So this is something that  Sable-crimsonpawwz suggested I do to get my artz back. After FWA I've been drawing much more, but I need inspiration to keep it up. So, as of today I have five slots to draw by Friday! Fist come, first serve, send me a note or comment with your ideas!

1. foxxyfire
2. lilbluefoxie
3. gobob
4. pjt
5


BEGIN!

Arm wrestling with coop for almost two minutes straight
Watching WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE anime with Andrea Bunny
The Furry Rock Band Finals
Whiskey with Kilcodo
CyanLeopard got embarrassed
Rooming with and subsequently teasing the ever loving hell out of Beowulf
Easter baskets full of dick and balls
Singing "Take on me" at the now traditional staff dinner penultimate sing-along
Skull splitter scotch ale
The newly formed fans of Allagash unite
Staring-ass racoons
"He-who-shall-not-be-named"
The Game Room Peace treaty
The dissolving of the Game Room Peace treaty
Knife-thumb intercourse
EVAAAAANNNNNN and $15 burgers for trannies
Our bitchin new sound system
Arse-loads of art
I got my drawing on
Beatmania players are FUCKING NUTS
Next year.

Also, the following people have art coming their way:
1. Filthyrotten  filthyrotten
2. Andrea Bunny  lapin
3. Kilcodo  kilcodo
4. Sable  sable-crimsonpawwz
5. Cooper Faust  CooperFaust
6. Diggla  diggla
7. Kasi  jackalrem
8. Beerhorse  beerhorse
9. Kyko  kyko

Here we go, I said I'd do it!


Where are you staying?
At the hotel, in a suite somewhere.

Who will you be with?
My lovely wife Filthyrotten, the amazing artist Beowulf, and our selfless Hospitality coordinator Kaelin

Do you do trades?
Absolutely! I'm still getting back into the swing of the whole art thing, but I'll give it a shot!

What suits will you have?
Well, I've got a blue one, a black one, one with pinstripes....

What is your gender?
Certainly male.

How old are you?
25

Can I talk to you?
Sure! I'm very gregarious and I'd love to meet you.

Can I buy you a drink?
Yeah, but let's just keep it at one. I've got a room to run!

What's your poison?
A good single malt and a pint of Guinness will set me straight.

Can I commission you?
Sure, I don't charge much and it'll be good practice.

What events will you be attending?
I don't know, I'm pretty much booked for the weekend. ^_^;

Have you visited the website?[furryweekend.com]
Absolutely! Lucky did an amazing job on the new layout!

If you were in the Rock Band tournament[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3479850], what would your band name be?
“The Indomitable Wedgie”

What would you play?
Bass.

Can I hug you?
Absolutely, I'm big on hugs.

How tall are you?
6' 1”
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
I'm a very nice person.

Are you friendly?
I've been described as such, yes! I make friends everywhere so I think so.

How long are you going?
Till Monday.

Do you have an artist table?
No, but I'll be at my staff table all weekend.

Do you like parties?
Yeah, just don't get too wild.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A wave and “Hi!” will do. Or you know, follow me around the confloor shouting “JACKAL!! JACKALJACKALJACKALJACKALJACKAL!!!” It works like a charm....-.-;

Now I TAG!!!

Tag FIVE people with this!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3479850/

Ladies and gentlemen, start your headbanging! We will be having a HUGE rockband tournament at FWA this year so start practicing now and get your band together!

I am a 25 year old man. I smoke. I drink. I am infallibly confident and at the same time I am a very self conscious person. I am married to the sexiest, most wonderfully intelligent and wittiest woman I have ever met and I can honestly say that I am so in love with her that when I see her my heart pounds. I have three amazing, brilliant children, of the ages of ten, nine and three. They are my life and I cannot see myself without them. I currently work a dead end job day in and day out to support myself, my family and our various hobbies.


I could not be any happier with the way things have turned out.

http://www.formspring.me/DarkPatu Ask me what you wish.

http://www.formspring.me/DarkPatu HERE'S what I meant. Had to find the damn link.

Alright, I'll eventually get around to doing this years FWA meme, because, you know, I have to. Cause I work there. Bitch.


