Round One
6 miles
Resistance 6
159.4 calories burned
24:01 minutes

Round Two
3.25 miles
Resistance 6
86.8 calories burned
11:48 minutes

It's been too long since the last time I did stuff. From my asscheeks to my calves feel sore now. Yeesh.

But as promised, through the darkness I have persevered and returned to punish my body until it looks how I want it to look. You can all thank God(s) or chance/luck/fate/whatever you believe in for this massive stroke of good luck that has washed over my family. We're going to get to keep our house. We're also approved for a state program that pays for your mortgage, including back payments, for up to 2 years and we don't have to pay it back. So... I think we might be in the clear for a while. The whole family rejoiced at the news. Coincidentally it came 3 days after putting our dear Sophie to sleep. I hope she's so happy up there bouncing around like a dummy in Heaven. I miss her.

But you can also thank my new friends. and (<- Not really NEW but, remade maybe?) and now, especially who made my rekindling possible by blessing me with something I couldn't find within myself anymore. Determination. There were many things she rekindled but that's at the forefront right now. I am DETERMINED not to regain all that I've lost. And I refuse to let myself slip back into the bad habits I once indulged in.

Come Hell or high water people, I WILL continue losing weight. I WILL continue busting my ass to get fit. And I WILL have the body I've always wanted.

Count on it.

~Justin

I didn't think it would hurt as much as it did.

So fucking wrong... I was so fucking wrong.

R.I.P. baby. Sleep tight and dream of chew toys and happy things.

I'm gonna fuckin miss you.

Goddamnit.

~Justin

Could be found for this entry.

You guys know how I said I'd get started on my health journal thing again tomorrow?

Well to punctuate the day, to give me that real boost, the unmph I need... we're also putting down the family dog of 17 years.

Not happy.

Not happy at all.

Goddamned memories...

Goddamned tears.

~Saint

Wow. More than a week has slipped by without an update on this. It's been rough. It's actually a little harder on the spirit than I anticipated, being unemployed and knowing the job market is closing around folks without degrees. So my next step is to hopefully enroll in a community college and get my degree in something and let FAFSA or FASFA or whatever the Hell it is pay for it. Whatever spare money left over will go to paying off my other student loans because I FUCKING HATE DEBT. GAWD.

Anyway, I'm going to restart this Health Journal thing on Monday of next week. I'm back to a normal sleeping schedule and the work out schedule is going to be adjusted to reflect that. Also! A friend of mine is sort of setting up a minecraft server with Tekkit. I don't know a lot of the details or if there are banned items or anything but I'm going to be updating folks on that too. We're looking to bring some people in so we can get a nice little city built and then... I'm not sure actually. Build stuff? Iunno.

If you're interested in being part of the building stage of the server then contact me through comments here or through notes or Skype or something. Relatively sure I have my Skype name on my profile here, but if not, it's "atrer.deus" without the quotes.

Also, seriously considering doing Just Dance on XBox Live while on Kinect cam and letting you guys watch and laugh at me. If it makes some smiles, then sweet. If not, then your callous and hurtful laughter will FUEL MY METAMORPHOSIS!!!

~Saint

Alright, so... I failed at the schedule thing. All symptoms point to me being highly nocturnal. BUT, I lost my weight during daylight hours so I'm going to get back to it. Somehow.

Healthy Stuffs:

I managed to eat kinda light today.
1 bowl of ravioli.
4 cups of Chex Mix.

Still need to work on calories though. And now for working out.

6 miles on the bike at resistance 6.

I may not be beating the habit of sleeping in, but I will not be losing my momentum of weight loss! I did not come this far to pick it all back up. Starvation before... in... flation?

Iunno. Wish me luck on restarting my cycle.

Coffee here I come.

Fuck me. I am unreliable as Hell it would appear. Not to mention I've spent the last two days completely fucked on my sleeping schedule. I have GOT to get my ass back in gear. So here's what I'm going to try to do. Make a schedule for all things. And by everything, I mean working out.

