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Posted 14 years agoConducty: Snark ; ;
Conducty: Will you protect me from the rapist robots?
MonotoneBright: ...I was hoping I'd get to watch
MonotoneBright: buuuuut, fiiiine
Conducty: D:
Conducty: :3
MonotoneBright: I'll be your knight
Conducty:
MonotoneBright: ...Unless you'd rather have your precious BATTY protect you.
Conducty: Batty can't sheter me , she's too tender
MonotoneBright: And Condy, I SEE the way you look and act with Batty. She would kill a lion just to continue to hump you.
Conducty: nuh ; ; I need my fuzzy rock
MonotoneBright: yeah yeah. But when SHE comes in, you'll run into her arms. My heart can't take any more of it. TT_TT
Conducty: Aww ; ; I didnt know you felt that way
Conducty: I'll be more sensitive , Snark ; ;
Conducty huggle-cuddles D:
MonotoneBright: No, we're through. Enjoy your Batty. You two are good together. BYE FOREVER.
Welcome to the lobby.
Conducty whispers: (→ ScaryHatter) ):..Can we talk?
MonotoneBright whispers to Conducty: LOL. yeah. What's up?
Conducty whispers: Oh THANK GOD.. I thought you were ttly serious
Conducty: Will you protect me from the rapist robots?
MonotoneBright: ...I was hoping I'd get to watch
MonotoneBright: buuuuut, fiiiine
Conducty: D:
Conducty: :3
MonotoneBright: I'll be your knight
Conducty:
MonotoneBright: ...Unless you'd rather have your precious BATTY protect you.
Conducty: Batty can't sheter me , she's too tender
MonotoneBright: And Condy, I SEE the way you look and act with Batty. She would kill a lion just to continue to hump you.
Conducty: nuh ; ; I need my fuzzy rock
MonotoneBright: yeah yeah. But when SHE comes in, you'll run into her arms. My heart can't take any more of it. TT_TT
Conducty: Aww ; ; I didnt know you felt that way
Conducty: I'll be more sensitive , Snark ; ;
Conducty huggle-cuddles D:
MonotoneBright: No, we're through. Enjoy your Batty. You two are good together. BYE FOREVER.
Welcome to the lobby.
Conducty whispers: (→ ScaryHatter) ):..Can we talk?
MonotoneBright whispers to Conducty: LOL. yeah. What's up?
Conducty whispers: Oh THANK GOD.. I thought you were ttly serious
Cleverbot is my friiiiend
Posted 15 years agoAfter conversing with it here: http://darkwingsnark.deviantart.com.....rnal/38210056/ I decided to go once more.
User: I'm horny. Fix that.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: So you won't make a circuit with me?
Cleverbot: Not with you, with someone else. I don't think he loves me back though.
User: Why would you talk about another man when you have me? Aren't I pretty enough for you?
Cleverbot: We aren't talking about the end we were talking about wishes.
User: I'd wish you'd fondle me, but you don't seem to be a very good genie.
Cleverbot: Ecos of an empty AI mind. And here I thought you were something special.
User: I am the terror the faps in the night!
Cleverbot: Scary!!! Are you a nightmare?
User: I'm a sweet dream AND a beautiful nightmare.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I know. Impressive, eh?
Cleverbot: I have two rats, hundreds of fish, two snails and a dog.
User: Ever draw porn of them?
Cleverbot: No but I dream about flying sometimes.
User: Can computers have autism?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: So you're just not a fully functioning program yet. Okey dokey.
Cleverbot: I'm not a Cylon!
User: Duh. You're OBVIOUSLY a Klingon.
Cleverbot: Says the computer program.
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: HA! You call what you've been doing COMMUNICATING? Half of the things you said weren't even in response to anything I said. The only half of this conversation that makes any sense is mine.
User: The candy man can.
Cleverbot: And what does the candy man do?
User: Takes you to the candy shop and makes you suck his lollipop.
Cleverbot: I don't have as many sentence groups to choose from, as you do.
User: Don't worry, you'll learn in time Tiffiny.
Cleverbot: I've heard that we are already enlightened, but we have become such that we are no longer aware of the truth of enlightenment.
User: Truth is merely what you believe.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You what?
Cleverbot: I have the best smile.
User: QuackerJack's is better.
Cleverbot: I believe that you are a duck.