Anyways, I'll follow the scheme of a few others and toss this out there.

Ask me a question, oh peoples of peoples, and I shall answer.

So....I completely neglected to mention my birthday on here....again. Yes, this past Sunday, I had a birthday, and am now somewhere between 25 and 28, depending on who you ask. One of those people is me. I literally forgot how old I am. Yeah. But, awesome times were had by all, we visited Umezonos, an AMAZING Japanese restaurant in Marietta, Georgia that if you are EVER in Georgia you should come and eat there. My treat. Seriously. We rented out one of their big party rooms decked in total Japanese style with the short table and taking off your shoes and everything.  Sable-Crimsonpawwz was there and so was  filthyrotten and  Nemns. A few other friends showed and we had an awesome time, then we eventually sauntered over to Fox & Hounds, a fantastic midtown pub where we proceeded to pound beer and play pool till almost midnight where many of us had to go home and get rest for Monday working. But I had an awesome time and it was probably one of the best birthdays I've had in a long long time.

So once again, I have dropped myself into the world of the Forgotten Realms and I'm running a 4th ed game for my wife and a few of our friends. This has my creative juices flowing and I've started drawing again. This is a fantastic opportunity for anyone who plays to give me a full description of your character for me to draw up anthrosized (or not, as you like) so I've got something to do when I'm not planning scenarios or trying for a T.otal P.arty K.ill, you know, like all good DMs should. Also I might start blogging our adventures, you know, when I have time or just fuckin feel like it. Our base party is a Dragonborn Fighter with aspirations of becoming Bahamut's champion, a Human Ranger who enjoys taxes and cleans himself with his tongue, a Tiefling Rouge who has been gifted(cursed?) with a demonic taint in her right hand, and a Goblin-turned-Warlord as support. Other characters come and go as the game progresses (and lazy fuckers don't show for the game). We started out running a premade adventure to get things flowing and now have entered into a quest to (unbeknown to our intrepid adventurers)...and I'm gonna leave it at that. More to come


[See, that's a cliffhanger. It's supposed to build suspense and make you want to know what happens next. It's a cinematic technique. Riiiiight....]

So, I've noticed over the past year or so, I've somehow become decidedly more British, or Scottish, or Irish or something. I've come to truly enjoy scotch and it's brothers, blended and mixed whiskeys, I'm dropping Guiness in the requisite five-ring-gulps, I have (and openly wear) a bowler hat, tam, and driving cap, I drink tea strong enough to melt metal spoons and I smoke a pipe.


However, welsh rabbit is still for wankers and I don't think I could stomach black pudding.

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Have you taken it yet?

Where are you staying?
The con hotel, and the Video Game room, though I'll be on the smoking deck a lot too.

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
In an out of the Video Game room helping with tournaments and just generaly playing around, but I'm not spending all con in there this time. I'll be around, just look for the scruffy jackal-looking fucker.

Who will you be with?
I'll be tailed by a wee lad or lass and probably hanging around Filthyrotten (our Volunteer Coordinator and Head of Furry Resources) for most of the con.

Do you do free art?
Sure, why not? I can't promise it'll be awesome, but we can do it.

Do you do trades?
Absolutely, just hit me up and we can work something together.

Do you do commissions?
Wait...give me....money?....for Art? People do that now?! Fuck yes, hand it over!

Do you have prints/ CDs?
Yeah, I'm not good enough to merit any of that Tech-no-logic-ale whosiwhutsits.

What suits will you have?
Well I don't really suit... I might in the future, but not just now.

What is your gender?
Masculine.

How old are you?
24

Distinguishing physical features and accessories?
I have a blazing red beard, auburn hair, moderate build and height, I smoke black clove cigarettes almost constantly, I will be wearing a staff jersey, and likely either a bowler hat or pith helmet.

How approachable do you like to be?
Come talk to me whenever. I'm not shy, I'm not reserved, just for gods sake, don't think I'm hitting on you. I've run into problems in the past where being open and friendly makes people go around saying, rawrr, that Jackal and I get in trouble so don't. I might like ya, but I don't like ya like ya.