12:00 pm - 6 miles on the bike at resistance 5

1:30 pm - Snack or foodstuffs, something not meal-sized

4:00 pm - Probably fixing dinner or eating dinner or helping cook dinner

6:00 pm - 6 more miles on the bike at resistance 6

7:00 pm - Just Dance 3 or actual physical labor exercises like lifting weights or doing push ups or sit ups

8:00 pm - Gaming/Resting/Whatever

10:00 pm - 6 more miles on the bike at resistance 5

11:00 pm - Shower

12:00 am - Gaming/Sleeping/Whatever

Sorry I've let you down guys. I haven't done anything in the last two days but play Minecraft and make my ass numb by sitting in this chair. Ow. I promise to reinvigorate myself and get back on the right track. I've gotten good advice from and my new friend is a body builder so I'm going to be hounding him for tips and stuff. Hopefully by the time I turn 28, I'll be under 200lbs or pretty damned close to it.

I'll hit up the schedule thinger tomorrow and see how it works out for me.

~Saint

Well I managed to wake up before 12:00 today. And went to bed at... 6 this morning? I don't even know, I thought for the longest time it was Saturday and spent most of my conscious time wandering about my room in a stupor. Dunno what it is, maybe I'm coming down with something? I don't feel sick, just felt really weak and tired all day.

Till now. The nighttime brings all the energy with it. And I really, really, really wish that minecraft server would update so I could keep building around my tower base. And expanding my sky fortress... and trying to make an automatic door that opens and shuts to prevent folks, (folks being me) from falling into the lava filled garbage pit.

Anyway, the healthings! Starting with eats of course.

Double filet o fish @ McDonald's. No IDEA of the calories. I did look but it wasn't on their menu. D:
Dipped cone @ McDonald's.
Chicken Grilled Stuft Burrito @ Taco Bell. *Whimpers*
Some beef jerky. 240 calories.

I went out to help mom clean the church like I do every Friday, so I did spend some time walking around. And it was hot as balls in there so I sweat too. I hate sweating and not being able to wash it off. Makes your clothes stick to you. Mom said she noticed that I looked thinner when she saw me and the wind was blowing my clothes against me. So there's that. I'm kinda noticing it a little too. In the shower I was pleased to... huh... this might be breaching the TMI lines with you guys. Disregard that part. >__>;

EXERCISE! n_n

Walking around the church. Not sure if this counts since I don't know how much I actually burned but I'm including it since it was walking. Probably... maybe half a mile's worth? Maybe? A quarter?
6 miles on the bike at resistance 6.

EotD Note: Jesus I might as well take this part out I ALWAYS forget to friggen do it. @__@

Someone remind me to do the EotD Note!

Check this journal out. This shit is happening all over the place so I know it's probably really hard to squeeze any spare money together when life's only giving you pennies per day anymore.

But if you can spare a few coins or some dollars or even just kind words, let the poor lady know that when the cloud is so dark the silver lining is lost, that folks will share an umbrella with her.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3964039/

Much love peeps.

~Saint

Who ever heard of paying for money? XD

Linkage to the moneez: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3962430/

Stress level is coming down. The lump on mom's neck is healing now that I got her to the hospital and she got her medicine. We're thinking it was a spider bite and not shingles since it didn't show up like shingles shows up. Which is good... but bad at the same time. If it was a spider bite it means I've been WAY too lax in my murdering of those little fucks. I'll have to step it up. No more mercy.

On to the foodstuffs...

2 double cheeseburgers from Burger King
1 small fries. So far that's it. Wait...
5 eggs with some butter, salt, pepper, basil, and Velvetta cheese. This happened WAY early this morning. I forgot about it.

Nothing much else to report at the moment. Been playing a lot of Minecraft with and which is pretty fun. If I knew the FAs of the rest of the group I'd put them up here. Maybe I should ask them sometime...

ANYWAYS, for the hot bits.

Nothing Yet. I feel like I'm slipping. :c

EotD Note: Coming soon...

Wow, it's been a whole week now and I haven't missed a day. I'm... actually impressed with myself. 7 days is longer than I usually keep to a project knowingly. Well, I've made it a week, so in 7 more days I'll give my official weight again and we'll see if I'm still losing pounds.

And now for the noms.

A plate of chicken alfredo. Homemade. GOT to start keep tracking of calories here.

A friend of mine, brought up a good point. I think starting on Day 8 I'll also keep track of what time I eat these things so that folks don't think I binge in one sitting and eat everything I write down then starve myself the rest of the day. Also might start thinking about snacks to have to help with caloric intake without jeopardizing what I'm losing. Until I start to show any health failings I want to stay the course I'm on.

