sure we may steal the odd glance at the goods to preserve our sanity but we will make sure your well being is tended to first before doing anything to handle our "urges" in private once we are alone.
perk 4: need a squad? no prob
there is more then one cp in the world and odds are a good number of them are your friends without even knowing it more often then not a girl just want a group of guy friends to chill out with unleash her inner tomboy and have a few cold ones while doing a marathon of mortal kombat whichever the need arises you can count on us to be there to be your backup hell probably be your own personal security guards if your heading somewhere seedy and need a team of testosterone to keep your rear safe sure we might get our asses handed to us in the process but we'll gladly do it for you.
and perk 5: we wont fuck while your not yourself
now lets face it anyone with a functioning dick (or not if your lesbian i dont judge) wants the pussy badly but due to our morality we wont cross that threshold so often times we are the sober uber for your night and you end up getting shitfaced as hell now anyone without that morality sees a free lay and a great end to a good day (or shitty day normally the latter) but not us we know that your not in complete control of your body at that time and will not proceed to fornicate while your intoxicated sure we want it bad dont get us wrong but we want you to be you while doing it and not a dishevelled mess of no cares cause the morning after when your sober and probably rockin a killer hangover once your 100% again you'll feel violated that someone did you while the lights were out so to speak on your mind.
well those are what i can think of so far lets face it there's probably a crap ton more out there but this is what came to mind just know we're out there and we will help you
ramon out
*sighs deeply* yea its that time again
Posted 9 years agoShow of hands/paws/claws/fins/wings etc if you had this happen more then once? *raises paw* well to what im refering to brings up this rant
warning to those that dont like someone using a journal to vent i have a friendly suggestion for you "grow a fucking pair" cause it tends to happen anyway along the mass swarm of suicidal/money begging journals on here that being said *ahem*.
Lets face it there are alot of things that tend to button mash my berserk button like they were playing mario party those that know me in both real life,multiple media sites and secondlife know I have alot of irks but these particular two seem to always come up these two im refering to are "coin flips" and "money is power".
Now before you get your panties in a knot hear me out on the second one but for now lets focus on the coin flips eh? these are people that say one thing yet do an entirely different thing in the blink of an eye pretty much like for example there are those prudish types that go "i am an anthro good sir not a furry" and will go on a long rant stating the differences one of those being they completely despise those that are constantly horny and dont seem to have an off switch for there dick.
Now there is nothing wrong with that except for one itty bitty tiny detail most of those prudish anthros are dating/married to the "furries" they loathe so much not naming names but a good example would be this brown furred stallion I see around sex sims alot on sl pretty much jumping from one pussy to another like he was in charge of being the mail sorting machine for the day and Ive had the displeasures of speaking with him a few times in the past yea sex is pretty much on his brain 24/7 yet he's partnered to an "anthro" with all her hates in full view in her profile picks and mr stallion is pretty much a manifestation of her biggest one again this is an example there are far more irksome coinflips out there but now on to the second one.
Money is power self explanatory if you have enough green your pretty much the big mean now before you jump down my throat im not getting political with this but to put bluntly those that have enough money and are famous enough think they are immortal that the law cant touch them or the instant ramifications of there actions mean horseshit to them because they know if they wave enough fatpacks around like a wart infested magic wand there worries will disappear like they were nothing the biggest offender of this are those self intitled "pornstars" on secondlife that think due to there fame and there assload of lindens they keep tucked away for whenever the mood fits them that there venomous,distasteful,rancid attitude will be ignored sure they are eyecandy and sure they make pretty much a paper bag dress look hot but are looks really everything? like if you see a pristine golden toilet polished to a mirror's shine are you going to ignore the putrid stench wafting from it just because it looks nice? what im trying to get at is just because you have the power doesnt make it alright to abuse it.
anyways thats what was on my mind currently just want to get it off my chest
ramon out
warning to those that dont like someone using a journal to vent i have a friendly suggestion for you "grow a fucking pair" cause it tends to happen anyway along the mass swarm of suicidal/money begging journals on here that being said *ahem*.
Lets face it there are alot of things that tend to button mash my berserk button like they were playing mario party those that know me in both real life,multiple media sites and secondlife know I have alot of irks but these particular two seem to always come up these two im refering to are "coin flips" and "money is power".
Now before you get your panties in a knot hear me out on the second one but for now lets focus on the coin flips eh? these are people that say one thing yet do an entirely different thing in the blink of an eye pretty much like for example there are those prudish types that go "i am an anthro good sir not a furry" and will go on a long rant stating the differences one of those being they completely despise those that are constantly horny and dont seem to have an off switch for there dick.
Now there is nothing wrong with that except for one itty bitty tiny detail most of those prudish anthros are dating/married to the "furries" they loathe so much not naming names but a good example would be this brown furred stallion I see around sex sims alot on sl pretty much jumping from one pussy to another like he was in charge of being the mail sorting machine for the day and Ive had the displeasures of speaking with him a few times in the past yea sex is pretty much on his brain 24/7 yet he's partnered to an "anthro" with all her hates in full view in her profile picks and mr stallion is pretty much a manifestation of her biggest one again this is an example there are far more irksome coinflips out there but now on to the second one.