What sort of conversation topics can I broach with you?
Name it pretty much. I'm fairly knowledgeable on many topics and I can pretend for the ones I'm not.

Can I buy you a drink?
Only if you're buying the five that follow too. I'm an expensive drunk.

Are you looking to make new friends at the convention, or just see old ones?
A bit of both, FWA is like a family reunion, birthday and new years all rolled into one for me, so it's awesome.

Additional Info:
Come to the Video Game room! I'm the Coordinator and we have some fantastic tournaments this year! DDR preliminaries are Friday night, the finals on Saturday night!

Alright folks, we're NINE DAYS out from FWA-6, 2009, NINE people! If you aren't already registered, make sure you get your stuff together and get in Thursday afternoon and evening to register at the door! Also! Artists alley this year is HUGE, like chasm-like in length, breadth and depth, so while I would say don't worry about getting a seat, we all know how damn hard it is to snag a place in there. Video game room this year is going to be FANTASTIC. Epic even. It's true, we have tons of new games and systems and even more huge televisions. Make sure you punks drop in and say hi the the original Jackal. We have some amazing stuff planned for you this year, not the least of which  Lizardbeth, our GOH this year, has some awesome art for us. I won't ruin it for you guys, but this is turning out to be an amazing year for us! I hope to see all of you there for our sixth year running of the best furry convention in the south!

Jackal

Alright, we're now only 71 days till the marvelous marvel of marvelousness known as FURRY WEEKEND ATLANTA!!!! (mind, this is not a sturgess fillmore production) This is turning out to be one of our best years yet, and with our new location, we've got a LOT more room to have fun with and in!

With an easy MARTA transit system acessable location, no one will be able to get los...okay, ALMOST no one will be able to get lost on their way to the con(It's just a straight shot from the airport up the northbound rail and get off at peachtree station, so damn easy), and with a downtown Atlanta location, we have literaly HUNDREDS of resturants to pick, not to mention the resturants IN the hotel space to boot!

We've got a lot of really awesome activities lined up this year and I hope, I pray, I beg to see you all there this year! Make sure to stop by our new, improved, greatly enhanced and smelling slightly of pine it's so spankin' good Video Game room(where you will find yours truly and my honorable band of droogies running the joint), and our HUGE dealers den and the almost doubled artists alley!

Please, everyone, do yourself a favor and go to Furryweekend.com and pre-register for the best furry event all year!

~Patu AKA DarkJackal

and a horrible, bad, no good awful mean father.


It's not always fun being Mr. Dad.

Sometimes it sucks and is highly depressing.

Kids'll always break your heart.

Okay, merry seasonal greetings everyone. Now that that's out of the way, holy shit. I mean Holy. Shit. I dropped into a store yesterday with intentions of buying my little ones christmas gifts. I browsed, thought, picked, put pack and finaly decided on a few choice items that they wanted or I knew would cause them to flip their tiny, elementary school lids. I, of course, not being nearly as financialy sound minded as their mother, didn't do totals in my head to figure out how much this stuff was going to cost. Oops. My bad. At the register I WILLINGLY gave the cashier these items. And what did that demonic green sign say I was to give her? $327.59. Three freaking hundred bucks on probably nine presents total. Granted they got video games and the like so that boosted it, but for the goddesses sake...

(-.-;)

Needless to say I paid it and it will all be worth it come christmas when my damn kids open these and go hogshit wild tearassing around the house hooting their thanks, but geez...

Alright furfans and furfriends, we're only four months out till Furry Weekend Atlanta!

Once again yours truly will be holding his own in the Video Game room, but this year we've upgraded! We are now setting up shop in the Atlanta downtown Hilton!! Anyone who has gone to Dragon Con know what I'm talking about. A HUGE, incredibly luxurious space that we are honored to occupy this coming March.

That's right, March, we changed our time, but not our purpose. Please, PLEASE drop by at furryweekend.com and pre-register to make things easier on yourself so you don't have to waste valuable time waiting in line to register when you get there!

You've seen the banners I'm sure, but just to reitterate, our theme this year is 'Furs on Safari', so be prepared for lots of exploration fun and theme-based activities!