Yanno maybe one day I'll give myself a jolt of humility and hop on the Kinect when I work out and anyone wanting to chat with me or mock me or laugh at my stupidity can do so. I'm running out of movies to watch while I ride my bike. @__@

Nothing yet.

WotD Note: Working on it.

Ugh! I did it again! I slept in SO LATE! GAWD not having a job is BULLSHIT! Blargh.

Anyway, despite staying up so late playing Minecraft with Pyrferno and RedRusker and sleeping in so late, I still feel I can recover and reclaim my sleep schedule. I just have to make sure I don't keep screwing up. WILL POWAAAAAAAH!!

And now for my eats today.

A plate of spaghetti with sauce. No... meat... *whimpers*
1 cherry fried pie.
1 apple fried pie. This might SOUND bad, but in actuality... you're probably right. But they weren't big. Maybe about the length of a dollar bill and probably about as wide as one too. Sugar and cinnamon were added.

I fix bitchin spaghetti. Even with sub-par ingredients I STILL fix bitchin spaghetti. Ya'll should pay me little monies to fix you a meal and wrap it up tight and send it to you.

And now for the sweaty parts. How I would enjoy sweaty parts... when they were mashed together in carnal, sensual bliss. Mm.

6 miles on resistance 4, 129.2 calories burned.

EotD Note: Workin on it.

Good morning/afternoon/evening/wtfareyoudoingstillawake FA! I managed to whip myself back into a normal, err, semi-normal sleeping schedule which means I was awake by 10:00 am. Unfortunately I rolled around and drifted in and out of consciousness for about another 2 hours afterwards. So... still 4 hours earlier getting up than usual but gotta work on the actual "getting up" part of getting up.

Anyway, couple of things to address here.

1. I'm actually really starting to enjoy the Health Journals I'm doing. It keeps me active on FA rather than just lurking to porn or the rare drawing that catches my eye that doesn't involve big boobs and wangs and money shots and what not. It also lets me keep track of the things I've done. It also lets you guys, those of you who're watching and responding, keep track of me as well. I'm happy about that. Means if I drop off, hopefully one of you is going to hunt me down and nut-punch me for it.

2. I shaved! Ah it feels so good not to have a throat beard again. Itchy prickly stuff. Blech.

3. I'm going to start a little mini-project to try and get myself back into the swing of writing, and maybe... MAYBE include some doodle drawings while I'm doing it. I loosely call it the "Journal of the Dead" project. I say loosely in that if I'm infringing on a copyright I can change it without being sued, or threatened to be sued. They'll go into my submissions section, maybe scraps, we'll see. It's going to follow a man before an outbreak and after an outbreak, and may include doodles of scenery or poorly drawn zombie faces or the random doodles of a person who's slowly losing their grip on reality. We'll see on that last part. I might be willing to humble myself by revealing my weight but... my art skills? I dunno... they suck pretty damned badly. Would anyone WANT to see that?

And now for the healthy stuff, starting with food!

Some roast, carrots, and potatoes.

And all the hot, sweaty stuff. Murr purr durr burr...

30 arm curls with a 15 lbs weight on each arm.
30 behind-the-head lifts.

EotD Note: Not much to say here. Tried to do a different kind of exercise, it sorta worked but I think I need to up the ante. Maybe to something like, 100 curls and buy some heavier weights... once I find a rich dick to suck. Apparently that's the key to earning a good wage.

That aside, I've been working on and off on Journal of the Dead Day One today. I'm hoping it won't disappoint. Also need some ideas on what to doodle with it first.

Or maybe this is day 5. I've already lost track. Jesus. One thing's for sure though, I desperately need to get a schedule together, a goal, and a routine. Cause I'm flip flopping all OVER the fuckin place. @__@

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd for my meal.

Chicken grilled stuft burrito from Taco Bell.
Cheesy Fiesta Potato from Taco Bell too.
And a large raspberry tea.

Also had to deal with taking my mom to the hospital so, should probably watch that I don't get on the bike and forget I'm on it and zone out and wind up pedaling enough to take me across the US. Or... maybe I should.

15 miles on 2 resistances. Trying to find some music to listen to. Gangnam style, Pendulum, what else is good music to sex up my ears while I work out my legs?
7 miles on resistance 3.
8 miles on resistance 5.
I burned 336.4 calories.