Money is power self explanatory if you have enough green your pretty much the big mean now before you jump down my throat im not getting political with this but to put bluntly those that have enough money and are famous enough think they are immortal that the law cant touch them or the instant ramifications of there actions mean horseshit to them because they know if they wave enough fatpacks around like a wart infested magic wand there worries will disappear like they were nothing the biggest offender of this are those self intitled "pornstars" on secondlife that think due to there fame and there assload of lindens they keep tucked away for whenever the mood fits them that there venomous,distasteful,rancid attitude will be ignored sure they are eyecandy and sure they make pretty much a paper bag dress look hot but are looks really everything? like if you see a pristine golden toilet polished to a mirror's shine are you going to ignore the putrid stench wafting from it just because it looks nice? what im trying to get at is just because you have the power doesnt make it alright to abuse it.
anyways thats what was on my mind currently just want to get it off my chest
ramon out
halfassing it since 1991
Posted 9 years agoyea dorky title aside today is my birthday and im 25 so woot thats a thing
and now for something completely different
Posted 9 years agook lets face it much like furaffinity secondlife comes in all flavors and sizes so why am i making this journal? simple just curious but are there any hung traps out there that use secondlife? if your on furaffinity then i shouldnt have to explain what a trap is but just incase as my friend becky said "traps are those super feminine bois that look so female its criminal the type that are packing a fat one and your too attracted by them to care" in laymen terms a femboi but with enough beauty to pass as a full female a good example of this is a certain albino egyptian prince fenfen that has a huge girlboner for equines lets face it we all saved a few juicy pictures from her in our spankbank for the days that normal porn wont do so im calling out to all traps be it human,fur,android etc that play secondlife i would like to get to know you and maybe be good friends my secondlife username is ramon mystiere so feel free to hit me up
now for something abit more cheerful
Posted 9 years agoyea i know these are few and far between but thats life anyways a secondlife mod artist by the name of
is doing a free mod raffle thing in short if you enter and if your lucky enough to win you could have your own fursona brought onto secondlife through the magic of modding and by magic i mean a talented artist working there balls off to bring your fursona to life you'll find all the details in this journal
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal...../#cid:50612470
is doing a free mod raffle thing in short if you enter and if your lucky enough to win you could have your own fursona brought onto secondlife through the magic of modding and by magic i mean a talented artist working there balls off to bring your fursona to life you'll find all the details in this journal https://www.furaffinity.net/journal...../#cid:50612470
well time to paint a bullseye on my back again
Posted 9 years agoyea incase the title wasnt a hint this is another rant one of which i can bet will trigger a good number of people so if you dont enjoy these simply dont read its that easy *presses big red staple's easy button*
That aside i'll keep this short or atleast try to *ahem* now im not naming names for sake of privacy and not wanting to deal with there bitching flooding my private messages but i noticed that some people on here tend to over abuse the "lil boy cries wolf" tactic and puts up journals making piss easy commissions just to garter attention from people to help with stuff they didnt plan ahead to take care of or mother nature flipping a giant fat middle finger and fucking things up for them at the last second and furaffinity isnt safe from this deviant art gets there share of these aswell (one particular individual that does it constantly pretty much every second day but again not naming names).
Now i get it i really do your low on the cashola and need some homies to chip in to help you out but if a certain fan made purple digimon and a few others on here has taught us anything its that your money isnt guaranteed to go to the intended cause just to go to there shameless splurging of useless shit and not doing them a massive solid in helping with there woes *sighs* im starting to think that spite doing a fucking damn good job yourself the lil green monster we all know as "money" aids in your stupidity you get enough of it and ta da instant fucktard.
Again this is like painting a bullseye on my back and i can guarantee most wont read the "if this upsets you then dont read it" warning just thought i share my two cents
ramon out
That aside i'll keep this short or atleast try to *ahem* now im not naming names for sake of privacy and not wanting to deal with there bitching flooding my private messages but i noticed that some people on here tend to over abuse the "lil boy cries wolf" tactic and puts up journals making piss easy commissions just to garter attention from people to help with stuff they didnt plan ahead to take care of or mother nature flipping a giant fat middle finger and fucking things up for them at the last second and furaffinity isnt safe from this deviant art gets there share of these aswell (one particular individual that does it constantly pretty much every second day but again not naming names).
Now i get it i really do your low on the cashola and need some homies to chip in to help you out but if a certain fan made purple digimon and a few others on here has taught us anything its that your money isnt guaranteed to go to the intended cause just to go to there shameless splurging of useless shit and not doing them a massive solid in helping with there woes *sighs* im starting to think that spite doing a fucking damn good job yourself the lil green monster we all know as "money" aids in your stupidity you get enough of it and ta da instant fucktard.
Again this is like painting a bullseye on my back and i can guarantee most wont read the "if this upsets you then dont read it" warning just thought i share my two cents
ramon out
i reallly dont need this right now -_-
Posted 9 years agowell *blows off the dust coughing as he waves his arms* bout time i upload a journal eh? to bring you guys up to speed ive moved to a different apartment and minus it being a tad smaller then my old place its quite comfy and things are cool here spite me being sick for a few days thats not so enjoyable slowly getting over that so i figured id get back on secondlife to reassure everyone i know on there that i didnt drop off the face of the earth and things were smooth for abit till i landed in an area that was a complete lag trap you know the one where you try teleporting out and you cant do dick fuck all? yea one of those so i figured np i'll just jot down what i was looking at via notecard,log off and hop back on easy peasy right? well for some reason it wont let me back in and my password isnt being reconized so i thought "maybe i used the wrong password" so spite knowing my sl password off by fractured and fucked up heart i decided to use one of the other passwords i use for other sites still nothing so to humour it i went to the thing you go to get a new password and thats fucking up on me so for the time being i cant access sl what so ever and on the ricter scale from slightly irked to must punch and break all the things im sitting comfortably at flipping my desk in rage i know you guys probably dont want to hear this shit but rather then wrecking my computer and everything else on my new desk i thought i make a vent journal to say whats up *sighs* i just love how life fucks me in the ass though i wish it would ditch the fucking hydra dildo and use an actual penis if im going to get drilled i want to atleast feel some hot nut going in eh? anyways happy friday or whats left of it depending on what time you see this
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