Alright, so everyone please stop by the website and check out the message board, LJ group and MySpace page, and for all of those interested, the Volunteer page and Staff Application page are both up and running, so if you want to join our ever growing family and get to know the people behind the south's best and biggest furry convention, don't hesitate to join up!

Everyone who's going give me a shout! I'll see you all there in the Video Game room! ^_^

~Patu

Okay, for those of you who don't know, I am the manager of a local atlanta UPS Store, so we see people shipping off all kinds of things. Taxedermied goat heads, bronze eagle statues (for mr. Stephen Colbert), plexi-glass encased peanut plants, all manner of odd, eccentric, and occasionaly atrocious pieces of random crap people want to give, sell, or just unload on other people. But today took the cake. A woman brought in a life-sized CPR manequin, and we had a chuckle about it, saying oh we're gonna have some fun, hehe. So we finish manefesting the shipment and get ready to pack this thing up and I notice something odd. Very odd. Disturbingly odd. I call over my associate and point to the object in questiona dn say "Hey, josh, what does that look like to you?" To which his response was "Holy fuck, it's got a goddamn twat!!" Yes boys and girls, that's right, an anotomicaly correct CPR doll. And this wasn't just some sort of molded relief, no, this was the whole damn deal, protruding clitoris, labial lips spread, vaginal cavity open like a fucking black hole. Now I understand that this is really used for pap-smear and cervix checking exercizes, but it was sold annonomously on Ebay for fucks sake. Goddamn perverts...



also she doesn't swallow, so what's the good in it?


I kid.


She gobbled it up like a hungry bird.


also kidding.


....probably.


~Patu

Now selling badges (cause I's broke!) Here are two examples

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1652591/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1652597/

Each badge is laminated and includes a clip, and is $15.00 with postage included.

Hurray! Buy one, they're cute and they help out Jackals in need of rent and billstuff!

~Patu

Rules:
(1) Bold the ones that are true.
(2) Italicize the ones that are sort of true.

general
* I am 5'4 or shorter.
* I think I'm ugly.
* I have many scars.
* I tan easily.
* I wish my hair was a different color.
* I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
* I have a tattoo.
* I am self-conscious about my appearance.
* I have/had braces.
* I wear glasses.
* I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
* I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
* I have had more than two piercings.
* I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
* I have freckles.

family/home life
* I've sworn at my parents.
* I've run away from home.
* I've been kicked out of the house.
* My biological parents are together.
* I have a sibling less than one year old.
* I want to have kids someday.
* I have children.
* I've lost a child.

embarrassment
* I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
* Disney movies still make me cry. Shut up.
* I've snorted while laughing.
* I've laughed so hard I've cried.
* I've glued my hand to something.
* I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
* I've had my trousers rip in public.

health
* I've had stitches.
* I've broken a bone.
* I've had my tonsils removed.
* I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
* I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
* I've had serious surgery.
* I've had chicken pox.

traveling
* I've driven over 200 miles (1000km) in one day.
* I've been on a plane.
* I've been to North America.
* I've been to Niagara Falls.
* I've been to Japan.
* I've been to Europe.
* I've been to Africa.

experiences
* I've been lost in my city.
* I've seen a shooting star.
* I've wished on a shooting star.
* I've seen a meteor shower.
* I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
* I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
* I've been to a casino.
* I've been skydiving.
* I've gone skinny dipping.
* I've played spin the bottle.
* I've crashed a car.
* I've been skiing.
* I've been in a play.
* I've met someone in person from the internet.
* I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
* I've seen the northern lights.
* I've sat on a roof top at night.
* I've played chicken.
* I've seen the RHPS. (Let's do the Time Wrap!)
* I've eaten sushi.
* I've been snowboarding.

relationships
* I'm single.
* I'm in a relationship. (And completely serious about it!)
* I'm available.
* I'm engaged.
* I'm married.
* I've gone on a blind date.
* I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
* I have a fear of abandonment
* I've been divorced.
* I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
* I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
* I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
* I've kept something from a past relationship.

sexuality
* I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
* I've kissed a member of the same gender.
* I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
* I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
* I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
* I am a cuddler.
* I've been kissed in the rain.
* I've had sex outdoors.
* I've hugged a stranger.
* I have kissed a stranger.
* I have had sex with a stranger.