EotD Note : Lesson for the day... break your biking sessions up. An hour sitting on that unforgiving seat makes me REALLY sore in the ass region. Ha. Gaaaaaaay. But seriously... gonna be breaking it up definitely. Also, Zombieland is GREAT exercising entertainment.

Hoo boy. Let's see... I'll start with foodstuffs again.

9 oz. of an 18 oz. rib eye steak cooked medium rare. I really have no earthly idea how many calories I took in today. I only ate once, and it was to help pick my mom's spirits up. She's having a rough go, way worse than I am. I mean, I eventually get to move away, she's stuck with the bastard.
1 fully loaded potato skin.
3 mozzarella sticks.
2 rolls.
1 cup of rice pilaf. No actual idea WHAT rice pilaf is. It just looked like buttered rice that was undercooked and served with the tiniest cuts of carrot I have ever seen.
1 cup of macaroni and cheese. A guilty pleasure I admit.
6 fried mushrooms. These were way better than I thought they'd be.

And now, how did I work this big ass meal off?

12 miles on slightly alternating resistances.
3 miles on resistance 3
3 miles on resistance 5
3 miles on resistance 6
3 miles on resistance 7

Now, I know this one is REALLY late getting up, and it's because I was debating updating at all. Not because I wasn't being watched or followed or supported, but because I was honestly a little embarrassed about how much I'd eaten. Granted it was one meal, but still. I've been told I'm pretty much outwardly self-loathing now. Rather than keep the hate inside, I let it drive me and nothing I ever do is good enough for myself. Hmm, for a health journal that started as dominantly physical, I'm exposing some real mental injuries here.

EotD Note: To be updated.

So I woke up this afternoon around 2:28 pm I think. Let's get started with this!

Starting off with foodstuffs.

20 Pizza Rolls. And that's the last of them. Goodbye delicious treats, hello 716.3 calories.
2 McDoubles with no onions. Should've looked at the calories of these on the drive-thru board.
Small chocolate dipped strawberry blizzard. Ugh... this is an embarrassingly weak day for me.
1 Chicken ramen. Didn't look at the calories like a retard. This is going to be a hard habit to start.
1 peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This is kinda allowed, right?

All in all, not a good day for me.

And now exercise.

Nothing. I'm ashamed. Seriously. My fire's not burnt out I just didn't do anything. Literally. I played Borderlands 2 and listened to music all day. And did job hunting.

And, of course, this is just the start of the day, I usually tend to do my exercises later, but I'm thinking I might do my biking earlier and then maybe some Just Dance 3 before I go to bed. To ensure maximum exhaustion and soreness.

Eotd Note: So today was my fat day. It was my lazy, fat day. I could've abused it further, but that doesn't save me since I abused it plenty already. This won't happen again. I know I can't 'make up' lost exercise time so I'm not going to double up tomorrow on my work out. Instead, I'm going to do my miles in the morning to help me wake up, and my wild flailing and gasping (maybe bottomless... laaaaaadies...) later on in the night. It was a mistake, but I will learn from it. It's ok to take days off of working out, but not to stuff my face at the same time.

Alright, let's get some basic info down.

Current Weight : 259 lbs
Current Height : 5'9"
Eye Color : Blue
Hair Color : Brown and Silver ( 27 years old with silver hair already. STRESSFUL LIFE )
Penis Length : Ahhahahaha unacceptable D:
Time : 5:49 pm
Date: 10/17/2012

That stuff has little to do with my weight, so ignore anything you don't care to know. I know, my hair is awesome and nobody cares about my penis. Not even me.

Anyway, let's start with what I've eaten so far today.

25 Pizza Rolls. I read the nutrition information for calories and stuff and it looks like they were 220 calories per serving, and each serving was 6 rolls. So I ate 916 calories.

2 cups of dry roasted peanuts. No idea about the calories here, I'll look when I go upstairs here in a bit.

4 eggs with some Velveeta cheese. Fu-king-yum.

1 glass of milk and 1 glass of orange juice.

And now for exercise.