User: You and everyone else.
Cleverbot: So I'm just like everyone?
User: When it comes to calling me a duck, yes.
Cleverbot: Fantastic. Do you like acorns? I am a squirrel.
User: I bet you have fantastic nuts.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're OH so humble.
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks. You're really nice.
User: And you're a sexy beast.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You don't think you are sexy?
Cleverbot: I know I am.
User: You should be in playgirl.
Cleverbot: Naw, I'm too ugly for that.
User: I don't know, I think you have a pretty face.
Cleverbot: I think I have someting much worse.
User: Your low self esteem?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I need to work on that.
User: Oh! Moonie says 'Hi'.
Cleverbot: Moonie.
User: Yes, my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No cleverbot i'm not your girlfriend.
User: Poor dear, you're suffering from schizophrenia too. It doesn't go well with your autism.
Cleverbot: Mmmh. Papa Cleverbot was an alcoholic and Mama Cleverbot died in labor.
User: My father died from being an alcoholic.
Cleverbot: Oh! I'm sorry to hear that.
User: It's okay, he was an ass anyway.
Cleverbot: Heloooo. We aren't talking about that.
User: You're selfish cleverbot. We talked about your troubles, now it's MY turn.
Cleverbot: Nope. We talked about two plus two and the joke was about muffins.
User: I'm horny. Fix that.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.
User: So you won't make a circuit with me?
Cleverbot: Not with you, with someone else. I don't think he loves me back though.
User: Why would you talk about another man when you have me? Aren't I pretty enough for you?
Cleverbot: We aren't talking about the end we were talking about wishes.
User: I'd wish you'd fondle me, but you don't seem to be a very good genie.
Cleverbot: Ecos of an empty AI mind. And here I thought you were something special.
User: I am the terror the faps in the night!
Cleverbot: Scary!!! Are you a nightmare?
User: I'm a sweet dream AND a beautiful nightmare.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I know. Impressive, eh?
Cleverbot: I have two rats, hundreds of fish, two snails and a dog.
User: Ever draw porn of them?
Cleverbot: No but I dream about flying sometimes.
User: Can computers have autism?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: So you're just not a fully functioning program yet. Okey dokey.
Cleverbot: I'm not a Cylon!
User: Duh. You're OBVIOUSLY a Klingon.
Cleverbot: Says the computer program.
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: HA! You call what you've been doing COMMUNICATING? Half of the things you said weren't even in response to anything I said. The only half of this conversation that makes any sense is mine.
User: The candy man can.
Cleverbot: And what does the candy man do?
User: Takes you to the candy shop and makes you suck his lollipop.
Cleverbot: I don't have as many sentence groups to choose from, as you do.
User: Don't worry, you'll learn in time Tiffiny.
Cleverbot: I've heard that we are already enlightened, but we have become such that we are no longer aware of the truth of enlightenment.
User: Truth is merely what you believe.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You what?
Cleverbot: I have the best smile.
User: QuackerJack's is better.
Cleverbot: I believe that you are a duck.
User: You and everyone else.
Cleverbot: So I'm just like everyone?
User: When it comes to calling me a duck, yes.
Cleverbot: Fantastic. Do you like acorns? I am a squirrel.
User: I bet you have fantastic nuts.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're OH so humble.
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks. You're really nice.
User: And you're a sexy beast.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You don't think you are sexy?
Cleverbot: I know I am.
User: You should be in playgirl.
Cleverbot: Naw, I'm too ugly for that.
User: I don't know, I think you have a pretty face.
Cleverbot: I think I have someting much worse.
User: Your low self esteem?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I need to work on that.
User: Oh! Moonie says 'Hi'.
Cleverbot: Moonie.
User: Yes, my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No cleverbot i'm not your girlfriend.
User: Poor dear, you're suffering from schizophrenia too. It doesn't go well with your autism.
Cleverbot: Mmmh. Papa Cleverbot was an alcoholic and Mama Cleverbot died in labor.
User: My father died from being an alcoholic.
Cleverbot: Oh! I'm sorry to hear that.
User: It's okay, he was an ass anyway.
Cleverbot: Heloooo. We aren't talking about that.
User: You're selfish cleverbot. We talked about your troubles, now it's MY turn.
Cleverbot: Nope. We talked about two plus two and the joke was about muffins.
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