Me and  TheOmegaError would like to announce The Gassy Arcade! In it, we will take requests for random characters from indie games (get it? Indie Arcade?), but this time, every one is guaranteed a fart and a scat! They will also be one a day, unless something extreme happens. This will be alongside the Gassydex, so don't worry!

The comic I've been working on with yaoipoop, with the emo boy, has finally entered the ending phases. I have completed the script, so now we just wait on the art.

You can see the emo boy, hereby named "Alex", here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31972048/

So, after a few days, I have a good idea of the rules.
1) Anyone can request almost any Pokemon, assuming it isn't already on the list, or posted.
2) One request per person, but it resets once your request is posted.
3) You can not request a custom scenario. All art is up to Error.
4) The batch for a given day is chosen by me and Error, not in any particular order.
5) Scat alts are chosen by a wheel spin, from the day's batch. If your request doesn't get a scat alt, no whining and begging me for a re-do.
6) All Pokemon, unless the species is always female, will be male.
7) We will not do Pokemon that obviously can't fart. This includes possessed items, like Honedge, robots, like Metagross, or sentient inanimate objects, like Stakataka. Certain bugs, too.

Well, it's finally time. Me and  TheOmegaError have started our big project, the GassyDex! It will be art of a certain Pokemon, by him, and a short description in the style of a journal by me! We have plans for certain Pokemon already, but feel free to request one you would like to see! The fart versions will be posted on my account, and certain ones will get a scat version, which will be posted to his account.

Ya boi is collaborating with  IlluminaughtySeesAll! I will be doing a story, and then we will be working together on making it a comic!

Please, show your support for such amazing comics by considering becoming a Patreon for them, https://www.patreon.com/Illuminaughty .

You can find the comics they've already put out at https://payhip.com/illuminaughty .

After a long time thinking about it, I have decided to put all commissions and requests on hold. Forcing myself to write stuff that I, frankly, did not want to write has made it difficult for me to write anything at all. For the time being, I will be writing what I want to write. I will return to commissions and requests eventually, I just need a break. I apologize to any who react negatively to this news, but if I keep forcing myself, I might just stop writing altogether. Would you rather have your story now, and risk it being trash, or wait a bit longer, and have something we can both be proud of?

Hey, uh, Tacko made me a gift, too.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=13.....eQSog521lmyViM

 Gassy-Gaming-Wolf made me a bithday present!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/29770694/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZFSjgMqT8
I was interviewed by FNGR about AndriDash's fun little server.

Do you know any lesser-known artists or writers who do fart/scat stuff? Please, link me to their page. I want to support as many as I can. I don't care what you think of them, whether good or bad, I want to see them. If you are a lesser-known artist or writer, please, note me. I would love to do a trade or collab!

This just in!
"I am sick of being known as
"Oh, the asexual  TCYK89 ripoff who sucks  keeperofjunk's dick for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?""
- A certain weirdo.

So, for a while now, I've be wanting to do a story about monster girls. I wanted to cover multiple types, but not all in one story. I was thinking about doing a poll kind of thing, but that sounded way too slow. I was thinking about doing an interactive on writing.com, but you need a premium account for that. So, I made an Aryion.com account, and made the interactive there.

https://aryion.com/iss/page.php?page=1&story=775

So, going over a few of my old stories, they are not quite up to snuff. Too many spelling errors, too little detail, not enough meat on the bones... so, I'm going to rewrite a few of the more popular ones. They will not be reposted, I will just replace the old files with the updated ones. I will call these updated editions "Remixes".

Desperasriel has been remixed.

Put more trees in my stories.

For those unaware, I have a Discord server. Unlike some people, I will not allow anyone under 18 into them. This is for both of our sakes. I'm not bullying anyone, or being mean. This is part of the Discord terms of service.

Finally, after a three month break, I'm back! I should return to a roughly weekly posting schedule, although I have a shit ton to catch up on. Feel free to make requests in the comments of this journal, and I might do it!

Let's all blindly hope for a better future, while today collapses into the dust!

Do you ever get that sneaking suspicion that it's someone's birthday? That you've forgotten something important?

Well, I'm here to help! What you've forgotten... is that it's my birthday!

I know I haven't been putting out quality stuff recently (although it's arguable that I ever did), and I apologize to everyone for that. I'm heavily depressed these days, and I can't find the motivation to write anything. I am commishing some stuff from my friends, and some of my friends are doing stuff for my birthday on Sunday, so expect that. Sorry again.

SQUEEEEE! I finally got the Collector's Edition of UNDERTALE! I love wearing the Locket, it feels so cool! Expect a bunch more of UNDERTALE themed stuff soon!

Someone asked me what my top ship was...




It's Septiplier. They are perfect for each other!

So, my old payment scheme was a little archaic. I had to stretch out topics to fit the length requested, and I hate that. So, I've made a new payment scheme. You tell me what you want, and if I decide it's something I can write, I'll write it as long as feels natural. Then, on completion, you pay me $5 USD per page. That way, the commissioner gets their money worth, and I'm not stuck with no idea to reach 10 pages on a story that only takes 2! The page is decided by using Microsoft Word, with a text size of 12. Thanks to  keeperofjunk for the idea.

I'm sorry that I haven't done anything in a while, some bad things have happened IRL. My younger brother had a stroke, and I'm having trouble finding inspiration to write much. I know I have a few stories promised to people, but those will have to be delayed for a while. Please don't hate me. This doesn't mean all stories are going to stop, in fact I'm working on one right now. It just means that I'll be a lot slower working, and less confident in myself to write anything good.

So, I've decided I wanna make a series about random furries exploring Zane's forest. But it's no fun making up random one shot characters. So, if you note me the stats of your OC, I will make a story about them in Zane's forest!