50 minutes on the bike.
262.7 calories burned
12 miles biked on ascending and descending resistances
2 miles on Resistance 1
2 miles on Resistance 2
2 miles on Resistance 3
2 miles on Resistance 4
2 miles on Resistance 5
2 miles on Resistance 6

And about 20 minutes of Just Dance 3's Sweat mode! PANTSLESS! THE FUCKING SHORTS JUST KEPT FALLING OFF!!! D:

Note: Remember I will be editing this journal entry as I ate and work out, so check back every so often to see what I've managed to do. Or not do. Then proceed to mock me and call me a fatty if I've done absolutely nothing. It'll hurt my feelings and make me sad. So after I get done crying I'll get upset and then get on the bike and pedal till my legs fall off. INSPIRATION!

Another Note: I'll be adding an End of the Day (EotD) bit after everything's done and I'm about to recline and play 360 or pass the fuck out in the floor after vomiting on my patio outside. (I hate a kick ass patio so double loss on my part) Expect me to tell you how I'm feeling at the end of the day, how the workout affected me, and what I plan on doing tomorrow, and let's see if I can live up to my own expectations!

EotD Note: Well, after doing my bottomless session of Just Dance 3 and my 12 mile up-and-down-a-hill bike ride I can say without hesitation that I figured out where my was falling off. MY LEGS. For about 15 minutes after dancing like a retard, I peeled, yes peeled that shit was stuck to me, my shirt off and hopped in the shower.

Where I promptly felt like pure sex. I understand why these fitness geeks are like rabid bunnies. Fuck me I felt good... for about 5 minutes. After that, my body chimed in with this message, "Oh hey there Saint. I'm really, really glad you've decided to make us look good. And I'm really, really happy that you have no pride or shame to speak of to dance with no shorts on. I'm so happy, I'd like to share with your brain what your body's feeling."

Annnnnnnnnnnd then my entire body felt weak and drained and pitiful. Suddenly all my gung ho attitude came crashing violently with the backlash of my decision to bike 12 miles and run across what the game said was Central Park. My shoulders are aching. MY SHOULDERS! That doesn't even make sense! I just flailed them around like an epileptic mid-seizure! (No offense to epileptics) And they're AAAAACHING! Also, water tasted funny. ALSO, remember kids, to DRINK WATER when exercising, a lesson I will not forget again. (But fuck that shower was sex. Seriously. Sex. I think the water fucked me. Can I say I'm not virgin anymore now?)

Anyways, all aches and pains and my body telling me WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU FUCK FUCKING DOING aside, I feel really good. I'm awake, which is bad since it's 3 am here, and I'm feeling the work out. My heart is beating and my lungs are... lunging? What do lungs do? Breathe? Well that's stupid, if they weren't I'd be dead.

So, for tomorrow, I expect... to repeat this. Although judging by my body's happy yet horrible response to doing BOTH, I may break it up to Just Dance 3 one night, and biking like a motherf**ker another. Then once I've gotten used to them, I'll bring them back together. And have sex with my shower again. Maybe. If it buys me dinner.

~Saint

So I started this journey before I even realized it and I wish I'd started keeping track before now. I'll give a brief synopsis of what's going on before I get into things. About 4 months ago I was hired, temporarily, with a group of folks to work at the University of Kentucky's Clinic. I had to pay for parking, which sucked, and the walk to the actual office was about a half of a block to a block long. I was also hired on in June, one of the hottest months. And for the longest time, did not bring my little fan to work to help balance the temperature in the hot ass basement where we worked. So for a while I would sweat my ass off. It was hot, I wore 2 shirts and pants and a belt, and had nothing to cool me off. There were times I would go to the bathroom, lock myself in the handicapped stall, and take my shirts off and let them sit for about ten minutes to dry off a little.

I should add I was also 315 lbs, aka FAT. ( Still fat just losing it)

So time progresses, I drink lots of water and still manage to drink sodas daily, and I eat less without even really realizing it. And before I realized it, I weighed myself randomly one day cause my leg muscles have turned to stone, and lo and behold, I'm 279 lbs. I was freakin SHOCKED because I didn't feel any different and didn't notice any weight loss. Long story short, I weighed myself about 15 minutes ago, been unemployed for about 3 weeks or so, and I am now 259 lbs. That means in about 4 months I lost 56 lbs and did NOT realize it.