honesty/crime
* I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
* I have lied to my parents about where I am.
* I am keeping a secret from the world. (well, most of the world. The one I love knows secrets no one else does)
* I've cheated while playing a video game.
* I've cheated on a test.
* I've driven through a red light.
* I've been suspended from school.
* I've witnessed a crime.
* I've been in a fist fight.
* I've been arrested.
* I've shoplifted.

drugs/alcohol

* I've consumed alcohol.
* I have/do smoked cigarettes.
* I have/do smoked pot.
* I regularly drink.
* I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
* I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
* I've done hard drugs.
* I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
* I can't swallow pills.
* I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

random
* I can sing well.
* I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
* I open up to others too easily.
* I watch the news.
* I don't kill bugs.
* I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
* I fucking swear regularly.
* I sing in the shower.
* I am a morning person.
* I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
* I'm a snob about grammar.
* I am a sports fanatic.
* I play with my hair.
* I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
* I love being neat.
* I love spam.
* I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
* I bake well.
* My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
* I don't know how to shoot a gun.
* I am in love with love.
* I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
* I laugh at my own jokes.
* I eat fast food weekly.
* I believe in ghosts.
* I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
* I am really ticklish.
* I love white chocolate.
* I bite my nails.
* I play video games.
* I'm good at remembering faces.
* I'm good at remembering names.
* I'm good at remembering dates.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* My answers are totally honest

Yes, yes, I know, you missed me....

No, I wasn't kidnapped my the alqueda...

No, I wasn't in prison....again...

No, I didn't run away to Hollywood and become a porn star...

No...

No...

No...

...

Okay just stop with the questions.
The point is I'm back on FA, and I'm actualy starting to draw a bit again, though nothing is quite ready as of yet. I've still got a lot of old stuff I was working on before my art-gland went bluuey all over the place, so I guess I'll upload that next. But I'm back and looking to catch up with the gang! So, mysticsphinx, kilcodo,  -uranaisha-,  dusty, I'd better be hearing from you all soon! Hit me up or drop me a line or give me a buzz, just let me know what's going on since I've been away! In the meantime, I've got about 7 thousand posts to check...oi...this might take me a minute...

~Patu

Hi all, Yes I am alive, no i am not dead in some ditch somewhere, and no I have not been kidnapped by some crazy old man who thinks I look like his wife. I'm terribly sorry for my absence, but it's harder to keep up with my freinds since I've got no interwebs at the house and I'm being watched near constantly at work. But since I've got over 4k messages, please, please please if you want to contact me, shoot me an email at pparten@gmail.com! I'd love to hear from all of you so please email me whenever, I get more chances to check my email than look at naughty furry pictures (it's cultural art, I swear...), so you WILL get a reply! Again, my appologies to all my friends, and specificaly to my neice Emmy and my daughter Aisha. Hugs and luvs to all who watch me and I wish you the best!

Patu

Okay, everyone who I consider to be my friend on this forum (aka anyone who I've held atleast a few conversations with via posts or PM's) if there's anything going on in your life that you absolutely HAVE to tell me, send me an email at pparten@gmail.com.

Snatched this from  -uranaisha- and modded it a bit. Pinch it and pass it on, you horrible, horrible meme whores. ^_^

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[x] I am taller than 6'.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces. (had)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercing.
[x] I have/have had piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
[x] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.(usualy my other hand...)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada. (US if you live in Canada)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from MySpace/Nexopia/Facebook/Fur Affinity/etc....
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I've yelled in public.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[x] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[x] I have kissed a stranger.
[ ] I am straight.
[ ] I am gay.
[x] I am bi-sexual. (well, more like 70%straight, 30% gay. Gay enough to find men hot, but not enough to like them as much as women.)
[ ] I am bi-curious.
[ ] I am straight but have had a gay experience.
[ ] I am gay but have had a straight experience.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[x] I've been arrested.
[x] I've stolen something from a store.
[x] I've stolen something from a store over $50 in value.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I am or was anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on eBay
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid/have paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screenname.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I love cooking.