So today marks a day I'm going to start keeping journals on FA for folks that would like to track my progress and maybe see what I'm doing to lose weight. If it manages to help some folks lose weight too then super kudos I've done something to help the world! I can die happy. If not, then I'll be thinner and healthier one day and super kudos I can mark it off my bucket list and can die happy. Either way, I'm dying happy apparently. So I'll keep track of what I eat and drink as best I can, and lay down what I do for exercise and maybe put in some filler like when an unemployed poor fuck wakes up and goes to bed, and what he does for the hours he's not eating, sleeping, working out, or fapping ( hurr hurr, still single. D: ) if folks want to know the intimate details of my extremely boring life. @_@



TL:DR - I'm losing weight, gonna keep journals about what I eat and do, if you lose weight doing what I do then fuck yeah I'm super excited happy.



Next journal will have today's info on it. And I may edit them as time goes by if I add in more exercise or eating or something. Check back often! Wish me luck! :D

I keep linking to my profile here on FA and it keeps giving me an error on the Steam website! I'm not stupid but this is making me feel that way. D:

This is getting easier. AMAZING how well it reads my God-awful digitized handwriting. So! In 1 year who would want super cheap, SUPER crappy commissions from me? :)

Anyone out there play the simulator DayZ? C'mon, there's gotta be SOME folks that play! I'd like to get at least a few folks together and play in a group. So note me or respond to the journal or call me or IM me or text me (for those of you who have my number) and let's work out a time to play! :D

l This is not easy at fucking all! Written this message like 10 times now! THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING "U" DAMNIT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xLj.....ture=g-all-lik

And I was like... HOLY SHITE! A MOVIE ABOUT FURRIES!? First I've ever heard of one.

GABRIEL

[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[x] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size
[x] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet (He learns about it during his life. At this time, he does know about it and can control it to a certain point.)
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are
[ ] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[x] They have an emotional disorder
[x] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[ ] They are very intelligent sometimes
[x] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[x] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[x] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of (insert profession/power here)
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[x] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Overall points: 9

Point Reductions

Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[x] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
Final Score is: 8

<5 -Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^

6-15 -Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26< -Mary-Sue
Oh dear. Do I really need to comment on this?

Damn. An eight? I usually fail the shit out of these things. I wonder how Saint scores.

SAINT

[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong (Most supernatural things tend to be when compared to mortal strength)
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[x] Their eyes are an unusual colour (Sexy... eyes...)
[x] This happens to be red (And black! Don't forget black!)
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift (Do regenerative limbs and bodies count?)
[x] They are immortal
[x] (if a female) they have large bra size (D's? Are those large?)
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[x] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[x] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature (100% Kitsune Juice)
[x] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[x] They are very attractive to the same gender
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ]They are emo/cutesy
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are (A perk of immortality)
[x] They are currently in a relationship (Who. Would. DO. THIS. WITH. HER!?)
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[x] They have a mental disorder
[x] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane (Nah, she's been long gone for a long time)
[x] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent sometimes
[x] They have hallucinations (A perk of being crazy)
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[x] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[x] Some part of their body glows (Eeeeeeyes in the dark)
[x] They have a rare/unusual name (Not a lot of people are named just "Saint" and even less of them are female I'd imagine)
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[x] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared (Ever stabbed someone 77 times in the chest in 2 seconds using 9 tails? She has.)
[x] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives (Not sure if I should count this one since she doesn't technically live anywhere but the wilds of the world, including the 'urban jungle' from time to time. She does a lot of traveling.)
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy
[x] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly (A perk of being bat-shit crazy)
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of (insert profession/power here)
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[x] They are involved in some sort of prophecy (See below)
[x] They are 'the chosen one' (Saint was written as the walking apocalypse. Not the harbinger, but the deliverer.)
[ ] They have insomnia
Overall points: 26

Point Reductions

Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[x] They have a short temper
[x] They enjoy bullying others
[x] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
Final Score is: 23

<5 -Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^

6-15 -Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26< -Mary-Sue
Oh dear. Do I really need to comment on this?

Hmmm, Saint? Annoying? I don't think she really gives a damn. XD

So, to help me develop them a little bit more, and because I'm going to be bored out of my mind today at work, I'm giving YOU, the audience, an opportunity to question my two characters regarding ANYTHING you want. Want to find out what Gabriel does in his spare time? Ask! Want to know how many tails Saint lifts when she's seducing someone? Ask! Want to know if they'd ever bone each other? Ask!

Disclaimer: Warning, asking Saint about her sex life may or may not result in immediate maulings.